Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Halloween Events at Adult Theaters: Update as of 10/6/15

Doc here... Adult theater/ABS owners, I would be happy to post your Halloween events here at The Journal. Please e-mail me your Halloween flier/graphic and I will update this list as soon as I get it.   


Monday, October 5, 2015

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Dangerous Curves Edition with 33 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say led a small battalion of men across Goose Green, and amidst great odds and small arms fire, whipped up a meatball sandwich like nobody's  business. 

Yes kids, after a one week respite, The Good Doctor has returned with Smut for a Sunday Evening.  My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

Curves. Dangerous ones. Truth be told, I love curves.  Top curves, bottom curves, middle curves. The more miles I put on the Lizardo 4000, the more I enjoy them. And if I enjoy them, why not share them with you, the good readers of The Journal.

As you probably already know, the pics I share with you here at The Journal are 100% real, submitted by the owners of the actual pics, and came in with a report. Nothing poached from the interwebs, nor pirated from an offshore server. Many pics were taken by your humble sea bass narrator, which you can ID from the Journal watermark. 

So I urge you to sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy Smut for a Sunday evening (which includes as it's lead off image an exclusive Doc-taken image of the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful taken in Chicago last weekend). All real. 

And tonight, all curvy.

Here we go...

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Dangerous Curves Edition
(Please click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Friday, October 2, 2015

Flash Report! Calico Jack Pulls Into Dock with Updates from The Art Cinema in Hartford and BNA in NJ

Doc here, a man who some say served aboard the USS Mr. Limpet during the Big One, with an update from two of the busiest adult theaters in the country by that crusty old swashbuckler, Calico Jack.

Calico Jack visited both the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, as well as the awesome Berlin News Agency just outside of Philly for some shore leave, and came away with a pirate's bounty.

Take it away, sir.


Ahoy, Doc! I've been in harbor a couple times in the last few weeks and am happy to report two separate adult theater visits.

On Labor Day, I dropped anchor at Hartford's Art Cinema, which started off very slow, but ended up being quite rewarding with a few ladies coming down to the main floor to play with the crew, gathered below. I left a happy man, twice over.

This past Sunday night, I stopped in at the Berlin News Agency (BNA), figuring that even a dead night at an adult theater is more fun than driving through the Pope's traffic around Philly.
Berlin News Agency
Berlin, NJ

I arrived at BNA around 8:00 to find Paul and a few other guys in the main store, shooting the breeze. Clearly, there were no women on hand to attract attention, so I waited until 9:00, planning to give up and weigh anchor when nobody arrived. 

At 8:59, just as I was about to walk out the door, an African American couple came in and made a bee-line for the video booths. After a few minutes - a gentleman never rushes things - I followed them back and found the couple in a booth with the door open. She was happy to put on a show, but wasn't interested in playing and all was well until another patron pushed in closer than the lady liked. Immediately, the couple went into another booth and closed the door. Though I couldn't see anything, the sounds that came through the walls were entertaining.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Upcoming Event Video! "Scared Stiff at The Art" - The Art Cinema's Halloween Party October 24th 2015, starting at 7pm!

Doc here, a man who some say dresses as a wheel of provolone cheese every year for Halloween, with a little eye candy for you.

Last night The Good Doctor published the promo video on YouTube for The Art Cinema's "Scared Stiff at The Art" Halloween Party, to be held on Saturday October 24th, 2015. Please make sure you check it out, "LIKE" it, and share it!

As you may know, our last party at The Art Cinema, "Back to School" drew a record-setting 111 couples.  And since Halloween is arguably the biggest holiday in the lifestyle arena, this may be our biggest event yet!

Be part of a new record at The Art Cinema in Hartford on October 24th, starting at 7pm.  
"Get Scared Stiff!


Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Breaking News! Tonight (9/29/15) was Akron's Downtown Cinema's Last Night - A Last Flash Report from Britt & Terry

Doc here...Well kids, the rumors were correct, and thanks to the many people who have e-mailed The Good Doctor in the last 2+ weeks, we can confirm (sadly) that Akron's Downtown Adult Cinema has reached the end of it's run at their current location.

Regular contributors Britt & Terry were on hand for the last night at the Downtown Adult Cinema, and have submitted the following report on it's swan song.

Here we go...



Britt and Terry here.

We can confirm the closing of the Akron Adult Cinema. Tonight was their last night of business. Unfortunately the city is once again forcing them out so they can build something. They did this once in the past to build a baseball stadium. They are looking for another place to move to, but have not had any luck yet.

Downtown Adult Cinema
(Now Closed)
Tonight was pretty busy thanks to a nice brunette lady who was happy to take care of all cummers behind the magic screen. She took care of at least 5 or 6 guys by my count as I couldn't stick around too long and had to leave before she finished.

A lot of memories behind that screen. Back when we were dating we didn't really have anywhere to go for fun. I had a roommate and she was living with her dad. So we would go there to have sex behind the screen when the theater was dead as she wasn't really into playing with others back then.

Even though we don't go there to play now, the place will be missed. Hopefully they find a new location AND learn some lessons from places like the Westwood, 15th Ave., Fantasyland, and The Art. It would be nice to have a good quality theater close by.

Till our next adventure.....

Britt & Terry


Doc here again... Many thanks to Britt & Terry for this report on the finale (hopefully just until they find a new location) of the Downtown Adult Cinema.  Fingers are crossed that the owners can find a new location soon and make some lemonade from lemons.


Upcoming Event! Promo Video for the Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago on October 24th, 2015 @ 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here with a little visual morsel for you, the good readers of The Journal, to chew on a bit this morning.  Please enjoy the promo video for October 24th's HUGE Halloween Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater: Nightmare on 15th Avenue in Chicago.  If you enjoy the video, click the "Thumbs Up" button on the YouTube page.

This event, our 3rd annual Halloween Party, will take it to the next level.  The event will be highlighted by our Halloween costume contest, which will reward the Sexiest, Funniest, and Best Couples Costume

If you are attending, let your friends in the lifesytle know by clicking that you are attending:

So please join Doc, his lovely physician's assistant, and the great team at 15th Ave. Adult Theater for Nightmare on 15th Avenue, Saturday October 24th at 8pm.  


Upcoming Event! Nightmare on 15th Avenue Halloween Party in Chicago on Sat. October 24th @ 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

Monday, September 28, 2015

Breaking News! An International Lizardo Sighting! Scandal! Photographic Proof!

Doc here, a man who some say leaves his mark on the many cities and villages he visits, both domestic and international.  

As the international ambassador for this thing of ours, I spread the words of Lizardo. Those words are often peppered with harsh language and questionable advice, but in the end deliver solid adult theater know-how to both young and old.

This morning, I received a communique from the City of Lights, Paris. My senior reporter there, Deep Brie, came across yet another historic icon is this ancient city.   Deep Brie took the following photo and sent it to the news desk here at The Journal.

Photo Courtesy of Deep Brie
Paris, France 2015
Sure, the hairline is a little off, and the last time I wore pink frames on my aviators was in 1989.  However, it is unmistakable that the representation is of The Good Doctor. 

In Paris. 

With a Space Invader.

In looking at the background, I am pretty sure it is not in front of an adult theater, or even a high end lingerie shop.   Don't be fooled, dear readers. Having this image in front of those establishments is exactly what you would expect from The Good Doctor.  But that is not how this middle-aged Sicilian rolls... 

Expect the unexpected. 

Embrace the opposing school of thought. 

Even in The City of Lights.


Sunday, September 27, 2015

Box Score! The Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 9/226/15

Doc here, a man who some say has perfected the martial art of "Ga Fa", which is an Italian version of Tai Chi.  The main difference is the large amount of provolone cheese used in defensive postures.

Well kids, what a night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater!  It was a record-setter, and on top of that, the sexy vibe the entire night was incredible.

There will be reports on the way...But in the meantime, here is your day-after Box Score from the evening:

Little Black Dress Party @ 15th Ave.

99 Male/Female Couples
 2 Single Females
14 T-Gurls
 1 Hawaiian Eyeful

Stay tuned for reports...

Thanks to everyone who made this evening a night for the ages!


Saturday, September 26, 2015

Breaking News! Hawaiian Eyeful will be Attending the Little Black Dress Party TONIGHT at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Doc here... The news embargo has been lifted on one of tonight's special guests at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Little Black Dress Party.

On the Mount Rushmore of Legendary Ladies in This Thing of Ours, one of the spots is occupied by my good friend, the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful!  Her reports have been viewed collectively more than any other's on The Journal.

And tonight, coming all the way in from Portland, Oregon with her hubby, Mr. Eyeful, Hawaiian Eyeful will be getting her hula on in Chicago at 15th Ave. Adult Theater and the Little Black Dress Party!

I strongly suggest stopping by the event tonight, and checking out this huge adult theater event on Chicago's west side.  You just never know which legendary lady you might run into!


Hawaiian Eyeful Gallery
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UPDATED 9/26 at 10AM! TONIGHT! The Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. The Fun Starts @ 8pm!

UPDATED SATURDAY AT 10AM! Con permiso, dear readers. The hall is rented, the orchestra is engaged. It's now time to see if you can dance.

In a nutshell, here are the main points for tonight's LITTLE BLACK DRESS event at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

  • First Time Couples and Single Females: Tours given between 8 and 9pm by Doc. Just ask for me...
  • Sexiest Little Black Dress Contest starts around 9:30pm. 
  • The event is BYOB. We provide mixers, ice, and cups. 
  • 15th Ave. Swag Bags for the first 50 male/female couples (with your paid admission - Sorry, no passes allowed at special events).
  • The party runs from 8pm to 1am. The theater and bookstore is open until 2am. 
  • Couple's and Single Females Preferred Parking in our rear lot (as space allows). Check with our parking staff upon arrival.

Look for my Tweet (@LizardoJournal) later this afternoon of a pic of the lovely Jen, my physician's assistant, and her outfit for tonight. Rumor has it that she is going slightly off-script.

And there may be a surprise attendee or two tonight as well... Maybe even someone familiar to regular Journal readers.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to pick up the lovely Jen. I look forward to seeing everyone tonight at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!


Updated 9/25 at 8AM:  Doc here and TOMORROW is Saturday's big Little Black Dress Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater!

The Good Doctor and the great staff at 15th Ave. are ready to party tomorrow night at the LBD Party! Our prep work is done, the Swag Bags complete, new wireless microphone system & new lights installed, and the Party Room is decorated. Now all we need is you!

My awesome physician's assistant, the lovely Jen, is super excited and her outfit drool-inducing. But don't take my word for it...Judge for yourself tomorrow night.  

The guest list RSVPs on SLS are filling up nicely, and there may be a surprise or two in the works on some party attendees. My lips are sealed, but it's going to be exciting if everything pans out for your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Real exciting!

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.