Thursday, July 25, 2013

Flash Report! The Captain at Adult World in Rennselaer, NY on 7/13/13

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from that crusty old seadog himself, The Captain.
 
It seems that the Wally Power Yacht pulled into Rennselaer, NY and Adult World, and this is his report.
 
Take it away, sir.
 
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Ahoy Doc,

A quick report from my ship to shore radio - Flooding along the Mohawk and Erie Canal lock closures cancelled my late June trip to the Syracuse area, but I found myself able to drop anchor at the Adult World mini-theater (RT20 Rennselaer / East Greenbush) Friday 7/12 about 6pm.

Theater activity has been somewhat light, but there is still a steady flow of couples exploring this thing of ours. There's been quite a bit of staff turnover and the new staff seems just as cool and laid back as the previous staff was. Admission to the theater is still just $9.

The Real
Diana Rigg
A couple came in around 6:30pm. He was very tall 6+ feet, neatly trimmed beard. She looked like a shorter version of Dianna Rigg. The couple went back by the theater and then turned around and headed to the booths. It seemed like it was their first time there. They checked out a few booths and settled on one of the buddy booths with the frosted plexi-glass between. This caused a small stampede to the opposite booth. The lucky winner clicked the lock on the door and the rest of us were left out like dogs at dinnertime. We never did hear the very loud click of the plexi-glass clearing between booths, so there may not have been a winner after all.

Some slupring, moaning and giggling was heard as the couple played down their initial $5 coupons purchase. They left the booth after about 15 mins and appeared to be exiting the store when they stopped and bought another $5 in booth coupons and returned to the other pair of buddy booths. The one with the volume knob broken in the on position and the stickiest floor. (They do mop every night, but this booth just seems to stand out as one to be avoided!).

I was the lucky winner to the opposite booth the 2nd time and was treated to a brief glimpse of her topless sucking his cock and then a little later, her riding his cock while they both watched the movie on the small screen. I did leave the booth door open so that a few others could get a look when the frosted plexiglass cleared. They finished after about 15 mins and departed shortly after 7pm. All in all, a big toe dipped in the waters of this thing of ours for this couple!

Couples do visit the mini-theater on a regular basis. If anyone has reports please contact the Good Doctor!

The Captain


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Doc here again... Many thanks to The Captain for another terrific report!  Thank you sir!

Thanks,
Doc

The BNA Playlounge Report! Summer Sizzler Recap from Racer X (w/10 Pics!)

Doc here with the second of the Berlin News Agency recaps, The BNA Playlounge Report.  Correspondant Racer X was on the scene and has filed this report from BNA.

I have also included 10 photos from the event, featuring Paul and Frank from BNA.

Here we go!

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Hi Doc,

Here is the first person account of The Summer Sizzler Party... 25 Couples attended the party and they did not disappoint.

The first few couples that came in , walked right into the theater, got naked and got right down to business. A couple of the ladies said that it was their first time in this thing of ours, but with all the fucking and sucking that was going on they could have fooled me !

One the many highlights of the evening happened when a hot little brunette came in with
her hubby - we'll call her Miss D. It seems that Miss D was there celebrating her birthday and everyone who was willing quickly joined her party. Now I must say that Racer X has seen a lot in this thing of ours, but this young vixen even made me blush. She fucked, sucked, & licked everything in her reach! I'm sure all the patrons hope she cums back very soon...


The staff, the food, and everything was great..... Hats off to BNA Summer Sizzler Party. It was the best....

Till next time Racer X signing off....

***

Doc here again... You can check out more from the Berlin News Agency on their website: 
www.berlinnewsagency.net

Summer Sizzler Gallery!
(Click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)










Flash Report! RRoddy2304 on Berlin News Agency on 7/13/13

Doc here with a great Flash Report from regular contributor RRoddy2304. On 7/13 he ventured into the terrific Berlin News Agency and has filed this report.  It looks like it was a hot night in more ways than one, and we have the details.
 
Here we go!
 
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Doc,
 
Saturday, the 13th of July, I decided to take a drive out to Berlin News Agency again. My first trip had been a bit of a bust since not a single couple or female had come in during the 2 hours that I was there. But I was told that things picked up after 8 pm, and I DID leave before that. So this time I got there about 10:30 PM.
 
