Sunday, October 23, 2011

A Call For Reports!


















Doc here... Well kids, it's time to get serious.  Over the past two weeks, adult theater reports have dropped to a trickle.  Aside from reports from Bob in Biloxi, Moaning Lisa, GT, C&R, floyd, JaxBchBum, and Liz, I am getting very little.  Thank God the reporters above have submitted some terrific Flash Reports.

Brent in Portland writes undoubtedly the top reports in this thing of ours.  His Yahoo Group, Brents Theater Tails, has an archive of the best adult theater reports from the best reporter. I will be more proactive in posting his reports on The Journal, starting Monday.  Why?  If his reports don't inspire you to visit an adult theater and file a report, nothing will.

The lifeblood of The Journal are your reports. If they stop coming in, we are in big trouble. In the history of The Journal, over 60 unique reporters have submitted reports.  There is no reason to stop now, since the adult scene is as good now as it's been in years.

As a reminder, I am also in need of Blasts From The Past reports.  These are reports illustrating visits you may have had a year ago, 5 years ago, 20 years ago... And to be honest, these are my favorite reports.  I am sure many of you who are of the same vintage as The Good Doctor may agree with me.

And to the 60+ reporters out there with The Journal on your resume, dust off your reporters notebook and punch in.  You are on the clock.

Please send your reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to yell at some kids to get off my lawn.

Thanks for your time,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Weekly Report for 10/22/11















Doc here with this week's "Cruising The Coast With Bob In Biloxi". Besides maybe Albert Pujols, not one has been hotter streak than our good friend Bob.   When you are in the zone, the game comes to you, and this has been the case with Bob.

What does this week bring?  Here is Bob...

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Hey Doc,

Well it was another one of those strange nights here on the beautiful Gulf Coast. There was hardly any traffic (that includes the happy fellas too). It was a dead night.

First up was an attractive blonde lady who reminded me of a student worker I had once. She was a hottie in her 30’s, blonde shoulder length hair, ample and I do mean ample tits (d cups). Their modus operandi is to show off and then take whomever they pick back to their hotel room while he videos her talent and naughtiness (yes I have that “T” shirt).

Gulf Coast Theater, Biloxi, MS

She was naked in the booth and kept opening the door and standing in the hallway while he took pictures, but wouldn’t play through the hole, so after awhile it became boring and I left to go to the theater.

As I pulled into the lot, I noticed the cars were very sparse. I walked in and spoke to the clerk who told me the whole day had been a bust, but a couple had just arrived. So in the theater I went - no couple. I came back out and told him there was no couple inside. He told me that they just went in, well they must have seen an nearly empty theater and simply walked right out the back door.

I went back down to the ABS and walked back to the arcade, sure enough they were there! Another blonde lady maybe in her 50’s(?).  Blue jeans (damn) and her man were just walking around looking into the different booths. In this arcade its one price for admission but the channels don’t change. So if your into gay, you pick a gay booth, if not, you hunt a straight booth. Well I knew what booths were playing regular porn so I made eye contact and jumped into one playing girl/guy and they came in the one next to me.
Bob in Biloxi
He pulled her pants down and proceeded to shine her up as I watched through the hole. A finger tap to the hole and I fed my cock through.  It was one of those lick-jack-lick-jobs that really suck, but hey, that was the only game in town tonight. Finally I sprayed her down, said thank you and left.

It was only 10:00pm as I started home, my two hour drive was at least met with light traffic. About 11:00pm and halfway home I got a call from one of the lookout posts and said a smoking hot brunette and her man had just arrived and went in the theater. From all accounts she ran the house and left a bunch of guys panting for air. Just goes to show you, if you think something is not happening, think again. My loss, maybe I will get lucky enough to meet up with them again?

And that Doc is why you are getting this early bird report! Two weeks to P-Town, and can not wait!!

Bob

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Bob for his usual top-shelf report and review... I agree with Bob, in that one must remember their adult theater fundamentals (even the veterans of this thing of ours need to). Rule #1 is always BE PATIENT. Let the game come to you...

I was thinking that I should produce a document that is the size of a business card, with all the fundamentals list on it.  You cold then print it out at home, slip it into your wallet, and have it on for an easy reference.  What do you think?

By the way, I really need some adult theater reports.  The refrigerator is empty, and our extended family is hungry.  Reports can be sent to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Couples Flash Report: Moaning Lisa's Salute To the Troops @ 15th Ave
























Doc here with another outstanding Couple's Flash Report, this time from yet another one of my favorite patients, Moaning Lisa.  Once again, the scene is set at 15th Avenue Adult Theater in the western suburbs of Chicago.  It is Sunday night (AKA Football Night in America), and here with the play-by-play, is Moaning Lisa...

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Special Edition Report:  For the Troops

Dear Doc,

My apologies for not getting a report to you sooner…I have been working hard and playing harder!
Last night the owner of 15th Avenue was gracious enough to open the party room for the
Bears/Vikings game, so J & I had to go!  The beer was cold, the game was great, and Hester was amazing!!!

For those of you who have not had the opportunity to visit the party room at 15th Avenue,  it is a large room with a bar, and a projector casts a large, clear picture of the game on the wall. The room also has a small stage and 2 small (9’x5’) private rooms.  The 2 private rooms are free while the party room is open.  Each room contains a massage table… just the right height… (well, I HAD to test it out… all in the name of being an investigative reporter, of course).

