LAST UPDATE SATURDAY 7/26: TONIGHT!!! Boogie Nights Party @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago @ 8PM!

LAST UPDATE 7/26 @ 10AM: Doc here, and I'm excited. The big day is finally here, and it's time to boogie down at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. In the last 24 hours I have been getting bombed in e-mails both through The Journal and through SLS about tonight's soirée'.  Not only are we expecting most of the usual suspects in terms of hot couples, but also many new couples looking to kick the tires on this thing of ours and maybe even take it for a test drive.

There will be some great outfits on display tonight:  "A" from The Big O Couple has promised a Disco Diva outfit on display, GiGi has her sights on a daring blue number, and Victoria the Vixen will be wearing a sexy white print number.

And my outfit?  I am thinking ruffles and a stethoscope...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise Checks in from The Road

Doc here, a man who some say knows it's better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than sleep in a comfortable bed unfree, with an amazing Flash Report from senior reporter Johnny Paradise.

This report speaks for itself. And it's all sorts of wonderful and thought provoking.

Take it away, Johnny Paradise.

***

Doc,

Four days spiraling, criss-crossing, and rocketing across the map had taken me dizzily down and up and around the states of the midwest and it was the simplest sudden immediate urge that brought me back round, finally back home to the home that isn't home, to that medium sized metropolis for which I have a special affection and to, tonight, my heart's desire - a Hungarian hot dog.

Not too far from where I ate was the Theatre, that majestic movie house of so many glorious misspent hours, and as I ate I thought and wondered about it and with the quiet disappointment of Bay City still recent in my memory it seemed right to drop in and see if anything was happening, and even if it was nothingsville, a shot of nostalgia would be an adequate dessert to my wonderfully delicious wonderfully cheap dinner.

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Save the Date: August 22nd, 2014

Doc here, a man who some say spent 8 months in clown college, before being caught with his clown pants around his ankles as he was doing "Lilly the Lady Clown" behind the service door of the cafeteria.

There is a big day coming, and it's less than a month away. Yes kids, August 22nd, 2014 marks the 5-year anniversary of The Journal of Adult Theaters. 

What started out as a little project on my laptop while sitting at my dining room table, is now the #1 adult theater resource on the interwebs.

This is how it started...



Let's celebrate by submitting a quick note back to me on your all-time favorite report.  Please shoot The Good Doctor an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, with the words "Fave Report" in the subject line.  Then tell me (and your fellow readers for that matter) what your favorite report was & the date it went online and I will re-post it with your note.

Fair enough?

Thanks,
Doc
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Flash Report: Oral B Gets Flossed at Portland's Two Adult Theaters

Doc here, a man who some say can never get enough cowbell, with a first-time Flash Report from new contributor, Oral B.

 

Aside from making a kick-ass toothbrush, Oral B visited both of Portland, Oregon's adult theaters: The Paris and The Oregon. He has detailed his visit, and sent it along to your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

 

Oral B also has expressed his opinion on an on-going issue at adult theaters, and I will add my two cents worth in the epilogue.

 

Take it away, Oral B...

 

Flash Report! "Dr. Lizardo Returns to Portland on July 18 & 19th" by Brent in Portland w/PICS

Doc here, a man who some say once went by the name of Moonlight Lizardo, who had one major league at bat before turning to a life of medicine.

 

The first full report from this past weekend's visit to Portland by The Good Doctor has come across the teletype machine here at The Journal's home office, deep inside The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college. And it's no surprise it has come from the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.

 

Brent was there every step of the way, from the pre-game dinner before our Paris Theatre field trip (with Hawaiian Eyeful, Gemini, & their respective hubbies), until the frenzy of late Saturday night.

 

There are a million stories in the naked city.  This is one of them.

 

Take it away, sir.

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT! Upcoming Event! Fetlife Party 2.0 at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo on Saturday 7/26/14 at 8PM

 

Couple's Flash Report! Hotwife Koral Goes Dogging in Boise: Part 2 w/ 11 HOT PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say is part eggplant, part cantaloupe, and all meatball, with Part 2 of Koral Goes Dogging in Boise.

When we last left our heroes, they had sent out their Batsignal to the locals in Boise via Craigslist that they would be on a stroll on a bike path.  Their code phrase "nice weather tonight" was the local's golden ticket to Koral's earthly delights.

Here is the second gallery of incredible pics from this dogging adventure.

Enjoy.

Thanks,
Doc

Koral Dogging in Boise Gallery - Part 2
(Click the thumbnails to ENLRARGE)

Couple's Flash Report! Hotwife Koral Goes Dogging in Boise: Part 1 w/8 HOT PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say was once a newlywed, who acquired an unexpected wedding present. Unknown to the blissfully happy Doctor, ruthless mobsters are on his tail, determined to reclaim their lost property.

This past weekend in Portland, The Good Doctor had arranged to meet some of Portland's "Legendary Ladies", an exclusive club of PDX's hottest adult theater women (and their respective better halves). Gemini, Hawaiian Eyeful, Bambi, Ms. Fullswing & Ashbaby to name the principle offenders.  I wasn't able to connect with one couple however prior to the trip: HotWife Koral and her hubby, S.  The Good Doctor was sad.

The Good Doctor's sadness didn't last long, as on Saturday night I received a phone call at The Oregon Theater from Brent, where I was wrapping up my visit there. The friendly voice at the other the of the line said:

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise on a Sunday at Cinema Arts in Bay City, MI

Doc here, a man who some say knows that the best teacher is experience and not through someone's distorted point of view.

There are a few contributors that when their e-mails hit my in-box, I get truly excited to read them. And right on top of that list is Johnny Paradise. His reports take us on a journey, and through his words we transport ourselves to where he was once.

And it's a glorious ride.

Take it away, sir.

***

Doc,

On a sleepy summer Sunday afternoon in Bay City, Michigan, time does anything but move quickly.

It ambles, it saunters, it strolls along quiet small town streets that seem, despite unmistakable touches of modern flair, to have been permanently etched in that undefined but palpably real place known as yesteryear.

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: A Return from Portland and a Peak Ahead (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has an un-natural attraction to Voodoo Donuts, with a Quick Note from my desk, deep in the Valley near the small women's liberals arts college.

The image at the left was taken about two minutes before I passed out on my flight back from Portland to Chicago's Midway Aerodrome. That's Mt. St. Helens on the left, and Mt. Adams on the right. And lucky for The Good Doctor, they were not the only lovely peaks I saw this past weekend in what the locals call Rip City.

If you have never been to Portland, you are missing something big. It's a city like no other I have traveled to in my 24 years on the road. It's the perfect setting for many things: Best food trucks I have ever sampled. Best specialty shops. Best Goddamn donuts on God's green earth. And best of all... Two top shelf adult theaters.