Blast From The Past: Old Marine Corps Guy on The LA Adult Theater Scene in the 70's and 80's

Doc here with a great look into the not-too-distant past by Senior Reporter Old Marine Corps Guy.  His take on LA's version of Boston's Combat Zone is a treat for those of us who never made it to LA during those pre-Meese Report times.

So about face, and join Old Marine Corps Guy in this Blast From The Past.
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Doc,

This is another submission for your, “Blast from the Past” column.  It’s not about a specific theater, but about an area. Kind of like “The Combat Zone” in Boston, Times Square and 42nd St. (the way they were before they were cleaned up) in New York City and the Tenderloin District in San Francisco. 



The Combat Zone
Boston, circa 1986



In the LA basin back in the 70’s and 80’s there were well over 200 XXX theaters, but those were spread out over a very large area.  The area I’m thinking of was an area in Hollywood at the junction of Western Ave. and Santa Monica Blvd.  It didn’t have a name, but if you wanted to find low down, nasty sex this was the area to go to. 



Old Marine Corps Guy
The Action Figure



In an area of 2 blocks there were 9 porn theaters and about 10 or 12 bookstores/arcades.  All of the other businesses within that 2 block area were either massage parlors (LOTS of them), “modeling” studios or bars showing “live sex shows”.  Oh, and one coffee shop where you could rest up between rounds.
 
The 1st time I went into the area I was like a kid in a candy store.  I didn’t know where to go first, or which flavor I wanted.  I was in hard-on overload.  For theaters there was the Cinema, the Tiki, Stan’s, Richards, the Projection Room, the Libra Den and a few others that I can’t remember the names of (damned CRS disease).  The bookstores all had $.25 arcades (dollar bill machines had not been invented yet) and all of them had full length, lockable doors, plus every booth had professionally cut, VERY large gloryholes (you could get your whole head through the hole).  And, everything (except the bars) was 24/7. 
 
When the massage parlors in the area were a little slow the girls working there would put on coats and go the each of the theaters.  They would leave their coats with the clerks out front, go into the theater (just wearing a bikini and a smile) and pass out discount coupons for massages to all the horny guys who were spanking their monkeys.  MANY times the girls would make a fast few bucks inside the theaters giving up hand or blowjobs before putting on their coats and going off to the next theater.  



The Art
LA, circa 1982

  
My favorite theater there was the Libra Den.  It had a bookstore in front, with a small theater in the rear.  The theater had a center isle with about 6 rows of 6 or 7 seats on each side.  The manager (who later managed the Lil Fox…another story in itself) and his staff were all “players” so whatever went on in the theater was cool with them.  Whenever law enforcement would come into the store, there was a switch under the clerk’s counter that “flashed” the lights inside the theater to let everyone know to “clean up their act”.  When something REALLY good would come into the theater (which was very often), and the action got REAL hot and heavy, whoever was working would put a “closed for 15 minutes” sign on the front door and lock it and then go into the theater for a little taste for themselves.  I hated it whenever I would come to the theater and see that sign in the front door because I knew that some extra good action was going on right then and that I couldn’t get in on it myself.
 

The Tiki
LA, circa 2008

As I mentioned in a previous article, back then the admission to all these theaters was only $.99 (and they would give you a penny change!!) so you could go from one theater to another pretty cheaply until you found the action that you were looking for.  And back then you could be picky because there was action pretty much anywhere you went. 

It’s not like it is today.  Now you can go hours or days without something good coming into the theater.  Sad to say it’s almost like work now.   BUT, it’s always still worth it. 

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Doc here again... Thanks to OMCG for another great look into the past.  Do you have a Blast From The Past?  If so, click on the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" and The Good Doctor will do the heavy lifting for you.

Thanks,

Doc

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: The Clicker, Halloween , and a New Regular Column

Doc here with another edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  I have slipped on my sweater, put on my gym shoes, and I'm ready to have a chat with you, the good readers of The Journal.

Topic #1: "The Clicker"


"The Clicker"



On The Good Doctor's Twitter feed, I will announce happenings and visits and they come across the teletype machine located at Lizardo Labs in regard to adult theaters.  Whether it's 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL, The Paris in Portland, The Colony or Hustler Theaters in St. Louis (among others), I will do my best to get the word out via Twitter. These feeds can be seen by following me, or by checking The Journal itself and locating the Twitter section on the right hand side.  

We call our teletype machine "The Clicker", due to the loud sound generated by news as it comes across from the universe of this thing of ours' . Thus, when you see a Tweet starting with "The Clicker", now you know where that info is coming from.

Topic #2: Halloween

Halloween (to the many patrons of this thing of ours') is our equivalent to Christmas, Easter, and the 4th of July.  In my many, many years of experience in our realm, rarely has Halloween been a disappointment in an adult theater.  People dressing up, pretending they are someone else, are more likely to enter the doors of an adult theater (or ABS for that matter) then they would do normally.

The Good Doctor will be in an popular adult theater to be revealed later this week to celebrate the holiday, with Blackberry at the ready to bring you the news from the scene. Do yourself a favor and follow The Good Doctor on Twitter here.

Topic #3: A New Regular Column



Nancy

 This past Thursday, I published a report from Nancy and "T" about the gloryhole scene in Toledo, with some very hot pics to go along with the report (check it out here). The report received a ton of hits and page views (I wonder why? Nancy is HOT!)...So much so I approached them to see if they would like to have a regular feature article featuring Nancy's exploits at various gloryhole locations. 

Look for the new column coming soon to The Journal.  Also check out their Yahoo Group "Glory Hole Nancy", with the link under the Link-o-Rama section. 

In closing, I would like to thank every reader of The Journal, as well as all the contributing field reporters that submit their work for publication here.  This is a big weekend coming up, and I hope to have tons of field reports from across the country to share with you.  If you have a report, just click on the "Submit an Adult Theater Report" photo of The Good Doctor, and fire an e-mail to me.  Before you know it, your report will be seen by the hundreds of visitors who stop by The Journal every day.

Stay safe out there.

Doc

Breaking News: Paris Theatre Website Re-Launches

Doc here with a short blurb about the re-launch of The Paris Theatre's website. Ray (The owner of The Paris and the late great Jefferson Theater) and his staff have put together an informative website explaining the theatre, it's rules and regulations, and best of all, the various features of The Paris.

Check it out at http://www.raysparistheatre.com/.

Thanks,

Doc

UPDATED! Blast From The Past: The Cine Arts Theater in Hollywood by Old Marine Corps Guy

Doc here with another outstanding Blast From The Past by Senior Journal Field Reporter, Old Marine Corps Guy.  OMCG's reports are always a treat, since he was there in southern California during the golden age of adult theaters when he was Young Marine Corps Guy.

But don't take my word for it, check out OMCGs Blast From The Past... It's a must read.
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Old Marine Corps Guy
circa The 70's

Doc,

For your “Blast from the Past”, column I thought I would add my $.37 (it used to be $.02, but you know…Obamanomic’s).

From 1967 to 1984 there was a theater in Hollywood called the Cine Arts.  It was probably the most “played” theater in Southern California.  There were LOTS of theaters in the area to choose from back then, The Pussycat, the Melrose, the Tiki, the Swedish Arts, Richards 1 and 2, the Projection Room etc., etc., but of all of them the Cine got the most, and the best play.  It was right on Hollywood Blvd., near Western Ave. with lots of drive by and walk by traffic.  It changed movies every day and had a “Couples Always Free” sign out front. 

The Cine Arts was (like all the smaller theaters back then) 24/7 and, believe it or not, only charged $.99 admission.  That was the admission price for ALL the smaller theaters back in the late 60’s and early 70’s.


The Twin X Theaters
Los Angeles











The XX Main Theater
Los Angeles



Even without the internet (it hadn’t been invented then…can you believe it?!?!) the Cine Arts had a national reputation.  You could find couples from all over the states coming in to play saying that they had heard about the place and wanted to try it out.  It was not set up like the old Jefferson or the Paris in Portland, but it had the same reputation and, for that time, the same kind of following.



The Pussycat Theater
Hollywood Blvd



On weekday nights you would be able to count on anywhere between 10 – 15+ couples coming in.  On weekends you could count on double or triple that many, plus a pretty good amount of single ladies.   You have to remember, this was the time of, “fuck-the-one-you’re-with”, Pre-AIDS (another thing that hadn’t been invented yet), and home videos.  So when couples got horny, they went to the theaters.  A lot would go to the larger theaters first, Pussycat, Cinema X, The Twin X, get heated up there and then come to the Cine Arts and fuck EVERYBODY!!!



We had regular couples that would come in that you could set your watch by.  The Wheelchair couple, The Sleeper couple, The White Thunderbird couple, The German couple, The Amyl couple, The Curtin Store couple just to name a few.  But one of the most memorable was when a limousine pulled up in front and let out 2 couples that looked like they had just been to a fancy dinner ball.  The men were in suits and the GEORGOUS ladies they brought with them were in cocktail dresses.  Both women were in their mid to late 20’s, blond with VERY sexy bodies.



The Tiki Theater
Santa Monica Blvd.



Both couples sat in the back row, which had a wide isle between it and the back wall.  It didn’t take but a few minutes for a lot of players to get in front and behind them and start yanking their cranks (just to let the couples know that they were friendly).  Both women were breaking their necks looking at all the guys jacking off, when one of them said, “Hey, everybody here in jacking off, let’s do it too”.  Well, that started a non-stop fuck fest that seemed to go on and on.  Those women did every guy in the place (by the way, there were a few other couples in at the same time and they all joined into the fun as well) and a few other women as well.  I remember that I had the duty the next morning and had to leave at about 0400 to get back to the base, but the action was still going strong when I left.

When I heard that the Cine Arts finally closed, it was like a piece of history was closed.  I miss that place, and will always remember it fondly (and with a woody).

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Doc,

The Cine was a rectangle with the entry door (covered by black-out curtain and beads) behind, and to the right of, the seating area.  It had about 10 - 12 rows of seats with 8 - 10 seats in each row.
As I mentioned, there was a large empty area between the back of the last row of seats and the back wall (probably about 10 feet).  You entered through the door in the back wall, which ran to your left.  If you followed the back wall to the adjoining wall there was a small (6x6) alcove which got a lot of action in it. A wide isle ran on one side, from the entry door, all the way to the back of the screen.  The restroom (only one...it was uni-sex) was behind the screen as well as a fairly large storage area.

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Thanks OMCG for that walk down memory lane.  For you regular readers of The Journal, OMCG is a walking encyclopedia of the west coast adult theater scene from the 60's through the present. he also runs his own Yahoo Group focusing on the Arizona adult theater scene (see the Link-O-Rama on the right).

Who reading this wouldn't give anything to be transported back in time to witness the best of times for this thing of ours'?

Do you have a Blast From The Past? Click on the "Submit an Adult Theater Report" section and fire away...Just like Old Marine Corps Guy did!

Thanks,

Doc

Blast From The Past! The Jefferson Theater in 2006 by Brent in Portland

Doc here... I have a very busy day planned here at the office located in the sceneic valley by the small women's liberal arts college, thus an early start to posting today's report. 

Today we have a "Blast From The Past" from poet laureate Brent from Portland. The Jefferson was a special place in "this thing of our's"...It was probably the perfect adult theater (if you had to draw one up). Not too big, not too small, easy access, a bar next door, good parking, and a great environment.  Ray (the current owner of The Paris") provided a great place to see and be seen, as he now does at The Paris.

Enjoy Brent's missive about a simple time not too long ago...
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I miss The Jefferson. I miss The River City Saloon. I miss 2006 and the booming just about ready to crash too many plates spinning in the air, economy:

Sometimes I'm asked what's the best time to go to the Jefferson Theater to guarantee that they will be able to witness and/or participate in hot, nasty, indecent, public, exhibitionistic, orgasm inducing, Jiffy Pop, making, bubble gum expanding, panty dampening, organ engorging, jizz exploding, heterosexual sex? The answer is "I don't know." (Write that down on the blackboard, Mr. Hand.)


You can get lucky, and see a lot of hot action inside of Portland's adult theaters or you can get "Murphy" and never see any action at all. That's just the way it is. I mean, a New Yorker could have attended 100 Yankee games in the twenties and never been present when Babe Ruth hit a home run. What's the difference between Bobby Bonds and Babe Ruth? Bond's was on steroids. Ruth was on Hemorrhoids.

The lady who has fucked more men in adult theaters than most was in the theaters this past weekend. One of the amazing things about her is that she prefers to get fucked bareback, to have multiple loads of come inside of her. She has a raw sexuality that transcends her age. I would guess that she is pushing sixty. She is tall, curly haired, thick and womanly. She always reminds me of a librarian or secretary.


The Jefferson Theater
2007


This past weekend, She and her husband were at both theaters and she was very active. I saw one player fuck her hard twice at the Jefferson on Thursday. She was on top of his big cock, riding up and down on it. Her ass hole was open and ready, if somebody was so  inclined.  I've never seen her get double fucked inside of a theater. I have seen a few women get fucked bareback in the ass and pussy at the same time. The last time was a couple of months ago, in the couple's section.