There were 4 other couples at the game, and a handful of guys.  After the game, some of the couples went to the private rooms in the spa, and we went to the theater.  I don’t think I can blame all my excitement on the game, but I found myself looking around for some hard cocks to play with.

I started off sucking a young guy who was in town for business, and within moments, other hot cocks were surrounding me.   As I quickly pulled off my Bears shirt, releasing my 40DDs, a tall good-looking older guy began fingering my pussy.  As his fingers pistoned in and out, hitting my G-spot, I knew I was in trouble. I moved down further in my chair, arching my hips up, and pulling my jean skirt up higher.  Seconds later, I began squirting all over his hand.  He kept finger fucking me and I came again and again, the juices now all over the chair and floor.  My “audience” really seemed to enjoy the show, as they cheered me on, and their cocks were all rock hard.
My expert “G-spotter” pulled a large, thick cock out his pants, and I immediately slipped a condom on him with my mouth.  After giving it a few deep sucks, I knew I wanted it in my pussy.  I turned my back to him and bent over, opening my cunt to him.  He grasped my hips and sank it deep.  He rocked me for a good 10 minutes before blowing a hot load of cum.  I turned around and sucked my juices off the condom, loving every minute of it.  I sucked a few more beautiful cocks, and had them cum all over my tits.  I smeared it in until it disappeared, then went to hit the showers.

As I was getting cleaned up, my husband J was talking with my “G-spotter” and found out he is a
Vietnam vet.   He also found out that A LOT of the guys that I have spent quality time with at 15th
Avenue are veterans… of Desert Storm, Afghanistan, the list goes on…I was rather surprised  (don’t ask me why, I don’t know) and very pleased by this bit of intel!!  I have always been so grateful
to the men (and women) who serve our country, and it was nice to know I had given a little back to them.

SO PLEASE NOTE:  Any servicemen (or women, you know I don’t discriminate) who are on leave and wish to stop by 15th Avenue, I will personally thank you if I am there!!! Or… for those of you serving in The States or overseas, be sure to swing by 15th Avenue on your way home, so I can welcome you back properly!! 

Patriotically Yours,
Moaning Lisa         

***

Doc here again... The Dynamic Duo of Lisa and Liz have combined for two great Couple's Flash Reports from 15th Ave in the last 24 hours.  They are two of the reasons why this terrific ABS/theater/spa/party room is thriving in the western burbs of the City Of Broad Shoulders.  They, coupled with a very clean environment, a steady flow of regular patrons of the arts make this one of my top 3 locations for this thing of ours in the country.

Thanks again to Moaning Lisa for her salute to the troops.  Old Marine Corps Guy would be proud of you!

Semper Fi!

Doc

Flash Report: Mr. Fun Maks A Quick Stop at The Apex Theater in Baltimore
























Doc here with a quick hitting Flash Report from regular correspondent, Mr. Fun.  Mr. Fun found himself at The Apex Theater in Baltimore, MD (info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

Here is Mr. Fun and his report...

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The Apex Theatre
Baltimore, MD circa 2009



















Hi Doc,

Got to stop in during the afternoon, not expecting much.  While walking down the aisle on the left to check out the partitions, an unexpected encounter:  a very nice looking black woman was standing in one of the partitions.  I started chatting her up, but sensed that she was there on business, and passed on the opportunity.

After sitting and watching for a while, it looked like the 'regulars' all knew her, but no one did anything with her.

Thanks,
Mr. Fun

***

Doc here again... Thanks again to Mr. Fun for a rare report from B-More and The Apex.  The Apex happens to be one of my least favorite adult theaters in the country.  It scores poorly on all the important factors in this thing of ours:
  • Bad neighborhood (if you know what a "blue light" neighborhood is, then you know how bad)
  • Awful parking (on street only, if you dare)
  • By far, the smelliest bathroom I have ever been inside
  • I have been there 4 times, and have seen a total of two couples
So kudos and a Purple Heart for taking one for the team, Mr. Fun.  Thanks again!

Doc

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

UPDATED with Pic! Flash Report: "How to Celebrate a Birthday/Hump Day" @ 15th Ave by Liz


















Doc here...This has been a very good week for Couple's Flash Reports, and this report from one of The Good Doctor's favorite patients, Liz, is a terrific one!  Nice set-up, plenty of hot descriptions of the action, and a grand finale behind the screen door.

Here is the very sexy Liz and her Flash Report from the suburbs of Chicago...

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Hi Doc,

Took a visit to my favorite establishment on 15th Avenue last Wednesday for a little fun as well as have a birthday celebration for a friend.  My play partner and I hadn't seen each other in about 2 weeks due to our "Regular World" getting rather busy.  So we took advantage of the Wednesday special (Couples free) and decided to arrive very early for us. 

Arriving at 2:00PM, it was fairly busy for that time and as soon as we checked in and got our private room we noticed a very familiar face "K" was there.  What a fantastic surprise for us!  We all took our showers and invited "K" into our room for some play.  Didn't take long for us to all start having some serious fun! 

I started by sucking "K" and getting him going as my play partner watched and fondled me.  Then I was told to flip over where "K" performed with his magical tongue and I sucked on my partner.  After "K" was able to get me off nicely as always I flipped over for him to fuck me from behind as I was able to get a better angle on my partner.  It was definitely a great time and when "K" finished, we all took another shower and went out front for some air.

A few minutes later another regular couple came into the establishment (V&P).  While I have heard about "V"'s arrivals and what a great time she is our schedules have never synced up, but today....the porn gods were smiling on us and we were all in the same place at the same time.  My partner and I went into our room and "V" & "P" rented the room next to ours, while they were making their way back to the spa area I was told that my partner wanted us all to play together.  OK!  Who am I to say no to a request like that huh? 
The Real Liz
So, "V" & "P" started to get loosened up and have their own fun so did we, "K" joined  them in their room and we told them their room looked very lonely and was invited over. "K" was being sucked by "V" as "P" was going down on her and I was sucking my partner.  All while 3 other guys and one woman were watching the action. 

Then it was flip time - "V" flipped so "K" could eat her wonderfully moist pussy, and my partner flipped me to do the same.  While the women were being eaten WELL (as is always the case with "K" and my partner), I proceeded to take "P" into my mouth and suck him.  By the sounds from him, I believe he enjoyed the experience.  Soon "K" had "V" not only cum but squirt as well!  I continued to go down on "P" this time from a different angel as my partner held my hair tightly.....soon it was a mass of noise and completion in that room.  Afternoon Delight!

After realizing what time it was, everyone quickly showered - and said our good-byes......but not yours truly.  I was there for the long haul, I still had the birthday girl arriving in the evening........So off to grab a bite to eat and get some decorations for the surprise I had in store for her!

So, after about an hour or so I returned to the 15th and got my girl her own room.  After all it was her birthday and she needed to have some serious cock in that room!  I received a text from her stating that she was about a half mile away, with that I thought what could I do to surprise her?  So me being the little instigator that I am, rounded up the men that were there that I sorta was introduced or had knowledge of for a special welcome.  I told only about 3 or 4 men that I would unlock her room and they were to get butt naked and sit in there and when I opened door they can sing happy birthday.
 
I went out front and waited for her, and waited, and waited.  FINALLY she showed at about 7:10.  Knowing that I had a room of naked men I needed her to get moving to the back but she was talking and visiting....finally I get her to the back and just as I turned corner (MUCH to MY amazement), there was a hallway (men on both sides) and a room with about 7 men in there.  As we walked down the hall they all sang Happy Birthday (if you guys are reading this THANKS!!!). 

OK, so as they are doing this I had to become the bitch I am not.  There was a man in there that I had a run in with about 2 weeks prior, and told him he was done.  KNOWING what type of person him to be, I told him he was out of there and he wasn't playing.  He left but tried to sneak back in when my back was turned (thanks crew for cock-blocking him).  SIDE NOTE:  IF YOU MESS WITH ME LIKE HE DID YOU WILL NOT HAVE FUN WHEN I AM THERE.  HE WAS RUDE, AND THOUGHT MY RULES AND RULES OF ESTABLISHMENT WERE ABOVE HIM. 

So, I told her Happy Birthday, now get to servicing my friends!  She immediately jumped into action getting naked and asking the masses where they wanted her.  Knowing the line of men which was about 15 I needed some too.  So I went next door to my room and we both serviced all the men in a timely fashion.

OK, this momma was a tired person and needed a rest!  So I let her continue with the men, I took a shower and would periodically check in on her.  She was perfectly fine.  Soon regular "B" showed up and went back into her room for some alone time.  Now jump to 8:30 and notification that my play partner was on his way back to the establishment.

He showed up, gave him the low down of the last hour or so and we started lightly playing.  Took a shower and decided to go to Theater, on the way there we ran into "D" and told him where we were heading.  My partner and I started playing nicely in the theater waiting for my girl and "B" to show.  No show so we invited "D" over to our area where I sucked him to completion.  We decided to go outside for a minute and instead started talking to management.

In walked in a couple, and immediately found out they were "JJ" from an earlier posting.  Introduced ourselves and found out they were new to environment and not sure what they did or didn't want to do.  As we were talking my girl, "T" and "B" came in as did regulars "L" and "J".  NOW there were 4 couples in the house on a Wednesday night, this is looking like a really promising way to end hump day!  And sure enough........OMG!!!!!

So we all go into the theater (some before others), and we wait for the others just having a good time.  And no, at this moment it wasn't sexual, we are very comfortable with each other as we have all played several times before together and sometimes we forget that there are others around us.  Thank goodness not too many other men, but we can get goofy and tonight was absolutely no exception.  We were making fun of the movie playing and because it was a party, "J" popped out the bubbles.  Someone on the outside I am sure thought we were all on something, but it was fun and funny and I think a great way to relax. 

Well, once all the couples showed up the play began!!!  I started sucking my partner - "T" was sucking "B" - and "L" was being fingered by "J" as she and I kissed.  LOTS of sucking going on and soon my partner wanted to fuck....just wasn't getting the right angle etc so I asked him if he wanted to go behind the screen.......Gosh what a great idea that turned out to be!!!!

When we proceeded to gather our stuff, the new couple "JJ" asked if they could join us.  Sure - so we went back there and eventually the whole couples section was behind the screen with the addition of 3 other men.  We kept door closed as it ended up being an impromptu private celebration with everyone fucking and sucking and switching partners etc.  One huge impromptu orgy on a Wednesday!!!!!
WHEW!!!!! 

Who would have thought that much fun for Wednesday and I am sure that "T" had a really good birthday as well.

~Liz

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Doc here again... Just remember, this was a Wednesday (afternoon and night).  15th Avenue has a weekday stream of regulars that provides some vivid and fun times (at day or night). 

Thanks again to the sexy Liz for a great report!  Now, if we can only get her out of her shell.  ;o)

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, October 17, 2011

Couples Flash Report! C&R Report On The Summit News Adult Theater in Warren, OH



















Doc here with a HOT Couples Flash Report from regular contributors, C&R.  Their first report was a big hit (read it HERE), and their new report doesn't miss a beat.  The Summit News Yahoo Group has been abuzz over this visit.  Here is a quote from Bill, (owner of the Summit Yahoo Group) about C&R's visit:
"R is an incredible beauty....one of the hottest ladies I've ever seen party at a adult theater.....loved her party outfit...her hubby C was very nice..don't miss her next visit guys"

If that isn't enough to wet your whistle, I have included two pics of the very HOT R in some very revealing photos (that they were kind enough to share with The Good Doctor).

You WILL enjoy this hot Couples Flash Report from the Summit News Adult Theater in Warren, OH (info located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult theater Database).  Money Back Guaranteed.

Take it away, C&R!

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Hi Doc,
We had promised a report a couple of weeks ago about our hi-jinks at the Summit News Adult Theater, but alas, work took precedent over writing our story.  However, we have a new adventure to report from the Summit News this last Saturday night (10/15).

The Real "R"
R had been on a boring business trip during the week and returned home in a very playful mood on Saturday.  During a morning sexual romp, she told me that she wanted to go the Summit and let loose. R prepared her evening by taking a long, steamy shower, shaving every part of her long body. After drying off, make-up and perfume, she chose an outfit that was sure to let patrons of the theater know she wanted to play. She decided on a black, crotch-less body stocking, a short, black skirt and a black bra under the body stocking. Of course, she wore CFM pumps. (picture attached). She sipped a few glasses of her favorite wine while she prepared.

While driving to the Summit, she placed my hand between her legs. I rubbed her clit and felt her juices starting to flow. She did not allow me to bring her to orgasm, citing her desire for someone in the theater to make her climax. Well, she was not disappointed.

We arrived at the venue and entered the public theater. Most of the seats were taken. We took a seat on the couch to the rear. She placed my hand on her breasts and leaned her head back while I played with her nipples. Soon, a man came over and sat on the couch next to her. They exchanged glances and she lifted her leg over the top of his thigh.  They kissed and he began to caress her leg in the sheer body stocking. He worked his way from the top of her high heels up to her pussy. She unzipped his pants (it was a joint effort on their part) and began playing with his cock. She leaned back into me with her eyes closed.
Another man came over and lowered the top of her body stocking. I removed her bra exposing her 36D breasts. A third man came over and began playing with her tits. I gently rose from the couch and allowed her to lay flat on the cushions. One man slid in next to her on the couch. More men approached and surrounded her. She didn’t protest and I was standing there watching.
The first man went down on her pussy and began licking her. R spread her legs and then lifted her head up to suck the cock of the man standing in front of her. He thrust forward, making sure that she enveloped his whole cock. Within a minute, he shot a load of cum causing her to giggle over the large load. The man licking her pussy changed modes and began sliding his fingers in and out of her pussy.  My cock was rock hard watching the action. She started thrusting her hips up to meet his fingers and within a couple of minutes she let loose with her own orgasm.

The men standing in front of her were waiting for their turns. She began sucking and stroking each man that presented his cock. She was not bashful. R asked them if they liked their balls played with while she made each of them cum. She asked them if they wanted to cum on her tits. Her chest and face were covered in cum.  The man who had slid in next to her encouraged her and the men to take their turns with R. In between all of this, she was getting finger fucked.  She came three more times while taking loads of cum in her mouth and on her tits. Every man that came forward was rewarded with her warm mouth and hands on their cock and balls. They rewarded her with their loads of hot cum.

The Real "R"
When no one else came forward, R rose from the couch. Even though she had tried to wipe some of the cum from her breasts and face while taking loads, there was still lots of evidence of the men’s gratifying experiences. She went to the bathroom to clean up and prepare for the theater in the back. She was on fire.
We went to the back and found a mattress was placed on the floor.  A good porn movie was playing on the flat screen. One couple was playing on the couch.  A few men had come to the private theater.  R invited one man to come sit next to her.  She unzipped his pants and began to play with his cock. Soon his pants were off and on the floor.  While he was sitting on the couch, she straddled him and slid his cock into her pussy. She rode his cock and they fucked until he shot his load.
I asked her to lie on the mattress and began to fuck her myself. I removed her body stocking so that she was nude. She was on her back and her legs were in the air. Another man came over and slid his cock into her mouth. He said he wasn’t sure if he could cum again since he shot his load on her in the public theater. But, she coaxed that second load out of his cock and onto her. I unleashed a full load of cum right after his.
A very quiet gentleman had been patiently waiting. He was sitting on the couch, his pants were off and he was stroking a very large cock. R crawled off the mattress on her hands and knees and placed her mouth on his cock.  She sucked him for a long time. R then brought him to the mattress where she coated her breasts with silicone lube.  The man slid his cock between her boobs back and forth. R squeezed her breasts tightly around the man’s large cock. She encouraged him to cum all over her tits and he did. He shot a huge load of cum that landed on her breasts, neck and face.
When everyone was sexually satisfied and there were no more, we got dressed. We left the theater with smiles on our faces. When we got home …. Sorry, that’s between us.

