Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Field Report! Hugh Mungus Reviews & Breaks Down Mon Chalet in Aurora, CO

Doc here, a man who some say once wrestled a tray of stuffed manicotti away from a komodo dragon sometime in early 1990, with a very cool Field Report from first time contributor Hugh Mungus

Mr. Mungus (Hugh to his friends and sex partners) has submitted a GREAT Field Report breaking down Aurora, Colorado's Mon Chalet, a legendary location in this thing of ours.  And by the sound of things, Hugh (Mr. Mungus to his H&R Block representative) has enjoyed all that Mon Chalet can offer. 

Without further ado, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the song stylings of Hugh Mungus.


MON CHALET: The Report

Dearest Doctor:

For years, your peerless posts have provided me prurient petrol with which to power my profligate penis across the 50 states in search of sex. As such, I felt it was time to return the favor. What follows is a road report — modestly submitted — as I depart Denver, Colorado:

It was the worst 26 seconds of her life…

For me, only the day I'd been born was more monumental!

Removing my turgid timber from the porn princess, I cogitated, "I can't get laid to save my soul in a singles bar…and I bartend!"

Yet, here I was ― more bare than Vin Diesel's head ― hopping from XXX actress, to horny housewife, to PTA mom, with the door to Room 8 flung wide. Outside — a mere 10 feet away — a gaggle of gorgeous gals watched. Centennial State Sun caressed my balls through the open ingress, while I humped this torrid trio — less rhythm in my motions than a dancing, obese, one-legged, white CPA seizing violently. (ed. note:  !)

"Is this really happening?!" I ruminated.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

UPDATED 1/14/17 at 2:30pm w/PIC! TONIGHT! Snow Bunnies Gone Wild at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 1/14/17 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Updated 1/14/17 at 2:30pm: Doc here, and the big day has arrived! Snow Bunnies from throughout Chicagoland and the Midwest will be descending upon 15th Ave. Adult Theater TONIGHT for "Snow Bunnies Gone Wild" starting at 8pm, and hosted by The Good Doctor.  The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and will be leaving shortly for Chicago. 

Here are a few notes about tonight:

  • The party is BYOB!  We have cups & ice available for you, as well as mixers. 
  • RSVPs have been heavy for this event via SLS and Fetlife!
  • Snow Bunny Swag Bags for the first 50 male/female couples starting at 8pm. Each bag has a $50 retail value inside, plus a pair of very nice bunny ears!
  • Preferred parking for M/F couples and single females in our rear lot. Check in with security at the entrance. 
  • The Sexy Outfit Contest starts around 10pm.  Ladies, track me down and I can sign you up on the spot. I only have room for 12 contestants, so don't delay signing up and getting your number.  Great prizes ($40 vibrators) for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. 
  • While we recommend that ladies dress sexy in blue or white, it is not mandatory
  • Two very good friends of The Good Doctor and The Journal will also be in attendance tonight: StuntSlut Simone and Slut Diane! Two great ladies!
The stage is set, the orchestra engaged. It's time to dance...

See you tonight!



Updated 1/13/17 at 6pm: Doc here, with the latest update on tomorrow's HUGE party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater

The Party Room is decorated, looks great, and is ready to go. The BYOB Bar is stocked with mixers, ice, and waters for you. All you need to do is bring your own bottle, since all of The Good Doctor's hosted parties are BYOB. 

RSVPs are off the charts for this party, so make sure you get there early and enjoy the evening!  M/F couples and single females receive preferred parking in our rear lot. Just check in with the security guards at the entrance. 

The Good Doctor will be giving tours to first time M/F couples and single females starting at 7:45pm running to 9:15pm.  Just ask for Doc at the front counter. 

Last update Saturday afternoon.

See you then!



Updated 1/12/17 at 2:30pm (with PIC!): Doc here, your humble sea bass, with a titillating update on this Saturday's Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party I am hosting at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

One of my closest friends in this thing of ours, the awesome StuntSlut Simone, will be attending the Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party on Saturday night. To the uninitiated, StuntSlut Simone is one of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours. She and her partner in crime, Mr. S, have visited a large number of adult theaters & clubs across the country over the years. Her appeal is instantaneous; her intentions sinful.

Here is an exxxclusive new pic of StuntSlut Simone to tickle your eyeballs (Click the thumbnail to ENLARGE):

Join The Good Doctor, StuntSlut Simone & Mr. S, and 65-90 sexy couples (& dozens of sexy singles) at Snow Bunnies Gone Wild this Saturday night at 8pm for a crazy night of socializing and fuzzy bunny ears. 



Updated Wednesday 1/11/17 at 3pm:  Doc here with a quick update on Saturday's HUGE Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

The swag bags for Saturday's party are complete, and they are terrific!  PLUS, you'll get a deluxe pair of bunny ears if you are one of the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, staring at 8pm!  Don't miss out on these swag bags, as they carry a $50 retail value!

Here are the bags:



Doc here with more details on 15th Ave. Adult Theater's first HUGE party of 2017: Snow Bunnies Gone Wild!

Date: Saturday, January 14, 2017 · 8:00 PM – 1:00 AM
15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, IL
Hosted by Doc!

Your Invitation: Tickets Available Only at the Door: Male/Female Couples: $30. Single Males:$50. Single Females & Trans-Gurls: $20.

Dress Code: Girls: Sexy in White or Blue.  Guys: Dress to Impress


15th Ave. Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F Couples starting at 8pm, and include a set of BUNNY EARS with your paid admission. Sorry, no passes accepted. A $50 retail value inside each Swag Bag! Get here early so you do not miss out on these bags of naughty & fuzzy delights.

PLUS! M/F Couples and Single Females receive preferred parking in our rear lot!

SEXY OUTFIT CONTEST with great prizes! MC'd by Doc!

Join us for our first HUGE party of 2017: Snow Bunnies Gone Wild on Saturday January 14, 2017 at 8pm!

Updated 1/14/17! The Girls of Snow Bunnies Gone Wild at 15th Ave. Adult Theater this Saturday Night (w/16 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say has seen things. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. Yes, I have some really nice toys...

Saturday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, you will see some things too if you attend Snow Bunnies Gone Wild this Saturday night!  Sexy lifestyle couples, of which the ladies just might be wearing cute bunny ears. Sexy singles. A wild sexy outfit contest. A guy in a lab coat wearing aviators, and some extraordinary legendary ladies of this thing of ours

How about a few pics of two of these hot girls?  Done.

How about my good friend, StuntSlut Simone?  She'll be there!

Friday, January 13, 2017

Sneak Peek 3 - The Secret Room 2125 Video

Box Score and Recap! Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/10/16

Doc here, a man who some say once scorpion kicked a veal meatball 27 yards, with a long overdue Box Score Report from last month's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Christmas Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

On Saturday December 10th, the weather outside was frightful. Snow, low temps, and high winds can wreak havoc on a giant lifestyle party. My predictions going into the evening were not high, as not only was Chicago's weather bad, it was awful throughout the Midwest. Out of town visitors could not make it in easily, and local guests would have issues getting to Chicago's western burbs. 

I should learn not to underestimate our party-goers!  We ended up with a very healthy crowd of holiday revelers, at least a dozen first-time couples, and a high level of intensity in the air!

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Visit Announcement! The Sexual Athletes Return to the Mighty Art Cinema on Friday January 13th, 2017 at 7pm!

Doc here, a man who some say once watched "Ice Station Zebra" non-stop for 3 weeks in his penthouse suite near The Strip, enjoying each viewing more than the previous one. 

Some people consider Friday the 13th to be an unlucky day. The Good Doctor is not one of them, and I'll prove it to you.

This Friday at 7pm ET, my good friends "The Sexual Athletes" will be making their grand return to The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.  It's been 8 months since the incredible Mrs. Sexual Athlete showcased her amazing body at the mighty Art Cinema (among other things). I am sure she'd appreciate a big crowd to welcome her back.

There are 3 things to remember if you'd like to join The Sexual Athletes to watch a feature:

  1. Be Clean. A bar of soap can go a long way.
  2. Be Polite. Manners make the man. 
  3. Be Sober. Don't be "that guy". 

In case you are new to The Journal, or Mrs. Sexual Athlete, here are some images to tickle your balls or boobs: (Click to ENLARGE)