Doc here, a man who some say has three varieties of bratwurst named after him, with a special Mam-orial Day Editon of Freeze Frame. My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.
First of all, this report was scheduled to go up at 11am, but apparently The Good Doctor can't tell the difference between AM and PM and I set it up wrong. I just caught it, and now here we are.
Mam-oral Day is a big one for The Good Doctor. A time to remember all the adult theaters that have passed... Legendary theaters such as The Palm, The Monroe, The Jefferson, The Belvedere, The Capri Art, The Earle, The Oak, and the entirety of The Deuce. And let us reflect on the recently departed: Cinema Blue in Birmingham, The Buford Highway Twin Theaters in Atlanta, The Colony II (possibly) in E. St. Louis, and rumored to be closed soon Secrets in Oakland, CA.
In an effort to take the sting away from these lost dens of debauchery, I present to you a Mam-orial Day tribute to some of the best mams to come across the news desk here at The Journal. Nothing soothes an open wound like boobs.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor.
Thanks,
Doc
Happy Mam-orial Day Gallery
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Bonus Pics!