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Updated 1/16 at 10AM! TONIGHT! The Next Big Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago: Snow Bunnies Gone Wild on Saturday January 16th, 2016 @ 8PM! Hosted by Doc!

UPDATED 1/16/16 at 10AM: Doc here with the last update on the Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater  in Chicago TONIGHT!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed for the trip into Chicago for the event. The Lovely Jen is ready for a) fun, and b) kiss some girls. And me, I am just a doctor looking to do some good.  

Please check out the party details below, and if you have any questions, please e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

The room is decorated, and looking very spiffy I might add.  There is a strong rumor that Snow Bunnies are on the way, and we better be ready!  

The Good Doctor is ready to go, and you never know what goodies he may have in store for our guests.  Could there be another "Doc's Secret Sack", just as Bad Santa had at the last event?  

The Lovely Jen is ready to go as well, with a smoking super sexy outfit and a cute set of boobs ears to match.  

The sexy outfit contest is on tap for a 9:30 start... Three great prizes of SEX TOYS (aka your new best friend ladies), and you (the audience) award the winners with your applause!  

We have a ton of SLS Group RSVPs, which is a great sign for a HUGE night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater.  Couples or single females, if you are new to our events, come in between 7:30 and 8:45 and I will personally give you a tour (if I am not already on a tour).  

A Reminder!  There are NO CELL PHONES OR ANY OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICES allowed at 15th Ave (anywhere inside the facility with the exception of the retail store).  If you are caught using one inside the facility, you will be asked to leave.  This is a standard rule at all lifestyle events, and now is being strictly enforced at 15th Ave. 

You can use your cell phones in the retail store or outside if you need to check them. 

Last update will be tomorrow morning. The weather looks good, and word has it several legendary couples will be coming in from out of state for Snow Bunnies Gone Wild.  Do not miss this chance rub ears with Chicago's sexiest lifestyle crowd!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here with Thursday's update for Saturday's HUGE Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago at 8PM.

Our sexy outfit contests have been a huge hit for our events at 15th Ave., and this weekend's party will mark of 5th one since we started them on the recommendation of one of our regular couples.  Each contest gets a little crazier, as the hot ladies in attendance have ramped up their pole dancing game, as well as their sexy outfits.  And with this event, with bunny ears in play, who knows what might happen!

The prizes are for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place, and are high quality toys courtesy of 15th Ave!  Don't miss this opportunity to meet your new next best friend. 

If you are one of the first 50 M/F couples into the party (with your paid admission), you will receive a nice pair of fuzzy bunny ears in your swag bag (along with many other cool things for all your senses). 

You may ask yourself, what do these swag bags look like?  And "Are the bunny ears nice?".  Your answers are a) Look below, and b) yes!

Swag Bags for Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party!

What makes the 15th Ave. Adult Theater party experience different than other you may have attended?

• Our Party Room! Why settle for a hotel party that you always need to keep the noise level down for a lifestyle event so you don't disturb other hotel guests? At our facility, you get as loud as you want, and the music doesn't stop in our nightclub style Party Room. 
• Our guests! You will meet both experienced lifestyle couples as well as first-timers, so you never have to worry about "Will we fit in?" 
• Our facility!  There is no place remotely close to Chicago that has a Party Room like ours, a full sized adult theater, AND a spa area to enjoy your evening with us. 
• Couple's/SF's Preferred Parking!  You get preferred parking in our rear lot!

There are many other reasons to join us this Saturday at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (like your congenial host in the white suit and aviators), and in this week's updates I will outline a few. Check back tomorrow...

Look for updates both here and on my Twitter feed @LizardoJournal . 

Thanks,

Doc

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The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! Day 4 - My Physician's Assistant The Lovely Jen (Now w/4 Pics!)

Updated 1/14:  Two new pics added of The Lovely Jen! Enjoy!

Doc here, a man who some say has been lucky enough to photograph some of the hottest and naughtiest ladies in this thing of ours over the years. 

Galleries of shots I have done with Hawaiian Eyeful, Mrs. Sexual Athlete, Adaya Adler, & Naughty Nurse Stacey have been some of the most popular reports on The Journal. 

The newest to this group of incredible models is my sexy physician's assistant, The Lovely Jen.  This 6' blonde tall drink of water is not only smoking hot, she loves to show off for the camera as well as assist The Good Doctor in hosting events at 15th Ave. in Chicago (the next one being this Saturday night: Snow Bunnies Gone Wild!)

The photo shoot I did with the Lovely Jen was from two weeks ago, at a secret bungalow location in Chicago.  And for today and the next three days, I will reveal one pic each day from the shoot to this report .

So please welcome back to The Journal, my lovely physician's assistant, Jen!

Thanks,
Doc

The Lovely Jen
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The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! The Mysterious Maya!

Doc here, a man who was left for dead in the deep Canadian wilderness. Attacked my a mildly irritated squirrel and buried alive by his best friend. Battered and barely alive, he sought revenge...on the squirrel. This time it was personal. 

Doc here with The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.  Today we feature my good friend and a very naughty girl, The Mysterious Maya.   As one of my longest running contributors, she combines her innocent girl next door looks with a naughty cock-craving attitude to make her irresistible. 

She also would love to hear from you, guys... How often do you get a chance to talk with a superstar from the pages of The Journal?  Feel free to e-mail her at swgirl1978@yahoo.com .

Enjoy.

Thanks,
Doc

The Mysterious Maya

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Golden Globes Edition with 57 Boobtastic Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say admires a woman's bosom like nobody's business, with a Hollywood award night themed Smut for A Sunday Evening gallery for you, the good readers of The Journal.  My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

Tonight the Golden Globes will be colorcast across the world, so why not celebrate our own Golden Globes from this thing of ours.

From days studying anatomy at Buckeye Province, I was always drawn to a beautiful set of globes. In drawing class, my charcoal drawings of nude models were the talk of my side of the studio to the point I was labeled a true "boob man". 

They were right. 

So kids, as you settle into to watch the Golden Globes, please enjoy these beautiful sets of globes from the adult theater scene. And while you are at it, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!).

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Golden Globes Edition
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New Poll! The Journal's Annual Reader's Demographic Survey!

Doc here, a man who some say has raised champion emus over the last 15 years, with a brand new poll for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Every year I like to survey the readership on a very simple question: What are you?  

The four choices are simple, but it tells me a lot in terms of how to craft future reports and features here at The Journal of Adult Theaters.

So riddle me this, Batman:  Are you a M/F Couple, a Single Female, a Single Male, or a T-Gurl?

The poll is on the right hand side of the homepage, and runs for two weeks. Please vote!  

Thanks!
Doc

Upcoming Event! Sally's Theater Rave Sex Party @ The Oregon Theater in Portland Sunday January 17th at 7PM.

Field Report! Joe the Cabdriver on the Grand Rapids, MI Adult Theater Scene

Doc here, a man who some say took Betsy to Charles Coffee Shop on Columbus Circle. I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese. I think that was a good selection. Betsy had coffee and a fruit salad dish. She could have had anything she wanted.

A brand new reporter has checked in, filled out his paperwork, and is now a card carrying member of the Knights Lizardo, AKA a reporter for The Journal.  This new scribe is Joe the Cabdriver.  He will be focusing primarily on the Michigan scene, but will be on assignment in surrounding areas as well.

In this report, Joe the Cabdriver brings us up to speed on the scene in Grand Rapids, Michigan, an area I am familiar with but only within the last 5 years.  Joe has history and a good memory, so that is good for the rest of us.

So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Joe the Cabdriver to The Journal of Adult Theaters.

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Doctor,

Joe The Cabdriver here. I thought I'd give you a report on the sad state of affairs of the Grand Rapids, MI adult theater scene. 

Cina-Mini II
Grand Rapids, MI
2010

Back in the 90's and early aughts, the GR scene was fantastic, centered on the Cina-Mini 2 on Bridge street, which was one of the most hardcore theaters I have ever frequented. I witnessed many, many wonderful debaucheries in that place over the years, but it sadly closed a few years ago, a victim of the restrictive city regulations enacted on adult businesses by the highly religious factions in this town. Police harassment has decreased, I am told, so there is hope for a resurgence. Grand Rapids does have a very active swinger and BDSM scene, such as Club 616, which centers around various motels in the area. There is hope for this town.

The Cina-Mini 1 at 1358 Plainfield is still open. That place attracted couples in the heyday, but not nearly as much as the other one. It has been completely remodeled to comply with city regulations, and is actually now much cleaner and nicer than it was, not nearly as grungy or smelly. 

Couple's Flash Report! Jean & Scott at Fantasyland 1 Thursday Night 1/7/16 (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say once wheeled himself into Lizarbro, a room wherein donning a special helmet The Good Docgtor can see and hear every adult theater in the country.  

Our good friends Scott & Jean have returned with a very interesting Couple's Flash Report from their visit last night to Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, FL (address in the Adult Theater Database). 

The report from Jean's POV is excellent as always, and the brand new pics and video are top shelf.

What was not top shelf was the behavior of the guys last night at Fantasyland 1. I plan on bringing this behavior up to the nice folks running Fantasyland 1 with the hope they can police this unacceptable behavior that partially ruined (and cut short) a hot evening for Scott & Jean.  Nice going, guys.

Here we go... Take it away Jean!

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Hi there Doc!

Hello fellow Journal fans, Jean here with a report about our stop at Fantasyland 1 last night. We were in Tampa for dinner with friends and decided to drop in afterwards. We didn't get there until midnight and it was kind of dreary, but we found some fun anyways.

The Lovely Jean

The parking lot was half full of cars, but the inside was full of men with dicks for me to suck. We walked in to find guys lining the hallways and standing in doorways as we made our way back to the theater room. Scott and I found a spot on a couch to watch a bit of the movie that was playing. Since the real action for us doesn't start until we get into the gloryhole rooms, we enjoy lampooning the movies ala Mystery Science Theater 3000. 

This one was about a Donna Reed like woman pulling pie (with whipped cream already on it) out of the oven, and then a Lou Ferrigno looking gentleman walks in and has some of her pie (if you get my double entendre). We decided to get the dick sucking party going and found an open room with a futon with some unfortunate condom wrappers laying on it, so after the use of a couple antibacterial wipes we were set to go! Side note, when we stepped into the room we shut the hatch of the gloryhole to get ready and the person in the adjoining room pushed it open. DO NOT DO THIS, couples/single women will open the door when ready.

For the next hour I sucked and stroked a variety man meat. While unsure of the order of dicks I'll tell you what happened. There was the one that hooked to the left and I had to angle my head so as to not hit my face on the wall or get too teethy. There was the nice thick one that after stretching my jaw and using a hand/mouth combo on, came a ton. The even thicker one, who I was looking forward to fucking until he came in my mouth. The grower, who surprised me with his nice length. There were three or four others that I enjoyed immensely. It was just nice to get my lips around some dick.

This report is also a PSA of sorts. When we go to the gloryholes we stay for a few hours. I really enjoy marathon dick sucking and fucking, but last night we only stayed for an hour. Why you ask? The men in the hallway kept trying to pry open the door to our gloryhole room. The actual door, not the one that closes the gloryhole. The door is equipped with a slide lock, but almost every time I looked up there was a sizable gap of someone pushing open the door. 

After both Scott and I telling/yelling three times for them to not do this, Scott ended up striking the door back on someone. We left just after this. It was certainly an annoying mood killer. (ed. note: Nice going guys. Spoiled a great scene.)

Sorry for the "what not do to do" feel of this report (these things shouldn't have to be said anyways), so we've included some new pictures to make it up to you! Also, we have a new email address: Phoenixandcyclops@gmail.com and we do an even better job of keeping up with our Twitter @Jean_Scott_XXX . We are planning a hopefully report worthy event soon, so if you're in the area and interested let us know!

Jean (& Scott)

Jean & Scott's Gallery from Last Night @ Fantasyland 1

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Flash Report! Edward Nygma Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 1/2/16

Doc here, a man who some say has investigative skills only matched by his passion for the colors green and purple, with a Flash Report from long time contributor to The Journal, Edward Nygma. It's been a long time since we have heard from Mr. Nygma, but it's good to have him back in the fold here at the Journal.

Edward Nygma visited 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday night 1/2/16, and has filed this report on his findings.

Take it away, sir.

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Dear Doctor,

Edward Nygma reporting for duty, after a long absence hiding in my underground lair. A rare Saturday night with an opportunity to visit 15th Ave. presented itself last weekend, so I ironed my "?" unitard with a plan to spend a porny evening near the BBQ sauce factory.

There were several quality couples at 15th Ave. this evening, and I would like to highlight a few if you will indulge me Herr Doctor.

The Kalamazoo Couple spent most of the evening at 15th Ave indulging in the delights of the steam room as well as the room behind the screen. The Mrs. is a delight, a slender spinner with long curly hair, a sophisticated air, and amazing endurance. At one point there were guys in each of her hands, a cock in her mouth, and she was being finger banged by The Mr. This took place behind the screen with easily 25 onlookers. Two of the on-lookers were a brand new couple (I later found out).

The New Couple was a young woman in her mid-late 20's, with shoulder length auburn hair and glasses (a favorite of mine) and her guy. She was diminutive in size, but not in curiosity. She and her beau were fascinated by the Kalamazoo Couple, and looked on as the group grope took place behind the screen.  The female half of the new couple even let a few guys slowly feel her up, but that was the extent of things before they booked out of the room. I believe they went into a private room, but I'm not 100% on that.

As my unitard became tighter after witnessing this mini orgy unfold, a tall brunette caught my attention as she and her guy friend went into the theater.  She was nicely appointed, with a classy black dress, black stockings, and fair skin.  Picture if you will a taller, curvier Zooey Deschanel.  She was definitely the submissive and the guy was in charge. The room behind the movie screen was empty, and this couple went back there.