The first reported sighting of The Lizardo Lantern took place on February 25th, 1942 over Los Angeles, CA (see classified photo to the left).
What many thought was an invasion by UFOs was in fact a notification of a lifestyle party in the Hollywood Hills that was looking for more fine young men for hot wives in need.
Fast forward to today. The #LizardoLantern is a Twitter phenomenon. Men & women, couples & singles, and newbies & veterans of this thing of ours look to the skies for the signal. The signal of secret fun is just ahead, and endorsed by The Good Doctor.
Getting the signal to an adult theater is no easy task. Thanks to senior reporter @TruknDave (the official logistics partner of The Journal of Adult Theaters), we installed two Lizardo Lanterns last week: One at The Oregon Theater on Portland, and the other over 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for the huge Back to School Party. Both events were big suck-cesses.
Later Saturday 8/27/16, The Lizardo Lantern will shine once again in Chicago over 15th Ave. Adult Theater. A mysterious hashtag of #SaturdayTsunami has been floating around for a week now. I am sure the two are related somehow, someway.
The Lizardo Lantern does not come out for minor events. It comes out for major happenings. And my friends, today's should not be missed.
Here is how you will find out when this will happen:
- Follow The Good Doctor on Twitter. @LizardoJournal
- Look for the #LizardoLantern
- Head to @15thAveAdult (aka 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago).
- Bring swim trunk, goggles, and maybe a wet nap.
Please report back on your findings directly to me via e-mail: email@example.com . Your report will be published at The Journal. This is your time to shine, folks.
Look to the skies...er...Twitter.