Friday, November 27, 2015

Visit Announcement: The Sexual Athletes at The Art Cinema in Hartford TONIGHT at 7PM (w/PICS)

Doc here with a quick Visit Announcement for my good friends, The Sexual Athletes.

Tonight, they will be stopping by The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT to enjoy an adult feature or two on the main floor of The Art around 7PM ET. 

If you have never seen Mrs. Sexual Athlete in person before, you are in for a treat!  Aside from being smoking hot, she has the body you'll never forget.  Trust me on this...I'm a Doctor.

How about some visual tools as you think about attending The Art Cinema tonight:

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day: The Lovely Jen!

Doc here, a man who some say requires your health insurance card and a pinky swear before giving you a tour of an adult theater, with a special edition of The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

Today's TGDPOTD features my dependable yet sexy physician's assistant, The Lovely Jen. Not only is this blonde, tall drink of water a classy yet naughty girl, she also assists me greatly during the monthly parties I host in Chicago at 15th Ave. Adult Theater. I'm Pat Szajak. She's Vanna.  And ladies and gentlemen, she knows her vowels. 

So without ado, please welcome back to The Journal, my physician's assistant, The Lovely Jen as The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!


Special Edition: Smut for a Black Friday with 36 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say is in rehab at the moment trying to kick his tryptophan addiction, with a special edition of Smut for a Sunday Evening Black Friday

Well, the big day is here, a day where millions of people stand outside in miserable weather to get a deal on a blender. This report is not for these people.

This special Smut for a Black Friday is for the people who enjoy this thing of ours. Who enjoy both seeing and participating in the darkened auditoriums of adult theaters.  No Blue Light Specials here, my friends. 

So, in honor of the millions of people bringing home their new cheese straightener they got in line for last Tuesday, here are some Black Friday specials, Lizardo-Style.  



Smut for a Black Friday
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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving from The Good Doctor!

Doc here, a man who some say the pilgrims called "The Hairy Man in the Suit", with a Thanksgiving greeting to you, the good readers of The Journal from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. 

Within the next 30 minutes, The Good Doctor will be carving up the turkoli, and special combination of turkey and cannoli (the cannoli take the place of the drumsticks, and there are 4 of them). Even Barky Lizardo is giving me the malocchio, waiting for the first scraps from the bird.

The Good Doctor has much to be thankful for, like you, the good readers of The Journal. Like the outstanding contributors and reporters to The Journal, some of whom have been doing it since 2009. Like my friends, business partners, and colleagues in this thing of ours.  Like the adult theaters I partner with to host events and help drive their business. Like the new couples and singles that make their first visits to adult theaters based on what they have read here at The Journal.

To all of you, thank you!  

Now, let's dig in. 


New Event Announcement! "I'm with Cupid" Valentines Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford! Saturday February 13th at 7pm! Hosted by Doc!

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Box Score! Saints & Sinners Couples and SFs Only Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 11/21/15

Doc here, a man who some say was the winter custodian at the Overlook Hotel back in the late 70's, with the Box Score Report on last night's big Saints & Sinners couples and single females only party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

It was quite the evening, and was not lacking in a dramatic lead-up to the event.

You see good readers, Chicagoland was belted with anywhere between 4" to 11" of snow Saturday. Luckily the snow quit about 4pm, allowing the highways and streets time to be cleared. By the time the party began, the preferred parking lot in the rear of the facility was plowed and cleared. 

Due to the weather, we collectively thought that it would have a major impact on attendance by couples and single females. As it turned out, WE WERE DEAD WRONG!

We had an amazing turn out for Saints & Sinners, especially from first-time guests!  We had couples from as far away as Wisconsin & Indiana, and a big response from members of the Fetlife Group as well as SLS Group!

More details from the event will be coming soon, but in the meantime, what was the Box Score?

The Next Big 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party! Bad Santa on Saturday December 12th at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Saturday, November 21, 2015

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! The Amazing Hawaiian Eyeful on Vacation!

Doc here, a man who some say once surfed the Ohio River, only to be ticketed for stunting by a park ranger, with The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.  My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

As I type this, snow continues to fall here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.  But that is not the case everywhere within this thing of ours.

Case in point is the great e-mail I received this morning from my good friend, Hawaiian Eyeful.  She and Mr. Eyeful are on vacation in a super secret tropical lifestyle resort at the moment,  and she was kind enough to send a photo of herself to The Good Doctor to help him warm up on a cold morning.  And being the benevolent soul I am, I am paying it forward to you, the good readers of The Journal.

Please welcome back to The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day, the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful!

TONIGHT!!! The Next Big 15th Ave. Adult Theater Event! Saints & Sinners Couples and Single Females Only Party Saturday November 21st, 2015 in Chicago! Hosted by Doc!

Updated 11/21 at 10am: Doc here, snow shovel in hand, and we are ready!  The stage is set, the room decorated, and all we need is for you to supply the heat!

The weather won't hold us back, and the lot will be plowed and clear for you for tonight big Saints and Sinners Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed up and ready to hit the road in advance of tonight's big party! My physician's assistant, the lovely Jen, cannot wait to pop into her sexy outfit.  If time allows, I will post a pic of it on my Twitter feed @LizardoJournal  . 

Be careful on the drive into 15th Ave. this evening, and get ready to have some serious fun tonight at SAINTS & SINNERS!



