Flash Report! The Mysterious Maya Returns with an Encounter at Lantern Nights in Argentina Last Week w/2 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has exotic tastes, some of which translate to food, with another return to The Journal from a long-time contributor and senior reporter, The Mysterious Maya.

Maya has been submitting reports since the very early days of The Journal, and her's have consistently been some of the most exotic I have published.  From far away countries to luxury cruise ships, Maya has been a naughty girl in search of naughtier adventures.  And in this report, she continues her search...in Argentina!

Lastly, Maya loves receiving e-mail from you, The Good Readers of The Journal!  As a matter of fact, she has met several readers in person and has "compared notes" with them. Just saying...

And in the next couple of days, The Good Doctor will publish a brand new Freeze Frame Report with new photos of The Mysterious Maya in hardcore action!

Take it away, Maya!

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Hi Doc,

It's been quite some time since I last reached out to The Journal, so allow me now to share a rather unusual experience from this past week.

I went to the Lantern Nights at Class, a club in Argentina last Wednesday. It is a club for couples, singles and transvestites, and as is usual their doors opened at 10:30 pm, but it does not quite get started until 1:00 am in spite it being the middle of the week.

I get there around midnight, go upstairs to the ladies room to change, and saw a couple guys inside put on wigs & high heels. I had a T-shirt, mini and thigh high stockings, but when I saw how many TV's where there (some really very beautiful), I decided to skip the skirt. Of course no bra no undies.

The Real Maya

I did not realize the extent at the beginning. I was the only actual female in the whole place.

I went to the dance room and do some antics on a dancing pole. The place is very dark, and they supply little flashlights. Some guys lit theirs and pointed the beam at my crotch to make sure, examine my landing strip. And I started to attract some attention...

A first guy breaks the ice, others approach, and soon I am taking a beautiful cock in my mouth and was being fondled. Next step of course was to bend over a chair and being penetrated, then and there on the dance floor.

Field Report! The Cunning Linguist Reviews Doc's Old Stomping Ground: The Western NY Adult Theater Scene

Doc here, a man who some say desperately needs a transfusion of chicken wings from The Anchor Bar and a beef on weck from Andersons, with a check in from my old stomping grounds in Western NY.

Regular Journal scribe The Cunning Linguist has brought us up to date on the two adult theaters in WNY, Video Liquidators #3 & Talk of the Town.

The scene in WNY isn't what it used to be when I was doing my internship back home, where legendary adult theaters like the Niagara Falls Cinema, The Capri Art, and my favorite, Good Time Charlie's ruled the roost.  But, it could be a lot worse, right sir?

So what's new back home? Good news? Bad news? Or just news?

Here we go...Please welcome back to The Journal The Cunning Linguist!

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Hello Good Doctor,

It has been some time since I reported for you on the scene from your old stomping grounds.  Rather than describe any individual encounter I'd like to provide a summary of the area's scene.

Field Report! Orichard on 2 of Portland's Naughtiest Ladies: The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker and The Naughty Librarian

Doc here, a man who some say practices hot yoga on Tuesday mornings, with a terrific editorial on two of Portland, Oregon's legendary ladies of the adult theater scene: The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker.

I have had the good fortune to meet both these ladies on my trips out to Portland over the last ten years or so, and ORichard's report is spot on. The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker was one of the first of Portland ladies I met in a Biblical sense, back when she was known as (per my colleague Brent's title) as The Plaid Shirt Lady in The Jefferson Theater days. 

The Good Doctor met The Naughty Librarian only last year at The Paris Theatre, and she was checking out books one after another (with each book without a dust jacket).   

But I digress...

It's good to welcome back Portland scribe ORichard to The Journal.  It's been awhile since he filed a report, but this one is a page turner, folks.  One of his first submissions, a profile of The Edgewater West Swingers Hotel near the Oakland Airport in California is still to this day one of the most read reports since I started this dog and pony show back in 2009. And this editorial on these two ladies will warm you to your hot toddys. 

Take it away, ORichard!

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Doctor,

This message recaps my experiences over the years with The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cumsucker - two of the most notorious frequent visitors to Portland’s adult theaters:

Both women are always accompanied by their mates. The Cumsucker’s man enjoys sitting and beating his meat while she plays throughout the theater. On occasion, he will engage males, and occasionally the Cumsucker will stroke or suck his cock for brief periods. I’ve never seen him engage another women or screw the Cumsucker. They often chat with each other about the movies or whether the time is right for her to begin moving about the theater. She enjoys watching the male-male action in the little theater, most often from the doorway.

Paris Theater
Portland, OR

She is a next-door-neighbor cute and friendly later middle-aged woman who smiles appreciatively and usually lets the guys know how much she enjoys relieving us of our loads- most often in her mouth- but any hole is game. She enjoys anal and will ask for it on occasion, but her specialty is her sucking ability. I’ve seen her suck ferociously on guys who have lasted more than 20 minutes without releasing until she can eventually make them cum. She’ll just keep sucking harder if you can’t seem to get your nut in a reasonable amount of time. When she’s been working awhile her mouth gets really warm and I love it when she moves from my cock to my balls. Believe me, there is not much more pleasing than a hot mouth sucking on one’s balls! And in that department, she’s the best. 

She likes to be treated somewhat roughly and makes wonderful sounds when her nipples are squeezed and pulled or her vagina is smacked, in particular. Her partner, at times, will be quite rough, and the sounds of pain/delight that she makes can make anyone horny. By the way, she doesn’t like being taken for granted, and asking politely will get you whatever you or she is in the mood for. It’s often a good idea to wait until she shows she’s ready by getting naked.

Sneak Peek! Holly Godarkly's 2nd Book: Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy - Free Download Starting TUESDAY @ MIDNIGHT PT!

Doc here, a man who some say can get up and down in two strokes, with a 2nd tasty morsel from our good friend, Holly Godarkly.

At Midnight PACIFIC TIME, Holly will make her 2nd book, "Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy" available for free digital download on Amazon! How about that for a gift right up your Christmas stocking?

If you click on the Amazon link below, you can even see a preview of the book, including a little blurb about your old friend in the white suit and aviators. 

So you yourself a favor, and download Holly's book in the wee hours of the morning.  You will hate yourself if you don't!

And here is a little Easter Egg for you...The cover photo was shot by Doc, and features two of his best & sexiest friends in this thing of ours. Anyone have a guess on who they are?

E-mail me with your guesses at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com , with GUESS as your subject line. The first one who guesses right will get a shout out on the front page of The Journal. 

Thanks,
Doc

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Hi Doc,

I will run a 5 day free digital download Tuesday December 8th to Saturday the 12th.  Times begin at midnight Pacific.  Available worldwide in English.

This is the link for the paper back copy:  https://www.createspace.com/5918610

The link for the digital download is:  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0190OEIRM   

THE

ADVENTURES OF HOLLY GODARKLY

HOLIDAY SPECIAL EDITION

HOLLY’S

12 DAYS

OF

CHRISTMAS

FANTASY

Holly’s December Fantasy

by

Holly Godarkly

HOLLY’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FANTASY is the detailed accounting of the fantasy dreams that have been occupying her mind since Thanksgiving.  She has been contemplating her upcoming tour of the better Adult Theaters across the United States and it has her juices flowing and her imagination in full force.

Field Report: Austin 6 Adult Bookstore in Austin, TX

Doc here with a Field Report and update from first-time Journal contributor RedDurango on the Austin 6 ABS and Mini Theater in Austin, TX.

It's very light on details, but now you know it is out there and it's now in the Good Doctor's adult theater database.

Here we go...

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Doc,

Best kept secret in Austin, Tx!!!! Austin 6 ABS.

Nice, clean place for couples to have fun. Friendly, helpful staff. It has an as arcade, private viewing rooms and theater with good seating and an area to play in the front and back.

Couples welcome.

$7.58 for admission and ladies get in for 1/2 price.

Address is: 521 Thompson Lane, Austin, TX

RD

Smut for a Sunday Evening: The Wreath of Khan Edition with 36 Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say will chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before he gives him up!

Nothing says the holidays like a genetically engineered madman, so every year at the Chez Lizardo we hang The Wreath of Khan.  

All the little Lizardos put on their long, grey wigs and prosthetic pectorals, and gather around a model of the Botany Bay to sing seasonal songs. It truly is a magical time.

The holidays also mean that we only have a few more weeks of 2015's Smut for a Sunday Evening.  It's been a good year for brand new adult theater and ABS related images, and as part of our mission statement here at The Journal, I pledge to deliver said eye candy to you, the good readers of The Journal.

So ladies and gentlemen, pour yourself a Hot Toddy and enjoy a seasonal Smut for a Sunday Evening with The Good Doctor and Khan Noonien Singh. 

Smut for a Sunday Evening - The Wreath of Khan Edition
(Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Flash Report! Raygun at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday Night 12/4/15

Doc here, a man who some say played the supporting role of Mr. Antonelli in the NBC series "Manimal" in 1983, with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor Raygun.

Raygun wrapped up a testerone-filled week with a trip to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday 12/4, and came away with a solid report (as usual). 

Things have been hopping at 15th Ave., and this is typical in the week leading up to a huge event (Bad Santa, hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators, is this coming Saturday night at 8pm). A right on cue, this past Friday was a good one.

Set your phasers on stun...Take it away Raygun!

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Dear Doctor,

I feel like I owe you a good story after a gap in submissions. Well, here you are, hot off the cum-stained presses, an adventure from this past Friday night.

15th Ave - 12/4/15 Friday Night Gangbang

I started my debauched weekend early -- on Tuesday, actually, with a kinky social event that featured a special cake modeled after an especially sweet piece of ass. On Wednesday I enjoyed an intensely erotic experience that I think I'll keep to myself for a while. Thursday I rested, and Friday I decided it was time for a visit to the 15th Ave Theater.

I arrived mid-afternoon. It was quiet. I had just missed a single woman who had stopped in for a quick fuck and left as soon as she was done. I said hello to her as she left the store and walked past me on the way to her car. I stayed another hour or so, but nothing was happening, so I left with the intention of returning later in the evening.

Couple's Flash Report! Season's Greetings from SloppySecondSeekers (w/Brand New Pic!)

Doc here, a man who some say gets further with a kind word and a cannoli than with just a kind word, with a timely message of holiday cheer from frequent contributors to the Journal, SloppySecondSeekers.

This terrific couple has contributed reports and high quality pics for a couple of years now, and they have been nice enough to send along a message (Couple's Flash Report) of peace & joy (a trip to their local gloryhole establishment).

Here we go!

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Hi Doc,

We hope all is well with you and that you're staying warm as the temps drop.

With the holidays quickly approaching I thought we would send you and your readers a pic, which is actually a combo of a few pics. We took these during a recent visit to the local adult bookstore.

UPDATED 12/10! Call for Contestants! The Bad Santa Dating Game in Chicago with Adaya Adler (w/5 PICS)

UPDATED 12/10:  Doc here... Gent, it's time to get your e-mails into Adaya Adler!  She has received a few so far, but they have been "underwhelming" . Put on your creative caps and send that e-mail to Adaya.  Her e-mail address is adaya.adler.36@gmail.com

Trust me gents, you will not be disappointed!

Thanks,
Doc

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Bad Santa here... A man who is looking forward to this coming Saturday's Bad Santa party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago more than you can imagine.

Those of you out there who know The Good Doctor, you know that I have always had a burning desire to actually host a game show. Since TV seems to be a little out of the conversation, how about an online version for a very good friend of The Good Doctor as the Bad Santa Bachelorette for our version of The Dating Game. 

The lovely, yet very naughty minded Adaya Adler, a long time friend of The Good Doctor, is planning on attending the Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday December 12th at 8pm.

Those of you that attended the Back to School Party at 15th Ave. this August in Chicago, might have noticed a very sexy head mistress in attendance.  That was Adaya Adler. And ladies and gentlemen, she's coming to the Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater.

Here are a few 100% original pics of Adaya Adler shot by The Good Doctor from a few months ago (click the thumbnails to ENLARGE):

This is where you, the good readers of The Journal, come in. Adaya is looking for a few good men. Not boys. Men. Adaya and the eventual successful bachelors will convene at the Bad Santa Party, and who knows what will transpire.  

Here is how to enter The Dating Game with Adaya Adler:

1. In 100 words or less, compose an e-mail to Adaya Adler and explain why you'd be the ideal Bad Santa Dating Game contestant and hang with her at the Bad Santa Party. 
2. You are limited to 1 pic in your e-mail.  The picture included may not be a dick pic.  Doesn't have to include your face, but some idea of what you look like would be nice.  Extra points for creativity.  No exceptions.
3. Send your e-mail directly to Adaya Adler at adaya.adler.36@gmail.com by midnight Thursday December 10th.

I'd like to suggest a few helpful hints for the contestants who want to enter:

• Be respectful
• Don't be a neanderthal 
• Be creative...
• ...and you have to do it 100 words. Go over, and you are toast. 

Adaya will reach out to the finalists and coordinate your evening.  There will be no guaranty of anything happening between the winners and Adaya.  Consider this as an ice-breaker facilitated by The Good Doctor, and vetted by Adaya Adler. And she really enjoys vetting...

Gents...Do not disappoint me on this. Give it your best shot, and make an impression. Adaya will appreciate your attention.

Now get to it!

Thanks,

Doc

PSA: Old Marine Corps Guy

Doc here... I am here to ask a favor of you, the good readers of The Journal. 

One of the first senior reporters here at The Journal has not been heard from in a long time.  This would be OldMarineCorpsGuy.   I have reached out to our mutual contacts, and no one has heard from OMCG in almost 2 years now. 

If you know OldMarineCorpsGuy, and can shed some light on both how he is doing and even how to get hold of him, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thank you.
-Doc