Friday, April 13, 2012

Flash Report! ontheroad Rolls Into The 15th Ave Adult Theater In The Chicago Burbs















Doc here with another terrific Flash Report from our newest contributor, ontheroad. This time, he visits the 15th Avenue Adult Theater (& Spa) in the western suburbs of Chicago, and his report is very different and awesome.  You'll see why...

Also, pay attention to the moral of this story.  I have been preaching this one thing over and over again...

Here is ontheroad and his Flash Report.

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"Wednesday Night at the 15th Ave Theater"  (or how a young lady restored my faith in the ABS gods.)

The Road has not brought me back to Chicago for almost 4 years. I used to be a regular at 15th Ave. I have had dozens of sexy women there, so I was glad to back after all that time.

15th Avenue Adult Theater (& Spa)
Melrose Park, IL
First- the changes. The gloryholes are gone. The gyno tables, couches, and sex swing are gone.
It seems that serious play has moved from the theater to the spa area. What hasn't changed- It is still the cleanest and most couple friendly theater that I have been to. The spa area is great to take a shower and sit in the sauna.

I was there from 5-6. The theater and booths were completely empty. I went into the sauna. There was a group of gays going at it. I watched and enjoyed the sauna. It felt great to sweat for a while. The guys invited me to play and were respectful when I declined. Since nothing was going on, I left for dinner and a movie.

I returned around 9 and went back to the sauna. A Mexican BBW was playing with her man, but they didn't invite others over. They finished and I lurked for 2 hours all around the facility. 2 black couples came in, but left after only 3 minuted in the theater. Both women were clearly uncomfortable.

It was after 11 and I was thinking of leaving when I remembered the good Doctor Emilio's advice about patience in 'this thing of ours'. Time spent in an ABS waiting for couples is not time wasted - it is time invested.

So, I went into the parking lot to have a smoke and my fortunes took a sharp turn for the better.
There was a cute-as-a-button little Latina girl IN HER PAJAMAS walking up. A few guys and I started talking to her. She was staying with a relative in the area and she was walking to the drugstore a few blocks up. She wanted to see inside, but the staff wouldn't let her because she didn't have her ID and there is a 21 and up requirement to get in.

We chatted with her for a while. It was surreal because she was SO cute. It is a tribute to the guys who hang at 15th Ave that this shy and embarrassed girl was made to feel comfortable and titillated without feeling pushed. They were all charming. She said that she was going to go home and get her ID. We all rolled our eyes and didn't think she really would. But 10 minutes later she was back with her ID. She had turned 21 only a few days before!!!!

A small group of us took her on a tour. Again, the guys were gentle and before too long she was telling us her sexual fantasies and what she likes.

Another guy and I decided to take matters into our own hands. We hustled her into a booth and sat her down. She was still shy, but she started stroking both of us. The other guy spermed in no time. She said she wanted to see more cocks, so I brought another guy in. She ended up stroking off 5 guys- one after the other. (side note- I had lube in my pocket that very much came in handy. I never leave home without it)

She was clearly into it. By most ABS standards, she was pretty tame. She flashed us a few times, but was not ready for more hardcore play. The fun was bringing this young thing into the world of 15th Ave. She said that next time she will do more. For my part, when she looked at me with her big brown eyes while she stroked me and said in a little voice, "am I doing it right?", I sprayed farther than I have in a long time!

Until next time, I'll be ontheroad.

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Doc here again... A big thank you goes out to ontheroad and his second terrific report.  See what happens when you exercise some patience?  You may have a 21 year old wander through your zipper.

The Good Doctor needs your reports is a bad way... Send in your reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and best of all you get the byline.

Try it.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, April 12, 2012

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: "Back To Business"
















When we last left The Good Doctor, his acrobatic dreams had been shattered. He was loaded onto a commercial flight, his tights and codpiece removed from his bag, and he was sent packing back to The Valley near the giant super highway.Yet, he forged ahead…

“This should be agony. I should be a mass of aching muscle — broken, spent, unable to move. And, were I an older man, I surely would... But I'm a man of 30 — of 20 again. The rain on my chest is a baptism. I'm born again.”

Good day to you, and to all the ships at sea.  The Good Doctor is here, right where belongs, bringing you the latest from “this thing of ours”. My white suit is pressed, my stethoscope is at the ready, and it’s time to light this candle.

