Friday, January 13, 2017

Box Score and Recap! Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/10/16

Doc here, a man who some say once scorpion kicked a veal meatball 27 yards, with a long overdue Box Score Report from last month's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Christmas Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

On Saturday December 10th, the weather outside was frightful. Snow, low temps, and high winds can wreak havoc on a giant lifestyle party. My predictions going into the evening were not high, as not only was Chicago's weather bad, it was awful throughout the Midwest. Out of town visitors could not make it in easily, and local guests would have issues getting to Chicago's western burbs. 

I should learn not to underestimate our party-goers!  We ended up with a very healthy crowd of holiday revelers, at least a dozen first-time couples, and a high level of intensity in the air!

First, the numbers:


For a night like this one, those numbers were awesome!  A huge thank you to everyone who ventured out!

Now, onto the SEXY OUTFIT CONTEST, where the girls get on stage, The Good Doctor twirls them around once, and then they do 10 seconds on the stripper pole. Their scores are determined by an applause meter, and ties are broken by a Pants Off, Dance Off.  Prizes are $40 vibrators.

We had 7 entries for the contest, and they were:

  • Red: This auburn haired vixen turns heads (yes, both) and looked great in her custom corset!
  • Alexis: An amazing sexy Santa's helper outfit and a killer bod! A first timer and she killed it, including her top falling down during her dance!
  • Precious: This hot little spinner nailed her pole dance!
  • Elizabeth: A legendary lady of these events wore next to nothing and owns the pole (and a gun-rack full of vibrators).
  • Jade: A first-time entrant gave her all!
  • Holly Lynn: Crazy energy and a great outfit!
  • Spicey (with a "Y"): This first-time attendee was dynamite, a blonde with a killer sexy outfit, who worked the pole, and really worked a lollipop. She is a rock star already!
In a very closely scored contest from top to bottom, here are you wieners winners:
  1. Elizabeth
  2. Alexis
  3. Precious
All of the girls were winners in my opinion, and I am looking forward to them returning along with new contestants to Snow Bunnies Gone Wild on January 14th, 2017 at 8pm.