Flash Report! Enzyte Bob Reports on Saturday Night at Fantasyland in Tampa

Doc here with a thorough Flash Report from Fantasyland I in Tampa by senior Journal reporter, Enzyte Bob. 

Let's get right to it, shall we?  Here's Enzyte Bob!

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Hello Doc,

As promised, I made the trek over to Tampa and Fantasyland I.  All in all, I have to say that the evening was a complete bust, with one notable exception.  Unfortunately, I was not the exception.

Fantasyland I
4715 N. Lois Ave., Tampa, FL

I arrived at approximately 6:00PM, a little early, but I am a patient guy and was determined to wait; besides FL has both a poolroom with six pool tables as well as a buffet, so I could occupy myself while waiting.  Unfortunately (I will use that word a lot in this posting), there was a monsoon going when I arrived.  When I say monsoon, I am using the word in the truest context.  Within ten minutes,small craft warnings were being issued for the parking lot of FL, due to about six inches of water flowing right down the middle of the lot.

When I went in, it was pure Sausageville.  There were about a dozen guys wandering aimlessly, back and forth from the booth area to the poolroom and back to the main theater, of course stopping to check out the private rooms off the hallway on the way to the main theater.

Between 6:00 and 10:00 PM two couples that came in.  One was a middle-aged guy and his younger oriental girlfriend/wife.  She had a very oriental look and was a nice tight package in a short little body.  It was a stark contradiction to his being very tall and thin.  They both went into the main theater for about ten minutes and then went back into one of the private rooms.  It is unclear if they only allowed guys to watch them through the hole between the room they were in and the room next door or whether she was giving BJ or backing herself against the hole and fucking.  Rumors abounded, but none of the guys that came or went from the room next door said a word.   The pair made a couple of trips back to the theater, stood near the entrance and watched the video on the big screen, which coincidentally featured oriental/Filipina girls, and then returned to the private room.  This led me to believe they were coming out to attract new men before going back to the private room and doing whatever they were doing.

The second possibility of the night was a middle-aged man,his wife and a much younger BBW (late 20’s – early 30’).  The older of the women had the appearance of Dame Judy Dench, M from recent James Bond movies.  The BBW had dark hair and eyes reminiscent ofValerie Bertinelli before Jenny Craig.  All were smartly dressed, the women in dresses and the man in dress slacks and shirt.  If I were to guess, they had come from meeting at dinner. 

They sat together in the main theater for maybe ten minutes before heading into the smaller theater near the hallway that leads to main theater. Apparently, hubby scoped out the main theater for likely suspects and then the trio retired to the smaller theater. The smaller theater has a door on it that locks.  It was empty and the trio entered, closed the door and locked it.  A short time later,the male portion of the trio came back into the main theater and asked a young black male if he would like to join his wife and their friend in the smaller theater.  He was quick to accept, went into the smaller theater and the door was closed and locked.  They remained there for quite some time, but I do not how long as I did not keep watch on the closed door.  There were, however, a couple of guys that hoped to be the next to be invited.  I think they were disappointed, for the occupants were only interested in BBC,apparently.

Fantasyland I Pool Room

In keeping with the theme here, the next event was unfortunate.  A cute couple in their late20’s entered the main theater, clearly they were wanting to play with each other, at least initially.  They sat on one of the love seats in the main theater and a rather large man that I had been observing most of the night immediately sat down right next to the couple, giving them no space.  This guy had the looks of Lurch from the Addams family, but shorter and heavier.  He slouched and walked around slack-jawed.  The female portion of the couple was okay with the situation, but the male half was clearly and verbally not appreciative of this guy’s lack of couth. He made a loud and angry exclamation, “Anyone who touches without permission, I’ll knock him out.” 

Now, I would have moved, but not Lurch.  The young lady calmed her partner down and they began to make out on the couch.  I was hopeful that they would work each other into a lather, but Lurch took liberties, whipping out his cock and this was too much for the man.  He got up, took his girlfriend by the hand and pulled her up off the loveseat.  She was clearly preferring to stay, but he made it clear they were leaving and made the statement, “You know,some people just ruin for everyone.” With that, they left.  I took a page from The Journal as I was going out to my car anyway and was behind them.  As we parted ways, I told them not to judge all by the actions of one.  She agreed,he was still pissed and they got in their car and left.

I should have left at that point to make the long ride home,but I am an optimist and after a while, I returned to FL.  There was a group of young couples that came in during the wee hours, but they were intoxicated and never left the poolroom.  The highlight of this group was one drunken young man that belched at a decibel level that rivals the engines of a Boeing747 at full throttle, regularly and often. I could not help but think, your mother must be so proud. 

Lurch remained, following around any couple that left the poolroom.  Ultimately, Lurch went into one of the video booths that has a glory hole and was serviced by a rather attractive, and extremely well-dressed, cross dresser who was hanging around the booth area.

As it was now getting very late/early, I made the decision to leave.  I was disappointed, but there are always those times when things just do not go your way.  I must admit that the practices at FL seem to have changed because of past LE activities. Couples are meeting men wherever and then going into private area to play.  It is a necessary concession and is the equivalent of theater safe theater sex in Tampa.

Have fun, but hey....Let's be careful out there!

Still smiling...Enzyte Bob

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Doc here again... Enzyte Bob has his finger on the pulse of Tampa, and with everything that has happened there in the past 8 months, it's good to see that things are kind of returning to normal at Fantasyland.

That said, I think I have run into this "Lurch" character before at FL.  And he is everything Bob said.

Thanks again Enzyte Bob for the thorough and entertaining report!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail Fredo Corleone The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report...All you have to do is submit the text.
It's easy... Trust me.

I'm a Doctor.

Breaking News! Fire Department @ The Closed Paris Cinema in Worcester, MA

Doc here with breaking news from this thing of ours... You know The Journal has a far reach when breaking news occurs at an adult theater, and The Journal has a reporter on the ground reporting from the scene.

Senior Journal reporter Tomkat has reported and also sent in a photo from the scene of fire department activity in Worcester, MA @ the former Paris Cinema (the spotlight adult theater on the right hand side of The Journal).

Here is a photo from the scene (from 45 minutes ago):

Here is the quick report from the scene from Tomkat:

Tomkat's sources say there were reports of smoke coming from the building.  But so far they haven't found any fire."

The local newspaper, The Worcester Telegram & Gazette also has the following:

WORCESTER — A section of Franklin Street across from Worcester Common was temporarily closed this morning after firefighters converged on the former Paris Cinema. About 10 a.m. a passerby reported seeing smoke coming from the vacant building.

The report appears to be unfounded; crews searched the building and found no sign of fire.

Meantime, a crowd of onlookers gathered. The many people who regularly visit the common turned their attention to the collection of fire and police vehicles that hurried to the scene.

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Doc here again... Looks like a false alarm.  We will keep an eye on the story and report back with any updates.  Huge thank you to Tomkat for his outstanding work!  Kudos sir!

The Journal is now just like a CNN operation...Field reporters deeply embedded on the front lines, bringing you the latest.  And now I will throw it to Anderson Cooper, who is reporting from the front lines at Hollywood Erotic Boutique in Seattle...

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report: Florida Update (excluding Tampa) by JaxBchBum

Doc here with an outstanding update on the non-Tampa adult theater scene in Florida, courtesy of  senior Journal reporter, JaxBchBum.

There is lots to digest here, so sit back, order a mojito, and soak it all in.

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Doc,

As promised, here is some additional theatre information for the database.  One bit of information you might consider adding is the phone number for the theatre.  There have been a number of times where I have arrived at a theatre only to find they have closed, closed for renovation, gay night or some other circumstance that made the trip a total waste of time.

Theatre X (formerly Pure Pleasures Mega-Store)  6802 NE US Highway 301, Hawthorne FL  32640 - located at the intersection of FL 26 and US 301  Mailing address is listed as Hawthorne FL, but actually located closer to Orange Heights FL and is about 12 miles east of the Gainesville Regional airport.  Hours are: M-Th - 9am - midnight; Friday & Sat: 9 am to 2 am; Sunday, 11am to 11pm.  Adult store with DVDs for sale/rent; novelties, an arcade and theatre.  Theatre admission is free for couples at all times and $20 for singles with supposedly a 6 hour time limit but have never seen it enforced.  In/out privileges.  Small theatre with 3 rows of 2/3 person couches as well as about 6 chairs scattered about; no dedicated couples section.  Theatre kept very clean and video quality is excellent.  Couple friendly and laid back staff and no record of any law enforcement action.  Tuesday night from 6 - midnight shows gay movies.

Palatka Adult Supercenter 3743 Reid Street Palatka FL 32177 - located in the SE corner of the intersection of FL 100 and FL 19.  (386) 326-3559,  Theatre hours are Mon - Sat from 9am to 1:00 but sometimes they close the theatre at 12:30 to start cleaning.  Sunday hours from 11am - 11pm.  Long established adult store with DVDs, novelties, arcade but the theatre has only been in place for about 18 months.  Free admission for couples and $6.50 for singles with in/out privileges all day.  Small theatre with an unusual configuration.  2 and 3-person couches along the back walk with the 2-person couch in a recessed alcove.  Another 3-4 person couch placed on a side wall so little privacy for the other couches and that seems to have affected the rate of couples coming in to the theatre and playing - so no dedicated couples section..  The rest of the seating is approximately 16 high-back heavy plastic outdoor chairs.  Theatre kept clean and video quality is very good.  They show a series of 4 movies each day, with one usually being a bi- or fetish movie.  No record of any law enforcement action despite being less than a half-mile from the Sheriff's offices. Laid back staff and very couple friendly (even saw a lady walking around the store nude one night while hubby was taking pics).

Foxes Cinema, 3009 Victory Drive, Columbus GA  31903 (706) 689-2211 Theatre hours are: Monday - Thursday 10am - midnight (but subject to early closing if not many people) 10 am - 12:30 Friday and Saturday; Sunday from 10 - 9pm.  Single admission is $8 and ladies are admitted free.  Promises for a major theatre remodeling but has not happened although they did a major remodel of the store including arcade at the end of 2010.  Mid-sized theatre with about 45 seats with large open area at the back.  No dedicated couples section. 

Some comments on some of the other theatres currently listed:
Cinema Blue in B'ham AL theatre interior is in terrible condition.  Roof leaks when it rains, many of the seat bottoms or entire seats missing; but it is the only game in town since the Screening Room got shut down several years ago.

Buford Hwy Twin Cinemas in Doraville GA - couples admitted free to theatre #1 that does have a dedicated couples section.  Some busts took place here earlier this year after the theatre re-opened after being closed for several years.  Only theatre in the north Georgia area.

Hope this is helpful.  Stopped by Theatre X on Wed. night.  Two couples came in while I was there.  Older couple did some playing with each other but were inconsistent with wanting others to watch although everyone was respectful.  Young couple (mid-30s) came in about 9:30 and she was dressed to play with a deep cut dress showing off big beautiful tits; but they never did anything.  Think the older couple tried to hit on them as when younger couple left the older couple followed; but came back in about 10 minutes later.

Stopping by again Sat. evening so hope to have more productive report to give.

JaxBchBum

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Thanks JBB for the great and detailed update from the non-Tampa adult theater scene in Florida.  I will be adding the new details to the Dr. Emilio database sometime this week.  Thank you sir!

Do you have an adult theater report?  I hope so, because I am in dire need of more reports... Just e-mail your report to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report... You just provide the words.

Thanks!

Doc

All-Time TOP Adult Theater Experience: Round 2 - Bob in Biloxi

Doc here with Round 2 of the All-Time TOP Adult Theater Experience entries... This report comes from senior Journal field reporter, Bob in Biloxi.  His weekly reports are a staple here at The Journal, and I was glad to see Bob jump into the fray of the TOP Experience stories.


Here he is...Height unknown, weight unknown, from parts unknown... Off the top rope, it's Bob in Biloxi:

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Hey Doc,

Here’s my submission for the TOP Adult Theater Experiences: 2005, Biloxi, Ms.

Shortly after the Big Storms (Katrina and Gustavo), my company was inundated with calls all over the South for voice/data and audio visual restoration. I had been working the devastated town of Biloxi for two weeks straight trying to help both Bell South and numerous other vendors restore the massive destruction caused by these two storms.

Bob in Biloxi

I passed by an adult theater (Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi) and spotted an older fellow outside picking up debris. He waved me down and asked if my company could help him with some problems he had with interior wiring and audio visual issues. I told him we were swamped with orders right now, but when I got off I would take a look at what he had. So after work I cruised by and at the appointed time we met and walked through his place and examined the issues he was dealing with.  Long story short I was able to get him back in business after a couple of long nights.

He wanted to pay me but I refused, citing the 1st Amendment, Freedom of Speech and most of all Freedom of Expression. I gave him my card and told him to call if he had any other problems.
About six weeks went by and my cell phone rang, it was Harry, the owner of the Theater, he asked me if I was still in Biloxi, which I replied no. He asked me if I was available any Saturday night and since I was now off on weekends again I told him yes. He asked if I could come down the following Saturday and be there at 8pm, I agreed and hung up.

I arrived promptly at 8pm, went in and said hello, then he asked me to sit down. He explained to me that he was grateful for me saving his business and thought he owed me a debt of gratitude. I started to wave it off, when he stunned me by asking if I was straight? I replied I was, he smiled and said I thought so. I guess he saw the bewildered look on my face, then went on to explain the goings on at his theater. He said he had a surprise for me that would be there any minute, more bewilderment from me. He just smiled and said I think you will like it.

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

He had at the time, one single camera pointed at the door, it being dark, a pair of headlights soon shinned on the door. He said, that would be them now. I looked at the screen he was looking at, I saw what appeared to be a black Bentley. He told me, “yep that’s them” I saw a couple get out of the car and walk toward the door. When they came in, I noticed a stunning woman, with long dark curly hair, deep brown eyes, dressed in black Capri pants and black pullover sweater. She reminded me of Catherine Zeta Jones, she was also covered with jewelry, large diamond rings, diamond necklace, I mean decked out!! Introductions were made and Harry said, this is the young fellow I was telling you about, he really saved my ass. The lady (Susan) kept smiling at me and making little comments about the place and giving me a look that is “that look” very sexy, sensuous woman with heart warming dick raising smile.

After a few minutes, she asked me if I would like to go inside with them and watch the movie. I obliged and followed them in, they took a left immediately after entering, the man leading the way, her following him and me behind her. We sat down and after a few minutes she explained that Harry was a wonderful friend to them and they used to attend the theater regularly before the storm and they were also appreciative of my deed. With that, she started stroking my leg, gradually moving higher until she met my cock, she then looked at me with that sexed out smile and started stroking me over my gym shorts. In a matter of seconds I was hard as a rock, she asked me to remove my shorts (Take those things off is really what she said) I couldn’t move fast enough either, in the blink of her eye I was bottomless sitting on my shorts in the seat. This gave her full access and her soft warm hands really started having an effect.

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Interior

We were the only ones in the theater as she stood up and pulled off both her top and pants handing them to her husband. She knelt down totally nude in front of me and started to administrator a great blow job while looking at me with those sexy eyes. After a few minutes of this she got up, turned around, revealing a perfect ass with a shaved pussy and proceeded to sit down on my cock. She was soaking wet, so entry was very easy, her pussy felt like a tight warm velvet glove over my cock. When she was able to sit all the way down on my cock, she stopped for a minute and just moaned, then she started grinding me the way a stripper gives a lap dance! Followed by up and down and all around, with some heavy banging up and down on my cock. I loved that she was vocal, she kept saying “oh yeah, oh fuck, he making me feel like a slut” on and on, then she came, flooding my lap, leaning back against me breathing hard with a slight sheen of sweat about her body. She would shake every now and then, until she leaned forward with that beautiful ass bent over the aisle in front of us.

I Believe in Bob in Biloxi

She turned her head smiling and said, now its your turn! With that I stood up re-entered her and started pounding her pussy with all I had. She was even more vocal in her thrones pushing back against my cock, until I couldn’t stand it anymore, I asked where she wanted my cum, which she was screaming give it all to me! I did too, buckets of cum shot into her. My cock forcing it out the sides of her pussy. Things settled down some and her husband handed her a towel, she began patting over her ample chest and rest of her body, then turned her attention me, she was so gentle drying me, my cock, legs, anything she deemed needing to be dry.

After she was done, she handed the towel back to her husband and knelt down again to take my cock in her mouth, she sucked and moaned until it was completely flaccid and happy. She stood up and whispered in my ear that she wanted to make sure she got the last drop. She and I got dressed and walked out to the lobby, said our good byes and they left.

Harry had a big smile on his face and asked how I liked my surprise? I could barely speak, thanking him. I asked the story behind them, he told me they were moving up north. They had had it with hurricanes and was moving somewhere that, this weather phenomenon would never effect them again, that’s the last I saw of them, but it made me an adult theater junkie afterward.

Bob

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You read it here first folks... The creation of Bob in Biloxi as an adult theater junkie.  It's just like the moment when after seeing a bat, Bruce Wayne realized he had to be Batman.

Well, almost.

Great job Bob!  Now it's your turn to submit your TOP Adult Theater Experience story to The Good Doctor.  Just e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Please put "TOP STORY" in the subject line.

Thanks again Bruce Wayne Bob in Biloxi!

Doc

Reminder! Laney Visits The Art Cinema, Starting Today!

Doc here with a last reminder that Laney from Texas will be visiting The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT starting today, 8/22.  Details follow:

Who:
Laney From Texas

What:
Theater Play

Where:
The Art Cinema, 255 Franklin Ave, Hartford, CT.

When:
Monday August 22nd, and Wednesday August 24th, 2011
4PM to 6PM EDT

Tuesday August 23rd is up in the air.

Quote From Laney:

Hey Doc, Laney here~~~I will be in Hartford Monday ~ Wednesday. Could I please get you to post something for the Art Theater for me. I will be there Monday evening 4pm till 6pm Tuesday not sure but Wednesday 4~~~6. Looking to have fun in Hartford. Thanks Doc... Laney

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Checks In

Doc here with this week's Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi...

Here's Bob!

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Hi Doc,

The two weekend string of bad luck continues, only a few couples attending last night, none playing. Our school teacher lady was missed by 5 minutes and never returned to our ABS. So in closing out the report, it was a very slow night, the clerk even remarked it felt like a Sunday.

A few points, there was an extremely attractive woman (as part of a couple) that was part of the overall attending couples, they sat by themselves against the left wall. They were finally crowded out by overzealous male patrons, but she was definitely a looker dressed to play. My wish would be that they return soon. One of the regulars told me he talked to them outside, they told him they were waiting on someone.

Now, on to a few protocol faux pas, we (actually you) have a tremendous vehicle for spreading the word about adult theaters and as a follow on, some ABS activity. The superb submissions posted each week from around the country lends hope that “this thing of ours” is not completely dead, but seeing a resurgence of popularity. This gives us older trekkers hope that we can do our part to maintain that resurgence and keep this “thing” alive. The problem, as I see it, are the younger crowd, certainly not limited to them, but growing as an issue.

Many theaters have rules, it seems some people cannot or will not follow any rules, nor do they have much class or common sense. Case in point, several young guys came in Saturday night, I overheard one in the lobby (in a loud voice) ask the clerk, “Hey, when are the couples that like to fuck going show up” Still another one asked “What time do the couples that like to gang bang show up”, Then there is the constant cell phone distraction. I counted 9 cell phone lights illuminating 9 young faces, texting inside the theater. And I guess to the credit of public education, no one reads warning signs anymore. Have we really “dumbed down” our youth that much? I sincerely hope this is just newbie jitters and gross inexperience? Do they fuck or get sucked while texting? If so, I think maybe they are missing the best part of sex and that’s actually connecting with another human being. Am I angry or mad, no, just sad that no one seems to understand that it is a distraction in numerous ways. We all know, that cell phones have cameras, I don’t think porn watchers, especially couples would like the thought of their picture being taken and posted throughout the internet. Just seems the word class/common sense is going the way of the dodo bird Doc?

On a couple bright notes, the clerk finally nailed a couple of guys being admitted free under the guise as a couple, one guy tried the same thing as last week and was run out the door, another one was caught a few minutes later. So kudos’s out to the clerk, good job!!

The other bright note, one of the semi regular ladies flashed this reporter a pretty set of boobs adorned with jewelry in each nipple! So that was worth the drive! Thank you ma’am!

That’s it from the beautiful Gulf Coast Doc, still nothing on TV Saturday nights and it still beats HBO any day of the week!!!  Your’s truly will be attending next Saturday night, notepad in hand!!

Bob

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Thanks Bob for the report.  There was a rash of bad adult theater behavior this weekend... I will comment on it later this week.  It really is up to management to enforce their rules, and to throw out those that can't read or behave. 

More on this topic soon...

Thanks,
Doc

TOP Adult Theater Experience - Round 1 - Randy @ The Jefferson Theater in Portland

Doc here with the first entry into the All-Time TOP Adult Theater Experience rodeo... First time contributor Randy had a great experience at the late great Jefferson Theater in Portland, OR. 

You are going to have a couple good laughs during this report...You'll know when you get to them.

Here is Randy's entry... Enjoy!

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Old Jefferson Theater in Portland, Oregon, circa 2000

Classic old theater. Sitting up front near the stage when a couple comes in and they boldly come right to the stage where a buxom red-head and her man have been putting on a show for 15-20 minutes.  She was flashing her tits, talking dirty to the crowd, enjoying being the center of attention. 

Jefferson Theater
c.2005

Once the second couple comes in, the red head is all about the girl.  The bold couple communicate in a complicated series of burping and farting sounds (no joke) but she backs up to the stage, bends over to suck cock displayed in the front row and the red head fingers her from behind.  This goes on for 15-20 minutes...she will suck a guy for a while and then go on to the next one, all the while the red head is working digits in her pussy, enjoying herself. 

By the time my cock is at the front of the que, the red head has pulled out a full sized mag light. covered it with a condom, and is fucking our lady with it.  My cock is down this gal's throat, her man is burping and making farting sounds that apparently means something to her, and the red head has turned on the mag light and it is shining on the screen. 

I remember looking down her back and only seeing the head of the mag light sticking out of her pussy.  She blew me for 5 minutes, as she broke into a sweat and turned beet red from the mag light fucking.  She finally had to call a time out and took a water break.   Between the blowjob, the mag light and the burp/fart lexicon, it was is was by far the craziest theater experience.

Randy

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Ok, the ice has been broken.  It is time for you (yeah, you) to type up your TOP Adult Theater Experience, and send it along to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  Please put "Top Experience" in the subject line.

So step up and be counted... Send in your TOP experience to the Good Doctor.  You know you want to.

Thanks to Randy for a great report from the late great Jeff.

Thanks,
Doc

Get Your Entries In! Your All-Time TOP Adult Theater Experience!

Doc here with a reminder to get your All-Time TOP Adult Theater Experience into The Journal! 

Last year, The Good Doctor ran a series of reports on Your Top 3 Adult Theater Women, and the results were spectacular! I asked you, the good readers of The Journal, to submit who in your opinion, were the stars in your adult theater past or present. We had close to 20 submissions, and we had a vote at the end of the submissions as to who was #1.

So here we go again... This time, I am asking for your All Time TOP Adult Theater Experience. An experience can be an encounter you had at the adult theater or ABS, or a scene you witnessed at a theater or ABS. I am open to interpretation as long as you keep it on point.

Details that should be included in your submissions:

• A pen name you wish to use for the entry


• Year it occurred


• Name of theater or ABS


• City


• State


• Is the theater/ABS still around?


• Explain the theater/ABS set-up if possible.


• And obviously, the experience.


• When finished, e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Put "TOP Experience" in the subject line if possible.

Time is ticking...Get your report into The Good Doctor!

Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attraction: Laney from Texas Visiting The Art Cinema in Hartford This Monday and Wednesday! (w/PICS)

Doc here with a special treat for regulars to The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT.  The very naughty Laney from Texas will be visiting The Art this week!

Here are the details, Dr. Emilio style...

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Who:
Laney From Texas

What:
Theater Play

Where:
The Art Cinema, 255 Franklin Ave, Hartford, CT.

When:
Monday August 22nd, and Wednesday August 24th, 2011
4PM to 6PM EDT

Tuesday August 23rd is up in the air.

Quote From Laney:

Hey Doc, Laney here~~~I will be in Hartford Monday ~ Wednesday. Could I please get you to post something for the Art Theater for me. I will be there Monday evening 4pm till 6pm  Tuesday not sure but Wednesday  4~~~6. Looking to have fun in Hartford.  Thanks Doc... Laney

Here are a few pics of Laney from past gang bangs at CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.

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Doc here once again... If you find yourself in Hartford on Monday or Wednesday at the times Laney has posted, you won't be disappointed. 

You are welcome.

Doc



(Disclaimer: Plans can change at the last minute within this thing of ours. The Journal is not responsible for last minute cancellations or no-shows.)

Flash Report! Brent Reports On The Paris Theatre in Portland 8/12 Through 8/14

Doc here with a recap of last weekend at The Paris Theatre, in The Rose City of Portland, OR by out good friend Brent.  I heard a rumor that there was a motion before the city council to change the city's nickname to "The Bukkake City", and that it is under consideration.  I guess the power of Kitty's Bukkake Blasts is causing quite the groundswell of support for this motion.

Here is Brent's eloquent review of last weekend...

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Lately, I have had an urge to ask people if they ever had sex with a hand puppet! Ladies, how was it? Did your hand puppet use its tongue on you or did it just scrunch your pussy with its big puppet lips? Men, did your hand puppet swallow or did you blast a load on its furry little face?  Do you and your hand puppet talk afterwards? Have you considered seeking Psychiatric help?


Another thing that makes me go "Hmmm..." How does a man fake an orgasm? How does that work? Does confetti shoot out of his dick when he comes, like The Harlem Globetrotters' fake bucket of water trick? It's been said that women fake orgasms and men fake relationships.

Paris Theatre
SW 3rd, Portland, OR

There weren't a lot of fake orgasms at The Paris in Portland, Orgyin,  this past weekend, August 12, 13,and 14, 2011.  I'm going on record here stating that all the orgasms were real and spectacular. There were so many couples and single ladies at The Paris Theater   that sometimes couples left only because it was too crowded and the action and/or the theater was too hot for some of the new comers.

The Interior of The Paris has an interesting configuration. When a couple walks in the door, to their left is The Couples Oasis, a cozy enclosure for couples only; to their right is The Annex where the exam table and TV monitor are located . The camera looks out on the sidewalk in front of the theater so you can see who is coming in.  Below The Annex is The Bedroom, a play pen for adults. At the front of the theater is the arena table, big enough for four and the new center for hard core action at The Paris. In the middle  of all of this is the main section, where the single guys sit or stand. Off to the left is the little theater, The Bijou or BJ for short.

 When the couples section is full, new couples are seated in the annex right in front of the crowd of guys but away from all the action in the couples section. It can be a bit disconcerting for couples who are visiting The Paris for the first time.

But even though a lot of couples that came to The Paris last weekend , did not stick around, the ones that did stay, played and had a wagon load of fun. There was everything from hard core bareback sex, regular condom friendly sex, spanking and whipping, sex, girl on girl couple swapping sex, dirty talking face blasting sex, spreading your legs and getting fingered while  a dirty cartoon played sex, just two girls in the gay section checking out the scene and one girl giving a young guy a blow job sex. There was big black dick in the bedroom fucking two theater veterans and making them moan like virgins sex. There was  passionate one on one boyfriend and girl friend sex,  guys wanking it sex, man on man on man sex, glory hole and hallway sex, what sex are you? sex, my husband blowing a guy while i watch sex, and talking about it in the lobby with a beautiful, big titted , big dick loving, genteel southern belle sex.

 A well timed visit on Friday, Saturday  or Sunday could have gotten you laid all three nights at The Paris. I could write for hours about the theater sex  action at The Paris Theater  this past weekend, but it's almost Friday and it's almost time for Judy's Boo Cocky Party at The Oregon. That should be fun.

Paris Theatre
circa 1982

Anyway, hard core action this past weekend featured the return of the beautiful angelic slut with the long silky hair and the smooth thin body. She fucked and sucked every hard cock that came close to her. She and her man even got together with a Marcia Brady look alike and her husband in the couples section. But best of all she met and got together with B, the hot  woman from Eugene and the two of them took on all comers in the bedroom. B was still fucking guys when I left, Saturday, her hot bare pussy, oozing with cum.

There was Plaid Shirt Lady who fucked and sucked early  Saturday evening and shared a young stud with her bi husband. There were a couple of new ladies who fucked and sucked in the arena, one of them was a short honey blond with a red dress. She came in on Sunday , took cocks into her pussy, ass and mouth and begged them to shoot all over her face The other was a big but well proportioned woman who took on all comers, Saturday and drew quite a crowd, especially guys feeding their dicks to her while other guys ate her pussy or fucked her. There was the BBW who had fun getting  fed cock and face decorated while the guys talked dirty to her. I think she had more fun Friday then she did on Saturday but I was happy to see her on both days. There were the two pretty young women who watched but did not participate. Well one gave this good looking guy a blow job but that was the exception.

There was a Carrie Underwood look alike who stood next to me and watched Beautiful Slut Wife and B from Eugene fucking and sucking all comers in the bedroom. She and her husband  liked four way bi  play. I think they did some three way bi play in the male (BJ)  theater on Friday. I heard some lucky guy got to eat her pussy.  There was a dark haired lady with a nice  round ass who looked like an Hispanic Shirley Temple. After she and her husband put on a fuck show in the couples section, she fucked and sucked two or three guys in the bedroom. I'm not sure if they fucked her commando or used condoms.

There were beautiful ladies in summer dresses who played and showed off their bodies in the couples section while other couples played along side of them and theater sex action was going hot and heavy in the arena and the bedroom.  Some of them were eager exhibitionists, others were a bit more hesitant. One hot lady even came down to The Arena and watched B and C play on the table. She had on a colorful party dress and her husband felt her up while they watched the action. We all waited for them to go further but after a while they went back to The Couples Oasis.

There was an S and M , master and slave scene between a cute Wednesday Adams with smooth pale skin and perfect little tits. This happened on Sunday while "Anime played on the screen.  He whipped her, spanked her , rubbed her like Alla din and fingered her. She begged him to let her have an orgasm over and over again and as soon as he gave permission she came like an electric wire touching water.  She wore a belt around her thigh that dug into her flesh and her girlish yelps were a mixture of pain and pleasure. He looked like a mixture of Harry Potter and Warren Beatty

So far this week the theater action has continued. Timing is crucial if you want to be there for it. I haven't  read any reports about the action on Monday and Tuesday, but a man or woman could have gotten laid  last night (Wednesday) while an attractive,  buxom and very willing lady was spread eagle on the arena table, her bare pussy swollen and wet. She only left because there was no body left to fuck her the way she needed to be fucked. She was there for at least 30 minutes. I wish she would have stayed longer. Maybe she went to The Oregon and continued her theater sex adventure there.

I'm looking forward to another good weekend for adult theater sex at the two great adult theaters  here in beautiful and temperate Portland, Oregon In The Sun.

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Thanks again to Brent, the poet laureate of this thing of ours for his usual 5-star work.  There are a lot of reasons that The Paris Theatre is the #1 adult theater in the USA.  One of the prime reasons would be the stellar reports from Brent and the pictures he can paint with his words.  He is one hell of a marketing machine for The Paris.

Do you  have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail Bucky Barnes The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will help edit and format your report... You supply the words, and get the glory.

Seems fair.

Thanks,
Doc