Wednesday, August 4, 2021

Flash Report! JaxBchBum Returns to Theater X Adult Megacenter in Orange Heights, FL in June 2021!

Doc here, a man who some say once rode a regular 10-speed bicycle 148 MPH across a section of John T. Bone Memorial Highway in 1995. Stopping proved to be an issue. 

In a little less than 3 weeks, The Journal of Adult Theaters will celebrate the start of it's 13th year on the interwebs. It's been a long, crazy ride, and my hair was a)much fuller, and b) much darker back then. One of the original reporters from those Halcyon Days is my good friend and senior Journal scribe, JaxBchBum

Covering the Florida scene like a glove, JaxBchBum has long regaled us with tales from the Theater X - Adult Megacenter in Orange Heights, FL. And today kids, this report is no different. And this report is en fuego!

Sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great report from JaxBchBum!

***

Hi Doc,

Nice to read Raygun's update on the current Tampa scene. I can add a little bit of experience although it is all pre-pandemic. 

Fantasyland II is still my go-to place on weekends. Unusual for anything to take place before 9pm. Disappointed to see the steep jump in admission price although it is a clean, first rate facility. 8th Street Video up in Hudson is exactly as Raygun described. Given the area is a major retiree community, not many "youngsters" come in. In the times that I have visited on weekend evenings, I have seen a couple come in only once. I hear that pre-pandemic that there was an older couple that came in on Sunday afternoons on a fairly regular basis and she was a BJ princess.

But the main reason for this dispatch from the field is a report on Theater X - Adult Megacenter in Orange Heights FL just east of Gainesville. I had a chance to visit on a Saturday night and Sunday afternoon back in mid-May, 2021. A regular told me that there was no couples action on Friday night so I hoped they were saving their visits for Saturday night. 
Theater X - Megacenter
Orange Heights, FL

From previous reports, readers will remember that the theater is small - three rows of couches two across and some single chairs along the wall. They were doing temperature checks at the counter when I entered and were still requiring a mask inside the store lobby at the time. 

Monday, August 2, 2021

Recap & Box Score! The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party on Saturday 7/31/21 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Doc here, a man who some say was the face of canned meatballs in the 1970's, and the semi-friendly host of the big Saturday parties at 15th Ave. in Chicago. I hope everyone is well.

The Good Doctor has been hosting parties at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium since 2013, and I've seen and experienced a few things over that course of time. However, The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party was the most amazing 2125 event I have hosted. Those of you who were there know what I am talking about, right? 
The Party Room for Pink Passion!
Summer parties can be a fickle mistress. It's a later arriving crowd for starters, and there was a lot happening in Chicagoland this past weekend. But, without a doubt, I can argue that the most intense event in town happened deep inside The Secret Room 2125 on Saturday.

We welcomed a TON of new guests, two of which entered the Sexy Dance Contest to great fanfare! More on those sexy ladies later. It was also fantastic to see many of our regular guests join in the fun of the evening.

The outfits on the ladies for this event were awesome! I can assure you that this will not be our last Pink Passion party. You know what else goes well with pink? Green. Green as in the T-Rex head, which made an appearance a few times during the night, dancing like it's tiny front arms were on fire!

Box Score:
M/F Couples: 58
Single Females: 7
Trans Girls: 4
Single Guys: Dozens and Dozens

By 9:30, the party Room was filling up FAST, and by the time the Sexy Dance Contest arrived at 10:30, the place was packed! The dance contest entrants were:

1. Linda! SDC Latina legend Linda was back in a TIGHT pink dress, a tiny pink thong, and a ton of energy as she gave the stripper pole the business.
2. Joanne! Decked out in an amazing black and red bustier, this sexy little red haired spinner writhed her way across the stage like a boss!
3. Diva! The lovely Diva returned to the stage in a handmade pink dress and pink Chucks, and shook her groove thing for the crowd!
4. Heather! First timer Heather signed up early for the contest, and was incredible. Her super cute, surfer girl looks sent the crowd wild! Love it when first timers jump in feet first!
5. Sandy! Another party first-timer, right from the get go, she wanted in on the SDC. 20-something brunette Sandy was wearing a cute summer dress, with absolutely nothing on underneath. Her pole dance on stage was incredible, and mouths were hanging open by the time she finished. Picture Aubrey Plaza with a Latin flare.
6. RC! Our last contestant was my good friend RC, wearing a pink-tinged hairstyle, a top that could barely keep her boobs undercover, and 6 inch stilettos that were crazy, not only did she wow the crowd, she also wowed Sandy, as the two of them dirty danced and made out on stage! Whatever you are visualizing now would not do it justice. This was WAY HOTTER.

Results:
1. Sandy
2. RC
3. Heather

All the ladies were winners, and did a fantastic job!

Each lady had her choice of a great vibrator or a set of super sexy lingerie. Choices were made, and girls were happy.

Those who were in attendance know how crazy the next 2 hours were in The Party Room. The Secret Room has a whole new set of secrets to keep after the Pink Passion Party!
A Tough Night for Doc's Lab Coat
This was hands down the best Secret Room 2125 party I have hosted in it's 4 year history. It had everything, and much more... Those who were not there have my permission to start kicking yourself in the ass right about now. You missed a GREAT ONE!

To thank everyone for such a great event, we decided to host a bonus party on Saturday August 21st starting at 8pm! The Secret Room 2125: Purple Rain Party! The FL event announcement: https://fetlife.com/events/1019850

Once again, thanks for sharing your evening with us! See you in 12 days for Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party!

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

This Saturday Night! 7/31/21! The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!


Doc here... Join us for The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party on Saturday July 31st, 2021 from 8pm til 1am! Hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators!

Our infamous Sexy Dance Contest returns! Great Prizes for 1-2-3 place!

Who's attending?  Check out the Fetlife Event Announcement! https://fetlife.com/events/1007558

Important Info:

Secret Room 2125 Parties WELCOME EVERYONE!
Unlimited Seating!
Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples w/Admission!
This is a Party Room Only Event.
Temperatures will be taken at the door.
The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar.
Age 21+ and ID is Required.

Dress Code:
Ladies - Sexy in Pink or Dress to Impress
Gentlemen - Dress to Impress

Admission:
M/F Couples $20
Single Guys: $45
Single Females: $15
Trans Girls: $15

More Info: www.15thavetheater.com

Thursday, July 8, 2021

Macy Madison: POV - Chapter 2 "Camouflage" - Booty Camp Camo Party at 15th Ave. in Chicago on 6/26/21 (with PICS)!

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was competing in an ice sculpting contest just south of Monticello, NY. There was a time and place where Doc's ice sculpting drew fans from several miles around, as he created a depiction of the first peep show booths in the 1970's from a 120 lb. block of ice. Getting the location of the gloryholes correct was a huge challenge.

Lizardos & Lizardettes, I have a treat for you this fine Thursday. Our newest field reporter/slut on the street, the incredible Macy Madison, is back with quite the yarn to spin. It has everything:
  • Vegetables
  • Mooning
  • Unicorns
  • TnA
  • Girl Kissing
  • Guy Kissing
  • A T-Rex
  • A T-Rex getting throat banged
  • A Dame with a Dick
  • A Dame with a Dick, Dicking
  • A Collete Ferro look-a-like
  • A Girl, with a wig, minus clothes
  • and the best damn Perverted Boy Scout a girl could want.
Appetite wetted?

Let's go! Take it away, Macy!

***

This is Macy Madison, your slut on the street, reporting for the Journal. When I’m not working a double shift at the cucumber factory, I do occasionally go to an event or ten. Last Saturday, I went to the camo Booty Camp Party at the 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Secret Room in Melrose Park on 6/26. 


The full moon was out Saturday and no, that is not a thinly veiled ass joke, although there was plenty of that too. It was an evening of juxtaposition and dichotomy. There was an interesting energy that ran through everything and it felt like polar opposites kept lining up. Maybe it’s Gemini season. Maybe it was the camo. Camouflage seems like the ultimate masculine wear. It’s bonafide, alpha male, drop and give me twenty, macho dude wear at its finest. Mix that with curves though and you have a contradiction that makes this unicorn get all tingly inside.

Macy Madison

There was a lot of TNA wrapped up in tight camouflage dresses while I stood in line, and that was just the beginning of what made my head spin. I kissed a girl (and I liked it) and then another one, and her husband too for good measure. I felt some very nice boobies and had mine tweaked as well. I was feeling super gay with my girl boner and my unicorn swagger. The cherry on the sundae was definitely watching the Amazing Amy dance during the dance contest. What an amazing ass! I felt like I was under hypnosis staring at those cheeks. I wanted to make it rain as I stared and I mean that in every way you think I do. Once I slipped on my strap-on, the transformation was complete. I was definitely feeling myself; my dude self.


You want to perform a fun social experiment? Wear a dick and walk around in a crowd of guys. That is a study in opposites. They eye the cock, suspicious and yet oddly turned on. They are clearly fascinated by it, but they clear a path when you walk by. 


My dick is an equal opportunity cock. It’s for ladies, men, sometimes even a T-Rex. Now it takes some real balls to let a girl with a dick fuck you in front of a whole roomful of guys and “SpankyJaws” had those balls. He got pounded by a girl with a dick, in front of a crowd. A good time was had by all. 


But like I said it was an evening of opposites and some crazy vibes. One minute I’m wearing a dick and the next, I got feminized with a kiss that made me weak in the knees. Just a girl kissing a boy, girl boner replaced by very wet panties. Okay, I actually wasn’t wearing panties, just fishnets. Shortly after the fabulous kissing, I was wearing nothing but my wig in a room in the back. Nothing reminds you of what a girl you are like when a man absolutely inhales your pussy and leaves you a little puddle of cum.

Macy Madison

You know what else is nice about dressing up? Knowing that at some point, you’re in a place where you can take it off. We’re all camouflaged in real life but coming to an event like this makes you realize that you finally let out whatever you have to disguise elsewhere. You can get naked in any way that you choose.


Being Pride month, I can’t really think of a better way to celebrate than by hanging out in an adult theater. Long before there was a Pride month, adult theaters were a place where everyone could be free to be genuinely themselves. You could be none of the genders or all of them. Even when you were doing something filthy, maybe especially then. There aren't any labels there. It’s just a feeling. 


And watching “Sexslutkitten” take on all cummers, as well as the sexy tgurl who got fucked on the stage and the hot wife with her legs up over her head in the spa, just confirmed my theory. Whatever you are is cool at the Adult Emporium. 


You dirty slut.


Which brings me to my escort for the evening, Pete “Boiledinoil. Ladies, if you are interested in coming to an event, and you need a gentleman, please ask Pete to take you. Pete will dress up too, which is always fun. Pete will be there on time and he knows everything there is to know about the theater. He’ll introduce you to regulars and he’ll have super interesting stories about past parties. Pete is a perfect gentleman and will watch your back. And your front. He’s always prepared, like a perverted Boy Scout.


Thanks again Pete.


Until next time, my slutty friends.


~MM~


***



Doc here again... Told you so. Macy Madison's report had it all. The T-Rex is still recovering from his Macy encounter, but will be back to 100% by this Saturday's Code Red Party at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium on 7/10/21.

Macy is a force of nature, Lizardos & Lizardettes. The Good Doctor had a front row seat to Macy's amazing camo adventure (soon to be a new ride at Six Flags over 15th Ave.), and it was a sight to behold! Plus, she didn't mention she won the sexy dance contest, even as she was transfixed by Amy's own dance routine.

Macy's strong suggestion that if a girl needs the perfect adult theater/club date for the night (or nights), the man on call should be Pete (BoiledInOil), is SPOT ON.  Pete is a great and trustworthy friend, and up to this task!

A suggestion to my many readers of this fine filth Journal.  If you see that Macy Madison is attending a certain Chicago adult emporium-based event, try to attend. Trust me, and you'll thank me later.

Just leave the T-Rex at home. 

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Sunday, June 20, 2021

This Saturday Night! June 26th, 2012! Secret Room 2125: Booty Camp Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Join us deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Booty Camp Party on Saturday June 26th, 2021 from 8pm til 1am at the 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Super cool camo themed swag bags for the first 20 M/F Couples in the Door w/Admission!
Age 21+ Admitted.

Ladies, please put on your sexiest camo themed outfits for this event!

Special sexy out of town guests!

Important Info:

Secret Room 2125 Parties WELCOME EVERYONE!
This is a Party Room Only Event.
Temperatures will be taken at the door.
The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar.
Age 21+ and ID is Required.

Hosted by Doc!

The Sexy Dance Contest Returns! Great Prizes for 1-2-3 Place!  

Admission (Cash Only):
M/F Couples: $20
Single Guys: $45
Single Females: $15
Trans Girls: $15

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Box Score & Recap! Secret Room 2125: CEOs & Office Hoes Party at 15th Ave. Party Room on 6/12/21! A Record Setting Night!


Doc here, a man who some say put full-contact bocce on the map... What an evening was had this past Saturday night (6/12/21) deep inside The Secret Room 2125: CEOs & Office Hoes Party in the Party Room of 15th Ave in Chicago!

Those who were lucky enough to be there will be the first to tell you that the sexual energy felt by everyone Saturday night was off the charts! 

First, your Box Score:
Couples: 51
Single Females: 4
Transgirls: 6
Guys: Dozens

The outfits on the ladies at CEOs & Office Hoes were excellent! The office attire on many was buttoned up upon arrival, but didn't take long to loosen up and (with several ladies) completely fall off. It happens on Saturdays in Chicago.

The Sexy Dance Contest featured 6 HOT entrants:
Chrissy - A tall, confidant transgirl in a sexy black outfit, with great stripper pole moves!
Enticing - A super hot Latina with exxxcellent moves and super tight dress!
Linda - A 15th Ave party legend, she wasted no time displaying our first boobies of the competition, and an erotic pole straddling dance. Whew!
Tracy - Tracy is tall, young, & sexy, dressed in conservative office attire at the start of her routine. In a matter of seconds, it was all off, and she was working the crowd!
Alaya - A first timer to our contest, this exotic lady had moves for days, and a super tight dress showing off all her curves!
Mae - Mae was wired for sound before the start of the competition, and I was the lucky beneficiary of a handsy introduction while I was introducing her! She worked her boobs to perfection during the dance, wrapping them around the poles while sliding up and down. The crowd LOVED it!

Final Results, determined by the applause meter:
  1. Tracy
  2. Linda
  3. Alaya
I hope all these great ladies enjoy their vibrating prizes, and often!

We welcomed back many new and old friends from both Chicagoland and from out of state, and we want to thank all of you for making the trip in for one of the wildest parties I have seen in a LONG time.

A big thank you to the team that helps put these events on for you! Bob, Stephen, The Amazing Liz & Tom Terrific, Scott, Roy, Boyd, and the entire security team. A job well done!

Our next party is Saturday June 26th - Secret Room 2125: Booty Camp Party. This is a party room only event. 
Dress Code:
Ladies: Sexy in Camo (or dress to impress)
Guys: Dress to Impress. 

Special out of town guests are planning to join us, too! 
Who's going? Fetlife Event Listing: https://fetlife.com/events/997538

We are making up for lost time, and the parties are bigger than ever! I spoke to several people since Saturday, who are now kicking themselves for missing last Saturday's event. There wasn't one area that wasn't utilized fully Saturday night in the party room.

Don't miss another...Doctor's orders!

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Flash Report! Bad Barbie Hits the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on 5/21/21 (w/11 PICS!) by Peter North Junior!

Doc here, a man who some say never quite trusted Angel Delaporte, with the long awaited report from Bad Barbie's most recent visit to San Diego's Barnett Ave. Superstore on 5/21/21. 
Barnett Ave. Superstore
San Diego, CA
Long time reporter Peter North Jr is back, and he has quite the tale to tell about one of the naughtiest women to hit this thing of ours in a long time! There are also pics, and they are pretty awesome!

Here we go...Take it away, PNJ!

***

Doc,

Lets just say first, it is great to be back in the swing of things and seeing the scene open up again. I know I'm not the only one who has missed this thing of ours for the last 14+ months. This visit by Bad Barbi was one of the most highly anticipated theater visits I can ever remember. I've attended all of her theater events in the last few years, and she NEVER disappoints!

Her expected arrival time was 9:00 pm on a Friday, I made sure to arrive early to secure parking and a front seat for her inside the theater because I knew Barnett was going to be packed with Barbi's fans. I walked in the theater about 8:40pm and the place was already packed waiting for her arrival. Barnett recently put in all new seating in both of their theaters which I'm not exactly thrilled about, but it seemed to work out well for the visit. The old chairs were a little more comfortable and padded, as the new chairs are made of metal. But all worked out well in the end. 

Bad Barbi
As the clock ticked away, Bad Barbi and her man walked in the theater a little after 9pm. For those who have never seen Barbi in person, she is absolutely stunning! Very tall with an INCREDIBLE BODY. The kind of woman that takes your breath away in public, let alone inside a porn theater. She walked in with a hot pink wig on, her librarian style glasses for cum protection, a coat, and booty shorts. As soon as she walked in the theater I could feel the energy change inside the room, everyone was ready for what was next to come. I politely asked the man sitting in the front corner seat if Barbi could take over the front row, and things started up fast.
Bad Barbi
She took off her jacket and there was nothing underneath. Just her perfect huge tits with perky nipples ready to be groped and cum on. Her man told the crowd that she wanted a bukkake, she wanted as many loads as possible to be shot on her face and tits. He made it clear that if anybody was ready to cum, they needed to make their way to the front of the crowd to shoot their load on her. 
Bad Barbi
In no time she was surrounded by cocks, sucking everyone around her, going back and forth between 5-6 guys. About a minute or two into playing she loosened up her booty shorts so she could get fucked. Her man notified the crowd that condoms were required if you wanted to fuck her. I was told to keep watch over anyone who fucked her to make sure everyone was using a condom
Bad Barbi
Barbi is a true professional theater slut, by far the most talented woman when it comes to pleasing a group of guys. She loves to talk dirty and is not afraid of being dominated by a group. She wants cock after cock and load after load. Once she drains a cock, she is ready for the next one IMMEDIATELY! 

Five minutes in, we were using her so good, she had at least 4-5 loads covering her gorgeous face and tits all while getting fucked hard. She sucking on balls and my cock for a few minutes until I couldn't hold back any longer and released my load all over her tits. Everyone in the theater wanted their turn with her. She probably sucked 12-15 cocks and fucked 5-6 guys all in a 10-15 minute span. She was covered in cum!
Bad Barbi
Her man notified the crowd after I shot my load that they were going to leave the theater in 5 minutes and for everyone who hadn't cum yet to do so. The group of guys who hadn't shot their load yet rushed to the front to get their turn to fuck her or cum on her beautiful body. 
Bad Barbi
Bad Barbi drained almost everyone inside the theater, she was plastered in cum from her face all the way down to her pussy. It was an amazing thing to see! She cleaned up with a towel they had brought from their hotel, but that was not enough to soak up all the loads she had taken. She had to grab some theater tissues to clean up even more. She stood up showing off her incredible body to the crowd one last time, put on her jacket and left the theater with her man.
Bad Barbi
It was definitely the shortest Bad Barbi visit, but also one of the most action packed I've experienced with her. She is truly an All-Star theater slut that knows what she wants, and can please a large crowd like no one I have ever seen before. I'll be counting down the days till she is back at Barnett! If you have never had the chance to experience her, you are missing out big time! Her and her man are down to earth and cool as long as you respect them and follow the rules they play by. 
Bad Barbi
Big shout out to the Doc for always announcing her visits to the masses, and shoutout to Bad Barbi and Co. for always putting on the best theater shows! Leaving every cocked drained and people wanting to come back for more and more!

PNJ

Bad Barbi
***

Doc here once again... A huge thank you goes out to Peter North Junior, as well as the star of the show, the force of nature known as Bad Barbi!  These great pics tell the Bad Barbi story well, of an insatiable blonde, hungry for cock and cum, in the darkness of an adult theater.   Bravo!

Where will Bad Barbi visit next?  I might have a clue...

Please remember to Follow Bad Barbi on the Twitter machine HERE.

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Monday, June 14, 2021

New Journal Series! Macy Madison: POV - "Ditching the Mask" with Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say spent every summer as a young adult working as a musket loader at a colonial reenactment park called "Ye Ole Mancini's", somewhere close to Lake George, NY.  He was known for his hot loads. 

Lizardos & Lizardettes, you are in for a big treat.  I'd like you to please welcome my good friend Macy Madison, a stunning woman most recently seen at the Grand Re-Opening Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago on 6/5/21. She has agreed to write a new series for The Journal entitled "POV", and it will focus on Macy's views of sexuality, the female perspective of the lifestyle, the adult theater/lifestyle club scene, and much more.  I could not be more excited to have Macy as part of the rogue's gallery of contributors to The Journal of Adult Theaters! 

Do yourselves a favor...Please follow Macy Madison on her Literotica page, as she has a tremendous selection of her stories that are en fuego!  Fasten your seatbelts, as her writing will stir you up and make one adjust their panties/pants.

As always, I suggest popping open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and settling in with this great first report from Macy Madison!

Here we go!

***

Greetings, this is Macy Madison reporting for “The Journal”. As your undercover unicorn, I am dedicated to going deepthroat deep undercover to bring you the skinny on what’s happening in the local adult party scene.

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? As I was standing in line the other night, I tried to remember the last time I had been undercover. I think I have to go back in time just a bit in order to properly appreciate where we are now.

It was February of 2020. I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. At some point, I was wearing fishnet pantyhose and beads. Oh wait, and my old, hot pink Chucks. It’s a newbie’s mistake to walk around the French Quarter in good shoes. I was high, like technicolor, you dropped a house on a witch and now munchkins are singing, high. I was standing outside the Hustler strip club on Bourbon Street and I looked around and thought, “this is as real as it gets.” 

Macy Madison
Or something like that, remember I was stoned.

There are few times and places in our safely pasteurized, neatly cordoned off world of modern day America that can come close to Mardi Gras. It’s the human soup of life. It's an immersion right into the bouillabaisse. It feels almost pagan in its ritual. It’s as if living in the Midwest, you’re out on a limb. You live on a freshly washed hand. Then you go to Bourbon Street and you’re smack dab in the arterial flow, the primordial ooze. Hold on, it’s going to get messy.

Everything is a lot more real. Every scent is more intense. The flavors of the food absolutely burst in your mouth. The touch of strangers as you cut your way through the crowd is a memory on your skin. Your eyes are literally assaulted with every flavor and shade, accent and costume that you can imagine that humans come in. And underneath it all, pulsing to the bass, it’s there.

Sometimes it’s a steady hum, sometimes it’s a boisterous clamor in your brain, like a jazz riff out of nowhere. It’s the drumbeat of sex.

You feel so alive, it’s almost chaotic. Something that decadent and delicious has to have an expiration date on it and frankly, Ash Wednesday always comes as a relief.

Macy Madison
Fast forward to a month later when we were quarantined.

I live alone so there were days at a time when the only meaningful conversation I had was with cats. When I dared to go to the store, it was to grab tasteless, frozen food with both hands, just in case this was it. The last trip. Ever. I looked at the other hoarders around me and sized them up just in case some zombie apocalypse shit went down. The only thing I smelled was hand sanitizer and I always reapplied more, just in case.

We were isolated and fucked and vacillated between despair and angst and the urge to just watch Netflix. Kind of like a Tinder date, but forever.

Fast forward to last Saturday at the 15th Ave Adult Emporium in Melrose Park. Sure, things have been looking up lately. I got my shots taken care of back in March which is the only benefit that I’m aware of that comes with being considered “essential”. I’ve played a bit, on a small scale. I’ve been out and about without a mask. I’ve realized that now when I talk out loud to myself, people just think I’m on the phone. Jokes on you guys.

It had been a while since I felt the old rhythm. It took me a bit to get familiarized once more. Kind of like when your FWB shows up fifteen months later. Even as I stood outside in line, I could feel the raw, sexual energy that palpitated from within. I could feel it echo back the call of the wild from inside my body and it was exhilarating. Like a tiger that’s been caged up for far too long, I could feel something inside pacing back and forth.

Saturday was my first visit to the 15th Ave. Adult Emporium and I felt safe, accepted and taken into the community immediately. Doc was hilarious and kind and made me feel at ease immediately. The couples that we sat with were friendly and fun. There were attractive people everywhere. The outfits were all over the place and of course, because dressing up is part of my kink, I was dressed. But I found it oddly comforting to know that I could have just as easily worn yoga pants too and it would have been just fine. 

Macy Madison
It felt like we all took a breath, there seemed to be a collective sigh of relief. Here we are, we survived. We survived, we’re breathing each other’s air and we’re all watching super cheesy porn, together in close proximity. You can see people’s mouths and suddenly mouths have never looked so sexy. Don’t you just want to kiss for days? I was feeling pretty antsy as I sat and watched the place fill up. Wet and antsy and ready to get my freak on.

The other magical thing that happens in an environment like the Adult Emporium is that we get to shed more than just our clothes. We get to shed our roles. Not only are you free of a mask but you can wear any mask you choose. Or none at all.

This is so liberating as a woman. Most of us in the lifestyle actually have a whole different life. Most of us live in a world where we are buttoned up so tight that you can’t trust a fart. Even without the mask I wore to the office, I’m still masked up in a world where not only can I not be sexy, but my femininity is seen as a professional detriment. My male coworkers are afraid to even talk about anything that involves gender. We’re supposed to have sanitized conversation, squeaky clean and awkwardly virginal.

The fishnet wearing, freaky unicorn inside has a few choice words about that but they’re all NSFW.

Walking through the 15th Ave., I could feel that all business casual douchebaggery had been set aside. Men openly stare and gawk. They might even drool a little. They look right at you while they adjust themselves. You can almost feel their pulse and you can definitely feel it in their eyes. You can absolutely taste the desire. It makes you want to strut. Or sashay if you’re being ladylike. Out of your khakis, you’re a goddess once again. You’ve been restored to your rightful place on the food chain.

Everyone wants to eat you.

A lot is said about sex positivity today but on Saturday night, I felt like I could let my inner slut free and no one judged her, they just wanted to meet her. Want to shake your bare ass in the middle of the room? Want to have your pick of the boys and get exactly what you want? Want to squirt all over the stage? It happened Saturday and I honestly can’t think of a better way to simultaneously celebrate feminine energy and just being alive more than with female ejaculate.

By the way, props to Ginger Squirts for performing the act not once, but twice, in under a minute.

I absolutely loved being on stage with these ladies. We cheered our hearts out for each other and egged on the crowd. At my age, I’m going to take every opportunity I get to flash my tits and shake my ass and it felt really good that there was a whole room full of other people who agreed.

Macy Madison
Doc is genuinely interested in everyone having an amazing time and that vibe is felt throughout the space. The staff were all friendly and helpful and not skeezy in the least. Everything was remarkably clean and organized and it didn’t feel filthy even when I was on my knees sucking a cock. We took advantage of the private rooms and I felt like we were slowly getting broken in again. Even when my escort and I went to the theater, I felt completely at ease. The gentlemen in the theater were eager to pitch in and really followed directions. They were like the Amazon Prime of adult theater goers.

Now that this unicorn has gotten the lay of the land, it feels like the seatbelt sign has been turned off and my next visit will be epic.

I did send messages to a few ladies on Fetlife before coming to this party. I also read some of the questions from ladies in the 15th Avenue Fetlife group. I heard two things reiterated a couple of times that I’d like to report on, now that I have had the deepthroat undercover experience.

