Monday, April 14, 2014

Field Report! "What are the 4 Majors in This Thing of ours?" by The Black Hat

Doc here, a man who some say is deadly around the greens, with a very interesting Field Report from senior reporter, The Black Hat.

Take it away, sir!


The Black Hat Ponders: What are the 4 Majors in This Thing of Ours?

Following the sports theme the good Dr. brought to us in March, I was struck with an idea this week as the world’s top golfers descended on Augusta, Georgia for the Masters, the first of professional golf’s 4 Major Tournaments. What if the Journal had Majors? 

I thought some more and concluded that I should suggest that the Dr. poll the readers to decide what are the 4 major adult theaters in the United States that we should all aspire to collect. To get things started, yours truly would argue for the following three to be considered.

The Art Cinema, Harford, CT- A class operation run by great management. It is clean, safe and secure and the patrons are usually patient and well behaved. There are great traditions here; the private couples balcony, Ernie greeting you in the lobby, single males straining for a glimpse of couples action from down by the screen like a knowledgeable gallery at Augusta. Couples are plentiful but selective, making it anything but a sure thing for single guys and that’s why I think its The Masters. Accept the vibe, respect the scene and with a little luck and favorable conditions you may just get it in the hole.

Berlin News Agency, Berlin, NJ- another well operated establishment that has a challenging but forgiving course. On any given day anything can happen at Berlin News, from gang bangs to couples just putting on a show in the theater to Glory Hole girls making you die for a chance to make the cut and get into the booth next door. Berlin has an everyman (or woman) feel to it. A place where no matter the time or day, the crowd or conditions, you feel like you have a shot. For this and many other reasons, The Black Hat considers BNA the U.S. Open in this thing of ours.

15th Ave Theater and Spa- Chicago, IL- A top notch theater and adult playground that is well managed and maintained and hosts a variety of special events. This is a serious venue for serious participants in this thing of ours that includes a theater with a behind the screen dark room, a video booth area with glory holes, a spa with a steam room, private rooms and a general gathering area. All are welcoming places for spirited play. I don’t want to use the word “professionals”, but people at play at 15th Ave know what they are doing and are damn good at it. Real good at it. This is why I conclude that 15th Ave is The PGA Championship of adult theaters.

For the 4th Major, I am just stumped. I’ve been to a few theaters and ABS’ with theaters in my day but none of them live up to the spirit and commitment of patrons at these three. That said, I have yet to visit CT’s in Gary, IN , The Oregon and The Paris in Portland, OR or The Lido, Dallas, TX (and I mean no disrespect to any great venues I have neglected to mention here). From what I've read, they sound like they would be in contention for a place on our list. If my rationale above holds true, then we are solving for the British Open, the oldest and most storied in the game. Do any of these live up to that standard? Let Doc know and hit em straight. I look forward to seeing you all on the course.



Doc here again... I am very interested in hearing your experiences. Just e-mail them to me at the link above!


House Call Sneak Peek! 48 Couples (again!) @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Mardi Gras Party

Doc here, a man who some say wears a bowling glove at night, even though he doesn't bowl, with a quick note about the crazy Mardi Gras Event at the private Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs on Saturday night, April 12th.

The Good Doctor, along with his lovely assistant for the evening, the very sexy GiGi, welcomed 48 couples to the event (the same number as our last event in March).  The evening was high energy, with the dance floor, the stage, and the two stripper poles getting a strong work out from many of the sexy ladies in attendance.

In the coming days, The Good Doctor will drill into the details of the event, and hopefully those who didn't get a chance to attend can live vicariously through this Doctor's eyes. It is safe to say this was the highest energy event yet at 15th Ave's Private Party Room, and that energy trickled out to every area within this first class adult emporium.

GiGi and The Good Doctor met many cool first-timers, and saw many couples in for their 2nd or 3rd events.   One of those couple's was The Big O Couple. Personal note: Big O Couple... Please e-mail The Good Doctor at .  I have a couple of questions for you.  Thanks!

So kids, stay tuned for the full blown House Call Report from this past Saturday night. And please check out the Theater4 Events page above, for the details on the next party at 15th Ave Adult Theater on May 10th, 2014 @ 8PM.

Thanks again to everyone for making the evening such a huge success!




Sunday, April 13, 2014

Follow The Good Doctor on Twitter

Doc here, a man who some say is going to make his fortune by and by, with a reminder for you, the good readers of The Journal.

So you love The Journal, the reports, the photos, & the videos. But you want more. What is a loyal reader to do?

Your answer is to follow The Good Doctor on Twitter. You will exclusive content (pics and visit announcements for example), links to other content that I think you will enjoy, report notifications whenever a new report is published, and when I am on the road, on the fly updates from your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Here is all you gave to do: Click on this link: . Or, log on to your Twitter account and search for @LizardoJournal.

If I get to 1,000 followers by the end of April, I will post the Top 50 pics ever submitted to The Journal in a special report. Please RT this request to your friends.

The Good Doctor on Twitter. Catch It!


I-Team Report! What Happened to The Jolar Cinema in San Diego? - Reported by Nightowl

Doc here, a man who some say just finished giving his keynote speech at "Mustache World 2014" in downtown Chicago, with an important bit of news, and a request for help getting to the bottom of this situation.

Regular readers of know that I rarely deploy The Journal's I-Team.  It is reserved for deep investigative work and crowd sourcing from you, the good readers of The Journal. However, a situation came across the teletype machine here at my office, in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.

Here is first time reporter Nightowl, and his field report from San Diego.


This in the SD Craigslist postings, thought I would pass it on to you and the readers of the world renowned Journal.

Long time player in the scene, but have taken a break from active participation as I am involved in my third start-up (think I would learn, eh?) and just have no time....but when I do have time, I turn to the Journal for recreational reading on 'this thing of ours'.

Text of Jolar Cinema update is below:


"What happened to Jolar? Went out for some fun during the week and it was completely empty. We were hoping to meet a nice guy or couple but nothing and were told things have gone downhill for playtime there..any advice on where a couple can visit for some fun?

Thank You for your replies and now we know what happened there, we also quit going there for the same reason well over a year ago...drug users.. sad that they let it slide downhill to make the drug users feel at home."




Doc here again... Thank you Nightowl for the head's up on this situation. This is bad news, but not unexpected news about The Jolar. The increasingly sketchy crowd took away from the positive couple's vibe often found at The Jolar.  As a metter of fact, The Jolar was my favorite San Diego adult theater for a few years, and I had many memorable evenings there (and in the parking lot). 

OK, I-Team, this is where I need your help.  I need people in and arounf San Diego's adult theater scene to chime in and update your old friend in the white suit and aviators on what exactly happened.  Please e-mail at , with "Jolar" in the subject line.

I will update the database with a "Closed until further notification flag" until we can get to the bottom of this.

Good-bye Jolar Cinema (we think)... We hardly knew ye.


Saturday, April 12, 2014

TONIGHT!!! Mardi Gras at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago! Saturday at 8pm - Co-Hosted by The Good Doctor! Free Swag Bags for the 1st 35 M/F Couples!

Doc here... Yes, it's that time again. The monthly couples/singles event at The Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Theater & Spa is TONIGHT!!!  And it's Mardi Gras time! 

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed up, and I will be picking up my lovely date for the evening, the amazing GiGi, before setting the navigation system to Chicago's west side for this hot event at this first class facility. The Good Doctor will be on hand to help hand out the swag bags, and possibly make reservations for mustache rides.

Mark your calendars: Saturday April 12th @ 8pm. The first big party of the Spring is almost here, and it's time to bring your beads and masks to Chicago's far west side. This is the ideal time for first-time couples to dip their toes into this thing of ours, and experience the fun that can be had at their events.

15th Ave.'s Party Room
The 15th Ave. Swag Bags are back for the first 35 male/female couples that arrive and pay for the event starting at 8pm. The last swag bags were a huge hit, with over a $50 value in each bag (XXX DVD, Couples admission coupon, chocolates, candy, an item that may just pop in your mouth, and items for the naughtier side of yourself as well).

Details and pricing are included in the flier above. 

Want to see more pics of 15th Ave.'s top-rated adult emporium?  Go to . There is plenty there to chew on, including their upcoming events page, specials, and more.

Be there!... Mardi Gras at 15th Ave! THIS SATURDAY!!! April 12th @ 8pm. And tell them Doc sent you...


Friday, April 11, 2014

Friends of The Journal: Cute Couple @ 15th Ave. Theater & Spa Friday Evening (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has the dance moves of a young Dick Butkis, with a special "Friend of The Journal" visit announcement. 

Out of town reporters for The Journal, Cute Couple, will be making a visit to 15th Ave Adult Theater & Spa this evening, sometime between 8 and 9pm(Friday, 4/11).

Since this is their first visit to the Midwest's #1 rated adult theater & spa, they will be checking out all that 15th Ave, has to offer. 

Cute Couple have graciously sent The Good Doctor a few pics of The Mrs... You know, just because.

Couple's Flash Report! Sloppy Seconds Seekers Latest Naughty Adventure (w/9 HOT Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say never leaves his office without at least 3 tubes of hair gel, mustache cream, and a fresh cannoli.
This outstanding Couple's Flash Report is long overdue, and I owe the always hot Sloppy Seconds Seekers an apology for taking so long getting this great report published.
The report is all sorts of outstanding, and also features 9 amazing pics of Mrs. SSS doing what she loves. And if you following the report and story, they are right in synch with each other, shot as it happened.
It's attention to detail that makes SSS and their reports so good! And please remember to click on the thumbnails to ENLARGE the pics, as the images are hi-res.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Couple's Flash Report! Brandy is a Bad, Bad Girl at CTs Theater & Other Locales (w/31 PICS!) in March, 2014

Doc here, with as hardcore a report and pics as you will see anytime soon...

Regular readers know Brandy. Brandy (AKA in earlier reports as "Jessi") is the pure definition of hardcore. Her theater and gloryhole visits, and her after parties, are extreme. However, her hubby does a great job documenting her path of debauchery. And this report just maybe will be it's high water mark.

Do you like pics a really bad girls? How about 31 of them with this report? Just remember to click the thumbnails to see Brandy in all her slutty glory.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

House Call! My Evening with JP, JP's Slut Toy, & Carmen @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicagoland on 3/24/14 (with PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say witnessed the Hindenburg his pants, with a new report for you, the good readers of The Journal.

This House Call Report from your old friend in the white suit and aviators is a little different. It's a report with a twist. Your favorite cocktail with two limes instead of one.

This report begins, as they often do, with a message sent to the news desk here at The Journal, nestled inside The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college. The message was short, direct, and to the point.  It was from a duo The Good Doctor met in person a little over a month ago for lunch: JP & JP's Slut Toy.

Monday, April 7, 2014

UPDATED 4/7/14 AT 11PM! The Journal's NCAA Brackets Tourney + Adult Theater Bracket Challenge Winners!

Doc here...

We have a winner, and it is Jake and his Groovy Bracket ! He had UConn going all the way, and it paid off nicely for him!  Congrats to Jake for taking 1st Place in The Journal's first ever NCAA Brackets Tourney. 

You win the exclusive and brand new Journal Premium Coffee Mug, and an autographed photo of The Good Doctor.

Also congrats to Jeromy and his Westwood Warriors for taking 2nd place in the tourney! You sir get an autographed photo for your strong finish.
Gentlemen... Please e-mail me at and I will need to get some info from you to send your prizes.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Change of Transportation Update

Doc here, a man who some say loves fast cars and tight women, or is it tight cars and fast women? Either way...

The Good Doctor was away from the editor's desk on Saturday as I was picking up my preordered replacement to The Lizardo 3000.

Those of you who have met me in person, or have talked with me online, know I loved The Lizardo 3000 more than life itself. However, it was time to put it down Old Yeller-style and embrace 2014 with an even better, stronger, and stylish ride.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Flash Report! Adult World in Rensselaer, NY by Spurticus on 2/17/14

Doc here, a man who some say always carries an extra lightbulb with him (in his pants), with a brand new Flash Report.  First time reporter Spurticus visited Adult World in Rensselaer, NY (The Captain's home port o' call) and has filed this report to the news desk here at The Journal.

Please welcome Spurticus and his initial entry to The Journal.  Take it away, sir.


Adult World, Rensselaer, NY (Formerly Rt 20 News)

As an avid reader of your blog, I have been turning up there from time-to-time to check out the theater.

As previous reports have stated, its your standard bookstore setup with books, videos and the like in the well-lit front, with the booths and theater in back.  Booths are a good size, clean and a few with buddy booth type glass between them.  None, however, have gloryholes, which I suspect helps keep law enforcement activity at a minimum.  Seems that every time one of the bookstores ends up with gloryholes, the police are sure to follow.  The theater is a section of the rear of the store, with a buzzer-secured door.  Four rows of seats in a 5/5/2/2 configuration comprise the layout.