Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Box Score: Beach Blanket Bango at The Art Cinema in Hartford on Saturday June 25, 2016

Doc here, a man who some say once ran a 5K in under 8 hours, with the Box Score of Beach Blanket Bango, the latest huge adult theater party at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT from this past Saturday, 6/25.

As many of you know, I was due to host the event as usual, but a trade show commitment successfully cock-blocked me from making the trip to the right coast. I was not a happy Lizardo about this development. 

In any case, the event was a huge success without your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Some legendary ladies were in attendance, such as my good friend, the tall, sexy, naughty, and vociferous  Natasha, the awesome Mrs. Craigslist Couple, and many others (I am looking for reports on this evening. Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your report).

Here is your Box Score from Beach Blanket Bango at the mighty Art Cinema:


Couples: 81
Single Females: 1
Trans-Girls: 3

The next big event at the Art Cinema is Saturday September 17th @ 7pm - Back to School. This is the party that last year broke the couples attendance record with 111 couples in attendance. And nothing short of a broken leg will prevent me from hosting this event.

Congrats to the terrific owner of the Art Cinema, Ernie, for a great event!  Well done sir!

See you in September!


Monday, June 27, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! The SDCouple Hit the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on 6/24/16

Doc here, a man who some say was once a featured background artist in the 1993 made for TV movie "The Day the Mustache Died", with a terrific first time report from new contributors SDCouple.

In this thing of ours, everyone will experience their "first time". For couples (and in particular the female half), this can be a nerve wracking dipping of toes into the waters of adult theaters. 

Regular readers of The Journal will know that I stress the slow and steady approach, making a first visit short and leaving the lady wanting more. With that first visit out of the way, the next ones will be logical next steps from the shallow end of the pool towards slightly deeper waters.

The SDCouple made their first trip this past Friday night at the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego, and it was letter perfect. Nothing rushed, the seal was broken, and left wanting more. They stuck the landing.

Take it away, SDCouple!


 Hey Doc,

Just wanted to say this past Friday (6/24) the misses and I headed over to Barnett Adult Superstore over in San Diego. It was our first time doing anything like this and mainly my idea. 

She (23) was a bit nervous about it but we tend to do things along this line so she went along with it. Going in it was just like any other shop with a decent selection and the people working seemed pretty nice (didn't talk too much to them). 

After looking around for a bit we decided to head back to the theater and since it was Friday it was free for us which was an added perk. We stepped into the first little theater and it was all men which was what I suspected since it was about 1am when we decided to go in (coming back from a club). So she wasn't too excited about staying in the big theater so we got up and moved to the once next door and this was better for her since it was only like 5 other men. 

We sat and watched the movies for a bit and I started rubbing her tits. At this unspoken gesture, almost every man took out their dicks and started masturbating. Seeing this I decided to give them a little show by having the misses lift her shirt and bra, not all the way off cause she wasn't too comfortable with it being out first time. She seemed to enjoy it so I had her lower her pants a bit and started fingering her and she even let out a few moans for the other men. 

After about 5 minutes of this she informed me that she was done for that night and wanted to leave. Obviously respecting what she wanted, we left leaving with the promise to try it again. 

All this was made possible by your blog which I stumbled upon maybe a year ago. Therefore, thank you for what you do and hopefully there will be more to come from this.



Doc here again...Many thanks to the SDCouple for a terrific primer on how to approach a first time couple's visit to an adult theater.   Something tells me their 2nd visit will be slightly wilder (just a hunch).  Keep the reports coming guys!


Saturday, June 25, 2016

Doc 's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Morning: Wall of Voodoo Edition

Doc here with your latest edition of Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Afternoon.

1983, and it's like I was in Tijuana eating  barbecued  iguana... 

Wall of Voodoo produced two of my favorite songs of that era... "Ring of Fire" a cover of the Johnny Cash hit, and this little diddy, "Mexican Radio".

Here is your two-fer from the glorious early 80's...


TONIGHT! Beach Blanket Bango Saturday June 25th at 7pm at the Mighty Art Cinema in Hartford

Tonight, join Ernie and the Art Cinema Crew for a great night of beach inspired fun at the #1 rated adult theater on The Journal, The Art Cinema!  Art Cinema swag bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door, starting at 7pm!

Support the mighty Art Cinema!  There is no place like it!


Friday, June 24, 2016

The Monkey Wrench Wins...

Doc here, a man who some say is just fighting for his rights as a consumer, right before he busted up a convenience store.

DEFENS Doc here, and I am pretty bummed.  Why, you may ask?

At this moment, I should be on a plane to Hartford to host The Art Cinema's HUGE Beach Blanket Bango Party tomorrow night at 7pm.  I look forward to these trips more than anyone knows. I have tons of lifestyle friends there, and good times are always had by all. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING beats an Art Cinema Party.

However, this entire weekend, a monkey wrench has been thrown into my plans and  I will be not in Hartford.  I will be in my non-Lizardo persona working a trade show over 1,000 miles away from the front door of The Art Cinema

And this sucks out loud.

For over a month, The Good Doctor has been trying to switch out of this trade show commitment. The boss was not having it. Pleas made by your narrator fell on deaf ears. Thus, my lab coat will be staying hung up in the Lizardo Lab instead of being neatly packed in my suitcase. And I will be talking to trade show attendees for two and a half days about things decidedly not adult theater oriented.  

Last year's Beach Blanket Bango Party at The Art Cinema was off the chain!  Coconut bras were worn by all genders, and the vibe of the night was awesome. And it will be again Saturday night at The Art Cinema.  Do not miss this summer classic!  Doctor's orders.

As for The Good Doctor... I'll be wearing a lanyard. Over 1,000 miles away.

I will be looking for reports from Beach Blanket Bango.... Please send them along to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com

Thanks, and have a great time everyone!

A Very Disappointed Doc

Monday, June 20, 2016

Visit Announcement: The Adventurous MD Couple at the Art Cinema in Hartford Monday Night at 7pm!

Doc here... Tonight, Monday June 20th at 7pm, my good friends The Adventurous MD Couple will be stopping by the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT to take in a movie or two on the main floor of the Art. 

Here are a few pics of Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple:

Guys...Please be respectful, and if called upon, ready, willing, and able.  

And, as always, tell them Doc sent you!


Saturday, June 18, 2016

The Ultimate Update! StuntSlut Simone and SlutDiane Version! TONIGHT! Saturday June 18th, 2016 - Heroes and Villains Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Doc here...Yeah, I have an update for you. A big, throbbing one.

As I Tweeted out yesterday, our out of town guests are on the way into Chicago for the HUGE Heroes & Villains Party tonight at 15th Ave. Adult Theater 

And who are these mysterious guests?

How about this young lady... My good friend StuntSlutSimone!  Yep, she'll be at Heroes & Villains.  Will she rope you with her golden lasso? 

And how about this insatiable chocolate lover?


Yep, that is my good friend SlutDiane... She will be in the Batcave at 15th Ave. this evening.

Oh, and this vivacious and boob-tastic young lady will be there...

Yep, that is another good friend of The Good Doctor...ToyLovingMILF . Who will be the cat who ate the canary?

Remember the Teen Titans from our record setting Halloween Party?  They have arrived from Atlanta, and looking to raise the bar! 

And kids, this is just the tip of the iceburg.  Tonight is going to  be HUGE. You will kick yourself if you miss this super-powered evening.

Heroes & Villains tonight at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater , 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.  Tickets available at the door.



Updated Friday at 6:30am: Doc here... The Swag Bags for this Saturday's Heroes & Villains Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater are done and they came out great!  See for yourself:

Confirmed guests coming in for the event... My good friend StuntSlut Simone returns with bells on! The Teen Titans (they are not teenagers, they are Teen Titans) from Atlanta are coming back, and many more! Stay tuned for more updates!

Be one of the first 50 M/F couples in the door starting at 8pm, and you get one of these bad boys!  This is not a party to get to "fashionably late"!  Each Swag Bag carries a $50 retail value, so why miss out?

We have guests coming in from near and far for this party, so this is one not to be missed! 

Also, the costume contests start at 10pm, so sign up early with The Good Doctor to get on board and in line for great prizes.  Categories include sexiest female outfit, best couples theme outfit, & best group outfit.

This is going to be a super-powered party, so don't miss out!





in The Party Room @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater

2125 N. 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, IL

Saturday June 18th, 2016 At 8PM  

Hosted by Doc from The Journal of Adult Theaters


***With your paid admission. Sorry, no passes accepted***


A $50 retail value inside each Swag Bag!  Get here early so you do not miss out on these bags of naughty delights. 
Couples and Singles, show us your SUPERHERO or SUPER VILLAIN inspired outfits at our first "Heroes and Villains Party" on Saturday June 18th 2016 at 8PM. We will also be holding three different costume contests so do not miss out on some great prizes!

  • M/F couples and single females receive preferred parking in our rear lot!
  • BYOB Event
Your Invitation:
Male/Female Couples: $30.
Single Males: $50.
Single Females & TransGirls: $15.

​​Join us for our first HEROES AND VILLAINS PARTY on Saturday June 18th at 8pm!

Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Morning: Same as it Ever Was Edition

Doc here, a man who some say has never burned down the house, with another edition of Doc's Musical Interlude.

This little gem comes from one of The Good Doctor's favorite bands of all time: Talking Heads. I saw them live only once, back when The Good Doctor was just a young spud in college.  That show was what ended up eventually in "Stop Making Sense", the awesome Talking Heads concert movie by Jonathan Demme. 

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy a little music.


Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Cinema 309 AND Headliners in PA and Hits a Double!

Doc here, a man who some say performed on the "Chet & Daisy Show" back in the late 70's, with a great two-fer from senior Journal scribe Anaconda.

Anaconda hit both Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre and Headliners in Greenville PA.

Take it away...


Hey Doc,

So here's the follow up I promised in my last e-mail ...

I found myself passing through NEPA this past weekend and figured since I had some luck recently at Cinema 309, I'd try to make a quick stop on my way through late on Friday night. I rolled in about 9PM and the theater closes at 10PM, so I knew I didn't have a lot of time. My theory was that if I walked in and things were happening, I could get some quick action and then head back out. Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, and a little action is better than no action at all. 

So, I pulled in and the # of cars in the lot indicated that it was pretty busy in there, good sign. I paid my $12 admission and went into the theater. After the 30 second adjustment time for the low lighting, I quickly scanned and noticed 3 couples in the theater, but only 1 area of activity. I walked down the left side aisle to check out the activity which was centered around a woman who was having her pussy fingered by one guy and about 6 or so others watching, occasionally reaching out for a handful of tit. 

I walked around a bit to check out the other couples. Couple #2 was an older couple, probably 60+, not unattractive, but they were not giving any indications that they were interested in playing with the crowd or even among themselves. Couple #3 was a young couple, probably late 20's - early 30's, and she was very cute, mixed race with carmel skin and curly brown hair and a nice slender build. They seemed very curious about what was going on around them, and I couldn't quite tell if they were going to get into some action or not.

Remembering The Paris Theatre: Part 3 - The Boob Hound Soaks in Gemini & Other Ladies at The Paris

Doc here, your humble sea bass, with Part 3 of "Remembering The Paris Theatre", an ongoing series covering the best of times at the now closed Paris Theatre in Portland, OR.

In this chapter we welcome The Boob Hound, and his report on his first trip to The Paris over the span of a few days. On his last visit at the Paris, he encounters my good friend, the amazing Gemini, and she was holding court cock at The Paris. 

Take it away, The Boob Hound!


Hello Doc,

I read the news about the demise of the Paris Theater on your blog today. It was a special sort of place and I'm sad to hear it's gone.

I live far away, but last summer I was in Portland for a few weeks during a business trip and made several visits to the Paris during that time. I thought I'd pass along what I wrote at the end of my trip. I originally posted this report in Brent's Yahoo group, and at that time he suggested I submit it to your blog, though I never got around to it.

-The Boob Hound


I am too young to have participated in the glory years of the '70s and '80s. I became aware of what goes on in adult theaters about about eight years ago. Prior to that, I naively believed that they were just places to watch porn. 

The Strand in KC, MO
My first experience (and only, until I visited Portland) was in the Strand Theater, in Kansas City, Missouri, sometime in 2008. As soon as I entered that theater, I immediately understood that its patrons are almost exclusively from the gay community, and I left as soon as I entered. This led to the belief that adult theaters are primarily places for gay men to hook up, with women participating so rarely that for straight men it is not worth going. 

Monday, June 13, 2016

Freeze Frame! The Amazing Ms. PIPY with 19 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say is a carny by heart. For years, he tore phone books in half for townsfolk across the USA. This earned him fame, and a fair share of ladies along the way. 

Hands down, one of the most popular girls here at The Journal is the super sexy Ms. PIPY

There is just something about her that keeps Journal readers coming back for more... Whether it's her blonde hair, her sexy curves, or her naughty girl next door looks, she has that "it" factor.

And kids, it's time for a Freeze Frame Report of the best of Ms. PIPY. Uncensored. Hardcore. Intoxicating.

Here we go...