C&R

***

Doc here again... Where to start on this report?  OK, a show of hands... How many of you out there wish you were in Warren, Ohio last Saturday?

Thought so.

It is action like this that makes the Summit News Adult Theater the incredible play place it is.  Couples friendly, great facility, and a well organized atmosphere.  Bill, along with his co-moderators, S&R, do a great job.  I understand the staff at The Summit is extremely helpful as well, which is always a critical part of the equation in this thing of ours.  A big thank you goes to them as well.

But the big Thank You Award goes to C&R!  A great report on a great evening. If you are lucky enough to meet them at The Summit, or at The Foster in Youngstown, you will not regret it (or forget it) anytime soon.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! JaxBchBum Reports On Theater X in Orange Heights, FL (Multi-Media Edition)

















Doc here with one of the best Flash Reports I have read in a long time... Senior reporter JaxBchBum has been on a Bob in Biloxi-like lucky streak as of late, and the following report showcases this trend. The theater in question is Theater X in Orange Heights, FL (information available in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database). 

Special note:  I did something a little different with JaxBchBum's report... To fully enjoy this multi-media report, click on the small media player when you come up to it. If you like it (you'll know it when you see it), or don't like it, let me know

So without any further ado, he's a surfer, he's an excellent driver, and he's tan... It's JaxBchBum and his Flash Report...

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Doc,

Well, after a short break in my lucky streak that started a couple months ago at Deja Vu in Vegas, I was reminded that if you are patient enough you might just be rewarded. 

Theater X
Orange Heights, FL
I stopped by Theatre X last week on Wednesday arriving about 8pm.  As I have stated before, I never have much expectation for couples at most adult theatres during the week; but with Theatre X having some regulars and being close to the University of Florida, you just never know. 

Theatre was almost empty with one other guy there.  Another guy comes in and says there is a couple coming in.  Sure enough, about five minutes later I hear the door opening and the unmistakable sound of two people coming in, one wearing heels.  I glanced back from my position on the second row outside couch and there is a mid-20s married couple (wedding rings) standing at the back.  She is about 5'4", slender, red-headed and an angelic face.  She is wearing a floral print clingy top but is also wearing form fitting jeans - nothing provocative but not the usual dress of a female wanting to play.  He is a lanky 6', blond curly hair, also wearing jeans and a T-shirt.  Seems obvious he has talked her into coming into the theatre and trying it out. 

They stand at the back for a few minutes and I wasn't sure if it was uncertainty as to whether they were staying or getting their eyes adjusted to see where to sit.  He seemed to keep reassuring her that all was OK.  After a few minutes, they came and sat down on the other couch in the same row I was sitting.
Not much happened.  They snuggled a bit and it looked like she had her left hand resting on the crotch of his jeans but no real activity.  They stayed about 15 minutes and then left. 


Sad Trombone

OK, that experiment didn't go so good I thought.  Went back to the show and about 45 minutes they reappear.  By this time there were only 3 guys (including me) in the theatre and the couple takes the same position.  This time there is definite crotch rubbing by both parties, but all on the outside of their clothes and no titty playing by the guy.  One of the guys is sitting in a chair on the far wall but with a good line of sight of them and visa-versa.  He pulls out his cock and starts stroking.  Well, I figure, if they were put off by seeing that, they would have reacted and left. 
JaxBchBum

After about 30 minutes of this, the other 2 guys leave so I am there alone with the couple.  Thinking my presence might be a hindrance, I got up and walked out to get a soft drink and then came back in.  I was on the back row in the couch directly behind them.  As I walked behind them , I noted that she had unzipped him and was rubbing his cock and he had the top of her jeans unzipped.  Ah, maybe some good voyeur activity after all. 

After a few more minutes, her head disappeared and I quietly got up from my sitting position and looked over and sure enough she was sucking him off; but he had made no effort to undo her top or loosen her jeans.  She sucked for a bit and then sat back up.  He bent in towards her and she scrunched down on the couch, so I stood back up and he had his hand down the front of her jeans.  I couldn't really see anything and it was getting frustrating.  So I sat back down and waited.  After a bit and after hearing some "be easy" comments they both sat back up and affixed their jeans, stood up and walked out. 


Sad Trombone

Well, I thought, so promising but so little to show for it (pun intended).  I figured that was it as it was almost 10:30 and the reality of another couple coming in so late when they closed at midnight was pretty low.  So I just sat back and watched the "Nurses III" porn and started trying to decide if I was going to go back to the hotel in Gainesville or stick around a little longer.

A little before 11:00 I decided to call it a night and started to head out of the theatre, leaving it empty. The theatre door has a clear glass panel so the store is visible.  As I approach the door, I see the couple coming back in and headed back to the theatre.  I quickly retreat back to my previous seat on the back row.  The couple enters and immediately goes back to their place on the couch in front of me.  As the reader can guess by now, (wouldn't be writing this much if nothing happened) things started heating up. 

Before he sat down, he undid his belt, jeans zipper and let his pants drop to the floor so he was only wearing a t-shirt and his boxer shorts.  She laughed at him and stood up and did the same thing, stepping out of her jeans and showing off a neon orange thong style of panties.  He turned around and said to me "I hope you aren't offended."  I told him that I had been watching them earlier and was disappointed when they left as I hadn't gotten to see much.  She said "Well, this is our first time and we quickly learned that wearing jeans was not a good idea." 

They sat down and started going to it.  He reached over and slipped her clingy top off and her bra.  She had a nice set of B/small C breasts that were quite perky and he immediately leaned over and started sucking them vigorously.  After a bit, he stands up and she slips down his boxers and starts sucking his good-sized cock.One thing led to another and within 10 minutes they were both completely nude.  He sat back and she bent over sucking him while he had his hands roaming all over her ass and back and then underneath on her tits and pussy.  Then she laid back and he started eating her pussy.  He clearly was hitting the right spots as she would moan and wiggle every now and then. 

The next thing she is laying across the couch and he has mounted her and fucking her like crazy.  This position lasts a couple of minutes and then he sits back and she mounts him facing towards him (and me).  All this time, I am standing behind trying to get as good a view as possible.  I have been stroking and am fully erect when she reaches out and begins to rub my cock. 


Hallelujah Chorus Short

I don't last more than a couple of minutes before I explode in her hand.  She continues to rub me while bucking up and down on her husband's cock.  I pull back, clean up and continue watching as they both have climaxes close to one another. 

They sit back, all spent and catch their breath.  I thanked them for the excitement.  They said it was the first time in an adult theatre.  They said they enjoy making love outside and by the lake or when they go camping, but doing it inside had a special allure.  They said it took them a bit to get up the courage even with it just being me there.  I told them I understood and thanked them for sharing that special experience.  At that, they dressed and left promising they would be back on a regular basis.

So, you just never know what will happen when you least expect it.

JBB

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Doc here again...  Now that my friends is a classic Flash Report of my favorite variety: A first time couple having a positive first experience.  This should be a template for any couple thinking about dipping their toes into this thing of ours:
  • Went on a week night
  • Took their time and exercised patience
  • Didn't engage the "gallery" until they were ready
  • Had fun in the theater, and left wanting to come back
Thanks again to JaxBchBum for another great effort, and thank you for taking a test drive with a few sound effects inside the report.  Feedback will dictate whether I will drop them in future reports...

Speaking of future reports... I am in DIRE NEED of reports.  Typically I have one or two in the que ready for publication.  For the past week, I have had none. Zero. Zilch. I am looking for Flash Reports, Field Reports, and Blasts From The Past.  Send your reports to Grantland Rice The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, polish, and make you look great.  You provide the report, and get the byline.

Seems fair, right?

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Checks In With His Weekly Report for 10/15/11















Doc here with this week's installment from our good friend Bob in Biloxi.  It looks like it's a wonderful life for Bob, and this is illustrated by this week's report from both the Gulf Coast Adult Theater and the ABS down the street.

So sit back, pop open a Fresca, and enjoy Bob's report...

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This Week's Episode: "Everytime Bob Cums, An Angel Gets It's Wings"

Hey Doc,

Greetings from the beautiful Gulf Coast. The weather down here has been excellent, the nights cool and clear, perfect for playing, and playing is indeed going on!!

On Saturday October 15th, a red haired angel descended upon our ABS. She was dressed in a little black dress and promptly stripped upon entering. She started playing with her man, so I took the liberty and slid the little soldier through the hole on hopes she would give it some attention as well. She did, and boy did she!

Bob in Biloxi
It was an OMG moment... Her delicate soft hands began feather light caresses, and then her hot wet mouth followed (note to the ladies: Yes she could hold class on the perfect blow job). She has what could be considered a Master’s Degree in technique. She took her time and seemed to enjoy the fact whomever was on the other side of the wall was getting Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Years and their birthday all in one instant.

Hands down the best blow job this author has ever received! She worked my cock for several minutes, then she decided to envelope it even further by backing a very sweet, hot, wet pussy over it. I tell you Doc, it felt softer than velvet. It was alive with soft muscular folds than seemed to give the gentleness of massages to the little fellow. Another great part to her performance was her killer ass slamming the wall making it squeak and crack, accompanied by her moans on the other side! She left me completely depleted of baby batter, spinal fluid and most of the other liquid contained in the human body. My knees were completely worthless, I had no blood in my brain, I had trouble pulling my shorts up, I had to try and remember how to walk again. Totally mind blowing I say.

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
As I opened the booth door, I was greeted my one of two of the posse of straight guys. One after the other, she quickly reduced them to blabbing bags of goo. Neither of the two could walk a straight line after she was done. These two being somewhat short in length only succumbed to her oral skills, had she been able to put her pussy in play, it would surely have killed both of them.

After the last guy exited, a huddle was formed in the parking lot, albeit the lucky ones were able to sit down and drink water. The unlucky had to lean against various vehicles in the parking lot, save from falling face first into the asphalt. However all agreed the lady had remarkable, awesome and any other word you can come up with defining Angel-like talent.

Damn, I haven’t even made it to the theater yet. An alert went out there... One semi-regular couple was in attendance. Later a threesome came in, with two women and one guy who fell asleep. One of the ladies sat by herself and was playing with some lucky guy that sat next to her. She was only hand miming his cock, after several giggles and a few belly laughs, they left.

Back to the ABS, one older couple came in (60’s?) she was a blonde. Slim in stature with pants on (?)(Yuck) but they both went to the back and started servicing lucky guys. I wasn’t out of recovery mode yet, so I went back to the theater. In the short time I was between points, a small BBW with dark hair arrived with her man. They sat on the back row, left corner (my stomping grounds last weekend) where she was taking on all cummers!

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Around 11 pm a very young couple came in to the ABS. She had dark hair, she was about 5’3 or so, but she had on a sheer black top with what I think was black panties and black bra, she had on a pair of heels that the strap wrapped around her ankles several times. And that was it, no skirt or anything else!

I was able to get the booth next to them, she was on her knees in no time blowing her man. She spotted me peeking and ran her finger around the hole. Being the gentleman I am, I fed my cock through the hole and she started tasting the remains of our red haired angel. She must have liked it, because I felt her roll on a condom and proceed to back her young ass up to the hole. She was banging the hell out of it and all I could think about was the red head, so I dumped another load into the bag. Then I felt her take the condom off , so I bent down to the hole to say thank you. As I was peering through, I saw her dump the load from the condom onto her toes!! Got to love freaky women I guess... That was a first!

And that’s the high points from the Coast doc. Portland is coming up for me Nov 2nd thru the 9th, and I can’t wait! Flags all over the place up there. Maybe Brent can put out the word for the ladies up there to show poor Bob around ?

this thing of ours!! !

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Doc here... Thanks again to Bob and his terrific report from the beautiful Gulf Coast.   Sounds like a great time this past weekend... I am sure Brent will put Portland on high alert for your visit right around erection day, 2011.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Flash Report! The floyd is back in Town @ The Paris Theatre in Portland




















Doc here, welcoming back to The Journal senior reporter floyd.  It's been awhile since floyd has pulled up a chair to The Journal, but he's back and loaded with not 1, but 2 reports.

Here is Part 1 of his report.

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The floyd is Back in Town

Well, Doc, you’ve doubtless been wondering what the hell happened to your intrepid daytime correspondent from Portland.  Truth is, I was out of town on various business responsibilities for nearly two weeks, returning only last Monday.  Unfortunately, my time away corresponded almost exactly with the absence of our Poet Laureate, Brent, who was also away for the better part of those same two weeks.  So, starved as your readers must be for news from the world famous Paris Theater in Portland, OR, I serve up a two-parter, as there has been some quite remarkable daytime action to report.

Part one stared off last Tuesday, Oct.4, when in the middle of a boring conference call I noticed a Red Flag flying from the Paris. (For new readers, the Paris Theater posts “flags” by text message, email, and on Brent’s excellent Yahoo group that indicate the arrival of couples and other special notifications.)  This was very early for action, at 11:17am to be exact.  I really got pissed when the “Bedroom Flag” appeared a few minutes later, indicating that the couple had moved to the small bedroom area in the theater, which has walls about three feet high so the lookers can gather round and watch the action up close. The Bedroom Flag almost always means action, and my conference call was droning on….

As soon as the call finished, I jumped on the streetcar for the short ride over to Burnside and the five-minute walk down to the Paris.  Entering the theater at 12:05, I was glad to see a small group of watchers around the bedroom area.  As I looked over the wall and my eyes began to adjust, I saw a beautiful young girl, on her side leaning on an elbow.  She was twenty-something, and gorgeous, with long blond hair that was almost white, a tight little bare ass, and medium natural titties that were enclosed in the only scrap of clothing she wore, a burgundy and black bra.  Lying on his back next to her, her guy was a big man, maybe6’ 3”, muscular and tattooed.  Also completely naked.

As the blond reached for a handy towel and started wiping his big limp dick, I realized that I was too late, and that the action was likely in the past tense.  This turned out to be true as they slowly dressed.  I was happy to get a very nice view of her ass and pussy as she stood up to put on panties and jeans. They packed up their small bag and left minutes later without a word.  The small group of watchers dispersed immediately and most wandered out the front door.  I was sorry to have missed the action,especially since it involved such a good-looking young couple, but I kept my entry ticket, which is valid for 12 hours, just in case.  Back to work went floyd.

Two flags in a single weekday afternoon being a rarity, I was not optimistic about my chances to re-use my ticket.  So I was surprised when another Red Flag popped up at 2:17pm.  I called it a late lunch, and back I went.

Entering the dark theater, I saw a BBW on her knees in front of a thin older dude who was sitting on the padded bench in back of the couples’area at the very rear of the theater. There were only three or four other patrons present, and all were watching her energetically suck his cock. She was slurping and gagging as he held her by the hair and pushed her down on it.   Her hair was in a ponytail right on the top of her head. He would occasionally bite on her neck and regularly smack her big tits with a loud slap.  I figured it for a dom/sub or master/slave routine.  This was confirmed a few minutes later.