No escort? No problem. It seems like the single men who have come to these parties in the past know the drill and they’re planners. If you’re on Fetlife, you’ll be asked, probably more than once, if you want a “date”. Considering how much you want to get your hoe on, it’s probably always better to have a spotter. You know, you might get parched.

As far as your safety is concerned, I never felt that anyone was threatening or weird. It was a good vibe all the way around. That being said, I’m a big believer that as a woman, you need to always set the tone and decide what you want and don’t want and make those intentions known. Use your pussy power for good, not evil.

Second bullet point, no, you’re not going to be body shamed. Let me assure you that there will be about a hundred guys that see you and their eyes will pop out like Roger Rabbit. It was refreshing to see the variety that was in the mix Saturday night. It was beautiful, it was every color, every age, every size and they were all gloriously real and unfiltered. You are going to be appreciated in a primitive, primal way. Absolutely eye fucked. And if that’s all you want to do, I can’t think of a more fabulous way to let your naughty, little exhibitionist minx out for a nice stroll.

If you’re in doubt about coming to a party ladies, as your faithful, deepthroat undercover unicorn, all I can say is that we’re outside again. We’re free, we’re alive, we’re maskless and I guess we still have to wear pants but whatever. It’s time to get wet and sticky again. And that ain’t hand sanitizer I’m talking about. When we were waiting for life to go back to normal, I know most of us contemplated what we’d do differently if we ever got the chance.

Welcome back to the human soup of life. It’s not masked up and germ free and thank fucking god for that. It’s a little bit of beautiful chaos. It’s a symphony of sights and sounds. It’s a parade of skin. It’s a cornucopia of cum. And it’s up to us to stick both our hands in and feel the rush of sensation. You’ll never regret what you did, only what you didn’t do. Or, to put it more eloquently,

I’ll quote a real writer and say, “buy the ticket, take the ride.”

I know a place where you can do both.

This is Macy Madison, your deepthroat deep undercover unicorn. Until next time.

***

Doc here again...I'll let you compose yourselves, and where appropriate, make yourself a sandwich. 

Wow, what a debut report from Macy! She articulates something real important here, in that we have been deprived from being deprived for the last 15 months.  We have been released back into the open air, and it may take a little bit to get our legs back underneath us again. Human contact is OK again, and that should make all of us happy.  

Macy has a lot to share with us, and I cannot wait to see what she has next for us! 

A final reminder to please show your support and to follow Macy Madison on Literotica!  Your nether regions and your brain regions will thank you.

As for The Good Doctor, while I await Macy's next smoldering report, I have an important meeting with a meatball sub in 20 minutes. 

As you were.

Thanks,

-Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter



Saturday, June 12, 2021

TONIGHT! 6/12/21! CEOs & Office H*es Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Our first event in 15 months was a huge success this past Saturday night (Grand Re-Opening) at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Party Room in Chicago, and if that event was any indication, 2021 will be off the charts!

Thank you to everyone that came out and supported our big return! I have posted a party recap here on The Journal (below).

Now onto the next one!

This Saturday Night! 6/12/21
Secret Room 2125:
CEOs & Office Hoes Party

Party Room Only Event @15thAveAdult Party Room
8pm til 1am

NO SEATING RESTRICTIONS!
MASKS NOT REQUIRED IF FULLY VACCINATED!
TEMPS TAKEN AT THE DOOR WHEN CHECKING IN

YOU MUST CHECK IN WITH THE PARKING ATTENDANT PRIOR TO PARKING. SOME AREAS OF 15TH AVE. ARE NO PARKING ZONES.  WE WILL DIRECT YOU TO WHERE TO PARK.

2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL - Party Room Entrance Only

Doc hosts!

The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar.
Not many clothes on Liz behind the BYOB Bar.
The Amazing Liz!

Sexy Dance Contest! Great Prizes! Sign up early ladies!

Dress Code:
Ladies: Sexy or Sleazy Office Attire
Men: Dress to Impress

This one is going to be BIG!

Who's Going?
Event Link: https://fetlife.com/events/995321

http://15thavetheater.com

Thank you!
-Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter