Friday, April 5, 2013

Flash Report! The Traveling Man Hits The Gulf Coast Adult Theater In Biloxi

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor The Traveling Man.

His port of call this time is Biloxi's Gulf Coast Adult Theater, and here is his tale to tell.

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Doc,

Ok, where to begin?   Wednesday night, March 13th, I find myself in Biloxi, looking forward to Friday night when I plan on attending the Gulf Coast Adult Theater.   So, I check into my hotel, and decide what the hell, let's do a little surveillance and check the place out.        

First off, let me say I like this place..it has a good vibe to it.   And I have been to MOST all the places we all know, at one time or another.     So, it's around 6:30 pm, and I pay my $10 and get my stamp on my arm for in and out privileges.    There are no booths here, only the store and the theater.  The theater is L shaped, with a large 15 ft. Screen off to the left, or straight leg of the theater.    This section has normal theater seats, but high backs, in relatively good condition.    Off to the right, is a large alcove area ( the L part) that has about a half dozen couches.
 
Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS
When I first walked in, it was only myself and three other guys.  The occasional confused gentleman walked in, but quickly stayed with like kind.  For the most part, there were all shooters here, waiting on a fun loving couple to show up.     Around 7:30, a couple walks in and takes a seat upfront to the left in the theater seats.  He was probably mid 60's, and she was maybe a little younger, with short brown hair, and wearing a skirt and blouse.  They were clearly here to play, but with whom?    
 
It took a while for them to get frisky, and it soon became obvious they wanted a younger man to join them.   One young guy, who just happened to also be way to aggressive, sat in front of them, constantly looking back at em, but clearly not knowing what to do.    She sat against the wall with one empty seat to her left, with her jacket placed in the empty seat next to the wall.    Each time the young guy would get up and go walking around, she immediately removed her jacket from the chair, but all the money in the world wasn't going to buy this kid a clue.    
 
Gulf Coast Interior Alcove
 After awhile, around 8:00, a nicely dressed guy in his early 40's walks in and sits behind them, shaking hands with the woman's husband as he walked to his seat,  obviously, they've played together before.   She looks like Lidia Bastianich, the Italian TV Chef, and she was built like her too, short and squat.  
 
She and her friend played a bit while her husband watched.  She liked him rubbing her breasts, and giving her a neck massage.    Well, after about 15 minutes of this, the three of them left the theater for parts unknown for a little quiet time.
 
I decided to leave, and got into the car and was JUST about to put her in reverse to back out, when I notice a van pulling in, with what looks like a gorgeous blonde in the passenger seat.   I shut the car off and went inside faster than you can imagine, LOL.    It was around 8:30 when they came in, stunning the audience.  

She was absolutely stunning, in a slinky black dress that barely covered her ass and showed off perfect dancer-esque  legs.  She was about 5'6" tall and weighs approximately 115 lbs.  nice 32C tits ...basically, a body to die for!     She strongly resembled Gwynneth Paltrow in Iron Man, but a hell of a lot sexier!  I found out later sh was a very young looking 26 years old.   They sat towards the rear on the left hand side, and I eventually sat at the end of their same row.   They didn't do anything, not even hold hands, yet it seemed like her juices were stirring, but he was stoically watching the movie and seemed to have little interest in putting his hands on her.    One moron started leaning against the wall, behind her seat jacking off..pretty much a foot away.  I tried to get his attention to set him straight, when the both got up and walked out.  If looks could kill!
Gulf Coast Theater Interior

After about ten minutes, I decided to head out the back door to see if they were still in the parking lot.  Glory be, they were.  I walked up to the van window and said hello, and asked if that idiot was bothering them.  The Mrs. was drinking some flavored vodka from the bottle....gotta love a girl who not only looks like this, bit also knows how to party!    Anyway, she said she was comfortable, and they've been here before and know the deal..but that guy really creeped her out.  I assured them we would take care of him and any others who get out of hand.   
 
I re-entered the theater and sat to the left, on a couch against the wall directly facing a couch that faced forwards, perpendicular to mine.   After ten minutes or so, they came back in and I told them I saved them a couch!   They thanked me, and she sat to the far right on the couch, about 2 feet from a smiling Traveling Man!  Well, it didn't take long at all before this vision stands up, peels off the dress, and kneels in front of her man to suck his cock.    

A few of us offered our couch pillows for her to kneel on, and she graciously accepted. This girl loved to suck cock, and would teasingly sway her. Small hips and fantastic hard ass in rhythm as she slurped the cock of her lucky husband. I moved so I could sit on the arm of the couch to see better, and stroke my cock along with, by now, about ten others spanking the monkeys like a chorus line of manly masturbators.
 
After about 15 minutes, and many compliments given, I politely asked him if I could feel the lady's beautiful ass.  He said that, because I was cool and she liked me and was comfortable, I could...but only me.     She on her knees sucking her husbands cock, and me now on my knees next to her cupping, kneading, feeling, spreading this hard body's ass, when her husband tells me to see how wet she is.  Hey, I don't have to be told twice.  I start playing that pussy like Bach played his favorite  Stradivarius.   She was wiggling and I entered her with my finger, and man, was she tight.  I could only imagine how tight that pussy must feel wrapped around your cock, or how good it tastes.       
 
After about ten minutes she wanted to sit on his cock, so I held her hands to steady herself, and stood in front of her, hoping, praying with every fiber of my being that she would lean over and suck the little traveler.    Now, I was blessed with almost 9" and pretty good girth, but being about 100 lbs. overweight now, it isn't quite as impressive as it once was - but, it's still a contender, even of it isn't winning the title belt anymore. I softly asked her to suck it, but remember, they didn't even want touching at first.  She asked her man if she should, and he said she should play with it, so as I stood in front of her and played with her amazing tits, as she sat on her husbands cock while being fucked in front of a dozen men, and gave me an exquisite hand job. Unfortunately for me, it didn't take long for this 50 year old to shoot a huge load all over the place, to my grunts, her squeals, and the approval of the horny peanut gallery.
 
By now, it was about 10:15pm, and I thanked them for a wonderful evening.  I asked if they were coming back on Friday, as I was still in town, and they said they would be back Friday night!
 
As I left, she was still sitting on his cock, bouncing up and down while The Olympic Hands on Dick team practiced in unison.
 
Gulf Coast Theater?  Huge thumbs up from The Traveling Man!

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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Traveling Man for another quality Flash Report.  Kudos sir!  As always, we are looking forward to your next report from the trenches in this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Flash Report! M&S @ The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT

Doc here with a brand new Flash Report from our good friends M&S. They are regulars at the awesome Art Cinema in Hartford, and this is their latest report from last Friday night.

The action was hot last weekend, and this what they saw and heard.

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Hi Doc,

M&S here from the balcony at the famous Art Cinema in Hartford. Been a 6 long weeks since our last visit on the infamous Feb 16th Valentines Event.

We got to the Art about 7:30 and as we used our free pass from the Valentines Event (thanks again Ernie and Doc) and we asked Tosho if any couples were up in balcony yet and he said no, so up we went to get our favorite seats under the lights.

The Sweet Miss "S" wasted no time in stripping down to her crotchless fishnet bodysuit and me down to my Birthday suit. She was in a mood that I actually thought we were going to hit the main floor, and as you know Doc she is not a main floor girl,lol.

Soon we were joined by 3 other couples under the lights. One couple was FWB, she was a very cute blonde and  had a beautiful set of at least Double D's. She sucked her friends cock like a pro, other than her pulling out her tits and him pulling out his cock, they never got naked.

Another couple just watched the flick as he got sucked pretty much dressed. There was about 7-8 other couples down in the dark seats and and they all were in some sort of sucking and fucking, and many thanks to the HOT blonde and good looking Italian looking dude that put on a hell of a show for everyone about 3 rows down in the dark seats. Loved her load moaning and groaning!

By 9 pm they wolfpack downstairs was getting real restless crowding under both exit signs trying to watch the action upstairs since no couples or ladies had gone downstairs yet. At about 9:30 an attractive couple that was playing in the balcony ventured down to the main floor and as usual got smothered by the pack. About 12-15 guys were fingering her pussy and sucking her tits as she sucked a few cocks, but I never saw her get fucked. It was good to get back to the Art, and we may be headed back on Apr 6th to make up for lost time.

Hope to see you soon!
     
M&S

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Doc here again... Many thanks to the great M&S for their report!  Keep up the great work guys!

Also, make sure you check out The Art Cinema's new website, www.theartcinema.com . It contains anything you'd want to know about the best couples adult theater in the country, from a full photo gallery, to directions, hours, etc.  You will be doing yourself a disservice if you don't go to The Art Cinema, and experience their couples only VIP balcony.

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report! Lion's Den in Columbia, SC by KNG

Doc here with a Field Report from new contributors KNG. They visited The Lion's Den in Columbia, SC and their report follows.
 
Take it away KNG!
 
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I recently went to a place called The Lions Den near Columbia, SC off of I20 exit 39. I went in and they have a large selection of expensive toys and affordable ones. The movie selection was very good.
 
I paid my minimum five dollars to get to the video booths. I was surprised how much room there is in these booths. There is a padded bench along the whole side of the walls and over 100 movies playing with the ability to select a category. They have a paper towel dispenser and a trash can to throw your nut rags away.
 
Back to the size of these booths, the smallest booth could fit 5 to 6 people comfortably. The larger ones could fit 8 people. The booths were spotless. Very clean. There are doors you can lock or not lock depending if you want people to come in. The booths have the “Buddy Booth” buttons to push to see the people that are in the connecting booth.
 
There were no glory-holes, which my wife was disappointed, because she wants to experience one. She is a Glory hole slut at heart. Its all she talks about. There also are private viewing booths which I did not check out. I think those are the ones where you can rent and preview a movie. I wonder if there are glory holes back there? I will investigate that one.
 
My slut and I are going to The Lions Den soon and I will send another post on what happens. I will also have a pic of the place. I think I will have to take pics on the events that I am so eagerly awaiting to happen. I have set up a secret foursome to happen there that my wife doesn’t know about, and I haven’t even met the people, only saw them on a personals website that I have been cruisin. I did talk to him on the phone. It should be a good time.
 
Wish us luck!
 
KNG
 
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Doc here again... Thanks to KNG for the report!  We will be looking forward to you follow-up report and hopefully the meet-up was a successful one.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Paris 1 & 2 in Syracuse, NY by Toonis

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from my old stomping grounds up in Western New York. 

First time contributor Toonis hit the Paris 1 & 2 in Syracuse, and has submitted this excellent account of his findings at this twin theater.

I have been to this theater several times over the years, and it is always one of the cleanest facilities you will run into in this thing of ours.

Take it away, Toonis!

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Doc:

I response to your call for reports, I thought this would be a good time to come off the bench and to cease being a spectator.
 
Although I do not have a real recent event to convey, I do have a vivid and long lasting memory of an encounter a few years ago at the "other Paris", The Paris Twin Theater in Syracuse, NY.
 
Paris Twin 1 & 2
Syracuse, NY
As I often travel for business, there are times when I have 2 or 3 hours to kill between appointments. When in Syracuse, I would kill this time at the Paris 1 & 2. The left side (1) is for the "confused" folks, and, since I am crystal clear about that subject, I ventured into the right side (2). Since it was 12:30 in the afternoon, my expectations were pretty low and thought I would just enjoy some good 'ol porn and kill some time. Not long after sitting half way down and toward the middle, I heard the door open and saw the momentary flash of daylight while some people entered the theater. Because of the reflection, you cannot really see who comes in, so, you just wait.
 
After about 15 minutes, the rustling around and familiar movement of the men in the theater begins and you know there is something going on. I turned and looked over my shoulder to see a woman sitting in the last row with an older man. She appeared to be in her late 20's or early 30's. On her left side was sitting a man in a three piece suit. I decided to join the throng of 6 or 8 assembled in the back of the theater to get a better look.
 
Just as I took my place ( I am 6'3' so seeing over others is never a problem), the 3 piece suit got dropped to his knees and buried his head between the ladies legs and under her dress. While the men behind her fondled her bare tits, she was being eaten by a guy who had undoubtedly done this before. She was breathing heavy and saying things like, "yes baby, eat my pussy. This girl does it all". He then rose up and began to fuck her right there in her seat. He extricated himself, and told her to turn around and get on her knees in her seat. She obeyed and immediately started doing her from behind.
 
All of the cocks lined up behind her row were now waving for attention and she did her best, bringing 2 of them off with her mouth while the guy behind filled her pussy with his man-juice. 3-piece suit guy thanked her and left, then was immediately replace by a construction looking guy who simply stepped into the aisle and presented her with his very large cock. She commented on it's size and then devoured him while he stood in front of her. Everyone had a great view and she instructed this guy to "fuck her throat". Well, it didn't take him long until he unloaded deep in her throat and she swallowed all of his cum without missing a drop.
 
As construction guy zipped, thanked, and left, I thought this would be my chance and slid into the seat next to her. She politely told me she need a break, which last all of maybe 30 seconds, and then she started rubbing her tits while she watched the movie. I leaned over and whispered..."Here, let me help you with that" and took her hard nipple in my mouth. I sucked on her tits and gently bit her nipple, which, apparently she really liked, based on her reaction. She pushed me away and went straight for my hard cock. She lowered her head and engulfed me like a snake sucking a golf ball through a garden hose. After watching this lady for a good 45 minutes, well, needless to say, I didn't last very long. I announce my impending orgasm and she took me deep in her throat...the unmistakable sign that she wanted to swallow all I could give her...and I was glad to oblige. Spent, I complimented her on her oral talents, thanked her and left for my next meeting.
 
I have had a couple of other encounters at the Paris Theaters, but, those will have to wait.
 
-Toonis from Buffalo
 
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Doc here again... Many thanks to Toonis from Buffalo for his excellent first time report here @ The Journal!  We are looking forward to your next reports, sir!
 
Thanks,
Doc

Monday, April 1, 2013

House Call Report! Part 2 of The Good Doctor's Visit to 15th Avenue in Chicagoland -"Saturday Night's Alright for Bukkake"


Doc here with Part 2 of my House Call Report from 15th Avenue Adult Theater & Spa in Chicago's western suburb of Melrose Park.

When we last left off, The Good Doctor had just concluded a crazy Friday night with my good friends and super hot couple, C&R from the Buckeye State. Feeling as though I was on a roll, I refueled the Lizardo 3000 and headed back to 15th Ave for Saturday night.

Will lightning strike twice for our Sicilian friend in the white suit?

Why yes. Yes it did.

The evening started slowly, as it does at times within this thing of ours. Even the top adult theaters in the country (of which 15th Avenue is one) can start slowly on a busy evening. On this particular evening, Bob, the awesome owner of 15th Avenue, had opened up the huge party room for the evening.


15th Ave Adult Theater
Melrose Park, IL

15th Avenue is an atypical adult theater, having not only a large theater, a mysterious dark room behind the movie screen, an ABS and arcade, but a full spa complete with wet sauna, shower and locker rooms. Add in their private rooms, a very fun bleacher area, and the aforementioned party room, you have a unique adult facility.

The Good Doctor ventured back towards the party room after slapping on a little Aqua Velva and popping a Tic Tac (I adhere to the notion that it's more important to look good than to feel good). It was readily apparent that all the fun was occurring in the party room and not up front in the theater and arcade.

 

Toy Loving Milf
The first people I came across was a surprise to your narrator, as they are reporters for The Journal, but folks I had not met in person: Toy Loving MILF and her hubby, D. As you can see from the accompanying pics, TLM is a very pretty red head with a curvy body just made for monkey business. I was informed that I had just missed her crossing off an item from her bucket list: working the stripper pole in front of a crowd on the party room's stage. I really wish I could have witnessed this scene. I would soon redeem myself, however.

After returning from the restroom, I couldn't locate Toy Loving MILF for a minute. It was then my "Lizardo Sense" (a much lamer version of Spiderman's spidey sense) engaged and I located TLM and D in one of the two private room inside the party room, with the door open and several observers.

As her name implies and her web shows illustrate, this hot ginger loves her sex toys large and often.  TLM was nude inside the room, on her back, and D was working her wet pussy with a large dark dildo like it owed her money. While this was happening, one of the guys I was talking with along with TLM earlier was stroking while standing beside the table and this purring red head.  Watching her cum several times was one of several images from the night that resonated with your old meatball loving friend.


Toy Loving Milf
My good friend's P&F were there this night, and at one point both F and a slender Hispanic girl were both working the tandem stripper poles in the party room. This was no small task, as F is coming off an ankle injury.  But like any athlete playing through pain, F gave it 110% on the pole and stage.

The other main events occurred late, sometime around midnight.

After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down...

The party room was filling up, and several new couples appeared on the scene.  One of those couples was the very sexy Zeta, and her friendly guy. I have written about Zeta several times in the past, and she deserves the notoriety. This sexy slim Hispanic woman, with her shape hugging dresses and over sized black rimmed glasses and long black hair just oozes sex. She is hands down one of my favorite adult theater women I have come across in the last 5 years.

Along with Zeta and her guy, a tall younger couple popped in.  She was blonde, dressed to play, and a tall drink of water.  At various times during the next 30 minutes, they popped into the theater for some one-on-one fun in the couple's section.  She had climbed on top of him while he was seated in the theater chair, her lithe body grinding into his.

I returned back to the party room to find Toy Loving MILF leaning against the bar area, and her generous boobs exposed out of her tight white blouse. Between myself and the gentleman who was earlier watching them in the private room, we each took a boob and gave it our all.  You know, like teamwork.

And then the event segued to the grand finale, The Zeta Show.

As is her want, Zeta got down to business at the very end of the evening.  To say Zeta is a crowd pleaser would be an accurate statement.  As she got more into her zone, I told TLM that within a few minutes there would be at minimum some group groping, and more likely a bukkake going full speed ahead.

Sure enough, Zeta was in the middle of the party room, on her knees, surrounded by a bunch of horny and hard guys. She worked side to side, keeping the front-liners at attention, and when one was ready to shoot, would take it all over her gradually glazed glasses and pretty face, dripping down her tight dress. My contribution was #2 of the night for her, and in the words of Elvis Costello, my aim was true.

As I was grabbing the keys for the Lizardo 3000, I passed Toy Loving MILF & D, as they were chatting with the tall blonde couple from earlier. They soon disappeared down the back hallway together, towards a private room.


It was pushing 2am, and rounds began in a scant few hours for The Good Doctor.  I cranked the engine, dropped the Lizardo 3000 into gear, and headed off into the chilly Chicago morning.

Lightning did indeed strike twice that weekend...

Thanks,
Doc








 

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Flash Report! Brent Escorts Joyus to The Paris Theatre in Portlandia

Doc here with a classic report from my good friend and colleague in arms, Brent in Portland.

Long time readers know that Brent is indeed the poet laureate of this thing of ours. Those of us that write about the adult theater scene owe a debt of gratitude to Brent for blazing the trail (or tail, depending on your POV) for others in his footsteps.  As a matter of fact, I started reporting about this scene in his long vanquished "Portland Adult Theater Pumpers" Yahoo Group almost 10 years ago.

This past week, Brent escorted the local Portland legend Joyus to the Paris Theatre for a wild, wicked Wednesday and what follows is his report on the evening.

This report is classic Brent...Enjoy.

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Joyus, a fine woman who occasionally likes to participate in "this thing of ours" emailed me this past Wednesday. She was looking for an escort to The Paris Theater, a private adult cinema located in downtown Portland Oregon. I wrote her back that I would be happy to be her escort and asked if I could announce her arrival on this group. She told me I could say I was bringing a woman to The Paris but not to elaborate.
Paris Theatre
Portland, OR

We met at a nearby bar, had a few drinks, and proceeded via a circuitous route to The Paris. When we arrived there were only a few men in the theater. Before she commenced to fucking, Joyus wanted to have an orgasm or two by means of a little lap licking provided by yours truly.

I wasn't sure I was up to the task but nevertheless I gave it my all, licking and sucking on her pussy like I was devouring a 4th Of July watermelon. I munched on her from her clit to her bunghole. I found a really sensitive spot and went to work on it. Soon I felt her tense up, grab the top of my head and shudder with an earth shattering orgasm.

Now she was ready to fuck. We moved the party to the exam table. The first young man was wrapped and before long her was pounding Joyus with his shiny black pussy pounder. The next guy was a little smaller but just as eager. The third guy was very well hung. He took it a little longer and a little slower. I think he was her favorite but she loved them all.

Another couple came in. He was black. She was white. Together they were hot and sexy. They got naked almost immediately, starting in the bedroom then moving to the couples section. I was sitting between the two couples, Joyus on one side and The Young Couple on the other, enjoying stereophonic fucking.

There were at least five couples at The Paris Wednesday and there was some really good theater sex. There was a blond BBW getting fucked in the couples section, a young couple who was at The Paris for the first time was getting turned on watching the sexy black and white couple in the bedroom. Joyus and I dropped back in after taking a break.

We went down to The Arena where I proceeded to give her another tongue ride. This time I knew where to go and for the second time that evening I was able to make her climax. She was ready for one last fuck and chose a guy that had endured crosstown traffic to get to The Paris, just to meet her. He fucked her for a pretty long time and they both really enjoyed it.

It was a great "Wicked Wednesday". Thanks, Joyus, for letting me be your escort. I hope you weren't too sore the next day, but if you were it had to be a happy pain.
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Doc here again... Thank you Brent for all you do for this thing of ours. 

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Epilogue on The Big Shield's Flash Report! Mrs. Claus Has Been ID'd!

Doc here with a follow-up report on yesterday's terrific Flash Report from The Big Shield.

The original report HERE is focused on a holiday visit to the Summit Street News in Warren, OH. It was at The Summit that The Big Shield ran across a lovely vision - That of Mrs. Santa Claus.

Upon hearing this, I deployed the Lizardo I-Team to investigate exactly who this Mrs. Claus happened to be. 

At 6:30 Wednesday evening, I received the following mysterious e-mail message:

Hi Doc,

We just read the The Big Shield's report - here's a picture of "Mrs. Claus" from that night at the Summit.

Let the Big Shield know , that it was a very enjoyable experience for Mrs. Claus.

BTW- she passed out candy canes to all of the patrons of the Summit theater that night.

Wait a minute, said The Good Doctor to himself... I know this body, those long sexy legs, those lovely pair of Christmas ornaments, and that long curly black hair...

And just think, regular readers see her pics at least once a week here at The Journal of Adult Theaters, and on Sunday night.

The mystery has been solved... Yes, it is the lovely and insatiable "R" from regular contributors C&R.  Maybe this image will help you recognize her...

Whether you encounter R at The Summit Street News, Youngstown Ohio's Foster Art Theater, or even at Chicago's 15th Avenue Adult Theater & Spa, you will be in for a special treat.  I'm even trying to talk them into traveling to Hartford's Art Cinema, since it is right up R's alley.

Who knows where and when C&R will visit, what sexy outfit will she be in, and what party favor she might be handing out.

Many thanks to C&R for the investigative reporting and the new pic!

Thanks,
Doc