A Quick Note From The Good Doctor - 15th Ave Adult Theater Special Extended Through 7/2!

Doc here with more good news for this thing of ours... 15th Avenue Adult Theater (& Spa), 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, has extended the great promotion from last week through Saturday night 7/2 at closing!

M/F couples, single females, and T-Girls are admitted FREE to the theater and spa!  Regular prices are still in effect for single guys.

Last Saturday night, there were 18 couples in attendance (I have a report forthcoming on that evening). I anticipate more of the same this coming weekend at 15th Ave.

Have fun out there if you are near Chicago and are looking for some quality time at an adult theater.

Thanks,
Doc

Beaking News! The Love Stuff Theater in Cordele, GA by JaxBchBum

Doc here with some bad news from this thing of ours, courtesy of Journal senior field reporter JaxBchBum:

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Verified today by phone that the theatre is closed "forever" at Love Stuff in Cordele GA..  Retail store appears to remain open.  Major bummer as always was a good rest stop on the trips up to Atlanta.

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Doc here again... Love Stuff was visited by LE about 2 months ago, and it looks like action has been taken against the business in the form of closing the theater.  Prior to the LE action, reports were very positive on this adult theater. 

Well, only one way to proceed... Onward and upward.

Thanks,

Doc

From the Desk of JaxBchBum: Notes on Past Reports

Doc here with something new... "From the Desk of JaxBchBum".  These are notes from senior Journal field reporter JaxbchBum on past articles and reports.

Here is JBB's update:

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Doc,

Here are a two comments from recent posts on The Journal:

• Vizionary King is right about Foxes Cinema (at least on my last visit about 8 months ago).  I can't testify about the g/holes in the arcade, but I know they do have a mid-sized theatre seating about 40-50.  I am wondering if they weren't at the MACA bookstore across the street from Foxes that only has an arcade?

• Blast from the past about Belvedere Theatre brought back some great and sad memories from when I lived in Atlanta.  The owner, Addie, was one that always looked out after her customers and was constantly fighting the DeKalb County authorities trying to shut her down.  Before opening the Belvedere, I knew Addie as the cashier at the Buckhead Cinema adult theatre (also a thing of the past).  At one point in time, the pressure got so bad, (DA in Fulton County had run all the adult theatres out of Atlanta so Belvedere and Buford Hwy were only ones left in entire metro-Atlanta) that she actually rented a house that was isolated and set up a small theatre for her "regular" customers since all she could show in the theatre was soft porn.  Belvedere was a twin cinema and most of the gay customers went into the second theatre which was darker; which made the first theatre a bit more receptive to couples.  Back 15 - 20 years ago, there used to be a swingers bar down the street from Belvedere so the theatre would attract a lot of couples - especially Friday and Saturday night.  The Belvedere story has a sad ending in that one night, Addie was leaving the theatre and was jumped by a robber in the parking lot.  Her 2 grown boys managed the theatre with her and one of them ran to her aid.  The robber had a gun and shot her son and ran away.  Her son died there in the parking lot.  It completely broke her heart and the theatre never re-opened after that.

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Thanks again to JaxBchBum on his updates on these recent reports. 

Doc

Flash Report: Mocha Pickle Reports On CTs Adult Theater in Gary on 6/23

Doc here with an excellent first-time report from Mocha Pickle (maybe my favorite pen name of 2011 so far...). The scene is CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN. Mocha Pickle stepped out of retirement and filed this entertaining, yet hot report of the scene this past week at CTs.

Take it away, MP!

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Been awhile since I’ve toured the Chicago-Indiana theater scene.  Melrose and CT’s are my hunting grounds, along with a few adults-only nudist camps.  Dr.Lizardo put out the call for reporters, so I came out of retirement to report on this thing of ours.

CTs Adult Theater
Gary, IN

I hear a hot girl named Lisa will be at CTs in the early evening of the 23rd of June. I arrive early, and the theater is empty… except for “Anne” and her old man in the back row.  After politely asking if she’s playing, she pops out a boob and says “That’s why I’m here!”  I suckle and nurse her silver dollar nipples, then we move to the gyno-table where her old man gives me a condom to wrap up.  I plunge in, seven inches, balls deep.

Anne’s moaning.  I’m long dicking her, punching that womb, but I can’t get the can’t cum.  Performance anxiety?  Like I said, it’s been awhile.  I hop off.  Since no one else is in the theater wanting to fuck, Anne and I get to talking.  She’s wondering where everybody is.  I just keep rubbing her titties and feeling her big ass.

Soon, she gets bored, and she’s outta there, her and her old man.  Cute gal. Older.  Round in all the right places.  I hope to see Anne again so I can butter her little face.  Anyway…

Guys start coming, waiting for “Lisa”, the main attraction. “Big George” ambles in, cane in hand, and lets us know she’s on her way. But first, a few rules…

She wants a hard fucking from any and all cummers.  A hard dick, a condom and some lube and you get the fuck of your life.  Also, she’ll suck the chrome off your trailer hitch, but absolutely positively no cumming in her mouth.  Everyone agreed and Lisa entered the theater...

Foxy, sexy, and smoking.  Literally smoking.  Loved the cancer sticks.  She asked if we minded.  Fuck no. She could’ve been on fire and we wouldn’t have cared.  She promptly stripped down, hopped on the gyno table and spread her creamy thighs for a little tongue-in-the-taco action from big George. The rest of us were getting ourselves hard, stroking off to the show.  Lisa was giving free tongue baths to the fuck sticks to the left and right of her head.

The first guy jumps into the saddle and, after a few minutes, I swear he blows so hard he has an aneurysm.  He literally fell out of the pussy, it was so good.  Trembling, he staggered out.  Hope he made it home.

The next guy gave it three good pumps and was done.  POW!  Said he hadn’t had any pussy in two years.

A few more came, saw, and were conquered by Lisa’s devil snatch.  She continued to bob her head on various meat whistles.  Hypnotized by her soft vanilla ass, I started to rub it and cup the cheeks in my hands.  Soon, my Viagra cock was between those wonderful lips and oh goddamn the rules, no cumming in her mouth.  She said she wanted cock in her pussy.   I couldn’t.  NO CONDOM.

I left before she and George did.  Lisa was still taking on cock, but a previous sore boob-to-bicycle handle bar injury was starting to be too much for her to bear, so I’m assuming she didn’t stay the whole night.  But she was a real trooper and did many of us a great service buy draining our nuts.

The lesson is, if you’re gonna dabble in this thing of ours, play by the rules, play fair and everybody will get a turn at bat.

Thank you George and Lisa.  See you next time at CT’s.

Mocha Pickle… out.

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Doc here again... Awesome first-time report from Mocha Pickle.  I hope this is the first of many more to come, since after 3 reports he will have his own custom banner to accompany his reports.

Do you have an adult theater report?  I am still in desperate need of reports... So, if you do (just like MP did), please email them to Charles Atlas The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will put the window dressing on your words, edit and format them, and WALA!  You are now a reporter for the web's one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks!
Doc

Flash Report: Kitty's Tails - Another Hot Saturday Night At The Paris Theater (with HOT Pics)

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Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi - Mission Possible

Doc here with what may be the high water mark of Bob in Biloxi reports... This one is jammed packed with sex, nudity, three-somes, and two-somes, hole-somes, and a baby's arm holding an apple (extra points if you can tell me what 70's era one hit wonder ended with that lyric).

Here is Bob in Biloxi with a barn buster of a Flash Report...

Robert, if you please...

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Good Morning Mr. Phelps, should you decide to undertake this mission your government will disavow any knowledge of your existence, and this email will self destruct in 10 seconds.

And Doc, that’s how it was last night on the beautiful Gulf Coast. There were at least 50 couples attending in various forms. That’s not really the truth of course, but it sure seemed that way. I would say at least 16 couples showed at the Gulf Coast Theater and/or the ABS last night, along with 3 singles ladies that played. On to the narrative:

Bob in Biloxi

First up is our pretty little school teacher type, I arrived shortly before 8pm at the ABS, our school teacher and hubby were already in a booth with a vacant booth next to them, I slid in, became erect and slide it through the hole. She must have not had much in the way of suitors because she immediately started stroking me followed up by her warm mouth. After joining them she assumed the position and was pleasured for several minutes by yours truly until a slight sheen of sweat appeared on both of us.  We thanked each other and I departed.
  
Next I headed to the Theater; 3 couples were already there, one is a regular who just started fucking inside, you may remember from past posts, as she picks who she wants and takes them to their vehicle outside. Another couple I hadn’t seen before was playing alone on one the couches; still another one was on the back row getting cozy with some of the boys. Nothing of interest to me at this point, so I left and headed back to the ABS, pulling into a parking space I noticed a very young couple entering the ABS.

She was dressed in daisy dukes, push up bra under a V neck T-shirt, she might have been all of five feet tall.  But they grabbed a private booth and did their thing. Bummer, she was smoking hot! They were leaving when a mixed couple came in but they also went private.

As I was waiting in my Ram, a HD truck pulled up beside me with three ladies, my window was down so I spoke to them. They went inside; I figured they were rubber dick shopping, so I didn’t go in. Big mistake, when they came back out none of them had a shopping bag. So as they were getting in their vehicle I asked the one on the pass-side if they didn’t find what they were looking for, the theater down the street had a large selection of product. The lady I was talking to was wearing a just above your ass dress in high heels accompanied by very large set of DD tits. Dark hair, dark eyes, she just smiled and said they were looking for a different kind of product.

 

I must have turned my head like a dog does when he hears a strange noise, because she just laughed and said they were looking for real cocks. Then she asked me if I would escort them into the theater? Duh. Seems one of the ladies in their group had never experienced “this thing of ours” so this was her initiation?

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

 We all bailed out of our vehicles once at the theater, as we were walking, the one I had been talking too told me they wanted a couch. Ok, bricks do not have to fall on my head often to realize she had been inside before. So we all walked in and grabbed a couch. Conversation on the nature of I can’t believe you wore panties/bra to an adult theater, so clothes started coming off, pussies were being licked, and my cock was being sucked. One of the other ladies in our company was keeping the penis gallery at bay while she was getting licked. It got real hot, so my partner suggested we go back to the ABS and finish what we started.

When we got back down there, she said go into that booth, she went into the adjoining one as I slide through the hole, she was an expert cocksucker! After a few minutes she stopped and said come over NOW!! She unlocked the door and was totally nude, bent over the chair and told me to give it to her! I did, she told me not to cum in her that wanted it on her tits! Ok, so that's what happened! Then she wanted the booth by herself, so I made my exit. Apparently there was another guy on the other side that slid in after I left, so when he came out she opened her door and finger called me to the door. She said as long as you are standing guard for me; tell whoever enters that booth to have a big dick!!

When she closed the door, I said in a loud booming voice, "HEY WHOEVER GOES IN BOOTH 6 BETTER HAVE a BIG DICK!" That got laughs from her and the gay crowd outside. So one other entered and soon she came out adjusting her massive tits with a smile on her face. Seems she enjoys cum on her tits a lot! Outside she asked for and received my number, who knows if this wild bitch will call or not, but it was fun! It was 11:00pm as we were walking out the door and still another couple was entering.

I had severe dehydration problems along with a headache, that empty feeling all of us guys feel when women leave us totally depleted! I started to call you for meds and an IV, but soon water and food solved the problem!

As I passed the theater on the way home, still another couple was entering the door, slammed on brakes and went inside, the cleanup crew was already busy in the lobby. They went in, and the woman started taking off her clothes, bent over one of the rows and said someone fuck me. She had several volunteers but I was not one of them.

Then I noticed yet another couple seated on the front row. She looked very familiar to me, so I approached, sure enough it was Lynne, the biker chick I wrote about when I first started posting with you. I said hi, and she looked at me kind of pissed off and asked where I had been, she knew that I was there on Saturday nights and was waiting for me. Damn I’m only one MAN!! So I gave her the low down and said she waited too late to show, I was headed home. That seemed to piss her off even more, so I left, but I couldn’t have handled her in my condition anyway! Lynne is a tiger!

I know there were even more couples present than I gave you, but my mind was not as sharp on the other details, but those are the high points! This morning, my headache is gone, but my cock is sore as hell!

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Doc here again... Sounds like an incredible night in Biloxi. Between what Bob discovered (16 couples), and what The Good Doctor encountered at 15th Ave in Melrose Park, ILon Saturday night (18 couples), it was a fantastic weekend of theater sex across the US.

Please Note: Get well cards for Bob in Biloxi's penis can be sent to The Journal, and I can forward them to Bob.  Here's hoping for a speedy recovery!

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal?  Just e-mail Steve Reeves The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your report, and give you worldwide exposure, while all you have to do is provide the details.

Thanks!

Doc

Flash Report: The Duke of Pearl Takes One For The Team in Portland

Doc here with the latest report from Portland field reporter, The Duke of Pearl. Duke's approach to this adult theater visit has a couple of unexpected twists and turns, so hang in there.

So without further ado, here is The Duke of Pearl...

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Last Saturday evening I had the urge to go to at least one of our adult theaters that we are privileged to have here in Portland, OR. I didn’t want to go alone to The Paris, and be just another member of the penis gallery as The Doctor as so aptly named it. So, I called an escort service in hopes of finding a lovely young lady who would want to participate in “this thing of ours.” I told the screener exactly what I was looking for and what my plans were. Therefore I wanted only to talk to Exhibitionists and I would select one of them and gladly pay the going rate plus a generous tip.

As the girls began to call I was able to quickly weed them out one by one. The first two couldn’t define the word, “Exhibitionist.” To cut to the chase with you readers, I finally selected a woman who described herself as early 20s, blonde, blue eyes, 34B, 5’ 6” and 115 pounds. She emailed a photo to me and I quickly agreed to take her to an adult theater even if it was her first time. I told her that she would be ogled and stared at from the minute she walked in the door, that there would be no shortage of men of all ages, sizes, and colors with their cooks in their hands and drool from their mouths jostling for position to get close to her. I also told her I would protect her from any physical harm which rarely happens in these gentle places.

I picked her up at 9pm and we had a 15 minute drive to the theater from her place. We parked and walked a couple of blocks through the Portland drizzle and entered the theater. She was even better looking than the photo she had sent to me plus she looked well scrubbed, looked like she had low mileage, she even smelled good, and was naturally pretty enough that she didn’t need to cake makeup on to look presentable. She looked exactly like that pretty ‘kid’ next door we all dream about. Yeah, yeah, yeah… I had to pay for it. So what.

No sooner than we got in the lobby than she said she had to go to the bathroom. I showed her the way and she came out a minute later with her nose wrinkled up and complaining about the stinky restroom. Okay, I had forgotten to mention that part.

 We got inside the screening room and let our eyes adjust to the darkness. She followed me clinging to my arm to the couples section. There was one other couple in there lustfully fucking while 12 railbirds stood there jacking their dicks. We took a seat on a couch at the other end of the section. She cuddled close and I felt her trembling in her nervousness. I put my hand softly on her naked thigh and began to rub it in soothing strokes. The railbirds made a mass shift to our side of the room. The only sound in the room was from the theater speakers and the juicy sound of wanking behind us. I slipped the strap off her shoulder and bared a stunningly beautiful young tit with that prize of all prizes, a perfectly round and pink PUFFY nipple! As I cupped her little tit in my palm for all to see, we could hear, “Arrrgg, Fuck!” At least two guys shot their wad at the same time. I think I felt a drop of jizz hit the back of my neck. There was the sound of shuffling behind us as the guys kept jostling for a clearer view. And then it happened:

 She glanced from side to side, pulled up her strap to cover her precious nipple and whispered, “I don’t like this! It’s too creepy.”

 Minutes later we sat in a bar a block from the theater and I began lecturing her. “You are not an exhibitionist if you can’t stand voyeurs. Women who frequent these theaters LIKE to have men staring at them and feel FLATTERED when they jack off in front of them. Most men who go there are there to simply watch and don’t expect anything more. If they get to feel one of your body parts for a second or two that’s a great evening for them and really more than they expected. They stand around and jack and stare because they figure YOU came there to be appreciated! Otherwise you would have stayed home and had sex like normal people do.”

Doctor, I have to laugh with scorn at the naiveté of people who refer to these guys as ‘vultures’ or other names of disrespect. I’ve been going to these places to do “this thing of ours” for many years. This behavior is nothing new and if it ever changes there will be no need for these places. If you aren’t an exhibitionist, stay home!

Respectfully,

The Duke of Pearl

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Doc here again... Of all the adult theaters in all of this country, no adult theater has the voyeuristic vibe that The Paris Adult Theater in Portland exhibits. A strong arguement can be made that The Paris is more about voyeurism than it is about gen pop theater sex.  So imagine this young lady in the midst of the busiest adult theater in the country, and being the focal point of this attention.  Consider this a learning experience for this young woman. That or the fodder of countless visits to her shrink.

Thanks again to The Duke for another entertaining report. Keep up the great work, sir.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to submit to The Journal?  Just e-mail Shaft, ya damn right The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will edit and format your report.  It's like a detail shop... You bring in your car, and I detail the interior, wash the exterior, and you drive away with the great looking ride.

Thanks,

Doc

Last Night Of Couples & Single Females FREE At 15th Ave Adult Theater In Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a quick note... Tonight is the LAST NIGHT of FREE ADMISSION for M/F couples and single females at 15th Avenue Adult Books and Adult Theater at 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL. Take advantage of this great deal!

Also, I have it on very good authority (them) that P and F, an amazing couple, will be there tonight between 8:30 and 9PM tonight.  F is a hottie, and not to be missed!

If you happen to be there, and see a guy who looks as though he has just finished his rounds, it might just be The Good Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

Blast From The Past: Lifeball Shoots 100% at The Belvedere Theatre in Atlanta

Doc here with a refreshing Blast From The Past report from first time contributor, Lifeball. His "Blast" focuses on the late, great Belvedere Theatre in Atlanta.  It was his first visit to an adult theater, and his timing could not have been better.

Lets have Lifeball tell you his story... And it's a good one!

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Hey Doc been reading your blog and the stories for sometime now, and must say thanks. Saw you guys have been looking for new stuff and I have a older story, but it was good years ago.

About 5 years ago, driving from a business meeting one day, had come across what seemed to be a adult theater. I had been reading and looking at different websites about the theaters, though didn't know where to find any or even if Atlanta had any. When I saw this theater, I decided to stop.

Being a young basketball coach and it being summer and having no practice, I had nothing to do. 12 in the afternoon what harm could come from checking it out? As I walked in, it  seemed like a run down old regular movie theater but the decorum was pretty. Could have looked like something from a movie.

There was an Asian lady working - She did not ask me for money, just asked to see ID.

After walking down the corridor saw a woman blond BBW sitting on a bench with her man. Image a Drew Barrymore add 50 pounds that was her. She was dressed in a short black dress, with high heels on and a blouse that showed as much cleavage as she could show without being completely topless.

What a sight I thought... Did I just get lucky on my first visit? They seemed to be waiting, so I took a right and walked into the theater. As I walked into the theater, it was fairly big. Again, looked like a regular movie theater - no love chairs, no couches, just a movie theater with porn showing. I sat down to let my eyes adjust and began noticing a group of people on the bottom row in a circle. So I decide to venture down and see what was going on.

As I walked down and got closer noticed it was a circle around a lovely BBW, and she was fucking and sucking about three guys with another 3 or 4 just watching. Man was she going to town. She wasn't the prettiest of ladies, but damn was it sexy as hell what she was doing. Guys were taking their turns with her and just exploring her. Pulling on her nipples hard as they fucked her and she sucked everyone.

Me being new to this and only seeing something like this in movies, I just continued to watch. Every guy in there was in there late 30's and 40's - there was even a real old guy who I think was her Master. I was just watching in awe not knowing to pull my dick out or run lol. Then this guy tapped me on the shoulder and said "dude your going to take a turn or just watch." At that moment I don't know what kicked in but I pulled my BBC out and just stuffed it in her mouth. What a rush it gave me having this women take my dick in front of all these guys! It was crazy because I had no nervousness anymore.

My dick was hard as a rock. You know I've read you have some guys that cant get it up due to the crowd, but I was harder than I had ever been. And I wanted to explode all over her. Another guy then tapped me and said "dude fuck her pussy don't hog that mouth." And without thinking I pulled out and slid right into her. No condom - just all meat. The old guy said "fuck her raw squirt all the cum you can inside her."

The encouragement sent me into overdrive I began fucking her as hard as I could. Pulling on her nipples as hard as I could, listening to her hummm and moan with ecstasy. After about what seemed to be 10 min I exploded inside her and my cum dripping down her leg. After i was done i pulled out, pulled up my pants and started walking away.

As I'm walking up the isle, I see the first couple sitting and she is sucking a BBC while her husband is eating her out.  Damn I thought I missed out on Drew LOL.  When I got in the hall, I started talking to some guys and they told me that these two women play a lot at the same time you just gotta catch them - look up certain websites and you'll find them.

Later that month I found the BBW I fucked and she was having a hotel party. You know I went! The Belvedere is now closed... Doc, man that one day was amazing. Have not been to a theater since. I shooting 100% now - don't know if I wanna mess that up. LOL

I'm all about sure things and I've heard in theater game that is hard to come by. Hope to be able to go again though because I had a blast.

LIFEBALL

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Doc here again... Thanks to Lifeball for an oustanding first-time report on this thing of ours.  The Belvedere was a classic adult theater, and it is surely missed down in Atlanta.  At least you have the recently re-opened Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway for this thing of ours.  Many other cities and towns cannot say the same.

Do you have a Blast From The Past you'd like to share with the good readers of The Journal? Just e-mail Raoul Duke The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com and I will edit and format your report for you.  It's been awhile since we had a Blast From The Past, so I am glad Lifeball broke the streak.  Now it's your turn.

Be large. Be a reporter for The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc

UPDATED! Foxes Cinema in Columbus GA

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Field Report: Tom Austin on the XXX Twin Theaters in San Antonio, TX

Doc here with the lastest report from senior field reporter, Tom Austin.  Tom has been a busy guy, having submitted reports from various ports-o-call over the last month and a half.  This report finds him in San Antonio, TX, and his due diligence has resulted in this informative article on the XXX Twin Theaters.

Take it away, Tom...

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As a long-time participant in this thing of ours, I’ve accepted the notion that those of us who enjoy this passion are all sluts; so I might as well be one of the best. That means checking our every possible adult theater wherever I travel, no matter how remote or lacking of any real potential the theater may be.

That’s how I found myself outside of the XXX Twin Theaters south of San Antonio in the middle of day, during the middle of the week. It was simply a fact-finding mission on an otherwise hot, humid south Texas day.

XXX Twin Theaters
San Antonio, TX
(near the end of the world)

To reach the XXX Twin, you drive southeast of the city on I-35 about ten miles, just outside Loop 410. Take a left hand turn (go east) on Fischer Road for about a mile. Then look for the XXX Video sign on the south side of the road. Turn right, and the Twin is the only building down the road about a quarter of a mile. It may not be so remote that it’s at the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

Its reputation was once of a great spot for couples (bothM/F and M/M) to rendezvous and enjoy shared intimacies with straight porn showing in a cool, comfortable setting. Today you pay $10 and can enter both theaters –two separate rooms each with a very large, HD-quality TV. Each room can seat 15-20 people in an eclectic collection of connected theater seats, soft lounges and some stand alone chairs.  The two rooms are connected through a common walkway. Today the movies were all straight porn – very high quality picture and sound.

The manager today was a very cute Latina, who was wearing very short shorts and a revealing top. Great breasts, legs, and smile. When I gave her my $10, I said, “I didn’t expect to see someone like you working here.”

“Well, they want more women to feel comfortable in here, so that’s why I’m here.”

“Is it working?”, I asked.

“I’ve never seen a woman here. But then I usually don’t work nights. It’s probably because of what happened here a couple of years ago.”

“What happened?”

“Cops. Busted some guys doing the nasty. That’s why we have these mirrors here now.”

I had not noticed the twin mirrors behind her before her remarks, but I now could see that if a person stood up about where she was sitting, you could clearly see the back rows of both theaters. A voyeur might really enjoy this job, but if her body language was any indicator, she couldn’t care less.

“This allows the cops to walk in and look into both theaters quickly without actually entering either room.”

“Do they actually do that?”

“Not much, but maybe 1-2 times per month. Mister, you’re not a cop are you?”

“No. Just curious if I should come back sometime when I’m in town again. I like couples, if you know what I mean.”

“Save your money, mister.” She then returned to watching her TV - Judge Judy was about to make her ruling.

So, in my notes, this place is now noted as the “ XXX Twin Mirrors”. No stars, no comments, and no plans to return.

Tom Austin

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Doc here again... I had heard about the arrests there awhile back, so when I have traveled through San Antonio I have skipped this place.  And judging by Tom's report, I didn't miss anything.

Thanks again to Tom Austin for two things: a) a thorough report complete with dialog, and b) for making me almost spit up my morning espresso with the line about Judge Judy making her decision.

Bravo, sir.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on The Journal?  Just e-mail Juan Valdez The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will format and edit your report, and shine it up like glass.  You get the glory.  Plus, I really need reports!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Dark Angel Quickly Discusses Foxes Cinema in Columbus, GA

Doc here with a quick report from Dark Angel on a visit to Fox Cinemas in Columbus, GA.   The photo of Foxes speaks volumes.

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Foxes Cinema
Columbus, GA

Hello Good Doc, we stopped by the FOXES CINEMA in Columbus GA on our way to AL. Sent you a pic it was not as the reviews stated no theater just booths (small) and didnt notice any GH.  No one there. As you can see it was run down, inside as well. We went to Birmingham AL and while there to check out the CINEMA BLUE. We will write up a review and hopefully have it to you early next week.

DARKANGEL

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OK...Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Doc

Flash Report: Enzyte Bob - Fantasyland I and II in Tampa on 6/18/11

Doc here with a 5-Star Flash Report from senior reporter, Enzyte Bob.  As you probably already know, Enzyte Bob covers the Tampa scene for The Journal, and has been keeping a close eye on the fragile (pronounced FRA-GEE-LEE, since it's Italian) situation in this thing of ours in the Drew Park section of Tampa.

Well, EB returns to Fantasyland I and II for an update...And what an update it is.  This is a thorough report, so sit back, throw on some cabanna wear, order up a pina colada, and enjoy Enzyte Bob's update.

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I managed to get over to Tampa and thus, made a visit to Fantasyland I and II. My report follows.

Upon my arrival in Tampa, I went to Fantasyland I first.  I arrived at about 6:00PM on Saturday night, which is way early, but since I was planning on making a night of it, I decided to go early and see what was up in the early evening hours.  I paid the $19.00 all-area charge and was advised I could go over to FL II and get in there for $10.00 more, half price.  I was also told that a party was scheduled for Fantasyland II at 7:00 PM and so I resolved to wonder over there after a while.

Fantasyland I

I checked out the pool room and booth area at FL I and found really nothing going on.  I wondered back to the main theater, figuring to bide my time until 7:00PM and then go over to FL II and check out the party.  As I was on my way to the main theater, I noticed that one of doors on one of the private rooms was closed and was cautiously hopeful.  I was to learn that the room was currently occupied by a husband and wife and another man they had met and all were engaged in a “good time”.  I continued on into the main theater.

I sat down on a couch just inside the entrance to the main theater and was watching the porn on the big screen up front.  I noted that I was the only person in the entire theater after my eyes got accustomed to the darkness.  About three minutes after I sat down the couple plus one that had been in the private room entered the theater.  The couple was in their mid to late 40’s and the extra male was in his mid- 50’s.  This boded well for mid-50’s me.  The woman was wearing a green sun dress, and as I was to find out minutes later, that was all.  She had an appearance similar to Kim Darby in later life.  She was the young girl that played Mattie Ross in the John Wayne version of “True Grit”.

The Real Kim Darby

The couple stopped almost directly in front of me and was making comments to their companion about how dead it was, I replied with some witty banter and, in response, Kim pulled up her dress and showed me one of the smoothest tanned pussies I have ever had the pleasure of viewing.  Her husband then said show him your titties and she complied immediately.  He manipulated them a bit to demonstrate that they were 100% what God gave her.  I stood up to examine her lovely C-cup ta-ta’s personally and she replied by rubbing my crotch, reaching into my shorts (thank God for elastic waistbands) and finding Mr. Happy coming to full attention.  At this point, being aware of the LE activity that had been present in the not-too-distant past, I suggested we go to one of the private rooms.  This idea was entirely acceptable and I was lead by Kim to the room, followed closely by my Mr. Happy.

Hubby stayed in the doorway to the room and made suggestions as to what to do, but did not close the door to the room.  I was a bit concerned about being observed by a member of the local constabulary, but my fears were unfounded, at least on this evening.  Hubby stood in the door and I was able to tell we would either have additional male companionship, or he would guard the door from unwanted companions. He told Kim to show me how good she was at sucking cock, and she did just that.

Kim got down on her knees and proceeded to give me one of the better blow jobs I have had the pleasure of receiving.  She was very interested enthusiastic in her work, moaning with pleasure and she bobbed her head up and down on my rock-hard member.  At a point she asked me to put on a condom and fuck her, but since I was not expecting to be active so quickly, I was not properly prepared and admitted, ashamedly, my problem.  Hubby said, just go ahead and shoot on her tits.  So Kim continued to suck with a wonderful expertise.

By now, the other guy had joined Kim and me.  She had gotten off her knees and was bent over sucking on me while he was on his knees licking and slurping her pussy for all he was worth and she was enjoying it immensely.  She came, never missing a beat on my cock, and the guy who had been orally attending to her clean-shaven, smooth pussy got up off his knees and was pounding away, burying every inch of his rather impressive manhood into Kim.  She continued to suck on me, which got me started on the quick path to shooting a load I had been saving for almost a week.

She paid close attention to my progress as she continued her oral ministration on my hard-as-a-steel cock and when I could feel myself getting ready to cum, I warned her of the impending climax, but she just kept on sucking and sliding her mouth and hand up and down on my cock. 

Finally, I could take no more and could feel the pressure becoming overwhelming.  She felt it too and just before I came, she took her mouth away, got down on her knees and started jerking my cock all over her beautiful breasts.  Did I mention I had not come in almost a week?  I started to shoot hot, thick ropes of creamy baby batter all over those pretty tits of Kim’s.  I went off like a fire hose and I am certain I could feel the whites draining from my eyeballs; the climax was that incredible.  I hosed down her tits all right.  White, creamy cum was running off her left breast onto the floor and both she and hubby, who was still standing guard at the door commented on the volume of cum and the strength of the cumshot.  After a very brief rest, Kim and hubby walked down to the restroom where Kim had to clean up.  It was clear they were not done for the night.  Later, I would learn from the manager that Kim would probably do every guy in the place as long as she stayed and would probably do them twice before she left.  I was looking forward to this.

Fantasyland II

I rested up a bit in the main theater and decided to make a trip to FL II and see what was up with the party there.   When I arrived at FL II, I paid my money ($10.00) and found that was actually rather quiet, a couple was playing pool in the poolroom and there was no one outside on the deck.  I hung out for a short time in the theater allowing my eyes to get accustomed to the darkness to find there were three men in the movie theater, sausage fest.  I decided to buy a drink from the machine and wondered back out to the deck area and found the manager from FL I (he apparently manages both sites) was seated back there at one of the tables.  The deck area is really nice and very well-done.  There is a Hawaiian theme going on and tiki torches were burning.  As it was now about 7:00 PM, the hot Florida sun was starting to set and the temperature was dropping from the 94 degrees it had been to more comfortable 80’s.

I sat down with the manager from FL I and while we were talking Kim and her hubby came out on the deck.  We were formally introduced at this point.  Kim and her mate had apparently been at it for a number of hours already and were planning to leave soon as they intended to go to bed early.  By now, the manager’s wife, an adorable blonde a bunch of years his junior, came out and began preparations for the party.  The party would not really get started until sometime around 9 or 10-ish.  I got some dinner from the party buffet and talked with the manager and his wife for a time and then, nothing going on at FL II, headed back to FL I.

I went back and forth between FL I and FL II a few times and the party that was scheduled actually did get started, albeit it a bit late.  It was not a crowd particularly into playing, but I did have the pleasure and honor of meeting the delightful lady owner of both FL I and II.  She is a wonderful women and she was down from out of state with several members of her family.

FL I was actually busier than FL II, but it consisted of couples that would play pool, watch a dirty movie in the main theater and then toddle off to one of the private rooms without anyone else. 

There were two women there with their husbands and/or boyfriends.  Both women were noticeably pregnant and  the couples clearly knew each other.  They compared notes about their pregnancies while playing pool and then went off with their male companions to play.  These two couples, with pregnant women, and another couple left the poolroom, followed by what seemed like every guy in the place.  They had a train behind them of at least 8-10 single men, all of whom hoped to get a piece of preggo pussy, but the couples all went to the smaller theater and locked the door behind them.  They would remain in the smaller theater for well over an hour.  Later in the evening, a couple would go into this same theater with one other guy and lock the door.  Another woman, a BBW with flaming red hair would take one guy into this smaller theater and lock the door behind her.  She did this twice with two different men.  Management is considering making a sign that no less than six persons can occupy the smaller theater with the door locked.  This is a good idea in my opinion.

FL I Pool Room

The word has gotten out that LE has been looking closely at FL II, so everyone seems to behave.  By this I mean they hook up in the more public location and decide to go to one of the private rooms to play.  If the lady of the couple cares to have multiple, one-after-the other, partners, they will generally have her in a room and allow maybe three or four men in the room, then allow another to come in as one leaves. 

This Saturday night, there was one exception to this discreet attitude.  A tall blonde was in the main theater and she was taking on all cummers in the main theater.  She was taking on men three and four at a time and when one finished in either her mouth, pussy or either hand, another moved in to take his place.  I was later told by several different people that this woman is a post operative transsexual and is there almost every weekend.  Once reminded of this, I recalled that I had seen her picture before, many years ago, in various swingers’ magazines, offering to take on all cummers and be the guest of honor at gangbangs.

Unfortunately, most of the evening and night consisted of couples coming in and going into private rooms, so no more play for Bob, but I am not discouraged.  I got a wonderful blowjob in the first ten minutes I was at FL II and there is a lot to be said for that. 

In the words of the “Terminator,”  “I’ll be back.”

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Enzyte Bob for his usual stellar work in reporting on this thing of ours. EB hits all the main points that make a great report: Describes the vibe in the theater(s), celebrity look-a-likes for the women he encounters, expresses his opinions on what made the scene good (or bad), and a talent for decribing the action in a manner that puts the reader in his shoes.  Bravo sir!

Do you have an adult theater report?  I hope so, because I am in need of them in a big way.  Just e-mail The Big Kahuna The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Whether it's a recent adult theater visit, a profile of a theater you have visited, or memories from a visit in the past... I'm welcoming them all.

Thanks,

Doc

Field Report: Donny Digital on the Albuquerque Adult Theater/ABS Scene

 

Donny Digital

Doc here with an updated series from Albuquerque, NM by Donny Digital.  Donny holds a warm spot in The Good Doctor's heart, since he was the first contributing reporter here at The Journal, back in August of 2009.  (To see that first report, click HERE)

Donny will take us through the several adult theater options in Albuquerque, and give us his ratings on 5 different criteria:

1. Picture/Sound 

2. Safety

3. Cleanliness

4. Action

5. Couples

So without further delay, here is Part 1 of Donny Digital's ABQ Review:

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98th St. Adult Video

It is located on 98th street just south of I-40 across the street from the Flying J truck stop. It is probably one of the cleanest place in town. There are about 15 arcade booths that use dollar bills, some have seats and some don't. There are some that are big enough for 2-3 people and the back row of booths all have glory holes. The theater is open all night and cost $6 per person (including women) and they allow 3 re-entries per visit. The theater is large and usually is way too cold especially in the winter time but is fine during the summer months. There are 4 metal bench seats with footrests. They are not very comfortable and hurt after awhile but do get cleaned daily. There is a back wall where guys like to stand there and watch the action or do their own thing back there. The TV has just been replace with a 42” LCD flatscreen that is very good but way way too small for the size of the room. It also is very bright so it lights up the room too much and doesn’t offer much privacy cause of it. Sometimes there are smokers but the room is well ventilated.  Fri and Sat are now couples night but the number of couples are minimal and don’t come close to the potential this place has for them. But once in awhile the action can get very good. Management is fairly cool as long as you don't loiter. Parking is good and well lit. There is a nice motel right next door should the need arise.

Ratings
Picture/Sound *****
Safety *****
Cleanliness *****
Action *****
Couples *****

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Doc here again... Donny had ABQ covered like a blanket, and this first part of his "ABQ Review" is indicative of his reports to follow.  I will have each new chapter up at least once a week until we have run the table.  Thanks again Donny!

Doc

Flash Report: JaxBchBum Reports on Theatre X in Orange Heights, FL

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from that old clam digger himself, JaxBchBum. As one of The Journal's senior reporters (dating back to the first month of The Journal's existence), Jax knows how to get it done: Lots of detail, personal experiences, and opinions galore.  Plus, he is an excellent dancer.

So, hailing from The Sunshine State, in the blue trunks with the white stripe, here is JaxBchBum on Theatre X in Orange Heights, FL.

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The usual theater scene has been a bit sporadic as of late, so I haven't had much to report that was newsworthy.  Struck out with visits to the Chateau Experience Theatre in Charleston SC as they were only sausage fests with no couples on my two visits. 

My luck improved over the last couple of weeks with trips to Theatre X (formerly Pure Pleasures Adult Megastore) located about 12 miles east of Gainesville FL (6810 N.E. U.S. 301) in Orange Heights FL.  For those not familiar with Theatre X, it is a small adult store with a wide selection of adult novelties, DVDs, an arcade and a small theatre.  Couples admission to the theatre is always free; but single male price is $20 (supposedly for 6 hours), so the high admission price tends to help sort out some of the penis gallery members.  Theatre holds only about 20 people consisting of 3 rows of 2/3 person couches and some individual chairs on the side wall.

JaxBchBum, Esq.

Stopped by one Friday afternoon about 2pm about 3 weeks ago on my way back from a trip to Central FL.  I never expect much on a weekday visit, but at Theatre X (and any adult theatre for that matter), one never knows. 

I was surprised to see a couple seated on the second row closest to the aisle and only 2 other guys there that seemed to be more interested in each other than the couple.  I sat down in one of the chairs on the side wall directly across from them about 3' away.  They appeared to be in the mid-to late 30s, well groomed and attractive.  She was wearing a T-shirt and denim skirt and he was dressed (or undressed) in shorts and a T-shirt.

After a few minutes of making sure I wasn't going to jump up, flash a badge and yell "Vice", they resumed their activity.  She had a battery powered dildo vibrator that she began using with her right hand, while stroking his cock with her left hand (love those multi-tasking ladies).  He pulled up the front of her T-shirt and exposed a lovely set of perky C-cup tities with nipples that must have been almost 1/2" long.  Ever now and then he would bend over and suck on one to make it even harder.  From time to time she would remove the dildo and his hand would immediately take its place rubbing her clit and finger-fucking her.  He would get her close by the sound of her low moans and pressing down on his hand, then he would stop and they would relax for a minute.  They clearly enjoyed having an appreciative audience and both he and she glanced over to me from time to time and gave me a nice warm smile, but gave not sign that they wanted another set of hands, lips or other body parts involved.  This went on for about 30 minutes and fortunately there was only one interruption when another guy came in and then left again within a couple of minutes.

After he left, their activity got a bit more animated.  She resumed her dildo gymnastics while he stood up and she began sucking his cock.  It was interesting to watch the synchronization between her dildo thrusts and her cock sucking speed.  She would slowly insert the dildo while at the same time slowing taking his cock in her mouth and savoring the taste and feel.  This slow pace would continue, and then she would burst into hyperdrive with her mouth and dildo with fast paced in/out motions accompanied by slurping motions that I wasn't sure which end was generating them.  I was delighted to drop my trousers and join in the pace setting routine as well.  After a bit, he got down on his knees and pulled her so her pussy was sitting on the front edge of the couch and she was semi-reclined.  She removed the dildo and began rubbing it on her nipples.  He began rubbing his cock against the front of her pussy and would sometimes run the head just inside her lips.  He started to fuck her and she moved the vibrator down to her clit and and top of his thrusting cock. 

Their activities lasted a couple of minutes and they both seemed to climax together.  They hugged each other for a bit and then got up, straightened their clothes and began to leave.  I told them "thank you" and they both that I was welcome.  Wow, a great matinee treat.  I hung around for another couple of hours, but no other couples so I headed home.

I returned to Theatre X again on a recent Friday evening and hoping my luck would continue.  Arrived about 7pm and there were about 4 other guys there, but no couples.  The couch on the second row where the couple above had sat was empty, so I plopped down and began the wait. 

About 8:30, a couple arrived that I had seen in the past that I knew loved to play with each other and sometimes would invite audience participation.  She is a very attractive lady that always wears simple but sexy outfits and she has a smile that will melt your heart and one of the most beautiful pairs of tits I have ever seen and I consider myself a tit man.  They are probably C's with just a slight hint of sag, but with ivory colored skin that glows and really contrasts with her dark aureole and nipples.  Her husband is full head of hair Jimmy Buffet with a trimmed mustache.  I was fortunate in the couch to my left in the same row had been vacated and they moved toward it.  Ah, great viewing location for this thing I enjoy. 

As they were walking by, I said "good to see y'all again" and she responded "it's always good to come back".  They sat down with her closest to me.  She was wearing a nice outfit that was almost a cross between a teddy and a sun dress.  It had a rose-colored top and then a black dress part (sorry, failed my fashion design class and don't know all the technical dress part names) that went about 4" below the bottom of her butt checks.

They weren't there more than a minute when she leaned over and they kissed deeply.  She sat back up and he began rubbing her breasts through the outside of her dress.  This continued for several minutes and I saw her left hand slide over and begin rubbing his crotch.  After a bit, he pulled down the shoulder straps of her dress and pulled down the top to expose those lovely breasts.  Seeing them straight on is a sight to behold, but even seeing their profile as they are rubbed and nipples tugged upon is spectacular.  Their activities were beginning to draw interest from some of the other patrons and they seemed to delight in the attention.  One thing led to another as his cock soon emerged from his shorts and his hand would move from her breasts to her slightly spread legs and up under the dress (which I knew from previous visits were not constrained with any panties). 

It was all getting interesting and arousing and then poof - a big bear of a guy that had been providing his quips and commentary during the porn movie, moves over to the other side of them right next to the guy and remarks "I want to check out these wares."  Couple immediately goes into frigid mode and starts to re-dress.  The guy says "I'm sorry" as the couple gets ready to leave the theatre.  They say "It's OK" but their actions speak louder.  But there is hope as they say they will be back later.

So slight pause in the festivities.  Fortunately, the couple does return about 30 minutes later but everyone has learned their lesson to let them have their personal space, at least initially.  They move down to the front row of couches which is even better from a voyeur standpoint as the light coming from the screen blasts on these couches so visibility is much better as there are not much in the way of shadows to deal with.  After a short time of foreplay, they resume where they had left off with her having her top completely pulled down and her stroking his cock.  This goes on for a bit and then she leans over and starts sucking his cock.  As she is bent over, he pulls up the back of the dress exposing her smooth beautiful ass checks.  She straightens up and then schooches down in the couch and he moves to the floor in front on his knees and begins eating her pussy while rubbing his tits. 

A young guy had been sitting on the other couch in that row and he moved over to the edge of his couch.  He evidently asked if it was OK to touch, as the hubby said something to him and the young guy began cupping and rubbing her breasts while hubby concentrated on his more immediate task.  This went on for about 45 minutes with sucking and fucking in all kinds of positions. Even the guy that scared them off initially got some titty rubbing time in.  They ended their playtime with her being fucked doggy style.  A wonderful sight for sure.

Long live Theatre X and the couples it attracts.

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Doc here again... Another classic tale from JaxBchBum is in the record books, and as always, it was a good one.  Thank you sir!

The Good Doctor still needs more adult theater reports!  Thank you to the reporters who have sent in reports since Sunday (they will be all be posted soon).  But we always need more... Just e-mail Papa Bear George Halas The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report for you...And you get the glory.

And chicks (hopefully).  I have it on good authority that one particular senior field reporter may have a groupie or three in the mix.  That's what a good Flash Report will do for you.

Trust me. I'm a Doctor.