Doc here with this week's Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi. All I have to say is that the Super Bowl better be more exciting that the scene Bob ran into last night.

Here's Bob's tale of woe.

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Hi Doc,

Last night was a comedy of errors and the night just could not get on the right track. In all my time going, last night was perhaps the weirdest night I’ve had since I’ve been involved in “this thing of ours”.

Our Gulf Coast Adult Theater received 5 couples, three of which played to some degree (I’ll get to that in a second), and down at our ABS there were 4 couples that showed.

At the theater two semi-regular couples showed - one is more regular than the other.  Two of the ladies are very attractive, but they mainly showed off and teased each other. The shorter of the two was dressed in blue jeans and proceeded to give her man a lap dance eventually moving toward the other couple and played with them. Of course that always draws a crowd, but couples playing among themselves is just that - its among themselves and usually they don’t want any intervention from the hard legs gathering around as was the case here. After a short time, they left for more private settings.

Now here comes the weird part.  All the guys know both these couples well, and they know they aren’t going to interact. But for some reason the blood rushes out of their brain and they act like they’ve never seen them before.

Case in point, a few weeks ago, one of the “ self proclaimed straight dudes” received a blow job from a wanna-be tranny on the guise he was trying to get next to his woman. That failed if you remember. So where was this guy last night? Right in the middle of the couple trying to “get next” to the females in the soiree, again - major fail. The guy knows that none of the females will play with him because they are looking for other females. Major idiot.

Later that night a small BBW showed, she was not dressed to play, in fact she covered her face for most of the time she was there. So I sat down next to her and eventually she started stroking her man, still covering her face!!! Too funny. With some whispering between the two, she finally put her right arm down on her right leg, in doing so brushed my hand. I gently lifted her hand and moved it onto my cock. She just started gently stroking both of us for long time, I got bored with that and finally she stopped and started covering her face again. Again comedy at the adult theater. I would imagine that was her first time and in her mind she really went out on a limb being nasty.

Maybe she will get the nerve to come back and play some more. That’s it for the theater, mostly a lot of confused men trying to decide if they wanted cock or would rather be seen trying to appear interested in the few female/male couples that showed up.

The comedy continued down at the ABS. There was not a parking space to be had, and the lot was over full!! Albeit, all happy fellows. You would have thought this was a blue light special at K-Mart. Last night however, the cock blockers were blocking cock blockers, and now that is funny.

Only one couple ventured back to the booths, they got no action. Guys would jump in the booth and simply stare through the hole while sitting on their ass. The couple would move to another booth, ground hog day all over again. I watched with amusement and a degree of disgust really, the maneuvering these ordinary cock blockers were performing on each other. There was simply too many people (all cock blockers) in the building. It was a cock blocker rave! (Must have went out via Twitter or Facebook?)

After about 30 minutes of musical booths, the couple had enough and left. There were three other couples that attempted to come back, but the obvious looks of desperation some of these guys were giving them scared even me!! So no dice in luring more M/F players back into the lair.

I can always hope (because that’s really all you have) that some of these clowns won’t return next weekend and the playing can get back to something of a normal routine. But I can almost guarantee if only one of three of the same guys show up, they will manage to screw things up for everyone else. Only one of the three in addition to the “newbies, clueless and just general pain in the ass" guys, couples have no chance of playing with any degree of anonymity.

Sad night on the coast Doc, but there’s not a damn thing on TV Saturday nights anyway! Until next week I remain your faithful reporter on the Beautiful Gulf Coast.

Bob

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Doc here again... Thanks for the report Bob, and stay away from any sharp objects.  While there was no joy in Mudville last night, there is always next week.

Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attraction #2! Gloryhole Nancy @ Adult Pleasures in Toledo

Doc here again with another Saturday night Coming Attraction!  This time it is the incredible Gloryhole Nancy...

Nancy (and her guy T) will be at Adult Pleasures in Toledo at midnight EDT.  Word has it that Nancy is VERY hungry for big cocks tonight. 

Need proof?

Have fun Toledo!

Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attraction! Tonight @ The Jolar in San Diego - Slut Wife and Hubby (with pics and video!)

Doc here with a last minute Coming Attraction for The Jolar Cinema in San Diego for TONIGHT @ 9:30 PM PDT.

The Jolar is located at 6321 University Ave in San Diego.

Here is the note I just received from the couple:

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Hello Doctor,

We used to vist "Adult Depot" almost once a month a few years ago. Recently we found 'The Jolar' which we went to a few times... Kinda Nice & different.

Here it is Saturday Fed. 4th & we plan to Visit The Jolar tonite @ 9:30pm (CPL/FREE Night). Any chance U can tell your male followers that we will be there (ed. note: Of course!)

My HBSW (Hot Black Slut Wife) wants to have a COCK SUCKING contest between is. Now she Prefers White guys 30+ 7-9" Cut Thick & Extra large balls a plus. However I like the BBC to Touch, Struck, Lick, Suck... I like giving BJ's.

I would like to see some SUPER LARGE cocks CUM in her Mouth or on Face/chest !

Here are some pics and video of her in action!

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Doc here again... OK, you have 3 1/2 hours from now to get to The Jolar and witness this ebony beauty get hardcore on Couples Free Night.  I would love a report, so take some mental notes and shoot The Good Doctor an email at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Have fun San Diego!

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! The Return of Jessi Is A Bad, Bad Girl (w/new pics!)

Hey Doc!

Sorry it's been so long. Had a few things to take care of on my end.  I am back whorin' (OK i never stopped). lol. Went to CT's and to Truckers World this past Sat night and was fucked by over 25 strangers (not counting BJ's which would add another 12 or so). Everyone but 2 went bareback and came inside my nasty pussy.

Hubby took a lot of pics at CT's as always, but they didn't like them taken at Truckers World so we could only get one before they asked us to stop taking pics. Not fucking mind you (just the pics). Anyway sending a few of the pics. Hope you and everyone enjoys. Definitely gonna go back real soon.

Love everyone!

Jessi

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Thanks again to the very hardcore and naughty Jessi for another great photo gallery.  Please keep the pics coming Jessi!  You continue to be one of the rock stars of this thing of ours!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Some Private Time With Gloryhole Nancy (w/5 HOT NEW Pics!)

Doc here with an update and 5 smoking hot new pics of the incredible Gloryhole Nancy working a monster of a cock at the gloryhole.

Here are Nancy and her guy T with a few words about this latest set of fantastic pics. (Remember to click on the pics to see them in glorious high definition!)

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Hello there Doc and fellow readers,

We just wanted to share some pics of a recent visitor to our private gloryhole. He answered our ad and provide all the information we asked for, so Nancy wanted to give him a shot. 

As soon as he stuck his cock through the hole her jaw hit the ground before she attacked it (LOL)!  He measured at 9.5 inches (yes, she brings a ruler to the hole lol) and she proceeded to suck and fuck his cock like no tomorrow.  No story to share really, just some pics of her working a huge cock that was delivered to her;) 

Enjoy the pics, more pics and stories to follow....

T & N

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Doc here again...Suddenly, I feel insignificant. Good Lord, holster that weapon sir.

Thanks again to the beautiful Gloryhole Nancy and her guy, T for more Nancy goodness.  Keep the reports and pics coming!

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Laars on Theater X in Orange Heights FL for 1/28/12

Doc here with a follow-up report from new contributor, Laars. Laars reports from Theater X in Orange Heights, FL, and last weekend he had a chance for a quick pit stop there.

Here is Laars and his report.

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Hi Doc,

Went back to Theater X on Saturday with a very limited time window. Arrived at 8pm and around 830 a couple in their fifties arrived.

Some of the guys at the theater told me they are regulars. I paid my ticket and went in...They were sitting in the middle row nude - both were OK looking (not models but not hideous) The guy started sucking on her tits and after a while invited the rest of the guys to join. Everybody formed a circle around them and pulled their dicks out and she started stroking away. I pulled mine out as I was standing in front of her as she sat.

Theater X
Orange Heights, FL

She stroked my cock and told me to come closer to suck me off which she did. It was OK, but did the job. She was picky as to who would fuck her but she picked me and I went to town. Her guy sitting next to her said do not cum inside her, to which I obliged.

After a few minutes of pounding her from behind I came on her back and they guy spread my cum all over her naked body. Next guy was an older black guy who fucked her mouth and then her pussy while her man was sucking off a guy. All this time she wanted a guy sitting next to her to fuck her buy he was only stroking his dick which made her kinda mad.

After the black guy busted his nut she kept asking for another black guy she had done in her prior visits. After a while the guy took her clothes off and went to work. She enjoyed it as expressed by telling him "you know fuck good!"

The couple then got dressed and went out for a smoke...After 30 minutes they came back and got naked again. Her man spread her legs and ate her pussy. The older black guy sat next to her. After her man ate her (lots of moaning), she moved and started deep throating him as the black guy fingered her. I sat observing.

After a while I went to the lobby. There was a suspicious guy nobody had seen before and in conversation with the other regular black (who was also at the lobby)guy, he mentioned that the guy was too square looking. Maybe an undercover...

It was around 10pm, so after getting stroked, sucked and busting a nut, I left for the night leaving the couple still fucking away...A guy told me they were all nighters.

Laars

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Thanks again to Laars for this second Flash Report.  Keep up the good work sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Bob in Biloxi's Double-Header Weekend (featuring Maya)

Doc here with a great "two-fer" report from our good friend, Bob in Biloxi.  This Friday/Saturday double-header is the stuff of legendary weekends, and it once looks like Bob struck gold.

First, a quick back story...

Among other things, The Good Doctor has helped connect interested parties at various adult theaters and ABSs across the country since The Journal started in 2009.  And why not?  The Good Doctor sees himself as the flight control tower in this thing of ours, where I can help open a dialog between interested parties who want to party at adult theaters or ABSs across the USA and Canada.

This was the case with the star of Bob in Biloxi's Friday Report... Maya, who is now a contributing reporter here at The Journal, had some questions for Bob.  I put these two crazy kids in contact with each other, and presto-chango, they met Friday night in Biloxi.

Here is Bob and his recap of this past Friday and Saturday night in Biloxi...

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Hi Doc,

I must have soloed under a lucky star... Friday night I got to meet Ms. Maya, who will from now on be known as Princess Maya. ZZ Top has a song that describes her to a T: She’s hot as pepper, smooth as a Mexican brew!

Friday
Princess Maya showed up at our little ABS in Biloxi on her way to points unknown and a cruise. She was dressed in a short white shirt, black stretch top and high heels that said "I will fuck your brains out and leave you begging for more."

The Real Maya

Upon entering, believe me as all eyes were on her. That distinctive click of her high heels and away to the booths she went. Yours truly was lucky enough to get a booth next to her, after salutations were exchanged, she showed off her lithe little body to me. She is 5’6 or so, maybe 110lbs, with perky tits and smooth little bubble ass!! Princess Maya has dark hair cut in the Betty Boop style but longer, and everything about her drips sex. She has a erotic accent that I cannot place now.

Now down to business... I passed her a condom and she proceeded to suck my cock until it was nice and hard. I didn’t even feel her put on the condom but after she was satisfied I was nice and hard, she took it off and put another one on (this one however was latex, and yours truly is highly allergic to latex). That’s why I always use polyurethane condoms, however she didn’t know that because I failed to tell her.

With the latex in place she backed that beautiful ass up to the hole and let me tell you Doc, Princess Maya has the tightest little pussy on the planet. In fact, I really thought it was her ass! Her pussy made a distinctive pop when she pushed back, it was an OMG moment: hot, tight and she was really pushing the wall with her ass! Princess Maya is one vocal woman too! I did get to cum before all hell broke loose with my cock. When I noticed that it was a latex condom, I made a bee line for the restroom to wash but it was too late. He was all red and swollen and in dire pain.

Was it worth it to meet Princess Maya? You bet your ass it was. She did two other guys before leaving, and even gave me a hug before speeding off into the night. Thank you Princess!!

Saturday
On Saturday, our theater had one couple - They are regulars, so no action that I’m aware of there. Different story at the ABS, as there were three couples that showed there.

One couple came in, and again I was lucky to get the booth next to them on the first try. The lady was blonde, about 5’4 and maybe 100lbs, short blonde hair, she was wearing a black cat suit (google it) with high heels. Medium size boobs and a killer ass that begged you to fuck it. Turns out, that’s exactly what she wanted too, a good ole fashioned ass fucking.

This one however wasn’t into sucking, she simply stroked and caressed you hard then with a tap made you pull it back and sheath up and return to the hole. Upon which she would guide my hard cock into her very tight asshole. I could hear her moaning on the other side of the wall, and she would slowly move off my cock, then slam her ass hard back down it hitting the wall with her cheeks.

I tried to think of baseball, football, or  anything that would make this experience last longer, but to no avail. I unloaded while trying to hang on to the top of the wall or I would have fallen right to the floor since my knees were shaking so bad.

This lady sure liked being banged in the ass, and she had already took on two more guys by the time I got out of the restroom. I don’t know how long they stayed, and I was whipped and its still a two hour drive home, so I left at 11 pm.

Two excellent nights on the coast Doc, thanks in part to Princess Maya and an ass fucking Blonde !!! Can’t wait until next weekend!!

Bob

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Doc here again... Thanks again to senior reporter Bob in Biloxi, and to the beautiful Maya for stopping by Biloxi and being the subject of Bob's report.  I think all parties will view this as a win/win, including you, the good readers of The Journal.

I am still in critical need of adult theater reports.  Just send your reports to Peter Venkman The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and drop in a few photos for you.  You supply the report and a pen name. 

Try it!

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening! 10 Naughty Pics Just For You!

Doc here with a little treat for you, the good readers of The Journal.  It's been a long time since I posted "Smut for a Sunday Evening", which is a gallery of adult theater related pics.  More specifically, the women who play inside adult theaters and ABSs.

So as we all get ready to start our new work week, here is a collection of naughty women doing naughty things. And remember to click on the images, since they all are high resolution!

B&K



B&K



C&R



Daisy Train

Erin Go Braugh

Foxie

Gloryhole Nancy

Jim & Chris

Katie X in the UK

M&S in Hartford

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Doc here again... Look for new reports this week from our good friend Bob in Biloxi (it's a double-headed report, featuring Maya, who just submitted her first time report last week), a new report from Laars from Theater X in Orange Heights, FL, and much more.  Follow me on Twitter for announcements of the new reports... My handle is @lizardojournal.   Otherwise, please check back often... I strive to have one new report per day, if not more.  New reports go up at 9am CDT, and sometimes mid-afternoon as well.  Just keep checking back.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Brent in Portland's Serenity Prayer for 1/27/12

Doc here with a quick Flash Report from my colleague and good friend, Brent in Portland.  The Flag System was working overtime at The Paris Theater in Portland, and here is Brent to fill in the gaps for us.

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Red and Orange Flag 12:53am

Question: Is it the couple that posted with their young female companion?

They were. Two of the girls played with each other, a little, kissing, fondling, sucking on each others big titties. The young thin one just sat there and smiled. The guy who was there for the first time was put off by all the guys, staring into the couples section, so he just sat there. The reason all the guys were staring into the couples section was there was another couple and she was giving him a blow job.

Robin was leaving as I was coming in. I hope I meet, greet and eat her tomorrow. If I can get down there in time, I will. Bend Over Girl, AKA Silver Girl was there and she looked great with her long legs and sturdy ass. She was built for fucking and she got a lot of hard cocks in her pussy at The Paris, last night. One guy went down on her and ate her out while she was spread legged on The Arena Bed.

There was another couple there when I arrived. She looked like Sasha Grey. She took off her jeans and panties but kept her top on. Her old man ate her pussy and fingered her for quite a while. He was slow and deliberate. They say eating pussy is like riding a bicycle, you always remember the first time you do it successfully.

There were a lot of couples that came and only stayed for a few moments, last night. The crowd was fairly well behaved and what with Robin and Silver Girl doing their things, there was always something going on, so it was never boring. It just goes to show, a lot of couples doesn't always mean a lot of action.

So I'll just say The Serenity Prayer and get ready for tomorrow.

Brent

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Doc here again... For The Good Doctor, every day there is a new Brent report, it's like Xmas.  I just cannot wait to open it and check it out.  Thanks again to the TOP adult theater reporter in this thing of ours, Brent.

He's good enough.
He's smart enough.
And gosh darn it, people like Brent.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Laars on Theater X in Orange Heights

Doc here with an excellent rookie report from first time contributor, Laars. The scene is Theater X in Orange Heights, FL, one of JaxBchBum's favorite haunts  (info available in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  Laars was there Friday night, 1/27, and has this to report from the Sunshine State.

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Dr,

 I found your blog and have been a reader for the last couple of months...Last night I was at Theater X in Orange Height's, FL, and here is an update.

I got there around 8pm...not too much going on. Around 8:30 a couple (him older around 55 and her 40-50 ) arrived she was wearing a short dress blonde and was pleasant looking - well built for sex. I paid my entry and sat quietly. They were commenting on the movie and as soon as she spread her legs, I moved next to her.

She was rubbing herself, but had some kind of transparent panties on. To the left of her was her man and next to him a guy stroking. As soon as I sat next to her she asked me to show her what I got. I pulled out my dick and started stroking while watching her. Suddenly, they got up and left. 15 Minutes later they came back and stood in the back of the theater, & then they sat down but nothing else went on. I'm guessing she got off on teasing guys..After 30 minutes they left.

Theater X
Orange Heights, FL

Around 10pm a super hot chick with brown hair boots and a brown dress with a plunging neck showed up. She was with a guy and both sat in the front. She was giggling and having fun w/the movie. The same stroking guy as above sat next to her and began stroking away. She didn't seem to mind as her legs and plunging neck line were showing. She seemed to be down for action, but her man was really reserved and when she put her hands around his crotch he grabbed her hand.

They stayed there for a while doing the lovey dovey giggles and chatting and then went to their car where I guess she took care of him. They came in and out of the theater twice after, both times following the same MO.

Also around 1030pm, a mixed couple around 45 years old showed up. She was a thin tall blonde and her face was OK with nice body. She was wearing high heels and a mini skirt with a red top. By this time the place was packed. They stood in the back as there was no place to sit and after 10 minutes left. A wasted opportunity!

At 1045pm another mixed couple showed up...She was a bbw blonde and wearing jeans. They sat in the middle row and took off their jackets and covered themselves with them. After a while she undid her jeans and while covered played with her tits and pussy(could tell by the movements). He stroked away. They finished and left to later come back and sit in the back row.

By the time I left around midnight they were still there. The hot brown dress girl and her man had gone outside and just came back in. It was around midnight and I gave up. I don't think there was gonna be any flesh show.

A promising night for the future. I have been there a few time during daytime but the place is dead and was there a Tuesday night till late at night without realizing that's the day of their gay movie showing. So far this is the first time I have seen some resemblance of activity.

Keep up the good blog.

Laars

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Doc here again... Thank you Laars for the kind words, and your excellent first report.  I enjoy reports that give give the time frame, couple's appearance, and the writers interpretation of what they may be looking for inside an adult theater.  We are looking forward to your next effort, sir.

Do you have an adult theater report?  I hope so, because that's what we do here (besides make a top-notch prosciutto sandwich). Send your reports into Armand Assante The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Your white suit wearing buddy will edit, format, and drop in a pic or two.  I might even design a logo for you too (just like I did with Laars).  You submit the report, I do the rest.

Thanks,
Doc