Let’s get started, shall we?








In the 7+ weeks I was away from the news desk @ The Journal, I tried my best to keep up with the incoming reports from this thing of ours. In my darkened room adjacent to the “Academie de Groin”, I was able to get a weak internet connection.  If the planets aligned, and the woman next door to me didn’t turn on her toaster, I could crank out the stray Flash Report.  But that was about it.  Flash forward to now… I’m back in my luxury office, my trusty dog (Barky Lizardo) at my feet, and I’m ready to push The Journal to new heights.
  
First of all, I am reviewing all the incoming reports received since late February.  All unpublished reports are now being edited, and will be up within the next 7 days.  If you have submitted a report, and have not seen it on The Journal yet, drop a quick e-mail to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will confirm with you that I have it or not.

A big thank you goes out to you, the loyal readers of The Journal for hanging in there during my bout of self-indulgence.  But fear not, a lesson was learned: Middle-aged paesans should never be in the acrobat business.

Ever.









  • One of the more pleasant surprises in this thing of ours in 2012 is the reimagining of The Colony Adult Theater (& Cocktails) in East St. Louis, IL. The home turf of my esteemed colleague, MajorVoyeur, he knows as well as anyone that The Colony almost went the way of the do do bird and Tiger Woods’ game (on the course).  However, in stepped a couple involved in the adult scene in St. Louis, and they have injected some new life into marketing this throwback adult theater to make it even more couples friendly.  Theme nights are now common at The Colony. Check out this recent Flash Report for a few details on this new era of this thing of ours at The Colony.  The Colony is on The Good Doctor’s must visit list for this summer.

  • Portlandia is still the go-to place for this thing of ours, but there continue to be reports of the overly aggressive guys at The Paris Theatre (and to a lesser degree, The Oregon Theater across town).  Brent in Portland has a nice report on this, and I myself have seen this in person more than a few times.  Last weekend’s actions by aggressive younger guys at The Paris (as reported by both Brent and a couple’s own report) resulted in Portland dropping to #2 in this week’s Power Rankings. 

  • 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL continues to do well on both weekdays and weekend nights.  Their “Couples, Females, and T-Gurls Free” weeks at the beginning of each month create a lot of traffic on all sides of the fence.  Adding to the scene there, their huge party room gets opened during select major sporting events.  This provides a nice warm-up arena prior to hitting the theater, video booths, or the ever popular spa/steam room.

  • The Art Cinema in Hartford is right on top for The Good Doctor as a place to visit in 2012.  A look back at reports from M&S, a regular couple that attends The Art will show that its balcony is still the focal point of much fun and frolic. 

  • Comments are OPEN! The Good Doctor has opened up the “Comments” section with each new report on The Journal.  You can post anonymously or use a name, your call.  Comments will be moderated, but only for spam or flaming.  The rest flies

Call For Reports
The Good Doctor needs you!  Since all of this acrobat crap is over, we need to get to the task at hand: Adult theater reports.  And this is where you can and will shine.
Regular readers know we have 3 major varieties of reports:
  • Flash Reports – An accounting of an adult theater scene within the last few days or weeks.
  • Field Reports – A review of an adult theater itself, with a description of the layout, seating, video area, whether it’s couples friendly, etc.
  • Blasts From The Past – A report of a past classic experience at an adult theater.  Moaning Lisa had a great one recently about an adult theater experience in Hawaii many years ago.
The lifeblood of The Journal of Adult Theaters are your reports, and I need them pronto.  The public is hungry, and you have the ingredients to make dinner.

Send your Flash, Field, or Blast reports to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, drop in the photos, and make you look like a champ.  Oh, and you get the byline.  If you have a photo or two of the outside of the theater you visit, that would be great!  I need new pics from this thing of ours to illustrate your (and future) articles at The Journal.  New reporters, this is for you… Please provide a pen name you wish to use for your reports moving forward.  Be creative. And remember, with your 2nd report submission, I will design a custom logo for your reports. Cool, eh?

Coming Soon!

  • A slightly revised layout to the web version of The Journal
  • New calls for special reports (like the “Top Adult Theater Woman” essays from two years ago)
  • More polls
  • More updates from adult theaters across the globe
  • And more photos of The Good Doctor in a public place
It’s good to be back folks…Thank you to the dozens of e-mails I received from readers welcoming me back to the fold.
Be safe out there.
Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Knight Brings A Friend To The Summit News Theater

















Doc here with a report from one of my favorite field reporters, Knight.  His scope is wide, and he has a great following...In this report, Knight visits the Summit News Adult Theater in Warren, OH with a lady friend. 

This is a good one folks...Fasten your seatbelts.

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I have a friend who I've known for some time with whom there has been sexual banter.. I'll call her Ruthie. I sensed a deeper perversion in her (truly a 6th sense that only members of this thing of ours can discern). So I threw caution to the wind and asked her in a text "have you ever been to an adult theater?" She said it was funny I asked because just a week before she was thinking that it would be fun to go to a place like that to witness anonymous sex in the open. Of course she had no one to help her with that desire... until now. 

I gave her general info about what goes on, hoping to entice her but not scare her off. My sense about her perversions was correct and she jumped at the chance to go. Just a little background on Ruthie... she's in her mid 20's, about 5'2", 105lbs, a true spinner. She's a brunette with shoulder length hair and creamy skin with no need for makeup. She also has an unshaven pussy with wonderfully silky and soft hair. She's a ringer for Rooney Mara. She also has a penchant for submissiveness and loves male strength and extreme sexual atmospheres.. basically a dream come true for men of our tilt.

I organized a little tour for her.. first we would go to an ABS with gloryholes (on 422 near the PA/Ohio border) , then over to Youngstown to Fosters Art, then to the Summit in Warren.

The ABS was barren with only one guy who was more interested in me.. so we played around in the booths for a few minutes and left.  I didn't know that because this was a weeknight, Fosters was closed.. (Take note that they close at 6ish on weeknights and midnight Friday and Sat).

The Summit News was packed. We entered the theater and all attention turned to her. We sat on the back couch and after our eyes adjusted, I pulled out Mr. Happy and pushed her head down into my lap. This was a cue for everyone to crowd around with their cocks out hoping to be next. I told them to back up..

I stood Ruthie up and striped her of all her clothes (there were multiple gasps and comments about her physical perfection). Then I took out my rope which I had fashioned into 'prisoner cuffs' and secured her wrists. I then lead her naked around the theater a few times so all could get a view. I bent her over one of the front row of seats, wrapped up and entered her while instructing her to stroke a few of the cocks that were being presented to her. I grabbed her hair and had her take a few into her mouth. This went on for about an hour with us taking breaks and going to the booths then back to the theater. I was careful not to let anybody cum.

Then I had her kneel down at the back of the theater and invited anyone to step up and finish on her face and tits. Needless to say, she spent a while in the bathroom cleaning up the mess. Since it was her first time I held off having anyone fuck her, but clearly this was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. She said she was hooked on being a theater slut. Now I must come up with different devious things to challenge my submissive.. oh the work that comes with this thing of ours.

Knight

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Doc here again... You can unfasten those seatbelts now....  It's fun like this that makes The Summit News a Top 5 Adult Theater in the weekly Power Rankings.  A huge thank you to Knight for another OUTSTANDING Flash Report chronicling this thing of ours.

The Good Doctor is still in need of adult theater reports.  Just e-mail your reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and you get the glory and the byline.

Not a bad trade off.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Report for 4/7/12

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Flash Report! The Colony Adult Theater (& Cocktails) in East St. Louis by "ontheroad"











Doc here with a great first time report from our newest contributor, ontheroad. A report from The Colony has been long overdue, and he has submitted a solid report from one of the most unique adult theaters in the country.

So have Suzanne pour you a Harvey Wallbanger and enjoy this report from the East Side...

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The Colony Theater- Friday, April 6

It was my first time there. It is in East St Louis, IL, a rundown area, but the place had it's own parking lot and seemed safe enough. As a single male, I paid $30 to get in. If that seems high, it also includes 3 top-shelf drinks at the bar. The whole place is definitely seen better days and had a strong flavor of the 1970's. Anyway, I passed an empty theater with really low-quality video. That was the singles theater which obviously is not used much. I then passed the couples theater, which was locked. Couples get keys with their admission price.

The Colony Theater & Cocktails
E. St. Louis, IL
Then, I got to the heart of the place- the bar. It was filled with couples and very friendly staff. It was just like being at my neighborhood bar, except that the women were dressed for "action". Aside from occasional flashes and gropes, I got the feeling that serious play is meant for the theaters only.

It is great for couples, because they can pick a guy and control who they bring into the couples theater or they can play alone or with other couples. This eliminates the 'wolfpack' phenomenon that turns some couples off from porn theaters (ed. note: excellent point!).

As a single guy, it was a very unique experience. It is a much more social experience than a typical porn theater. There were at least 10 couples that night and I was told that it was slow. If you are good-looking, witty, or charming, chances are that you will be invited into the couples theater. However, it is not a sure thing and you have to play by the couple's rules.

I played with 2 ladies in the 'couples' theater that night. Both had their man present. Again, much more intimate 'love-making' than the usual theater quickie.

I'll be back as often as I'm in town!

ontheroad

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Doc here again... Thanks again to red shirt freshman ontheroad for a solid first time report from The Colony.  The Colony is a real flashback kind of experience, and worth the time to visit (address info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  It's on The Good Doctor's radar for this summer.

Adult theater reports are still needed from you, the good readers of The Journal.  Send along your reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, and doll up your reports with pics, and you get the glory and the byline.  If you are first time submitter, please give me a pen name that you wish to use. 

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Flash Report! Last Week's Bob in Biloxi Report for 3/31/12















Doc here with catch-up time... I didn't get an opportunity to get last week's Bob in Biloxi report up, so here it is.  That's the good news.  The bad news is that 3/31 wasn't that exciting an evening.

Don't take my word for it....Get the word direct from our good friend Bob.

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Hey Doc,

Lots of traffic on our beautiful Gulf Coast this weekend. Sadly no players, lots of lookers though.

Maybe that will transition into players one evening? Four couples showed at various times at our little Gulf Coast Adult Theater. No couples at the ABS while I was there, although I did miss one by about 30mins. Otherwise the ABS was a happy fella confused folks party.

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Down at the theater one of the regular/semi regular couples told me that a lady came in Friday night and put on a show with her man, but group participation was forbidden. About 10:30pm last night a blonde lady about 5’7 dressed in a leopard print mini and black crotch less pantyhose showed up with her man, she fucked and sucked four guys and her man.

The problem with that is I believed she fucked some of the confused guys bare (very foolish if you don’t know who you’re dealing with of course).So this author didn’t find relief at that party. it’s rumored that one of the confused folks she fucked is carrying a bug so I fail to understand this ladies. At least be smart enough to ask the person’s status!! Kind of hard to lie in a crowd of people that know what you’re about. Doubt should have been ringing off the wall with her last night, so when in doubt play it safe!! Geez!

Two of the other couples that came in and sat down looked extremely nervous and only stayed a few minutes, but they did venture down the street to the ABS. Again I think they were a bit out of their element and did not go to the booths. Both looked very hard though, but in the end maybe they just didn’t have the courage to take that final step?

Summer is just getting here, so I believe it will be a banner year for theater/ABS play in our quaint little town. Time will tell,  but in the interim there’s still not a damn thing worth watching on TV Saturday nights anyway, so I might as well enjoy the people watching at the smut establishments!!

Bob

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Doc here again... While this wasn't a night for the ages, it still provided a bit of excitement.  However, stay tuned for tomorrow's Bob in Biloxi report from this past weekend (4/7).   Things get better.  And by "better", I mean Bob gets his weeny tooted.

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, April 9, 2012

Flash Report! AnExplorer Hits Adult World in Caryville, TN

Doc here with a Flash report from AnExplorer.  Jut like Lewis and Clark, The Pilgrims, and Columbus, AnExplorer is in search of the new world.  A world tucked inside an adult theater...

Tne adult complox in question here is Adult World in Caryville, TN (info in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database). The Exit is 137. 

Here is AnExplorer and his latest report from Tennessee.

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This is not my first time at an ABS bookstore in this thing of ours, but it was the first time at the theaters in this venue.

This is a very large ABS just off the interstate located under the giant "Jesus is Watching You" cross for the neighborhood fundies.

Adult World
Carysville, TN  c.2011
You enter the store into a large video display area. The video booths are off to the left behind a buzzer door. Off to the right is another buzzer door featuring the two theaters (couples only and single male only). In that area there is also a pool table, and an area where dancers entertain.

The cost of admission was $25 for an unlimited admission ticket to the video booths and the single male theater. Couples are free into the couples only theater. There were no couples in attendance and no couples entered the theater while I was there.

The video booths have probably 30 booth setups with glory holes, plexiglass windows with curtains between some of the booths, and normal booths. They feature all the usual videos from straight to not so. There were a lot of single males trolling the glory holes. Most of them seemed to be trucker types...meaning at least 150 pounds overweight and in need of some personal hygiene attention.

Just inside the buzzer door on the theater side was an adult entertainer. I spent some time chatting her up. She was wearing a small thong and a small bra and was not shy about showing the lower goods as she tried to entice you to buy either a dance, a table dance, a massage, a topless pool game, a private dance, etc... all from a menu. She was not a 10, but probably an 8.5 with a nice slim 19 year old body. If might have helped if the spent less time smoking and texting, but she was not that interesting.

There were probably an average of 4 guys in the single male theater at any given time. While I was there, I saw the normal jacking off.  I also saw one guy come up and do some macking down with another dude, then he went down on him for a while. That guy then gloved up and took the aggressor bent over the row in front. He finished inside and they both went on to other things.

Because I was only looking for couples not much of the above was interesting to me.

I stayed about three hours and saw very little action other than sweaty, smelly truckers and a few college age couples/threesomes/foursomes (in the bad, platonic way, haha) come through the bookstore.

If this is the action on a Saturday night, I can only imagine how bad this would be any other time. Overall, a bad experience, worthy of skipping altogether.

Until the next time,

AnExplorer

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Doc here again...Thanks to AnExplorer for this detailed report from a theater not often reported on by the contributors here at The Journal. Thank you sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! floyd Reports on Taboo Video in Portland

Doc here with a great report from senior reporter, floyd.  floyd covers the daytime Portlandia scene like a blanket for The Journal, and this report has a different twist.

Here is is our good friend floyd and his latest report...

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Blondie Gets It Done

Glad to see you back in action , Doc.  Welcome home! Today your loyal reporter files a rare non-Paris Theater based report; it’s quick one but I think your readers will enjoy it!

First off, my report actually starts at the world famous Paris Theater here in Portland Oregon. I was over there one very rainy late afternoon last week, and it was pretty dead, with no couples or ladies over an hour and a half or so.  The movie ended and the new one was one of those ever-popular slap and spit butt fucking flicks.  This was not doing a thing for floyd,so this reporter split the scene.

Now as it turns out I was meeting a friend at a pub in the Pearl District, which is in the opposite direction of my trip home.  I was to meet him at 5:30pm and it was just 4:15, so I started walking north on Broadway, where a new ABS called Taboo Video had opened a year or so ago. I had been in there half a dozen times.  A fairly normal small store with toys and movies and mags,but with a pretty large set of movie booths behind a curtain in the back.  The left side rooms were private and the right side all had glory holes on each side so all these booths were somewhat connected.  The area was heavily used for gay cruising as well as hetero solo jacker’s like me, so I was typically in the non-GH rooms.

Well, it was pouring rain and there was not a soul in the store other than the friendly female clerk who gave me change for a ten for the booths, so for some reason I chose one of the right side booths with the GH’s.  Sure enough, about ten minutes into my solo action I hear the door open next to me. I’m prepared to bolt across the hall if it’s a dude, but to my surprise I hear an unmistakably female voice!

Peeking through the hole I see a short, chubby, forty-ish blond in tight jeans and a white blouse. Her hubby had an impressive cock sticking out of the front of his jean and Blondie was stroking it with the fingers of one hand.  They saw me watching and he positioned himself behind her and cupped her big tits.  She got the message and started unbuttoning.  Off came the blouse and he unhooked her bra from the back.  She let the bra slip off, revealing big natural hangers with wide nips.  floyd was impressed.  She got down on her knees and sucked him enthusiastically for about six or seven minutes.  Her reward was four or five big shots of his spunk all over those big jugs.  Nice!

I figured the show was over after he had cum, but I was wrong.  She slipped out of her jeans and he started rubbing her pussy through a tiny sheer white thong.  It was clear from the light-colored hair peeking out the sides that she was a natural girl.  The panties came off and he started frigging her clit with his wet finger, which made a very pleasingly sloppy sound.  She turned towards me and bent over so her could work her pussy from behind, and her mouth appeared at the GH.  A finger beckoned, and since floyd’s mom raised not a single fool, I knew my next move.

Seconds later I was receiving a spectacular BJ from this hot little tramp while her guy was no doubt finger-fucking her into a frenzy from the rear.  It didn’t take long for the familiar feeling to begin, and she could sense it, because exactly when I hit the point of no return she pulled her mouth away, grabbed my dick, and directed the second load of the afternoon onto her big hangers.

Hubby produced a small hand towel and cleaned up her tits,and she dressed quickly and left with him.  They both were wearing big smiles as we all exited the store together without a word being spoken. You can bet this reporter had a grin as big as theirs!

Cheers!
floyd

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Thanks again to floyd and another terrific report from the Pacific Northwest.

The Good Doctor is back in form, and ready to receive your adult theater reports once again.  E-mail your reports (recent or from the past) to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drop in a pic or two.  You get the byline and the glory. 

Sounds fair, right?

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Flash Report! Knight at Fantasyland I in Tampa 3/6 and 3/7

















Doc here with a quick Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Knight. There are many stories coming from Tampa lately, and here is a recent Flash Report from 3 weeks ago from Fantasyland I.

Enjoy this straight to the point report!

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Hey Doc.. been a while but I'm still here..

I'll be giving you an amazing story about The Summit in Warren soon.. but.. I was just at Fantasyland 1 on March 6th and 7th. It was open and couples were playing in the main theater as well as gloryholes..

I met 4 couples over those 2 days and got 2 blowjobs and 2 fucks. The only negative was some one who wanted to cockblock everyone by standing in the doorway of a private room with a gloryhole then waiting to see if a couple went into the adjacent room.I took care of the situation.. He left and we all had fun at the hole with an awesome couple with and older man and (very) young girl..seemed to be her first time at the hole (he taught her well).

I spent some time talking to the desk clerks and there was no indication of any changes.

Thanks,
Knight

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Doc here again... Great job Knight, and we will be waiting anxiously for your Summit Theater report.

Remember, comments are open.  Leave your comments by clicking the "comments" link at the end of the report.

Keep up the great work Knight!

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Blast From The Past! Moaning Lisa and the 50th State




Doc here... Here is a GREAT Blast From The Past from my good friend, Moaning Lisa.  Lisa has been recovering from surgery over the last few weeks, and was kind enough to shoot The Good Doctor an awesome report from the early 1990's.  The cool thing about this report is that it happens in Honolulu, Hawaii.  That is a first for The Journal, and another notch in our bedpost of cities profiled in this thing of ours.

I encourage you to put on your lei, drop a little Don Ho on your turntable, and sip on a cocktail inside a pineapple.  Here is Moaning Lisa and her words of wisdom...

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Aloha Doc-

No, I'm not in Hawaii (wish I was)...I'm still recuperating from surgery.  Since I have a little time on my hands, I thought the good readers of The Journal might enjoy this  Blast From the Past report.  So travel with J and I to Honolulu in 1990...

We stayed in a hotel that was a couple of blocks from Waikiki Beach. Our balcony overlooked Kuhio Ave, which was a fairly busy street with restaurants, shops,  bars and nightclubs (both gay & straight).  At night the street was an eclectic mix of locals, tourists, business men, hookers, couples and T-girls. 

Before we left for our trip, I bought a few special dresses for evenings out. And by special, I mean very skimpy, revealing dresses with low cut tops and very short hemlines.  I would always dress extra sexy on vacation, under the guise of anonymity. 

The Swingers Theater (current day), and no longer an
adult theater.
Honolulu, HI  circa 2011
One late afternoon, we decided to go to a ABS/theater called Swingers in the Chinatown area.  Ok, not the safest part of town, but the allure of experiencing  something naughty was very compelling.  The bookstore  portion of Swingers was downstairs.  It was a medium-sized store that carried a typical selection of movies, toys and magazines.  They had a great selection of magazines featuring hot Hawaiian men & women, which was fun. They also carried red t-shirts with the word Swinger in gold letters... Still kicking myself for not buying one!

