Flash Report! Four's Company with @Kim_In_Public, Anaconda, Dry Clean Only by Ted at The Art Cinema in Early November, 2018

Doc here, a man who some say sent a "Gherkin Gram" to a special lady today for National Pickle Day. What she does with them after they arrive is her business, and her business only. 

In what some critics have hailed as the adult theater visit that keeps on giving, first time contributor Ted has lent his perspective on the great visit where he rode shotgun with the force of nature known as @Kim_In_Public, and senior Journal scribes Anaconda & Dry Clean Only. The port of of call was the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.  

It is here where we pick up our report... Take it away, sir!

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Doc,

This story begins when one day I received a message on Twitter. When I saw the message from the lovely Kim, I nearly fell off my chair! Once I collected myself and read it I could have sworn it was for someone else. She was inviting me to join her and Anaconda at the Art Cinema for some fun! After a few back and forth messages, it was clear she really was inviting me!

It was for the following week, so I had to hold my excitement until then. In the days leading up to the meet I had several conversations with Anaconda and Kim about meeting place/time. The anticipation for the day made the following week go by very slowly but finally it was time! I sent out a message to make sure we were still on. Once I received confirmation I hit the road!

Foreign Correspondent Flash Report! Raygun Hits Erdbeermund Sex Kino in Berlin, Germany the Week of 11/5/18

Doc here, a man who some say spent a lost summer in Berlin, as an apprentice wine steward at La Vigna, THE place to order a premium wine and a perfect pasta. The owner eventually grew tired of my man-bun. 

International Flash Reports are arguably my favorite reports. They are familiar, and yet totally disparate from the North American adult theater experience. Couple this type of report with an excellent senior Journal reporter in Raygun, goodness awaits our eyeballs. 

Raygun was in Berlin, Germany last week, and when time allowed, he did some recon for us on diese Sache von uns while there on vacation.

Take it away, Raygun!

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Doc,

I was in Berlin, Germany last week hoping to check out the scene. Berlin is famous for its sex clubs, but the late-night party scene wasn't on my agenda this time (maybe on a future visit). Instead I had to make due with more conventional daytime locations. I came across a good one called Erdbeermund Sex Kino located at Sybelstrasse 14 in Charlottenburg, not far from the Kurfürstendamm (or Ku'damm for short), the famous upscale shopping street in the western city center.

Flash Report! Jedi & The Lady Strike Back with Dry Clean Only at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in October, 2018!

Doc here, a man who some say has trained hundreds of field reporters for The Journal of Adult Theaters in the ways of The Lizardo, an ancient sect of adult theater enthusiasts who put pen to paper after putting (at times) hands & penis to a pretty lady. 

Among these young reporters, a man stands ready, with a finely pressed shirt and polished shoes. This is Dry Clean Only, and he is here to report on a 3rd encounter with the awesome The Jedi & The Lady at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL. 

Roll the opening crawl...

It is an exciting time for the Lizardos. Although many adult theaters have vanished over the years, 15th Ave Adult Theater has welcomed couples & singles alike from their hidden base and pursued them across the Tri-State.

Embracing this thing of ours, a group of freedom fighters led by The Jedi & The Lady has established a new secret base some weeknights somewhere near planet Melrose.

The congenial Dry Clean Only, has dispatched thousands of vibrating probes into the far reaches of Chicago's western suburbs….

“Return of The Jedi (and The Lady)”

This episode of our trilogy takes us three parsecs ahead of where we last left off.  I found myself again with business in Chicago, and when I say business, I mean an agenda of evening visits to 15th ... with some daytime meetings in the Windy City to pass the time. 

Regular readers will remember I have had an unusual amount of business in Chicago this fall and have spent many hours and $$ at 15th.  Patience is a key ingredient in this thing of ours, and one (or two, as I tell newbie couples) has to go into these visits with both low expectations and an open mind. 

That’s the recipe for finding happiness within, folks.  Sometimes it is what we are all waiting for, and others are not. And, even then, some visits are filled with nothing to write home (err, file a field report) about.  Since The Adult Theater Gods had already rewarded me with the privilege of an epic encounter with The Jedi and The Lady just weeks earlier, I rightfully expected this visit would be one of “resetting”. 

Single Female Flash Report! Kim_in_Public Tears It Up at The Mighty Art Cinema in Hartford on 11/1/18!

Doc here, a man who some say that over this past weekend, he explained to a lovely young lady, "Yes Virginia, there is a Lizardo Lantern. It's on a roof of an adult theater for all to see."

