The Results Are In! 2020 Lizardo Adult Theater Challenge Winners!

Doc here, a man who some say wore a surgical mask during leisure activities as far back as the mid-1990's, with the culmination of the 2020 Lizardo Adult Theater Challenge. 

64 Adult theaters.
2 Divisions - "Now" for current adult theaters & "Classic" for adult theaters that have faded from view.
62 Total head to head matchups.
2 Winners.

This was a fun exercise, and an opportunity to spotlight some of the great adult theaters of yesteryear, and their history.  It also allowed The Good Doctor to give a shout out to today's generation of adult theaters, and to keep their energy alive during the COVID-19 crisis. 

In the Now Division, the ultimate winner was Chicago's 15th Ave. Adult Theater, besting the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford by almost 50%! 

In the Classic Division, the surprise winner was CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN, outpolling the Westwood Theatre in Toledo by 27%!

Here are the completed 2020 Lizardo Adult Theater Challenge brackets to show you the path to victory by these tremendous adult theaters:  

Thank you to everyone who participated in the challenge, and did their duty and voted for their favorites!  I hope everyone enjoyed this little distraction!

I was asked early on in the proceedings who would be my picks in these categories (thank you to DryCleanOnly and Anaconda for the suggestions!). 

In the "Now Division", I think 3 out of the 4 were on the money, with only the Berlin News Agency being in the top 4 instead of Fantasyland 1 in Tampa. 

Now, in the Classic Division, I had some problems with what the final results showed.  Please keep in mind, I'm over 100 years old and have been to a majority of the now closed adult theaters in this division. I agreed with only 1 of the poll results.

My Final 4 in the Classic Division (based on my experience) would have been (in no particular order):

Jefferson Theater, Portland OR

Good Time Charlies, Wheatfield, NY

Westwood Theater, Toledo, OH

Pussycat Theater, Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood CA

(Honorable Mentions: Monroe Theater, Rochester NY, Apple Theater, Seattle WA, Palm Theater, San Matteo, CA, The Paris Theater, Portland OR, and the Niagara Falls Cinema, Niagara Falls NY)

So where do we go from here?  How about The Worst Adult Theater?  I have some strong opinions on the worst, but I will open up a Twitter thread and take suggestions on a set of 4 of worst.   This is going to be fun!

Thank you once again for participating in the 2020 Lizardo Adult Theater Challenge, and please follow me on Twitter to participate in future polls (like "The Worst...") coming soon!

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Down to the Final 4! The 2020 Lizardo Adult Theater Challenge! Lend Your Vote! Classic and Now Divisions!

Doc here, a man who some say has been locked inside Lizardo Manor (located deep in The Valley, near a small women's liberal arts college), wearing his Lizardo Quark 450 Isolation Suit. This is neither shocking nor surprising in today's turbulent world. What is surprising is that The Good Doctor has worn the Quark 450 regularly since 2013.

The Quark 450 in Practice

So in these crazy times, what do we do? The answer is clear: An adult theater NCAA-style set of brackets, focused on both classic adult theaters and current ones. 

Here are the butts nuts and bolts of the challenge:

• One bracket for "Classic", now closed or gone adult theaters. 
• One bracket ("Now") for current adult theaters. 
• The polls are run on my Twitter, @LizardoJournal , multiple times a day.
• The contest is currently running, and the 1st polls are getting close to wrapping up. Jump in now!

Here are the full field brackets!  

First up, the "Now" challenge:

Next, the "Classic" challenge:

Each poll will contain a one-on-one matchup, and be live for 24 hours. Each poll will also feature a pic or two of the featured adult theaters.  Your job is clear: Vote for one based on the theater's reputation, it's look, it's vibe, and even a report buried in the archives of The Journal.

Jump in. Be a Lizardo.  Please go to my Twitter @LizardoJournal  & VOTE!

Thanks,

Doc

Blast from the Past: So What was Good Time Charlies in Wheatfield NY (Between Buffalo and Niagara Falls) All About?

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Postponed! Secret Room 2125: Saints and Sinners Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago on 3/21/20!

Doc here, a man who some say is greatly looking forward to yelling the word "boobies" in front of a crowd of people once again...

In what is certain to be no shock to anyone, The Good Doctor & 15th Ave. Adult Theater are postponing this Saturday's Secret Room 2125: Saints & Sinners Party in Chicago.  

This party will be rescheduled at a later date when the current situation is under control. 

When it's safe to go back in the water restart the big Saturday parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater & Party Room, you'll be the first to know.

Please follow us on Twitter to get the latest information:
The Good Doctor at @LizardoJournal
15th Ave. Adult Theater at @15thAveAdult

Questions?  Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com or DM me on Twitter.

Thanks, and be safe out there kids!

Doc

CANCELLED! T2Please and Louise at Summit Street News in Warren, OH on 3/17/20 at Noon!

UPDATE 3/17/20: THIS VISIT IS CANCELLED. 

Sorry for the confusion..Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say is hooked up to a Purell IV drip, with a last minute Visit Announcement for Tuesday, 3/17/20 at Summit Street News in Warren, OH at Noon. 

How about a few pics of the lovely Louise?

TONIGHT! 3/14/20! 8pm! Get Lucky St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

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Field Report! Anaconda Breaks Down 4 Central PA Locations! Adult Playground, Liverpool XXX Theater, Hobbeeze & Adult Outlet

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Visit Announcement! TONIGHT! Pennycumslut at the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego Saturday 3/7/20 at 10pm!

Doc here, a man who some say put the "ball" into ballroom dancing during the late 1980's, with a spectacular Visit Announcement for the lucky folks in San Diego!

My very good friend Pennycumslut, along with her consort L, will be visiting the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego (address in the adult theater dB) this Saturday night 3/7/20 at 10pm to take in a couple of features in the theater(s). Pennycumslut loves a full theater experience while taking in a film, so why not join her?

As a friendly reminder of just how hot Pennycumslut is IRL, just take a peek at these images shot by The Good Doctor (click to ENLARGE the thumbnails):

Lastly, make sure to tell them "Doc sent me!"

You're welcome.

Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Box Score & Recap! Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago on 2/29/20!

Doc here, a man who some say cannot get the phrase "sticky buns" out of his head, with a recap from this past Saturday's amazing Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party at 15th Ave's Party Room in Chicago.

Folks, if you missed this party, you have my permission to start kicking yourself in the ass right now. In one word... It's was WILD!

Party Room Set for The Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party

Box Score:
M/F Couples: 34
Single Females: 5
Trans Girls: 3
Guys: Dozens and Dozens

We had 4 super sexy ladies competing in the Sexy Dance Contest, and all brought their T&A game!

1st Place: @beldisastro - A super sexy tall drink of water with red flame pasties, and serious MOVES!  She is a ROCK STAR, and we cannot wait to welcome her back in a couple of weeks for the St. Patty's Party!

2nd Place: Linda - One of the legendary ladies of 15th Ave, this Latin fireball showed off a brand new dance routine that was en fuego! 🔥🔥🔥

3rd Place: Bodi - Before I was even off the stage after introducing her, Bodi was displaying two fantastic reasons she rocks the stage!  Her energy is contagious!

4th Place: Gia - Gia rocked her long men's dress shirt, sunglasses, and knee socks in true Risky Business fashion. Super sexy and super adorable! 

We had several first timers to a Lizardo Saturday party, including a friend from Toledo (back in the glory days of the Westwood Theater), who brought his stunning blonde lady all the way from the Buckeye State for this event!  She wore a black outfit that was HOT!  I wish she had entered the Sexy Dance Contest!

Couple's Flash Report! Pennycumslut & Consort L Hit All Things Adult in Austin, TX (w/PICS!) in 10/2019

Doc here, a man who some say is credited with putting pickle ball back on the map in Upstate NY in the late 1990's. 

2019 was a big year for The Journal for many reasons: LJ's 10th Anniversary, huge parties in Chicago hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators, and many rising stars in this thing of ours. And one of those shooting stars is the smoking hot Pennycumslut!

On top of featuring in one of the hottest photo shoots I've shot, she really made a name for herself in the adult theater scene all across the west coast.  In late 2019, she and her terrific consort hit the road, and traveled to Austin TX for a first-time visit to ATS (All Things Adult), and they have a terrific store to tell, and pics to share with you. 

I suggest settling in, popping open a Fresca, and enjoy the words and images from my very good friend Pennycumslut!

Let's go!

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ATA "All Things Adult" in Austin, TX
9708 Reservoir Ct, Austin, TX 78754
October 24, 2019
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Hi Doc,

I'd been planning my trip to Texas for quite some time, and knew that I wanted to check out at least *something* in the local area as far as the adult theater scene. I'm no longer a complete newbie to this thing - having just passed my 1 year anniversary of being indoctrinated into all things sexy and wrong - but travelling to a new city and doing things with new strangers felt scarier, sexier and just kinda interesting...

We planned two trips to ATA during our visit (and had planned to visit Austin 6 as well, but ran out of time - ATX, we will be back at some point ;) ). If y'all don't know me, I'm a 30-something big-bootied redhead with a shy demeanor in new situations....although I've been described as sexually predatory at other times - who knows!

At any rate, new situations make me nervous, excited and hot.

A few days prior to travelling, we threw up a little bit of advertisement - looking for some attention to welcome us to Austin during a Friday night theater visit at ATA. (to clarify - I got it mixed up before we went and thought that ATA had a theater, but it is actually all booths. More on that later).

ATA
Austin, TX

We also planned on a visit for the night prior - Thursday - both to scope it out low-key, and to hook up with a hot local couple that we'd been chatting up for months prior.