Doc here... We are a day away from the last couples/single females only party of the year at 15th Ave. Adult Theater: Saints & Sinners!

The Good Doctor has been hearing from couples and single women alike about the event, and their outfits sounds GREAT!  Some are Saints, but there may be more Sinners...

My physician's assistant, the lovely Jen, has an amazing outfit picked out, and to no one's surprise, she is a sinner

The First 40 M/F Couples Get One of these Bad Boys
(with their paid admission)
Earlier this week, The Good Doctor, along with the awesome Natalie and Vegas Bob put together the swag bags for Saturday night's party, and they came out terrific!

The Party Room is all set for the event on Saturday night. It's going to be a fun night, and we cannot wait to welcome you in!

Here are a few reminders:

Dress code reminder: Saints  Sexy in White, Sinners in Sexy Black or Red. The dress code is not mandatory, but recommended. 

This is a BYOB event as always. Check your tasty beverages in at the bar area, and we will refrigerate them for you. We provide mixers, cups, and ice. 

We will be having our sexiest outfit contest, and you, the audience in attendance will determine our winners!  Girls...Crank up the sexy for this event!

Special Report! Holly Godarkly's The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours” - Part 5 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say the Mayans called The Golden Viper, with the gift that keeps on giving: Part 5 of Holly Godarkly's Journey into This Thing of Ours. 

When we last left Holly, she had just visited her first lifestyle meat meet and greet, and once again had her eyes opened to another facet of this thing of ours (report HERE). 

So where does Holly's adventure take her to now?  Well kids, it's back to the scene of her first crime: Past Time Video in Steubenville, OH. 

Let's jump in the Way Back Machine and set the controls for this past Monday...Holly, take us away!

The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours”

Part 5 -- The Second Adventure – Holly Visits Past Time Video for a Second Escapade

WOW!!! I feel alive for the first time in my life – I mean REALLY ALIVE. And I feel feminine – that is a first for me as I grew up as a tomboy. I am feeling that I am special – all of the email and compliments have been a tremendous boost to my self-esteem. I am coming out of my shell. Yes, SLOWLY…but still, I am taking steps to discover my full sexual potential.
Past Time Video
Steubenville, OH

The theater is a great medium for me as an exhibitionist. I am so very grateful to the Knight – for exposing me to this venue, and for being such a great model escort for me on that first adventure. He made it so special for me, and helped me begin my journey. I will always be eternally grateful to him. He is one special man for sure!!! Even though I was scared that first time, I really did learn a lot and I had fun. 

So I make my mind up I will go again. I deserve to enjoy myself. And I have someone who has offered to be an escort for me. B, the man who I wrote about in Part 4 of the blog, was the gentleman who took my picture and was in the booth next to me on my first adventure with the Knight. We have corresponded by email, and he offers to be my escort for another adventure. I decide to take him up on the offer and we select a day.

Friday, November 20, 2015

Freeze Frame: AKA Jean (from Jean & Scott) with 16 HOT Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say was imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, and he gained superpowers in the form of unbreakable skin & superhuman strength.

With the weather here in the Midwest about to poop the bed, a weekend of binge-watching Netflix or Amazon Prime seems to be in order.  The big binge-watching program that is getting the most buzz is "Marvel's Jessica Jones" on Netflix, and one couple I know who will be watching it are senior reporters Jean & Scott.

Jean and Scott met at a school for the gifted in upstate NY, and after a bit of tutoring from the mysterious Professor L, started on their superhero ways at adult theaters and gloryhole establishments across the country. So in honor of Jessica Jones and the team of Jean & Scott, I bring you some of the very best of Jean in this Freeze Frame Report.

Also, please give them a follow on Twitter.  Their handle is @Jean_Scott_xxx . Enjoy.


AKA Jean & Scott's Gallery
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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Special Report! Holly Godarkly's The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours” - Part 4 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say has dance moves described as "fluid", "confusing", and "unnatural", with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Yes, it's the return of the extremely popular Holly Godarkly, and her journey into this thing of ours.  In Parts 1, 2, and 3, she let you peak inside her initial motives and desires, and her first visit to an adult theater. 

And now kids, we have Part 4 -- The Aftermath.

Holly, take it away! (BTW, all the pics in this report are of the real Holly Godarkly)


The Journey: Chronicles of a Woman’s Initiation into the World of “This Thing of Ours”

Part 4 -- The Aftermath

Leave it to Doc to dangle a carrot (“And since then, she has taken more steps of which I have sworn to secrecy. Will she ever divulge them?”); leaving me flooded with emails begging to know what has transpired since the adventure!!! By the way – thank you all for your kind responses to the journal of my little adventure. I do appreciate each and every one of you, and try to make every effort to answer each correspondence. And with the growing interest in what Doc was referring to, I have decided to write and let you all know what that little side trip was all about. AND, clue you in on my future plans.

I had planned to go to ESCAPE in the Cleveland area the day after the adventure with the Knight. They were having a little party where the women were going to be encouraged to expose their boobs, and the men would be given cans of whipped cream. I figured: RIGHT UP MY ALLEY – right!!???!! 

I mean – exhibitionist and all. I thought this would be a mild party…non-threatening, and a good way to get those toes a little wetter! Come out of my shell a little further. But after the adventure on Thursday, and the fact that I would have to drive 3 hours each way, I decided not to go – because I thought there would be other parties like that planned in the future that I could attend. (It really DID sound like fun!)