This thing of ours has seen it's fare share of adult theater rock stars over the years.  Memories of ladies who, in the past (and present), took an adult theater and turned it on it's ear.  Nina the Bakery Slut in Portland, Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher in Buffalo, C&R in Ohio, countless sexy women in Tampa, Chicago, Dallas, Philly & Hartford... 

One of the latest, and hands down one of the BOLDEST, is the unstoppable @Kim_In-Public !  Her Twitter feed @Kim_In_Public is chock full of Kim naughtiness, and she is a MUST FOLLOW.  And now Kim is doing to adult theaters what she's been doing to turnpike rest areas for awhile now: Making them her personal playground.

This past Thursday,11/1/18,  @Kim_In_Public made her first trip to the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT. Accompanying her were senior Journal reporters Anaconda & the always dapper Dry Clean Only, along with a new friend Ted. 

Let's see how this went down (get it...went down)!

Take it away, Kim!

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Hi Doc and Journal readers!

My good friend Anaconda (@MSexualHealer) has been trying to get me to try out the Art Cinema (@TheArtCinema) in Hartford, CT. Now, none of the theaters I have been to are close to where I live: Green Door is 90 minutes away and Berlin News Agency is about 2 hours. The Art, however, is almost 3 hours, depending on traffic. That’s about six hours of driving alone, so not easy to pull off.

The Mighty Art Cinema
Hartford, CT

That said, I had a free day when Anaconda did, and we made plans to hit the Art. I sent a few invitations to guys that Anaconda suggested and even checked in with my other favorite theater guide, DCO (@DryCleanOnly), but he was not available. (In his defense, he does live further away than I do and he did NOT have a free day.)

Many of the men I invited were unable to join us, unfortunately, but one of Anaconda’s first recommendations was able to attend. Ted (@giantsfan8810) had been following me on Twitter for some time, but we’d never spoken directly. I reached out, asked if he was free and fortunately he was.

Anaconda, Ted and I met up around noon (okay, they were there before noon, I was there after...I tend to run late...) at a Chili's not far from the Art. I consider these “pregame” events foreplay. I love some banter, some chatting, a little social lubrication in the form of wine before I head to a theater.

I was wearing a short black dress with nothing underneath, low cut in front but with a nice “collar” that apparently you all really like. Feeling super sexy, hopped out of the car and decided to take a quick #titsout video to commemorate the afternoon. I was in full view of the Chili's, but figured I was far enough away that no one would know what I was doing if they noticed me.

@Kim_In_Public

I put my phone away and strode into Chili's, looking for my dates. I was especially looking forward to seeing Anaconda who has posted his first public flashing video on Twitter for me a few hours early. Walking around with his cock out a rest stop for all to see, I knew he was really ready to go today!

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Fall Back Edition with 38 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say once placed a $100 bet on a fast filly named Sea Berry in the 5th race at Maywood Park, and she outran the pack with grit & guile. 

Good evening to you, and to all the ships at sea...It's time for the return of Smut for a Sunday Evening, a hand-picked assortment of great images from the photo library here at The Journal, located deep in The Valley, next to the small women's liberal arts college. It's my way of thanking you, the good readers of The Journal, for your patronage. Plus, there's nothing wrong with a little T&A before the start of a work week. 

PLUS... Easter Egg: One of the lovely ladies profiled below will have a report published on Monday 11/5/18!  I wonder who that might be?

So please, kick back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday Evening! (Reminder: Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening

The Good Doctor's Pic(s) of the Day! A Freshly Showered That Quirky Girl!

Doc here, a man who some say has a head of hair that classical sculptors have used as inspiration for statues of Trojan soldiers. It's only fair, as The Good Doctor has used Trojans for years.

It's Thursday folks, and what better way to muscle through the end of the work week than to gaze at some spectacular boobs from this thing of ours. And these boobs belong to one of The Carolina's state treasures, That Quirky Girl! 

She's just out of the shower, and squeaky clean (at least for now)! Let's take a peek at this sexy & naughty lady, shall we? (Click the thumbnails to ENLARGE!)

Please welcome back to The Journal of Adult Theaters, my good friend That Quirky Girl!

Thanks,
Doc

Updated! TONIGHT in Chicago! October 27th, 2018! The BIG ONE! "Monster's Ball" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater!

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Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Uses The Force with Jedi & The Lady at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in September 2018!

Doc here, a man who some say once had one of best heads of hair in upstate NY as a "yout" in the 1990's, only to have that hair be struck down by the forces of evil. It was as if millions of hair stylists suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I felt something terrible had happened. On my head.

Returning back to The Journal is senior Journal scribe, and another great guy to boot, Dry Clean Only! This senior Journal scribe has covered events across the US for The Journal, and found his way on occasion into the gravitational of one @Kim_in-Public , and their partner in crime, Anaconda.

Here we go!

"The Force Was Strong In This One"

Doc, I haven't had much to report on in the last few months, hence the lack of an update for readers. I've been sidelined by a lack of business travel all spring and summer it seems, however, a number of my trips were packed into recent weeks. I have been looking forward to the grueling schedule though because it would give me a month of various theater visits, among them BNA and 15th Ave. and a few failed attempts to find a replacement venue for the deceased Westwood Theater in Toledo (thanks to Gloryhole Nancy & T for some suggestions).

While most readers are familiar with 15th Ave by now, I do have to say that they should take a look at stories about BNA (or Berlin News Agency) outside of Philly. (Just type BNA onto the Journal’s search box!) It's a great spot, with a likelihood of even seeing my gal pal @KimInPublic there — or even better yet at a Garden State rest stop — if you're in the area. However, this report will focus on a recent late night encounter at 15th Ave.

As usual, my spat of theater visits was filled with many hours and dollars worth of waiting in anticipation for a couple to arrive, and, and in the end finding out it just wasn’t to be that night. But, this night, I had in the back of my mind Item No. 2 on the list of The Lizardo Commandments: “good things cum to those who wait” (and shower and act gentlemanly, I might add).

A late September week happened to be a big week for friends of The Journal in Chicagoland. Fellow field reporters and celebs Anaconda (@MSexualHealer) and @GingerSquirts50 were both rumored to be coming to town that week, and I had some business in town, as well. We tried to borrow the Lizardo LeerJet to fly @KimInPublic in for her 15th tour and formal introduction to Doc... but Doc’s people told us it was on lock down in the maintenance hangar for shag carpet shampooing. (ed. note: True, and the mirrored balls needed some TLC)

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee Hits Bliss Adult Theater for a Early Fall Double-Head-Her w/Zoey

Doc here, a man who some say watcjed "Butt Bongo Fiesta" non-stop for 3 years back in the early 1990's on VHS! I am back with the first of several reports from senior Journal Reporters that will be popping into town for the big Monster's Ball Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

First up is senior Journal scribe and all-around luckiest stiff I know, G.K. Arbee!

Take it away, sir!

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Hello Doc,

It's been a while since I've submitted a fresh report about the Bliss Adult Theater, so I thought I'd submit about my last 2 Wednesday nights attending Ladies night at my favorite Dallas hangout spot. And of course, Wednesday is Ladies night!

My job had been getting in the way of my regular visits to the Bliss, and I had only been once or twice in the last month, and both those visits had very little activity.. So, when my work finally slowed down a bit, I thought I'd hit up my wonderful friend Zoey, and see if she wanted to go to Bliss with me on Wednesday, September 5th. I had a mid day appointment leave me just about a mile from her place, so I texted her and said.. let's go to Bliss!!! She said "Sure, but let's beat the traffic and get their early".

Bliss Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

So I went by and picked her up, she wanted to buy some Champaign on the way, so we stopped by a local liquor store, got what she needed and we were on our way. Now we were really going to arrive before it's officially "ladies night" (which starts at 7pm, all ladies get in free), but that was OK, We arrived about 5:45, I paid the way in for us, we went inside, opened her champagne, poured her a glass, and sat down on the couch and chilled out for a few minutes.

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago with Ginger Squirts on 9/26/18 & Lots of Stuff Happened!

Doc here, a man who some say always believes objects are always smaller in person than when they are in the rear view mirror of The Lizardo 4000.  He's funny that way.  Like a clown. 

Senior Journal scribe is back with a very solid report from a visit in late September at which Anaconda joined forces with the lovely @gingersquirts50 & Master Thom

Take it away, Anaconda!

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Hey Doc!  

Anaconda with an action packed report from 15^th Ave.  I was in town for work in September and put out a call to some Chicago area friends to see who might be available to hang out and possibly play.  I was very happy to have Ginger take me up on my offer, and it quickly turned into a party.  Here’s what happened on the night of Wednesday, September 26^th.