Sunday, May 22, 2016

Box Score! School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago May 21, 2016

Doc here, a man who some say was the inspiration for the 1975 movie "Shampoo", with the Box Score for Saturday night's bug "School's Out Party" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

It was a crazy night in Chicago's western burbs, as dozens of naughty schoolgirls, sexy cheerleaders, and one barely dressed teacher descended on 15th Ave. for an evening that would get anyone a detention slip.

The evening also featured appearances by several Journal contributors: Victor & Victoria, Toy Loving Milf, Mr. and Mrs. Slaneesh, The Coach (all the way from MA), and The Happy Yid amongst others. 

Our sexy outfit contest was awesome, with 9 sexy contestants and 1 not so sexy contestant (Hello Victor) competing. 

Your winners:

  1. Red Rider - A tall, sexy red head with excellent pole and lollipop licking skills.
  2. Elizabeth - A gorgeous brunette dressed in a formal collar and nothing else other than string.
  3. Cashmina - Her tight leopard print dress could not contain her killer body. 

Here is your Box Score for School's Out at 15th Ave. Adult Theater:

Couples: 63
Single Girls: 1
Trans Girls: 7
Single Guys: Dozen and Dozens

Thanks again to everyone who came out and had a fantastic time moving and grooving!

The next two events at 15th Ave. Adult Theater are:

Thanks again for a great night!


Saturday, May 21, 2016

TONIGHT! SATURDAY MAY21ST! The Next HUGE 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party in Chicago: School's Outy Party Starts at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Saturday Update! Doc here, a man who has a pocket full of detention slips to give out tonight at 15th Ave. Adult Theater for tonight's School's Out Party at 15th Ave!

The Party Room looks great, and Natalie's Detention Center BYOB Bar Area is ready to see to your needs (well, some of them).

I will be looking for contestants for our Sexy Schoolgirl/Naughty Teacher/Bad Cheerleader Outfit Contest. Three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! The contest starts at 9:45pm! Sign up with The Good Doctor and I will assign you your number.

I cannot wait for tonight's event! The jet black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to make the trip into Chicago for the party. And, to boot, I am having an outstanding hair day.

We will be welcoming many first time couples, so guys, you need to be on your best behavior. Security is going to be tight. And remember cell phone usage is prohibited except in the retail store and outside in the parking lot.

First timer couples: I will be giving tours from 7:45 until 9pm tonight. Just ask for me at the front desk. Look for the guy in a lab coat.

Here we go...




Friday Update! Doc here once again... We are less that 48 hours away from Saturday night's big School's Out Naughty Schoolgirl Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

The Party Room is decorated to the nines, and Natalie's Detention Center BYOB bar area is stocked with cups, ice, and soft drinks.

The Sexy Schoolgirl/Teacher/Cheerleader Outfit Contest will take place around 9:45pm, and we will be looking for 8-10 contestants for three great prizes courtesy of 15th Ave.

Don't kick yourself Sunday morning for missing School's Out. The bruises won't heal by the time you are back to work on Monday.

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.




Thursday Update: Doc here again... The School's Out Swag Bags are done and looking mighty spiffy if you ask me.  Here they are:

Remember kids, only the first 50 male/female couples get one of these bad boys, starting at 8pm.  Each bag carries a $50 value in products...



Doc here, with an update on this coming Saturday's HUGE School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  

The Good Doctor has two words for you:

Of all the parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, our naughty schoolgirl/ teacher /cheerleader events are the biggest and wildest. And we cannot wait to welcome you to our latest one this Saturday night at 8pm.

Here is your checklist:

  • Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F couples with your paid admission. A $50 value in each bag!
  • Couples and single females get preferred parking in our discreet rear parking lot. 
  • Our sexy "School's Out" outfit contest returns (we need a minimum of 8 contestants, so sign up when you arrive). Three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!
  • Enlarged couples and single females seating area in the theater.
  • BYOB (drinks need to stay in the Party Room).  We have the ice and cups.
  • Extra security on hand for this huge event.
  • NO CELL PHONES except in the retail store. Failure to adhere to this rule may lead to you being asked to leave. Don't be *that guy/girl* . 
Girls... We cannot wait to see what you will be wearing Saturday night!


Friday, May 20, 2016

Breaking News: The Colony II/Kisses CLOSED by the city of East St. Louis

Doc here with some bad news from the St. Louis area.  The former Colony II, now known as Kisses, was closed down by the city of East St. Louis, IL last weekend.

Contributor CM has filed a Field Report on the closure, and also expresses his opinion on what happened. 

Also included is a link to the mainstream media report on this matter.


Here we go...



No raid that we know of, just bad news:

As a semi-regular for the last 12 years or so, two thoughts:

1) The original owner was flaunting the law, too - for at least two
decades - but I have a pretty good hunch he was paying off the two
local agencies to look the other way. The nondescript building off the
beaten path and straddling city boundaries was intentional.

2) I also suspect but cannot prove the "tip from a resident" was one
of the officers on the take having attempted to collect from the new
operator and being rebuffed.

This is a tremendous loss to the "adult playtime" community in St.
Louis. Given the new, unwanted civic attention, I strongly suspect it
will not be back.



Doc here again... I do not like the sound of things at all here.  This is a huge mountain to climb for the new owner of Kisses.  Fingers crossed, but I'm not very hopeful this will have a happy ending.


Couple's Flash Report! Khal & Khaleesi Ride the Wave @ 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 5/14/16 w/ 9 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say once won a blueberry pie eating contest at Casterly Rock, with an amazing Couple's Flash Report by the awesome Khal & Khaleesi.

This Couple's Flash report is tremendous, and for the record, all of the following pics are of the real Khaleesi. 100% real and uncensored.

Khal and Khaleesi returned for their third trip to 15th Ave. Adult Theater, and hot, wet fun ensued. 

Put on your splash guards, as this will be a wet one... Here we go!


Hello, Doc! And hello, Journal readers. It's been a while since our last visit to 15th Ave Adult Theater in Melrose Park. Too long.

The Real Khaleesi
Well, we were finally back last Saturday. If you're unfamiliar with us, we're quite new to "This Thing of Ours." This most recent visit was only our third visit together as a couple. For some of you who are reading this, you've been into theaters for a long time and maybe our just getting started and writing about the experience is refreshing. For those of you who haven't taken that first step, maybe it's informative to read about our journey. Either way, if you haven't read about our two previous visits - or even if you have - here's a review.

Visit 1 - After over a decade of waiting I finally visit an adult theater with Khaleesi. She was understandably quite nervous, but put on a squirting show wetter than a Wisconsin Dells water park. I've seen her squirt a lot, but this was truly epic, and the #squirtflood hashtag was born. It was a show, only. We went in, were watched, and went home happy and curious for more.

Visit 2 - On the drive to 15th Avenue, a less nervous Khaleesi confesses to me her pussy is tingling as she anticipated visiting again. We were both much more comfortable, and although she didn't squirt as torrentially as she had on our first visit, she still put on quite a show. Most importantly, she made the BIG step up to go back to the room behind the screen - where the most hardcore action often takes place - and allowed the guys to get much closer to her than she had before. She even asked for men to cum on her tits, but no one stepped up. Still, she had a spine-twisting orgasm laying on the table with all those men watching her and stroking their cocks and we were very happy with the experience.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Flash Report! The Organist at The Art Cinema in Hartford on 5/14/16

Doc here, a man who some say was born in the jungle. Hunted. Despised. A creator of atomic supermen. And tasty meatballs.

It was a busy Saturday night at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT. As the #1 rated adult theater for couples in the USA, this is not surprising. 

How busy was it?

Here is The Organist, who was in the trenches at The Art Cinema, reporting from the front lines. 

Take it away, sir!


Hey Doc! 

The Organist here with another one. 

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Jean & Scott @ Fantasyland 1 Saturday Night 5/14/16 w/7 EXXXCLUSIVE PICS and Video!!!

Doc here, a man who some say believes in three things: prettier girls, faster airplanes, and bigger alligators. 

It's mid-May, and I am still wearing long johns here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. But there is one thing I am sure will warm everyone up, and it's the following smoking hot report from senior Journal scribes Jean and Scott.

These two former students of Charles Xavier are now full fledged adult theater superhoes superheroes and they call the Alkali Lake section of central Florida their home base, and the legendary Fantasyland 1 as their playground.

Without further ado, please welcome back Jean & Scott!


Hey Doc and Readers, 

Jean here. Thought you might want to hear about some dirty adventures from Friday night (5/13/16). Oh and there are NEW pictures as well! 

The Real Jean!
Scott and I were in Tampa on Friday night, so we decided to make a stop at Fantasyland 1. We had planned to be there around 10pm, but didn't make it until 11:30 or so. Luckily, there were about 15-20 cars in the parking lot so we went in to look for some action.

A little side note here: I was wearing a jean mini skirt and black very low cut shirt with heels. I generally don't wear jean skirts, they are more suited for teenagers than late twenties hotwives. Scott did not realize this and bought one for me to wear in "real life". He also didn't take my ass into account because after trying on this skirt you could see the entire bottom of it. This means that it was really only appropriate for one kind of place! I wore it proudly because when someone buys you something, you really should wear it around them to show appreciation!

Upon walking into the theater we saw about a dozen men in the hallway and a few in the theater room. There were also a few other couples and some good sounding fun coming from one of the private rooms. 

We went into the main theater and watched the video playing for a bit ( it was well scripted with excellent lighting, like always) before we headed into the gloryhole rooms. For those of you who have never been to Fantasyland, the gloryhole rooms are somewhat themed. We usually use "pirate" or for lack of a better description "Oriental". 

After getting a couple before pictures, I got down in front of the gloryhole for the first "cummer" of the night. He was well-endowed, which was nice because you don't expect to hit the jackpot on the first go. Scott jokingly asked if I wanted to buy the first car in the lot. Luckily I said "Fuck it" literally and figuratively. 

Saturday, May 14, 2016

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Check Out The Rialto Report's "The Lost Theaters of New York: Then & Now"

Doc here, a man who some say was the Tiger Beat Dream Date of May 1975, with a recommendation on a must-read for those of you invested in some degree to this thing of ours.

About three years ago, The Good Doctor started research on the lost adult theaters of New York City in and around The Deuce  (42nd St. between 7th and 8th Ave.). It was within this condensed patch of real estate that a bulk of NYC's adult porn palaces were located. 

In the mid-late-80's The Good Doctor made his first trip to NYC during a very hot mid-July day. I was working just north of New York City as a teacher as part of an internship, and by chance a few colleagues and I scheduled a day trip to The City. And during this trip found the The Deuce.   

A Map of The Deuce's Adult Theaters
(Source: Defunct Grindhouse Website)
Walking along 42nd Street, I remember the Bryant and Victory theaters specifically, even though we passed what seemed like 50 theaters.  However, even though the magnetic pull to go inside any one of them was impossible to resist, I was with the group of co-workers, and we kept walking.

I never did get back before the area was gentrified, the theaters closed, and the bulk of them demolished. 

Thanks to the amazing work of The Rialto Report, one of The Good Doctor's favorite web sites, they have revisited the sites of The Deuce's adult theaters, with a then and now profile theater by theater.  And it's all sorts of awesome! It is the best of it's kind I have seen to date, and it's a must read!

Check out this great report of "The Lost Theaters of New York" by The Rialto Report HERE .   And do The Good Doctor a favor... Please leave a comment at the bottom of that report saying that The Good Doctor from The Journal of Adult Theaters sent you.  

Congrats again to The Rialto Report!


Thursday, May 12, 2016

Flash Report! GK Arbee Hit the Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi in February 2016

Doc here, a man who some say spent most of his youth hoping to become one day a goomba, with a Flash report from a February Biloxi trip by senior Journal scribe GK Arbee.

Take it away GK!



I'm going to give the best rundown I can for my time at the adult theater in Biloxi over a weekend in February. I do appreciate the mention earlier that week for folks to attend! Not sure Biloxi is that great of a visit anymore however...

On to Saturday (Friday's visit was unremarkable)...

I decided to let the bad events of the night before leave my mind and went to the theater early Saturday afternoon! I got into a lengthy conversation with the guy behind the counter and he had been given word of my visit from your site. Everybody was wondering just who GK. Arbee was... He told me that he had received quite a few phone calls from couples wondering if it was "busy" tonight. He told them it should be a fun evening so come on down to the theater!!

For the most part it was pretty slow, from 5pm to 9pm, only 2 couples came in, got creeped out by the "Whack Patrol" and left. Finally at 9, a couple came in. She was a HOTT HOTT older blonde lady I would say in her early 40's and she was dressed to play. I guess the guy at the counter "described" her to me, so they came in the theater and she sat down right next to me. Woohoo!! Her man said "Lets go over to the couch, she wants to give you something!". 

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Fantasyland in Tampa, FL

Doc here, a man who some say can sing the songs of whales (above water only), with a terrific Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Anaconda.

Anaconda ventured to the Sunshine State of Florida, and just by accident drove to Fantasyland 1 and 2 in Tampa. And my accident, I mean planned for months.

Take it away, sir.


Hey Doc,

I happen to be in Orlando for business this week and I absolutely would not miss the opportunity to pop my FantasyLand/Tampa cherry. I've been looking forward to this trip for months!! 

I finished up my work obligations and headed West on Route 4 to get the fun started. I rolled into FL1 around 8:30 and there were a fair # of cars in the lot, but it didn't seem like it was packed, so I wasn't sure what was in store. I chatted with the clerk a bit and let him know it was my first visit and to get the layout. I had been tweeting back and forth with FL theater (& Journal) vets Jean and Scott trying to set up a meeting, but alas, weeknight play is not for everyone. But they did advise me to make sure I got the scoop on going between FL1 & 2, which I did, of course. So, I paid my $19 and into the theater I went. 

Not much was going on for a while, just a bunch of guys wandering around. I figured I'd give it at least an hour before I tried to move over to FL2. Traffic picked up and there were several couples that came in. Unfortunately, 2 locked themselves in one of the private side rooms (separately) to just play with themselves, and a third couple with a very attractive woman sat in the main theater, but didn't play at all. 

Flash Report! The Sexual Athletes Visit to The Art Cinema in Hartford on 5/9/16 by The Organist

Doc here, a man who some say likes to get the papers, get the papers, with a timely and detail-rich Flash Report from 2nd time Journal contributor, The Organist.

Tonight at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, my good friends The Sexual Athletes put on a floor show that rivaled the June Taylor Dancers, and Mrs. Sexual Athlete was rewarded  with all the baby batter she wanted.

Here with all the details from the front line is The Organist. Take it away, sir.


Hey Doc! 

The Organist here with another one! I'm not one for long preliminaries so I will get right to the report. 

I arrived at the Art around 630pm. No couples, only about four guys on main floor. 645pm, more guys are starting to show up. The Sexual Athletes walk in around 650pm and go straight to the balcony. The guys are roaming around on the main floor, they just can't keep still!!!! By the way, the roaming thing is really creepy... STOP IT!!! LOL (Nah, but seriously!) 

Mrs. Sexual Athlete
The Sexual Athletes stroll down tot he main floor 15 minutes later and take their place in the bullpen. Mrs. Athlete wastes no time, andf she goes down on Mr. Athlete and the guys slowly begin to gather around. Mr. Athlete motions over guy #1 and she starts sucking him. Mr Athlete motions to a second guy and they all circle around Mrs. Athlete so she can suck their cocks in rotation. 

A few minutes of that and Mrs. Athlete spreads a towel on the floor and lays down. Mr. Athlete sits down to directs traffic clearly enjoying the site of Mrs. Athlete doing her thing! The first guy fucks her missionary while the second guy hovers over Mrs Athlete's face to get sucked. First guy cums on Mrs Athlete. The second guy fucks her missionary and cums all over her. It was a beautiful site to see Mrs. Athlete laying there all glazed with jizz!

Monday, May 9, 2016

The Good Doctor's Mailbag: Power Rankings

Doc here with the latest edition of The Good Doctor's Mailbag.

The Good Doctor's Mailbag is a forum for you, the good readers of The Journal, to ask me questions about this thing of ours, affairs of the heart, or a solid meatball recipe.

It's been a minute since our last edition, but let's jump back on this horse, shall we?

"A" from Fort Lee, NJ writes

Hey Doc.  I have always been curious...How do you figure out the Adult Theater Power Rankings each week?  You are doing an amazing job for all of your readers, but it doesn't seem like there is enough data out there in the form of reports (at least not published) to rank between 5-8 theaters.  

Great question "A". The Power Rankings are based on the following:

  • Published intel during the week in question on the net.
  • I have back-channel contacts in just about every city with a major adult theater, and I am in touch with them weekly. This is either from the theaters themselves, or reporters/friends on the ground in those cities.
  • Social media platforms (excluding Craigslist). 
I hope this answers your question, "A"!

Do you have a question for The Good Doctor?  E-mail me at with the words MAILBOX QUESTION in the subject line. 


Box Score! TruknDave at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on May 3, 2016

Doc here, man who some say once performed a Triple-Lindy from the stage at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room stage, and sticking a landing in a very nice lady's mouth.

This past Tuesday, intrepid reporter and former Arthur Murray dance school student TruknDave visited 15th Ave. in Chicago, and lady luck was shining on him.

Take it away, TruknDave!


You are an absolute marketing genius! Who else could get more couples in the door of an adult theater on a Tuesday night?.......NO ONE!

The Theater Alert System had some latency issues last night and I got the first alert at 9 PM that a second couple had arrived and the time stamp was 8:30. WTF! I grab my keys and down Mannheim road I travel towards 15th Ave.
Having arrived earlier in the day I paid the extra $10 Spot for the Spa (A Deal) and start the recon of the theater.

Here is the tally for this night from the time I arrived until the doors were closed.

8, Yes I said EIGHT Couples during my visit. Four were already there when I arrived. Four nice shows put on by the ladies along with one pair of 40DD's painted abstract white by yours truly and an assistant. I thought I was going to get a VERY NICE piece of chocolate for dessert. They were late arrivals and the doors had to close before we could get things going. (A reason to come back....Like I need one)

Remember gentlemen Patience, Politeness, and Perseverance are rewarded in this thing of ours!

Doc, again you are DA MAN!

Doc here again... Thanks to TruknDave for being in the trenches and being the pool reporter for The Journal that evening. Sounds like it was a great night!