Dispatches from Abroad: The Mysterious Maya Reaches Out with 2 HOT NEW PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has a soft spot for mysterious brunettes, with the latest edition of Dispatches from Abroad.

This series of reports would not be complete unless we heard from my good friend The Mysterious Maya! As one of The Journal's longest tenured female reporters, her submissions never disappoint in terms of scope and hardcore naughtiness! 

Let's see where she is right now, and what sexy adventure is ahead for her sexy self (plus her 2 new pics in this report)!

Take it away, The Mysterious Maya!

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Hello Doctor,

There are two adult theaters showing porn, with a varied clientele. Guys will try to find some relief, but no local woman would dare. Both prostitution and gays are legal there.

If we can actually fly overseas, we intend to go over to the Mediterranean coast of south Turkey this coming month of August. Its is a beautiful place, and we will stay on the beach (actually in a penthouse of a high rise), and have a car to drive around while visiting and having a great time.

This is the ancient province of Anatolia, and its ports that connected Rome with that part of the empire. The oldest sign of habitation is over 6,000 yrs ago. Turks are nice, the place is super clean friendly, excellent food, and nice walks on the strand too.

Turkey is secular and Muslim, which means conservative. Nobody is going to blink an eye should I walk in a bikini, as it's a main tourist beach destination. At the other end, the ladies sometimes do wear traditional garb, covering their hair, not their face. But.....I am a foreigner and a tourist.

The Mysterious Maya

One, Kent Sinemasi has activity in the end rows. The other, Class Sinemasi also has a dark basement for cruising. Not sure if that one is actually open. Idea is to send hubi in and then go myself, or not depending on what he gathers.

Kent Sinemasi
Antayla, Turkey

As matter of fact, I think of walking in wearing a bandeaux and mini skirt, or if hubi says its safe, the red ensemble; in both cases with black thigh highs. Then, once inside, take them off. Do you guys think it may create a stampede? What is a girl to do?....Submit and serve?

The Mysterious Maya

Over there it's not a problem to get propositioned by young guys all over the place, but somehow I do not quite like it. I suspect we girls who are into this thing of ours do have some common traits, like being an exhibitionist, loving to please and serve, a little bit of fear and risk perhaps?  Being a slut? I keep orgasming, and thoroughly enjoy being a public slut and letting go while I am being mounted. So what can I say?  

Breaking News! Circus Cinema in Denver Permanently Closed - 6/2020

Doc here, a man who some say can bench 3x his body weight in meatballs. 

As the country suffers through COVID-19 and the economic disaster that is 2020, the stress on all businesses is acute. And none more so than adult businesses. 

I received a note this morning from reporter Max Geo that Circus Cinemas in Denver, CO has closed permanently due to COVID-19.  

Circus Cinema - Now Closed
Denver, CO

Here is his report...

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Doc,

It saddens me to report that COVID has accomplished what Adams County and the City of Denver could not. The Circus Cinema is permanently closed and the building is about to be demolished. I have frequented this place since 1976. 

This is a sad day for this thing of ours in Denver.

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Doc here again... Circus Cinemas was part of the first wave of post-classic movie house adult theaters that was smaller in size, that was first seen in the late 1970's across the country.  Now, almost all adult businesses with an adult theater are formatted like the Circus Cinemas layout. 

I have asked Max for a "Memories of..." report about Circus Cinema, and hope he decides to take us down memory lane in the Denver scene.

Circus Cinemas... we hardly knew ye. 

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Dispatches from Abroad: Briana (@nwindiana) Checks In with 2 HOT NEW PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say knows a tall drink of water when he sees one, and today's special sexy guest personifies that moniker!

Welcome to #3 of "Dispatches from Abroad", a new series focused on some of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours and what they are up to right now.  The entries are coming in fast and furious, and this one will absolutely have you standing at attention!

The Lizardo Model KY Teletype Machine hummed to life over the weekend, and this cool update and HOT new pics popped out and into my lap.  This dispatch is from my good friend Briana (aka @nwindiana) and her best guy, who are regulars at the many Lizardo events I host at @15thAveAdult in Chicago.  She dominates the sexy dance contest when she enters; a stunning woman with super long legs and an athlete's body made for sin.

Here is what Briana and her guy have been up to...

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Hi Doc,

We've been laying low during this time here in northern Indiana. Definitely have been looking forward to seeing all the other naughty ladies and gentlemen. Been trying to work on tanlines for the sexy dance contest. Hopefully we'll see all you naughty perverts soon.

~B~

Briana
(Please Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

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Doc here again... Many, many thanks goes out to Briana and her guy for the spectacular new images and the update on their plans looking forward!  And speaking for all the naughty perverts out there, we cannot wait to see you too! Please keep the cards and pics coming!

Ladies and/or couples, do you have a "Dispatch from Abroad" ? If so, shoot your old friend in the white suit and aviators an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . In the e-mail, please submit:

• The location of your dispatch (be as specific or general as you wish)
• 3-5 Sexy new pics from your location (I can Photoshop to your specifications)
• A paragraph or two about what you are looking forward to once this thing of ours gets up and safely running again. 

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Dispatches from Abroad: A Bad Barbi Supplement!

Doc here, a man who some say knows six languages, four of which are no longer spoken. 

Everyone loves a bonus.  It's like a present. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy. Well Lizardos and Lizardettes, I have your bonus right here.

In the first "Dispatches from Abroad" we heard from our good friend Bad Barbi, who has been hanging in Europe for a few weeks now.  It seems like a solid plan on her and her guy's part, and one that I applaud. 

Late yesterday, the Lizardo KY Teletype Machine fired back up, and out came a supplement to Bad Barbi's dispatch.

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Waiting in Paris...

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Doc here again... Thank you Bad Barbi!  I hope you were not waiting too long.

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Dispatches from Abroad: That Quirky Girl Checks In from the Great White North (with 3 NEW PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say put full-contact bocce on the map during a stretch in the late 1980's.  His competitors called him Palle da Terrore.

Welcome to #2 in the new series "Dispatches from Abroad". This series will focus on some of the legendary ladies in this thing of ours, where they are at the moment, and their plans for the adult theater scene once it re-opens fully. 

Kids, I have a special surprise for you.  The Lizardo KY teletype Machine fired up early Friday evening with a communique from the Yukon Territory in NW Canada. Could it be?  

It can't be... 

Yes, the message was sent from a dog sled training outpost in Beaver Creek, authored by my good friend, the sextastic That Quirky Girl! And along with the dispatch were three brand new images of TQG during her downtime between training sessions with the dog sled team. 

And folks, she is looking FINE!

IMPORTANT: That Quirky Girl's report needs to be read with the following playing in the background for full effect. Trust me on this...

Take it away, That Quirky Girl!

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Dearest Doc,

Dog sled training wages on, with almost no end in sight. I embarked on 4-day trek to Beaver Creek, deep behind enemy lines, in order to send you the information you seek (what local religious leaders call immoral photographs) and reliable Canadian wi-fi. 

I have made new friends with the local townsfolk. A Frenchman by the name Sebastian St. Ferrier has caught my eye. A generous man who is good with his hands, and handles wood with expertise. This kind man has offered to make me my own gloryhole booth using knotty pine and some large screws. 

The arctic days are long and hard. The intense training has transformed me into a sleak, lithe, sexy riding machine. More flexible & hungry than ever.

While the dog team and the Iditarod are front and center, I long for the days at CVE in Gastonia, addressing the troops, & checking their weapons before firing.  

Before long, I'll be back in the arms of this thing of ours, surrounded by my kinky brothers & sisters. Dogging (a different kind) and adult theaters will once again be a colleague in arms.

Faithfully yours,
That Quirky Girl

That Quirky Girl
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Doc here again... As I wipe my eyes, I want to thank That Quirky Girl for her report from the Yukon Territory (4 days travel from Beaver Creek) and the sexy new pics of her sexy self!  You are missed here in the lower 48, and hopefully one day you'll return, sporting a toque and no bra. 

Ladies and/or couples, do you have a "Dispatch from Abroad" ? If so, shoot your old friend in the white suit and aviators an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . In the e-mail, please submit:

• The location of your dispatch (be as specific or general as you wish)
• 3-5 Sexy new pics from your location (I can Photoshop to your specifications)
• A paragraph or two about what you are looking forward to once this thing of ours gets up and safely running again. 

This will be a fun series... Why not jump in on the fun!

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Field Report! Mack Stud Reports on the Lexington and Louisville KY Scene!

Doc here, a man who some say talked to that guy about that thing, and that thing was taken care of. 

Field Reporter Mack Stud has checked in with your old friend in the white suit, aviators, and face mask, and has submitted an overview of the scene in Lexington and Louisville KY.  Let's see what Mack has to say...

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Dr. Lizardo,

Two brief reports for you, sir.

I visited Lexington, KY and its 2004 Theater on a recent Sunday afternoon. Things seem a bit different than the last report you have listed from 2017. This is located right off the circle freeway and pretty much next to a McDonalds in an upscale neighborhood, instead of the usual spots out in the boonies or by an industrial complex, but there is parking in the back. 

Dispatches from Abroad: Bad Barbi Checks In with The Good Doctor (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say knows the value in using both hands instead of just one. 

The Good Doctor would like to welcome you to a new feature here at The Journal: "Dispatches from Abroad". In this series, I'll bring you updates and check-ins from some of our favorite couples and single females in this thing of ours, from their location (both exotic and/or domestic). 

The Lizardo Model KY Teletype Machine fired up this morning, and the first displatch was printed and decoded. In this, our first dispatch in this feature, I would like to welcome back the awesome Bad Barbi!  

Lizardo Teletype Model KY

The last we heard from Bad Barbi (and her guy), they were quarantining safely at home, biding their time until they could be busted free. 2019 and early 2020 was very busy for Bad Barbi, as she turned the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on it's ear multiple times. 

But where is Bad Barbi now?  Let's find out, shall we?

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Hi Doc,

Just checking in with you from Europe!  We wanted to get away for the summer, and we are enjoying the change of pace here. 

Bad Barbi is planning to return to San Diego in the late summer or early fall, and visits to Barnett Ave. and Jolar are in the cards.  We may also visit a few other cities (maybe Denver or Phoenix), but we'd like to hear other city suggestions from your readers. They can reach out to us @BadBarbi on Fetlife . 

In the meantime, here are 3 new-ish pics of the bad girl herself (click to ENLARGE thumbnails):

Couple's Flash Report! A Warning Report from Pennycumslut Regarding Taboo (White Center) in Seattle (with PIC)!

Doc here, a man who some say once dominated the world of tractor pulls for 3 short years in the late 1980's. The locals called him El Gran Tirador.

Lizardos & Lizardettes, not every report found on this Journal of Adult Theaters is positive and rosey. While everyone wishes that everything in this thing of ours is humming along smoothly, there are hot spots where this is not the case.

Case in point is this warning report from my good friend, the awesome Pennycumslut. The situation outlined by her took place pre-pandemic, in March of this year.  The location is Taboo (White Center), in Seattle. 

Please take note of this cautionary tale. 

Take it away, Pennycumslut!

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Taboo
9813 16th Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98106, United States

Hi Doc,

Taboo in White Center (Seattle) used to be one of my favorite places to visit. I was introduced to it by my original theater guide who lived nearby and it holds memories of very good low key visits that were playful and fun as well as busy on-the-tile-floor dirty visits...I have a lot of good stories I could share, but I thought it was prudent to share this warning first.

Recently, after a visit to Taboo, I was contacted to let me know that law enforcement were on premises immediately following my visit there. Within a few weeks of that, I spoke with two other male-female couples with similar experiences, as well as received messages letting me know that individuals had been there when similar incidents happened on multiple occasions despite there being no women there.

Couple's Flash Report! CoupleOH Hits The Road (& The Park) with 6 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has had 3 different tomato varieties named after him (Saucy Paesan, Meaty Puppet, & Bulbous Plum). 

As we navigate through these tough times nationally, The Good Doctor thinks it is a good idea to take a break and enjoy a Couple's Flash Report from one of the newest contributors to The Journal in CoupleOH. 

CoupleOH ventured out into the great outdoors, got some fresh air, and squeezed in a photo shoot that came out pretty great!  

Please welcome back to The Journal the super sexy CoupleOH!

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Hi Doc,

Happy March 94th (or June 2nd to you non-quarantined, where ever you may be)!!! Mrs CoupleOH was feeling a bit frisky, and we had an empty house, so we decided to hit the road and find a place for some public fun!!

Unfortunately, many of the metro parks had families there, and she’s not a big fan of getting exposure in the arrest reports 😲.

Mrs. CoupleOH

So, we drove around a bit trying to find a place that only had a few cars. Lucked out, finding one on a side road that only had 2 other cars there!! We parked and moseyed our way in to the woods.

Mrs. CoupleOH

Our first stop was along a little pond with a lot of croaking frogs. Some sounded like men talking, at times, making it even more fun and risqué!! She did several stops and poses back there, and he enjoyed taking every picture.

Mrs. CoupleOH

Then, as we were leaving, he saw a little historical marker on a stone wall, literally 8’ off the road. With a little convincing, and maybe (ok, not maybe) some begging, he convinced her to do some pics. She was a bit coy at first, but she really surprised him by taking her top completely off, and showing off her absolutely amazing chest!! Two cars drove by, just as she was jumping back in the car, little did they know what fun they could have had.

Flash Report! JaxBchBum Sprays the Field in Houston in February 2020!

Doc here, a man who some say was once credited as putting the "broken professor" style on the map, with a visit from an old friend reporting from an under-reported area.

As one of the old guard (and one of the original 5 Journal reporters), senior scribe JaxBchBum always brings a great mix of setting the scene at an adult theater, and a blow-by-blow account of the proceedings.  This report is no different, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Right before the world turned in Soylent Green in March, JaxBchBum hit Houston, TX for a little mid-week R&R, and has filed the following report.  It has an old school set-up and payoff, and one I think you'll enjoy!

Welcome back to The Journal, our old friend, JaxBchBum!

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Doc,

It had been at least 15 years since I visited Houston TX, so I was curious to see how the adult theater scene and all the activity we all enjoy so much had changed. I had read JPT's report from his weekend visit to Pinks a/k/a 24 Hour Discount Video and was hoping for a similar experience, but since my visit was going to be on a weeknight I knew the odds were slimmer. 

24 Hour Video (aka Pinks)
Houston, TX

JPT did an excellent job of painting a description of Pinks with its various rooms. I met who I believe to be the owner, Mike, at the front desk, and he was as friendly as could be in explaining the rules of the place. Pinks is kept pretty clean and furniture (primarily couches) is in good shape for the most part. I would give the video quality in the lounge and two "rooms" a B- as the large rear projection screens provide faded and somewhat blurry pictures. High-res porn is played on smaller monitors which when viewed from seating across the room are even smaller. 

I stayed for about 3 hours and didn't see any couples come in but recognize it was a cold, rainy weeknight. Better luck next time, I hope.

The next night I ventured over to Executive Video. Nice ABS with large retail space with clothing, toys, creams, etc. No arcade booths, just the theater. Store is open 7/24 but the clerk told me the theater is closed about 5:00 a.m. each morning for cleaning. Admission to theater is $10 for singles and $15 for couples. 

Executive Adult Video
Houston, TX

You enter the theater through a short hallway off the retail store and come out on the front right of the theater. HUGE projection on the front wall and the video quality is excellent. Seating configuration is stadium seating style of 8 rows with about 14 seats per row. Chairs are molded plastic affixed to bench rails. The only negative about the seats is that the backs are only half the normal seat back height and if you lean too much against them, they flex backwards. The advantage is they provide great viewing angles for action taking place in the rows in front or behind you.

When I arrived there were about 10 guys seated on the back two rows. I crossed over and went up and sat on the end seat of the back row so I could get a good vantage point. For the first hour, nothing happened with a couple of the guys stroking and two guys taking turns sucking each other off. Shortly thereafter, a couple came in and first sat down on the second row from the front of the theater!