Saturday, August 27, 2016

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Eyes to the Sky in Chicago Edition

Doc here, a man who some say is enjoying his first full day at the editors desk in over two and a half weeks, with an important head's up for you, the good readers of The Journal.

The first reported sighting of The Lizardo Lantern took place on February 25th, 1942 over Los Angeles, CA (see classified photo to the left).  

What many thought was an invasion by UFOs was in fact a notification of a lifestyle party in the Hollywood Hills that was looking for more fine young men for hot wives in need.

Fast forward to today. The #LizardoLantern is a Twitter phenomenon. Men & women, couples & singles, and newbies & veterans of this thing of ours look to the skies for the signal. The signal of secret fun is just ahead, and endorsed by The Good Doctor.

Getting the signal to an adult theater is no easy task. Thanks to senior reporter @TruknDave (the official logistics partner of The Journal of Adult Theaters), we installed two Lizardo Lanterns last week: One at The Oregon Theater on Portland, and the other over 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for the huge Back to School Party.  Both events were big suck-cesses. 

Later Saturday 8/27/16, The Lizardo Lantern will shine once again in Chicago over 15th Ave. Adult Theater. A mysterious hashtag of #SaturdayTsunami has been floating around for a week now. I am sure the two are related somehow, someway. 

The Lizardo Lantern does not come out for minor events. It comes out for major happenings. And my friends, today's should not be missed

Here is how you will find out when this will happen:

  • Follow The Good Doctor on Twitter. @LizardoJournal
  • Look for the #LizardoLantern

  • Head to @15thAveAdult (aka 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago). 
  • Bring swim trunk, goggles, and maybe a wet nap. 
Please report back on your findings directly to me via e-mail: emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . Your report will be published at The Journal. This is your time to shine, folks.

Look to the skies...er...Twitter.


Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Twistingly's 2nd Adult Theater Visit - Back to School Party @ 15th Ave. in Chicago on 8/20/16 (w/Exxxclusive Pics!)

Doc here, a man who some say wants to go to Planet 10 (right now), with Part 2 of the amazing Twistingly and her 2nd adult theater visit. This time, it happened just 5 days ago at 15th Ave.'s Back to School Party in Chicago ( and hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators).

Twistingly's outfit was right on point: The Naughty English Teacher.  She was hard to miss in a night swarming with great looking couples and singles. And yes, her look was one that is one of my favorites (and I am a picky Lizardo) and executed note perfect.

To underscore this, Twistingly was kind enough to share several exxxclusive pics of her with you, the good readers of The Journal.  I am sure you will enjoy them as much as I did. (ed. note: Please remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the images).

So after her first report where Twistingly and Mr. Twistingly soaked in the scene and took notes, what would be their next steps?

Theater play? More booth play? Public play? Let's find out, shall we?

Here we go...Please welcome back to The Journal the lovely Twistingly...

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Hello Dear Doctor,

We arrived at Back to School and the lot was full. Knowing only couples and women get to park there, I figured there must be a lot of both. Several cars were directed to an alternate lot where we parked and exited our cars (ladies readjusting their short skirts). A security guard escorted the group down a questionable gravel path littered with rocks and broken glass and through a chain link fence which led to the primary parking lot at the back of the theater. My husband looked a bit concerned, but for me it just added to the excitement. I'm weird like that. ;)

Twistingly
We approached and several men were outside, I assumed to watch who was coming in and ogle since none were smoking. We walked past the gauntlet of guys and into the building, making it to the counter. There was friendly banter from the staff and small excited chit chat between the couples while we lined up to pay, get our hand stamped, and a paper wristband (with bees and flowers on it) put on our wrist. :)


The first 50 couples received a "swag bag" and I was excited because he handed one to me. Yay!! It contained a pass for another visit, a DVD of porn (Harem themed), condoms, lube, glow bracelets (chicks dig glow bracelets! Guys, if ever want to make friends at a bar, bring a box of them and we'll swarm), glittery pencil, ruler (smack) and a pencil cup filled with candy (pop rocks! This will be fun!). Very cute and appropriate for the theme, but I wondered how we're of the first 50 to arrive. 

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Twistingly's First Visit to a 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party in Chicago in 2015

Doc here, a man who some say spent 3 months in 2003 just speaking in haiku, with the first of two reports from new contributor and 15th Ave. Adult Theater party goer, Twistingly

Twistingly, and her hubby, Mr. Twistingly have attended two events hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  This very attractive brunette jumped right into this thing of ours, and has filed two reports to The Journal, of which this is Part 1


Take it away, Twistingly!

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This was my first foray to a theater or club. I'll be upfront and say that I did not participate other than to watch, that said I had a great time.

The theater has a themed event night once a month. That evening it was "Little Black Dress", so my friend and I wore ...well little black dresses. It’s located in a pretty secluded area in Melrose Park and when you arrive it doesn't look like much. We were with our husbands and couples get priority parking in the back. 


Walking in it looks like a porn store, a couple guys at the counter taking your money for entry. Very nice and chatty "your first time?", "don't hesitate to ask questions", and "if you feel uncomfortable at any time please inform security".

Dr. Emilio https://fetlife.com/users/2906517 was there and gave us a tour of the facility. There’s a spa and locker room (which was handy for the ladies’ purses), the theater; dividing couples to the left and single men to the right, and the party room. The party room is where we started and was set up like a dance club with stripper poles on a stage and a few bar height tables scattered about. It’s BYOB, but there’s a bar to your right as you walk in with refrigeration, ice, cups, and mixers. I think the mixers were a dollar and of course I tipped.

I'm typically the scout of the group and as soon as I had my bearings I started exploring. Behind the movie screen there is a gang bang room. It has a low massage table central and it was being used throughout the night. Only one scene made me uncomfortable; she was taking guy after guy and never made a noise. 



Twistingly
In the theater couples were watching the movie and often fucking. Some invited single men over and there was one woman who had a line of men taking turns using her hands and mouth while the man she was with was going down on her. Behind me was a very attractive couple who obviously wanted to put on a show and he had her bent over a seat while he fist fucked her from behind. The sounds from that were sorta disturbing and ...kinda hot. 

There's a stadium like seating cool down area that many single guys were sitting at, pants gone and masturbating for the world to see. Initially hesitant to look I mustered up my courage and started to watch. That really excited them and they put a little extra effort into it, often asking with a gesture for me to join in. 

Monday, August 22, 2016

Box Score: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 8/20/16

Doc here, a man who some say did print work for Vidal Sassoon as a young Lizardo, with the Box Score for an amazing Back to School event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday August 20th, 2016.

Well students of this thing of ours, this party was off the chain!  We welcomed back many of the legendary ladies of 15th Ave. that have been absent for a tad (as well as a plethora of brand new couples), and results were wet, crazy, and wild!

There is a lot to report from this event, so look for a recap from myself very shortly. I also need reports from attendees to add their perspective to the evening's activities.

Once such attendee I spoke with at the very end of the evening was an incredibly hot young lady by the name of Casey.  This adorable early 20's young lady did her homework on both The Good Doctor (Penthouse article on your's truly in the May 2015 issue), and 15th Ave. Adult Theater, and had to check it out. We also took the Lizardo Oath that stated she would submit a report from a young lady's first-timer perspective. That report will be sent to me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . Right, Casey?  ;o)

It was also great seeing long-time friends of The Good Doctor, like Victor & Victoria (3,245 and counting), Mr. and Mrs. Slaneesh, The Big O Couple, B&L, Connie & Merry, first time attendee Ms. Backseams Stockings, and list goes on. And while I chatted with her hubby, Slut Diane but so busy at the chocolate counter that I didn't see when she came up for air to say hello.

Without further ado, here is your Box Score for Back to School at 15th Ave. Adult Theater:

Saturday, August 20, 2016

TONIGHT!!! Back to School at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday August 20th, 2016 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!


Doc here, and the HUGE Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL is this Saturday night August 20th at 8pm!!!

Ready for your sneak peak at the great Back to School Swag Bags that the first 50 Male/female couples get (with their paid admission)?

Here they are to the left, and they have a few things inside to make this party one for the ages.  Each bag contains a $50 retail value of fun things for all your senses. Get there early and do not miss out!

Also back for this party is our Sexy Schoolgirl/Teacher contest!  This is always a huge hit for all our guests, and has 3 great prizes for the winners. 

I look forward to seeing everyone at Back to School, Saturday night 8/20 at 8pm!

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

On The Road with The Good Doctor: Back to Michigan Edition

Doc here, a man who some say has the penetrating eyes of Rasputin, while other's say it's more of a Louis Prima look.  You be the judge.

The Good Doctor is back on the road this week, and once again it's Michigan.  I might be able to squeeze a trip in to Romantix in Battle Creek, so stayed tuned.

I also have a ton a great reports in the hopper that I will get up on The Journal as soon as time allows. I appreciate your patience, and you'll be rewarded by some great reports. 

Hitting the road...

Thanks,
Doc


Friday, August 12, 2016

TONIGHT! An Evening with Cathy at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN on Friday August 12th, 2016 at 9pm! Hosted by Doc!


Doc here with great news for fans of this thing of ours!

How often do you get an invite to party WITH a porn star?

Internet porn legend Cathy will be appearing at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, Indiana Friday night, August 12th, 2016 at 9pm!  And none other than your old friend in the white suit and aviators will be escorting Cathy and her hubby Peter to CTs!

Here are the rules of the road:

  1. Be freshly showered. If you smell like you just put in a 12 hour shift at the mill, you will be on the sidelines. 
  2. Be ready. Wet noodles need not apply.
  3. Do your job, and make way for the next person. Make it snappy. 
  4. We will be visiting the GHs and the theater. Be patient, and good things may come your way. 
  5. We typically spend 2+ hours there, until there isn't a dry eye in the house. 
  6. Lastly, and importantly... Be well behaved. Pushy behavior will not be tolerated. Don't be that guy that turns a great night into short night.
Here are a few pics of Cathy from the Lizardo Archives to refresh your memory:


























We look forward to seeing everyone at CTs Adult Theater Friday night, August 12th at 9pm!

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, August 8, 2016

Flash Report! The Return of Joe the Cabdriver (and the Michigan Adult Theater Scene)

Doc here, a man who some say once bounced on a pogo stick for 14 hours straight before being spooked by a large bug.

At last month's Beach Blanket Bango Party at 15th Ave. in Chicago, I met for the first time regular contributor Joe the Cabdriver.  Joe had the look of a starving man at a buffet, with so much going on around him, he had his choice of dishes to savor.

Joe also could not have been any nicer a guy. We had a great conversation about the Michigan adult theater scene before I had to prepare to MC the sexy outfit contest at the event.

With that being said, let's welcome back to The Journal Joe the Cabdriver!

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Hi Doc,

It's Joe The Cabdriver with a long over due update from Grand Rapids, Michigan and West Michigan scene in general. 

Goddamn! I've been on a porn theater tear as of a late, having extra money and extra time to take up one of my favorite hobbies once again. I've definately been making up for lost time.

Nothing new to report from Grand Rapids itself. The Cini-Mini on Plainfield and Adult XXX Superstore on Division are still devoid of couples, still pathetic, at least if you're looking for This Thing Of Ours. The Cini-Mini is actually a nice place, remodeled, and doesn't smell like pee anymore. Most shenanigans happen in the bathroom, which has porn playing in the stalls. The Division XXX has a small store, no booths, a lounge, and a back area for shenanigans. I did happen to see a really old man bring a really methed-out woman in there. Other than that, no action. Sad sad sad.

I have been making ventures to the Odyssey in Muskegon. Attached to a small all nude strip club with very friendly dancers, the theater is a clean, nice facility; with a straight and gay theater, booths with gloryholes, a lounge with many couches, and two TV's playing straight porn above a stage (I'm assuming the room is used as a secondary strip club of sorts). It also features a small private room for couples; with TV, couch, and glass window with curtain. I did not see any couple's action in the theater the few times I visited, though it does cater to and attract them. Hopefully my luck will change this weekend.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

2K Followers Reached on Twitter! Release The Kraken w/60 Wet & Wild Pics!!!


Doc here, a man who some say was voted the 4th most likely to start an adult theater blog (while a senior at Stugots High School in Upsate NY). 

Well kids, we finally did it now. 2K Followers on Twitter has been achieved! It has taken a long time, but with the help of you, the good readers and reporters from The Journal, we crossed the finish line.

I would like to turn this over to my good friend, Liam Neeson:




No, The Good Doctor will not be releasing a giant octopus inside an adult theater. They are messy and the human toll would be high.  But how about the next best thing? A gallery of original pics from reporters that highlight "releases"!

Lady releases. Guy releases. Group releases. You know the type. 

Enjoy these best of the best releases...And thank you for your continued support of The Journal of Adult Theaters, your one stop shop for this thing of ours

Releases from a Kraken
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Flash Report! Dave Scajaquada Sees The Lizardo Lantern and Reports on Silk & Tony's Visit to Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY on 8/6/16

Doc here, a man who some say spends his mornings dreaming of Anderson's beef on weck, a dog from Ted's, and a bowl of spaghetti parm from Chef's, with a great Flash Report from my old stomping grounds of Western NY. 

Regular Journal scribe Dave Scajaquada (his nickname in high school was "198") has filed a timely, well-written, and detail-packed Flash Report on the Saturday visit to Video Liquidators in Buffalo by my good friends Silk & Tony last night (8/6). 

If you had been paying attention to my Twitter feed and updates at The Journal, you would have known that The Good Doctor had flatbedded The Lizardo Lantern to VL to signal the arrival of Silk & Tony. At precisely 9pm ET, The Good Doctor fired up The LL and the image of a hirsute white suited gentleman was projected into the north Buffalo sky.  

This a a great report, kids! Pop open the Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and settle in for a good one.

Here we go...

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Hey Doc!

Dave Scajaquada here; long time, no write. I know. Unfortunately, for the past many, many moons, Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave. in Buffalo was a bit dry for me. Sure, I would have the occasional discussion with the Librarian (she's still an excellent linguist), but nothing to write the proverbial home about since my last missive to you. I had a feeling things would change tonight (8/6), though. 

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Visit Announcement! The Lizardo Lantern Shines on Silk & Tony at Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY on Saturday 8/6 @ 9pm

Updated 8/6 at Noon:
Tonight, The Lizardo Lantern will be hoisted to the top of Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave. in Buffalo, NY.  The occasion?

My good friends Silk & Tony from Toronto will be stopping by for a visit and to take in a show or two at VL. 

The Good Doctor cannot be there tonight, but I hope there is  Journal Reporter or two on site that can provide a great Flash Report for publication. (The Good Doctor can be reached via e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com). 

Be respectful, be clean, and if nature has blessed you accordingly, be chocolate.

Here is the original Visit Announcement and pics of Silk...

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Doc here, a man who some say was once caught with 5 years worth of Shopsy's sewn into an overcoat, with a very special (to my heart) Visit Announcement in my old stomping grounds of Western NY.

My good friends, Silk & Tony from Toronto will be stopping by Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave (address info in the Adult Theater Database) in Buffalo, NY Saturday night, August 6th.  They intend to take in a show or two in the adult theater.

Silk, who by the way is a total smoke show of the highest order, has a bit of a sweet tooth. You see, she loves chocolate. And she would love to see plenty of chocolate in the theater enjoying a show while they are also there. She appreciates the way chocolate tastes, as well as the way it feels.  

For those of you that have not seen Silk before, here are a few images: