A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: A Busy Saturday Night

Doc here with this week's edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  I thought I would lighten things up a bit this week, and discuss some good news from Saturday's adult theater action.

Let's start with Portland, OR... Right now, there is really no place like The Rose City for "this thing of our's".  The Paris Theater on SW 3rd and The Oregon Theater on Division Street yield some of the best (if not the best) adult theater action in the country.  Two theaters - two very different places.

On Saturday night, The Paris Theater recorded the following:

• 16 Couples (Red Flags)
• 4 Single Females (Orange Flags)

Unfortunately, my esteemed colleague Brent was not at The Paris on Saturday. He was called away on "official business", thus his absence.  This means no Brent field report, which is a shame.  Followers of The Journal know that Brent is the poet laureate of adult theater reporting, and not having him provide on the scene reporting of a night like that in PDX is unfortunate.

Across the river at The Oregon Theater, frequent "Brent's Theater Tails" poster Santiago Delacruz reported as follows from Saturday night at the large old movie house:

"B & J..need I say more? I think it's been like 6-8 months since they've been in. So here's a quick update. They came in, crowd surrounded, she was sucking J, jerked me off, getting plowed by all takers, and me leaving a happy camper. How's that for an play by play? It's been awhile since I wrote one of these. Just in case you were wondering...she'll be there until the cows cum/come home. Get down there and experience what "us" vets already know...B & J. Yes!!

At CTs in Gary, IN, it was a typical Saturday night by all accounts.  Like The Paris, CTs has a notification system for when couples/single females come into the theater.  Last night there were at least 4 couples playing, and two single women (according to the posting system).  The last post went up at 2:22am!

15th Avenue Adult Books (& Theater/Spa) in Melrose Park, IL had a busy evening, per their new notification system.  At 11PM, there were 6 couples at what is argueably one of the nicest adult theater facilities in the country.

Sometimes the planets align, and adult theaters get very busy on Friday and Saturday nights.  Last weekend was comparitively quiet across the country...This weekend...well, you know. In "this thing of our's", there are no guarantees... I have been trying to make sense out of it for over 25 years now.

Courtesy of the free dictionary.com: "...you pays your money and you takes your chances" - If you do something that involves risk, you must accept that you cannot control the result.  When you pay the clerk at your favorite adult theater, you never know what might be going on inside the theater. But, I ask you... Isn't that half of the excitement (not knowing)?

Have a great week everyone.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The Olde 'Un Theater on 9/24 by EyeOfTheEagle

Doc here with a flash report from EyeOfTheEagle about the Olde Un Theatre in Columbia, MO.  This theatre has a couples only theater on weekends, and is open 24/7 on weekends.  Here is Eye's report:
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The Olde Un Theatre
101 E. Walnut
Columbia. Missouri 65203













Last Friday at the Un was fairly quiet. 4 Couples showed up, but only one of the regs did any playing. Talked to them awhile and they said that the action in the couples room was extremely tame. They later moved to the singles room and played with a young newbie male who was quite shy. She gave him a HJ while he fingered her to a nice orgasm. She asked him to fuck her but he was too shy to do it there.
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Thanks Eye for the report.  The adult business laws in Missouri are now quite constrictive, and we all hope buisnesses like The Olde Un hang in there until this latest wave of bible-thumpers move along to their next cause.

If you have any questions, or would like to submit a report to The Good Doctor, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  You can also follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/LizardoJournal.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: The Hot Soccer Mom at The Summit in Warren, OH

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I-Team Report: Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut, Part 16

Doc here with Part 16 of Tales of Nina The Bakery Slut.  In this chapter, Nina works over the boys at Airport Video in Everett, WA, as well as entertaining a couple back at their hotel.  There is a moral to this story, but you'll have to read through to the end to appreciate it.

Thanks again to "B" for this tale of debauchery...
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Airport Video
Everett, WA


We arrived at the Airport video around midnight. Nina wearing her usual short skirt, no panties, stockings, garter belt and low cut blouse. She was looking hot as hell.

We ventured on in, as I paid the tariff Nina went on back to the room where the videos are for rent. She had her tits out and dropping porno videos so she had to bend over to pick them up showing her pretty little pussy. I always get a kick out of the guys that act like they are not paying any attention to her, but not missing any move she makes. I caught up with her and we went into the theater and found a place to sit. Of course she still had her lovely breast hanging out of her blouse for all to see. That’s Nina’s way of making a grand entrance, and it is always grand and always causes quite a stir in the room. If we were on a boat it would quickly attain a leeward list with all the guys moving to Nina’s side of the room.

We settled in and let our eyes get adjusted to the dark room. A couple of guys quickly moved in front of her in the row ahead of us and a guy moved into the vacant chair next to her. After a few minutes he got brave and slowly moved his hand up her leg, this action broke the ice and one of the guys in front reached over the seat and started fondling one of Nina’s breasts then the guy setting behind her started fondling Nina’s other breast. The guy sitting next to her found her G spot thus making her all the more naughty. Of course they all ask if they could fuck her, she always politely says no because it is just too uncomfortable on account of the tacky plastic lawn chairs and it is pretty risky in case the boys in blue should happen to drop in.

When someone new comes into the theater a buzzer warns the theater goers of the approaching lurker. When this happens everything stops and anyone who needs to covers up. Nina was getting thoroughly molested and really into it, when the buzzer sounded and a couple came in. They chose a seat across the aisle, but positioned where they could watch the molestation. They were a nice looking couple but she was dressed in jeans and running shoes so I didn’t think she came to play and they didn’t, they just watched Nina. The scene heated up with Nina giving blowjobs and getting her pussy eaten several times. After a couple of hours we decided to discreetly ask a couple of the guys if they would like to come back to the motel with us and of course they excitedly agreed to do so.

As we left the theater I noticed the couple that was so intently watching Nina’s performance following us out to the parking lot. The women got Nina’s attention wanting to talk to her. She wanted to know if Nina would give her husband a blowjob, she made it clear that’s all she wanted. Nina agreed and told her what room we were in. I usually shy away from these kinds of situations because we are out here to play, not try to school beginners of the fine art of playing in Porn theaters.

Before we pulled out of the parking lot I explained to her that we had invited a couple of guys over and they could either wait until they were through or could come in and watch if they so chose. They chose to come in and watch. The guys followed us down to the motel as well as the other couple. Nina gave them a good show fucking and sucking both guys sending them on their way happy thoughts and big smiles on their faces. Then it was the couples turn, he quickly took of his pants and got onto the already well used bed and Nina went to him and gave him a spectacular blowjob. This made the wife so horny she got naked and jumped on top of him and fucked the hell out of him.  It was getting late and he had to get to work so they packed up and left.

Now it is my turn to get kinky with the notorious Nina. I got some of Nina’s favorite toys out of her now famous toy bag and proceeded to commit all kinds of acts of sodomy on her, when someone was knocked on the door. I opened the door just far enough to see who it was, it was the male half of the couple who had left about a half hour ago. He wanted to know if he could fuck Nina because his wife would not let him while he was here before. When we are in playing mode Nina is pretty promiscuous but she does have her standards, one of which is if she knows the guys wife and he does not have permission, no pussy for him. He understood and left disappointed. It just goes to show you theater sluts have a strong set of standards, at least mine does.

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Another great tale from Nina!  Thanks again to "B"...Keep up the great work.

Thanks,

Doc

A Recommendation From The Good Doctor

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Field Report! Waverly Adult Books and Theater by OldBeatNik

Doc here with a GREAT field report from senior reporter OldBeatNik on the Waverly Adult Books and Theater in Waverly, VA.  I have heard of this theater in passing, but have not read anything about it...Until now!  OBN has a great writing style that I am sure you have enjoyed in the past from his past reports.  This report may be my favorite to date.

A report like the following is like Christmas and Easter all rolled into one for The Good Doctor.  It's new, uncharted territory and it sounds like a lot of fun.  So sit back, and enjoy the writing talents of our good friend, OldBeatNik
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OldBeatNik
















Waverly Adult Books-Video Store-Theater
111 S. County Dr.  Waverly, VA

Hi Doc:

Here is a field report on the Waverly Adult Books and Video Store/Theater in Waverly Va.

The book store/theater in Waverly Va is a small out of the way place that gets it's share of couples action. It is a 45 minute drive from Petersburg and up to 3 hours from any big city. So if you go there it is for a purpose.

It is open from 8 am to 1 am seven days a week year around, with a half day on Xmas. It costs $15 for men, women and couples are always free. Your money gets you free booths and access to the theater. You can leave and return 3 times throughout the day without having to repay. There are 20 some booths, most with gloryholes and one with a small couch. I was told a couple uses that one frequently and bring their own blanket because there is a broken spring in the couch. The booths looked to be in good shape and didn't have that cummed in smell. There is one bathroom that was clean and well tended.

The theater has 5 long comfortable couches that can seat up to 8 people in close quarters. There is one love seat against the wall near the screen. The only light comes from the screen so it is quite dark. The screen is about 8 feet by 4 feet showing DVD's  with good clarity. There was a small contingent of men there and it didn't seem to have a lot of the usual gay cruisers. There is one aisle as you enter with the couches in rows to your right.  There is no dedicated couples section.

Only one couple came into the theater the Saturday night I was there but they made my trip worthwhile. He was a 40ish biker looking gent she was a 40 something tall thin very good looking blonde wearing a tight little black dress.

I entered the theater the same time they did hoping to sit somewhere so I could watch. They stopped short and leaned up against the wall so I had to walk by them. He was against the wall she was standing in front of him. It was too dark to see if he was caressing her but I could see her writhing into his body.

They stood like that for about 5 minutes when he suddenly left and she was alone in the theater with about 10 very horny men. The man sitting on the couch nearest her put out his hand with his palm up. She hiked up her dress revealing  a shaved pussy and walked the few feet over to his hand and the fun began. She put her pussy on his hand and was immediately surrounded by the rest of us. She lowered the top of her dress exposing her breasts and I started to play with her left nipple while several hands stroked her ass and other tit.  She was moaning as we touched her and the man on the couch finger fucked her. She came several times and even squirted. Then she sucked off 5 or 6 men in quick succession while the rest of us continued to play with her tits and pussy.

I asked her if she liked her nipples bit and she hissed yes so I leaned over to  put my mouth and teeth on her left nipple. She came again as I bit down on it. While someone finger fucked her I began slapping her pussy lips and clit, the sound reverberated throughout the theater (I was later told you could hear it in the store) she almost collapsed and squirted all over the couch she came so hard. Sometime during the mob scene her man returned to watch her in action and hold her hand. In about a half hour she was spent and with mutual thanks all around they left.

A very successful trip to an out of the way theater.

I highly recommend the Waverly. The management is friendly as are the regulars, it is clean and well regulated. They get couples every weekend, most of whom play I was told, so it is a good place for my fellow horn dogs to go.

Have fun, play safe, be considerate. 

Oldbeatnik
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Doc here again...Thanks OBN for an outstanding report on a theater few of us have ever heard about, but (thanks to reports like this) many more will seek out this exciting adult theater.

Do you have a report you would like to see on the pages of The Good Doctor's Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and get that sucker posted in no time.  That's The Lizardo Promise.

Thanks,
Doc

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A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater

Doc here to share a few minutes with you to discuss the 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL (a western burb of Chicago).

After a period decidedly quieter than the first 2 1/2 years of operation, word reaching The Good Doctor's office (in The Valley near the small women's college) is that traffic is picking up, and couples are starting to re-engage this adult theater (and adjoining spa).

It has been my experience that most adult theaters undergo a period of substantial success, followed by an event that throws a wet towel on the business and thus cutting back on traffic to the theater.  The best example of this are the theaters in the Drew Park area of Tampa (best described as the high holy ground of adult theaters anywhere in the country).  The amount of reported activity at theaters like The Playhouse, Fantasyland, Adult Cinema (on Grady), and The Love Shack was like no other place in the country. 

This came to a grinding halt in June of 2008, when Tampa officials allocated funding for a crack down of the theaters in Drew Park.  Arrests followed, and thus the aforementioned wet towel was thrown over these businesses.  Ownership even changed at Fantasyland during this period.

Let's fast-forward to today.  Senior field reporter EJ submitted an excellent field report from Tampa, which was one of the first reports in many months discussing the Tampa scene.  I am very encouraged by what I am hearing from Tampa, and hopefully one day soon I will be able to make a few "House Calls" to the theaters in Drew Park.

This story about Tampa is mirrored to a degree by the 15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater.  Success, followed by LE intervention and disruption, and now hopefully positive steps back.  Sure, there have been some changes to the theater (still one of the best layouts in the country), and the place is kept super clean.  The biggest changes came to the arcade section, where doors were removed and half-dividers put up in their place.

Our good friend (and Canada's Greatest Natural Resource) Velvet Skye, spent 3 days at various times at 15th Avenue entertaining the troops.  There are regular couples announcing trips there via CL or Yahoo.  These are all positive things, and we here at The Journal hope that it continues. 

If you have been to 15th Avenue recently and have anything to report, please e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I'll get your report up, and you will just feel better about yourself for doing so!

Thanks,

Doc

Field Report! Gulf Coast Adult Theater by Bob in Biloxi

Doc here with a great field report from senior reporter Bob in Biloxi.  Bob's home turf adult theater is the Gulf Coast Adult Theater, and in the past has been the subject of many hot reports.  This one is no different!  So fasten your seatbelts, and enjoy Bob's field report.
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Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

Hey Doc,

Just finished the report for last weekend. 8 couples attending, 3 playing, and our Angel was there in top form.


Bob in Biloxi

She snagged a young guy that hangs around on the weekends and inserts himself into a couples space little fast sometimes, but he’s young and can probably get away with it for awhile. Anyway she let him start on her more than ample tits, and while doing this she let him unsnap her jeans (jeans?? No one wears jeans to a porn theater?). And with some difficulty was finally able to shed them off (I think she learned a lesson there -  Dress for easy access!). She then moved across his lap and started blowing him while her ass was in the air, then someone that thought it was “ok” to plug her accessible opening (wrong). He almost got the whole act cancelled, but she’s a pro and probably has dealt with that situation before and moved on with what she was doing.

Soon she was on her back getting nailed while others were trying to vie for position number two, finally she was able to get one long enough to reach her mouth and went to town blowing while getting fucked. Strange, she only did two guys, got dressed and left.

Meanwhile, across the theater, a blonde I’ve never seen before started playing. When Angel left she occupied her warm spot on one of the couches and she turned the whole joint into a gangbang in progress!  I know she took on 7 guys. The last couple that showed up were regulars, he likes to suck more cock than she does, she likes to watch, but will dive in on occasion.  The other five couples enjoyed the show (I think), maybe they got some ideas and will be back. It’s all about the fun !!!
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As always, great job Bob!  This place reminds me a lot of CTs in Gary, IN.  Small and unassuming, but once inside, it can get hotter than a pistol.

Do you have a report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just drop The Good Doctor an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  It's easy, and low calorie.

Thanks,
Doc

House Call: An Evening With Brent @ The Paris in Portland



Doc here with a very special "House Call" field report. It's just like a very special "Afterschool Special", but with the focus on adult theaters and not about a boy living in a plastic bubble.  

Brent and Doc
Eye exams needed.

Last Wednesday, September 15th, The Good Doctor found himself in Portland, OR visiting patients.  As part of my regular trips to PDX, I will get together with my esteemed colleague Brent and break down the latest in adult theater news and trends.  This week was no different.As we headed to The Paris in the Lizardo 3000, we arrived about 8PM in a driving rain.  No "Red "Flag" alerts had been sent out, so Brent and parked directly in front of The Paris and kept vigil and while comparing adult theater anecdotes.  The # of street people was high this evening, and we felt that this might discourage any foot traffic into The Paris.  At 8:25, I looked at my Blackberry, and somehow, someway, a Red Flag had just been posted!

How did Brent and I miss a hot young couple walking into The Paris?  I mean, we were parked maybe 15 feet away from the front door.  Maybe it's time again for Lenscrafters.

My colleague and I hustled into The Paris, and paid our few shekels, and into the theater we went.  This was a special "Bedroom Flag, meaning that the couple was inside The Paris' secure bedroom play area.  The bedroom conatins a decent sized bed in the middle of a room with half height walls to enable viewing without touching.  There is a small slding window that can be lifted if the couple want to play ala-gloryhole with their adoring fans.  Overlooking the Bedroom is the couples annex, which provides a great view of the action.  This is where The Good Doctor observed and reported.

Now about the couple:  Young (late 20's)...She was nicely curvy, with long wavy day hair and large full boobs (LFBs).  When I assumed my perch above the action, she was just beginning what ended up being about a 10-minute blow job.  Slow at first, she was certain to maintain eye contact with her guy while licking and sucking his stiff cock.  As she changed positions, he was rubbing her pussy through her jeans while she sucked and licked.  Right before they switched places, she was sucking his balls while jerking him off.  It was must-see TV.

Now it was her turn, as he slipped her jeans off, and proceeded to lick and suck her shaved pussy.  As she was being serviced, she had lifted her shirt, exposing her purple satin bra.  She then popped her boobs out, one at a time so she could massage her nipples while she was being licked and sucked.  The best moment in my opinion was in the middle of this, as she opened her eyes and locked her gaze onto mine while she was being fingered and licked.  Very hot stuff, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

At this point, it was time to crank up the heat in the already hot theater.  He slid up and plunged his cock into her now sopping wet pussy.  He fucked her for a good 10-15 minutes before exploding inside her.  She was quiet, with only the occasional moan of ecstasy.  A great performance for the very small crowd of guys. After they left, Brent and I compared notes on what we just saw, and agreed it was worth stopping by tonight. 

At 10:30pm (with closing being midnite), The Good Doctor decided to hang up his cleats and head back to his hotel near the airport.  As I was pulling into the hotel parking lot in the Lizardo 3000, my alert went off on my Blackberry:

Red Flag 10:52

God Dammit.

What to do? I was already back at the hotel, but it's only 9 miles away back to The Paris.

I went back.

Before I was a mile away from the hotel heading back to 3rd and Burnside, alert #2 came across my shoe-phone:

3 Orange Flags 11:03

God Dammit.

3 Orange Flags transalates to 3 single women have entered the theater.  This was followed up by Brent posting that there was "girl on girl - WOW".

A "Letters to Penthouse" fantasy was playing out, and I was 9 miles away in a driving rain storm.  By the time I got there, the first couple was grinding away on the couch in the couples oasis, and the 3 girls were side-by-side-side to their right.  What I missed was one of the 3 girls was invited to have some fun with the girl half of the couple, and there was some gentle nipple play before between them.  Afterwards we found out that the single girl was very turned on but VERY nervous, thus she bailed out of the FF play.



Not the real girls from the story



The 3 girls looked like:

#1 Was a young tall blonde with a great set of boobs and long legs. Very pretty.

#2 Was a cute petite brown haired lass with pig tails under a ball cap. Cute.

#3 Was the FF partner and was slim and athletic with small breasts and a very sexy face

The couple transitioned from grinding to a long and hot BJ, that got the attention of the 3 girls (aka 3 Amigas) on occasion.  Very hot stuff ...

At midnight, everyone in the couples section got dressed and re-arranged.  The show was over, but the post-game analysis was just beginning.  I would have loved to have reviewed the game tape on this show.

Bottom line: The Paris never disappoints.  Fun comes in different flavors at The Paris, and Brent and I had a chance to witness two great flavors.  Support Ray (the owner of The Paris) and keep this institution of carnal adult theater fun thriving.

Thanks again Brent and the good people of Portland.

Doc