This past Thursday, May 4, there was another couple at the theaters besides the one I described. She was cute. She looked Italian. Average size, pretty face, and dark hair. She was dressed in long pants and a sweatshirt. They sat in the couple's section and played with each other without taking off their clothes. He had his hand down her pants and was fingering her cunt. She was writing and squirming like a restless kid on a long car ride. Although I never saw any part of her body, it was still an erotic scene. I'll have to ask my friend who was there if they went any further, after I left Thursday.

The ever-present ogre/troll gauntlet continued to be effective in scaring away new couples this past weekend at the Jefferson. Even though there were couples already playing inside of the ropes at the Jefferson, a few of the younger, newer couples never got a chance to get comfortable and play. The clerk had to clear a path with his machete, just to allow room for these promising new couples to pass through. Needless to say, most of them stayed less than five minutes.

But there were a lot of couples that did come in and stay and watch and play inside of the theaters this weekend. So it was a very good weekend. The Jefferson and Oregon continue to attract, a slightly atypical porno theater audience. For example, a couple came in on Friday. They have been in before. They are both in very good shape and probably in there 60s. She has a nice tight body. He has a nice sized cock. While they were in on Friday, they were the only couple so they got all the attention. They always sit in the front of the couple's section. At one point, she was naked and bent over giving her husband a blow job. Her ass was positioned so that the guy standing right next to the rope was able to finger her pussy. A lot of the guys who were sitting in the back row, reached over and groped her nude body while she sucked and fucked her husband. She relished all of the attention. Later she stood by the ropes and gave a few lucky guys hand jobs while they played with her ass and cunt.



The Jefferson
Original Entrance & Marquee
circa 1982

 There were other couples in on Friday. Strap on K and Bend over B held forth for a few hours. One or two guys fucked K z young body. There was a young black couple that snuggled in the corner of the main theater. They didn't stay long and never got past the cuddling stage.

I got a little action on Saturday at the O from a couple that reads these posts. I've described her as a country housewife. She is very pretty, but not flashy. I found out, Saturday that she loves to give head. At first, I was reluctant to join them because I was afraid I couldn't satisfy her. I finally sat down next to her on the couch and started rubbing her thighs. Before long I had my fingers inside of her. She leaned over and started sucking my cock. It felt wonderful.

I decided to reciprocate. I went down on her and started eating her juicy pussy. While I was head first between her legs, I was blissfully  unaware of the fact that we were surrounded. I was too busy concentrating on fingering, licking and sucking her sweet love box. I could feel the walls of her vagina tighten around my fingers while I licked her as hard and then as soft as I could. She cried out in pleasure. If I  didn`t take her to the Big O I got her to the doorstep. My foot had fallen a sleep so I stood up to let the blood rush to where it needed to go. Another eager lad took my place between her sexy legs. I said good-bye and walked out of the theater feeling the rush of theater sex energy.

The leering faces of the crowd of on lookers fades into the back ground for a lot of couples when they play inside of an adult theater. I wonder how many women close their eyes or only look into their husband's eyes while they are being groped and caressed; or fucked and sucked by a steady stream of strangers inside of an adult theater?

The best-looking couple that came in on Saturday was a rich looking, golden couple in there twenties or thirties. He was tall and blond and fairly well built. He looked like he enjoyed his pleasures but he also looked a little angry. His lady was also a blond, with a perfect tight body. The outfit she had on looked like something Brittany, Cristina or Jessica would wear. She had on a white tennis type mini skirt, white top, and sheer panties. She was very pretty and athletic looking, like a young blond tennis star. They sat in the back corner of the couple's section. They put on a great show while I was there. She was definitely an exhibitionist.

I think the other couples that were there, inspired her to make the most out of their first visit to the Jefferson Theater. The couple that had been at the O was there, along with Cabbage Patch (I use that term affectionately) Girl and her old man, and another young couple. Everybody was playing. . At one point, the hot blond was bent over, with her beautiful ass up in the air and her panties pulled to the side while her old man fucked her from behind. Her tits were out of her bra. She was obviously having a good time.

I wish I could have seen them better. I considered going out to the lobby to ask the clerk to turn the lights up and the volume on the movie screen to low. I wanted to see her beautiful body and hear her moans of delight and the squishy sounds of her wet cunt.
There was another young couple there who was just as exciting. She was as beautiful and sexy as the blond in the mini skirt. She had reddish brown hair and a soft, pretty face. Her body was very soft and fuck worthy. She had very round 34 C breasts. They did every thing. She sucked him. He ate her. They fucked, first like this and then like that. The best scene involving them was when she straddled his cock, reverse cowgirl style, spread her legs wide more and twisted her body so that everybody could see his swollen dick driving in and out of her wet pussy. They were still there when I decided to go home Saturday.

It was past 3AM. There was a cute, single gal standing in the lobby, talking to the clerk when I walked out the door. I wonder if she ventured into the theater? I wonder what happened after I left? All of us perverts around the globe would like to know. So if anybody was at the Jefferson until it was time to go to church on Sunday, please let us know what happened.
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Brent's Blasts From The Past serve as a chronicle of the best of times at The Jefferson in Portland.  At that time, The Jefferson and The Oregon were going great guns, and up the coast, The Mecca was grinding out the last several months of it's existence.  Hardcore couples like Nina The Bakery Slut and "B" would venture to The Jeff for a fun weekend of carnal knowledge from Washington state.

Do you have a Blast From The Past?  Click the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" on the upper left of The Journal, and fire one off to The Good Doctor.  Remember...Everyone loves a good story.

Thanks,

Doc

I-Team Report: Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut - Part 17

Doc here with Part 17 of Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut.  In this chapter Nina shows her appreciation of law enforcement, and in particular one G-Man steps up to the plate.

Here is "B"s next installment...Enjoy!
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We were in Seattle to attend a early showing at the Fantasy Unlimited but we were a little too early so we parked down the street to do a little flashing just to kill a little time and of course have a little fun.

Fantasy Unlimited
2027 Westlake Ave, Seattle

Nina sat in the car with her tits out and I was outside of the car reading a map on the hood (a pretense of course). It wasn’t long before a nice looking gentleman walked by and did a double take at the view inside of the car. His remark to me was ”nice car”. I looked up at him and gave him a big knowingly smile as he walked on by. He walked to the end of the block and stopped suddenly as if he had forgotten something and quickly turned around and walked back in our direction.

As he walked up to me he asked if I would mind if he took closer look at the topless lady in the car. I said be my guest. He complimented Nina on her fine pair of exposed tits; I asked him if he would like to see her pussy. He said he certainly would, so I invited him in for a closer look. We were all a little nervous because it was in the day time for all to see what might be going on in the car. I told him we were about to go up the street to the Fantasy unlimited to the porn theater and he was welcome to tag along. He said “he would love to but his time was limited because he had to catch a plane back to Phoenix”. He extended us a invitation to go up to his room at a nearby hotel. We accepted his invitation, and on the way up to his room I asked Nina if this makes her feel a little like a call girl? She said “yes isn’t it exciting?”

Nina gave him one of her famous blow jobs and we went on our way. It turns out he was a horny Phoenix police captain in Seattle for a seminar, who was lucky enough to run into a foxy little nympho and her portly husband on the streets of Seattle.

We went from there directly to the Fantasy, paid our entrance fee and went on into the theater. Nina was in her usual attire of short skirt, no panties, garter belt, stocking, bra less and low cut blouse. She always causes a stir amongst the boys as she enters the theater. Nina hardly had time to get into her seat when she was surrounded by four horny guys with their dicks hanging out. She doesn’t really like to be surrounded when she first comes into a theater, so I usually tell the boys to back off a little and give her a chance to get into the mood. The boys gave her a little room and a little time, which did wonders for her sexual disposition. The guy sitting next to her slowly ran his hand up her leg and in just a little time she responded and just a little more time he was on the receiving end of a wonderful blow job.

Nina was getting felt up from every angle, which she really enjoys as long as it is done in a gentle manner. The first guy that received a blow job moved on and another fellow took his place. He played with her pussy a little and then I noticed he was whispering in her ear and I was receiving signals from her she was not comfortable I asked her what was going on and she told me the guy wanted to take her to a motel and shit on her tits. I quickly told him she is not into potty tricks and that it was time for him to move on.

Someone new came into the room and was perusing the scene. I looked up and recognized him as the Arizona Captain. I said "shouldn’t you be on a plane heading East?" He said he was going to catch a later flight, and he "just couldn’t leave without enjoying Nina just one more time”.

She makes more friends that way.

End of Part 17

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Do you have a report, review, or a blast from the past about your adult theater adventures? Click on the photo of The Good Doctor on the upper right hand part of the page, and send an e-mail direct to me for posting.  I will edit, correct grammar, and drop in photos for your article.  It's easy!

Thanks,

Doc

A Few Minutes with Dr. Emilio: Brent's Theory - Adult Theaters and The NFL

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House Call! 15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater, Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a hybrid House Call/Flash Report on 15th Avenue Books & Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  Circumstances led to me being in the Melrose Park area (many miles away from the scenic valley near the small women's college) on Friday evening, so I took the opportunity to re-visit one of the nicest overall facilities in the country for "this thing of our's".

In the past several months, I have posted several articles about 15th Avenue's layout, so I will not repeat those details here.  However, what I will do as a form of exposition is to include a couple of photos from their website of the spa area and the theater entrance.


15th Ave Adult Books & Theater
2125 S 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, IL



One of the reasons I was very anxious to make a House Call to 15th was the fact they have started a notification system when couples come into the theater/spa, ala The Paris in Portland and CTs in Gary.  I wanted to make sure that the posts were accurate and the time of posting was the correct time. 

So The Good Doctor pulled his Lizardo 3000 into the spacious and well-lit parking lot at 15th Avenue around 9:15 Friday evening.  The parking lot was pretty full, so this was a good sign.  Admission is $20 for the theater and arcade area, and an extra $10 for the spa.  These high fees do a pretty good job of keeping the riff-raff out of the facility.

15th Ave Theater Entrance
(inside store)

The couples section is located on the left hand side of the theater, and is made up of 4 rows of 4 seats that are separated via rope from the gen pop remainder of the theater.  It's a good set-up for couples, and it will give them some much needed breathing room as they get settled in.

As The Good Doctor walked into the theater, there were no couples in as of yet.  However, after 10 minutes, Couple 1 entered, and they made their way to the couples section.  My gut feeling on them was they were there possibly for the first time, and were scoping it out.  After about 10 minutes, they were history...Maybe next time they will feel more comfortable there.

Couple 2 entered within 5 minutes of 1 leaving.  She was a very well dressed blonde in a classic theater sex outfit: short black dress, stockings, light overcoat.  The curious thing is that they immediately sat right in the middle of the gen pop section of the theater, and they sat in the middle two seats, thus leaving a chair right next to her.  This seating arrangement usually means the fun will be getting started sooner rather than later.

Usually.



The blonde sat there, stoned faced, while her guy was very busy stroking his cock, and another guy from the crowd sat next to her in an effort to chat her up (among other things).  Aside from an occasional glance at the stranger, she barely moved.  She was not digging this for whatever reason, and within 20 minutes they ventured out to their vehicle in the parking lot to discuss things further.



Store Entrance - 15th Ave

 

















The conversation did not go well.  After some intense negotiations outside their truck, they got in and took off.  Very promising start, with a  bad finish.

BTW, the management posted about these couples arriving, and it was 100% on the money.  So far, so good in that department.  More on this later.

Around 10:30, two couples arrived with minutes of each other.  Couple 3 was a big busted MILF type with glasses, long dark hair, and was very friendly.  Her guy was very quiet...

Couple 4 entered, and also took up shop in the couples section.  They knew Couple 3, and the girls immediately began chatting it up.  The female half of Couple 4 had on a dark coat as well, and it was hard to make out what she looked like outside of her medium length dark hair and dark stylish glasses.  Her guy was an older well dressed man with a dark overcoat. 

I had a pretty good vibe about #3 and #4, unlike the earlier couples.  They were relaxed, laughing, and having a good time.  Now, would this translate to some spectacular theater sex behind the screen (a 15 x 40 foot room sits behind the movie screen, and can be utilized for private moments), or would it lead to the couples leaving the facility together?

Neither.

After 10 minutes of settling in, both couples left (cue sad trombone here), and seemed to be heading out of the theater.  Since I was sitting close to the door, I exited to see what was actually happening.  What I saw was very good news (cue game show ringer).  They were purchasing their wrist bands for the spa area.  This triggered a string of guys also making their spa purchases one after another, since you need to be buzzed back to the private spa. 

The spa has a security guy working the door, and he also acts to keep things civil yet couples-friendly.  He did his job well Friday night... Kudos to you, sir.



Montclaire Spa
Private Rooms



Since The Good Doctor already had a wrist band on, I scooted into the spa ahead of the 2 couples.  I guess was that they would opt for one or more of the private rooms in the spa area.  15th Avenue brands this area "The Montclaire Spa", and it includes a locker room, showers, wet sauna, & a lounge area with bleacher-like seating around a large screen TV away from the entrance.  The area also contains the aforementioned private rooms (6 in total on one side, with one being double the size of the others), plus a few others in the hallway.  Couples can purchase a key for these rooms, and have private times with however they might choose (be it themselves or a lucky guys or three).

By the time the couples made their way to the large private room, and opened the door, the game was on. And that game was that they would pick and choose guys to party with them inside the locked private room.  Two couples, plus 1 or two guys at a time would be a tight fit in theory. 

It is always great to see experienced adult theater women in this environment...They know what they want, and how they want it.  For women in "this thing of our's", it's always a buyers market.  A 25-50:1 ratio of men to women in an adult theater is commonplace.  And the way these two women went about their business was impressive.

The female half of Couple 3 (MILF with glasses and large bust), went on a walk throughout the spa area and picked out the tallest and youngest guy.  Good for him.  I am neither tall nor young, so this was not a close call.  Now the female half of Couple 4 poked her head out, and pointed out a much older guy which surprised many in the crowd.  He ventured back to Room #3, and the door closed.

The sounds coming from the room were promising...A little chit chat, followed by the distinct sounds of a wet blow job. After a couple minutes of this, the slurps were replaced by moans of a woman getting a solid fucking.  Hopefully, the fucking would finish, a guy would exit, and the next bachelor on The Dating Game would step up to the plate.  Not surprising, the tall young guy exited the room pretty quickly...The door shut behind him, and the sounds started again. In order. 

After what seemed to be a very long time (maybe 20 minutes), the old guy left the room. When he left, the the female half of Couple 4 was visible, topless in the door... This was my first good glance of her, and it was a good one. Maybe 5'1", asian or Philipino, maybe late 30's, and dark wavy hair.  In the words of Christopher Walken, "wowee wow wow".  After a short break, the door closed.

By this point, the police line-up of guys in the hallway (seen in the photo above) was 10-12 back.  Of this crew, myself and one other guy were the only ones remotely in shape physically. I was 2nd in line from the door, but that means nothing.  They would choose the next contestant on "Bang My Wife", regardless of where we were standing.

The door once again opened, the small asian/Philippino hottie stood there, now fully clothed and looking for her next suitor.  The first guy in line thought he was next, but she had a type she was looking for, and I was pretty sure he wasn't it.

"M" (as I would find out was her first name) looked at me and said come in.  I knew I was getting the malocchio from the first guy, but The Good Doctor was focused on the sexy woman in the doorway.

It was standing room only in Room #3...The two husbands were watching, and woman #3 was out picking her next guy when I got situated.  "M" greeted me with a deep long kiss, which surprised The Good Doctor.  Her kisses were deep, soft, and sensuous. I granned her ass as we kissed, and it was tiny and firm...But her skin was baby-soft.

This was going to be good.

After struggling to remove our clothes, she stood there naked...Small B cup boobs, with rock hard nipples that begged to be tugged and sucked.  But, aside from her outstanding physical qualities, she was a naughty yet sweet MILF.

As she dropped to her knees, she kept eye contact with The Good Doctor as she took the hard cock in her mouth and gave a soft, wet blow job... Plus, she took direction well.  It was all I could do not to run off a batch right then and there. 

While this was happening, MILF 3 came back with a guy... She immediately took off her dress and was left standing there in panties, staockings, and garters.  I asked if she minded me playing with her nipples while I was still getting a top shelf cock sucking by "M".  She said sure, and I did the equivilent of playing the banjo while spinning plates on a stick while singing the national anthem.

I pulled "M" up, and she said in the most innocent voice "...are you ready to fuck me?".  I told her I was, and then I asked her when I was done fucking her, where she wanted me to cum (you gotta ask, guys. Theater Sex 101).  Her reply was perfect: "Where do YOU want to?". Of course, I said on her face, to which she said "Mmmmm".

She got on her back, exposing her shaved swollen pussy...I could not resist running my tongue all over her, and sucking on her clit. I moved up and slid into her...This girl was tight. Real tight (in a good way). This, along with the eye contact (still), and us both dirty talking was a perfect storm.  As I was fucking "M", MILF 3 was leaning by her and stroking her hair while watching my cock pound away...

"M" wanted it hard and rough, and being a people person, I aim to not disappoint. At one point I was worried about her head banging into the tile wall behind her...She said, "I don't care. Just don't stop."

Between the other woman looking at me and her, and how good everything was feeling, I wasn't going to be long for this world.  I lasted about 10 minutes (I think). I pulled off, and told her to get on her knees again.  She hopped off the table, and onto the floor.  At this point, the other woman and the two hubbys stood up and watched as she sucked me closer to cumming.  I pulled it out of her soft mouth, and started cumming all over her cute face as one of the hubbys said (no shit) "perfect...just perfect".  Not quite sure what that meant, but what I was sure of was she was dripping from her forehead down her cheeks with a thick load of cum.

We cleaned up, while MILF 3 was giving a hand job to the other guy brought in after The Good Doctor. Things were not looking up for this guy unfortunately, and one wonders if she made the right choice. I thanked "M" and gave her a long last kiss. I nodded thanks to her hubby, said good bye to MILF 3 and her guy while walking out of Room 3.

After walking through the gauntlet still in the hallway, I heard more moans.  I walked back to the bleacher seats, and there was a couple I saw earlier in the evening check into a private room in that same hallway.  Now she was wearing a cheerleader outfit, and she was bent over one of the bleachers. Her hubby was behind her fucking away as she was screaming "keep fucking my ass baby...Keep fucking my ass".  There were a dozen guys watching, but not participating.  I wish I could have stayed to watch that play out, but I was a long way from The Valley and had rounds the next morning.

I checked my Smartphone as I was leaving...The notices sent out by management from 15th were again 100% spot on.  Total of 6 couples, posted at the exact time they came in. 15th has passed the "notice test" with flying colors. 

15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater
Melrose Park, IL

Grade:
A-
It's time to go back to 15th.  Things are more discreet, and private playing is handled in a courteous fashion.  The new notice system works, and is accurate.

And "M", if you read this blog...Thanks for a great Friday night!

Doc

Blast From The Past! The Blue Hornet on The Foxchase and The Earle Adult Theaters



Doc here with the debut report from The Blue Hornet.  His Blast From The Past focusing on The Foxchase Cinemas in Alexandria, and the Earle Theater in Baltimore is an interesting look back at these two classic adult theaters from "this thing of our's".

Enjoy the report... I did.

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The Blue Hornet

Hi Doc,

I love your web site because the most exciting times in my life were the playful activities inside a darkly light theater with the sights and sounders of zippers opening, moans & groans of climaxes, slurping-sucking-fucking everywhere.

My favorites were the Foxchase 3 Cinemas in Alexandria, Va. and The Earle in Baltimore, Md. that closed a few years back. I wish there were some in this area but they are non-existent now.

The Foxchase in Alexandria was my favorite. One afternoon, I picked up my girlfriend Rhonda (a Farrah Fawcett look-alike),  and took her to a matinee. As porn was being shown, we got extremely aroused,and I began kissing her, opened her blouse and sucked her nipples. Her panties became soaked in pussy juice so I finger fucked her to an orgasm. Men crowded around to watch but we were so turned on it didn't matter.


The Earle Theater
Baltimore, MD
Circa 1985






















Rhonda then got on her knees in front of me and sucked my cock until I exploded in her mouth. About 5 guys were masturbating near us and shot their loads all over the floor.

One week later, I made arrangements with a very horny lady in my neighborhood, who was married, but flirted with me like crazy. We made love several times in motel rooms, and on one hot afternoon, we fucked 5 times to completion. So, I asked her to go to the Foxchase. She got excited, and we went to a matinee showing porn.
As we kissed and rubbed each other, I pulled my cock out and she gave me a great handjob in front of a group of guys who were jerking their cocks also.  Boy do I miss the Foxchase!


The Earle Theater,
Baltimore
circa 1985



One other story is at the Earle Theater in Baltimore, MD.  A brunette, attractive, voluptuous type of body arrived one late afternoon with a guy interested in a gang bang. Quickly, me and at least 8 more men surrounded her, and took off all of her clothes. She laid down on the floor in the theater and took care of every cock, tongue, hands, etc of each man. She seemed to be insatiable and after draining all of us, she got dressed and walked out with her male companion. That day, the Earle was filled with moans and groans that still register in my mind today.

Doc, I may visit Philly or the eastern Pa. area to check out the Cinema 309 in WB, and Cupids in Kutztown. If so, I will let you know how it went.

Thanks again for all that you do to make life sexciting! 

The Blue Hornet

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Doc here again... A great first report from our newest field reporter, The Blue Hornet (I wonder if he has a driver by the name of Kato, or a car named The Black Beauty... But I digress...). Hopefully he hits paydirt @ Cinema 309 and Cupids, and provides another top shelf report.

A little history for the theaters mentioned in TBH's report:  The Foxchase 3 Cinemas (2 showed adult fare, the other a mix of art house and Bollywood films), closed in 2005 to make way for a big box retailer.  The Earle died in 2006, and stands vacant...



The Earle Theater
Vacant, 2008



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Do you have a Blast From The Past, just like The Blue Hornet?  Just drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  It's easy... I will edit, correct grammar and spelling, and drop in a photo or two from the massive Lizardo Archives, housed at Lizardo Labs, located in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college. 



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It's up to us to keep "this thing of our's" going... The more that the information is shared, the better we all are.  That's the Lizardo Way.

Thanks,

Doc