A Grand Finale Flash Report! The Oral Reporter Sails Off into the Sunset with a Visit to Past Time Video in Steubenville, OH on 3/24 and 3/25/16!

Doc here, a man who some say hates saying farewell, with the swan song report from senior Journal scribe and my good friend, The Oral Reporter.

In his last lap around the adult theater racetrack, The Oral Reporter hit Past Time Video in Steubenville, Ohio for a two-night visit and has filed this, his final report.

In the annals of The Journal's rich collection of contributors, no one has contributed more reports than The Oral Reporter. His travel schedule rivals The Good Doctor's, and I was lucky enough to run into him on a few occasions at one of our dens of carnal delights. He is a great guy with an excellent approach towards couples and singles alike in this thing of ours.

If I gave out ambassadorships for The Journal, he would the first one in line to get one.

Without further ado, please welcome back for the last time, the silver tongued scribe known as The Oral Reporter.

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Hi Doc,

This is kind of a follow up report from the previous visit on the 17th of March. This report deals with the two nights of the 24th and 25th of March at Past Time Video in Steubenville, Ohio.

Thursday night as I have previously reported is Couples Free night. This Thursday it was a great night at Past Time Video, a total of 8 couples came in.

Past Time Video
Steubenville, OH

I arrived after the first 3 couples had arrived and had left. I was told by Jake when I walked in that the first two couples that had arrived there were no single guys in the theater to play with. This is two Thursdays that couples came in early and didn't have guys to play with. Guys watch the announcements being sent out by Past Time Video when a couple comes in, get out there and make yourself available to the couples.

I arrived about 5:30 PM and in very short order, couple #4 arrived at just after 6PM this couple was a very nice couple, they did not play in the theater right away, but went to the Booths with the glory holes.

I was the second one in the booth and was played with for awhile until they went back into the theater. The booth play warmed them up enough to get them started in the theater. This was a newbie couple and a new item the newbie couples are offered at Past Time Video is an illuminated wrist band that is Green in color. This tells the other people in the theater that they are new and should be given some space. 

Reminder! A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Access to the Adult Theater Database

Doc here with a public service announcement for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Lately I am getting killed in requests for editing access to my Adult Theater Database. This morning alone I have received three.

The database is designed and published as a read-only document. This gives me 100% control of the validity of it's content, and frankly keeps rogue knuckleheads from fucking it up. It took years to compile, and I update it as soon as I get intel from the field.  

If you see information on the dB that needs updating, or there is a new location that deserves listing, e-mail me that info directly to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .  

Be specific in your information:

• Exact name of the location.
• Address (including state)
• Hours
• Couples friendly?
• Is it a theater, ABS, combo, etc.?

So pretty please, with sugar on top. Please knock off the Google Sheets requests. Send me the intel directly.

Thanks,

Doc

Field Report! Brent in Portland Visits Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say knows what is in the box, with a great Field Report from Secrets in Des Moines, WA courtesy of the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland. 

Secrets (address in the adult theater database) is fast becoming a destination in the Pacific northwest, and the diligent work of C&M (the owners) is apparently paying off in spades.

Take it away Brent, and what say you about Secrets?

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SPURT OF THE MOMENT

I went to get petrol for my Scion xb yesterday, missed the exit for the Delta Park Arco Station, and found myself in Vancouver. I figured ,as long as I was in Washington, I'd drive up to Des Moines, exit 149b and check out @Secrets.

Secrets
Des Moines, WA

Upon arriving, around 8:30, I was greeted by the gracious C and M, the couple that owns and runs Secrets . The PNW Kid, a regular contributor to Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal Of Adult Theaters was also there and, after introducing himself, told me I had just missed a couple- She had played with a few of the boys including his truly. I was thinking this could have been the couple that advertised on the Topix Forum, Human Sexuality, Wives Having Sex In Adult Theaters.

There were at least 8 couples @ Secrets last night while I was there and lots of action. Some of the action would have made Mr. Wizard blush. Lets just say the Secrets staff is on the cutting edge of women's sexuality and robotics. The place is clean, well run and the guys, for the most part, respect a woman's boundaries. 

Visit Announcement! Femcar at 15th Ave. Adult Theater TONIGHT 4/5 at 8pm in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say is the last indigenous creature from Ceti Alpha V, with a very cool Visit Announcement for tonight, April 5th at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The legendary Femcar, along with her friend J will be taking in an evening performance at 15th Ave. this evening at 8pm.  They are looking for several like-minded guys and hopefully some like-minded females to join them this evening for some Tuesday fun.

Lizardo Nation... I need to to represent strongly for this invite.  Femcar is a force of nature and to be missed. 

And as always, if you attend tonight at 8pm, remember to tell them Doc sent you.

Thanks,
Doc

Final Results! The 2016 Journal of Adult Theaters NCAA Brackets Tourney

Doc here, a man who some say has climbed the ladder a few times after a hard fought game, and has cut the fishnets off a hot blonde... 

It took a last second buzzer-beating 3 pointer to determine the top team in the tourney.  And in the end, it was Villanova who is the top team in the land. 

Here are the final results in The Journal's NCAA Brackets Tourney:

Congrats to Everett Fairfax for winning the whole damn thing.  E-mail me directly and we will set up your delivery of the very rare Lizardo Journal premium coffee mug and a pic of the ol' Doc himself.

Congrats to all that played...And I am still shocked that I actually placed above The Wet Beavers.  That girl is a handicapping machine. 

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

Box Score: 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Eyes Wide Shut Party on 4/2/16 in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say once ate 51 tacos in 14 minutes, with the Box Score on this past Saturday's Eyes Wide Shut Couples and Single Females Only Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this past Saturday night.

It was a great night for a ton of new couples and single females that attended.  The vibe was terrific, the sexy outfit contest was competitive and fun, and there was dancing galore.

Here is your Box Score for Eyes Wide Shut:

BOX SCORE: EYES WIDE SHUT PARTY
COUPLES: 73
SINGLE FEMALES: 2

Thanks to everyone that attended the party.  The next huge event at 15th Ave. is Saturday April 23rd @ 8pm: Our 3rd annual Mardi Gras Party. 

See you there!

Thanks,
Doc

TONIGHT! 4/2/16! The Next HUGE 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party! Eyes Wide Shut on Saturday April 2nd at 8pm in Chicago! Couples and Single Females Only Event! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here with a final update on tonight HUGE Eyes Wide Shut Couples and Single Females Only Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to make the trip into The Windy City for tonight's event. As always, The Good Doctor will be your congenial host and MC for the sexy outfit contest at the party, and will have the Lovely Jen (in her amazing outfit for tonight) on his arm as his Physician's Assistant. 

A few reminders for the event:

• It's BYOB.  We have refrigerators and coolers to keeps your beverages cold.
• Swag Bags for the first 40 Male/Female Couples, starting at 8pm.
• The Sexy Outfit Contest begins at 10pm.  Great sex toy prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. 
• M/F Couples and Single Females only inside the Party Room itself. However, the rest of the facility is open to everyone, including couples and single females.  Couples must be upgraded at the party admission price starting at 6pm. Single guys and T's must be upgraded to the Spa package price staring at 6pm if you wish to stay beyond 6pm. 

The Good Doctor will be giving tours to first time couples and single females starting at 7:45pm until 9pm. Just ask for Doc at the front counter when you arrive. 

It's going to be a great night with a great theme!  Enjoy the mystery of Eyes Wide Shut tonight at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  See you then!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here...the swag bags for tonight's Eyes Wide Shut m/f couples and single females party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago are done!  Mysterious things await the first 40 M/F couples in the door starting at 8pm in your swag bags!

International Flash Report! The Aussie Cumslut's First Gloryhole Adventure on 10/27/16 in Cannington, Western Australia

Doc here, a man who some say was once voted the USA's Goodwill Ambassador to Tasmania, with a great International Flash Report from the newest contributor to The Journal, The Aussie Cumslut.

This naughty 24 year old young lady has just made her first trip to a gloryhole location, with the twist being it was in Cannington, Australia.  

Will the results of this trip to an Australian gloryhole spur visits from legendary gloryhole girls such as Piper the Gloryhole Princess, Jean (from Jean & Scott),Velvet Skye, Gloryhole Nancy, and Koral?

Well kids, sit back, pop open a Fresca ( Hi Gemini, and the official soft drink of the Journal of Adult Theaters), and enjoy a gloryhole adventure from down under from The Aussie Cumslut.

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Hi Doc :o) It's nice to meet you.

So the other day I decided to go to a gloryhole and write about my experience.  The adult store I went to was in Cannington, Western Australia, and my visit was on Thursday 10/27/16.

I was dressed in a tight low cut top and a mini skirt, Wearing black panties and a bra.

The adult store I went to is about a 45-50 minute travel from my house, I left my house around 10am. I got there at almost 11am and walked in. I was hesitant at first as the person behind the counter stared in my direction as the door bell rang. I felt nervous and almost left but I decided I came this far, lets do it. So I walked around looking at items on the shelf pretending I didn't come here just to suck cock.

Couples Flash Report! His and Her Report! Ms. PIPPY and The Escort Hit Fantasy Zone in Memphis

Doc here, a man who some say won several local trampoline competitions with his patented move, the Shy Tuna, with a GREAT report and set of pics from the very sexy Ms. PIPPY (along with her guy, The Escort).

This is a "Her's and His " report, and I think you'll enjoy it.

Take it away, kids...

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Ms. PIPPY

Hi Sweet Doctor! It's been a while but The Escort has taken me out once again and oh what an outing it was. He had planned to take me back to see our friends at The Fantasy Zone in Memphis. We love Ken and the Fantasy Zone along with all the guys there but we got a bit sidetracked on this outing. We made it to Memphis okay and wound up getting made by Memphis. Let me just say this, ohhhhhh I do so love Memphis!

Upon our arrival in The M we stopped to see our friend Mr Trainer. He is a trusted friend who works at the Genesis Club. You may remember he has accompanied us to the Fantasy Zone in the past. Anyway, it just so happened that Mr Trainer had a few friends in town, we will say 9 or 10 but who's counting? The Escort and Mr Trainer decided: "ten cocks in my bush would be better than a few in the hand," so we found a place to spend a couple of hours with our new friends. 

Ms. PIPPY

Doc, you of all people should know that a girl can't have too many friends, though having them all at one time can leave a girl somewhat......I'll just leave that to your imagination. You know I loved it! I just can't get enough of Memphis but I sure do like trying! I've already put in my request to The Escort to take me back soon. You know the song, "Maybe it was Memphis?" I can tell you from experience that it was!!

The Escort

Hey Doc, The Escort here. As our dear Ms PIPPY has shared, she had quite a visit to Memphis! What can I say about this dear girl, what a trooper. She squared off against ten big cocks and gave them her best. They loved her as much as she loved them and Doc, that's a whole lot of love right there.

Ms. PIPPY entertained, and was entertained, for a sex crazed hour and 45 minutes. There was not one whole minute of that time that our girl was not packed full of hard cock. Rock hard swollen cock pumping furiously into her sweet dainty pussy, cock choking her as one right after another was shoved between her soft sweet lips and down her hungry throat. Cocks in each hand as she skillfully stroked them time and time again while her pussy and mouth were being ravaged. Wow what a precious treasure our girl is.

This group of guys destroyed her sweet pussy as the before and after pictures I sent indicate. After the last cock was pulled from her swollen pussy as it was clinging to the huge hunk of man meat, after the last load of cum was dumped, her pussy was literally swollen shut! She was beautiful. 

Field Report: Pure Pleasure Mega Center, Orange Heights, FL by Tommy Salami

Doc here with a first time Field report from new contributor, Tommy Salami.

Tommy has submitted a Field Report from Pure Pleasure Mega Center near Gainesville, FL. In the past, one of my original reporters, JaxBchBum posted several reports on this place. However, new reports are important, and this brings us up to date:

Take it away, Tommy Salami.

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Hi Doc,

This is my first Field Report. 

Pure Pleasure Mega Center

(formerly Theater X)

Orange Heights, FL

I've been visiting this place three or four times a year for a decade or so. Like just about anyplace, you never know what you're gonna find. Some nights it's just a bunch of guys sitting around nervously. But on other nights, anything might happen. 

Pure Pleasure Mega Center
Near Gainesville, FL

Over the years I've probably seen a hundred naked women, played with more tits than I can remember, gotten dozens of blowjobs, fucked a dozen or so complete strangers, watched a woman get fist-fucked,  took a way-too-pretty-to-be-in-a-place-like-this blonde up her butt and diddled a rather mature lady until she squirted four times.

Fun place, if your timing is right.