Thursday, April 14, 2011

Field Report: Love Stuff in Cordele, GA by WM














Doc here with a Field Report from regular contributing Journal reporter, WM.  WM finds himself in Cordele, GA visiting an ABS/adult theater that has generated a lot of positive buzz: Love Stuff.  Let's see what WM uncovered...

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Doc,

On a recent business trip to Cordele, GA, I wanted to stop by and see the new and improved Love Stuff and all the changes they have made.  It had been several years since I had been in and at that time, it was just a store with no theater or booths. 



Love Stuff
Cordele, GA




















I entered the store and browsed around checking everything out.  I ventured over to the new area and found the owner.  We chatted for a while and he showed me around.  I paid my fee and visited the Theater.  I was very impressed with the place as it is extremely clean.  With no couples in the Theater, I checked out the Booths and found them to be clean as well, with doors and a few with gloryholes.  Since there were no couples I walked back out to the store and looked around.  The staff there is top notched and makes you feel welcome.

Even though no couples visited the theater or booth area that night, there was a lot of couple traffic in the store area.  I saw 8 couples come in with a few peeking into the new area, but none wanted to stay.  Several of these couples had very good looking women and would have loved to have had the chance to see them visit the play areas.  I am heading back there next week and will plan to make a couple of stops and will report on my findings.

Thanks,
WM

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Doc here again... This is also the theater that new Couple's Report contributor Darkangel attended a couple of weeks ago.  More reports from Love Stuff are welcome, and I think that this theater will be something special.

Thanks to WM for another excellent report!

Doc

Monday, April 11, 2011

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio: National Welding Month Edition

















When we last left the Good Doctor, he had just removed his paws off his damn dirty ape...

Good day to you and to all the ships at sea.  Welcome to this week's edition of "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio".  To the uninitiated, here how this works:  I will have a lead story, followed up by some adult theater related nuggets, maybe an opinion or two, and lastly a photo of The Good Doctor himself in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?

The Lead
Tampa's adult theaters are hot, and not in a good way. 

Earlier this week, regular contributing reporter Enzyte Bob submitted an I-Team report (HERE) on LE activity at Fantasyland I and II in Tampa.  This is a pure case of here we go again... Just when this thing of ours in Tampa is primed to make a comeback, a damp towel is thrown over the theater scene in Tampa.

We here at The Journal of Adult Theaters (OK, me) and our intrepid field reporters in Florida (Enzyte Bob and JaxBchBum) will keep our eyes peeled and pants up for the latest from Tampa.  As of right now, I'd recommend Tampa as a no-fly zone. 

When things change there, we will be the first to sound the all-clear. Keep an eye on The Journal and also The Good Doctor's Twitter feed @lizardojournal for new info from Tampa.

The Nuggets
  • As always, I am always in need of new adult theater reports from you, the good readers of The Journal.  In the past few weeks we have added some quality new field reporters, like Tom Austin, Darkangel, floyd, and several others.  Join the ranks!  Be the next Brent in Portland, Bob in Biloxi, JaxBchBum, The Captain, Old Marine Corps Guy, or OldBeatNik.  Just e-mail The Good Doctor HERE, and I will put together your Flash (recent) Report, your Blast From The Past, or your Field Report (adult theater profile).  It's easy, and you will like yourself in the morning.
  • Sounds like Portland, OR had a great week of adult theater fun.  I will re-post the best of what Brent has to offer this week. Stay tuned.
  • My good friend and colleague Major Voyeur reported a slow week in the Arch City of St. Louis for this thing of ours.  Check out his great blog, The World of Major Voyeur, and keep current with the happening on both banks of the Mighty Mississippi.
  • Thanks to the people who responded to my request for assistance in the Dallas area.  The information was passed on, and hopefully a connection will take place at the Lido sometime soon. 
  • My long delayed House Call Report will go up this week... I made some changes to it, but it still needs some polish and some buffing.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel as though you were there. The Good Doctor is a picky sort, but it will be worth it.
  • I am always looking for reports from the hot beds of this thing of ours.  Here are the cities that I always can use reports from: Chicago, Baltimore, Atlanta, Dallas, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, Buffalo, Wilkes-Barre, PA, and Tuscon, AZ.
Thanks again for reading The Journal of Adult Theaters.  Without you, I would be just another doctor in another valley near another small women's liberal arts college.  With you, I'm your newest bestest buddy and big toe.  And everyone needs a big toe (Sgt. Hulka).

Have a great week, play safe, and hug a welder this month.

Doc

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi: "Saved by the Catholic Schoolgirl" (w/pics!)











Doc here with this week's "Cruising The Coast With Bob in Biloxi".  Being the Lenten season, I think it is very fitting that Bob's Saturday night was salvaged by a Catholic Schoolgirl.  I guess I am old fashioned that way (as well a ruggedly handsome).

Without further ado, hailing from parts unknown, weight unknown, here is Bob in Biloxi:

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Hey Doc,

Well had I known it was Black Spring Break on the beautiful Gulf Coast this weekend, I would not have gone. Nothing against the kids having a good time, but the way Biloxi is laid out; traffic on the main drag is jammed solid with silly ass kids. And that’s not good for players trying to get to “this thing of ours” for a Saturday night of playing.

Bob in Biloxi
That said, there were 5 couples attending the Gulf Coast Theater, 2 couples checking out the ABS. No audience action, some played in the seat by them-selves, some just watched the show. One lady, a short big bosom blonde, she flashed the small crowd of discrete onlookers with both her bountiful boobs and shaved pussy. But that’s as far as they ever go.  When a lurker would show up, she would cover up, get a fucking clue huh?  A friend did tell me after I left to go down the street she gave her hubby some head; that was a first, so maybe she is progressing?

One new couple showed up, she was blonde but they never sat down, there were so many lurkers standing up (they never “get it” do they Doc?) and staring at them, plus one idiot regular can’t sit still more than 30 secs. I’m sure that fucked with their head as well. So they left, but came in the ABS and looked around some, then left.  My ex once told me, men run off more pussy with their mouth than anything else they do. I now disagree with that; the creep factor figures in big time in the this thing of ours too.

Bob's Catholic
Schoolgirl
One couple, I’ve written about in the past showed up at the theater for a few minutes, she is a tall slim blonde (see pics) and dresses in a Catholic School Girl outfit with high heels. But they just flashed the crowd and were leaving when I pulled up in the front. I have a bumper sticker that says “Show your tits” so I held that up and got a giggle from her and of course she flashed her perky tits. I then asked them if they were going down the street to play. I didn’t really get an answer, so I backed out and left. They soon arrived at the ABS. They went in, but the clerk was busy and they seemed to be frustrated at waiting so they left. Out in the parking lot I asked her if I could snap a picture of her beautiful ass, so she posed and I snapped! LOL, hope you enjoy them.





















High and dry this weekend, no pussy, no suction jobs, but based on the circumstances of this weekend; it may turn out much better next weekend. And there’s not a fucking thing on TV, so I will take this kind of show anytime.

Bob

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Doc here again... Even though Bob did not strike pay dirt, he did give us the gift that keeps on giving: 2 racy pics of a Catholic Schoolgirl.  Only Bob can snatch victory from the hands of defeat, and for that we thank you sir.

Have an adult theater report of your own?  Just e-mail your best buddy, The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and send along your report (positive or negative).  I will format it, and before you know it, you will be on the home page of The Journal.

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Flash Report: Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway by Tom Austin















Doc here with a quality (as we now expect from him) Flash Report from regular Journal contributor, Tom Austin. Tom travels extensively throughout the USA (as his logo cleverly points out), and is providing us with the latest from this thing of ours.

This report from Atlanta (actually Doraville, right outside Atlanta) and the venerable Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway (formerly Buford Highway Twin Cinema).  This theater was closed for the better part of two years before new ownership took over and re-opened last Labor Day weekend.

OK, the table is set, and the appetizers have been ordered...Here is Tom Austin's terrific report:

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As the Good Doctor has often reminded us, "take it slow, and good things will happen". This was my experience earlier this week at the Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway in Atlanta when a really hot, fun couple joined the few of us who remained on the late shift.

This theater itself is the classic suburban format built in the late 70's or early 80's. Each of the two theaters has seats to hold at least 200 people and is still in a very clean, respectable condition, showing only strength movies. The staff is very friendly and accommodating, and an overall plus to the operation. Couples are always admitted free and there is a couples-only section in theater #1 of about six rows, although a couple can invite a single guy to join them if they wish. The video quality and sound are excellent, and the porn being shown on this night was really strong.

Twin Cinemas At Buford Highway
Doraville (Atlanta), GA
The crowd was the usual 50/50 mix of guys wanting to fondle other guys and bulls who wanted to fondle or play with couples. Like at most xxx theaters, the two groups seemed to respect the other's distance and desires. It was a small crowd and had dwindled down to only about five guys when "the couple" strolled in about 11pm.