I pulled up and the parking lot was pretty full. So I knew it was packed and was just hoping it wasn't another sausage fest like my first trip. I walked in, broke a twenty, and used one of the tens to enter the theater area. I walked in and made my way past the first room, which was jam packed with guys. I believe that room has gay porn playing.. or at least it did when I walked into it on my first visit. So this time I walked right past that first room, and then right past the main theater room as I made my way towards the back to use the bathroom.
 
Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
As I turned left and passed two of the large 'cubicle' areas I was faced with a crowd of men watching something going on in the cubicle to the right. As I walked past I noticed that some guy was holding a woman leg up in the air as he fucked her. After using the bathroom I came back and found a spot that allowed me a view of what was going on.
 
One guy was fucking a woman that was laid out on her back on the platform/table in the middle of the cubicle area. She was blowing another guy, and a few others were standing right near them and waited for their turn, some while stroking their already exposed cocks. I started to count the guys but lost interest when I reached twenty. That was twenty guys in the cubicle, or immediately outside of the little entryway, waiting to take a crack at her. I watched for about 10-15 minutes as three or four different guys fucked her (she had started before I ever got there), she blew another three or four, and a few settled for cumming on her tits as she announced that she'd be leaving shortly. 
 
The air conditioner had apparently died earlier that day and wouldn't be fixed until Monday, so it was hot as hell in there and i walked off towards the main theater room where it was cooler. I ended up buying a cold soda and taking a seat in the back of the room. After a few minutes the 7 or 8 guys that were in there watching the movie and waiting suddenly got up and began moving out into the hall.
 
I hadn't planned on playing that night but I was definitely still interested in whatever might be going on, so I got up and followed them out into the hall where I found a that a middle aged woman and her guy had come in. She wasn't sure what she wanted to do yet, and then I saw her attention drawn to another cubicle.. so I followed the two of them and found that their was a woman blowing a guy in there. There was another guy lounging in the cubicle area too, but this woman didn't seem to be drawing too much attention from the 30 - 40 other guys that were in their at that moment. 
 
The female half of the couple then had a conversation with another guy who was standing a few feet away and I realized that the female that was blowing the guy in the cubicle was actually a guy. Cock isn't my thing, even when it's hidden under a fancy dress, and the couple seemed unsure of what they wanted to do yet, so I took a little walk around to see what else was going on. I ended up back at the main theater room and after a couple of minutes some of the other guys who were in their too got up and moved out into the hall again. 
 
I followed them out and made my way to the back cubicle where that first female had been getting tag teemed when I first came in. Looking into the cubicle over the 5 foot tall wall I could see a new woman had come in. She was a pleasantly plump 30-35 year old, and was standing on the center table platform by the time I got there. She was reaching up and holding on to the ceiling as two guys began to spank her. After a few minutes of this she indicated that she had reached her limit on the spankings and started to fully undress.
 
As her dress, panties, and bra came off, she ended up on her knees with her ass in the air as one guy began to plow into her. Again, there's now about 20 guys in and waiting to get in the cubicle, and probably 10 were around her fondling her tits, rubbing her legs, arms, and one guy was stroking his cock near her head waiting for her to look up (she did eventually, and she did take him in her mouth).
 
The couple that had come in now asked to enter the cubicle and we all made room for them, where they sat down so that the female could watch the single girl enjoying herself. I lost count of how many guys fucked the single girl, but most of the time that she was there she had at least two cocks in her, and twice I noticed that one guy was also fingering her asshole as she got fucked.. I know this because in my quest to get a better look I got 'sucked' into the cubicle area as a sort of 'conveyor belt' had developed.
 
As guys finished fucking her they drifted left and eventually out again. But the couple had started to play, and now there was one girl getting fucked on the table, and the female half of the couple had her legs up on some guys shoulders (a couple of feet away) and was getting fucked as  her guy looked on at her side. So the conveyor belt rotation started to break down as their were now two women getting fucked in the cubicle and probably 25 of us guys crammed in their to either help them out or watch. It was getting too hot for me again, and there were numerous guys stroking their cocks as they awaited permission to play with one of the two females...
 
I began to leave the cubicle to make room for those who wanted to play, but two more females arrived and now even more guys blocked my egress route. So these two curvy women came with a guy and were let in to get an up close look at the main girl on the table as she got fucked over and over. I hadn't intended on playing, but the female half of that couple on the other side of the cubicle had caught my eye.. so I was going to make my way over there, but I couldn't get over there as their were too many guys lined up waiting and watching the 30 year old on the table.
 
As I patiently awaited an opportunity to either get over to the couple, or out of the cubicle to a cooler part of the building for a few minutes, the guys to my right talked one of the newly arrived girls to take her tits out. Before long she was being fondled and sucked, and before i could get past them the female that was on the opposite side of the table/platform took a break from fucking because it was too hot in their. So with her exit from the cubicle a few other guys left too and I followed them out.
 
Out in the hallway between cubicles and the main theater room I noticed a bunch of guys were looking into the main theater room. So iIpopped my head in and found that another couple had come in. They were seated in the middle of the seating area and he was watching the movie as she sucked his dick. I watched them for a little while and was waiting to see if anyone else was going to get to play with her when he finished and they just got up and left.
 
After a few more minutes I returned to the cubicle with all the action and found that the new girls both had their huge breasts out, one was fucking and sucking multiple guys, and the other was taking pictures and video with a cell phone. The guy they came in with just stood at her side and rubbed her back as she got fucked. Eventually the two females ended up in a 69, then the first one was getting fucked while eating out the other one.. who coincidentally seemed to have as much interest in cock as I did.. none at all. But it was still a great show!
 
I was only there for about two hours, but during that time there were at least 6 women and the cross dresser/transvestite who were also there and playing. Some of the women were a bit bigger than I'm attracted to, and the two I was into ended up leaving before I got a chance to approach them, so I never did get to play. But either way, it was a great show and a great time was had by just about everyone who was there during those two hours! It's a long drive for me, but It was definitely worth the trip!
 
I was only there for about 2 hours, but there was almost constant fucking!
 
RRoddy2304
 
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Doc here again... Many thanks to RRoddy2304 for his detail rich report from the Berlin News Agency.  Keep the reports coming, sir!
 
Speaking of BNA, the next edition of the BNA Playlounge Report is coming soon to The Journal. Stay tuned!
 
Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Couple's Flash Report! Ms.Tara @ Horse Cave, Metro Station and Theatair X (w/PICS)

Doc here with a great Couple's Flash Report from regular correspondent Miss Tara.  Tara and hubby visited three theaters, with mixed results at best:

- Horse Cave, KY
- Metro Station in Louisville, KY
- Theatair X in Clarksville, IN

Here is Miss Tara and her report, which include pics from this trip.

Here we go!

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Hello Doc,
 
Thank you for helping me check out the adult theater scene in Louisville.   We took our trip as planned a couple of weekends ago and I wanted to follow-up with you on our experience.  
 
Friday night we drove up and checked into the motel at the exit at Horse Cave.  Definitely a low quality motel, but, for what we were there for, it set the mood.   My husband and I drove by the book store about 3 pm.  there were a lot of cars in the parking lot, so I assume it was probably a nice crowd in the theater. However, since we had just got there, I wanted to freshen up and do my girly things, as we planned to go back later that evening. 
 
We headed back to the bookstore about 10 pm thinking it would have a nice crowd.  We were wrong.  After paying the $20 admission fee, we go into the theater.  I will say as far as furnishing, this theater is nice.   Big over stuffed sofas, not torn and in good shape.
 
Ms. Tara at Horse Cave
After we got settled, we noticed there was one older couple there.  Turns out, they were there to watch me from the ad I had placed online.  Most of the men there were older, and I was not attracted to anyone.  One younger guy came up and asked if he could sit down and I said yes.  Unfortunately, he was a motor mouth, and his constant rambling was doing nothing for me.  After being there for about an hour, we called it a day and decided to leave.  I think we would have had better luck during the day, and will try again another time.
 
Then Saturday, we drove to Louisville.  Checked into our hotel and drove to the Metro Station to check it out.  It was about 3 and there was a good crowd in the theater, but again, we were planning on playing later that evening, so we headed out for dinner.  Then at 10 we returned to the Metro, and it was almost dead.   We sat down and there was about 5 men in there.  My husband, trying to make the best of it, commanded me to walk to the front of the theater, bend over and remove my panties from under my micro mini skirt.  Then instead of sitting back with him, he instructed me to move to the back couch with the one guy who seemed interested.  I pulled out his cock and gave him a blow job while he played with me.  However, he must have been shy, because he never could really get it up enough to fuck. 
 

Ms. Tara @ Theatair X
So, after about 30 minutes trying with him, we left and drove up to Theatair X in Ind.  Lots of guys there, even though I knew it was on the "red List," I was willing to have some fun.   Going into the theater we were very disappointed in the seating.  It was like old junior high auditorium seating.  Straight back chairs, half of them broken, very cramped and it really smelled bad.  My husband almost got stuck sitting down in one.  Knowing that it was on the red list and there wasn't any comfortable seating, we moved on and got some tokens to check out the booths.  Lots of them, lots of men.  But the booths were so small two people barely could fit inside one.
 
However, we did give it a go and got settled into one.  Sure enough, there appeared a nice cock thru the hole.  I jacked him off but was so uncomfortable in the cramped space, we gave up there.  It seemed that this theater/bookstore does every thing it can to make you uncomfortable.  Plenty of guys, but just couldn't take how it was so cramped.
 
I am sorry I couldn't give you a glowing report of success, as I really wanted to have a great weekend.    Lesson learned.   Try Horse Cave and the Metro during the day, and don't bother with Theatair X.
 
Next month will be headed back to Atlanta and to the Buford Highway Twin Theaters,  where I had a great time before.  I plan on getting really slutty there, the last weekend of August. 
 
Stay tuned.......

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Doc here again... Many thanks to Ms. Tara and her latest adventure in this thing of ours.  I'm surprised she encountered as little fun as she did, as I did my best to help promote the visits.  I have big hopes for her next trip to Buford Highway Twin Theaters in Doraville, GA.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

New Feature! This Old Porn House - Chapter 1 - The Capri Art Theater in Buffalo, NY

Doc here with a brand new feature here at The Journal of Adult Theaters: This Old Porn House.

In this new series, I will be profiling the before, during, and after of some legendary adult theaters.  Some of these profiles have a sad ending, some may be stuck in time, while some endings just might surprise you.

To start this series, we might as well begin with my start in this thing of ours

The year is 1981, and on a rainy Fall night, I decide it's time to take the plunge into this thing of ours. I was a senior in college, and after my Monday night class I would venture down to the Capri Art. As I drove down Bailey Avenue in Buffalo, I could see in the distance the lighted marquee of the Capri Art. 

The two movies on tap that night were a John Holmes classic "Prisoner of Paradise", and second feature that had cowboys and squaws doing The Apache.

This was a classic neighborhood theater, with little to no parking off street. By comparison, it was similar in size and layout to The Oregon Theater in Portland.  No balcony, but a large auditorium seating 792 people (according to Cinematreasures.org) .

In it pre-porn days, it was The Varsity Theater, and like many theaters of it's vintage, it either closed or was converted to either adult fare or grindhouse movies.  The Varsity eventually became The Capri Art (and then later The Palace before it closed it's run as an adult theater).

This was The Capri Art Theater one year after I first set foot in the place in 1982:

Circa 1982
























This is the same theater, lastly named The Uptown Theater, which was last a community theater before it closed.  I took this image 4 days ago when I was back in my old stomping grounds, 31 years after the above image was taken:

7/19/2013







7/19/2013


















The interior, as it stands today...
The seats look familiar.
















So kids, this story has an open ended conclusion.  A new owner wants to once again transform This Old Porn House to a community theater for live events. Previous owners have tried, but it didn't work out in the long run. 

This is one theater that won't die quietly.

Stay tuned for the next chapter of This Old Porn House.


Thanks,
Doc 

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor

Doc here, your humble kaiju, with a quick note from my desk, nestled in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college...

There is a lot of editing ahead of me for today, as there are several reports in the can that need to be published shortly here at the Journal. My trip back to Buffalo, while very enjoyable, has put me behind schedule.

So, to those of you that have submitted reports, but have yet to see them published, this will change in the next couple of days. And to you, the loyal readers of The Journal, you have a lot of cool stuff coming your way in the next few days.

It's time to start with a cappuccino and get editing...

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, July 22, 2013

Couple's Flash Report! SDBlckChick on The Jolar Cinema in San Diego

Doc here with a fantastic first time Couple's Flash Report from SDBlckChick. SDBC hit The Jolar Cinema in San Diego for her first ever adult theater adventure, and this report gives you peek inside making that first step into this thing of ours.

Enjoy this great report...

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This is my first experience/review, and I am woman. After reading almost every review on this site in a span of 2 nights I took the plunge.

 
About us: I am 24, light brown African American, D, 38 full figured but not bbw (210), wearing a long sun dress with flowers on it. My chaperon is a 35 year old, Latino man I very recently met.

So 7/16/13 around 10:30 I arrive at The Jolar Cinema escorted by a new found friend and veteran of this adult theater world. Now as a woman I sometimes have naughty thoughts, but am a little apprehensive about exposing them. So anywho we arrive and I am clinging to my host like a puppy on its mamma's teet, we make our way back past the booth girls and to the door where we were buzzed into the theater.

When we get in I am immediately overcome buy nervous anticipation and want to run for the door, as a couple comes towards us... I cling tighter to my chaperon as he laughs and reassures me that we can just speculate for my first visit. After a couple of minutes he begins to fondle my breast, ultimately exposing them while in the hallway with the couple standing behind us. Building a little physical courage (juices are starting to flow),I tell my chaperon I was ready to find a seat.

We find seats in the first theatre were there were About 5 guys looking un-entertained. After a couple of minutes of conversation , my chaperon unleashes his solider and strokes him to attention, while exposing my breast and instructing me to take the wheel..at this point we have almost every one's attention. After a couple of minutes and shuffling of our audience, the mission was accomplished, so off we went for a brief recess outside.

When we returned we decided to try the second theatre were I chose to sit next to a guy I found interesting, but shortly he exited.. but hey his loss obviously (male 16 to female 3 ratio). So once again I was faced with the same mission as a gay couple behind us handled their business... a previous spectator circled and sat next to us so I decided to give him a hand as well. Hey I have two of them!

So as both men grouped and fondled my body I stroked on... I began to like the attention, it was almost like a game of Tease with my male following.. after a while we grew tired and decided to call it a night.. so I bid the other man a farewell as I looked around feeling slightly accomplished for having let go even though it was not much.

For anyone that was wondering...the crowd consisted of about 3 Latino men, 10-13 Caucasian men and 2 other couples not including us. All ranging from early 30's to 65. Would love to see more diversity among the ages and races.

All in all from a women's prospective, it is a acquired taste that I can't wait to try again. My chaperon has agreed to take me to all of the ones in the area including one that is not on the list :-)

To all of the women on the fence about it, go for it but take a date. To all the men novice and veteran, please pay special attention to your hygiene. I.e. cigarette laced hands don't feel good on the woman parts, brush your teeth, groom you privates if you want oral... to all have fun and I will post a review about my next couple of experiences.

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Doc here again... Many thanks to SDBlckChick for a terrific first time report, as well as reading all the reports she mentioned in her introduction. Talk about a crash course... I hope you continue to file your reports, and enjoy your trip into this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, July 19, 2013

Final Reminder! Berlin News Party 7pm Saturday 7/20/13

Doc here with a Special Announcement from my good friends at the Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.

There is a new party on the horizon, and here are the details from Paul at BNA:

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Are you longing for some hot summertime fun?.... Well the wait is over! Your #1
 ABS The Berlin News Agency has planned a night of food, couples, and
singles, which should be one for the record books

Saturday night July 20th, from 7pm till Midnight. Booth section will be open for the party. Single men $25 at the door. Couples and Single ladies are all ways free !!!

See you there!

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor: Old Stomping Grounds Edition

Doc here with a Quick Note from the airport, just a quick drive from The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.

I'm off on a business trip this morning to my old stomping grounds of Buffalo, NY.  After my meetings this afternoon, I will be making a House Call to Talk of the Town Video in Niagara Falls, NY Friday night, 7/19/13.

 Maybe one or more of The Journal's regular reporters might also be in attendance: The Cunning Linguist, The Oral Reporter, or even Dry Clean Only. 

Gents, if you will be in the neighborhood, drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I'd like to shake the hands of our valued contributors.

I am hoping there also might be a few couples in attendance to help me re-live some of the great nights at TOTT from the early 2000's. Legendary ladies from TOTT like The Farmer's Daughter, Barb, Jolie, Lynne, Donna, and the list goes on... And new names like Silk and The Librarian.  The Good Doctor hopes he runs into you Friday night at TOTT.

How will you know it's me?  Look for a guy who looks like the avatar and has the faint scent of meatballs about him.

Looking forward to a good night back home in Western New York.

Thanks,
Doc


Thursday, July 18, 2013

Flash Report! Jay Hits DC Video in Horse Cave, KY


Doc here with a nice Flash report from senior reporter Jay, and his latest trip to Horse Cave, KY and DC Video.
 
This is a good one folks... Here we go!
 
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Dear Doctor,
 
Its been over six weeks since I last played and I wanted to get out of the house. Am I ever glad I went last night to Horse Cave, KY and DC Video.
 
I drove up and the parking lit was full at 930 PM . Over 40 cars. I walked inside to find 5 couples in the theater already. One was a tall thin gal of about 50 wearing a very skimpy black bikini and a tramp stamp and nothing else . They sat all the way up front. She hung on to her guy as another guy played with her ass  and pussy. At one point the other guy was licking her pussy. After 15 minutes or so they got up and left.
 
Then in came Cheryl (about 40 ) and her man. She was dressed in a black skirt and top , no bra or panties. Very nice D cup boobs with nice nipples. They started playing in the theater once they sat down. She had guys eating her pussy, playing with her boobs, making out with her , getting head from her and fucking her. Hubby had bought in a small vibrating dildo and was using it on Cheryl to her  (and ours) great delight  She played for about two hours and at one point was eating the pussy of Karen a bubbly blonde in a tube top making her first ever theater visit to play.
 
Karen (40 ish) let the guys touch her and lick her but wasn't fucking , sucking, groping or kissing anyone. She had a great southern accent and was quite talkative in a good way.
 
While Cheryl was playing in the middle of the theater Dixie was warming up in the back. She was a pretty 34 year old with curly blonde hair. Her second ever theater visit ever. She wore a lace top with no  bra, short dark skirt, no panties. Pretty face, great B cup boobs with very chewable nipples.They drove over 200 miles to enjoy the night there and did she ever. Dixie got fucked by numerous guys (never enuff according to hubby) and blew quite a few. She took 5-6 loads on her face including one up her nose. Dixie enjoyed playing in the booths with hubby and us watching outside as she blew a guy through the gloryhole and got fucked  by a stud in the booth.
 
One all night couple did not play during my three hours there, a gal of about 45 and larger . She stated they go every other week or so but I don't recall seeing her there before. They either go on Friday nights or Sat nights depending on hubby's work schedule.  She enjoyed watching the fun but did not encourage anyone to play with her. Dixie & Cheryl were very encouraging.
 
Another 40ish blonde with her hubby hit the booths for a while to play. Don't know what or how many she did. The last couple I saw (#7) was about 50. She was almost 5 feet tall with long black hair, a gal we would describe as a pretty spinner. Her husband was doing all he could to heat her up and she was dressed to play but they left without playing. I suspect she might have wanted a smaller group (1-2) guys at a time to play with instead of being surrounded by guys. There was much hope and anticipation that she would play but that didn't happen.   All the regulars agreed it was quite the night at Horsecave.
 
One thing that upset Dixie and another woman were that Horsecave doesn't give a price break to couples. Its $20 per person to get in. Once you leave the store you have to pay to get back in. Like one guy who spent eight hours told me he was getting his money's worth. He certainly did Sat night.  The management of DC Video would do better business to do more to encourage couples to come and play. The theaters have nice comfortable faux leather couches that are great for playing on. Soda and candy machines in the theater complex, a bathroom. Bottled water, condoms and sextoys can be purchased in the store for use in the theater. Plenty of lighted parking in front and rear (its a former outlet mall). Even an area for semi's to park .
 
Jay
 
***
 
Doc here again... Many thanks to Ray and his latest report! Bravo, sir.  Great stuff!
 
Thanks,
Doc