Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Flash Report! King Creole at The Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ on 4/18/14

Doc here, a man who some say always puts the lotion in the basket before he gets the hose again, with a fantastic Flash Report from first time contributor, King Creole.
King Creole hit the rocking and rolling Berlin News Agency (which The Good Doctor will be visiting this evening, April 23rd, around 7:30-8pm), and filed the following report.
So please welcome to The Journal King Creole, and his first Flash Report.
It's a good one folks!
Hey Doc!
First time reporter, longtime reader King Creole here. I had the opportunity to visit BNA this past Friday evening and I gotta tell ya... patience is a virtue. Prior to moving out of state, I was a regular at BNA. In recent months, however, my visits had proven less than fortuitous. I seemed to keep hitting the store when things died down or hadn't gotten going for the evening.
The Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ
That being said, I lucked out this time around. I stopped in around 8:00 PM. As a member of SLS, I saw a few posts that indicated some hot single ladies would be stopping by at that time. I paid my $10 and got cozy in the back. No sooner do I walk in and get settled do I hear the wonderful "click-clack" sound a pair of sexy heels make. Everyone's attention was drawn from the theater seats to the main hallway where an older couple walked by. She was blonde with a pink top on and jeans. 

Like the gallery at The Masters following Bubba Watson to the 18th hole, everyone headed in the same direction. The couple settled into one spot where they began to disrobe. She stripped down to a nice pink thong with her perky tits out for everyone to see. The couple then went back and forth from her stroking his cock to her sucking his cock. After two rounds of that, they popped up and moved to another area with more room. When they sat down, they went right back into the same routine as we all stood and watched, some guys settling in close in hopes they would be next. 

After some more sucking of her husband, she turned her attention to a young guy seated nearby. She made her way over and sucked his cock to completion in no time. After making her way back to her husband, he directed her to the BBC sitting next to him. She dropped down to her knees and took care of him as well. 

While all of this was going on, another couple walked in. It was another older lady with darker hair and a guy who I believe works at BNA. When the first couple left, this new woman had everyone's attention. She seemed pretty apprehensive, but started pleasuring a couple gentlemen sporadically until she became overheated and left the theater area. However, she was quickly replaced by another couple. 

This couple was in their mid-30's. She was rocking a pair of heels, jeans, and a black top. She had an amazing rack that I was dying to see. They settled into the area where I was hanging and everyone waiting patiently... until they got up and left. I figured that would be my cue to go too. I had to be somewhere by a certain time and it didn't seem like things were going anywhere. 

Then again... I never leave without checking out the booth area. I popped in and made my rounds, but found nothing. Just as I walked through the door, the same couple who had just left was still hanging around and two new couples had walked in. Both couples seemed to be browsing the toys and DVD's, but were offered a tour. I went back into the theater because hey... ya never know! One of the couples, in particular, featured one of the hottest blondes I've ever seen walk into BNA. I was praying for an Easter miracle.

Back in the theater, the couples looked around and the mid-30's couple reentered. Her husband rubbed her tits for a bit over her top, but they didn't seem like they were in a rush. The other two couples on tour left fairly quickly. Back to square one until...

A girl in her 20's walked in with her guy and headed right for the theater area. I poked my head around the corner and caught her just as she was climbing aboard a play table. Ho. Lee. Shit. It was about to go down and she was gorgeous! I bellied up to the table with about 9 other guys, all of us cocks in hand. She stripped down to reveal a plump ass and pulled out a nice pair of round tits. She laid on her back and popped her escort's cock into her mouth while working the cocks of whoever was in reach of her hands. We all were allowed to touch and her pussy was right in front of me. She was ready to GO.

After about 30 seconds of her enjoying everyone's touch, she announced that if anyone had a condom, they could fuck her. I jumped at the opportunity. I climbed aboard the table and slid my cock between her waiting legs. She moaned through her mouth full of cock as I awkwardly pumped her pussy. Her moans got me even more excited and in short order, I shot the load I had been hoping to release for hours. I thanked her and hopped off the table. She was just getting started. The moans continued as I cleaned myself. I turned to see another guy had already taken my place. What a gal! I hope to see her again sometime very soon!

One of these days I will get back to BNA on an action-packed evening and report my experiences for everyone. Until then, I hope you enjoyed this story!
King Creole
Doc here again... Many thanks goes out to King Creole for a great job on his first submission to The Journal. We will be looking forward to your next report, sir!
And kids, I will see you this evening at the Berlin News Agency.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Field Report! Bambi & Thumper on Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say once lived in a tree house for 3 months on a dare, with a terrific Field Report from senior reporters Bambi and & Thumper.  There have been issues at Secrets in Des Moines, WA, and Thumper has stepped up to the plate with the latest intel from this theater/ABS combo. I should add that the bulk of this info is taken from a Yahoo Group report, reposted by Thumper, and reposted by me. Here we go! *** Dr. E, 
This is the best  information I have Doc. It was posted to the APV Yahoo group, as a group posting.
This is a long post but informative...

