Monday, January 2, 2017

The Top Reports of 2016 at The Journal of Adult Theaters (w/PICS)

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UPDATED 1/2/17! A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Page View #10,000,000 Has Been Reached!

Updated Tuesday 1/2/17 at 3:30pm: The Journal hit page view number 10 million at a tad after 4pm CT on New Year's Day!  Thank you for your continued readership of The Journal!

-Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say appeared as Prosciutto the Clown in the 1982 CBC docu-drama, "The Clown and The Toque".  Audience reactions were reportedly "mixed". 

The Journal of Adult Theaters is about to hit it's most impressive milestone to date, most likely on New Year's Eve. And what milestone is this, you may ask?

Page View #10 Million! 

Since launching in August of 2009, The Journal has earned it's reputation of being the #1 go-to destination for all things adult theater-related, and gets several thousand page views per day. I hope that catching up on the latest adult theater reports, reviews, and related pictorials has become part of your daily routine.

And as we sprint towards the end of 2016, hopefully we can pop the cork on both a new year, and page view 10,000,000. 

Thank you for your loyal readership, your contributions, your reports, and even your pics of your hot wives and girlfriends. All of those, combined with a nice marinara sauce make The Journal what it is today. 

Your one stop shop for this thing of ours.  And, I'm just getting warmed up.

Thank you, and on to 20 million!
Doc

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Friday, December 30, 2016

Freeze Frame! Lolita at The Art Cinema "Naughty or Nice" Party on 12/3/16 w/5 EXXXCLUSIVE PICS

Doc here, a man who some say appeared as The Heat Miser's bowling buddy in "The Year Without Santa Claus 2: Claus Harder", with a special treat for your eyeballs. 

Back on December 3rd, The Good Doctor co-hosted the "Naughty or Nice" Christmas Party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT. It was a great night, filled with 90 couples and scores of sexy singles that enjoyed a sensory overload of an evening. 

In what is now becoming a tradition, when your old friend in the white suit and aviators hosts at The Art Cinema, he also does a mini photo shoot with senior Journal reporter's Incognito's girl, the amazing Lolita (here are her Halloween pics from October's Ghoul's Night Out Party).  And this great event was no different.

Please enjoy these images (shot by The Good Doctor) of the smokeshow known as Lolita.

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

UPDATED with 3 PICS! Flash Report! "Why are you Here on Christmas Eve?" by Senior Reporter Johnny Paradise

Updated 12/28/16 at 10am: Doc here... Our crack investigation team here at The Journal (me) suspected that the couple featured in Johnny Paradise's report was none other than my good friends, C&R (she is the cover girl for Smut for a Sunday Evening). I reached out to them (C&R) last night and verified that this assumption was correct.  They indeed were at this great Midwestern theater on Christmas Eve, and some very nice presents were exchanged. 

To boot, C&R have sent The Good Doctor 3 awesome pics of R taken right before their trip to the theater on Christmas Eve. Thus, we all received a late Christmas present from them.  Thank you C&R!

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Doc here, a man who some say has read thousands of reports in the 7+ years of The Journal being "a thing". Some reports are entertaining. Some reports are informative. Then there is a report like the following one from senior Journal scribe, Johnny Paradise

This report is going to stick with me, like a latent image. Speaking for myself, I could not only visualize Johnny's report in my mind's eye, I could also sense it. This has happened maybe 4 or 5 times since I pushed The Journal out on an August afternoon in 2009, and it catches me off-guard each time. The smell. The light. The touch. 

This report is sticky, and I hope it sticks with you, the good readers of The Journal. And trust me, it's worth every minute you dedicate to reading it.

Please welcome back, the awesome Johnny Paradise.

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WHY ARE YOU HERE ON CHRISTMAS EVE...?

Prologue

This is a story about Christmas.

It is written in an ambivalent mood, informed by an ambiguous ethic, set in a somewhat desolate town in a theatre near a church on December 24th, and though the time if not the place would suggest it, this tale will not conclude with a summary pronouncement of the true meaning of the holiday. There are no angels here, and no elves, no sleigh bells and no sacraments, neither miracles nor metamorphoses. It comes, ungarlanded by moral parable or religious theme, unless it is the simple axiomatic parcel of heavenly wisdom which holds that salvation is the business of sinners, and the concomitant revelation that to receive what is sacred you must sometimes stand vigil through a pageant of the profane.

Though it may be a tale that shouts LUST and THRILLS and HUNGER and WANT,  essentially it is a story of LONELINESS; it is a story of lonely people in a lonely place, lonely souls adrift, together and alone, in a season of uncertainty. The circumstances may be modern but the story is as old as Adam, Eve, and Apple. Not so far removed are we, in our contemporary culture,  from that ancient world we hear described each December in carol and hymn - that WAITING world;  and whether it be Bethlehem or Bedford Falls or a Glass City, it is our world - and in it we are wanting, seeking, hoping, reaching - needing (in that sad and proud and lovely human way) a light in the darkness; or maybe a moment of pleasure to answer a lifetime of pain.

This is a story about Christmas, because Christmas is a story about hope, and hope, after all, is wherever you find it.

So, on a quiet night,  shepherds, sages, kings and commoners, panderers and prophets, libertines and lovers, viceroys and voyeurs, the meek and the mighty, the merry and magnificent may gather anywhere to seek a salve for the vast loneliness to which the human heart is heir. They may meet under a star, or even in a once-proud theatre...

So…

PART ONE
Why are you HERE on Christmas Eve?

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Freeze Frame! Let's Unwrap A Special Present: 3 Brand New Pics of Mrs. Sexual Athlete!

Doc here, a man who some say knows a thing or two about unwrapping wives presents. As part of The Journal's Christmas Sextravaganza of Reports, here is one that I have been saving for you, my friends. 

Until Christmas morning. 

Regular readers of The Journal know about my close friendship with The Sexual Athletes. They are terrific ambassadors for this thing of ours, and even better friends. So when they shoot new images over to your old friend in the white suit and aviators, well they get the white suit glove treatment. 

Mrs. Sexual Athlete is a force of nature, with a body that is beyond incredible.  And when we get some new views of that amazing body, well it should be shared across the adult theater and lifestyle spectrum. 

A little birdie has told me that they will be returning to the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford sometime in January...And when that happens, you'll hear about it here first!

So kids, without further ado, enjoy the new nude views (say that three times fast) of my good friend, Mrs. Sexual Athlete!

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits L'Instant X Cinema in Adge, Southern France in August 2016


Doc here, a man who some say either was integral to the French Resistance during WWII, or was integral to using French dressing at TGIFridays, depending on who you speak to. 

Just when you thought The Traveler, The Journal's newest Senior Reporter, couldn't outdo himself from his last report on Kino Labyrinth in Vienna, he submits this whopper of a report. In this report, The Traveler visits L'Instant X, an adult theater inside of Cap d Agde, a naturist village located in the south of France. At the evening in question, the adult theater action was white hot, and the women there even hotter!

So as part of The Journal's Christmas Sextravaganza of Reports, please welcome back The Traveler...Take it away, sir!

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L’ Instant X – Cap d Agde

This is a review I wasn’t sure I wanted to write, I just didn’t know if I wanted to share this amazing place with you guys (and girls). When I first met the Good Doctor we were discussing the many good adult cinemas in the United States. He asked me which cinema I liked the best and I told him L’ Instant X. I went on to tell him why I chose this special cinema. Where can you find an adult cinema that is filled with attractive single women and couples every night? A cinema where most of the women and couples who walk thru the door are already nude or scantily dressed. A cinema where no one is just browsing, everyone comes to play. There is such a place and I have decided that I will share it with the Good Doctor’s readers. Well here it is, the review that will give you the key to unbelievable sexual adventures every night you pay your 12 euros and go to L’ Instant X.

L’ Instant X in located in a small village in southern France called Agde, more specifically it is in the naturalist resort which is located in that village. You will have to use Google Maps to find this place, as it’s not well known to Americans, and in fact for the three weeks I stayed at the resort I didn’t meet any other Americans. However, it is a favorite vacation spot for those in the lifestyle communities of Europe and is one of the largest swinger resorts in all of Europe. The naturalist resort is gated and requires a fee to enter but once you’re inside you have a variety of interesting opportunities.