The daytime action at The Paris Theatre in Portland, OR is getting stronger and stronger, and our man on the scene was there, notebook in hand, and here are the fruits of his labors.
Take it away, floyd!
Bonus Report! More Daytime Action at the Paris Theater in Portland
Last Thursday just after noon, as I was finishing my previous report, “The floyd Is Back In Town – Part II”, yet another daytime Red Flag flew, indicating that a couple had just entered the theater. I signed my report and emailed it off to the Good Doctor, then made my way to the streetcar for yet another trip to the Paris Theater. But this time theater sex was not in the cards. Even though I was in the theater less than 15 minutes after the Red Flag alert,there was no sign of a couple anywhere, and only two or three guys in the whole place.
Definitely “tourists” who stop in for a few minutes and split. I had plenty to do back at the office, so I headed back to work, keeping my ticket of course, which is good for twelve hours of in and out admission. Another great feature of the customer-friendly Paris!
I opened the inner door leading to the vestibule where the ticket window is located, and saw a couple paying their admission. She was tall and thin with very short blond hair in a stylish cut. She looked a bit like a middle-aged Audrey Hepburn. He was tall too,and well-dressed in dark slacks and a light-colored dress shirt. Needless to say, this reporter was back in the theater before they had even finished paying!
They entered the theater, went straight to the railing-enclosed couples area at the very back of the theater, and sat together in the middle of the back cushioned bench. I could hear them talking quite clearly. He was explaining all the different areas of the Paris: the Bedroom, the Couples Annex, the Gay Theater, the Exam Table, and of course the Arena Bed. He was also telling her about some of the theater sex he had witnessed,and this went on for long enough that I feared she was also a “tourist” who was just there for a tour. Happily,that did not turn out to be the case.
Soon her leg was thrown across his lap and they were making out energetically. Up came her sheer top, exposing a delightful looking pair of very tiny breasts. After kissing her nipples and more making out, snaps were undone and his hand was down the front of her jeans. This got her very hot, and she lay back on the bench writhing in pleasure as he continued to alternate kissing her lips and her nips. After a very long 15 minutes of this, her jeans came down to her ankle sand he spread her legs, continuing the fingering of her pussy. As she got more turned on, he eventually lowered his head between her thighs and began to eat her out. At this point she was moaning softly and arching her hips to meet his tongue.
After she calmed down a bit, they began more kissing and making out, which again continued for quite a while. I am pretty sure every guy watching was beaming the same unspoken thought to the guy: “Go ahead and fuck her, already!”
After at least 15 minutes of this, she stood up, giving us an amazing view of her terrifically proportioned ass. He shed his slacks and boxers and lay on his back on the bench, and she knelt between his legs and took his cock in her mouth, jacking him slowly as she sucked. This was great to watch as we could see everything perfectly, and several spectators were now vigorously jacking at the railing. It certainly appeared that she was going to hop on at any moment and ride him cowgirl-style, but alas, it was not to be. It may have been stage fright on his part, although it appeared to this reporter that he was pretty hard.
After a ten-minute BJ, she lay on top of him with her legs splayed, giving us an incredible look at her ass and back-end pussy. They continued to make out for another ten minutes, then dressed quickly and left holding hands and smiling.
A great daytime episode featuring a classy, well-dressed, extremely affectionate and passionate couple. Working near downtown Portland has its benefits!
Thanks again to floyd for yet another outstanding daytime Flash Report from the Paris Theatre in Portland. I get asked the question a few times a week "If you had to go one adult theater in the country, which one would you go to?", and I'd be hard pressed not to say The Paris. If you have never been there, you need to. It is truly unique, and should be on everyone's bucket list.
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