Flash Report: "American Family or Modern Family?" by Brent in Portland

Doc here with that Charles Dickens of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.  Please do not confuse this report with a "Fractured Fairy Tale", as Brent is back with his tack-sharp report on last weekend at The Paris Theatre in Portland.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you will live the story.  Here is Brent...

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One of the reasons I still enjoy going to adult theaters after all these years is because every visit is a little different. Some are better than others but every one has its own peculiarities.

This past Friday for example.

At first I thought it was going to be the night of the theater sex veterans.  Except for a well built and attractive older blonde , who jacked off a few guys at The Paris Theater Couples Oasis Rail while she was getting fucked by her husband ( a good time was had by all including us spectators), most of the women were experienced players. There was the solid wife with straight reddish blond hair who came in with her husband,an older but still very active swinger.

First they were at The Oregon where she fucked about 15 guys, I was told. At The Paris she fucked around 8 guys on 2 different occasions and, although I can't confirm this, I was told she was doing them bareback. Another veteran who was in Friday was The Colonel's Wife.

She reminds me a little of Thelma Harper (Mama's Family) and she loves them big and she loves them black. She and her distinguished looking husband drive to Portland from a  nearby conservative state so that she can get fucked and sucked by well endowed men at either The Paris or The Oregon Theaters. They have been doing this for a number of years . She did not hook up with any single men at The Paris on Friday but she did get a good fucking from the husband of the gal who fucked all those guys at The Oregon and The Paris.  I always enjoy watching her go from Ms Prim and Proper to Ms. Horny and Nasty in two strokes of a hard penis.

The other veteran who was at The Paris that night was The Librarian, that big breasted, big thigh-ed, curly haired glasses wearing  cock craving woman who loves nothing more than to fuck by grinding her hips slow and deep and feeling the come spurt deep into her pussy. I only saw her fuck one guy on Friday but, chances are good, she did a lot more.

There were a lot of couples that came to The Paris on Friday who did not play or played just a little. There was a young man who tried his best but his girl friend  was playing goalie and her pussy was the net. They were both good looking Nerds. They were in the theater when there were other couples there  and she could see women getting fucked or sucking dick right next to her so maybe she will have more fun next time they visit The Paris.

There was a very sexy, thin, Russian-looking brunette who came in wearing a very short dress, hiked it past her ass ,climbed on top of her man's long thin cock, rode up and down on it ,then took off the dress, jumped off the dick, sucked it for a little while, climbed back on board. got her tits sucked and bit, ended up on her back taking his final hard thrust and his hot pay load into her  warm wet pussy, then putting her dress back on slipping into her high heels and walking out the door. She and her man's theater sex visit lasted all of 30 minutes.

The theater sex action that made Friday unique was provided by a Latin couple who came to The Paris with a friend. Their friend was a dude and he was reluctant to be there, probably because he knew them from outside the theater and didn't know that things were a little different on the inside. The woman, who looked like Sofia Vergara from Modern Family with extra fire and desire in every sensual movement of her sexy body, proceed to get naked and fuck her husband with a fiery passion and an uninhibited lust. She clearly liked their friend and was turned on by his shyness.

When she finally persuaded him to suck on her breasts while she was getting fucked, his attentive tit slurping sent her soaring into ecstasy. I'm not sure how much further they went after that because I left the theater before they did. It was a very interesting theater sex scene.. Maybe afterwards they all went back to the house and had a threesome. Maybe he's always wanted to fuck her, his friends wife. Maybe he didn't know they were swingers and was surprised by their openness. Or maybe it freaked him out and he realized he's not really into it. Whatever the outcome, He learned a lot at The Paris that night.

Have you been to The Paris, recently? I'd love to read a report about your adventures there, especially you single ladies or couples. When you write about it, it makes the experience more intense and , who knows, your words just might become immortal.

Brent

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Doc here again... Thanks again to the premier adult theater reporter in this thing of ours, Brent.  Brent will be going on a much deserved vacation down south shortly, thus there will be a huge void in reports from Portland.  It's time to step up and be a reporter here at The Journal.  Senior reporter floyd has the daytime scene covered, but the night scene needs a go-to reporter. Be that person.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The Captain Pulls Into Port & Onto A Nooner!

Doc here with a Flash report from that crusty, yet lovable old seadog himself, The Captain.  It looks like Cappy pulled into a safe harbor at Adult World in Rensselaer, NY, and got hard at work on the poopdeck.

Here is The Captain and his latest log entry...

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Hi Doc,

I wanted to report in some up to the minute news. I just came from the Adult World Bookstore - (275 Columbia Turnpike, in Rensselaer, NY (right across the river from downtown Albany).The couples action was frequent this summer, but not heavy and the Captain found himself down river each time the party flag flew on a Friday or Saturday night.

I saw a text message come across my phone indicating the party flag was flying at our local theater, unusual for a mid-day at this theater. A gentleman arrived around noon with a late 40's blonde with a terrific rack. She was tall and thin, great curves and caused a fair amount of excitement among the patrons. They started in a booth, probably to get warmed up and within about 10 mins headed into the theater. They didn't waste much time and started to play almost immediately.

The Captain's Party Flag

She blew him while he stood over her and he worked her top down exposing her breasts (a large C, if not a D). She must have had a good time in the booths because her male companion waved us over and pushed her head down on another guys cock. He lasted just a few minutes and I stepped up to continue her run, she turned back to her male companion and he pushed her head back towards me and she eagerly swallowed me up with her gentle tongue for about 5 mins before I was releasing in her mouth. She dribbled on her breasts and asked for a towel.

Her male companion bent her over the seats and began pounding her from behind while she continued to blow three more guys who stepped up in the row behind them.  The fun got cut short due to the booths area next to the theater closing for some maintenance. The couple felt uncomfortable with the workers coming in, cleaned up and left.

Sorry no pics, it was just a good old explosive theater sex - a spit-roasting of nooner!

The Captain

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Doc here again... The Captain has a knack of finding fun wherever the high seas take him.  Even though DNA testing showed no signs of Irish blood coursing through his veins, rumor has it that he has dipped his vein to an Irish lass or two.

Thanks again to The Captain for another great report from upstate NY!  Safe travels!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them!  Just e-mail me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit and format your report for you. 

Stay tuned later today for a GREAT Flash Report on The Lido Theater in Dallas from first time reporter Jane Doe.  This report has the level of detail we all crave, and from a female perspective.  "The Jane Doe View" debuts later today @ The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The Editor Covers Two Nights @ 15th Ave in Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a two-day Flash Report from senior reporter The Editor.  The Editor gave 110% this weekend, reporting from the front lines of one of the best overall adult theater/ABS complexes in the country, 15th Avenue Adult Theater & Spa, 2125 N.15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL.  His two-day stint at 15th yielded some terrific scenes to describe for you, in his no-fluff approach to this thing of ours.

In the name of Great Caesar's Ghost, here his two-part report...

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Friday September 9

There were 3 main players on Friday. The first couple was younger (30s).  He had a pony tail and she was a big girl. They didn't look like players at first, but they went into the spa and got naked pretty quickly.  The crowd of guys wasn't too bad.  She started to give BJs, nice slow, steady, nothing crazy (raincoat required).  Nothing deep, but she worked it.  They played in the steam room; then in the tv room (now and hereafter shall be referred to as the “Stadium”), back to the showers, locker room.  At some point she switch to taking it doggy style and one black stud had her moaning for 20+ minutes.  Her body was soft and the pounding sent the waves shaking.  Her hanging tits wobbled; just beautiful.  Some one opened her back door and an older well endowed gentleman pounded her back door furiously, accompanied by the same moans.  She was great! She took on all cummers for over 3 hours.
 

Another couple on Friday night are apparent regulars, J and L. He was Confucius-like, just watching and observing as she gave numerous BJs in the theater and also in the stadium.  She is a lovely mature woman who just takes it slow, except some members of the Penis Gallery (PG) who were anything but slow as she bent over to give a double ended performance.  BTW, the PG was fairly large on Friday. 

A single black gal came in and got alot of vocal attention, but she couldn't be talked into anything even by Big Mike.  Rumors that Mike is my bitch are completely inaccurate.

I've been saving the best for last: the hit of the night was a blonde version of my own Lois Lane (as played by Terry Hatcher). Lois should give up on the Clark Kent.  He's gay and I can take care of her needs, to say nothing of MINE!  This 40-something gal had a great trim bod and some well done enhancements.

She and her bf started in the steam room and the crowd was intense. Very little preliminary activity, it was BANG and go full speed.  She had a minimum of 2 deep around her all night.  She played for a couple hours and I'm pretty sure she was getting DP'd a couple of times.  All bareback. (Not recommended practice!)  After the spa, she went into their private room, came out in a bra, garter and stocking sand went to the Stadium for a little action with the gladiators. Note to PG, not many gladiators, looked like lots of hot dog vendors though!

A few T-gurls were on hand, but getting little or no interest from what I could tell.

Saturday September 10

There was a private party in the party room attached to 15th, which completely screwed up the parking. 

J & L from Friday night repeated their Friday night activities in the front row of the theater.  Mrs had her dress off and was wearing a nice pair of white lacey boy shorts.  She looked very nice like this, but I'm sure she felt self conscious and went back to having the dress just around her middle.  In my book, she was very desirable in the white panties. 

Liz arrived and after a shower made her way to the theater.  After some minor chatter with yours truly, she pulled off the top of her dress and the girls were on display.  I think the word "magnificent" would be accurate in describing her boobs. I managed to do some groping of her bounty before the swarm.  More active crowd control would have helped.  She was a row behind L.  They eventually hooked up and went to a private room in the spa.  Liz made several trips to the theater and their private room.  Wish I could have gotten more time to “talk” with her. We could have discussed the meaning of a few verbs. 

A black couple came in (20s). She was skinnnnnny.  Wearing an exceedingly short skirt. After an hour of going in/outside, wandering, she was taken to the arcade where she gave a few BJ.  I was unable to even get a peak.  Not aproblem, however, as she later was walked into the theater topless.  She had the nicest pair of soft little B cup boobies, only slightly sagg ing. I've not seen that nice a set in real life for a very long time.  In the theater, she gave her man a very noisy BJ, then they went back to the arcade.  Lois needs to come in here and take care of a problem for me. 

A middle aged Hispanic couple came in while Mrs C was going full speed.  He groped her and they went to the couples section, where he eventually stripped her and got her off by hand several times.  She did some minor playing with a few members of the PG.  There were several other couples who went into private rooms and invited zero or only few in one at a time.

My second late night was too much and I wandered back to my hotel.  While this all sounds crazy, I suspect many guys went home unfulfilled as the crowd was just too big despite the willingness of the ladies.

OLSEN - GET IN HERE!  Where the hell is that kid?

The Editor

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Doc here again... A huge thank you to The Editor for his two-evening reporting duties at 15th Avenue.  I am glad he had a good weekend of stories and sub-plots to report on, and hopefully he had his fair-share of fun in the suburbs of Chicago.  Also congrats to The Editor as The Journal's newest senior reporter.

Do you have a report like The Editor's?  Then join the ranks of Journal reporters and submit your report to Al Pacino The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. You submit the words, I will edit, format, drop in some images, and spiff it up nicely for you.  You get the glory, and the groupies.

Seems fair.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The New Eros Adult Theater in Colorado Springs, CO by Jim

Doc here with a Flash Report from a theater I have never heard about (until today)... The New Eros Theater in Colorado Springs, CO.  I have added this theater's information into the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database, and have dropped in a photo of the theater into Jim's fine report.

Here is Jim and his take on The New Eros...

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Hello Doc,

Last week I had the oppurtunity to visit the New Eros Adult Theater, 519 South Tejon Street in Colorado Springs, CO.  It's the first time I'd been there and found it a fun time.  

New Eros Theater
Colorado Springs, CO

Upon entering, I sat in the 2nd row from the screen as the entrance is besides the screen up front.  There were a couple other guys there. About 5 mins after I sat down and my eyes adjusted, a couple entered.  She was tall and had on a short skirt that barely covered her ass and pussy.  She had on heels and a nice blouse.   I sat there for a couple minutes debating whether I should sit closer to them and thought to myself, "if she's dressed that way, they must be here to play and have no problem if someone is watching them".  

By now there was a few more guys that entered and were scattered about.  I got up and walked to the back, they were sitting in the last row, on the asile, I sat across the aisle from them.  Behind both our sections, the theater has a big open space where several rows have been removed, I guess for people standing in the back making it able to play.   In my row there was 3 chairs and a box against the wall that was waist high right next to the last chair.   Soon the couple got up and walked behind me and against the wall, standing behind the box.   Another guy had moved behind them about 10 feet in the corner of the theater and was stroking himself. 

The couple started playing as the husband had her skirt up and was feeling her ass and pussy.  At that point the girl leaned over the box and layed on it as her husband felt her ass and pussy.  The husband said something to the guy in the corner and he approached them.  I moved over in the seat next to the girl and put my hand under her to feel her tits,  she reached back and undid her bra to allow me access to them.   Her husband took ahold of the strokers dick and guided him into the girls pussy , telling him to fuck her.  I was a bit surprised as he was doing her bareback and after several minutes of him fucking her, me feeling her tits and her husband feeling them both, the guy came in her.  He pulled out and her husband replaced him for sloppy seconds.  

After the husband came and pulled out the all stood up , the girl pulling out some paper towels from somewhere and they all cleaned up.  Shortly after she told us thanks and they walked out.   It was all very hot and erotic and the theater seemed couple friendly.

Jim

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Doc here again...Thanks to Jim for a great Flash Report, and congrats on catching a great scene on his first trip there.  We look forward to more from Jim in the coming days and weeks here at The Journal.

The Good Doctor is still in desperate need of adult theater reports. Please send your reports to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and get your report in tip top shape.  You supply the words.

Thanks!
Doc

Flash Report: Liz Reports On the Full Moon at 15th Ave in Melrose Park IL on 9/10/11

Doc here with another 5-Star Couple's Flash Report from that Energizer Bunny herself, Liz.  The table was set for a big night at 15th Avenue Adult Theater & Spa in Melrose Park, IL. A bachelor party next door, a full moon in the sky, and a theater full of couples,guys, and CDs/TVs, dinner was soon to be served.

Here is a great report (and some helpful advice) from the very sexy Liz...

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Hi Doc,

Just a brief report of the fun at 15th Avenue this past Saturday night.  I arrived around 9:00pm, & before even going back to the parking lot I could tell it was full as cars were parked up front.  Was a little worried that word of my arrival got out and this was the crowd for the evening.  I was happy to hear that there was a bachelor party in the adjoining premises. 

Since it was free for couples/single women/CD/TVs, we simply chatted with the front desk, paid for the private room and went to the spa area.  Walking through the establishment to the spa area, you could tell it was going to be a very busy and interesting evening ahead.  When we entered the spa I noticed a regular "G" and made my way through the talkative crowd to simply give him a hug and kiss. 

After dropping our belongings off in the room we proceeded to the theater and sat in our usual 3rd row from front spot.  The place was pretty full, but not filled to capacity (as will be indicated later).  After sitting for a minute and checking out the crowd we noticed one couple sitting in the couples section, not playing just sitting. 

After sitting for a few minutes, men came up and sat in row in front and behind us.  One of the men in front of us asked if I was Liz and when I confirmed that, he told me to tell you "Hi from Doc". (ed. note- Liz, meet Journal reporter The Editor).

It seemed like the men were going to be very well behaved and wait for me to make first move, so I took off my top and immediately you could hear the theater seats going up and men approaching.  My play partner reminded all the men that I don't like for them to come up from behind me.  (Note to men:  Most of us women don't like this and it creeps us out)  This statement from him seemed to offend some as I heard a comment "Really like what does it matter" we ignored, and he didn't get to participate. 

As the men started coming up I was blowing and stroking and letting the men from front and sides feel as they wanted, stopping if they got too aggressive (which seemed to be the course of action this night).  While in middle of entertaining several men I looked up to see "J" and knew his wife "L" would soon be following.  We acknowledged "J"'s arrival and I kept entertaining.  "J" and "L" sat in the front row, and some of the men that lined the aisle for me quickly approached her.  So, at that time there were about 20 men and 3 couples in the theater (who knows how many other places).  I excused myself to shower and the men went up to wait for "L"'s loving touch.

After a shower we made our way back to the room and told a familiar face to come join us.  "H" had been to the establishment before and has always graciously waited for me and for one reason or another never seemed to work out.  So we took "H" back to our room and I went quickly into play mode humping like bunnies.  After we were done took another shower, dressed and saw "J" and "L" come into spa area.  Chatted about what was going on in theater since we were heading back in, "L" told me be aware it's packed and they are wanting tonight. 

 We went into theater and sat in the couples section, immediately after that "J" and "L" joined us.  We were talking about how packed the place was and at my estimate there were probably 25 men in the place.  "L" asked if I was comfortable told her no problem.  In front of us were 2 couples with one of women being fingered and having her breast sucked.  Men in row in front of her were touching as well.  We watched and obviously got worked up and "L" and I began to play. 

At first it was some fondling, with my partner lifting my dress playing with my pussy and me playing with hers.  Then I took top down and she was sucking on my tits.  Soon I moved into a better position so that I was sucking her tits and fingering her moist pussy.  Might I say she has a wonderful pussy to play with and if anyone is lucky enough to have a chance, you should enjoy!  Some men took liberty of stepping into the couples section to touch but were reminded that it was a couples section and they backed out.  Soon I took liberty of getting down on the floor to eat her as my partner played with her great tits. 

We were getting really into it (all of us), when all of a sudden I felt a hand grab my ass and start to finger my ass.  I quickly pushed hand away and looked up only to see one anxious man in the couples section, dick out and hand under the theater seat to finger me.  That didn't sit well with me and me of all people actually yelled at him that it was a couples section and for him to back out.  He took one step, still in couples seating and I told him that he need to back the hell out of the section completely.  I am sorry if anyone reading this was there, but come on guys you just don't do that!!!  Unless you are invited into the area, it's for couples to play without worrying about various outside things.  Respect it ok!!!  You are getting a show, so just respect some of the boundaries set up.

Well, it just set me off and we left to take "L" back to our room for some fun.  THIS is what happens when people don't respect boundaries, you loose out on a very HOT show!!!  Luckily there were other couples that would go in and out of the theater putting on shows. 

So back in the room with "L" we all take turns entertaining each other and it was a HOT fun time.  We all took showers and went outside to get some air.  While out there "J" noticed on his cell that the management sent out a notice saying "People and MORE people".  There were so many individuals entering that they couldn't keep up with the normal announcements.

After some talk outside and air, we went back into theater.  When we entered all the men were around the couples section watching an AA man get a very good BJ from his partner. Sitting next to him was another couple and we sat in couples section 2 rows ahead.  Men were not taking the liberties they did earlier, but management had to remind them to step out of main aisle and an AA man on opposite side of room playing with his tool watching had to yell at men they were blocking his view. 

We watched as the man was getting very wet attention from her, and as soon as the couple sitting next to them left two single men took their seats.  I told them it was a couples section and unless they invited you to play you aren't suppose to sit in.  In a very snide comment he told me, "sorry it's first time and thought it was a way to get action".  I told him no it was a way to get kicked out.  The AA man thanked me and gave me thumbs up for taking care of that issue. 

Then another couple came in and sat in row between AA couple and us watching as well.  After she finished him, they left and so did we to go back to room for some alone time.  Walking through to spa that booth area was packed with 4 doors closed with various play, about 10 guys lined the hallway of the booth area and there were still a ton of men in the theater.

The place was packed with everyone, and here is my approximate overall count.  3 TV/CD - 7 couples - and probably about 30 single men at various times usually about 20 during most.  It was a lot of fun, but the men were very over anxious crossing some of the unwritten rules, or just pushing the limit with playing couples.  I don't know if it was because of the party next door, or the full-moon but even though there was a ton of fun and I love every minute at the 15th, but it felt as if I had to be on defensive end all night.

Well, can't go this coming Saturday but trying to work in a visit Friday night!!!!

My thanks to "J" and "L" for a great night!!! 

Liz

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Doc here again... I'm trying to catch my breath after reading the report... Where to start?  Like most adult theaters today, crowd control (at times) can be challenging.  Liz encountered this on a few occasions alone Saturday night, and handled it expertly.  When it comes to adult theater going couples, one has to be the alpha dog and control the crowd.  There are different techniques that are effective to control the dimwits who don't understand the rules. 

I personally use the technique Liz employed Saturday night... If I see something not cool or uninvited, I will call out the individual loudly, ask what the problem is, and confront the perp.  Getting management  involved is also important, so they can handle the dimwit(s) outside the theater itself. 

The best theater escorts I have seen (and I have been around a LONG time), are the guys who command respect because they project that they "might" be a prick.  Escorts that lay back and don't say anything when actions violate their own rules will have an uphill battle.

Those of you who read my House Call Report from last week with Mr. and Mrs. X may remember how I had to get pricky with three guys who took it upon themselves to get grabby with Mrs. X.  I addressed it quickly (prickly), gave them direction (as in "back off"), and that was that.  No more problems.

The guys in general at 15th Avenue are very good... But in certain situations, every adult theater can have an issues with it's patrons.  It's the nature of the beast.  15th has excellent management, and I know they have banned certain guys from there due to their behavior.  That sends a message to the rest of the dimwits that can't understand or read the rules.

The full moon strikes again, but there was plenty of fun to be had despite a bad apple or two.

Thanks again Liz for your report! Awesome stuff!

Doc

New Feature! The Good Doctor's Mailbag

Doc here with a new feature here at The Journal of Adult Theaters: The Good Doctor's Mailbag. No, this isn't an analogy to my scrotum. It's a forum to publish comments or ask question to your old resort waiter looking buddy, The Good Doctor.

This letter from senior Journal scribe Enzyte Bob was posted on the Uncensored Adult Postings Yahoo Group and it's pretty fantastic:

Good Afternoon My Good Doctor,

I read with a sly smile your post regarding being "outed." Initially, I was concerned that the best editor on this thing of ours would be required to find a safe house in which to hide, enter the this thing of ours witness protection program or, God fobid, shave the mustache, until the provebial heat was turned down. I now realize that your "outing" has been a giant leap forward toward this thing of ours becoming more mainstream. Three cheers for Dr. Emilio Lizardo...LOL

Oh, and I think you compare favorably to Jack Lord in Hawaii 5-0. There was an old Saturday Night Live skit that asked the question, Quien es mas macho: Jack Lord or Ricardo Montalbon? I say, Dr. Emilio es muy mas macho!!

Have a great day and hey....Let's be careful out there!!

Enzyte Bob
Still Smilin'

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Doc here again... Thank you for your concern, Enzyte Bob.  I am safe and sound, identity intact, but now being proud for who I am... A background artist/respected MD/blogger.  It has taken years to perfect the "resort waiter" look, and with the commercial's popularity I now have a slight paparazzi problem.  When I went out to investigate, one of the photographers ordered a rum and coke.

Mission accomplished.

Doc

Flash Report: Gentle Tongue Reports on Horse Cave, KY

Doc here with an entertaining Flash Report from that old smooth talker himself, Gentle Tongue. His report is focused squarely at Horse Cave, KY, a legendary adult theater/ABS.  Inside his report you will find information about location, safety bulletins about the parking lot, and an overview of the facility.

So kick back, open up a PBR, and enjoy GT's Flash Report...

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Our Good Doctor,

Another note to the faithful followers of “This Thing of Ours” and again giving the beautiful Blue Grass State credit.  I can say that if you leave the Blue Grass State with blue balls, you haven’t look well enough.

After stopping in the Richmond locations (see previous update), I eventually found myself surrounded by Vettes and the collectors of such fine machines.  It spurred on the need to put some “Varoom” into the day on Thursday (SHIT Day – “Sure Happy It’s Thursday”), sorry for those offended.

Traveling north on I-65 towards the destination of Clarksville (Exit 58), IN, a second time visit had to be made to the location known as “Horse Cave”.  For those never having experiences this location, it is a 2 building large former strip mall, and the back one being where the store is located.  There is plenty of parking, however, those with cars, please insure you enter into the driveway for cars, saves you some bottoming out, and keeps the Varoom in the old 4 wheeler.

You enter through the rear from the parking and enter the hallway leading to the store, gotta love those sensors for the parrots and there colorful comments, nice touch.  Just give-em a nut for a treat.  The size of the store may overwhelm some.  Make the immediate right to the entrance of the Theaters and booths.  No have that Jackson with you, $20.00, couple or single and this gives you access to the unlimited time for all areas. 

The main theater to the right has a small screen with about a half a dozen couches and chairs throughout the room.  Couches are in nice bouncy condition and the room is dark enough you won’t even see you hand.  You can walk out the back of the main theater and find the restroom and a hallway tot eh 2nd theater, featuring those rainbow movies.  The booth area is located to the left inside the main entrance and a good number of them have glory holes connecting them.

Now having only visited once before on a very rainy mid-week night I kept and optimistic outlook.  The typical clientele was present.  Those on patrol like a storm chaser or spotter at a race.  One in particular stood out, for not so good reasons, he was kind enough to insure my zipper was up, not needed.  This guy would make “Speedy Gonzalez” look slow, he circled the place quicker than a Jerry running from Tom.  Another 2 fine gentlemen took care of one of finest in uniform.  After an hour or so I thought the Varoom would not be achieved and that the engines were still idling without a green flag, I know the Paris has a “Red” flag. 

However, a short time later a mature couple entered.  Of course the dynamics changed in the group, those looking for tube steak now were looking at a taco dinner.  The couple was followed and spied on during every move.  The couple was looking to see when booth 18 and 19 became free.  These 2 booths sit together by themselves and have a nice hole between them.   The fine lady entered #18 and her husband in #19.  Another gentleman joined the lady and all was moving well.  Once the revolving door spun around another guy took the first’s place.  The walls of the booth was severely tested and could have exceeded the previous week’s earthquake. 

Seeing that the door was again spinning the GT had to move into to Varoom and squeal the rubber.  For a woman of in her sixties, her sundress hid a beautiful pair of mummeries and a nice peter cotton tail bush with a very tight tunnel of fun.  Oh I nursed and moaned.

Couples are known to come around on Fridays and Saturdays more frequently.  Overall the place is good with plenty to offer.

GT

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Thanks again to GT for another outstanding report! 

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail it to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format that bad boy for you...And you get the glory.

The Journal is in dire need of reports... Do your part!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Goes 0 for 2 (w/ Two Strikeouts) - 9/10/11

Doc here with the quickest Bob in Biloxi report ever.  And this is not a good thing.  Here is Bob with the gory details:

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Hey Doc,

It was a beautiful night on our Gulf Coast this weekend!! Nice cool temperatures, clear with a full moon out! Perfect night for playing! With the weather report out of the way, three couples showed up last night at the theater, and none played. Zero couples showed at the ABS. There were hordes of guys though.

I talked to one of our readers who said they could meet on Friday, put never heard back from them? So I made the trip Friday and Saturday, Zilch! On both nights!

Let’s hope this weird vibe leaves the coast soon and couples start getting out to play!!

Bob

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Ouch.

Thanks,

Doc

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor: I Have Been Outed!

Doc here with a humble message of acknowledgement... As many of you know, The Good Doctor tries to keep under the radar in public.  Contrary to popular belief, I do not arrive at an adult theater wearing a sandwich board which reads "I'm Dr. Emilio Lizardo".  It's just not my style.

Well yesterday, an e-mail popped up on my Blackberry while I was shopping for produce (as anyone knows, I have a high appreciation for fresh produce) that shook me to my core.

I had been outed, and the writer of the e-mail had proof.

Here is an excerpt of that e-mail:
"I noticed your image as a resort waiter in the background at the end of a recent hotels.com claymation ad (skydiving entrance).  Never thought I'd see you on tv. Enjoy your blog and, in the past, the activities in Indianapolis, Phoenix, Houston, etc.  Many fond memories."

With gratitude,
(name redacted)

The Proof (Still Image)

Video

I guess I owe everyone an explanation... Yes, I do some "background artist" work in Hollywood. Nothing big, but just enough to keep my beak wet.  My favorite (and first) cameo was one I did on the big island with a few friends in the 70's...

I knew it wouldn't last... My Howard Hughes-like lifestyle is a tough cover.  And now I have been betrayed by Claymation.

Thanks,
Doc

TOP Adult Theater Experience - Foxes Hound @ Berlin News Agency w/Pics

Doc here with another entry into the TOP All-Time Adult Theater Experience series.  This time it is Foxes Hound and the location is the Berlin News Agency in NJ (address info in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

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My best time in a theater play is as follows...

This about the first time I took Foxie to The Berlin News Agency in NJ.  We been chatting and met a couple of times for about a 6 months. She said often she loved to be covered in cum and wanted to good to a place like Berlin to suck some cocks.

The Real Foxie

One day I posted in a Yahoo Group site that we both belonged too, that we were planning a visit to it that night. A follow member asked if he could help if needed in crowd control. Of course we said yes he could. We agreed that we would meet him at a place down the road where Foxie  and I were going to have something to eat. I picked her up late because of traffic and she was dressed in a little black dress, matching thigh high stockings and thong.

She was excited about going as I wanted to make sure she still was up for it. When we got to the meeting place we met up with Adam the Assistant. We said hello and chatted a bit as we sat in my SUV and he stood outside her side of the car. He asked if he could feel her tits and she said okay. He then started to finger her pussy a little and asked if she would suck his cock, of course Foxie asked  "Sure, right now or do you mean later?"  He meant now and got in the back, and so did Foxie. So here it was on her way to a adult theater and she sucking a strangers cock 4 miles away from it. She got a mouth full of cum in about 5 minutes.   What a Girl.

The Real Foxie

When we got there we paid our admission and walked in. Now this was before the remodel was done a couple of years ago, so I hope I remember correctly. To the right was a small room with a table and a love seat if I recall. If you went straight you got to the entrance of another small room. To the left was the normal dark theater where there was theater seating of about 15 rows and 15 seats wide. In the back of here was a walled off area where padded benches, more like a pew seat, lined it on 3 sides facing the screen  and a large open area.

I led Foxie to the walled area as it would be easy to control the guys from crowding her, if there were that many as we went a week night. I pulled my shorts down to expose my cock for Foxie to suck as I took a seat. Foxie took her talented mouth around my cock and some of the few guys took a seat. Since this was our 1st time there they didn't know if we were the people that posted in the group so they gave us room and watched. We had the one bench all to ourselves and they sat on the other wall of benches or stood at the wall and watched. After a few minutes I shot my cum into her mouth  and she swallowed my load.


Now two more guys she didn't know and she was ready when she saw more cocks out hoping she would suck them off. She started sucking one guy and then another and another after they came. We guess word got out as it was getting a bit crowded and there was a willing female mouth to suck your cum out of your cock. After about she had her 8th cum load in here mouth she got tired.

The Real Foxie

She removed her dress to reveal we were staying and to show off  her ass and huge tits at the time. One of the guys asked her if she was also there to share her pussy and of course again she said yes. Even though her mouth needed a rest her pussy needed cum so she got on all 4s and offered her shaved pussy to the guy.

He entered her doggie style and fucked her. Foxie is not a quiet fuck and this got the crowd closer. We asked for room and got it. I took a position by the entrance to the walled area to control how many guys were in there with her. Many of the regular guys helped also in giving her room to suck and fuck and also so others could see.

After about 2 hours she was ready for a smoke break and took one. Many thanked us for coming there that night and playing at this time. A regular showed us around the booth area and what there was to offer. When we got back to the walled in area she was ready for more play. I gave her a empty sodas bottle and told her to fuck herself with it, which she did. A guy in the crowd asked if he could do anal and I said yes if you have a condom and lube (which he did),  and not have a huge cock (which he didn't) as Foxie was up for it after getting him rock hard with her mouth.. I told him to let Foxie know you going to do do her ass.

This got more guys ready ready to offer her their cocks and cum. She took load after load until only me and her were left there. I feed FoxieFoxie started to suck his cock and while she did he told his wife how it felt. She was seated now rubbing her pussy thru her jeans and my cock thru my shorts. She told hubby she wanted to see him fuck her if it was okay. It was and Foxie got on her back so wifey could see hubby's cock fucking Foxie. This cause wifey to grasp my cock and bend over and start sucking it. When he was ready to cum he shot his load onto Foxies face and I did the same to his wife.

By now it has been over 4 hours inside, Liz has taken on by my count 26 different cocks in her mouth, then her pussy (5)  and ass (1). I had my cock in only 2 mouths but came both times so that was good.
I went home with all my clothes and Foxie went home with torn stockings and a black dress with cum stains and no thong. She gave them to one of the fellows as a gift for a great fuck he gave her.

We returned a couple of times as a couple  and Foxie as returned escorted by other guys since this, our first time.

Foxes Hound

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Thanks FH for a nice recounting of that evening at Berlin News.  I have heard bits and pieces about Foxie in several Yahoo Groups over the years, and it was nice to get an actual report on her (plus the pics were a nice touch).

There is still time to get your reports in for the TOP All-Time Adult Theater Experience.  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will do the rest.

Thanks,
Doc