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Update! Tito's-n-Soda and Milkman2484 Get to the Bottom of the New Ownership of The Westwood Theater in Toledo, OH

Doc here, a man who some say put full-contact croquet on the map in the mid-1980's, with an update to Mr. Glass' report from this morning regarding the future of the Westwood Theater in Toledo, Ohio by first time contributors Tito's-n-Soda and Milkman2484.

The news my friends is not encouraging to card carrying members in this thing of ours. 

Firstly, take it away Tito's-n-Soda!

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My Good Doctor,

I noticed your post on the Twitter-webs that one of my favorite old haunts in the Glass City was purchased and pending a re-birth.  What great news that would be!  But alas, I think the Craigslist rumor mill has dashed some hopes once again.  

The Westwood Theater in Happier Times, 2012

A quick search on the Lucas Co. auditors site shows that the good ole Westwood Theater was sold at the end of October 2020.  But the purchaser is one "Overseer of Westwood Cathedral of Word and Worship".  

Lucas County Auditors Record for 1602 West Sylvania Ave., Toledo OH

I remember having several heavenly experiences at the Westwood of old in the past.  But I won't get too excited about a Westwood return to glory with the new ownership.  

I'll raise a glass in hopes that I'm wrong but until then... 

Cheers, 

Tito's-n-Soda 

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In a similar vein, Milkman2484 sent along the following as well:

Good Dr. Emilio, 

With my limited skills at searching I did happen to find the Lucas County Auditors website, and it does indeed say the property was sold on Oct 27 2020. But from the name of the new listed owner on the site, it may not be good news.  The new listed owner is "Overseer of Westwood Cathedral of Word and Worship".  

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Doc here once again... Many thanks for a great first time field reports (and property record sleuthing) from Tito's-n-Soda and Milkman2484.  Well done gents!  

So kids, if one can assume by the namesake of the new owners, the next event at the former Westwood Theater is more likely to be an exorcism than a sexy theme party showing XXX fare in a classic adult theater. I have lost count on the number of post-mortems I have written for The Westwood, but this final chapter seems pretty definite.

As some of you may remember, I did a lot of work with the former owners as the Westwood was being renovated and upgraded back in 2012 and 2013.  I photographed the interior of this great old theater on many occasions, and she was pretty photogenic. I'll miss her. 

The Westwood Theater in 2012, Toledo Ohio

Thank you to everyone who jumped on my info request on Twitter and on The Journal, as we tried to get to the bottom of the sale!

We lost two great classic adult theaters this year: The Westwood and The Oregon Theater in Portland. The suckage that 2020 has wrought has been cruel. 

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Breaking News! Mr. Glass: Is Something Afoot at the Westwood Theater in Toledo, OH?

Doc here, a man who some say spent the majority of Doctober relishing the taste sensations of 4 new meatball recipes, of which 3 are keepers. 

Over the weekend, the Lizardo Model KY Teletype Machine powered up and spit out a quick report from the front lines in Toledo, Ohio from senior Journal scribe Mr. Glass. 

Lizardo Model KY

The Good Doctor needed to read this quick dispatch twice, as my eyes were possibly deceiving your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Upon the re-read, what I first read was accurate.

Here is the quick note from Mr. Glass:

Hi Doc,

 

Mr. Glass. Cannot confirm at this time but if I hear anything I will let you know.

https://toledo.craigslist.org/mis/d/toledo-westwood-again/7223135274.html

Via an anonymous post on Craigslist, the post claims that the Westwood Theater in Toledo was sold and will re-open soon. I have not seen any other information confirming this anywhere (including Fetlife).

Westwood Theater,  2012

So Lizardos and Lizardettes, if anyone can confirm the above and provide some details on the new ownership (hopefully), that would be greatly appreciated. 

You can contact me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com , and I will happily get the your findings out.

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: 20,000 Leagues Under a Lake in Minnesota (w/Pics)

Doc here, a man who some say that from a distance, looks like an Italian lighthouse keeper.

How was your summer, everyone?  I spent most of mine in a beekeepers outfit while grocery shopping. 

Someone near and dear to your old friend in the white suit and aviators had a fantastic summer vacation adventure. Sun, water, fishing, and unsubstantiated rumors of pole dancing. Yes, that vacationer was that former fly girl, my good friend the lovely Twistingly.

Let's start off with the theme song for this report...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from this Wisconsin port, aboard a tiny ship
The captain was a little brunette, a skipper brave and sure
A solo adventure set sail that day, on a three-hour tour
A three-hour tour

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of Twistingly, the 'Lil Donger would be lost
The 'Lil Donger would be lost

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted mansion's isle
With Twistingly, her curly 'do
The millionaire and his beach
This little nugget, a narwhal suit
Here on Twistingly's Isle

Doc,

Last month, my seven day vacation was spent on a small island in the Great Lake Minnetonka. 

Lake Minnetonka

On the last day, returning to civilization, I loaded the boat with my belongings and set sail (motor?). Twenty yards from dock, the engine screamed and seized. With no emergency oars and my calls for assist going unanswered, I floated for more than an hour before finally coming to shore on the private beach of a very nice multi-million dollar home. 

The 'Lil Donger

Looking for the front door, I walked barefoot, frizzy haired, and wet around the gigantic home (no security cameras?!?). Eventually, I was given an opportunity to explain to the homeowner how I came to be in his backyard. While understanding (and good looking!), he did not offer assistance, so I trekked the two miles to my car, came back for my belongings, and promised the homeowner someone would collect the tin can I left tied to his tree. 

I’d like to think somebody has.

~T~

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Doc here again... There is a reason Twistingly's middle name is Danger (not Donger - that's the boat). One part narwhal, one part MacGyver, she turned an unfortunate scenario into a great story for us to enjoy.

Next time Lake Minnetonkans, pick up her distress call. She may toss you a craft beer to thank you.

Make sure to follow Twistingly on Twitter.

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Dispatches From Abroad: A Cross Country Trek and a Visit to CVE in Gastonia, NC from That Quirky Girl in July, 2020! (w/NEW PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say put the "can" in cannoli tossing, a favorite Italian picnic activity popularized in the ABC After School Special "The Boy with the Mustache in 7th Grade". 

One recent night in The Good Doctor's underground lair, nestled inside Lizardo Manor (located deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college), a scratchy short wave radio transmission was captured and recorded. The following is as close of a transcript that we (Barky Lizardo & myself) could translate:

*begin transmission*

Doc, can you hear me? Doc? Between the barking sled dogs and the sketchy transmission lines, I hope this message penetrates your airspace. 

This is That Quirky Girl, checking in from Beaver Creek, buried balls-deep inside The Yukon. While dog sled training continues, I feel the burning need to head back to the Tarheel State for upgraded electronic gear and a rendezvous (and by rendezvous, I mean a non-stop fuck fest) with Agent SSF. 

Theaters may be involved. Nudity will be involved. Body fluids most definitely will be involved.

*end transmission* 

I recognized the voice, and this was undoubtedly That Quirky Girl. Her unmistakable sexy Carolina accent, combined with the barking of huskies in the background, validated that was indeed this adult theater legend. She was on the move east, and this potentially could be a taste of old times at CVE in Gastonia, NC. 

And then it happened...

A Dispatch From Abroad hit my in-box, along with new images of That Quirky Girl.  A report so good that it will tickle your ass and potentially dehydrate you. You've been warned. 

Please welcome back to The Journal, my good friend (and part-time tai chi instructor) That Quirky Girl!

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Hi Doc,

That Quirky Girl here checking in and reporting on a recent visit to my old stomping grounds.

How did this all come about you ask? Well, Dear Lizardos and Lizardettes, grab a seat and your reading glasses and I’ll explain.

After making multiple trips to Beaver Creek for use of their reliable and sufficient  WiFi (and to stock up on some Alaskan Amber beer). I decided that I had seen one too many bears at the local bar....and not the Grizzly or Polar variety. The time had come for me to make a trek to purchase a lightweight satellite terminal.... oh and the good NC beer!

As I was planning this trip I realized I was in much need to something besides  WiFi and good beer. I was due for a different kind of marathon than the one I’ve been training.... and there is only one person who can fill that request.... did you guess it... that would be none other than SSF (that stands for Super Secret Friend for those who are new to my reports). A quick call on the Sat phone and it was all arranged.

Home Stretch! The Art Cinema Needs Your Help! Please Donate to The Art's GoFundMe!

Doc here... The mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT is in it's final push for funding to complete their new required fire alarm system upgrade, and this is where I need you to please help out if possible!

The theater has been closed for almost 18 months now, but is on the verge of it's long awaited re-opening, pending the OK from the town after the alarm system is in. 

First of all, the Art Cinema's GoFundMe page is  https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-the-art-cinema-organization . Please donate a little or a lot.  I have, and hopefully you will too!

Ernie and his great team (including project manager CTDave) have put countless hours into upgrading all elements of the theater while working through the alarm system project, and they cannot wait to show you the new Art Cinema! I've seen a sneak peek of the new elements, and you are going to like what you see!

However, to get to that point, they need the remaining $7,200 to finish paying for the alarm system (which has been a huge undertaking).  And this is where you can help be part of saving the last major classic adult theater in the northeast

Please help donating via the Art Cinema's GoFundMe at https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-the-art-cinema-organization , and tell them Doc sent you!

Thank you for helping out this important project!

-Doc

Dispatches from Abroad: 4th of July Special! The Lovely A & Mister L (w/4 New HOT Pics AND New Video!)

Doc here, a man who some say once spent time at a county fair being that "Uncle Sam on Stilts" guy during our nation's birthday.  

Happy 4th of July Lizardos & Lizardettes!  Welcome to a special holiday edition of Dispatches from Abroad! In a normal year, this holiday would be celebrated with a Lizardo event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, with fireworks inside and out.

This year is different. This year, we must endeavor to find our fireworks in different places. 

What is to follow is the slice of hope we all need right now.  And hope is found in the incredible forms of my good friends The Lovely A and her guy, Journal associate editor Mister L!

What if I told you this year's fireworks display was The Lovely A in a sexy cheerleader outfit? And what if I told you that your eyeballs will be blessed with both high resolution pics and HD video?

You're welcome.

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the fireworks (and grand finale video) from The Lovely A and voiceover by Mister L !

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Hey Doc! Hope you’re staying safe and sane during this crazy quarantine.

All of us have fantasies, am I right? And every red-blooded American man has – at one point or another – had a cheerleader fantasy. Fortunate is the guy who has a partner willing to indulge that desire, and I consider myself pretty damn lucky.

The Lovely A and I decided to go as “jock and cheerleader” to a Halloween party at a swingers club a few years ago. We picked her out an outfit online, and when it arrived it was nearly perfect. Just had to cut out the built-in panties from the skirt. Hehe.

The Lovely A

Once we got arrived, all eyes immediately focused on her. Her top was bulging from her large breasts and the skirt barely covered her delicious butt. We hung around in the crowd for an hour or so, talking to a few folks. But we couldn’t really drum up any interest. The vibe in those clubs is a lot different than you experience at places like 15th Avenue.

The place had a dance floor with a few poles, and above was a cage that hung down from the second floor. Ten or so couples were dancing, but we wanted to enjoy a different kind of fun. We made our way up stairs and wandered through the various rooms. There was lots of play going on, but no one appeared to want company.

The Lovely A

Dispatches from Abroad: The Awesome Linda in Chicago Touches Them All (w/3 NEW Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say was a background dancer in the 1984 movie classic, "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo". He was easy to spot on screen with his neon green silk shirt and matching bandana. 

Welcome back to "Dispatches from Abroad", a limited series of reports from some of the legendary ladies from this thing of ours. This series has been super popular with you, the good readers of The Journal, so thank you!

In today's dispatch, we hear from one of my personal favorites from the Lizardo events at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, the Awesome Linda!  If you have never seen her at one of my events, you have missed out big time.  Her sexy outfits are always amazing (two of my favorites were the sexy nun and the naughty schoolgirl), and her non-stop energy on stage is undeniable! 

Linda has also been known to socialize with a certain T-Rex at some parties, going as far as to don a T-Rex head while working the pole!  This T-Rex never went extinct!

Without further ado, please welcome this Dispatch from Abroad (and new pics) from the Awesome Linda!

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Hi Doc!  

Life at home has been relatively uneventful since the pandemic hit.  Work, on the other hand, is a different story.  I've been busy picking up extra shifts, and though I have been handling an increased number of packages, they don't give me the same "tingling" sensation as the packages I  see at your awesome parties!   

The Awesome Linda

I really miss the sexy dance contest and can't wait to share the stage with that sexy overgrown lizard!  🦖

We shall see you soon.

~Linda~

Flash Report! JaxBchBum on 74 Video in Gastonia, NC!

Doc here, a man who some say put trampoline tai-chi on the map, with a detailed report from our good friend and one of the original reporters here at The Journal, JaxBchBum!

His travels took him to 74 Video in Gastonia, NC, and this is his report!

Take it away, sir!

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Doc,

Well COVID has certainly impacted this thing of ours with the closure of the adult theaters all over the country. Starting to see some of them in various states open back up although seems like folks are still being quite wary - and justifiably so.

I had to make a business trip up to Charlotte by car so I had a chance to stop by 74 Video in Gastonia, NC to see if it had reopened and what changes had been made to COVID restrictions. 

Arrived mid-week about 1 pm to a couple of cars in the fenced parking lot. Went inside wearing my mask (clerk was not) and paid my $10 admission. Went through the door off the lobby and immediately realized a major remodeling/reconfiguration had taken place during their closure. 

Dispatches from Abroad: The Mysterious Maya Reaches Out with 2 HOT NEW PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has a soft spot for mysterious brunettes, with the latest edition of Dispatches from Abroad.

This series of reports would not be complete unless we heard from my good friend The Mysterious Maya! As one of The Journal's longest tenured female reporters, her submissions never disappoint in terms of scope and hardcore naughtiness! 

Let's see where she is right now, and what sexy adventure is ahead for her sexy self (plus her 2 new pics in this report)!

Take it away, The Mysterious Maya!

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Hello Doctor,

There are two adult theaters showing porn, with a varied clientele. Guys will try to find some relief, but no local woman would dare. Both prostitution and gays are legal there.

If we can actually fly overseas, we intend to go over to the Mediterranean coast of south Turkey this coming month of August. Its is a beautiful place, and we will stay on the beach (actually in a penthouse of a high rise), and have a car to drive around while visiting and having a great time.

This is the ancient province of Anatolia, and its ports that connected Rome with that part of the empire. The oldest sign of habitation is over 6,000 yrs ago. Turks are nice, the place is super clean friendly, excellent food, and nice walks on the strand too.

Turkey is secular and Muslim, which means conservative. Nobody is going to blink an eye should I walk in a bikini, as it's a main tourist beach destination. At the other end, the ladies sometimes do wear traditional garb, covering their hair, not their face. But.....I am a foreigner and a tourist.

The Mysterious Maya

One, Kent Sinemasi has activity in the end rows. The other, Class Sinemasi also has a dark basement for cruising. Not sure if that one is actually open. Idea is to send hubi in and then go myself, or not depending on what he gathers.

Kent Sinemasi
Antayla, Turkey

As matter of fact, I think of walking in wearing a bandeaux and mini skirt, or if hubi says its safe, the red ensemble; in both cases with black thigh highs. Then, once inside, take them off. Do you guys think it may create a stampede? What is a girl to do?....Submit and serve?

The Mysterious Maya

Over there it's not a problem to get propositioned by young guys all over the place, but somehow I do not quite like it. I suspect we girls who are into this thing of ours do have some common traits, like being an exhibitionist, loving to please and serve, a little bit of fear and risk perhaps?  Being a slut? I keep orgasming, and thoroughly enjoy being a public slut and letting go while I am being mounted. So what can I say?