Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter From The Valley Near The Small Women's Liberal Arts College





















Prosciutto tocco che ancora una volta, e vorrei spezzare il collo con le mie mani nude!...  Oh sorry, I was channeling my late Uncle Alessio at an Easter dinner when I was a young spud.  Good times.

Doc here hoping that you had a wonderful Easter holiday weekend.  For some places, it wasn't so wonderful  (like in St. Louis, where my good friend and colleague Major Voyeur is located).  Check out his blog HERE to check on the current situation there.

Reports will continue later tonight after I finish dying the last my of Lizardo eggs and removing the ham stains from my Easter Sunday outfit.

Thanks!
Doc

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Blast From The Past: Sam on The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas













Doc here with a combination report from the newest senior reporter at The Journal, Sam.   The first part is a Blast From The Past report from the Lido Theater in Dallas, whereas the second part is an Op-Ed on playing it safe inside an adult theater.

So sit back, pop open a grape soda, and enjoy The Sam Report...

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Hello Doc,

Reading about the events in Tampa, I could not resist giving some tips to patrons based on my previous experience. I have had quite some adventures at the Lido Theater in Dallas. The Lido
does not have any video booths with glory holes. Rather it has several private rooms with videos.

This episode took place a couple of years back. At that time, I came across some rumors of LE, undercover cops and busts, but never found hard evidence for the same. Anyways, bi and gay men played openly in the theater but most couples  end up using the private rooms. Only the really brave ones, and the occasional tourist couple played in the theater. But most of the hardcore stuff happened only in the private rooms.

During this episode, a 40 yr old man came in with a 21 yr old girl with amazing natural boobs. Someone mentioned that the guy was porn producer/director, and that the girl was a wannabe porn star. I don't know if this is true. Maybe she was just an escort, and the guy was fulfilling his voyeuristic fantasies.  But the way he handled the evening at the theater, hinted that he was a professional, and not an average Joe.

First, they walked into the theater and seated themselves in the center. After few minutes of caressing, a circle of men formed around them. At this point, they did not have anything exposed. Then he asked everyone around if they wanted to fuck her. He then asked everyone to follow them into a private room. He then told everyone that he is going to lock the room, and anyone not interested can leave.

After that he laid down the rules of the game inside the private room, and told anyone not ok with the rules can leave. Then he asked the girl if she was ok with all the guys. The girl then pointed out a cpl of older men over 60, and they were then asked to leave.
The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX
Finally, there were around 10 men aged 20-50. Finally he locked the room and fed the video machine with enough bills for an hour. Then it was time to get dirty and hardcore. All the men were naked, and so was the girl. She had a beautiful face, soft boobs, and round butts. She gave a blow job to everyone over there and even swallowed. Those who wanted to fuck her pussy were asked to were condoms, and she took them one after another. After half an hour of intense activity, she took a break before continuing.  Eventually after an hour, the guy asked everyone to get dressed and unlocked the room.

Most ABS across the country do not seem to have private rooms. To my knowledge, and from a legal stand point, exposing any genital organs, or fully exposing breasts is illegal in theater area. It is legal inside locked private rooms or locked GHs. Locked room implies no visibility from outside. And anyone entering or leaving the room or booth should have their private parts covered.

So whenever things get hot in some theaters, it is best to use caution in theater area. Use the theater
for foreplay and selecting the partners, and take on the action in private rooms or GH. As ironical it may seem, I do not enjoy playing in GH or private rooms, as much as in the theater area. Probably once things cool down, playing in the theater should not be a problem.

It would be so much better if the theater management had a switch from their cash counter, which turn on the lights in the theater, if police arrive on the scene. If anyone knows the owner personally, suggest
this to the owner. However, I do not know the legality of this. Just a suggestion.

Sam

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Doc here again... Nicely done Sam!  Great "Blast", and good advice for this thing of ours

Some of the most popular adult theaters now have areas that include private rooms.  Theaters such as The Lido & 15th Ave Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL have separate private rooms for their patrons.  It's a good idea, and hopefully more will adapt to this new way to enjoy adult theaters.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just click the photo of The Good Doctor in the upper right hand part of The Journal, and fire away.  That's how Sam got started... And how you will too.

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, April 22, 2011

Flash Report: Floyd: "On The Horns Of A Dilemma" in Portland













Doc here with an excellent Flash Report from now Senior Journal scribe, floyd.  As the preeminent daytime reporter covering The Paris Theater  in downtown Portland, OR, he is johnny on the spot when the daytime flags start to fly at the Paris.

Here is floyd's excellent adventure...Station!

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floyd: On the Horns of a Dilemma!

It’s your Portland field reporter floyd, checking in with a daytime action report from the famous Paris Theater in Portland, OR.

Although there are Red Flags (indicating couples in the theater) virtually every night at the Paris, the afternoon action there over the past few days has been non-existent. My work/home schedule means the latest I can usually stay at the theater is about 5:30pm, and it’s been frustrating to see the flags fly at 6:00 and 6:30 so many times. 

Yesterday was unique, as I had a quiet afternoon at work but a dinner appointment with some out-of-town business associates that would be arriving at my downtown office at around 5:15pm.  So, naturally, the Red Flag flew at exactly 3:37pm. Thus the dilemma: do I head over to the theater, taking a chance that whatever action was about to happen would be over by my drop-dead departure time of 5:00, or should I wait for another day.  The horny part of the dilemma triumphed, and out I went.

Upon arriving inside the theater, I immediately looked to the couples area in the back and noticed it was completely empty.  This happens, of course.  A “tourist” couple comes in, the Flag flies, and then they sit for a couple minutes and leave.  Comes with the territory if you’re a Flag watcher.  As soon as my eyes began to adjust to the darkness, I realized I need not have worried; there was a couple in the gen pop section, the guy sitting in one of the side theater seats down next to the “bedroom” area, and the girl standing next to him.  She was petite, 5’2” tops, wearing a loose light-colored peasant type summer dress with a black sash tied in the back.  Very nice figure from what I could see.  They were poking around in a large knapsack they had with them, and so I settled into a  nearby seat to see what would happen.

It was after about 10 frustrating minutes of them chatting quietly and rummaging in their backpack that things started to happen.  She shucked the dress, and as it dropped to the floor a red bra and matching red thong were revealed.  She looked really nice, long dirty-blond hair, a cute face framed with little plastic glasses,well-proportioned tits, and a wonderful ass that we got a great view of as she bent over, yes, once again poking around in the luggage.  Her guy took off his shirt and pants,and I was sure the action was imminent, so I was feeling pretty good about choosing to come down.  They chatted and rummaged some more, and over the next 15 minutes she made three separate trips out to the lobby dressed in just the bra and thong.  I have no idea what for.  Condoms?  Lube?  Beats me,but I was starting to watch the clock as it was sneaking up on 4:30.

They both started looking into the locked bedroom area, an done of the theater guys went and got Ray so he could unlock it for them. They talked for a few minutes and then she said, “No, we’ll just use the couples area in the back.”  Ray offered towels and a sheet, which they accepted, and she began wiping down the couch covers in the back area, refusing Ray’s offer to do it for her.  Between the cleaning, the tucking in of the sheet, and her guy still sitting down at the other end of the theater endlessly poking inside the backpack, your correspondent was getting worried!  She had doffed her panties and was now just wearing the bra, and she walked down to fetch her guy.  It occurred to me that with her focus on cleanliness in the couples area it was slightly incongruous to be walking around the theater (and the lobby) barefoot, but, hey, who am I to judge?

Paris Theater
circa 1982
Finally, he sat down naked in the couples’ area and she dropped the bra and knelt in front of him on the floor, starting to suck him. Now we’re talking!  Those of us at the rail had a good look at her ass, which was quite nice indeed.  After a few minutes of this, she hopped on and it looked like a cowgirl fuck on the bench was in the offing.  Alas, after lots of hugging and kissing, it was apparent that he was not aroused enough to fuck her, so they rolled down into a 69 position with her sitting on his face.  Now, in floyd’s humble opinion, we just don’t see enough face-sitting 69 action in the theater any more. It’s typically wonderful for viewing, and this was no exception.  We had a terrific view of her blowing him, her tits pressed against his stomach, and her ass spread wide on his face as he licked her pussy.  He produced a small bottle of lube, and he soon had a couple fingers in her pussy and one up her ass and energetically lapped at her clit. This went on for a good ten minutes, and she was moaning in a most agreeable manner.

It was then that the lobby door opened and a single woman entered with a theater employee giving her a tour.  We had all been so engrossed in the hot sex in front of us that we had not seen her enter. She was probably late twenties, with nicely styled shoulder length ruler-straight platinum blond hair and a cute round face.  A low cut top under a little jacket revealed nice big breasts, and a dark skirt, leggings, and boots completed the picture. After a quick tour, she retired to the lobby, only to be joined a few minutes later by a male friend.  They proceeded to take a much longer tour of the theater, spending a lot of time down by the new“arena” area, before eventually leaving. Hopefully they will be back to give the new bed a workout and provide some fresh new action.

After the extended 69, our main couple (remember them?) once again attempted a girl-on-top fuck on the back bench.  She leaned back and was apparently stuffing him in.  She rocked on him for a minute or so and then stopped again.  She stood very close to the rail, facing us, and pulled her hair back, giving a positively wonderful full frontal view of her naked body.  Her perfect tits got floyd's vote!

Then out came a new set of clothes from the ubiquitous backpack, a pair of shorts and a knit top.  Underwear was not used at all.  One of the guys at the rail asked if that “was it for today,” and she said, “No, just need to go out for a smoke.”  It was at this moment that I realized I had not looked at the clock in quite some time and just about panicked.  It was 5:05!  Regular readers of my reports will know that it takes me at least 15 minutes to get to or from the Paris from my office via the Portland Streetcar, so I had to go, and quick. I’d love to hear how round two turned out with them.  She was obviously no theater newbie, as she exuded confidence the whole time and paraded around completely naked like she did it all the time, even going out to the ladies room in the lobby nude. 

You got to love it.

Epilogue:  Just when your loyal reporter starts complaining about the daytime action at Paris….

I was finishing up the above report at about 2:00pm today(Wednesday) when I noticed the Red Flag had flown at 1:50.  I hit the “save” button and hurried to the streetcar.  When I arrived at the Paris, there were about five guys in various places around the theater and a couple in the back couples section. He was a shorter guy and she was a large BBW.  They fooled around for a while and she started jerking him off.  All at once, she opened her dress, freeing her massive jugs with huge nipples pointing more or less down.  She turned around and knelt on an ottoman with her elbows on the rail, her face right in mine.  Her man dropped his jeans and moved in from behind, administering a doggie-style fucking. 

The guy next to me must have known her, because he was whispering in her ear and pulling on her nipples.  The guy went at her for a couple of minutes and pulled out.  The whispering with the guy next to me continued, and I looked down and saw he had a condom in place on his hard dick.  She scooted over to the exam table area with her guy tagging along with his cock still out, and hopped up on another ottoman with her ass up. Condom Guy wasted no time in mounting her, and it was obvious he lost his load after about five minutes of hard banging. 

Another dude right next to him, sans condom, took his place and started in right where he had left off.  She was now sucking her guy while this third guy fucked her,much to the enjoyment of this spectator. I was contemplating becoming the “next in line” when she suddenly stopped.  I couldn’t say for sure,but her expression was like, “Holy shit, this is going to continue.”  They immediately retreated to thecouples’ section where they got dressed and left.  Never a dull moment, and before 2:00pm at that!

Cheers!
floyd

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Doc here again... Not only does floyd serve up a tasty appetizer and a filling main course, he gave us a nice dessert to finish off our daily dose of this thing of ours.  Bravo sir! 

Also remember to check out floyd's own blog, Cockofthetalk, located HERE.  A good time is sure to follow.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to submit to The Good Doctor?  Just e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will format and edit your work, and publish it on The Journal.

Be big. Be a reporter on The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Field Report: A Friday Night in San Diego by Sam














Doc here with a Field Report from 2nd time contributor to The Journal, Sam.  This time he gives us a view of a recent Friday night in San Diego.

What will he find and report?  See for yourself...

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Hello Doc,

I got to spend a Friday night in San Diego recently, and decided to check out the theater scene. Based on reviews from The Journal and other sources, decided on Jolar Cinema and the Barnett Superstore.

Both have video arcade, theaters, live girls and of course the adult store. But no gloryholes in either of the places. You can't complain about the theater set up or the seats. But the armrests are huge and seats well spaced between rows, that it difficult to interact with others in any direction. In some other theaters I have been, seats are small and closely placed, which is better suited for this thing of ours. Both theaters cost $10 for 4 hours of in-n-out entry.

Sadly, my night was washed out without any action. In both the theaters, I just saw one couple during the entire evening/night, who just watched for a few minutes and left without playing. It would be incomplete to sign off without mentioning about the store section at Barnett. There were probably more couples and women who came into the store area that night, than all the men who were in the theater. Each time I came out of the theater area, I saw at least several couples in the store area. I was kinda disappointed that no one was interested in the theater area.

Maybe some other time.

Sam

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Thanks Sam for another informative report!  I agree about the retail store area of the Barnett Superstore.  The store attracts a ton of couples shopping for DVDs, toys, novelties, clothes, and (get this) browsing their shoe department.  Yes, a department.  The place is super clean and gets much more traffic than the theater unfortunately.

It also looks like Barnett has live fantasy girls again, after stopping last year.  The facility is top notch, and the viewing booths are pretty nice.  Now, let's point the couples into the theater.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Darkangel Digest: A Short Visit To Tampa (with Pics!)













Doc here with this week's Darkangel Digest.  This week Darkangel tells the tale of her trip to Tampa... They say timing is everything, and if they had been there in February or early March this would have been a totally different report.

Nevertheless, Darkangel sent along three pics to accompany her report. (Remember to click the pics to ENLARGE them)

Take it away, Darkangel...

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Hi Doc,

Thank you so much for the kind remarks, and I'm glad you have had a good response from my reports. It gets me excited to hear that!

Actually M and I did take a trip down to Tampa and we were looking forward to visiting Fantasyland last Tuesday thru Thursday, only to get there and hear of the raid and arrests made. Being new to this thing of ours it made me very uneasy. Even though we did visit FL and a couple of the other ABS in the area, I just could not get comfortable with going into the theater or booths. We did buy me some nipple rings while there (see pics). 




























M did book us a very nice condo overlooking the bay just a short drive from the Drew Park area, just wish we had been down about a month earlier. It is a shame they cant let consenting adults alone in a friendly establishment.

Hard Nipple Hugs,
Darkangel

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Doc here again... Darkangel's weekly reports have been very popular here at The Journal, based on pageviews.  Relative newcomers to this thing of ours, she is on the road to becoming a very naughty girl in the adult theaters in the southeast.  Stay tuned for her next adventure...

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, April 18, 2011

Crusing The Coast With Bob in Biloxi - Saturday 4/16/2011











You know him, you love him...It's Bob in Biloxi with this week's "Cruising The Coast...".  Things have been been spotty since the start of Lent, so let's see if things are picking up for Bob...

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Hi Doc,

Bob here from the beautiful Gulf Coast. Things are still somewhat slow prior to Lent, but we did have two couples in the house at the Gulf Coast Theater.

Bob in Biloxi
One attractive lady, I judge to be in her 40’s about 5’1”/5’3” strawberry blonde hair, and her man graced our presence Saturday night. She was dressed in Capri style jeans and a pullover top. She stayed very close to her man, as they were obviously “newbie’s” to the scene. And for the most part they were left alone to enjoy the show. The usual suspects were standing in the aisle, still haven’t figured out why they do that, but at least a couple of them were standing out of their line of vision and behind their row of seats. They stayed for about an hour until a knucklehead moved in a sat right beside the woman and pulled his dick out. That did it and they were history.

Later on, one of the vulture club members came back and told me he hooked up with them and was getting busy down on the beach when another member of the vulture club showed up and ruined it for him. Seems there might be a lesson in there somewhere, but I’m not the teacher. I don’t think, however, that the lesson was learned.

Just saying, some people got kicked out of school for a reason, and these two may have been a perfect example.

Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS
Earlier in the evening an older couple showed up and was playing with a few, but that’s before I got there and no details were given except that they did play.

Meanwhile, down at the ABS, a blonde lady showed up, she was wearing a short black cocktail dress and a red blazer. She didn’t have stockings on, so I assuming she was without the pussy cover? Her and her man chose a booth with no holes and proceeded to rattle and shake the partitions’ of the booth. So I can only assume again, that a good time was had inside. They didn’t stick around long after that, so maybe this was her baptism? At any rate, I do hope they return.

That’s about it for Saturday night. I may go again before gas is ten dollars a gallon, but for sure after Easter weekend.

Bob

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Doc here again... Thanks again to senior reporter Bob in Biloxi for his usual outstanding work. 

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail your bestest buddy and big toe, Dr. Emilio, at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and you'll be the hero.

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Adult Theater Information Request: Chelsea Theater in Quincy, IL














Doc here with a quick request for information on the Chelsea Theatre in Quincy, IL.  I just heard about this adult theatre this past week. I checked out the Yahoo Group associated to The Chelsea, and it was pretty much devoid of any information.

I am looking for the following information:
  • Couples friendly?
  • Couples traffic?
  • Hours?
  • Management attitude?
  • Worth visiting?
If you have any information on the Chelsea Theatre, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

As always, thanks!

Doc

Friday, April 15, 2011

I-Team Report: Drew Park in Tampa Update From Enzyte Bob

















Doc here with an important update from senior Journal reporter, Enzyte Bob.  He is keeping his finger on the pulse of the LE issues hitting Drew Park in Tampa, and in particular, Fantasyland I and II.

Take a close look at Enzyte Bob's excellent update...

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My Good Doctor,

I have kept a close watch on the bookings into the Tampa, Hillsborough County Jail and have found none in the last week or two that have listed the address of Fantasyland as the place of arrest.  If LE is monitoring the FL site and/or your blog, they may be aware that the public records are being scrutinized and may have acted to make it more difficult.  What I mean is that they could easily be placing people under arrest at a different location than FL and using that as the location.  It would involve following people that are ID'd within FL and radioing or cell phoning another unit to follow them when they leave and arrest them blocks away.  Another option is to just flat out lie and say they arrested them somewhere else (no, that would never happen....Ya, right).  Another thing they could be doing is to write Notices to Appear (NTA's) and release the "suspects" with just their signatures as a promise to appear in court.  This would prevent any booking record from being made.

Enzyte Bob
Today, I checked my bank and noted that the check to cover the cost of my public records request had cleared my bank, so I suspect that the reports I requested are en route to me via snail mail.  I may not get them if they arrive before Monday.  So, I must keep you on pins and needles for a brief additional time period.  The positive thing is that the Tampa Police Department is apparently going to give me what I asked for as they cashed the check.  Had they denied the request, they would be required to return my payment with an explanation of what and why they were denying the request.

I noted that there is a cute little thing that is wanting to go to FL with her boyfriend, but is terrified of getting arrested.  I took the liberty of sending her a rather long and detailed, yet simple, explanation of how to enjoy "this thing of ours" and not go to jail as a result.  I am very curious if LE is picking the "low-hanging fruit" and just arresting the pud-wackers and or exhibitionists that do their thing in the main theater.  It is a very easy case to make, albeit hypocritical; you can watch it on the screen but don't do it live in the same room.  I wonder if there could be some Constitutional argument that it is a freedom of expression issue?  We were just offering an alternative viewpoint as to what constitutes a good blow job.  We thought what was on the screen was lame... LMAO.

Well, that's all for now.  Hey, you gonna post the Lizardo 6969, or did I miss it?

Enzyte Bob

***

Doc here again... We owe Enzyte Bob a round of applause for his investigative work on this ongoing issue with Fantasyland I and II.  We are doing this as a public service to you, the good readers of The Journal.  Good news or bad when it comes to this thing of ours, we will bring it to you.  Stay tuned.

Lastly, Enzyte Bob referred to The Lizardo 6969.  This is a project Bob and I have been working on for over two weeks now.  Look for the official unveiling of the Lizardo 6969 R-TIV in the next "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".

It is exactly what The Doctor ordered.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Field Report: Love Stuff in Cordele, GA by WM














Doc here with a Field Report from regular contributing Journal reporter, WM.  WM finds himself in Cordele, GA visiting an ABS/adult theater that has generated a lot of positive buzz: Love Stuff.  Let's see what WM uncovered...

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Doc,

On a recent business trip to Cordele, GA, I wanted to stop by and see the new and improved Love Stuff and all the changes they have made.  It had been several years since I had been in and at that time, it was just a store with no theater or booths. 



Love Stuff
Cordele, GA




















I entered the store and browsed around checking everything out.  I ventured over to the new area and found the owner.  We chatted for a while and he showed me around.  I paid my fee and visited the Theater.  I was very impressed with the place as it is extremely clean.  With no couples in the Theater, I checked out the Booths and found them to be clean as well, with doors and a few with gloryholes.  Since there were no couples I walked back out to the store and looked around.  The staff there is top notched and makes you feel welcome.

Even though no couples visited the theater or booth area that night, there was a lot of couple traffic in the store area.  I saw 8 couples come in with a few peeking into the new area, but none wanted to stay.  Several of these couples had very good looking women and would have loved to have had the chance to see them visit the play areas.  I am heading back there next week and will plan to make a couple of stops and will report on my findings.

Thanks,
WM

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Doc here again... This is also the theater that new Couple's Report contributor Darkangel attended a couple of weeks ago.  More reports from Love Stuff are welcome, and I think that this theater will be something special.

Thanks to WM for another excellent report!

Doc