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Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Waltzes Into The Art Cinema During the Fall of 2016

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Flash Reports! Anaconda Hits The Art Cinema, Berlin News, & Cinema 309 with 48 Hours!

Doc here, a man who some say played the role of "Once a Week Chet" on the 70's comedy "Love American Style" in episode 14 "The Snake & the Mongoose."  Reviews were uneven.

Senior Journal reporter Anaconda is back with a whirlwind of 3 visits in one report, covering The Art Cinema in Hartford,  Berlin News in NJ, and Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre PA. 

Here we go...

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Well Doc, 

I am back with another report from some theater visits I made this last week during my travels. Usually, I don't document my visits which are uneventful, because frankly, they'd be really boring. "Dear Doc, I went to the theater last night, but no women were there. The end." But since I had even the most minor of successes this time around, I had been tweeting about it and chatting with some fellow reporters about my trip, and because I wanted to give the initial first-hand account of Monday Madness at the Art Cinema, I submit this week's events.

I was slated to be in NJ on Monday and decided to take an extra day to hit 2 theaters I hadn't been to in a while in 1 trip. I've been dying to get to Art Cinema on a Monday since Monday Madness started and you've told me the couples traffic has been high. Action also seems to be picking up at BNA according to their Yahoo group, including a lot of daytime visits from couples.

Couple's Flash Report! Ray (& Friend) Hit 2004 Bookstore in Lexington, KY on 4/9/17

Doc here, a man who some say went toe-to-toe with General Tso this afternoon, and won decidedly.

Senior Journal scribe Ray is back, this time with a tail tale from the Bluegrass State of Kentucky, and the 2004 Bookstore in Lexington. KY that is...

In this visit, Ray had along a lovely female friend, and things went very well during their semi-short visit.

Take it away, Ray!

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Hey Doc,

I was heading through Lexington, Kentucky a few days ago and had a chance to drop by the 2004 Bookstore on the east side of the city. This place is not exactly hidden, but they do their best not to draw any attention to themselves. The address is 2004 Family Circle Dr. (as noted in your database) but, as you will no doubt see, not even Google Street View. has been back there. It is tucked behind the McDonalds on E. New Circle Rd.

2004 Bookstore
Lexington, KY

The retail area is small, with a sampling of toys, lotions and the other usual goodies. Access to the booths and the theater is through locked doors, tended to by automatic bill feeders. I believe that $6 gets you to the booths (I didn't head back there), and $10 will get you (and a lady friend, if you have one) to the theater. I have read other reports that indicate that there are two theaters, and that you can move freely from the booths to the theaters. That wasn't the arrangement that we found. Once we went into the theater area, that's all there was.

The theater was smallish, but clean. There are a half dozen sofas, or so, and two large upholstered chairs. I was fortunate enough to be accompanied by an eager exhibitionist who is only dipping her toes into the theater scene, but we had fun on a weekday afternoon. 

She wore a tight skirt and a sweater, and immediately attracted the attention of the other 5-6 patrons whom we found lazily passing the time when we entered. After settling in for a bit, we eventually turned our attention to one another, and she wasted little time spreading her legs to give the guy in front of us a better view. By the time I was fingering her to her first orgasm, the boys had begun to circle. As she exposed her breasts, one guy copped a quick feel before she waved him off.

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Visits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 4/5/17

Doc here, a man who some say can deadlift 4x his bodyweight in capicola, back with a Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Dry Clean Only. 

DCO hit the Windy City on Wednesday April 5, and ventured to 15th Ave. Adult Theater for a little mid-week R&R.  What did he find? What did he observe? How was his driving?

Let's find out...Take it away, Dry Clean Only...

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Doc, 

A quick report this week as I Uber to O'Hare. I had the good fortune to visit 15th Ave last week, albeit on both a rainy, cold Wednesday evening and also just a few days away from a major blowout in the Lizardo fashion this coming weekend. Still, I was utterly surprised that there was only one car in the lot upon my 730pm arrival. However, being the theater optimist I am, I ventured in ... and intended to double down by selecting the spa package. Hey, I'm only in Chicago so often. However, Gentle Reader, don't be this guy: I forgot my lock for the locker room and forgot the policy had changed from "towels supplied" to "towels extra"...

I strolled through the arcade, which always has "free" porn on in the booths (note: no glory holes) and then settled into the theater with an early copy of Doc's latest manifesto: "Good Doctoring: Tales for Passing Time In The Back Row". I look forward to attending he book signing tour someday.

Last Update: 4/8 at 2PM! TONIGHT! Eyes Wide Shut Couples & Singles Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Last Update Saturday 4/8 at 2PM:  The big day is here kids... Eyes Wide Shut happens in a 6 hours, and the surprises your old friend in the white suit and aviators has for you will make your head(s) spin.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready for the trip up to Chicago.  

A very special out of town guest sneaked into town yesterday, and just revealed her surprise visit to The Good Doctor a mere hour ago... The Good Doctor is very pleased. 

The Party Room is ready, the BYOB bar is ready, and now we only need you to add to the Eyes Wide Shut Party cocktail. As always, please follow the following rules of the road:

• Please check in your booze at the BYOB Bar upon your arrival. 
• Please note: There is no parking at the Sports Complex across the street! It's posted as No Parking, and they mean it. Please park in our lot or on 15th Avenue itself. Sports Complex will tow you if you do not comply. 
• There is Couples Preferred Parking in the rear lot. We will have a securtity person out front to assist until the lot is full.
• There are no cell phones, smart watches, or cameras allowed in the Party Room or facility. We will be mentioning this when you check in, but this is a zero tolerance policy. You can check your phones outside, but not in the Party Room, theater, or facility. 
• Guys: Be respectful of other couples and singles. Anyone not is going to have a conversation with security, and it won't be a good one.

See everyone tonight!

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated Friday 4/7 at 1PM: Doc here, fresh from a steam, with an update on tomorrow big Eyes Wide Shut Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The party room is decorated and ready to go (thanks to the awesome Natalie!), the swag bags are all set, and the weather is going to be gorgeous on Saturday.  The only thing else we need is YOU!

Reminder: This is a BYOB event!  Bring your favorites, and we will keep them cold for you in our coolers. 

Want to let others know you are coming to the party?  Here's how...
On SLS, go HERE
On Fetlife, go HERE

Join The Good Doctor and Chicago's sexiest lifestylers for Eyes Wide Shut at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! 

Questions? E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say is People Magazine's 2008 "Sexiest Unlicensed Doctor", with an update on this Saturday night's huge Eyes Wide Shut Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

This is going to be a big one folks... Two of my close friends from this thing of ours will be coming back for this event!  They are "GB Girl of the Midwest" Stunt Slut Simone, and amateur porn star Amber Foxxx!  God only knows what trouble they may find at Eyes Wide Shut!

As usual, the first 50 male/female couples will get an "Eyes Wide Shut" swag bag (with a $50 retail value with their paid admission), starting at 8pm.  Don't be late to the party, kids...

Eyes Wide Shut Swag Bags
(First 50 M/F Couples Only)

The Sexy Outfit Contest returns, with three great prizes for our top three finishers!  Judging is done via my applause meter, so bring your friends to cheer you on!  MC'd by Doc!

M/F Couples... You get preferred parking in our rear parking lot (space permitting). Again, great another reason to get here early!

We look forward to seeing everyone Saturday night for Eyes Wide Shut at 15th Ave. Adult Theater  at 8pm!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! The Executive Nomad Hits Pleasure World in Phoenix, AZ on 3/14/17

Doc here, a man who some say came up through the Padres system, playing 2nd base alongside short stop Al O'Pecea, with a fantastic first-time report on the Phoenix adult theater scene.

The Executive Nomad filed the following report, and frankly hits it out of the park on his first at-bat at Pleasure World in Phoenix, AZ.  This is a page-turner folks, so I encourage you to double-down on your Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy this report. And for regular readers of The Journal, this report may also have a familiar ring to it.

Please welcome to The Journal, the mysterious Executive Nomad!

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Hello Dr.,

Divine providence ... fortune's favor ... dumb luck ... ... ... I don't know what to call it, but I owe the Good Doctor, and the others who have shared on this Journal and made it popular a beer should we ever meet. I have been a long time lurker but this is my first report.

Tuesday - March 14, 2017

I was spending 3 days in Phoenix for work, landed around 10:30 at SkyHarbor International Airport on a Southwest flight, and had suffered through the rental car shuttle and the Hertz board directed me to my spot where are nondescript silver Hyundai was waiting for me. It was 11:15 by this time and my first meeting wasn't until dinner. I had known this for a couple days, and I had combed through the Good Doctor's Journal thinking I could prowl a place or two from lunch till about 3 or 4 ... or as long as my patience held out .

Swinging the car out of the rental facility, it was a sunny day, about 65 with a breeze, the kind of day that is perfect for driving with the windows down. I first drove by Adult Shoppe #1 on 24th which looked deserted ... only 2 cars and (in this hobbyist's opinion) that's never a good sign so I drove on. Working my way down Washington I headed next to Pleasure World (4029 East Washington, Phoenix AZ). 

Pleasure World
Phoenix, AZ

It's parking is in the rear, and I circled the block once to get a feel for the place. The rear lot, which is accessed from a side street and appeared to be about 1/2 full with a couple cars parked along the street, and even more cars parked in the spots just behind Pleasure Worlds spots ... all of which at least appeared promising so I circled the block and then pulled in.

Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: TONIGHT! 4/5/17! Keeping it "Brockmire" on IFC (or Below)

Doc here, a man who some say once appeared as Jay "Shirtless" Smallwood in ABC's "She's the Sheriff" in 1987, with Episode 2 of Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media.

Those of you (the good readers of The Journal) who have been following this blog for years/months/days/or minutes know there are two things I hold closest to my heart: 1) The National Pastime, and 2) The Sex. 

What if I told you that there is a new series on IFC ( with it's first two episodes airing back to back Wednesday night at 10pm EST), "Brockmire" (starring the awesome Hank Azaria), that combines both? A show is that is extremely well-written, quirky, absolutely filthy, and is set against the backdrop of minor league baseball team The Morristown Frackers. 

In my last "Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media" I saved you time and money by begging you to skip the Netflix/Marvel series "Iron Fist" and giving you a small clip of the best scene in the entire series. Now, I want you to invest some time and watch the first episode of "Brockmire" from IFC's Youtube channel.  

The first 5 minutes of this show are as good an opening 5 minutes of any TV series I have ever watched (right up there with "Breaking Bad"). I'm hooked.  Watching Brockmire simultaneously do play-by-play of a Kansas City Royals game while describing coming home early from the park to surprise his wife Lucy is all sorts of awesome.  A melt down of Biblical proportions unfolds...

Please enjoy the first episode of "Brockmire" below, and stay through right to the end... There is a nice payoff!

Episode 2 airs right after episode 1 Wednesday night (10:30pm EST) on IFC, and I'll be there watching as should you.

4 out of 4 Cannoli Rating

Keeping it Brockmire,
Doc

Doc's NCAA Brackets Tourney: The Final Game! The Standings!

Doc here on Championship Monday for the 2017 Journal of Adult Theaters NCAA Brackets Tourney!

It's North Carolina and Gonzaga... Who's team will reign supreme?

Here are the Top 10 players in the tourney...

Final results after the game, and the awarding of the Lizardo Cup!

Thanks,
Doc

Dr. Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: Time Management with "Iron Fist"

Doc here, a man who some say will yell out "Time to die" right before biting into a delicious chicken drumstick, with a little change of pace for you, the good readers of The Journal. 

Benjamin Franklin is credited with coining the phrase "Time is money". Time is a precious commodity, and should never be squandered. Thus, The Good Doctor would like to save you some time and money. 

Those of you who know The Good Doctor personally, know he loves himself some comic book-related media.  And possibly my favorite of the recent spate of comic book-related media has been Marvel's run of series on Netflix. Starting with Daredevil Season One, followed up nicely by Jessica Jones, Daredevil Season Two (with The Punisher), and then Luke Cage, these street-level heroes gave us the depth that a 13 episode season can provide. And one I would never have thought I'd see in my lifetime. 

Daredevil's two seasons have been my favorite so far on Netflix. Kevin Smith said on his "Fatman on Batman" broadcast on his Youtube Channel, that this incarnation of Daredevil "cracked the code" on how it should be done on this media platform. They were indeed 13-hour movies, and so damn good. Worth every penny you spend on Netflix every month. 

Following Daredevil (Seasons 1 & 2) in the parade of street level heroes which will lead up to The Defenders team up of all 4 (or more) heroes, each held their own. Jessica Jones was pretty damn good. Luke Cage started great, but in my opinion hobbled across the finish line by time it's last episode aired, but was still highly entertaining.

The 4th and final street-level hero to have their show premier was "Iron Fist", which started streaming 3 weeks ago.  I was really looking forward to see how Marvel and Netflix were able to crack this code on this hero that was a martial arts expert gifted with the iron fist.

Christ almighty, this show is lazy.

And this is where I will save you time, thus saving you money. 

What you just saw was an eight second clip from Season 1 Episode 10 'Black Tiger Steals Heart' that is the only thing I liked out of 13 episodes (this is from episode 10). In footage from 1948 depicting a former iron fist protecting a passage happened upon by Chinese soldiers, you have just now seen the best part of this entire series. Move along...The show is over. 

By my calculations, I have saved you and your loved ones the equivalent of about 13 hours of quality time you could be spending doing something more constructive. 

I now take you back to your normally scheduled broadcast.

Thanks,
Doc