International Flash Report! Katie X @ Fantasy Video in London, UK (with HOT Pics!)

The Good Doctor is in such a good mood this morning... I am here with a special little something-something for you, the good readers of The Journal: Our first International Flash Report!

It was just a matter of time before this would happen.  The Journal receives a lot of page views and unique hits from across the pond, and in particular, Great Britain.  Saturday morning I received an e-mail from Katie X, containing a GREAT Flash Report, and a few HOT pics of Katie doing her thing inside an adult theater (Spoiler alert: She is a naughty girl).

I was not able to come up with a good pic of the theater, since it's nothing but an innocent looking red door on a street... For that, you will have to use your imagination.

Without futher ado, from across the pond, I am proud to introduce you to Katie X!

NOTE: Click on the pics for a super hi-resolution version of that pic.

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Hi Doc,

I was recently referred to your website by a very naughty friend of mine who suggested I should get in touch with you. I'm a veteran theater slut with more than 25 years experience of putting it out to strangers in adult theaters and I thought you might like to hear of my most recent outing at Fantasy Video (279 City Road, Angel. London EC1) in London, UK. I don't think you have any other UK contributors here, so I hope your readers get a kick out my adventure over the pond.

The Real Katie X

My hubby and I arrived at Fantasy Video in Angel, London at about 9pm after having a few drinks at the Red Lion up the road. It was my first time at this venue and the theater is behind a very discrete door on the main street. I was wearing a black overcoat and black high heels, so I looked reasonably modest at the pub. When I got to the theater, I took off my coat to reveal a tight black t-shirt dress that really doesn't cover anything. My tits are exposed in it and it doesn't completely cover my hips. I am 5'9' tall with reddish brown hair, b cup breasts and a waxed pussy.

The guy on the front desk immediately ushered us through the door for free. I guess it was no secret that I was firmly into this thing of ours.



The Real Katie X

The theater has two screens on opposite sides of the hallway. I went to the 'ladies' to freshen up and hubby found a spot in one of the cinemas. I returned from the bathroom and walked into the cinema, only not the one my hubby was in. I took a seat on the aisle, hitched my dress up and propped my ankles up on the seat in front and started to masturbate. It didn't take long for the guys to descend upon me and soon I was surrounded by about 8 willing cocks. I'm a pretty talented cocksucker, so  got down to work immediately.

There was a wide assortment of cocks, all ages and all colours. I got a couple of serves of cum quickly before someone slipped on a condom and shoved their cock in me. I love cum on my face and I told the guy this, so as he was ready to go he pulled out and blew over my face, and then another cock replaced him in my cunt.

The Real Katie X

After satisfying about six or seven guys, I noticed my hubby with the camera in hand. He asked for permission from the surrounding guys to take a few shots of his cum-covered slut wife in action and, with one exception they agreed. I worked my way through a few guys before a big Brazilian fucker, all cock and shoulders, pushed his cock in me. Oh fuck that was nice. This guy knew what he was doing and a few of the older guys watched in awe as Mr Brazil worked me over, calling an easy slut and a dirty, cock hungry whore as he rammed me home. I love guys who can figure out what I'm about and get to work. Makes me so hot.

Brazil told me to get up and lie on the floor in from of the screen because he wanted to watch a few more of the guys dump their cum on my face while he fucked me. I got a few loads from a great height and was properly covered.

The Real Katie X

To finish off, Brazil said he wanted to fuck me in the men's toilets and then cum on my face. There is something very dirty about being on your hands and knees in a public bathroom, and I relished the opportunity. He fucked me on the floor of the bathroom and then pulled me up to my knees and made me suck his cock. He held my head with his cock in my mouth, and then released his load down my throat. I had no alternative but to swallow and I loved it. After nearly choking on cock and cum, hubby finished me off by blowing his load over my face.

I had a quick tidy up but managed to catch the underground train all the way home with hair matted with cum. I guess all-in-all I fucked about ten or eleven guys for the night and got about 15 loads of cum. A very productive return for a great night out. If you like the report I will be happy to write more in future.

Katie X

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Doc here again... Katie, this report was OUTSTANDING!  We would love to hear about your future visits, as well as past visits you have had to other adult theaters.  Oh, and more pics please.  ;o)

Thank you again Katie for breaking new ground here at The Journal, and providing an international perspective on this thing of ours.  Interest in adult theaters spans the globe.  If you look at the hit map on the right hand side of The Journal, you will see where each pageview originates.  Most of the globe has a red dot embedded on it.

We need more international reports just like this one from Katie X.  Don't worry about the language barrier... I can translate your reports.  How?  I'm clever like that. 

So let's expand this thing of ours the right way...With your international reports.  Just e-mail Ban Ki-moon The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will help get your report in tip top form for publishing.  What's in it for you? The glory and the byline, and knowing thousands of readers are benefitting from your report.

Thanks!

Doc

Flash Report: Spongebob No Pants on Romantix in Grand Rapids, MI

Doc here with another first time reporter here at The Journal, and he's not even wet behind the ears: Spongebob No Pants. SB is a newcomer to thins thing of ours, and he's doing it the right way by being patient.  That is the first rule of adult theaters, and for good reason. 

SB's first report focuses on Romantix in Battle Creek, MI.  I have been to this great ABS/theater facility, and it's a super clean one at that.  Small mini-theater, great video arcade with gloryholes, and discreet off-street parking.  Very couples friendly.

Check out SB's report below and I will catch you on the other side...

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Hello Good Doctor,

I have been reading your blog for a while how hoping that someday I would have something to share with your readers.  Well it finally happened a week ago at the Romantix Theater (690 W. Michigan Ave) in Battle Creek, MI. 

I live near by (about 20 miles away, so once in awhile I drive over to Romantix hoping to enjoy some couple action.  Monday night early I was sitting in the theater section watching Screw My Wife Please, and there were two other guys in the theater.  I was about to give up and go home when in walks an older couple, maybe around 50.  As would be expected they stood by the wall letting their eyes adjust and watching the movie, they were close to me – so close that I could reach out and touch them.

Well it didn’t take long for the two of them to start playing with each other, she seemed to be the instigator starting to rub her man pulling out his dick for a good sucking.  I looked up at the guy and he smiled at me.  I took that as a signal that he was cool, so I began fondling her legs, ass and pussy through her tight jeans.  This went on for a while until the guy moved her to the seat directly in front of me, she turned to her right and continued to suck the guy while he stood. 

I decided what the Hell, and reached forward lifting her shirt and exposing her breasts.  She enjoyed the fondling, and I enjoyed the show!  She turn around briefly giving me a come hither look so I stood up dropped my pants, she wasted no time sucking my cock working between her man and me alternately.  The other two guys joined in one removing her pants and eating her pussy and the other making his dick available for her to also suck, he must have been reading because it didn’t take long for his to shoot his load.  The pussy eater pulled his dick out and slipped it in, this was all I could take blowing my load in her mouth.

What a great first time experience, I can’t wait to go back, but I know as always I will have to be patient.

Spongebob

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Thanks to Spongebob for a great first time report from Romantix in Battle Creek.  We look forward to many more reports from you, sir. Check out my House Call Report from last year HERE for more info on Romantix.

Thanks again to all the creatures under the sea.

Doc

Couple's Flash Report: Lisa and J Report on 15th Ave Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL

Doc here with a brand new reporter here at The Journal, Lisa.  Lisa and her hubby "J" are regular patrons of the arts at 15th Ave Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL.  The Good Doctor has had the opportunity to perform a full physical and work-up of Lisa, and can declare that she is in excellent health.  And by "excellent health" I mean "she is very naughty".

Please enjoy Lisa's first terrific report from 15th Avenue...

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Doc,

As you know, this is my first time as a "reporter" at 15th Avenue... so be gentle with me ;-)

"J" & I arrived about 10pm, on Saturday 9/17. We were promptly informed that our intent to raise some ruckus was welcome, as things had been pretty quiet all night. This didn't really surprise me as I knew some of our favorite playmates were off being "responsible" that evening and would be MIA... 

15th Ave Adult Books & Theater
2125 N.15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL

We entered the theater, and we were the only couple with about 15 single guys.  I was wearing a black bodysuit that was cut below the breasts (with the idea that you could wear your own bra underneath, but what fun would that be??) and a skirt for easy access...We started off in the couples section, with the guys quickly gathering around, reaching for my big tits and my already-moist pussy. We all moved down to the front row as another couple entered the theater.

Now anyone who is a regular @ 15th knows that I LOVE to give BJs, but only with condoms.  Word must be getting out, because the guys are "suiting up" a lot faster these days!!  I got down on my knees and sucked 2 beautiful cocks as the light from the screen flickered behind me.  I sucked and deep throated them, and fondled their balls until they both came hard in my mouth.  

Normally I love having an audience, and move between the theater and spa frequently.  This Saturday
was different though.   I wanted to be in the arcade, watching movies and being naughty.

The first guy I took to the arcade was tall & good looking.  I was a bit surprised when he called me a dirty little slut (DLS), and had to reassure him that I was only that way on weekends....and occasionally during the week.  He was surprised to find out this DLS has a nice tight pussy, and it wasn't long before he shot a big load deep inside it. 

My second playmate was very sensuous and really wanted to please me.  As I went down on him, I discovered that his cock head was so big, I almost couldn't fit it in my mouth.  Never being one to turn down a challenge, I rose to the occasion and so did he.  Each touch, lick and thrust brought moans of pleasure from him, and from me.

After #1 and #2, I met "J" back in the theater & told him of my adventures so far.  He was turned on, and began to touch my swollen pussy.  As he finger fucked me, I rubbed my clit and quickly came all over his talented hand.  

My third playmate was all kinds of amazing!  He was very sweet and gentle, and as he pushed his hard prick into my soft wet cunt, I had no idea what type of a ride I was in for.  If I had brought with blue ribbons for enthusiasm and duration, he would have taken both.

“J” and I went home late that night, tired but very satisfied.  All the festivities of the evening provided plenty of material for pillow talk to hold us over until we return… which I am certain will be soon.

Lisa

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Doc here again... Congrats to Lisa for a fine first report, and I am sure the first of many more to come.  It always great to have a fresh female voice added to this thing of ours, and I know that Lisa will put in the long, hard hours in order to provide us with her latest exploits. 

      

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the front page of The Journal?  Just e-mail Tobor the Great The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your report, and I'll do the rest:  edit, format, drop in a few pics.  You know the drill.  And you get the glory and the byline.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: JaxBchBum Throws His Dice @ Deja Vu in Las Vegas

Doc here with what may be my favorite all-time JaxBchBum Flash Report.  Our parrot shirt wearing, cocktail swigging friend found himself in Las Vegas, and by pure accident found himself at Deja Vu on Industrial Blvd. 

What did he find?  How did he do? Was there nudity?  Your questions are answered below...

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Doc,

A business convention caused me to pack my bag, wax and stow the surfboard, and get on the great silver bird and fly out to Las Vegas.  Who would have thought that the International Swizzle Stick Collectors convention would be a 5-day event.  That wasn't the convention I was attending, but I sure would have loved to drop in and see what could keep your interest for 5 days.  I am sure there was every color drink umbrella imaginable there.  But back to the reason for my report - a return visit to DejaVu on 3247 Industrial Blvd. where I had good fortunes on my last visit to Vegas, and hoping my string of luck would continue.

Deja Vu Love Boutique

Las Vegas, NV

It was a Sunday evening when I arrived about 8:30 pm.  I skipped the valet parking at the front (for the showgirl part of DejaVu) and drove around back to the well-lit back entrance.  About 8 cars parked back there so didn't know what to make of that as the place is so big and has so many different components: showgirls, retail store, arcade & theatre.  Paid my $10 and got buzzed in to the theatre.

I know in a recent report you regarded some other theatres as clean and well maintained, but you have to add DejaVu to that list as well.  i know the place is only a couple of years old, but they have done an excellent job of keeping the place spotless and odor free.  I walked by the straight theatre on the left and it was empty.  In the gay theatre there was a guy sitting on the back row that appeared to be totally nude, but I couldn't be sure as couldn't see below his waist.  Moved on to the big theatre, opened the door, let my eyes adjust and VOILA - it was completely empty!  In my past visits I have always been struck by the small number of people frequenting this establishment when I have been to other Vegas adult theatres over the years that were dirty and nasty that always seemed to be packed - yea, 99% guys, but still busy.

Realized the night was still quite early by Vegas standards, but I had an early breakfast meeting so was hoping activity would pick up before I had to depart by midnight.  The clock ticked on and by 10:30 it was still deserted.  A couple of guys, including the guy who was indeed totally naked, came in during the time, looked around and then went elsewhere.  But being the good and patient voyeur that I am, I kept my vigilant watch from a chair on the far wall. 

JaxBchBum

A little after 10:30, my patience paid off.  In walks a couple.  From the light coming from the hallway when they entered the theatre, she was petite in height and dressed in a short denim skirt and a blue halter top that was just busting to let the ladies out.  She appeared to be in her late 20s with long black hair.  He was similar age and husky, like a college linebacker.  They stood by the wall for a few minutes to let their eyes adjust.  I politely coughed to extend the courtesy of letting them know I was there and they glanced over my way a couple of times.  I am sure that it was difficult for them to see much of me as the theatre is quite wide and lighting is primarily from the videos playing on the 4 screens.  I got a good sense they were comfortable as he stood behind her and began rubbing her stomach and then upwards to her breasts.

After about 10 minutes of foreplay, they moved to the seating area and selected the row in front of me but down towards the other end so I didn't have a good vantage point from where I was sitting.  I didn't want to spook them off, so I just kept my place but stood up against the wall to have a better viewing angle.  Turns out that she had sat down on his lap in the same big lounge chair.  Viewing angle from the chest up wasn't great due to the height of the seat backs, but I got glimpses that he had undone her halter and he was rubbing and tweaking her breasts.  I could see her and him glance over my way a couple of times so I just smiled and gave them the thumbs up.  They seemed to relax after a bit. 

A little later, she stood up and I could see definitely that her top was gone.  She had a marvelous set of breasts that were probably only B size due to her petiteness but they were perky and the nipples were radiating light from where he had been moistening them.  The next thing I know she was kneeling down in front of him and beginning to suck him from the sounds she was making.  I took the chance to move down my row closer to them to get a better view.  I got alarmed at first when the guy looked my way and was prepared to keep walking by, but he just smiled and went back to watching her bob up and down on his cock.  So I began stroking along with her rhythm.  He began to verbally command her to suck harder, faster, slower, etc. and she obliged quickly.  He told her to stand up and he reached forward and removed her shorts and red thong panties. 

He had moved her to the side a little so the light from the screen illuminated her smooth look down below and those delicious perky breasts.  He also stood up and removed his shorts and he laid their clothes in the chair next to them.  She leaned forward holding onto the back of the chairs on the row in front and he started spooning with her and rubbing her breasts, ass and pussy.  He leaned back and put his cock inside of her and started a slow rhythmic stroke in and out.  He kept glancing back at me and smiling and then seeing that I was stroking, he nodded his head which I interpreted as it was OK to join them. 

I walked across to the aisle and came back down their row.  I reached in and began rubbing her shoulders and then moved my hands down to the side of her right breast and began cupping it and tweaking her nipple.  She moved her head back and I could tell she was enjoying the attention.  Her right hand came down from the back of the chair and search out my cock and she began stroking it very slowly.  She had a great touch and alternated pressure and speed and a couple of times I had to grab her hand to stop for a minute as she got me on the edge of cumming.

She then sat down in the seat and he got on his knees in front of her and started fucking her.  She motioned to me to kneel in the chair next to them and she bent over and began sucking my cock.  Oh, that warm mouth and lips felt warmer than the Vegas desert mid-day.  I reached down and continued to play with her breasts.  We alternated positions several times.  Then he sat down and she bent over and started sucking him off, putting her ass up in the air. I glanced at the guy, he nodded OK, so I put on the raincoat and began fucking her from behind.  It wasn't too long after that I exploded as she pressed her ass up against me to feel me as deeply as possible.  After I pulled out, he got up and started fucking her until they both came together. 

We all collapsed after that and talked a little.  They are locals.  He works in one of the hotel casinos as a dealer and she is a bank teller.  They said they started coming there on Sunday nights about 3 months ago and always had a good time.  Said about a third of the time nobody else is there the entire time they are playing.  I was lucky that night and the dice continued to roll in my favor at the DejaVu.

JaxBchBum

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Doc here again... See?  This is a strong candidate for Report of the Year.  JBB paints a vivid picture for us, takes us through the scene, and then has a nice payoff.  This is a great template for those of you out there considering your first adult theater report.  Follow this template, and you will have a great report on your hands.

I am still in dire need of reports... Send them along to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit and format your reports, and you get the byline and the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Brent Tip Toes in Tampa (But Still Longs For Portland)

Doc here with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Let me pose the hypothetical question: What if Brent (widely acknowledged as the premier adult theater reporter in the country) ventured from his backyard of Portland, OR and traveled to Tampa (the former #1 adult theater city in the country)?  Would the universe implode?  Would dogs and cats live together?

The answer follows below... If this were the board game "Clue", this could be titled "Brent, in Tampa, with his reporters notebook".

Take it away, sir...

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I've always admired Archie Bell of Archie Bell and The Drells ( The Houston Drells, not to be confused with The Southampton Drells),  because he learned how to dance before he could walk.  After a successful music and dance career, Mr. Bell went on to become a  plastic surgeon. His specialty was reconstructive vaginal procedures.("Tighten up on that organ, now,").

I recently had an opportunity to visit two Tampa adult theaters famous in "this thing of ours': Fantasyland I and Fantasyland II. The parking lot was full at Fantasyland I the Saturday I visited. A group of men and women were leaving when I pulled up and soon a parking spot opened up.

I parked and walked into the building, past a sign that explained that I was entering an establishment where sexually explicit acts were being depicted and if I didn't like that, not to come in. There was also a warning to Law Enforcement, that based on recent reports, has not deterred constant harassment of both Fantasylands by the local constabulary. I thought to myself, "They probably think  I'm a cop. Fat, white hair, hard brown shoes, dark blue slacks,  jelly doughnut stain on my shirt and a bulge in my pocket." "But, on the other hand, I'm too pale to be a Tampa cop so maybe they are giving me the stink eye because I'm just another single guy."

Fantasyland I
4715 Lois Ave, Tampa

Both Fantasylands were super clean and super couples friendly theaters. They featured theaters spaces with easy to maintain Lay Z Boy type couches and recliners and lots of themed private rooms off to the side. Think Disco, Night Club atmosphere.  Most of the patrons were experienced veterans of adult theater sex and there was a lot of going back and forth between the two theaters. Once inside the theater, there was a lot of going in and out until a couple came in and then everybody returned and positioned themselves near the couple.

One well dressed black couple at Fantasyland I drew a lot of attention. She was tall, shapely and wore a slinky dress that clung to her body. They stood in the main theater and  kissed and caressed each other. Whenever this one old Hank Hill type guy came near they would move away from him until he finally got the message and left them alone. They let other men stand near and she was checking them out. Some had their dicks out. Finally, a guy who was in a private room opened his door, talked to them for a minute and all three of them disappeared back inside. Not long afterwards, the couple left and then the guy left. My  guess is that, whatever they had planned, did not happen.

Fantasyland II
5006 N. Grady, Tampa

There were a lot of other couples at both theaters on Saturday but I never saw any theater action in the main rooms, only a flash of leg here or a glimpse of tit there. I saw two tourist couples go into one of the fantasy rooms, joke and talk and watch the movie like they had never done anything like that before. We could hear their conversation in the main theater. The guys wanted to leave but the ladies wanted to stay and watch the movie. Gradually there was less  giggling and nervous talking and more quiet rustling of four people having sex together in an adult theater for the first time. Sometimes I just have to use my imagination.

I saw a sexy,beautiful dark haired Asian lady, completely naked,when her husband opened the door to their private room to let one guy, who had just fucked her, out, and let the next guy, who was about to fuck her, in. She was solid with a great set of tits that stood up and out on her small sexy frame.  They had a certain preference in their men and I did not fit the description so I did not get invited. At least I could hear her scream in ecstatic pain while she was getting fucked.

That was the way it was for most of the couples at the Fantasyland Theaters, this past Saturday. Almost all of them were good looking and dressed to play. Their men guided them through the maze.  They would start off in the main theater, watch the movie and get comfortable, show a little skin, but nothing illegal and when the right guy inevitably came along, they would grab a private room and commence to fucking and sucking, safely out of sight of Barney Fife. Unfortunately, that didn't do me any good.. I enjoy watching women who enjoy showing off and having sex in adult theaters  or other semi public locations.  I could hear them having sex but I could not see them. I wanted some couples to come in  and get wild in the main theater just like the good old days. I had a feeling that I wasn't the only one wishing for that.

Meanwhile, back in Portland, I could see the flags of sexual freedom for all, flying over the towers of The Paris Theater.   

-Brent

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Doc here again...Thanks again to the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland, for another fantastic report.  No one does this the way he does, and we are lucky to have him reporting from the trenches on the front line of adult theaters not only in Portland, by elsewhere.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Adult Superstore Adult Theater in Palatka, FL by JaxBchBum

Doc here with a Flash Report from senior Journal reporter, JaxBchBum.  This report takes JBB to the Adult Superstore in Palatka, FL, and with notebook in hand, jotted down for us all the juicy details of his visit.

Enjoy the song stylings of JaxBchBum and his visit to the Adult Superstore...

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Doc,

A quick report from a surprise visit earlier this week to the theatre in the Adult Superstore (ASS) in Palatka FL.   Normally I prefer Theatre X over in Orange Heights as it is more conducive to couples play due to its seating layout; but I had some time constraints and the ASS was a lot closer to where I was traveling from. 

Arrived at the theatre about 5:00 pm and only about 5 cars in the parking lot, so I knew that it wasn't going to be very busy.  Paid my $6.50 and went in the theatre and there were only 2 other guys there.  I have reported before on the strange configuration of couches they have at the back of the theatre that provide almost no privacy to anyone sitting on them.  Great for voyeurs and exhibitionists, but not so good for those couples a little shy or not wanting to be on full display.

JaxBchBum

Not much happened until about 7:15 when a couple peeked in the theatre for a minute and then left the store.  Bummer, paradise lost I figured.  Well, about 15 minutes this couple comes back in.  A guy was seated in the 2-person couch in the back alcove that provides the most privacy and volunteered to give up his seat, but the couple said it was OK and sat down on the long couch that is along a side wall and they were directly across from me and a fellow seated in the row in front of me.  I assumed they weren't going to play given where they chose to sit, but events proved the old adage "never assume anything" to be true here.

They were an attractive couple and he appeared to be a little bit older than her with him being late 30s and she being late 20s or early 30s.  She had a very attractive body and was wearing a one-piece black dress that was body hugging at the top but with a loose skirt that went just above her knees.  He was wearing shorts and a shirt.  They weren't seated more than 2 minutes before his arm went around her shoulders and his hand moved down to the outside of her left breast and began rubbing it through her dress.  She turned to him and they went into an extended kiss and his hand went down to her legs and underneath her dress, while her hand went down to his crotch and began rubbing his cock through his shorts. 

Action progressed quickly as she leaned back in the couch and he lifted the top of her dress down and began rubbing and kissing her breasts.  At first I thought they were small (B) but perky breasts, but the lighting is so dim and my night vision not the greatest it was hard to tell.  Soon his hand left her breasts and moved down to her legs.  She spread her legs, draping her right leg over his and he raised her dress and began rubbing her pussy.  She had a small patch of trimmed pubic hair above her pussy lips that he was massaging gently. 

At this point there were only 2 of us in the theatre with them and we were both leaning forward in our chairs to get a better view.  He told us "Look all you want, but no touching" so the game was on.  The guy in front of me moved to the row of chairs directly in front of them and turned the chair around so he was no more than 2' from her.  They continued to delight us with her lying back on the couch while he sucked her pussy and got her close to orgasm from her moans.  Then he laid back while she sucked on his cock.  Then they moved to doggy style and he brought out a little flashlight so we could get a great look of him fucking her and showing her ass and pussy. 

Soon they changed positions and he laid back on the couch and she mounted him facing us.  He shined the light on her from the front and I was wrong about her breasts.  They were perfectly round C (maybe too perfect for Mother Nature?) with nipples that were twice the size of #2 pencil erasers.  He made a comment about she must be excited with her nipples swollen that much and she just smiled and moaned a little more.  She rode him for a few minutes and then he went back to eating her pussy some more. They took a break about 8:30 and unfortunately I had to leave. I said my goodbyes and thanked them for the wonderful show. I hope that they played some more to the delight of the other guy in the theatre as well as any new arrivals. 

Just goes to show you that in this thing of ours, you never know what you might encounter and never assume anything.

JaxBchBum

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Doc here again... Thanks again to JaxBchBum for another outstanding report from the Sunshine State.  As good as this report is, wait until you see JaxBchBum's Las Vegas report going up Thursday @ The Journal. It is an excellent study in being patient... And what has The Good Doctor been drilling into everyone's head as the #1 rule in this thing of ours? BE PATIENT.  And sure enough, it paid off for JaxBchBum.

Look for it tomorrow at The Journal, your one stop shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks,
Doc

Field Report: The Captain Runs Aground On Horse Cave, KY

Doc here with a report from our favorite crusty old seadog himself, The Captain.  This week the Wally Power Yacht has pulled into Horse Cave, KY for a look-see, and the following was contained is his captain's log.  Oddly enough, "Captain's Log" is also the generally accepted nickname for The Captain's penis (today's factoid brought to you by Member's Only - "When your jacket needs a useless buckle, think Member's Only").

Here he is, dropping anchor (and trou), The Captain...

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Ahoy Doc,

My ears perked up when my ships navigator plotted a course on the Cumberland River that would take us near Horse Cave, KY (Ed. note: AKA DC Video). Having read the past report on your blog and seeing other reports over the years, this port of call was on my bucket list for some time now.

Just the facts from TN's Jan 1 2011 Report (here):

"Horse Cave is about 90 miles north of Nashville and 90 miles south of Louisville. It cost $20 to get in the theater area which has two 20 odd seat theaters and 20 odd booths half of which  have gloryholes.  It is open 24/7. but it is at 845 Flint Ridge Rd, Horse Cave, KY 42749  Phone is (270) 786-4123." The theater is in an old strip mall, with a large sign in the front building and the entrance and parking located way in the back of the building. The location has AMPLE truck parking. The location is right off Exit 53 of I-65.

As of September 2011, these are still accurate.

A few more details I discovered during my recent visit on a Saturday afternoon. There are TWO theaters and A LOT of booths. The main theater is to your right as you enter the door where you pay your admission, the booths are to the left. There's also a soda vending machine and some one armed bandits to play if you have any extra singles in your pocket. Note you need an actual $20 bill - you feed it into a bill machine and a few seconds later you hear the door lock click to open. The machine does not take any bill other than a $20, but the staff will help you convert your currency!

In the darkness I felt my way along the back wall for a few feet until I reached the theater and saw a leather couch in the back of the theater.   I was floored when my eyes adjusted to the theater, there are LOTS of leather couches in this theater. This is the most comfortable theater seating I've ever seen. There are 5 rows of leather couches in the middle and approximately 7-8 along each wall.

The Wally Power Yacht

The main theater screen is very small (Think 54" TV)  and on this day the volume was quite low for some reason. It's reasonably clean theater area with good ventilation. Smoking is not allowed in the theater areas, only the booths area.

The bathroom was also clean and a small sign read to call a phone# if it was not clean and stocked with supplies. The front right corner of the theater is VERY dark and ripe for discreet playtime for those that want a little privacy when having sex in public.

The booths are numerous, your admissions covers the booth time, so no need to feed money into the booths. I put a $1 in and after 10mins of movie viewing realized I was getting a lot for my $1. While the theaters are clean, the dozen booths I checked smelled like someone had used them as a bathroom. The smell of sweat and cum is to be expected, but mixing in other bodily fluids is unpleasant.

The store itself has a large selection of movies for purchase, along with the usual costumes and toys. The staff was courteous and helpful in getting me oriented.
There is also a gay films theater area included in your admission. It's not as well ventilated and the cigarette smoke from the booths seems to seep in there. Again, MANY MANY leather couches and one addition the main theater does not have - a dressing room 3 sided mirror in the corner for the voyeur in all of us.

Traffic was light but steady on the Saturday afternoon, with 2 reports of couples coming. One didn't come during the prescribed time period and I was back on the river by the time the 2nd couple was due to come. There were approximately 8-12 men there at any given time between noon and 6pm. In talking with the locals it seems couples activity is still frequent and in checking the Craigslist chatter there seems to be potential.

This theater deserves two blasts of the fog-horn - it's well worth the visit and price of admission.

The Captain

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Once again, The Captain delivers an outstanding Field Report on an adult theater, this time Horse Cave/DC Video.  I find that Field Reports are extremely helpful, as every adult theater has it's quirks, and knowing a few ahead of time will only help your experience an adult theater.  Horse Cave is legendary in this thing of ours, and more reports from this adult theater are needed. 

Now, do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Just e-mail Alan Hale Jr. The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will do the rest for you.  before you know it, a glossy and slick report with your byline will hit the interwebs.

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report: Dr. Pink Showcases Mrs. Pink @ 15th Ave in Melrose Park, IL (w/PIC!)

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Field Report: Updates from Gentle Tongue

Doc here with two updates (with pics) from senior Journal reporter, Gentle Tongue.  GT has done a great job updating us on several adult theaters in the Midwest, and was kind enough to send us an update on two locations.

Here is Gentle Tongue...

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Dear esteemed Dr. Lizardo,

To fulfill on my earlier promise I have attached a photo of the Fritz the Cat location in Triadelphia, WV or more commonly referred to as “Dallas Pike” at exit 11 of I-70. (ed. note: address info available on the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

Fritz the Cat Theater
Triadelphia, WV

Although the photo is not so flattering it shows the state of affairs with the location.  The remodeling I had hint at in my report seems to be in full swing there.  I tried to confirm a reopening target date but so far have been unsuccessful.  I will surely update the legion of followers of the Doctor and “this thing of ours”.

Additionally I have included a photo of the Pioneer in or near Parkersburg, WV.  This location sits close to I-77, exit 179, not far after crossing over from Ohio.  On recent visits a lovely and young looking Paris Hilton type was working there.  She is like a china doll and quiet but very pleasant in helping.

The Pioneer ABS
Parkersburg, WV

The place is simply a novelty shop with booths.  In the past there have been reports of couples visiting and entertaining the faithful.  I am sure it is hit or miss and many might venture of from the Buckeye state to indulge. 

Although the majority of the booths are not operational the ones that are large (4) have glory port holes between them.  Yes, quarters will give you some good time to view the dozen and a half movies.  A little bit of updating and this place will once again rise.  The cleanliness is one of the best I have seen recently so a plus there.  Space is available to add a small theater and would be a good addition and draw.  For some reason I thought a theater did exist. Not as colorful but a bit of update and information to help avoid a wasted trip. 

Your humble contributor “GT”

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Doc here again...Thanks to GT for another informative update on this thing of ours. GT has been a valuable addition to the team of reporters here at the Journal, and has filled in a void in reporting in the Midwest.  Thank you again, sir!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Strikes Gold on Saturday 9/17/11

Doc here with this week's report from that rascal, Bob in Biloxi. Bob's luck has been awful for the last month at the adult venues on the beautiful Gulf coast.  Does Bob get his mojo back? Does Bob employ an attention getting device on his brand new truck?

Your answers lie ahead, grasshopper.

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Hey Doc,

The players are coming back! First to politics and money... Saturday morning I turned on the boob tube and the first thing to come on was that fucking Chrysler commercial featuring hip/hop and the imported from Detroit bullshit. I’ve been pissed at Chrysler and GM for sucking on the bailout tit since it happened, but this broke the camel’s back, so I went down to the local Ford dealership and bought a bitching Harley Davidson truck. Bye bitching brunt orange Ram - hello Silver Ingot for sure bitching HD Ford! That fucker drives nice too! Comfortable, leather, all the bells and whistles!

Bob's New Ride

I couldn’t stay pissed after the drive to the coast in that truck, and that is a good thing too! The couples seem to be migrating back to “this thing of ours”.  2 couples playing before I got there “according the vulture club”, but none as I arrived, so down the street to the ABS I traveled.

There was nothing going on there as I paid the clerk, & according to him, only one had been in all day.  I retreated to the HD and tried to figure out some of the bells. As I was doing this, who pulls up? Our faithful little blonde English professor and her hub @ 8:12pm. The parking lot was almost full, so I’m guessing I will give the Professor 10mins to weed out the looky loos and the booth sitters.

Sure enough, when I go into the back booth area, some of the "happy fellows" start pointing to their booth. And as usual she is dressed in a print summer dress with her legs crossed, sitting in the chair facing the hole. Based on prior experience & prior reporting, the readers know what comes next:

1. Get your cock hard.
2. Place cock in hole.
3. Wait.
4. Feel small soft hands gently caressing said cock.
5. Followed by hot, wet mouth.
6. Followed by cool air and more waiting.
7. Extract cock.
8. Put ear to hole and accept invitation to join them in their booth.

After joining the Professor, she did ask me something I didn’t expect: Did I want her ass or her pussy? Wow, thanks for the choice ma’am, but I’ll stick with the pussy! Besides its as tight as an ass anyway.

Out comes a blanket from her bag, and she drops to her knees. More awesome head, then she turns around for Bob to lick the kitty and brush against her tiny asshole (women love that), and I love it when they jump!

I proceeded to mount her from behind, starting off slow and the minute I feel her push back, it’s on!! I rode her for a good while until I unloaded, she then takes the condom and turns it upside down and lets drain all over her perky tits, rubbing it in and smiling thanks!! I thanked her and made my exit. Very nice lady!

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

Meanwhile, back at the HD I receive a text from one of the outlook posts at the theater. Two couples showed and were inside the theater. One lady is a short BBW with glasses, blue jean shirt, print top in flats. She and her hub are sitting near the front and she taking in the scenes around her, but she’s only there to watch the guys jerk.

In the back corner another short BBW is playing with her man and has a crowd around her. Ok, so its picking up, I go to the lobby for a bottle of water. A couple is making a big deal about the rubber dicks for sale, talking very loudly and laughing. I pick up part of their conversation about double penetration and think maybe they can turn into players?

I leave the theater and head back to the ABS, and soon afterward the same couple arrives there and went inside. So I’m thinking maybe Bob is right, so I go in and head to the back. The looky loos are huddled around one of the booths with no holes, so I am told they are in one by themselves. I wait for awhile; then hear the unmistakable sounds of a woman being pleasured.

Gulf Coast Theater - Interior

I leave...If she getting her mans cock, they aren’t going to do anything else. Maybe it was a fact finding mission, or the mood just struck them. Thanks for the audio anyway ma’am! She was a short blonde looker too, not really dressed for play, but very attractive.

Back at the theater, a dark haired lady and her hub arrived. they were sitting near the left corner of the theater, and she’s giving him head. She looked up she waved me over, pulls down my shorts and starts blowing me. She then hops into her seat with her ass facing me and told me to fuck her. Uh, ok, thank you lady, that’s sweet. As I was doing this I feel a hand start to go up my leg...WTF?

Some guy in the next row is headed for Bob’s B’s! I grab his hand and give it a sharp twist opposite of where joint travel usually happens, and was rewarded with a yelp. What have we learned?

On to pleasing the lady... She is very vocal and started spewing out nasty, dirty words; I say I almost was offended (almost, but not). She was really having a good time with my cock as her hub sat next to her talking shit in her ear too! After really hammering her for 15 minutes this reporter unloaded for the second time on a Saturday night!! 

And that my fellow follower’s of “this thing of ours” beats watching TV any night of the week!!

Just so you know, that bitching Silver Ingot Harley Davidson truck, drove home as well as it got me to the beautiful Gulf Coast (Doc, I know you were on pins and needles about that!)  Driving back, I thought we could use a local/tourist model to pose outside next to the truck, like Catholic School girl did a while back - just a back shot, maybe an ass shot, or if she’s brave, full on cheesecake shot. If any of the adventurous ladies would like to be in one of Doc’s spreads, Bob’s your man with the camera and the prop. Give Doc a shout! He knows how to get me!

Bob

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Doc here again... It's good to see Bob back to doing what Bob excels at: Giving the southern belles in Biloxi the "Bob Treatment", and entertaining us along the way.  If you would like to have a quick photo session with Bob and his HD Truck, just e-mail The Good Doctor and I will get your info to Bob.

Thanks,
Doc