Tuesday, August 24, 2021

This Saturday Night! Saturday August 28th, 2021! The Secret Room 2125: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago!

Doc here...

Our annual naughty schoolgirl party returns to Chicago!

Join us for deep inside The Secret Room 2125: Back to School Party this Saturday, August 28th, 2021 from 8pm til 1am at 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Party Room! Our address is 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL (Party Room Entrance Only).

Let us know you'll be coming! 
Fetlife Event Announcement: https://fetlife.com/events/1015820

Our Sexy Dance Contest returns! Great Prizes for 1-2-3 place!

Important Info:

Secret Room 2125 Parties WELCOME EVERYONE!
Unlimited Seating!
Special Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples w/Admission!
This is a Party Room Only Event.
Masks Required to Enter. Temperatures will be taken at the door.
The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar!
Age 21+ and ID is Required.

Dress Code:
Ladies - Naughty Schoolgirls, Sexy Teachers, or Stern Principles ( or Dress to Impress )
Gentlemen - Dress to Impress

Admission:
M/F Couples: Only $20
Single Guys: $45
Single Females: $15
Trans Girls: $15

Hosted by Doc!

More Info: www.15thavetheater.com

Sunday, August 15, 2021

This Saturday! 8/21/21! Secret Room 2125: Purple Rain Party at 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago!

Doc here, your host for the Saturday parties at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium in Chicago!

Join us for a special BONUS PARTY by POPULAR DEMAND!

The Secret Room 2125: Purple Rain Party on Saturday August 21st, 2021 from 8pm til 1am! 

Fetlife Event Announcement: https://fetlife.com/events/1019850

Our Sexy Dance Contest returns! Great Prizes for 1-2-3 place!

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/5qFphd3RgJQ

Important Info:

Secret Room 2125 Parties WELCOME EVERYONE!
Unlimited Seating!
Very cool Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples w/Admission!
This is a Party Room Only Event.
Temperatures will be taken at the door.
The Amazing Liz (and barely dressed) behind the BYOB Bar!
Age 21+ and ID is Required.

Dress Code:
Ladies - Sexy in Purple ( or Dress to Impress )
Gentlemen - Dress to Impress

Admission:
M/F Couples: Only $20
Single Guys: $45
Single Females: $15
Trans Girls: $15

More Info: www.15thavetheater.com

Our Address:
15th Ave. Adult Emporium Party Room
2125 N. 15th Ave, Party Room Entrance
Melrose Park, IL 

Lizardo Journal Fantasy Football League - Details on How to Join!

Doc here, a man who some say loves tossing the pigskin around every Sunday.  He also enjoys football. 

My good friends @Jean and Scott will be the commish and commishette for the 2021 Lizardo Journal Fantasy Football League, and they are looking for Journal readers and contributors to have first dibs at joining.

Here is Scott with more info:

So... Most years there's a @LizardoJournal Fantasy Football League. As former winners, we wanted to play this year. The usual commish, @MSexualhealer lacks the time this year, so the 2021 commish will be...us. Who's interested???

We're giving first preference to those who contribute to the Journal (and big fans) but will open it up after like a week. Feel free to DM with interest. Apologies if we're slow to reply, our DMs are a mess. Looking forward to a fun 2021 season on this field of ours!

Doc here again... If interested in playing in the league, please DM Jean & Scott at HERE and do it quickly. Spots are limited.

Thanks!
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Pennycumslut Returns & Hits Times Square XXX in Edmonton, Alberta Canada in July 2021 w/4 NEW PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say knew some lumberjacks, and they're OK. 

As the world tries real hard to get back on it's feet, there is a naughty girl in Canada who tries real hard to get on her knees. And who is that naughty girl?  Why, it's my good friend and international woman of mystery, @pennycumslut !

Penny, along with her consort, hit Edmonton's Times Square XXX in July, 2021 and have filed this excellent report!

Pop open a Canada Dry (Hi Penny!) and enjoy the report and pics!

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July 2021:

Times Square xxx
15539 Stony Plain Rd, Edmonton, AB T5P 3Z1 
http://timessquarexxx.com/

Hi Doc,

It'd been too long and with covid, quarantines, isolation and other stuff I almost felt like I'd disappeared from the theater scene.  Almost.  Or that it had faded away into the abyss of things that once had been.

But of course it wasn't true and as soon as I heard I had a business trip coming up and would finally be in a new city....I started right in on my old habits of seeing what was sexy in Alberta, Canada. 

I quickly learned that although there didn't seem to be a lot going on in Calgary, Edmonton had a few hot spots that looked worthwhile to check out.

My guy was travelling with me, and we decided we would try to check out a bathhouse in Edmonton as well as an adult book store with gloryhole booths.  It turned out the bathhouse was a bust so I can't speak for it (but don't expect a shy girl looking to be devoured by a horde of hungry men to stand around in the lobby of such a place and ring the bell with no response and no signs of any human life for more than say...ten minutes? before deciding to move on) -- however the ABS - Times Square xxx - was a great visit and return to this thing.
Times Square XXX
Edmonton, Alberta
We pulled up to TS just after 7pm on a Monday night.  There were a good bunch of cars in the parking lot.  The store has parking right in front of it, and neighboring businesses on both sides.   The windows proclaim adult DVD liquidation; large private booths; fast forward+rewind.... etc :)
Pennycumslut
We walked in and did a little walk through of the store - the typical racks of porn, a few guys browsing and a bit of attention from one or two men who followed us right away.  

Being followed can *sometimes* feel flattering.  If you're me, if you're inside a theater, if the guys know what it's all about.  Being followed inside a store just feels pushy and uncomfortable - pro tip here: don't do it, or at least don't be obvious about it.  

We decided to just pay for tokens and check the scene inside.  There's a minimum purchase of $6 "toonie tokens" and that's per person, not per couple (although couples seem welcome).  I wasn't really clear on what we wound up spending but he said, "42 minutes should be good".

TS has two doorways to the "peeps".  The first area we checked out was the yellow door and it was the no loitering area.  Two rows of doors and not much going on.  I asked L if we could check the other area...

We backed out the door (almost running into some guys) and made our way to the green door - which was ajar - and they call this the social area.  Immediately inside the door is a small room with rows of cheap chairs, a couple guys sitting on them, fairly bright lights and a TV on the wall.  There was no indication that play was happening in this area so we stepped into the hallway of booths.  

There seemed to be quite a bit of action, guys wandering the hall.  Usually when I visit a new place I like to walk through the whole thing and get the lay of the land; this time we felt a bit rushed and pushed into a room so we went maybe three doors in and stepped into a booth.
Pennycumslut
The booths in their social area have a u-shaped hallway and gloryholes that go through to the other side (so - instead of hopping into a booth beside the action you'd have to go down the hallway and around to find the corresponding booth on the other side) which is different than I'd seen before.  The booth we stepped into was small, with a single chair, hooks on the wall for your stuff, a box of Kleenex and a trash can for clean-up time, a nice looking arcade screen, and a gloryhole.

We were able to pick fairly good porn so that was a bonus :) gloryhole bukkake stuff seemed to fit the mood.

It was only a minute later that the first cock was suddenly peeking through the hole.  
Pennycumslut
I felt a little nervous as I glanced up at L; suddenly flashing back to how good girls don't...but it was quickly taken over by my desire to take as much as I could get...

On my knees on the hard floor I placed my hands against the wall and leaned in to taste it.  The first dick of a night always feels special and intimidating; after that it blurs and becomes a mess of cum and a heady headspace that takes me away...

I sucked it for a few minutes, feeling it grow and pulse; before too long I stood; pulling aside my thong and pressing back onto it until I could feel him as deep inside as he could go.  I'd missed this feeling...

He finishes and steps out of his booth and a moment later the next steps up; we stayed about 40 minutes and ended up with a load down my throat, a kind gentleman who wanted to mess me up and came all over my chest through the hole after stepping away for a minute, and the rest filling me up in my favorite way...L gave me the added bonus of some hot spitroasting action in the middle.  I love being fucked by my partner when I'm all messy from another guy. 
Pennycumslut
We tidied up and headed out; the familiar feeling of walking out of a place with eyes on me that know exactly what I've just been up to is rather intoxicating.  

Long story short: if you find yourself in Edmonton, AB -- Times Square xxx is definitely worth checking out. 

~P~
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Doc here again... A huge thank you goes out to @pennycumslut (as well as to L) for another excellent report!  Also, please make sure you Follow Penny on her social!:

Twitter@pennycumslut 
Fetlife: pennycumslut

It's great to have Penny's reports back in the fold here at The Journal!  I also love reports from theaters/ABSs that are off the beat-off beaten track.  And just like that, Penny double-tapped us with both!

Keep the cards and letters coming, Miss!

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, August 12, 2021

Couple's Flash Report! Jean & Scott Shake Off the Rust in The Glass City in Mid-July w/ 7 NEW PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say lives for Wednesdays. Every Wednesday is Christmas morning, and yes Virginia, that Christmas lives in aisle 4 right next to the pool noodles. 

The past year and a half has been tough on all of us, and shaking off the rust as we carefully jump back into this thing of ours is part of the process. Hell, it took me three tries to get my lab coat on straight when we restarted Lizardo events in Chicago. It was to be expected.

What I also expected was the return of two graduates of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, the awesome Jean & Scott. While it is true that The Good Doctor and Jean & Scott have a live datacomm link open 24/7 between our 2 compounds, I also know that they have been carefully planning their return into the darkened hallways of this thing of ours.

It is here where we pick up the story of our heroes... Please pop open an ice cold Fresca (which is never seen in aisle 4, and hi Gemini!), and dive deep into Scott & Jean's tail..er...tale.

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Hello Again Doc!

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Jean and I have made our return to "this thing of ours" and ventured out for some adult fun that we thought we'd share with the Journal.

We've been preoccupied lately, but finally had a free Saturday and felt it was time to get back out there.  I mean, dicks aren't gonna suck themselves, right? In fact, I'm pretty sure trying can result in horrific neck injuries. So, we set out to let Jean save some men from themselves. A hero comes in many forms.

Wednesday, August 4, 2021

Flash Report! JaxBchBum Returns to Theater X Adult Megacenter in Orange Heights, FL in June 2021!

Doc here, a man who some say once rode a regular 10-speed bicycle 148 MPH across a section of John T. Bone Memorial Highway in 1995. Stopping proved to be an issue. 

In a little less than 3 weeks, The Journal of Adult Theaters will celebrate the start of it's 13th year on the interwebs. It's been a long, crazy ride, and my hair was a)much fuller, and b) much darker back then. One of the original reporters from those Halcyon Days is my good friend and senior Journal scribe, JaxBchBum

Covering the Florida scene like a glove, JaxBchBum has long regaled us with tales from the Theater X - Adult Megacenter in Orange Heights, FL. And today kids, this report is no different. And this report is en fuego!

Sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy this great report from JaxBchBum!

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Hi Doc,

Nice to read Raygun's update on the current Tampa scene. I can add a little bit of experience although it is all pre-pandemic. 

Fantasyland II is still my go-to place on weekends. Unusual for anything to take place before 9pm. Disappointed to see the steep jump in admission price although it is a clean, first rate facility. 8th Street Video up in Hudson is exactly as Raygun described. Given the area is a major retiree community, not many "youngsters" come in. In the times that I have visited on weekend evenings, I have seen a couple come in only once. I hear that pre-pandemic that there was an older couple that came in on Sunday afternoons on a fairly regular basis and she was a BJ princess.

But the main reason for this dispatch from the field is a report on Theater X - Adult Megacenter in Orange Heights FL just east of Gainesville. I had a chance to visit on a Saturday night and Sunday afternoon back in mid-May, 2021. A regular told me that there was no couples action on Friday night so I hoped they were saving their visits for Saturday night. 
Theater X - Megacenter
Orange Heights, FL

From previous reports, readers will remember that the theater is small - three rows of couches two across and some single chairs along the wall. They were doing temperature checks at the counter when I entered and were still requiring a mask inside the store lobby at the time. 

Monday, August 2, 2021

Recap & Box Score! The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party on Saturday 7/31/21 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Doc here, a man who some say was the face of canned meatballs in the 1970's, and the semi-friendly host of the big Saturday parties at 15th Ave. in Chicago. I hope everyone is well.

The Good Doctor has been hosting parties at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium since 2013, and I've seen and experienced a few things over that course of time. However, The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party was the most amazing 2125 event I have hosted. Those of you who were there know what I am talking about, right? 
The Party Room for Pink Passion!
Summer parties can be a fickle mistress. It's a later arriving crowd for starters, and there was a lot happening in Chicagoland this past weekend. But, without a doubt, I can argue that the most intense event in town happened deep inside The Secret Room 2125 on Saturday.

We welcomed a TON of new guests, two of which entered the Sexy Dance Contest to great fanfare! More on those sexy ladies later. It was also fantastic to see many of our regular guests join in the fun of the evening.

The outfits on the ladies for this event were awesome! I can assure you that this will not be our last Pink Passion party. You know what else goes well with pink? Green. Green as in the T-Rex head, which made an appearance a few times during the night, dancing like it's tiny front arms were on fire!

Box Score:
M/F Couples: 58
Single Females: 7
Trans Girls: 4
Single Guys: Dozens and Dozens

By 9:30, the party Room was filling up FAST, and by the time the Sexy Dance Contest arrived at 10:30, the place was packed! The dance contest entrants were:

1. Linda! SDC Latina legend Linda was back in a TIGHT pink dress, a tiny pink thong, and a ton of energy as she gave the stripper pole the business.
2. Joanne! Decked out in an amazing black and red bustier, this sexy little red haired spinner writhed her way across the stage like a boss!
3. Diva! The lovely Diva returned to the stage in a handmade pink dress and pink Chucks, and shook her groove thing for the crowd!
4. Heather! First timer Heather signed up early for the contest, and was incredible. Her super cute, surfer girl looks sent the crowd wild! Love it when first timers jump in feet first!
5. Sandy! Another party first-timer, right from the get go, she wanted in on the SDC. 20-something brunette Sandy was wearing a cute summer dress, with absolutely nothing on underneath. Her pole dance on stage was incredible, and mouths were hanging open by the time she finished. Picture Aubrey Plaza with a Latin flare.
6. RC! Our last contestant was my good friend RC, wearing a pink-tinged hairstyle, a top that could barely keep her boobs undercover, and 6 inch stilettos that were crazy, not only did she wow the crowd, she also wowed Sandy, as the two of them dirty danced and made out on stage! Whatever you are visualizing now would not do it justice. This was WAY HOTTER.

Results:
1. Sandy
2. RC
3. Heather

All the ladies were winners, and did a fantastic job!

Each lady had her choice of a great vibrator or a set of super sexy lingerie. Choices were made, and girls were happy.

Those who were in attendance know how crazy the next 2 hours were in The Party Room. The Secret Room has a whole new set of secrets to keep after the Pink Passion Party!
A Tough Night for Doc's Lab Coat
This was hands down the best Secret Room 2125 party I have hosted in it's 4 year history. It had everything, and much more... Those who were not there have my permission to start kicking yourself in the ass right about now. You missed a GREAT ONE!

To thank everyone for such a great event, we decided to host a bonus party on Saturday August 21st starting at 8pm! The Secret Room 2125: Purple Rain Party! The FL event announcement: https://fetlife.com/events/1019850

Once again, thanks for sharing your evening with us! See you in 12 days for Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party!

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

This Saturday Night! 7/31/21! The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!


Doc here... Join us for The Secret Room 2125: Pink Passion Party on Saturday July 31st, 2021 from 8pm til 1am! Hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators!

Our infamous Sexy Dance Contest returns! Great Prizes for 1-2-3 place!

Who's attending?  Check out the Fetlife Event Announcement! https://fetlife.com/events/1007558

Important Info:

Secret Room 2125 Parties WELCOME EVERYONE!
Unlimited Seating!
Swag Bags for the first 20 M/F Couples w/Admission!
This is a Party Room Only Event.
Temperatures will be taken at the door.
The Amazing Liz behind the BYOB Bar.
Age 21+ and ID is Required.

Dress Code:
Ladies - Sexy in Pink or Dress to Impress
Gentlemen - Dress to Impress

Admission:
M/F Couples $20
Single Guys: $45
Single Females: $15
Trans Girls: $15

More Info: www.15thavetheater.com

Thursday, July 8, 2021

Macy Madison: POV - Chapter 2 "Camouflage" - Booty Camp Camo Party at 15th Ave. in Chicago on 6/26/21 (with PICS)!

When we last left The Good Doctor, he was competing in an ice sculpting contest just south of Monticello, NY. There was a time and place where Doc's ice sculpting drew fans from several miles around, as he created a depiction of the first peep show booths in the 1970's from a 120 lb. block of ice. Getting the location of the gloryholes correct was a huge challenge.

Lizardos & Lizardettes, I have a treat for you this fine Thursday. Our newest field reporter/slut on the street, the incredible Macy Madison, is back with quite the yarn to spin. It has everything:
  • Vegetables
  • Mooning
  • Unicorns
  • TnA
  • Girl Kissing
  • Guy Kissing
  • A T-Rex
  • A T-Rex getting throat banged
  • A Dame with a Dick
  • A Dame with a Dick, Dicking
  • A Collete Ferro look-a-like
  • A Girl, with a wig, minus clothes
  • and the best damn Perverted Boy Scout a girl could want.
Appetite wetted?

Let's go! Take it away, Macy!

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This is Macy Madison, your slut on the street, reporting for the Journal. When I’m not working a double shift at the cucumber factory, I do occasionally go to an event or ten. Last Saturday, I went to the camo Booty Camp Party at the 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Secret Room in Melrose Park on 6/26. 


The full moon was out Saturday and no, that is not a thinly veiled ass joke, although there was plenty of that too. It was an evening of juxtaposition and dichotomy. There was an interesting energy that ran through everything and it felt like polar opposites kept lining up. Maybe it’s Gemini season. Maybe it was the camo. Camouflage seems like the ultimate masculine wear. It’s bonafide, alpha male, drop and give me twenty, macho dude wear at its finest. Mix that with curves though and you have a contradiction that makes this unicorn get all tingly inside.

Macy Madison

There was a lot of TNA wrapped up in tight camouflage dresses while I stood in line, and that was just the beginning of what made my head spin. I kissed a girl (and I liked it) and then another one, and her husband too for good measure. I felt some very nice boobies and had mine tweaked as well. I was feeling super gay with my girl boner and my unicorn swagger. The cherry on the sundae was definitely watching the Amazing Amy dance during the dance contest. What an amazing ass! I felt like I was under hypnosis staring at those cheeks. I wanted to make it rain as I stared and I mean that in every way you think I do. Once I slipped on my strap-on, the transformation was complete. I was definitely feeling myself; my dude self.


You want to perform a fun social experiment? Wear a dick and walk around in a crowd of guys. That is a study in opposites. They eye the cock, suspicious and yet oddly turned on. They are clearly fascinated by it, but they clear a path when you walk by. 


My dick is an equal opportunity cock. It’s for ladies, men, sometimes even a T-Rex. Now it takes some real balls to let a girl with a dick fuck you in front of a whole roomful of guys and “SpankyJaws” had those balls. He got pounded by a girl with a dick, in front of a crowd. A good time was had by all. 


But like I said it was an evening of opposites and some crazy vibes. One minute I’m wearing a dick and the next, I got feminized with a kiss that made me weak in the knees. Just a girl kissing a boy, girl boner replaced by very wet panties. Okay, I actually wasn’t wearing panties, just fishnets. Shortly after the fabulous kissing, I was wearing nothing but my wig in a room in the back. Nothing reminds you of what a girl you are like when a man absolutely inhales your pussy and leaves you a little puddle of cum.

Macy Madison

You know what else is nice about dressing up? Knowing that at some point, you’re in a place where you can take it off. We’re all camouflaged in real life but coming to an event like this makes you realize that you finally let out whatever you have to disguise elsewhere. You can get naked in any way that you choose.


Being Pride month, I can’t really think of a better way to celebrate than by hanging out in an adult theater. Long before there was a Pride month, adult theaters were a place where everyone could be free to be genuinely themselves. You could be none of the genders or all of them. Even when you were doing something filthy, maybe especially then. There aren't any labels there. It’s just a feeling. 


And watching “Sexslutkitten” take on all cummers, as well as the sexy tgurl who got fucked on the stage and the hot wife with her legs up over her head in the spa, just confirmed my theory. Whatever you are is cool at the Adult Emporium. 


You dirty slut.


Which brings me to my escort for the evening, Pete “Boiledinoil. Ladies, if you are interested in coming to an event, and you need a gentleman, please ask Pete to take you. Pete will dress up too, which is always fun. Pete will be there on time and he knows everything there is to know about the theater. He’ll introduce you to regulars and he’ll have super interesting stories about past parties. Pete is a perfect gentleman and will watch your back. And your front. He’s always prepared, like a perverted Boy Scout.


Thanks again Pete.


Until next time, my slutty friends.


~MM~


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Doc here again... Told you so. Macy Madison's report had it all. The T-Rex is still recovering from his Macy encounter, but will be back to 100% by this Saturday's Code Red Party at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium on 7/10/21.

Macy is a force of nature, Lizardos & Lizardettes. The Good Doctor had a front row seat to Macy's amazing camo adventure (soon to be a new ride at Six Flags over 15th Ave.), and it was a sight to behold! Plus, she didn't mention she won the sexy dance contest, even as she was transfixed by Amy's own dance routine.

Macy's strong suggestion that if a girl needs the perfect adult theater/club date for the night (or nights), the man on call should be Pete (BoiledInOil), is SPOT ON.  Pete is a great and trustworthy friend, and up to this task!

A suggestion to my many readers of this fine filth Journal.  If you see that Macy Madison is attending a certain Chicago adult emporium-based event, try to attend. Trust me, and you'll thank me later.

Just leave the T-Rex at home. 

Thanks,
Doc
@LizardoJournal on Twitter