After blowing him for a good ten minutes, she rose up and turned to face us, revealing her huge tits which were hanging out of her black dress, red from the slaps.  He gave her ass three or four ringing smacks before she backed up and sat on his hard dick.  She commenced to fucking him, and we at the rail got a better look at her.  She was much younger than him, maybe late twenties, with blue eyes, a quite beautiful face, and full red lips.  She was bouncing her big ass up and down on him, and he would periodically slap her ass very hard. After several minutes of this action, she started moaning more loudly and became very flushed.  In a small voice, she said “Sir may I please cum?”

Her guy said, “Yes, cum hard!”

She bounced harder and just let it loose, screaming as she orgasmed on him.  As soon as she had calmed a bit, she was back on her knees licking her pussy juices from his still rock-hard cock, her big ass now bare and facing us.  It was at this point that he pulled out the rubber band that was holding her ponytail, setting her long blond hair free.  Grabbing a handful, he began pushing her head down on himself while he fucked her mouth.  In about two minutes he grunted and you could hear her noisily swallowing his load.  She pulled up her dress over her big tits and put her jacket on while her guy cleaned up and dressed. She smiled shyly and thanked everyone for watching, and they left.

Watching this hot action almost made up for missing the earlier bedroom action, and two couples banging in the theater on a Tuesday afternoon was a winner indeed.

You’ll have to wait a day or so for part 2, Doc, because as usual my account is running a wee bit long.  Trust me when I tell you it will be worth the wait.  Sorry to tease (not.)

Cheers!
floyd

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Doc here again... We are lucky to have not only floyd reporting from Portland, but also Brent (the poet laureate of this thing of ours).  It is also not a coincidence that Portland is the mecca of all things adult theater-wise.  One city could not have two better goodwill ambassadors.

The Good Doctor is in DIRE STRAITS. Why?  I need reports... Flash Reports, Blasts from the Past, Field Reports.  We need them.  Just send your reports into me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I'll do the rest...

Thanks!

Doc

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Flash Report: Gentle Tongue Reports On The Summit News Theater in Warren, OH

















Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from now senior reporter here at The Journal, Gentle Tongue. GT visited the Summit News Adult Theater in Warren, OH, which has become a consistant Top 5 location in the weekly Power Rankings.  The scene there is active and worth checking out if you get within sniffing distance of Warren in NE Ohio.

Here is GT's report...

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Good Dr.,

The true keeper and wise one of this “Thing of Ours”.

I must confess I am a bit tardy on filing a timely report.

On or about Sep 29th this year of 2011 the action was through the roof and worthy of the front page.  This Hump Day was one for the archives for NE Ohio at the Summit News (address information located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database HERE).

A wonderful “Ivanhoe” alerted me to the fact that a couple would be using the private theater at the Summit.  In addition to the couple a lady was going to be in attendance.  Both were rumored to dine on the finer things on the menu. Just so happened that my lady friend was going to be around that day as well.  However, being the bad one I am I kept the entire knowledge of possible happenings to myself.

She became a bit suspicious with the grin on my face.

We arrived around 7:30pm, and as we exited the car saw a well dressed couple (K2) go past us to the door. Upon entering the store they were already engaged with the clerk in preparation for setting up the private theater movie.  We also found “Ivanhoe” and K1 (she has to be K1 as she is from that great place of good beer and sausage – Germany – Was ein Fraulein) waiting in the store area along with a good helping of polemen lingering.  The migration began for the chosen ones to the private theater.

Ivanhoe help work things out with Eric and the gentleman from the couple and allowed us to join the action.  In the short time before we came back and took our seat on one of the couches.  K1and K2 were already entertaining the hands on deck.  Oh the action was non-stop and all that were ready and willing were taken well care.

My lady friend didn’t waste much time joining in on the couch.  She immediately began playing music on the flesh flute seated on the couch with us. I was like a kid in a candy store just taking all the sweet action in.  Being the shy type I stay with my lady friend and insure she was happy and wet. She took on about 4 or 6 guys and drained them all.  She was dripping from the excitement.

I can’t even remember the number of guys that rotated in and out of the theater.  All the ladies gave it all to the crowd.  An respectful group that was there was even that much better. After K1 and K2 were winding down, we enjoyed the visit of some of the other regular couples.  The Amish Couple and another couple seen with the Amish couple joined the private room.  The Amish lady, oh what wonderful milk vessels she has, began to devour a nice tootsie roll, her preferred course.  The other lady allowed some light touching and enjoyed the show.

We exited shortly thereafter and made our way back for some rest and reflecting on the fun that was had.

Again the Summit lived up to the well deserved reputation it has earned in a relatively short time.

Will keep you up to date and informed of further developments.

 GT

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A huge thank you to Gentle Tongue for yet another great report... To those of you who want to write a report for The Journal, this report from GT is a great template to work from.  His reports are entertaining, yet concise and to the point.  They capture the vibe inside the various theaters he has ventured to, and his blow-by-blow descriptions (cue rim-shot) flesh out the report nicely.

Thank you sir!

Now, it is time to submit YOUR adult theater report.  I know you have one... Just e-mail Sir Walter Scott The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and you get the byline and the glory.  Join the ranks of the outstanding reporters here at The Journal.

Be large.

Be a reporter for The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc