Thursday, February 24, 2022

UPDATED with 5 NEW PICS! Couple's Flash Report! The Kinky Ontario Couple Hit Fantasyland in Tampa, FL in February 2022!

Doc here, a man who some say was once an official pitchman for Canadian Tire, a retailer so unique that they needed a unique voice to represent it. 

Reports from Florida always bring a smile to my face, and since this one is from my good friends The Kinky Ontario Couple, my smile is even wider!  Mrs. KOC is a force of nature in an adult theater, so the legend goes. I've seen it with my own peepers. So, this great report is right on brand for the lovely Mrs. KOC!

Take it away, kids!

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Hi Doc,

The borders are finally open, we’re fully vaccinated, we’re way beyond overdue for a vacation! And lucky readers that means you get a report from Mr and Mrs Kinky! 💋💋 Cum and read about a hot Saturday night on our vacation in Florida this year, when we just had to indulge ourselves in “this thing of ours” and visit an establishment we’ve wanted to go to for some time. An establishment that was filled with eager men who definitely did not disappoint!! Fantasyland, in Tampa Bay, Florida.


Mrs. KOC at Fantasyland 1, Tampa FL

We pulled into the parking lot, greeted by that familiar and famous sign. So many cars were already there, looked like a busy Saturday night. As we got out of the car, I was already starting to feel the same old butterflies of excitement 😈😈. We walked in and Mr Kinky purchased our entry passes and we met a fantastic young man, Mr S, who became our guide and doorman for the evening. Mr S gave us a tour of the Fantasyland rooms, and after finding the the gloryholes, ducked into one of them and changed into a more sexy dress for the night. When I came out, the wall was lined with a dozen or more men waiting. We made our way to the big viewing room.

Mrs. Kinky Ontario Couple

The hallway to the big viewing room was lined with smaller private rooms with beds with leather mattresses. When we got to the main room I was surrounded by a circle of men and one behind me told me to bend over, so being the good little slut that I am, I did.

I felt a good hard cock shove deep in my waiting pussy. I had another hard cock waiting right by my mouth and I started sucking on it. I could hear guys commenting and stroking while waiting for their turn, feeling their hands on my body.

After a while we moved over into the fishbowl room where we could control the crowd a little better and it would be more comfortable for everyone. After entertaining and fucking four guys, all who came inside me, filled my pussy, it was time for some fresh air and a stretch of the legs (doggy style gets hard on the knees after a while, but fuck I love it!).
Mrs. KOC
So we walked around a bit and moved to the room at the end/beginning of the hall. Mr S worked the door for us and was thanked 😈😈 multiple times (he was delicious)💋. Mr Kinky keeping an ever watchful eye on everyone and everything, keeping the situation safe for me so I can enjoy as many cocks as I can. Another few well endowed men, being sucked and fucked, some emptying their loads into my waiting pussy, some using condoms, I needed a cool off break. The rooms were getting so hot. We walked around inside a bit more, enjoying the porn being played and watching the guys stroking their cocks.

Finally sat down on the couches at the back of the theatre and helped a guy stroke his cock for a few minutes. He then leaned over and said I want to fuck you, so I more than happily obliged him and got up and leaned over the arm of the couch for him. He started fucking me hard and then he came on me. Another fellow slid under me and I started to suck his cock for him till he came in my mouth and I swallowed.
Mrs. KOC
I felt fingers in my pussy and that pounding feeling that makes my knees go week, and all of a sudden that rush of fluid, someone had me squirting everywhere. I heard laughing and felt guys rubbing it on my legs. He kept going and I kept squirting. I had to beg him to please stop. I was going to collapse. When I turned around to thank him, he had a huge smile on his face and asked if he could fuck me and fill my pussy, and I said omg yes!!! Please!! 
Mrs. KOC

When we were done one of the guys was nice enough to grab paper towels to clean up all the fluid. I’m sure there was a new man made lake there. After a brief bathroom cleanup and hydration break, we went back into the fishbowl room for our last group of men for the evening. More fantastic cocks and some loads in my pussy, some not 😈😈, and then a final thank you to our new friend Mr S, we decided to call it a night since we had a long drive back to our accommodations.

It was truly a fantastic evening. And we really can’t wait to get back to Fantasyland and experience the other rooms and gloryholes!! 😈😈.

Till next time…

Keep it Kinky 💋💋

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Doc here once again... What did I tell you?  Mrs. KOC is a force of nature in this thing of ours! Thank you so much for the report, and keep the cards and letters coming in!

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on the Twitter machine

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Couple's Flash Report! The Awesome Pennycumslut Hits Adults Only Video in Bremerton, WA in September 2019 / February 2020 (w/HOT New Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say coached one season of collegiate women's synchronized swimming in upstate NY. The university eventually caught on that some of the team's go-to moves were "unnatural" and "overtly obscene", and that I may have been the wrong guy for the job.

I disagreed. Attendance was at record levels at the Jimmy B's Beef on Weck Arena, and merch sales were unusually strong. 

Well Lizardos & Lizardettes, The Good Doctor has quite the treat for you this Sunday... A brand new Flash Report from my good friend, the super sexy Pennycumslut

Penny and her partner in crime, L, ventured to Bremerton, Washington's Adults Only arcade and adult theater in September of 2019 and follow-up visit in February 2020.

Please welcome back to The Journal, the awesome Pennycumslut!

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Adults Only Bremerton (AOB)

317 N Callow Ave, Bremerton, WA

(September 2019/February 2020)

Adults Only - Bremerton, WA

Hi Doc,

I've been pursuing my photo archives and thinking of dirty future plans, and came across my visits to Adults Only in Bremerton, WA in late 2019 and early 2020; pre-pandemic... and couldn't help but think it was a good time to tell you a little bit about it before I make it back ;)

Before I had the chance to check it out myself I'd heard it mentioned only a bit; it's a little bit of a trek from Seattle proper but I do love ferry boats and an overnight trip somewhere sexy always sounds good to me.  When I had the opportunity to plan a little visit I was very excited (and a bit nervous!) to check it out.

After a busy day in Seattle with a little visit to some downtown theaters, L and I hopped on the ferry in the later evening and headed to Bremerton.  We got all checked in at our airbnb.  I'd thoughtfully given the heads up on social media that we would be checking out the theater, and we didn't have a whole lot of time to spare so I quickly changed into theater-suitable attire...a fishnet body stocking, a little black dress and nothing much else...hair loose and down my back, I pulled on a leather jacket to stay warm-enough.

AOB is located in the middle of a regular old retail-centric street.  It's a standalone building that is super non-descript when you pull up...we weren't sure we were at the right place when we first arrived, and parked at the side of the building with very little activity in the lot.  A peek around showed us that we should enter in the back and that's also where we found a busy parking lot ;)

We attracted a bit of attention right away, walking into the store.  The typical ABS retail with the cashier/counter immediately inside the door on the left, an ATM and bathroom on the right and racks of the usual porn and other goodies.  

We slipped into the arcade, which is located at the back right of the shop and wandered through, glancing at big booths (10) and nice looking gloryholes...then got admission to the theater.  I believe it was $12 with in and out privileges (and the booths are the somewhat norm of $1/3 min) and the staff was friendly.

As soon as we stepped into the theater (marked door at the back left side of the store) - well, that's where all the guys were.  

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party at the 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago! Saturday February 26th, 2022 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc! The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar!

Doc here...

Please join us for the FIRST Secret Room Party of 2022 at the 15th Ave. Party Room, 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL!

The Secret Room 2125: Risky Business Party on Saturday February 26th, 2022 from 8pm til 1am! Hosted by your old friend from The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Who's Coming?
Fetlife Event Announcement: https://fetlife.com/events/1064598

Our Sexy Dance Contest returns! Great Prizes for 1-2-3 place!

Important Info:

Secret Room 2125 Parties WELCOME EVERYONE!
Unlimited Seating!
Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples w/Admission!
Party Room Only Event.
Temperatures will be taken at the door.
BYOB Bar
The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar!
The Amazing Liz!

Age 21+ and ID is Required.

Dress Code:
Ladies: White Men's Dress Shirt and White Socks (or Dress to Impress)
Guys: Dress to Impress

Admission:
M/F Couples: Only $20
Single Guys: $45
Single Females: $15
Trans Girls: $15
Cash Only Please.

Don't miss your first chance to party deep inside the Secret Room 2125 for 2022!

More Info: www.15thavetheater.com

Thanks,
Doc

First Adult Theater Party of 2022! Valentines Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 2/12/22 at 8pm!

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Saturday, January 1, 2022

Happy New Year 2022! Celebrate with Pennycumslut and her December Seattle Visits w/9 Brand New Pics & a Great Report!

Doc here, a man who some say made an omerta (blood oath to the non-Italians out there) to his Twitter Followers. The promise was if he was able to get to 8,900 Followers by the time the New Year hit, something sexy was coming as way to thank everyone for hitting that goal.

Thank you for hitting that goal!  Your reward has arrived, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

My good friend, the super sexy & super naughty Pennycumslut has returned with a penetrating Flash Report, along with 9 brand new pics to illustrate the report! Her girlfriend R was riding shotgun for this adventure as well!

Before we pop open a Fresca and dive into the report, please make sure you Follow the lovely Pennycumslut on Twitter and Fetlife (links below).  Penny is awesome!

Here we go!

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Hi Doc,

A little bit delayed but I did promise to finish my story of revisiting Seattle theaters last month.  I had the opportunity to pop into a few of them and I have to say...I can't wait to head back and do my "usual" thing... (I'm definitely picturing plastic lawn chairs, folding metal chairs and dirty floors and an absolute feeling of being surrounded....but I digress).

Besides my two trips to Airport Video in Everett that I already told you about, my girlfriend and I headed south down memory lane and made appearances at Video Videos, Murder Basement (err... Hollywood Erotic Boutique) and APV in Des Moines.  

We headed out late morning on a rainy day; myself in a cute little dress and a leather jacket and my company was dressed a bit riskier in fishnets and a long sweater that barely covered her booty, plus a big leather collar.  We picked up some tacos and hit the road.  
Video Videos - Seattle WA
R had never been to Video Videos before, and it's a funny one to explain; plus I didn't really know if it would still be the same.  I described it to her as small, dark, and usually not too busy. 

When we pulled up, the cat hotel next door seemed busier but we walked in and walked through the small retail section of porn, before approaching the desk and getting the ok to enter the theater.

Video Videos is fairly simple: one small retail room boasting a lot of magazines and DVDs.  A small counter and an eccentric clerk.  There's a door near the cashier; entering directly into a small dark room with a few chairs and a padded bench.  There's three rooms stacked together but they're separated only by walls that create partitions.  It's always dark in there.  I've never paid attention to the porn...and there's a gloryhole on one of the wall partitions (between the middle and back "rooms"). 
Pennycumslut at Video Videos
It was pretty much the same as the last time I'd been.

So we walked into darkness.  When I say dark...it's almost disorienting until your eyes adjust.  We briskly walked through the three sections, finding one guy in the back by himself, and then I turned on my phone flashlight while we walked back to the front room, because I felt a little creeped out by the idea of not being able to tell if anyone was there :)
R at Video Videos
No one else was present and we found ourselves making out a little in the front and bold enough to take a few photos.  I put R up on the padded bench, legs spread and exposed while she got turned on thinking about someone walking in and nervous at her feeling of exposure.  We didn't stay too long but left a little more excited than when we'd walked in...

Hollywood Erotic Boutique, HEB, AKA Murder Basement) was like coming home.... we were charged admission, which I'd never been there before, and used the spectacularly dirty bathroom before heading down the back stairs into the basement.
Hollywood Erotic Boutique - Seattle
The layout was the same as before, but with many less chairs.  Several big rooms, loud porn on the TV, metal folding chairs that scrape on the concrete floor.
HEB - Admission
We slipped through each of the rooms, finding two men having a fun time together in the gay theater, and a single guy in the room I always wind up in.  We sat ourselves in the back of that room, fooling around.  When the guy wandered over and took a seat very near to us, R became very nervous and very, very turned on.  I murmured in her ear and she played with herself, looking at him while she gave herself an orgasm.  
HEB/Murder Basement Seating Design
We later wandered into one of the other rooms and put on a bit of a show for the guy - who followed us - and laughed quietly when we took a selfie and he got very excited trying to get himself into the background of it while working his dick.
Pennycumslut @ HEB
We took a short break and got some coffee after that, and then headed South to Des Moines.

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Freeze Frame! A Few Presents to Unwrap from The Journal & Mrs. HD Couple!

Doc here, a man who some say knows a great Christmas present when he sees one!


It's the giving season, Lizardos & Lizardettes. You can have your air fryers, scarfs, gloves, socks, and gift cards. The Good Doctor, along with my very good friend Mrs. HD Couple, have something better for you.

The gift of Christmas hotness!  Mrs. HD Couple is looking smoking hot this holiday!  Also, please make sure you follow her on the Twitter machine HERE

Friday, December 24, 2021

A Christmas Eve Tradition Like No Other! The Journal HQ Hanging of The Wreath of Khan!

Doc here, a man who some say once co-starred in the Hallmark Channel's 1998 Christmas movie, "Santa's North Pole" (also known in some countries outside the US as "Who Stole Santa's Pants?"). While no longer shown on the Hallmark Channel, it can be still seen on a few sketchy UHF stations very late at night. 

Ah, Christmas Eve. A big day here at Journal of Adult Theaters HQ, where the entire Lizardo extended family gathers round the front door to hang The Wreath of Khan.

Afterwards, the crew gather at the holiday table for sauce and an aggressive amount of meatballs.  I hope your family gathering is as joyous as The Good Doctor's!

Also, a friendly reminder that The Good Doctor has a Christmas present all lined up for you on Christmas morning here on The Journal.  Please check back about 5:30am CST to unwrap a special & sexy post!

Why?

I'm a giver.

Be kind,

Doc 

@LizardoJournal on the Twitter machine. 

Friday, December 3, 2021

Travel Advisory! Doc Hits the Road to Atlanta & Tokyo Valentino on Saturday 12/4/21!

Doc here, a man who some say just might stop at Varsity for a hot dog or two this weekend...

The Good Doctor will be jumping on a jet plane Saturday 12/4, with his destination of Atlanta GA dead ahead. While I'm not hosting any event, that doesn't mean I'll be sitting in a rocking chair knitting a codpiece. 

Nope.

I'll be firing up a rental Lizardo 4000, and will take a trip over to Tokyo Valentino, 1739 Cheshire Bridge Rd NE, Atlanta. It's been a minute since I researched a field report on Tokyo Valentino, and it's a great facility with a terrific, diverse crowd. I'm looking forward to returning. ETA will be 8pm ET.

Tokyo Valentino, Cheshire Bridge Rd., Atlanta
No lab coat. No sex dance contest. Just The Good Doctor and his reporter's notebook.

It's not unusual to run into a few regular readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters while making these visits, so please feel free to DM me on Twitter or drop me an e-mail if you are stopping into Tokyo Valentino and want to say hello. I'll even bring a dozen of the now out of print Lizardo 10 Year Anniversary Collectible Pins with me to give away.

Lizardo 10 Year Anniversary Pins

Question 1: How would I recognize you?

Answer: I look like my avatar. Really.


Question 2: Is there an event there you are hosting?

Answer: No. I'm there as a patron.


Thanks, and I'll see you in Atlanta!

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter