Field Report from The Paris Theater by Brent in Portland, OR: "Sunday Night Pretty Wild"

Paris Theater
6 SW 3rd
Portland, OR
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Doc here with a classic from the pages of "Fractured Fairy Tales" Brent's Theater Tails.  Brent is the Professor Emeritus of Adult Theater Sex Stories (PEOATSS), and this report from last weekend's fun at The Paris Theater in Portland speaks for itself. Sit back, and enjoy this chapter from the man himself, Brent:
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I live in downtown Portland Oregon in low income housing. I own a car that I use for work. I'm a cheap skate and I hate to pay for parking. So, I usually park my car in front of my apartment after 7pm when the meters turn off. Then in the morning, I'll move it before the parking patrol comes by. Sometimes, however, especially on Saturdays , after a long night at The Paris, I'll sleep late and get a $40 parking ticket. Its probably cost me more over the years doing this little dance then If I'd just rented a parking space in my building. It's kind of like having a counterfeiting machine that makes nickels. The closest free, all day parking is a 45 minute walk from my place. I should move my car there and walk back. The exercise will do me good. I can isten to http://www.mikeomearashow.com/(http://www.mikeomearashow.com/) on the way back. Yeah ,that's the ticket.

This past Saturday, I watched as guy after guy came into The Paris Theater. Unfortunately there were no couples yet. The first couple that came in was "B" or "Condom In Mouth Lady". B is a zaftig type- a curvaceous big breasted woman who oozes sex. She loves to come to The Paris Theater and get fucked and suck cock.She is, on one hand, a classy intelligent lady and, on the other hand (the wet one) a come loving fuck slut who will fuck anybody with a hard dick. That's what we like about her. When they walk into the theater, She and her husband always head straight for the nearest big, hard cock, balls heavy with come. She was in hog heaven, Saturday what with all the guys there. They headed for one of the couches in the middle of the the theater and were immediately surrounded.

I'm not sure how many guys she fucked and sucked Saturday. I just kept hearing her moans and wet sloshing sounds and guy after guy walking away with a smile on his face . One of the guys she loves to fuck is J or "Dog Boy." J is great for theater sex because he can keep his cock hard, even in a hurricane, will have sex with any one of any gender, doesn't mind a little role playing and is fairly good looking man.

He fucked B on Saturday, giving her one of her best ever Paris fucks, if the look of ecstasy on her face and her cries of orgasmic pleasure were any indication. After they finished up in the main theater (the floor was littered with condom wrappers), the three of them headed for the little theater that shows all male films and continued playing in there.

Meanwhile there were couples coming into the couples section but none of them were staying very long. They were mostly young and very good looking. I remember on young Asian chick wearing a short swirling white skirt and cowboy boots who was very frisky. She kept rubbing her boy friends cock like she wanted to play but he just looked irritated. Finally they left, followed by the other two couples. I think part of the problem was that a lot of the guys were either in line waiting to fuck Big B or were standing around the couples section impatiently expecting these new theater couples to play like veterans. It's been said and written before:

Guys, the couples are there for *their* enjoyment. If you are suave, sophisticated, empathic and clean-smelling, you *may* be part of that enjoyment; but, it is not guaranteed.

Thanks, JB .

The last action I saw on Saturday was a cute girl , voluptuous and sexy give her man a blow job. He took her breasts out so they could watch too. As soon as he came they were gone, Baby, gone.

Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my dick that didn't hurt. I jacked off before breakfast. It felt good so I jacked off once more for dessert. Apologies to Kris Kristofferson.

I saw two orange flags and a red flag appear around 1:30. Unfortunately, by the time I showered dressed and drove to the theater the flags were no longer valid. I asked the clerk " What's up, Dac?" He said that two cute girls in their early twenties came in to play but there was nobody to play with. Imagine that. There were two guys in the theater , down by the front of the screen who never even turned around. It must have been a good movie. The girls left and a little while later a couple came in. Talk about bad timing. In the world of adult theater sex good timing = good times. The couple was there to play but, alas, still no one to play with. I hope they all return and have better luck next time.

It was quiet for the next several hours, Sunday at The Paris. Then around 8 a couple came in. She was wearing a dress. She was a BBW , kind of cute. They seemed a little nervous but after a while her tits were out, her panties were off, her legs were spread and he was rubbing her clitoris. A small crowd of men were gathered around, to watch. I think this spurred her on a little. I heard her yelp little yelps of pleasure while he stroked her. I can't remember if he went down on her or she went down on him. They put on a nice show. I have a feeling they will go a little further next time they visit The Paris. Around 10, two couples came in a few minutes apart. The first one was a couple that had been in on Friday. I described her as looking like Kirstin Dunst/ Kim Basinger/ Kate Moss. Her body is fantastic, curvy and youthful. Her breasts are natural and perfect for her body. Her pussy looks like a delicious fruit or
walnut but a lot easier to crack.

I'm pretty sure she enjoys getting naked and showing off to the crowd. I know she likes girls because she played with one on Friday. Her man is tall with dark hair and a nice sized schlong. The other couple was also young. She was a pretty girl with long dark hair . She reminded me of Tess Taylor, cyber play mate and star of "Pretty Wild". She was wearing jeans and vans . Her escort was a tall skinny rocker type wearing a black t shirt that said "Tight Records". He also sported a big cock. The first couple got things started. They got naked and fucked and sucked each other. This inspired the second couple and they got naked and started fucking. At one point both girls were riding up and down on their man's hard ones like they were neck and neck at The Kentucky Derby. It was a great scene.

After a while both couples ended up in the couples annex with guys all around them. It was mostly just watching but what great close ups! Tess on the exam table getting fucked by her man, other guys with dicks in hand just inches away. Kirsten on the bench next to the rail, hands reaching in and caressing her, her man fucking and sucking her.

Then another couple came in around 10:45 and went to the couples section. Before long she was naked and had her ass in the air. She was short and sassy with wild eyes, dark hair and some nice tattoos. She also had a great little pair of breasts, perfect for her body. But, her best body part was her perpetually-in motion, perfectly round, geometrically situated cock grabbing ass. For a while I was going between the couples annex and the couples section, taking it all in, thinking "this is turning out to be a great Sunday for theater sex at The Paris."

Finally , that lovely ass got the best of me. They had invited guys into the couples section and she was sucking and fucking anybody and everybody. One man fucked her for a long time with his big dick while she sucked off two or three more. She was loving it, Mac Then her husband fucked her from behind and came inside of her I stepped up rubbed my dick against her ass cheeks and actually got a little bit hard. Wow! I stuck a finger in her ass and another in her sopping wet pussy and got a little harder. Wow Wow! She backed her ass up against me like she was coming in for a landing. I felt a familiar pop as I slipped inside of her. Her cunt was hot and tight . It was at a temperature that could make anything explode. I started fucking her or should I say she startedfucking me. I just stood there while she went back and forth furiously on my cock. I don't know why I didn't come but I didn't. I wasn't sure. Finally I started losing my erection and moved out of the way so another guy could fuck her. I think I might have said something to her like " That's the first time I've been hard enough to fuck in a long time. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."

I went to the bathroom to clean up and when I came back in there was quite the orgy going on. Kirsten Dunst had left , but now Tess Taylor and her man were hooked up with the couple that I had just been with. It was a wild scene that really defies description but I'll try. The women had taken to each other instantly. The woman I had fucked was still letting guys fuck her- one , clean cut man in particular was making her twist and shout. Other people were standing by watching. The girls were really into each other. At one point, the wild one was getting fucked from behind while her husband watched. While she was getting it from behind she was tongue kissing the dark haired Tess , and making her scream with pleasure. She was also finger banging her and sucking on her erect nipples. Both girls were completely naked and hot to the touch.

There was other stuff going on, but I'm having a hard time remembering the exact details right now.There was a lot of fucking and sucking between the couples with guys close by watching. It was an erection grabbing, adrenaline pumping, E producing, stimulating adult theater sex moment of the first magnitude.

In the end, the dark haired girl was completely out of control and it was great. Her husband said "We have to get home. She has an early day, tomorrow. We have four kids waiting for us."

I thought "That young- pretty, sexy,dynamo, fuck machine has four children?

Wow" It was the hottest thing I'd heard all night.

Happy Mothers Day....
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Doc

New Feature! Monday Night at the Movies: "The Combat Zone" - A Short History

Doc here... One of the most notorious red-light districts in US history was the "Combat Zone" in Boston.  Let's take a look back in time at this report.

Enjoy,

Doc

Profile: The Metro in Toronto, by Amber Aldrich

Metro Theater
677 Bloor Street West
Toronto, Ontario

Doc here with a report from  north of the border by Amber Aldrich, who describes herself as an "adult theater aficionado, but I'm also a retired psychologist".  I have read her articles over the past few years, and they are something to behold.  She can offer insight to "this thing of our's" no one else can.  You may see more of her work in the future here at The Journal.

This is a repost of a response she gave a reader in a Yahoo Group about the Toronto scene.  Her reply:
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My favorite theater is the Metro on Bloor St. It's a large theater, very dark inside. There's an area in the center isles near the front where the backs of a few seats have been removed, perfect for a woman to bend over. If your wife's like me she'll like the ability for hands to reach her from all angles, and there will be a non-stop lineup behind her for her pussy. Unlike a lot of adult theaters, most of the guys in the Metro are straight and are there for quickie blowjobs from the few gays that hang out there. So when a woman walks in they go nuts, especially if she heads right to the "rape stand", as we affectionately call it.

Another nice venue for you to try is a sex club on Lakeshore that has a markedly "adult theater like" atmosphere on Sunday nights. Essentially it's an adult theater without the movie and with a lot more women. Lots of large dark rooms with beds and couches in them. I like getting it totally anonymously and from behind, and there's one room in that place that's pitch black dark and has a number of couches with big cushy arms to bend over. On a typical Sunday night there will be 10-15 women there and maybe 50 guys.

If you want, let me know when you're in town and I'll guide you.

Amber
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Great work Amber!  We look forward to more insight from you down the road.

Doc

Flash Report! Gulf Coast Theater by Bob from Biloxi

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A Brief Message From The Good Doctor

Sometime in the wee hours of the morning, The Journal had it's 10,000th unique visitor to the site.  The response to The Good Doctor's blog has far exceeded my expectations, and I have you (the men, women, and patients of "this thing of our's") to thank.

There are more new and exciting reports and features in the hopper for you.  More theaters to profile. More House Calls. More photos from adult theaters from the past. And the lifeblood of the site, more reports from the field by you. 

Every milestone deserves to be rewarded...So last week, I stopped by my local K-Mart Portrait Studio and had a new one taken.  I hope you like it.

Thank you again!

Doc

The Oregon Theater Updates and Upgrades by Big T - Portland, OR

Oregon Theater, circa 1982
3530 SE Division
Portland, OR

Doc here with a dynamite report about the updates underway at The Oregon Theater in Portland, OR by Big T, who is a rock star in the Portland scene.  Take it away T...
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It's been about 7 months since I have been in the Oregon Theater. Last time I was there banging some hot babe on a table. Well I made a point to stop by and talk to the staff to see some of the changes to the Oregon Theater today.

Below is a quick break-down on the current changes since my last visit and up coming changes.

Currently in place:

1.Monthly flyer with current weekly events:

Here is a Break down of April Events
•Every Wednesday is Bi-Sexual Movies•1st Saturday of the Month is Crossdresser Party: Noon to 1:30am•Sunday 4-11-10, Young Men Movies (Gay-Twink)•Sunday 4-18-10, CD Party – Tranny Movies•Sunday 4-25-10, Bear Movies – ( No, It's not Smokey and the Bear cartoons)•Every Friday & Saturday, Couples theme

2.Cost to enter with re-enter option:•$3 for Couples everyday for the month of April (Same for May)•$7 per person•$5 for CrossDressor•$35 for 6 entry pass•Receive 1 free entry when you present 10 paid ticket studs

Here are some of the changes that are in place:
1.$3 Lockers (Currently they have 4)
2.They have replace just about all the old theater seats with sofa's thru out the theater
3.Gloryhole booths with large holes
4.Couple section on the left front side of the theater (couples/single women only)
5.Large Exam play table at the front of the Theater (Nice, perfect height)
6.Brand New Movie Projector, this really lights up the theater (Dam, the sound and screen looks amazing!! The pussy on the screen look like I could jump in the picture!!)
7.Ok they do not only sell candy, snickers, babyruths, paydays, chips, ice cream, but they have popcorn and hotdogs from a small broiler!!
8.They have the normal $5 dvd's, free condoms, and also they have condoms for sale as well from $1 to $1.50
9.You can rent Towels and sheets for a few bucks (Highly Recommended)
10.Ok, this is an old one that they agreed upon for me about 2yrs ago for playing with couples, but I thought I would mention it again as this question always seem to come up in Theater Groups. No photos, cameras, or video are allowed unless prior requested in advance. Meaning, you will need to contact them, they will set aside a section for you to take pic's of only the people you have invited in that section. A notice will be posted on the doors letting people know, that a part of the theater is being used for pic's. You break this rule, you will be 86'd without question. I have never heard of this being a problem there as this rule is really for the hardcore and those who really want to capture the moment. If you have any problems, just let them know you read or talk to Big T about it. They know how to reach me to verify….Enough said…

Let's move on to the coming upgrades:

1. As mentioned before, they are making another couples section right in the middle of the theater. There will be room for inter-action with the boys, but no guys can be invited at all in this section. BTW: 4.26.10 the Oregon Theater will be closed so they can complete this project

2. Well to make things even more interesting, in the current couples section on the far left near the front of the theater. An exam/fuck table like the one currently up front will be put right against the rope in the cpl section!! Mmmm, so basically, the woman can just slide up and have the boys line-up to bang away without the guy breaking the rules of going into the cpl section. I just hope the boys can control themselves. lol,lol

To Sum up the Oregon Theater:

The foundation of the Oregon is geared towards the gay crowd, but the current set-up of the couples sections are clearly geared towards Couples/Single women just like in the past. They avg. about 4-5 cpls a weekend. Based on the days I listed, you may want to select a day that fit's your fancy. With a tighter window of being open till 1am, the action seems to pick up from 7pm to Midnight. During the day, there is a steady stream of Reg's and some planned couple action that do occur as well. Yeah, it's old, it's got that sleezy feel to it, the bathrooms need to be burned down and started over by the Home-Make Over Team. The Theater is big, the new movie projector looks better than my HD or Normal Movie Theater hands down. I do think all adult places should follow the format of some of the adult bookstores. They have people clean the place every few hours. A quick sweep, hot mop with pine-sole goes a long way. Hey, it's tucked away in a normal neighborhood, so don't disturb the neighbors!! It's not perfect, but Fuck, it's a porn theater, and what do you expect for a few bucks to get off? The New additions will make the place very interesting play ground for couples this yr as they add 3 new movies everyday as well.

UUhhhh!!

Now you know,

Big T

Old BeatNik Conquers Tampa! Saturday @ The Drew Park Theaters!

OldBeatNik Conquers Tampa!  

Doc here with a special report from Tampa by none other than top-shelf field reporter Oldbeatnik.  It has been awhile since I have come across a recent overview of the Tampa theater scene since the local LE put the squeeze on the theaters in the Drew Park section.  Back in 2008, there were arrests and all sorts of unpleasantness going on down there.  So much so that I put up a caution on The Journal about visiting Tampa's theaters.  That was then, and this is now.

Without further ado, hailing from Parts Unknown, here is Oldbeatnik:

There are 5 theaters in Tampa ,Florida,  and Sat Apr. 17 I went to four of them.

Fantasyland
4715 Lois Ave.
Tampa, FL

I started out at the Fantasyland on Lois Ave. It is quite large, very comfortable, nice couches, one large theater, one much smaller, and several rooms with doors that can be closed for privacy. It has an arcade with gh's, and a pool room with complementary food. $19 for both singles and couples. 11 hour leave and re-enter privledges. It is very nice but not couple friendly at all. While I was there 3 couples came and left without playing. As soon as they entered either the theater section or the arcade they were followed by a pack of men. Not conducive to first timers or nervous women.

After about an hour I left and walked down the Adult Cinema at 5006 N. Grady. It has one theater sectioned off for couples on one side. Comfortable couches and theater seats both. Costs $17 for singles and couples, with 12 hour come and go privledges. One couple was playing a bit and it was easy to see the action. This is the best theater in Tampa for new/nervous couples as it keeps the horndogs away from them, and experienced couples have the option to go into the singles area.

When the couple left so did I and I walked down to The Love Shack on 3910 W.Osborne. The three theaters are within a mile of each other. The love shack has one semi-large theater with comfortable couches and several smaller rooms. Cost $12 to enter for both singles and couples with 11 hour come and go privledges. I dislike towns with more than one theater because I always feel like I am in the wrong one at the wrong time. The Love Shack proved my theory. One of the couples that left Fantasyland was there and the good looking woman was sucking off 2 men that her escort had invited into the room. He didn't allow other men in so several of us watched the action from the doorway. If I had gone there instead of to the Adult Cinema first I might have been one of the men in the room.

When she finished giving her blow jobs I left and walked back to Fantasyland. No one was in the theater so I played pool on a table near the doorway so I could see anyone going into the theater. While I was playing a couple came into the pool room and started playing a game. She was pretty if Rubenesque. She lost the first game and then took off her dress and played the second game nude. When that was over she put her dress back on and she and her escort went into the theater, once again followed by a pack of men, must have been 10-12 of us. She got comfortable for awhile, then took off her dress, knealt on the couch and began to give her escort a blow job. She was soon being fucked doggy style while she gave her blow job. 3 men fucked her in a row. I left and while driving back to my motel I spotted another theater adjacent to a strip club on the corner of Lois and Hillsboro. Cost $10 to enter no return privledge. It had comfortable couches but no patrons so I left.

The fifth theater in town is The Playhouse at 4421 N. Hubert,  but I didn't bother going there since I have heard it has police action rather then couple action. All in all not a bad night on the town for a confirmed voyuer. Fantasyland is pretty cool but not conducive to new or nervous couples. Adult Cinema is best theater for couples, and Love Shack is comfortable but I am sure it is the most hit or miss of the three theaters. The last theater I went to probably gets no couples.

Humbly submitted by your intrepid reporter Oldbeatnik.
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Doc here again.  Now that is a report!  4 Theaters in 1 night is an awesome accomplishment, with good intel to boot.  I am glad to hear that at least on the particular night, that the heat was off and couples felt free to express themselves the best way they know.  Based on this report, I am removing the "Caution" flag regarding Tampa until further information deems that I put it back.

Do you have a report you'd like to share?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. 

As always, thank you for your support!

Doc

Status Update on the Buford Highway Twin Theater in Atlanta

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Flash Report - Kansas City

Flash Report - Kansas City, MO

Doc here with a repost by Chris A from the Adult_Theater_ABS_Tampa Yahoo group about the state of things in Kansas City:
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Erotic City in the Kansas City are is very much CLOSED. KC area pretty thin these days for such things - Bazookas on Main has two small theaters and some booths on the upper level - Strand on Troost has some booths and also has two theaters - Both places tend to have mostly M/M action but also seem to have a few M/F couples at times - Gloryholes are almost gone in KC

I've been to Oldeun in Columbia, MO and it is a pretty good place - Nice bookstore, booths (some with gloryholes) and theaters - Theaters tend to be small, but couples only one on Fri/Sat can be pretty lively.

Hope this helps a little bit - Have fun - Play safe.
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Thanks,
Doc

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor

Just a quick note from your favorite medical professional... One of the most recent hot spots for "this thing of our's" can be found in northeastern Ohio.  The specific theater is Summit Street News, 645 Summit Street, Warren, Ohio, and is a combination ABS/mini theater. The Good Doctor has never visited there, but from internet reports intercepted by our team of assistants, some fun can be had there.  It is also close geographically to a theater frequently featured on the home page photo, The Foster in Youngstown.

If you happen in there and would like to submit a report, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc