Flash Report! Club Tabu in Lansing, Michigan by Jamming Jackie!

Doc here, a man who some say owns a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, with a brand new Flash Report from regular contributor, Jamming Jackie.

JJ hit Club Tabu in Lansing, MI, and has filed this report.

What find you, sir?

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Hello there Doc, 

Jamming Jackie here and checking in from Lansing, Michigan. It had been a long day and by about 10pm or so I'm figuring its time to get some shut eye but I might as well check the Journal and see what's going on in this middle of the mitten area of Michigan. 

Seconds later a quick scroll in the database yields Club Tabu only 4 miles away! A gift from the heavens for sure and while tired and ready for bed I take this as a sign from the theater gods and decide I had better at least go check it out and at least send in a report to update the excellent upbeat, optimistic (and accurate) review of the establishment by Flynn from a little over a year ago.

Friday night 11:16pm arrival, just about prime time Yelp report says (they really Yelp about adult theaters? LOL). Parking lot looks packed! Good to see so I scope out for a few minutes while checking last minute texts and emails before playing my $10 entry fee for unlimited in and out all night till 4am. Only one old black guy on a bike asked me for a quarter on the way through the off street parking lot. Other than that smooth sailing from the car through the well lit safe feeling lot to the building.

Desk clerk seems friendly and said there was one couple in earlier, but not sure if they are still there. I told him I'm on a undercover reconnaissance mission for the Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters as an undocumented, unauthorized, unassociated but appreciated traveling dirty detective investigating for the cause. His unfazed look gave him away as a newbie to this thing of ours. Face piercings and all he was very helpful.

UPDATED 12/12 at 9AM: TONIGHT!!! The Big 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party: Bad Santa on Saturday December 12th at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED 12/12 at 9AM: The big day is here folks!  Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater !  

The jet black & falcon-winged Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed and The Good Doctor is having a good hair day. Early this afternoon I will be picking up my sexy physician's assistant, The Lovely Jen, and we will be driving into Chicago to set up shop at our luxury hotel and prepare for tonight's festivities. Look for a pic of The Lovely Jen's sexy outfit on my Twitter later this afternoon.

The Good Doctor will be available to give tours to couples and single females at 15th Ave. Adult Theater starting at 7:30 tonight.  Just look for the handsome devil in the white lab coat and clipboard, introduce yourself, and off we will go!  

Visit Announcement: Sexy Blonde MILF @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago Saturday 12/12 at 2PM

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Freeze Frame! The Always Awesome StuntSlutSimone with 7 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say once finished third in a county-wide juggling competition. He would have placed higher if his pants had just stayed on...

One of the naughtiest girls I know in the adult theater scene will be stopping by 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this Saturday night, 12/12 at the Bad Santa Party (hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators). That naughty girl is none other than my good friend, StuntSlutSimone.

StuntSlutSimone appeared earlier this year at one of the parties I hosted at 15th Ave., and she (as well as many party attendees) had a blast (or, multiple blasts). She and Mr.S will be celebrating in the Christmas cheer at the Bad Santa Party this Saturday at 8pm in Chicago. 

As a way to celebrate her stopping by Bad Santa, here are some of my favorite StuntSlutSimone images that I'd like to share with you.  Please remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE. 

Please welcome back StuntSlutSimone!

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! A Bet Settled with R&J!

Doc here, a man who some say loves to matriculate the ball down the field, with a very special Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

Let me lay out the story behind this pic for you, the good readers of The Journal. Last week, a couple that happens to be good friends of The Good Doctor made a bet with your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Those of you out there who know The Good Doctor know that he has been a life-long fan of the Buffalo Bills. My friends R&J up in CT happen to be the biggest Houston Texans fans I know. These two teams faced off against each other back in my old stomping grounds of Buffalo this past Sunday. I reached out to R&J to see if they would be interested in a little wager on the game.  

They were in!

If the Texans won, The Good Doctor would send them a premium t-shirt from The Anchor Bar (where Buffalo wings were invented in the early 60's).  If the Bills won, J (the amazingly hot wife of R) would need to place a photo of The Good Doctor (that I sent them) between her spellbinding boobs, take a photo & send back to me (and before you ask, her bra size is "OMG"). 

The Bills won 30-21 over the Texans.  And today, the bet was paid off in full.  

Please enjoy the amazing J as today's Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Mysterious Maya Returns with an Encounter at Lantern Nights in Argentina Last Week w/2 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has exotic tastes, some of which translate to food, with another return to The Journal from a long-time contributor and senior reporter, The Mysterious Maya.

Maya has been submitting reports since the very early days of The Journal, and her's have consistently been some of the most exotic I have published.  From far away countries to luxury cruise ships, Maya has been a naughty girl in search of naughtier adventures.  And in this report, she continues her search...in Argentina!

Lastly, Maya loves receiving e-mail from you, The Good Readers of The Journal!  As a matter of fact, she has met several readers in person and has "compared notes" with them. Just saying...

And in the next couple of days, The Good Doctor will publish a brand new Freeze Frame Report with new photos of The Mysterious Maya in hardcore action!

Take it away, Maya!

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Hi Doc,

It's been quite some time since I last reached out to The Journal, so allow me now to share a rather unusual experience from this past week.

I went to the Lantern Nights at Class, a club in Argentina last Wednesday. It is a club for couples, singles and transvestites, and as is usual their doors opened at 10:30 pm, but it does not quite get started until 1:00 am in spite it being the middle of the week.

I get there around midnight, go upstairs to the ladies room to change, and saw a couple guys inside put on wigs & high heels. I had a T-shirt, mini and thigh high stockings, but when I saw how many TV's where there (some really very beautiful), I decided to skip the skirt. Of course no bra no undies.

The Real Maya

I did not realize the extent at the beginning. I was the only actual female in the whole place.

I went to the dance room and do some antics on a dancing pole. The place is very dark, and they supply little flashlights. Some guys lit theirs and pointed the beam at my crotch to make sure, examine my landing strip. And I started to attract some attention...

A first guy breaks the ice, others approach, and soon I am taking a beautiful cock in my mouth and was being fondled. Next step of course was to bend over a chair and being penetrated, then and there on the dance floor.

Field Report! The Cunning Linguist Reviews Doc's Old Stomping Ground: The Western NY Adult Theater Scene

Doc here, a man who some say desperately needs a transfusion of chicken wings from The Anchor Bar and a beef on weck from Andersons, with a check in from my old stomping grounds in Western NY.

Regular Journal scribe The Cunning Linguist has brought us up to date on the two adult theaters in WNY, Video Liquidators #3 & Talk of the Town.

The scene in WNY isn't what it used to be when I was doing my internship back home, where legendary adult theaters like the Niagara Falls Cinema, The Capri Art, and my favorite, Good Time Charlie's ruled the roost.  But, it could be a lot worse, right sir?

So what's new back home? Good news? Bad news? Or just news?

Here we go...Please welcome back to The Journal The Cunning Linguist!

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Hello Good Doctor,

It has been some time since I reported for you on the scene from your old stomping grounds.  Rather than describe any individual encounter I'd like to provide a summary of the area's scene.

Field Report! Orichard on 2 of Portland's Naughtiest Ladies: The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker and The Naughty Librarian

Doc here, a man who some say practices hot yoga on Tuesday mornings, with a terrific editorial on two of Portland, Oregon's legendary ladies of the adult theater scene: The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker.

I have had the good fortune to meet both these ladies on my trips out to Portland over the last ten years or so, and ORichard's report is spot on. The Naughty Nasty Cum Sucker was one of the first of Portland ladies I met in a Biblical sense, back when she was known as (per my colleague Brent's title) as The Plaid Shirt Lady in The Jefferson Theater days. 

The Good Doctor met The Naughty Librarian only last year at The Paris Theatre, and she was checking out books one after another (with each book without a dust jacket).   

But I digress...

It's good to welcome back Portland scribe ORichard to The Journal.  It's been awhile since he filed a report, but this one is a page turner, folks.  One of his first submissions, a profile of The Edgewater West Swingers Hotel near the Oakland Airport in California is still to this day one of the most read reports since I started this dog and pony show back in 2009. And this editorial on these two ladies will warm you to your hot toddys. 

Take it away, ORichard!

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Doctor,

This message recaps my experiences over the years with The Naughty Librarian and The Naughty Nasty Cumsucker - two of the most notorious frequent visitors to Portland’s adult theaters:

Both women are always accompanied by their mates. The Cumsucker’s man enjoys sitting and beating his meat while she plays throughout the theater. On occasion, he will engage males, and occasionally the Cumsucker will stroke or suck his cock for brief periods. I’ve never seen him engage another women or screw the Cumsucker. They often chat with each other about the movies or whether the time is right for her to begin moving about the theater. She enjoys watching the male-male action in the little theater, most often from the doorway.

Paris Theater
Portland, OR

She is a next-door-neighbor cute and friendly later middle-aged woman who smiles appreciatively and usually lets the guys know how much she enjoys relieving us of our loads- most often in her mouth- but any hole is game. She enjoys anal and will ask for it on occasion, but her specialty is her sucking ability. I’ve seen her suck ferociously on guys who have lasted more than 20 minutes without releasing until she can eventually make them cum. She’ll just keep sucking harder if you can’t seem to get your nut in a reasonable amount of time. When she’s been working awhile her mouth gets really warm and I love it when she moves from my cock to my balls. Believe me, there is not much more pleasing than a hot mouth sucking on one’s balls! And in that department, she’s the best. 

She likes to be treated somewhat roughly and makes wonderful sounds when her nipples are squeezed and pulled or her vagina is smacked, in particular. Her partner, at times, will be quite rough, and the sounds of pain/delight that she makes can make anyone horny. By the way, she doesn’t like being taken for granted, and asking politely will get you whatever you or she is in the mood for. It’s often a good idea to wait until she shows she’s ready by getting naked.

Sneak Peek! Holly Godarkly's 2nd Book: Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy - Free Download Starting TUESDAY @ MIDNIGHT PT!

Doc here, a man who some say can get up and down in two strokes, with a 2nd tasty morsel from our good friend, Holly Godarkly.

At Midnight PACIFIC TIME, Holly will make her 2nd book, "Holly's 12 Days of Christmas Fantasy" available for free digital download on Amazon! How about that for a gift right up your Christmas stocking?

If you click on the Amazon link below, you can even see a preview of the book, including a little blurb about your old friend in the white suit and aviators. 

So you yourself a favor, and download Holly's book in the wee hours of the morning.  You will hate yourself if you don't!

And here is a little Easter Egg for you...The cover photo was shot by Doc, and features two of his best & sexiest friends in this thing of ours. Anyone have a guess on who they are?

E-mail me with your guesses at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com , with GUESS as your subject line. The first one who guesses right will get a shout out on the front page of The Journal. 

Thanks,
Doc

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Hi Doc,

I will run a 5 day free digital download Tuesday December 8th to Saturday the 12th.  Times begin at midnight Pacific.  Available worldwide in English.

This is the link for the paper back copy:  https://www.createspace.com/5918610

The link for the digital download is:  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0190OEIRM   

THE

ADVENTURES OF HOLLY GODARKLY

HOLIDAY SPECIAL EDITION

HOLLY’S

12 DAYS

OF

CHRISTMAS

FANTASY

Holly’s December Fantasy

by

Holly Godarkly

HOLLY’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FANTASY is the detailed accounting of the fantasy dreams that have been occupying her mind since Thanksgiving.  She has been contemplating her upcoming tour of the better Adult Theaters across the United States and it has her juices flowing and her imagination in full force.

Field Report: Austin 6 Adult Bookstore in Austin, TX

Doc here with a Field Report and update from first-time Journal contributor RedDurango on the Austin 6 ABS and Mini Theater in Austin, TX.

It's very light on details, but now you know it is out there and it's now in the Good Doctor's adult theater database.

Here we go...

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Doc,

Best kept secret in Austin, Tx!!!! Austin 6 ABS.

Nice, clean place for couples to have fun. Friendly, helpful staff. It has an as arcade, private viewing rooms and theater with good seating and an area to play in the front and back.

Couples welcome.

$7.58 for admission and ladies get in for 1/2 price.

Address is: 521 Thompson Lane, Austin, TX

RD