The theater portion of Swingers was upstairs.  When we walked into the theater, we were a little taken back at the seating arrangements.  Up until this point, the adult theaters we had visited were large, and had multiple rows of theater seats.  This theater looked kind of... well, like the basement of a Frat house. It had an assortment of couches, recliners, loveseats and chairs in every color and style imaginable. The screen was large, and bright enough to reveal that the patrons were all guys, no couples. The guys were a pretty good mix of age and locals/tourists. 

J & I settled down in recliners which were next to each other, close to the screen.  Very shortly, a good-looking local guy in his early twenties came and sat next to me.  He was tan, clean shaven, with jet black hair and a lean surfer's body.  He introduced  himself as Leonard.  His eyes kept darting from the screen to me.  I had worn a jade green sleeveless dress, with a very plunging neckline, and no bra.   Leonard tentatively touched my thigh.  I smiled at him, letting him know that his touch was welcome. 

Almost immediately, he was on his knees, asking if he could taste me.  I was a bit surprised by his boldness, but felt very turned on by the idea.  I nodded, and pulled up my skirt.  I had a G-string on, which Leonard quickly pulled aside as he dove in.  I don't know how much experience he had for his age, but if he lacked any, he made up for it in enthusiasm!  For about 10 minutes, Leonard licked and sucked my pussy like there was no tomorrow.  I tried to keep my moans quiet (I have since learned better, as many 15th Avenue patrons can attest) but his tongue was driving me crazy.  We had plenty of onlookers, but everyone kept their distance during the "show".

As Leonard came up for air, he suggested that we go somewhere more private.  J & I  decided to meet him back at our hotel room.  Off we went, feeling a bit nervous, but excited and hopeful.  When we arrived at the hotel, the first thing Leonard did was asked to use the shower, to make sure he was very clean (note to guys: this goes a long way with a woman...at least this woman).  When he came out of the shower, we picked up exactly where we had left off at the theater:  with Leonard's face buried deep in my pussy, and J suckling my tits and kissing me.  I began to suck J's cock which was already rock hard. I was so wet, and really wanted to have his prick deep inside of me. 

I asked J to lie down on his back, so I could top ride him.  Leonard positioned himself between J's legs.  As I leaned forward, Leonard tongued my pussy and ass, and was licking my juices off J's shaft.  This was really my first full- on threesome with 2 men, and I was totally loving it.  After a few minutes,   I turned around, to a reverse cowgirl position.  This  time I leaned backward, so Leonard could lick my clit as J continued to thrust deeply into me.

Then Leonard did something totally unexpected:  he stood up on the bed, bracing his hands against the ceiling, so his cock was right in front of my face.  He was about 6-7" long, very straight and uncut.  The skin on his cock was shiny and taut. I could not resist, and took him into my mouth, with one hand cradling his balls and the other gripping his tight ass.  I licked and sucked his cock with the same enthusiasm he had given me earlier.  As I pleasured him, he asked, no, he BEGGED  me to  finger fuck his ass. 

I raised myself off of J's cock, and got up to grab some lube.  At this point, Leonard was standing on the floor, next to the bed.  His leg was up on the bed, giving me easy access to his ass.  I laid down on the bed, propping my head up with my left arm, allowing my well lubricated hand to explore him...I eased in  one finger, then two, and began to piston them in and out.  Leonard was pumping his cock furiously and moaning loudly:  Yes...yes...yes!  And he exploded all over my tits.  NEVER had I seen a guy cum so hard or so much... The cum was everywhere... Hot creamy stickiness covered me from my throat to my waist.  I just sat there, dumbfounded,  in pure amazement.  Leonard composed himself, and brought me a warm towel to clean up.  He had to leave, but wanted to get together again.  We tried,  but the timing never worked out. 

One of the more amusing anecdotes about this story:  Leonard told me right before he left, that he "always wanted to be with an older woman"... Funny thing was, I was only 27 at the time...

If only he could see me now!! 

Mahalo for reading,

Moaning Lisa

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Doc here again... Now that was a great Blast From The Past!  Many many thanks to the lovely Moaning Lisa for another great report.  She is a real trooper for submitting this report while recovering, and the staff here at The Journal is thankful she is a-ok and on the mend.

With my audition with Cirque du Soleil coming to an unpleasant end, The Good Doctor will be doing his best to catch up on reports in the next week.  If you have sent a report in, and have not seen it up yet, please resend the report to me and let me know what a knucklehead I am for not publishing it. 

Thanks,
Doc