Field Report! Funville in Vallejo, CA by Jay Owen

Doc here with an update from new reporter Jay Owen, and his take on Funville in Vallejo, CA, and a compariosn to Secrets in Oakland.

Jay, it's all yours...

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Dear Good Doctor,

Your database lists the Secrets Theater in Oakland as the only theater in the Bay Area. While I largely agree, and it is the best adult theater in the Bay Area, there is another one just north of Oakland in the city of Vallejo. It's called "Funville". I'm not kidding, that's the name of the place, Funville. It's located at 2700 Sonoma Blvd in Vallejo, on the corner of Indiana Street and Sonoma. It costs $10 to get in the theater, it shows straight porn, has seats for about 75 and a bathroom inside the theater. They are also an adult book store with a tiny arcade with really tiny booths that I never see anyone use (ed. note: database updated).

Now the reality part; it's seedy, it never gets cleaned (very well) people smoke cigarettes inside the theater, the screen is old, the projector is older and the sound is horrible. Many of the seats are broken and the bathroom is downright filthy. With that said, they are very patron friendly. The staff doesn't care what goes on inside as long as no one is making too much noise or getting hurt. I have seen M/F couples in there, but that is rare. It's mostly men looking for M2M play. Lot's of married men go there to "rub one out" so to speak. Lots of nudity and open jacking going on in there. Lots of sexual activity between men in the bathroom too.

If it was cleaner, if the seats were not broken and if there was women's only restroom  I bet more couples would go there. Until then, it will remain a seedy old porn theater for seedy old men.

Given the choice, the Secrets Theater in Oakland is better. They only charge $7 to get in, only $5 for 55 & older. Their seats are newer, the projector and sound are better (they need to fix the focus again on their projector) and their arcade is much better with bigger booths and more movie selection. Still, not may couples go there, not sure why. The Secrets store is nice, well lit, clean and has friendly staff. Couples do come in to buy adult toys and movies, but don't venture in to the theater much. Ah, we can't all be like Portland. Too bad.

Respectfully submitted by Jay Owen.

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Thanks Jay for a nice comparison report.  NoCal is not a mecca for this thing of ours at this time... Maybe one day it will bounce back, but I'm not taking any bets.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! D&M Visit The Berlin News Agency (w/ HOT Pics AND 2 Video!)

Doc here with a GREAT way to start of August's reports...

In early July, D&M, our Jersey-centric reporters, visited the awesome Berlin News Agency.  The following represents what monkey business they got into @ BNA.

How about this: 10 Pics and 2 Videos from that evening in early July!!!  Plus, D&M have indexed the pics with the report!

I suggest sitting back, popping open a Fanta, and enjoying this multi-media Couple's Flash Report from the hosts of The Jersey Report, D&M.

Please click on the pics, as they are hi-res!


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It was a very hot night when we arrived at BNA. We entered the store to find a few "friends" waiting outside the theater.

"D" and I said hello and headed in followed by our "friends". As she walked through the door, one of the guys wanted to take a picture of her ass. "D" obliged, kneeling on the low, padded table and pulling up her dress. (see IMAG156) 

What you can barely see, if you look closely is a surprise. "D" was wearing a stainless steel butt plug with a beautiful crystal on the end of it. (See IMAG159). So I had our 2 friends hold her ass cheeks open so I could get a few pics!! (see IMAG160)


The theater was not crowded. Maybe 8 guys there at the time. "D" took a few minutes to get situated and beckoned for the first lucky guy of the evening. (See IMAG165) She took about 4 minutes to suck him off and swallow his load. (see VIDEO002)  She licked her lips and the guys started lining up!!

Guy # 2 took about as long... (see IMAG169 and VIDEO0003)Again, she swallowed his load and there was another happy customer!!


The next guy walked up and things continued that way for about 45 minutes and 6 guys. (See IMAG170a, 171, 172 and 173)

I may have failed to mention this before, but there was another couple there and after the rest period, things got more interesting as the woman went down on "D" while she continued to suck cock. Super hot!! (see IMAG174) During that session one of the guys came all over "D's" chest!! Unfortunately I did not get a pic of that :(

"D" continued to take on all cummers for the next hour or so. A total of 17 guys were serviced that evening. A very impressive number!
"D" Truly loves cum and making men feel good.

The disappointing part was that no one said "The Doc sent me". She was really looking forward to someone from the site being there. Oh well.. There is always next time!!
 
We left around midnight and chatted about the experience all the way home. Then we had some of the best sex we ever had.

#156

#159

#160

#165

#169

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#174

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Doc here again... A huge thank you to D&M for a great report!  What more could one ask for? Pics, video, and an index... Bravo!

D&M are hitting Berlin News Agency again very soon...Stay tuned for an announcement.  And if you run into them at BNA, make sure you tell her "Doc sent me!".

Thanks,

Doc

Cathy Report #2: Hartford's Art Cinema on Friday 7/27

Doc here with Report #2 from Hartford's Art Cinema, and the juggernaut that was Cathy (from Cathyscraving.com) and her visit.  Regular contributor, Incognito, has the details on the visit. 

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Hello Doctor,

Went to see Cathy on Friday night at The Art Cinema. She showed up right on time and headed upstairs first.

There was a few couples up there already including a gorgeous blonde who was getting fucked over the side of the balcony. Cathy finally came down and the group of men quickly swarmed around her. But only a 2 brave guys started out with her, I couldn't get to her, so I made my way around the seats up behind her.

I quickly pulled out my cock to get it hard and she turned around and started giving me head. I was was ready to give my load and let someone else step in , so I asked her if I can shoot it on her tits, that's when I heard her Aussie accent saying, "Yea shoot it on my tits."

I shot a huge stream on her tits then quickly moved to the back to let others in, surprisingly most of the guys were too scared to step up. I waited about 20 minutes, watching, when the crowd finally thinned out. Cathy was craving more cock and was asking who wants to give her more cum. I stepped up again and put my cock in her mouth and stroked and let her stroke me finally pulling out to shoot another spurt of cum on her tits. I then fell back and went to another group that was playing with a cougar in the middle of the theater. The hot blonde who was getting railed upstairs was back there watching too. I was playing with my cock watching as she pulled down her top to expose her tits while her man fingered her pussy from behind.

The smaller group finally broke up and I looked down the aisle to see Cathy looking for more cock and the crowd had thinned considerably. I was happy to oblige and try for round 3. It was hard to make it cum again, within a span of an hour (but I was gonna die trying). Between Cathy giving me and another guy head and me jerking off, I see out the corner of my eye the hot little blonde watching us.

I started playing with Cathy's pussy, and a few minutes later I see the blonde reaching out for Cathy's pussy too. She started playing with her clit, then slowly sliding her finger in her. She was saying "I've never done this with a woman before", so Cathy helped her by taking her hand and helping her pump her fingers into her.

After a minute of watching this, I was ready to blow . I pumped another load onto Cathy's thigh as she was getting her pussy worked on by the hot blonde. They finally finished and it was almost time for the theater to close. We spent some time talking to Cathy in the front lobby before leaving. It was an awesome night. I cant wait until the video goes up on her site to relive it.

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Thanks again to Incognito for getting his report in quick!  In the coming days, Cathy will have her own report on her first adult theater visit of this year's Road Trip 2012.

Also, remember to check out her awesome website, Cathyscraving.com. Dirty pics and video await you...

Thanks,

Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Bambi & Thumper Hit Hollywood Erotic Boutique in Seattle

Doc here with a fantastic Couple's Flash Report from 2nd time contributors Bambi & Thumper. This awesome couple first reported from Airport Video in Everett, WA, where Bambi had her hands full.

This report focuses on Hollywood Erotic Boutique in Lake City section of Seattle (address in the adult theater dB), and this visit went MUCH better.

On a personal note, HEB is one of the most unique adult theaters in the country, and Bambi and Thumper do a nice job setting the scene inside Seattle's top adult theater complex (in The Good Doctor's opinion).

Here are Bambi and Thumper...

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Hey Doc,

Thumper here reporting on our visit to the HEB on Lake City Way in Seattle last night (Saturday 7/28). Sorry for the length, but there was a lot going on. After dinner out we had planned on dropping by the APV, but after reading updates in the Yahoo group we belong to, Bambi agreed to pop into the HEB. Our first and only visit had been a little unnerving for the reserved Bambi and we had not stayed.

There are four separate theater rooms inside HEB, showing the standard variety of fair, with little to none in the way of furniture. This night Bambi was willing to travel further out of the forest as other deers would be in attendance. Wearing a Grey tank top, tight black skirt, dark brown stockings, black high heel mules and her always present anklet we made our way into the theater after several attempts at finding a parking spot. Not easy.

Once inside the store we mingled with another couple who we knew was going to be there. Since I am not sure about using their names I will refer to them by one letter only. "V" was a tall, pretty brunette wearing fishnets, black pumps, and a trench coat! We learned at this time there were already two other couples down stairs. Heading down stairs, feeling brave in the numbers, we made our way to the last theater in the back. Bambi was taken back as there was already one guy walking around buck ass naked, something she had never seen in a theater before. This is not the "Paris" or your favorite haunt Doc, so to see four (including Bambi) women in a theater at the same time was a first for us!

The two others "M" and "K" were surrounded sitting on two chairs in the corner. "V" and her partner did not waste anytime, off came the trench coat to reveal a hot body and a little black number of sorts. "V" sat down on one of the few chairs and took her partners  love weapon into her mouth. They then disappeared from our sight, as we wearing standing off to the side still getting over the decompression . Soon all three returned to our sight, as they were standing in a huddle kissing and fondling each other. It was hot.

The Real "Bambi"

Bambi at this time had a few admirers of her own, so I lifted her skirt to expose her garter belt and stockings. She started kissing me, and then "K" came over to introduce her self. Tall and blond she stood towering over Bambi, and started to fondle her breasts through her tank top. With my prompting Bambi's top was up and "K" started sucking on Bambi's big tit, while the other one was being licked by a guy standing to the other side. Bambi then returned the favor to "K".

We then became distracted by the other two women bent over in unison taking on guys front and back. It got quite loud. We watched a for a bit, while a number of guys stroked Bambi's nylon covered legs, rubbed her ass, played with her tits, and one gave her a back rub! Bambi then turned her attention back to me and one neighbor, he and I enjoyed Bambi's very talented hands.

The room was getting very hot, as in "where the hell is the air conditioner?" hot, so I guided Bambi to a near by chair and stood in front of her. I did not last long as her mouth worked its usual charm. We said our good byes and headed out. Bambi said that there was safety in numbers and I agree.

Thumper

PS I will try and send you some outfit pics of Bambi as cameras are strictly verboten in the HEB.

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Doc here... Thanks again to Bambi and Thumper for another terrific Couples Flash Report!  Thingsccan get hot in more ways than one at HEB, and this report illustrates why that happens!

Keep the reports coming, B&T!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Pleasure Emporium in Hollywood FL by Richie Rich

Doc here with a great Flash Report from new reporter here at The Journal, Richie Rich. I meant to get this report up much sooner, but it somehow got buried in the list of pending reports. 

My apologies, sir.

This is a good one one folks... Enjoy!

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Dearest Doctor,

I must say this is a long time coming but I finally have put my fingers on the keyboard and figured I would give you a south Florida report.  I have traveled the entire country for business and have visited many stops in "this thing of ours." When I have some real time I will sit down and go through them all.  I have reports for Berlin News Agency, NJ.  Red Barn, NJ. Dream Theater, Philadelphia Pa. Cinema 309 in Wilkes Barre, PA.  CVE in NC.  Fantasyland in Tampa.  The list goes on.  I'm in the recycled time machine business and I'm stationed in Miami for the mean time.


Very close to my fantasy factory is a spot called the Pleasure Emporium at 1321 South 30th Avenue Hollywood, Florida.  Its a very large, clean, pink building right off of 95 South.  It has large booths, no gloryholes, a straight theater, gay theater and small couples only theater.  The straight theater is where most of the action is at and just like any other place it is hit or miss as far as couples action.  I must say after all the visits I have made to theaters in this country, there is one I will NEVER forget and wish I could repeat...though I'm sure it will be pretty unlikely.


I had stopped in on a whim on a Tuesday afternoon in January- right around noon.  As I pulled up I noticed two cars parking.  Both very high end cars.  Out of one came a very heavy set man, dressed in business attire.  Out of the other was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen outside or inside of one of the stores.  She was about 5'7", Latina, jet black hair, in amazing shape but wearing yoga pants, running shoes and an athletic top.  The two walked towards each other, hugged and kissed and proceeded to walk in together.  My initial reaction was that they had stopped in to buy a toy or lingerie as the store sells a ton of that stuff and you will frequently see couples in there just shopping as management is very friendly, their store is very clean and they sell all new things.  Some of the stores you go in aren't much more than toys from the 80's and gaudy outfits.  Not at Pleasure Emporium.

Pleasure Emporium
Hollywood, FL

I followed right behind them and they went immediately to the front counter and asked for a ticket to the "couples theater" which is basically a small locked room where couples sometime get together but if it is empty and a couple goes in, they can sneak anyone they want in and management doesn't care.  So I paid my admission for the theater and booth area and watched as they both used their respective restrooms before entering the straight theater.  The guy was eyeing me up so I kinda knew I stood a chance.  I found my seat in the theater and they stood in the back, often glancing over at me and whispering as she stood in front of him rubbing his cock over his pants.  There were about 4 or 5 other mongers watching and finally I saw they exited the theater but not without eyeballing me to follow.


The large gentleman went up to the front desk to ask them to remotely unlock the couples theater.  When he came back he asked me quietly if I wanted to join and of course I said yes.  I followed them in and they locked the door behind us.  The couples theater has leather couches lining the wall and a large flatscreen tv in the corner playing new porn.  Again, very clean tile floors and towels on the wall to clean up.  I finally got to see his woman up close and personal and WOW she was amazing.  It was clear to me he was her sugar daddy and was living out fantasies with her.  She had not a flaw on her body- not an ounce of fat, no stretchmarks and a really beautiful face.  I was so hard already I didn't know how long I would last.


Immediately after entering, the man said to her "take off all your clothes and suck his cock."  So I unzipped my pants and and watched her undressed.  Wow she looked amazing naked.  She had a fake set of C's that I didn't even notice because she was wearing a sports bra.  She left her socks on and nothing else.  She obeyed his command and he just stood next to us and watched.  She took my whole cock in her mouth, played with my balls and licked everything.  I looked down at her watching her work my pole and she kept glancing up at me, with her as bent over it was an unbelievable view.  Anyone who has seen a Latina ass before knows what I'm talking about!


He proceeded to sit on the couch and he unzipped his pants.  He ordered her to come over and suck his cock.  Then he asked if I had a condom.  I said no I am so sorry as I totally forgot to bring one in with me.  He said "well you could of fucked her if you had one.."  I sat down on the adjacent couch and watched him do his thing.  She stopped sucking him and started sucking me while he stood up and fucked her from behind.  He fucked her for about 10 minutes and the whole time she was slobbering my cock.  I politely asked where I could cum and she he said cum on her face so I pulled my cock out of her mouth she got on her knees and I came all over her pretty face.  She smiled at me THANKED ME and said with the sexiest accent, "next time bring a condom so you can fuck me, Ok?"  I promised I would and asked how often they come there and he said once every three weeks or so, during their lunch break around noon.  I shook his hand and they escorted me out of the room as they got dressed.


Dr, I can't even tell you how amazed I was with this spur of the moment experience.  I left feeling like I had no legs.  I walked out got into my car and waited as they both exited and entered their cars. As she got into hers she smiled at me and sped away.  I have popped in there a few times around that time during the week and have never seen them again.  I guess it was a once in a lifetime experience.  But I try to take some time to visit there whether at night or day and this place does have some good action.  I'd say out of 15 trips to the back area, couples have been playing back there maybe 10 times.   But none of these wives that come in look even close to as good as this one did...  I recorded this memory into my spank-o-vision and it may go down as my best ever!


As a side note, I'm a younger guy- I keep my body in shape, don't smoke and I dress well.  That makes the world of difference because you will be attracted to the wives and girlfriends that enter the place.  Some of the people you see walking around creeping haven't showered in a week and have never read an issue of GQ magazine to see that the cut off jean shorts they are wearing would be better suited for Halloween rather than everyday use.  My advice to all fellow lurkers:  Shower, brush your teeth, take care of your body and wear decent clothes.  If you do, you will be successful at times.  Be patient and it will all be good!


I'll have more reports to come when I get some more time, I'm dying to have my own picture and nickname.


Sincerely,

Richie Rich

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Doc here again... Thanks to Richie Rich for this great Flash Report from Pleasure Emporium.  RR plays it right... Be the best looking guy in the theater, and be patient.

Keep the reports coming Richie!  Terrific stuff, sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Tour Of Duty 2012: Chapter 11 - Port of Call San Diego

Doc here with the final three San Diego adult theaters on Old Marine Corps Guy's Tour of Duty 2012.

OMCG decided to finish his reports off with a bang, and these three theaters are a good example of San Diego's healthy adult theater scene. Of the three, Adult Depot #1 and the Barnett Adult Superstore have been very kind to The Good Doctor over the years. 

Adult Depot #2? No so much.

The proximity of these three theaters to each other allows you to bounce between the three if you like, and was my SOP.  And as always, Old Marine Corps Guy's observations have military precision.

In this next week, I will have more detailed Flash Reports from the San Diego theaters, as OMCG finally hit paydirt on his long Tour of Duty 2012. 

Here are the final recaps of San Diego's adult theater scene from Old Marine Corps Guy...

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Adult Depot #1
3489 Kurtz St
San Diego, CA

• 24/7
• Bookstore and arcade
• $7.00 admission for 2 theaters, both show str8 movies
• Appx. 25 regular theater seats in each theater.
• Admission good for 4 hour in and out.
• Loud door sound when someone comes in.
• Lots of gay, but good couples action also.  Clerk say quite a few regulars and a fairly steady flow of them throughout the week.

Adult Depot #2
405 Pacific Hwy. 
San Diego, CA

• Small bookstore, arcade and theater
• $7.00 admission to theater 24/7  In and out OK
• One small theater with 12 regular seats
• 6 screens on 3 walls
• Street parking only
• Very hard to find and to get to.
• Clerk says very few couples

Barnett Superstore
Corner of Barnett and Midway
San Diego, CA

• Sister theater of Jolar
• Very large, clean bookstore and arcade with 1/2 doors
• $10.00 admission for 4 hour in and out to theater or $20.00 for 24 hour in and out
• 2 theaters for one admission price, each has 2 screens one showing str8 the other gay
• Very comfortable "theater" seats, appx 20 in each theater.
• Loud door noice alerts you to newcomers, and long hallway has to be walked to enter theater area.  Allows time to straighten up.
• The seats make it a little difficult to play (6" wide arms on each seat, and seats are side by side), but play does go on.
• Probably the best theater in SD for couples

Flash Report! Cathy's Visit To The Art Cinema in Hartford by The Shadow

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Post # 1000! Laney From Texas Visiting CTs Adult Theater In Gary 8/21 -8/23 (w/PICS!)

Doc here with Post #1000 here at The Journal of Adult Theaters, and why not celebrtate it with an announcement from Laney in Texas!

Laney will be visiting CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN from August 21 through August 23.  These will be daytime visits (nooners), so you better ask your boss for an extra long lunch those days.  Also, more details to following in the coming days.

Those who have seen Laney in action in Gary, Portland, Dallas, or Hartford, know that she is a dynamo in the gang bang scene. But don't take my word for it, here is a statement direct from Laney:

Hello from Texas.  I will be back to see you guys in August. I would like to break my record again.I will be doing nooners only on August21st thru 23th. Please help me by telling everyone you know that I like suck,fuck and you can cum on me anywhere you like. Can't wait to see you guys. 

Laney from Texas


Here are 4 new images of Laney, doing her thing (click to enbiggen them!)...





Flash Report! Bud Fox Reports From 15th Ave in Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a first time report from freshman reporter, Bud Fox.

I had the pleasure of first corresponding with Bud when he had some questions about adult theater etiquette. Armed with that knowledge, he is now in the front lines of this thing of ours, and doing a great job.

On this Friday evening, I happened to stop by for a visit to 15th Avenue Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  In my conversations with a few of the other regulars, Bud introduced himself and we had a terrific conversation.

Well, he took The Good Doctor's advice, and it yielded big dividends...

Here is Gordon Gekko's protege, Bud Fox, and his first report.

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Doc,

It was a pleasure meeting you at 15th last Friday, 7/20th. Your blog has been a great guide for a rookie like me.  I have give you credit.. You always say be patient... And you were right..

Here is my report...

It's was a Friday night at 15th Ave, and for a Friday it was pretty full. There was a bachelor party next door, and the theater had a few couples but nothing really going on.. You always say to be patient, and you were right.

While taking a break outside, a beautiful young lady late 20s drives up, and met her boyfriend/companion.  They came inside and rented a room in the spa. They didn't even go into the theater, they went straight into the spa where she changed into a thong and nipple clamps bra.

The crowd followed and she led her man to the bleachers section, where they started playing in front of the crowd. She then instructed him to fuck her, and he followed her orders. After fucking her for a bit she asked (more accurately, demanded) for more cocks at the ready.

She had many suitors and the fun began... Her male friend finally gained his strength and fucked her good.. As did others in the crowd (ed note- The rumor that The Good Doctor was the 3rd guy to fuck this sassy brunette doggie style with a handful of her hair in his fist cannot be confirmed, nor denied).

She then needed a shower, so the party went into the shower area. Then it was back for some more fun.. This time at the bleachers, two sexy African American women and their male companion in addition to about 10 to15 guys were watching and looking for the opportunity.  All three ladies began bonding and one of the ladies was not ready to jump in. She was timid at first, but that changed later on..

A pussy eating challenge took place, and two of the women had men between their thighs. The crowd grew hungry, so the main attraction went back to her room and a line of men where ready to assist the brunette. She selected a few in the room, and then later came out for another break/ shower and some movie time in the theater. The other ladies where in the shower area taking care of business. And the timid woman in the beginning let go and started fucking a few of the guys.

I was waiting for the main attraction.  And I was happy to get selected to be one of the few guys to be able to enjoy some time with her.. At this point she was fucked to oblivion.. So her man and her asked if we would like to jerk off and cum on her tits.. We all said yes .. And one by one.. We gave her our baby batter.. It was my first load and it was a lot.. She enjoyed as did I.

I thanked them both and walked out into the July night.

A good night at the 15th. Thanks again for the amazing information.

Bud Fox

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Excellent job, Bud. It was a good evening on Chicago's far west side, and I'm glad you were patient, and cashed in at the end of the evening.  Keep the reports coming, sir. 

When it comes to this thing of ours, "If you aren't inside, you're outside."

Thanks,
Doc

Tour of Duty 2012: Chapter 10 - Red Panty Theater in Azuza, CA

Red Panty Bookstore and Theater
530 South Citrus Ave. Azuza, CA

• $12.00 admission.  24/7
• Small bookstore and theater
• Worst excuse I've ever seen for a porn theater.
• This is a 6'X20' room that has been divided in half buy a wall with an open doorway between the str8 and gay sides.
• Plastic patio chairs (4) on each side.
• Sliding wooden door for entry, with no newcomer warning at all.
• No public restroom available.
• Don't waste your time, or your gas, bothering to go to this dump.