Went up to Seattle today for a conference, and decided to stop by Secrets today on my way home. I had not been there for over a month and wanted to see how things were going. I met and talked with the new manager "Paris," a very personable, friendly, attractive and slender black woman who readily told me that "she was a male transvestite on hormones for her breasts and....," as our discussion digressed from my police concerns about Secrets to who was attending. The topic of "transvestite" arose when in response to my question about couples and clientele, Paris told me that Secrets is now drawing a large transvestite and transgender crowd. Not my thing, but that information might be of interest to others in the Group.

Paris also advised me that the owner has a court date upcoming, not for anything dealing with allowing public sex to occur within the theater, but for transforming the back area adjacent to the restrooms into an additional video room with out the proper permits and approvals from the city code enforcers. She was quick to show me all of the different licenses and permits posted on the wall adjacent to the counter and to let me know that all was legit!

When asked about the police presence, she said that they have stopped by about three times, in each instance the PD have seen patrons indulging in public sex and no one has been charged - because, according to a discussion between the owner and the Des Moines PD and City Prosecuting Attorney, the sex was in a private setting and between consenting parties. No longer have names taken when the PD stopped by on the other occasions. The same went for APV II. 
Further, the owner has taken the following steps in order to increase patronage and as applicable, make sure that the City Code Enforcers are happy:

- No longer can single women get in free. This change was made in order to avoid prostitutes from entering. Hetro couples still get in free and single men are charged $10 for a weeks worth of unlimited access. The young white hooker who was always in the theater has been banned.
- They have added several outside cameras to monitor and help mitigate the homeless and drug dealers who were in the area. Agreement with the PD that they will respond when called.
- Fixed the fences adjacent to the parking lot so that no one can easily get in and out from the parking lot. I verified that the owner also owns the carwash adjacent to the theater.
- They have removed the theater adjacent to the restrooms, but have applied for a license to again turn it into a theater sometime in the future. For now, they have instead placed twinkling colored strobe lights in the area with music. They do allow couples and others to go there for some private fun, though there is not longer any furniture there. Also, once the Des Moines permitting department allows, and everything (wiring, heating, etc.) is up to code in that area, they want to make it into a couples only area, with possibly a large cage and different types of furniture.
- Routinely, 1-2 times daily, they wipe down the furniture, especially the vinyl or leather seating areas with antiseptic wipes and mop the floors at closing with bleach.
- They have changed the hours. They open around Noon daily weekdays, earlier on weekends and close around 2:30 or so in the morning.
- The counter staff, all female, make quick walkthroughs every couple of hours to make sure that all is well, with a special eye to anything illegal, e.g. drug use. They were clear that consenting sex is not illegal. I was told that quite often they will stop and watch the fun but never interfere.
- They want to begin having specialty nights, e.g. couples night, BBC night, transvestite night, school girl night and so forth.
- The restrooms are kept clean, always with soap, toilet paper and paper towels in place and more available upon demand. Further, there are several hand dispensers of free hand sanitizer located throughout the theater for use as needed.
- I was also advised, and surprised to hear, that one of our members has really impressed both counter staff and a number of those who regularly attend Secrets. Impressed to the degree that she is being asked back by popular demand. It was also mentioned that they would be willing to have a specialty night just for her. I am going to email her directly and pass on the offer to her and her partner.
- They want to hear thoughts from patrons as to how to make the place better.

Lastly, on a topic near and dear to me, Paris showed me the daily attendance logs regarding the number of couples attending. On average, it is about 3-4 couples a day, with weekends, especially Saturdays going as high as 6-7. The logs times show couples arriving at all times. As early as 10:30 in the morning, mid afternoon, early evening and late night.

Am I still wary - yes. Will I again start going to Secrets - yes, I think so, for several reasons. Closer to Tacoma. The price is right. The place is clean. The setup is much better than most and management is concerned. But that is me, your decision to do or not do so is yours.


Doc here again... Many thanks to Thumper for this update.  Please keep The Journal aware of the latest updates from Des Moines, and it's impact on Secrets.


Monday, April 21, 2014

Upcoming Event! Cinco de Mayo Party at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo on May 3rd at 8PM

Doc here... My good friends at The Westwood Private Members Only Club in Toledo, Ohio are throwing their first Cinco de Mayo Event on Saturday May 3rd, 2014.  Their last event drew 20 couples, and with the weather finally breaking, are expecting even more to grace the theater inside this truly unique members only club.

So do the Good Doctor a favor... If you go to the event, tell the front desk personnel that "Doc sent me!".

Have fun!


UPDATED! Couple's Flash Report! "The Red Coat Serial Flasher: My Visit to the 15th Ave. Adult Theater With Friends" by Carmen (w/ 7 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say can actually behave himself in a public or private venue, with a very special Couple's Flash Report.

Back on 4/8/14, I published a House Call Report about my evening with JP, JP's Slut Toy, and a new friend by the name of Carmen (read that report HERE). I had arranged to meet them at 15th Ave. Adult Theater to document the night for The Journal, and lend my hand in assisting and crowd control if necessary. And since Carmen was new to the scene, I thought that I would take her under the wing of my my white suit coat and add some insight to this thing of ours. As it turned out, Carmen did just fine adapting to this scene.

It ended up being an incredible night (and atypical from The Good Doctor's typical evening inside the darkened walls of an adult theater), and one I will not forget any time soon.

I have included several pics of the incredible JP's Slut Toy, and two of the lovely Carmen in this report. And the yellow dress pictured in her logo? She was wearing that for a good portion of the evening with us at 15th Ave.

Two requests: 1) Carmen and JP's Slut Toy would love your feedback. E-mail me directly at, with the words "Carmen and JPST" in the subject line. I will forward your feedback to them directly.  2) Follow JP's Slut Toy on Twitter HERE or at @fitlilslut . Tell her Doc sent you...

Fasten your seatbelts...

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter from The Good Doctor & The Week Ahead

Doc here, a man who some say is closer to Frank the Bunny from "Donnie Darko" than Peter Cottontail, with an Easter message from high above Lizardo Square in The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college).

As I sit here sipping Bloody Mary #2, I wish to convey my happiest Easter wishes to the ten of thousands of regular readers of The Journal. Spring has sprung finally, and attendance at the multitude of adult theaters country-wide is on the rise. Dresses are getting shorter, and undergarments optional.

My favorite time of year.

So please enjoy the holiday, and make sure you check out the Journal first thing Monday morning for an incredible Couple's Flash Report (with several very hot pics), to start your work week.  What happens when you mix a Master, his gorgeous female slave, their incredible exotic dancer friend, & The Good Doctor at 15th Ave. Adult Theater? This report is not to be missed.

This coming week The Good Doctor will be crossing off the last top-tier adult theater he has not visited in person: The legendary Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.  A mid-week visit (Wednesday evening) is on my schedule, and I am looking forward to visiting Paul, Frank, and the crew at BNA.

May your baskets be full of Easter goodness. And plenty of lube...



Flash Report! CTFireGuy @ Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA

Doc here, a man who some say if pushed, will display his powers of aerokinesis, with a terrific Flash Report from regular contributor, CTFireGuy.

He visited Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA, and hit a great night in this classic adult theater in Northeast PA.

So without further ado, and from parts unknown, please welcome back to The Journal, CTFireGuy.

Take it away, sir.


The Good Doctor,

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Couple's Flash Report! Mr. and Mrs. Slaneesh @ 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago on Thursday 4/17 (w/ 8 PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say possesses bullet time, with a tremendous Couples Flash Report from regular contributors, Mr. and Mrs. Slaneesh.

In this well-written report, Mr. and Mrs. Slaneesh visit Chicago's 15th Ave. Adult Theater & Spa, and from the sound of it, had a wet and wild evening, not only involving themselves, but several very lucky gentlemen.

Also included in this report are 8 hot pics of The Mrs! As always, please click on the thumbnails to ENLARGE the pics of this sexy girl.

So without further ado, please welcome back Mr. and Mrs. Slaneesh.

Take it away, kids!

Friday, April 18, 2014

UPDATED 4/18/14! Follow The Good Doctor on Twitter! Help get to 1,000 Followers!

Doc here, a man who some say is going to make his fortune by and by, with a reminder for you, the good readers of The Journal.

So you love The Journal, the reports, the photos, & the videos. But you want more. What is a loyal reader to do?

Your answer is to follow The Good Doctor on Twitter. You will exclusive content (pics and visit announcements for example), links to other content that I think you will enjoy, report notifications whenever a new report is published, and when I am on the road, on the fly updates from your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Here is all you gave to do: Click on this link: . Or, log on to your Twitter account and search for @LizardoJournal and follow me

If I get to 1,000 followers by the end of April, I will post the Top 50 pics ever submitted to The Journal in a special report. Some of these pics have never been seen before! Please RT this request to your friends.

The Good Doctor on Twitter. Catch It!


Monday, April 14, 2014

Field Report! "What are the 4 Majors in This Thing of ours?" by The Black Hat

Doc here, a man who some say is deadly around the greens, with a very interesting Field Report from senior reporter, The Black Hat.

Take it away, sir!


The Black Hat Ponders: What are the 4 Majors in This Thing of Ours?

Following the sports theme the good Dr. brought to us in March, I was struck with an idea this week as the world’s top golfers descended on Augusta, Georgia for the Masters, the first of professional golf’s 4 Major Tournaments. What if the Journal had Majors? 

House Call Sneak Peek! 48 Couples (again!) @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Mardi Gras Party

Doc here, a man who some say wears a bowling glove at night, even though he doesn't bowl, with a quick note about the crazy Mardi Gras Event at the private Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs on Saturday night, April 12th.

The Good Doctor, along with his lovely assistant for the evening, the very sexy GiGi, welcomed 48 couples to the event (the same number as our last event in March).  The evening was high energy, with the dance floor, the stage, and the two stripper poles getting a strong work out from many of the sexy ladies in attendance.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

I-Team Report! What Happened to The Jolar Cinema in San Diego? - Reported by Nightowl

Doc here, a man who some say just finished giving his keynote speech at "Mustache World 2014" in downtown Chicago, with an important bit of news, and a request for help getting to the bottom of this situation.

Regular readers of know that I rarely deploy The Journal's I-Team.  It is reserved for deep investigative work and crowd sourcing from you, the good readers of The Journal. However, a situation came across the teletype machine here at my office, in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.

Here is first time reporter Nightowl, and his field report from San Diego.


This in the SD Craigslist postings, thought I would pass it on to you and the readers of the world renowned Journal.

Long time player in the scene, but have taken a break from active participation as I am involved in my third start-up (think I would learn, eh?) and just have no time....but when I do have time, I turn to the Journal for recreational reading on 'this thing of ours'.

Text of Jolar Cinema update is below:


"What happened to Jolar? Went out for some fun during the week and it was completely empty. We were hoping to meet a nice guy or couple but nothing and were told things have gone downhill for playtime there..any advice on where a couple can visit for some fun?

Thank You for your replies and now we know what happened there, we also quit going there for the same reason well over a year ago...drug users.. sad that they let it slide downhill to make the drug users feel at home."




Doc here again... Thank you Nightowl for the head's up on this situation. This is bad news, but not unexpected news about The Jolar. The increasingly sketchy crowd took away from the positive couple's vibe often found at The Jolar.  As a metter of fact, The Jolar was my favorite San Diego adult theater for a few years, and I had many memorable evenings there (and in the parking lot). 

OK, I-Team, this is where I need your help.  I need people in and arounf San Diego's adult theater scene to chime in and update your old friend in the white suit and aviators on what exactly happened.  Please e-mail at , with "Jolar" in the subject line.

I will update the database with a "Closed until further notification flag" until we can get to the bottom of this.

Good-bye Jolar Cinema (we think)... We hardly knew ye.


Saturday, April 12, 2014

TONIGHT!!! Mardi Gras at 15th Ave Adult Theater in Chicago! Saturday at 8pm - Co-Hosted by The Good Doctor! Free Swag Bags for the 1st 35 M/F Couples!

Doc here... Yes, it's that time again. The monthly couples/singles event at The Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Theater & Spa is TONIGHT!!!  And it's Mardi Gras time! 

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed up, and I will be picking up my lovely date for the evening, the amazing GiGi, before setting the navigation system to Chicago's west side for this hot event at this first class facility. The Good Doctor will be on hand to help hand out the swag bags, and possibly make reservations for mustache rides.

Mark your calendars: Saturday April 12th @ 8pm. The first big party of the Spring is almost here, and it's time to bring your beads and masks to Chicago's far west side. This is the ideal time for first-time couples to dip their toes into this thing of ours, and experience the fun that can be had at their events.

15th Ave.'s Party Room
The 15th Ave. Swag Bags are back for the first 35 male/female couples that arrive and pay for the event starting at 8pm. The last swag bags were a huge hit, with over a $50 value in each bag (XXX DVD, Couples admission coupon, chocolates, candy, an item that may just pop in your mouth, and items for the naughtier side of yourself as well).

Details and pricing are included in the flier above. 

Want to see more pics of 15th Ave.'s top-rated adult emporium?  Go to . There is plenty there to chew on, including their upcoming events page, specials, and more.

Be there!... Mardi Gras at 15th Ave! THIS SATURDAY!!! April 12th @ 8pm. And tell them Doc sent you...