International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits Sameplace in Amsterdam, Holland

Doc here, a man who some say loves his wooden shoes & tulips more than most, with another outstanding International Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, The Traveler.

In this report, The Traveler ventures to The Netherlands, wherein a lifestyle club in Amsterdam called "Sameplace" is located. And it sounds like this club has a little of everything going on...In a good way!

Settle in, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this adventure from The Traveler!

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Review of Sameplace: An Amsterdam Lifestyle Club

Doc, I’m spending some time in the beautiful city of Amsterdam with its picture perfect canals and old world architecture. It is one of the great cities of Europe to explore on foot. Amsterdam is also renowned for its sexual inhibitions and vibrant red light district. I spent the first several days strolling down narrow brick streets taking in the sights and of course checking out the theater and club scene. I found a small neighborhood club to visit on a Saturday night in May. The club is called Sameplace and it’s located just beyond the centrum, a 20 minute walk from De Wallen (the red light district). (ed. note: I have the address information in The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database)

Sameplace looks on the outside very much like many other neighborhood bars in Amsterdam. It’s located in an upscale neighborhood facing one of Amsterdam’s many canals. To enter you step into a small foyer, ring a buzzer and wait for the manager to invite you inside.

Sameplace
Amsterdam, The Netherlands

The décor is features dark colors and dark wood keeping in the style of an older neighborhood bar. Accent lights give the club a red glow and a warm and cozy feeling. I took a seat at the bar ordered a drink and began to check out my new surroundings. I was setting at a u-shaped bar with seating for a dozen or so people with additional seating arranged around the room. 

Along one side of the bar area were two small alcoves with cushions where quests could relax and play. I could see into a second room that looked like a large open play area. Stripper polls and several large raised platforms with thick cushions lined one wall. This room appeared to double as a dance floor with a raised DJ stand. During my orientation I was told the lower level is where most of the action takes place. I scanned the bar area until I located a small steep set of stairs that lead down to what I assumed was the play area.

I decided I would check out the lower level a little latter and began to check out the crowd at the bar. It was still early and the crowd was lite but to my surprise, a group of six woman were seated at the bar drinking and having a lively conversation. They appeared to all be in their early 30’s and overall a very attractive group. Two couples were also at the bar relaxing with a beverage. They were both middle age and attractive. This was beginning to look like a good night.

Smut for a Mamorial Day Weekend! 50 Pics to Remember!

Doc here, a man who some say has the BBQ skills of an adolescent chimpanzee, with Smut for a Mamorial Day Weekend!

This year's edition of this holiday classic will focus on a girl's best two friends: her boobs. In the archive of the Journal massive image library, therein lies pic upon pic of hot women with amazing breasts in an adult theater environment. And this weekend, we will rub one off to celebrate them.

Enjoy your weekend, kids!

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Mamorial Day Weekend with 50 Pics!
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Flash Reports! Anaconda Goes Coast to Coast from PA to Vegas in May 2017

Doc here, a man who some say might, just might, be America's number 5 rated motivational speaker, with a coast to coast report from senior Journal reporter Anaconda.

Anaconda visited Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA, as well as Adult World in Las Vegas. Two theaters, two time zones, similar cir-cum-stances. 

Take it away Anaconda!

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Hey Doc! Please find below my account of 2 recent theater visits....1 in the Eastern Time Zone...1 in the Pacific.

Part 1 of my report comes to you from Cinema 309 in Wilkes Barre, PA. I arrived about 6:30 on Friday evening. This is normally much too early for this location, but anytime I get to be at a theater on a Friday or Saturday night, I get there as early as I can and stay as long as possible. On this particular evening though, there was a little action ongoing as I walked in. I let my eyes adjust and quickly realized that although there was a couple in the theater, & the scene was very tame. 

Cinema 309
Wilkes-Barre, PA

The lady of the couple had handpicked 1 man to give a handjob to in tandem with her man, 1 cock in each hand. They were very clear that no one else should approach and several of us watched from a distance although there was not too much to see. Once the men had reached their climax, the 3-some chatted a bit and then the couple left the theater. 

Around 8:30, couple #2 walked in. She was a voluptuous, small BBW blonde with a pretty face and very large breasts. They took up residence on the right side of the theater and didn't appear to be doing much more than snuggling. Eventually, they warmed up and there was some fingering and BJ action between the two of them. It's a coin toss @ 309 with the crowd, if they'll be well behaved or not, it's also pretty heavily attended by the gay/bi crowd. So, the guys just can't help themselves, and the crowd gathers. 

The Next Big Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR! Sheer Delight Sexy Lingerie Party on June 10th, 2017 from 8pm until 3am!

Visiting 15th Ave. in Chicago Tonight! Couple's Flash Report Part Deux! Sarah (from Max & Sarah) on Adult Theater Ettiquette + 4 Adult Theater Reports!

Updated 5/26 at 4:30pm: Doc here... The amazing Max & Sarah will be visiting 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL TONIGHT around 9pm!  If you read what Sarah has written below, or Max's account of the trip earlier this week, you know what may in store tonight!

See you tonight at 15th Ave!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say won close to $600 on "Press Your Luck" back in the 1970's before making off with a lovely production assistant, with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.

On this past Monday 5/22, I published a terrific Couple's Flash Report from new contributors to The Journal Max and Sarah, highlighting their trips to 4 cities and their adult theaters.  And it was glorious!  Check it out HERE. (This report has received a TON of pageviews, so thank you!)

How about we double-down with Max and Sarah?

Upon seeing the original report (written by Max) on The Journal, Sarah jumped in, wrote her own report from her point of view, spelled out some very helpful rules of the road for both women and men, and then announced where Max & herself will be Friday night  5/26/17 (Hint: At an adult emporium near and dear to the Good Doctor's pants heart)

Here we go... Please welcome Sarah to The Journal!

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Hello Doctor,

I’m Sarah, the hot 40-something redheaded girlfriend of the very hot Max. We have talked about writing reviews for so long and I am glad that he finally did it, as it has definitely inspired me to add my comments and suggestions, not only about the places that Max and I visited but theaters in general.

The Lovely Sarah

As a lady who frequents theaters I have advice for both men and women, which you are free to take or leave.

First for women who might be considering a trip to the theater. I’d like to offer a few tips...

Tip #1- They are more afraid of you than you are of them.

In theaters as in life most men are FAR more afraid of you than you are of them. Max told me this the first time we went and it’s true. A woman in a theater is a rare thing and most men will exercise the utmost caution in order to not frighten you off. While Max typically does most of the ‘crowd control,’ I know that if I say something I will be listened to. Typically, I have to tell them to be a little more gentle. I am a delicate little flower…..who likes to fuck strange guys in theaters. I’m complicated.

Tip #2-The first time will be exciting and maybe a little scary.

Scary, only because you haven’t done anything like this before. Mostly they are just different. Until I had been to a theater I had never come across a place where I could just have sex with as many people as I wanted and not have to make conversation or play coy. I can be whoever I want to be! It is extremely liberating. But like anything, some theaters are more fun than others. I have only come across one theater that was actually scary, and not because anything bad actually happened. It was just a weird and off vibe. But more about that below.

Tip #3 Dress for the occasion.

So I am going to be a little blunt here. Theaters, while clean(ish) tend to have things on the floor that maybe you wouldn’t want on your jeans or pretty dress. Going to a theater is all about access. If you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, your clothes might get on the floor, or your bare feet might be on the floor and who wants that? I actually have a pair of shoes that Max rolls his eyes at because it is such a production getting them off and on. Plan ahead. A dress is always best. Just lift it up and ta da! Max likes to make me hand him my underwear while we are in the theater with the guys watching. We ALL enjoy that. Plus it keeps my panties off the ground.

Tip #4 You can do everyone and everything or do nothing.

If you want to suck 10 dicks, you can probably do that. Fuck 4 guys? Sure, if that’s what you are into. Or you can go and watch and do NOTHING. As strange as it seems it is one of the most ‘ladies choice’ environments you will ever be in.

Tips for Men:

1. Look, some of you have crazy skills, some of you, not so much. Here’s something to keep in mind. If a woman is coming into a theater and is likely to fuck a bunch of guys, please, please do not come at her fast with a long, rough finger bang. She’s not into it and all it does is wear her and her beautiful vagina out.

Tonight! Summer Sinsation Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR!

Flash Report! A Sunday Special at Berlin News Agency in NJ by Anaconda on 5/21/17

Doc here, 1996's Tiger Beat Dream Date for August, with a brand new Flash Report from one of my favorite adult emporiums: The Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.  Reporting is senior Journal scribe Anaconda.

On top of the great report, there are details on a new weekend promo BNA is running that sounds pretty awesome.

Here we go...

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Hey Doc! 

Your old pal Anaconda again with a new report, this time from Berlin News Agency (BNA) in Berlin, NJ. 

So, after what seemed like an unbreakable cold spell, things seem to be heating up for this field reporter. My time in Vegas was a blast as I have already reported to you and your readers. I only wish that work obligations were not so heavy that I could have made a return trip to Adult World, or checked out one of the other sinful spots in Sin City. Regardless, I knew I had something else potentially in store upon my return. 

On this particular trip, I was flying round trip from NYC, thus there was a driving leg of my trip as well. While NYC airports aren't necessarily right next door to southern Jersey, it's close enough that I wasn't going to pass up the chance to hit one of the top spots and roll the dice on catching some action. BNA does communicate the presence of couples and single gals in real time to those of us in the know, and from this we know that couples traffic can be heavy on any given day, at any given time, Sunday afternoon/evening not excluded. 

Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ

So, after landing on Sunday afternoon, I made a run for it!! Traffic was unusually heavy, so sadly I didn't arrive until about 6:30PM. I saw that 2 couples had arrived about an hour earlier and was hoping that at least one of them might still be there. This was indeed the case, but they were just finishing up. When I walked in, it was clear something was up as there was a small crowd gathered around the far "cubicle" on the entry side (this makes sense to those of us that have been there and know the layout). 

Couple's Flash Report(s)! Max & Sarah's Wondrous Roads: A Tale of 4 Cities

Doc here, a man who some say is still searching for Valhalla, back with a tremendous first time Couple's Flash Report from Max and Sarah.

In a wide-ranging and hot as Hell report, Max and Sarah visit adult theater venues in 4 different cities, with (as you might have guessed) a varying success.  The adult theater Gods are a fickle sort, and this report illustrates this notion perfectly. 

Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) & please welcome to The Good Doctor's Journal of Adult Theaters the awesome Max and Sarah!

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I'm Max, my girlfriend is a hot 40-something redhead named Sarah, and she is a newly-converted gangbang and theater slut. We've been reading Doc's blog for several months now and using it to plan our itineraries whenever we're traveling, since we live in a place that has no theater options at all. We traveled A LOT the last few weeks, for business and family reasons. Here's what we found:

Houston

Friday night in Houston we checked out the newly-opened Colette swingers club. Colette Dallas is our all-time favorite club and we had high hopes but the Houston location hasn't caught on yet. Unlike Dallas, there were only a handful of single guys, none very interesting, and most of the couples were shy and kept to themselves.

So we headed down to our favorite Houston theater, Smoochees. Smoochees has a really excellent sex toy shop downstairs, and a maze of theater rooms upstairs. Fridays and Saturdays are couples-only after 4pm. They require ids and filling out a membership form, more like a swinger club, and then buzz you upstairs. Most of the rooms are small, enough for a couch or two, with a flat-screen tv showing porn in every room. Farther back is a long skinny room with about four couches lining each wall facing each other. This is where the couples tend to hang out, and we've been able to play with others before but tonight everyone was shy. Sarah and I put on a show, though.

Smoochees
Houston, TX

Saturday afternoon we headed back to Smoochees during single guy time (when couples are free), and headed upstairs to the very back back room, which has couches along three walls and a single screen showing porn on the fourth. Sarah was the only woman in the place and as we made our way to the back couch, we could sense that we were drawing a crowd behind us. 

The guys at Smoochees don't usually do that aggressive wolf-pack thing, instead they'll hang back respectfully on the other couches until they get an invite. Sarah sucked my dick for a while and I pulled her dress up to expose her ass, then waved over one guy, then another, then another. Two got to fuck her and one of them was a really dominant guy with some great dirty talk. Pro tip: submissive girls love a guy with good dirty talk.

Dr Lizardo's Journal of Cool Media: "Twin Peaks: The Return"

The gum I like has come back in style... Doc here, a man who some say knows the owls are not what they seem.  

It's been 26 years since Twin Peaks disappeared almost as quickly as Phillip Jeffries from the ABC network in 1991. I am old enough to not only have watched it in it's original run, I also taped every episode on my VHS VCR. It's first season was about as perfect a TV show in the pre-streaming era could be. 

I enter this clip of a season 1 scene as Exhibit "A" to the record...

It's second season was uneven...Varying between season one perfection and an unmitigated mess. And after 29 episodes, it was gone like a pale horse in the Palmer living room. 

In the spirit of full disclosure, I'm a David Lynch junkie. As an undergraduate student back in NY, I was first exposed to David Lynch in a student screening of "Eraserhead". It struck a chord with the young Lizardo, and changed the way I looked at both still and moving images to this day.

The next David Lynch project had even more of an impact on the then maturing Lizardo... "Blue Velvet".  It was possibly my first ah-ha moment where the dark underbelly of society, the feared and the fearful, the breakers and the broken, living underneath an idyllic small town was shown. Just beyond the white picket fences, a bleak and dangerous industrial area where bad things just happen.

I enter this clip of Blue Velvet's opening sequence as Exhibit "B" to the record...

The seedy, the dangerous, the unexpected. All keyed into my fascination with the wrong side of town, the sketchy area where you would find an adult theater or bookstore. David Lynch made it OK.

Then came Twin Peaks in 1990, and it had a similar ring to it's narrative: Things are not what they seem. Secret societies, a remote bordello named "One Eyed Jack's", illicit relationships, a girl who could tie a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, a girl wrapped in plastic, and one fuck of a dream sequence that might never be matched.

Tonight! 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Huge Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots on Saturday May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

Doc here with your party update for Saturday night's HUGE Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. 

The Party Room is decorated for this hoe-down, swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples are done (see below), and The Good Doctor has just finished ironing his lab coat for the occasion.

We will have 15th Ave. swag bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door, starting at 8pm! Each bag has a retail value of $50, so do not miss out on these bags of naughty delights for all your senses!

The Good Doctor is really looking forward to tonight's Sexy Cowgirl Outfit Contest, with 3 great prizes for 1-2-3 place! The contest kicks off about 10:15pm!

First time couples and single females...If you would like a tour of the facility, please ask for Doc and I will be happy to show you around and explain how we roll.  I will be conducting the tours between 8pm and 9:15pm. 

The Lizardo Lantern has been hoisted to the roof of 15th Ave. Adult Theater , and come 8pm, will be illuminating the skies in Melrose Park, IL! 

We welcome you to our first "Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party" tonight May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

See everyone tonight!

Thanks,

Doc