Flash Report! The Meathead Chronicles: Meathead Visits Fantasyland 2 in Tampa, FL

Doc here, a man who some say went skydiving with pythons, and got exactly what he expected, with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor, Meathead.

Meathead visited Fantasyland 1 and 2 in Tampa, and has quite the report for us.  As with all reports, The Good Doctor suggests popping open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoying some me time digesting this detail rich report.

Here we go!

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Doc,

Since my last December adventure at 15th Ave in Chicago  (where I will be back mid March) and now down here in what I like to call Chicagoland South aka known as Tampa/Clearwater, things have been rocking at Fantasyland 1 and 2!

Channeling Sgt Joe Friday from Dragnet--"It was a chilly day by Tampa standards, not the kind of day people work hard and save up their money for, to go on a beach vacation. And in the Drew Park neighborhood of Tampa, at a place called Fantasyland there were hard cocks and wet pussies to be taken care of. This is their story. Only the names have been changed to protect the not so innocent!" 

Fantasyland 2
Tampa, FL

I went to FL 2 ( I always start off in 2-it just seems less busy to me, and a little cozier and I like less of a crowd than more but, that's just me) and as I walk in the theater there was the sign we LOVE to see, a circle of men, and that can only mean one thing, there was a woman in the middle of that circle and she is doing some hot sexy things! 

I went up and she was on the couch giving her guy head and stroking another guys cock. I offered mine and she stroked it for awhile and eventually she got her guy off and as much as I wanted her to finish me too, they said, we gotta take a break! So they took a breather and I went over to 1 to see what the scene was like in there.

I did the stroll through and then a smoking hot blonde came striding in with her guy and assessed the theater, as she walked back down the hallway I said hello beautiful, and she seemed good with that and smiled and said hi back. Well the "wolfpack" a group of about 8 guys-me included-all were agreeable and friendly and humorous but mostly really wondering what that gorgeous blonde had in mind. No one was saying "They play" but everyone was hoping "They played"!

Flash Report! Nanner Hits The Jolar Cinema in San Diego on 2/16/15

Doc here, a man who some say never passed the entrance exam for carnies, as his hands were not small, and he didn't smell like cabbage.

The Good Doctor received this report from long time contributor Nanner, and his trip last night to San Diego's Jolar Cinema.

Action at The Jolar has been spotty, but on this night, lady luck turned for Nanner. 

Please welcome back to The Journal our old friend Nanner, and his latest Flash Report.

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Dear Doctor:

I am happy to provide my recent report back from the Jolar Theater.  I seem to be splitting my time between Barnett and Jolar these days, with Jolar being by go to spot on Mondays after hitting my favorite watering hole.

The Jolar Cinema
San Diego, CA

Last night was a great example of a slow night that turned fruitful.  At least fruitful for the Nanner.  I stopped by Jolar around 10:30 and bought my 4 hour pass, said hello to the counter clerk and the booth cleaner, both whom I have spoken with a bit in the past about the couples scene.  I went to the theater and found it almost as dead as possible.  One guy in the back row of each theater!

I checked the porn out for a few minutes and it was a bit boring so I went back out to the hallway.  The booth cleaner, whom I have spoken with many times, and I would consider a theater friend, was working on hanging up St. Patty's day decorations.  Because I was able to reach many of the higher up hooks I offered to help and soon was walking around the store hanging shamrocks in various places.  I was even getting positive remarks from the booth girl.

As the night progressed more men showed up but the night showed no promised for a couple and I was about to call it a night, around midnight, when the clerk told be a couple was heading in from the parking lot.  When they came in I saw a black male bringing in a early 50's hispanic lady, dressed for action in tights and a dark coat covering what was underneath.

Upcoming Event! Fifty Shades of Grey Party at Westwood Theater Private Members Club in Toledo on 2/28/15

Box Score! 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago: Valentines Party 2/14/15

Doc here, a man who some say once was a Solid Gold Dancer, with the Box Score from Saturday night's very fun Valentines Event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

The night was very cold, with a -10F wind chill blowing through Chicago's western burbs, but that didn't stop a huge number of hearty couples & sexy singles from making the trek to 15th Ave.

I want to give a big round of applause to the ladies who not only attended the event, but who walked in dressed in their "intimate attire" from the frigid temps outside. All I know if I came in dressed in red ribbons (like one extremely hot brunette regular guest), I would still be trying to recover from the shrinkage. 

There will be reports to follow, but for now onto the Box Score for the Valentines Event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on 2/14/15:

Box Score:
56 Male/Female Couples
10 Single Females
14 T-Gurls

The next big event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater is scheduled for March 14, 2015 - St. Pattys Day Party.  Here is the flier for the event:

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report! Dixie Adult Store and Theaters in Homestead, FL by JG

Doc here with a quick Field Report from JG on a place I have not heard about until now...Dixie Adult Store and Theaters in Homestead, FL.

Take it away, JG!

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Doc,

I checked the Dixie Adult Store and Theaters out in Homestead, Florida (address info in the adult theater database).

Decent toy store, lots of video booths, the gloryholes are past the normal booths, around a corner. There are 2 theaters, one straight & one gay, theater seating, big rooms, pretty dark though. At 3 on Friday afternoon it was pretty busy at the holes and the theaters.  All guys, but I guess it's popular with the ladies too I was told. 

Decently clean place. Theater is 10 bucks, with in and out allowed.

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Doc here again...Thanks to JG for this new location!  Keep up the good work, sir!

Thanks,
Doc

UPDATED 2/14/15 @ 10:30am:TONIGHT!!! The Valentines Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 2/14/15 at 8pm, with Doc Hosting!

UPDATED 2/14 at 10:30am: Tonight is the night!  Bundle up and warm up at the big Valentines Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago starting at 8pm!   The Party Room is decorated, & the stage is set and ready for you!

Your old friend in the white suit and aviators will be meeting guests and giving tours of the facility starting at 8pm. And remember that the first 40 male/female couples will be getting a 15th Ave. Valentines Swag Bag starting at 8pm. Arrive early and don't miss out! 

Visit Announcement! The Kalamazoo Couple at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago Friday 2/13 (arriving between 3 and 4pm)

Doc here with a Visit Announcement from my good friends The Kalamazoo Couple. Mrs. KC is insanely hot, and insatiable. Mr. KC is as nice a guy as you will run into in this thing of ours.

So do The Good Doctor a favor...Visit The Kalamazoo Couple at 15th Ave Friday afternoon (they will get there between 3 and 4pm CT), and tell them "Doc sent me". 

Here is their announcement, and a pic of Mrs. Kalamazoo Couple.

Enjoy!

Thanks,
Doc

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Hi Doc, 

We are planning on visiting 15th Ave. in Chicago on Friday February 13th around 3-4:00pm, Chicago time. 

Can you please get the word out, as Mrs. Kalamazoo Couple is wanting to make this Valentine's weekend one to remember. :). :) 

Thanks for making this lifestyle so much more fun!

Flash Report! Steve Dallas Turns Two at The Jolar Cinema in San Diego

Doc here... A man who some say couples a beautiful singing voice with the ability to make a 5-star chimichanga, with a 2 for 1 Flash Report from senior reporter Steve Dallas.

Steve visited the Jolar Cinema on University Avenue in San Diego on two different nights, and has two different tales to tell. 

Take it away, Steve!

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Doc,

What a difference two days can make.

I have been a fan of the San Diego adult theater scene for several years. Like anyplace else that we gather to enjoy this thing of ours, an enjoyable night on the town almost always requires patience, timing, and luck. The often-repeated axiom of Your Mileage May Vary (YMMV) is sometimes used to explain the total randomness of why that hot couple frequents a theater on Thursday while you are there on a Saturday.

Jolar Cinema has been an essential stop on the tour of San Diego XXX theaters for many years. It is located in a densely populated neighborhood of very diverse cultures, and both young and mature patrons of porn frequented this place in the past. But after reading over several months of the recent changes at The Jolar in The Good Doctor’s blog, I was expecting to report that this place has lost its special status as the “go-to” location in southern California.

Couple's Flash Report! TeenageDream & HerMaster at The Oregon Theater on 1/30/15

Doc here, a man who some say was a childhood friend of Slippin' Jimmy from Cicero, with an outstanding first-time couples Flash Report from TeenageDream & HerMaster.

During the waning days of January, HerMaster reached out to your old friend in the white suit and aviators regarding advice on bringing his best girl to an adult theater in Portland, OR. 

Since The Good Doctor really enjoys helping couples in this arena, I made a series of suggestions, along with a contact at the Oregon Theater (Hi Jessica!) to help set the table for a positive experience for them.

Well, Jessica did a great job facilitating their visit to The Oregon Theater, and getting the word out to the choirboys that would be needed to assist in their visit. And assist they did!

So kids, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) & enjoy TeenageDream and HerMaster's outstanding Couples Flash Report from January 30th, 2015.

Here we go!

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Doc,

I wrote you asking for your advice about bringing my girlfriend to a Portland theater. Thank you! Jessica at Oregon Theater was indeed extremely helpful, as was your advice. Here's what went down.

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! Ashley at The Art Cinema in Hartford

Doc here, a man who some say had a part-time job in college as a nude model, however there was never much call for a model who appeared "lounge-acting". 

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day returns after some necessary housecleaning in my office in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. Since the office is now re-organized and re-energized, let's jump back to Pics of the Day, shall we?

Today we feature my good friend (along with her great hubby Rick), Ashley. Ashley & Rick are Art Cinema regulars, and when she hits the main floor of the Art, watch out. She is a very naughty girl, who enjoys pleasing (over and over again).