They entered theater #1 like veterans, walking briskly to the couples-only section and taking seats near the aisle. They recognized one of the guys ( a really tall and large man) and asked him to watch their backs and keep the small group of remaining guys at a reasonable distance. They had their plans and how they wanted to play. After only a few minutes they then moved to the back row of the dimly lit theater, keeping their body guard with them. Then the lady sat down in her partner's lap and the fun began.

She wanted to be watched, opening her legs widely while she and her man took turns playing with her exposed pussy. It was a beautiful sight to see, with light brown curly hairs framing her exposed cunt. I can describe this in detail because the man had opened his cell phone and used the light to show us her pussy and how much she liked to be played in public. They wanted no partners, just to drive her clit crazy while the small group of us watched and stroked ourselves. Slowly, we all moved in for a closer look. It probably took 25 minutes or so for the group of us to get within a few feet of their action as the couple got more and more comfortable with the scene and mix of guys. She was getting into it as well, asking us if we could tell how juicy her cunt was and if we could smell her.

Then the moment was broken by one of the older back-row guys who decided to drop his pants to ask her for a BJ. No class, no style, and pushing forward through two other guys to make his pitch. She said "no" once, then twice, and finally a third time, when her man said they needed to go outside for a smoke and would be right back. Turn up the lights - the party was over.

How many times have I seen some guy who probably had too much to drink or with nothing but rookie-moves ruin an otherwise fun night at the xxx movies. Couples do not go to adult theaters to have sex with guys - they only go to enjoy their fantasies and passions, which occasionally might lead to sex with a guy. But it is always about their pleasure, not yours.

I wonder if they are always there late on Wednesday nights?

***

Doc here again... I am very glad to hear that things are ramping up at the TCABH (I'm in an acronym mood this morning here in The Valley). Hopefully Tom can make a return visit to TCABH and pick up where he left off (hopefully sans drunk old guy ruining the fun).

Tom makes a great point... This thing of ours is all about the pleasure of the couples.  Guys who do not understand this are a liability to the rest of who "get it".  And the damage one bad apple can make can ruin the time investment by everyone who does "get it".

Thanks again Tom...You are batting 1000%.

Do you have a report from a recently visited adult theater visit?  Just e-mail that ruggedly handsome Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and polish your words.  You supply the raw material.  It's easy. 

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Flash Report: "Better Late Than Never" by floyd in Portland













Doc here with another 5-Star report from our good friend floyd in Portland.  In this rare two-parter, floyd ventures out in the daytime to the epicenter of this thing of ours, The Paris Theater in Portland.

Also, when you have a chance, I highly recommend floyd's own blog, "Cockofthetalk" .  Hot stories with a terrific narrative, and surprisingly low calorie.  Try a mouthful.

Here is floyd and his report from The Paris in Portlandia....

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floyd’s “Better Late Than Never” Daytime Paris Theater Report

Your loyal reporter has been a bit busy with the mundane things like life and job the past few weeks and has not filed a report with thegood Doctor in a while, but that does NOT mean that there is no daytime action at Portland’s famous Paris Theater. Here, filed under the “Better Late Than Never” tab, are accounts of two recent happenings at the Paris.  In between, floyd made a quick trip to Orlando, where the ABS scene was so lame he wasn’t moved to put pen to paper, or in this case fingers to keyboard. Note to self: Must get to Tampa next time!

Part One

Last month on St Patty’s day, I was in the office with an eye out for the Paris flags that would indicate action in the theater.  I figured at least a few couples would have enough green beer and Jameson’s to want to sneak over to the Paris for a quick fuck, especially since there are a multitude of Irish drinking establishments close by.  Even though some flags flew later that night, the afternoon was completely dead. 

So, the next day, Friday, I was not particularly optimistic.  So naturally, mid-afternoon saw a Red Flag pop up, and I was off in a flash, arriving just about 10 minutes behind the couple.  He was a thin guy, medium height, with a gaffer’s cap on his head.  She was about 5”2”, rolly-polly with a bit of a belly, but a nice ass and an attractive face.  There were only three other guys in the place, and our couple wasted no time in getting down to business. 

She was wearing a tight skirt with leggings or maybe pantyhose underneath, and a tight knit top, no bra.  The skirt got pulled down right away,and he fondled her butt, which was facing the railing on the couples area, as he dropped his drawers.  She dropped to her knees and began sucking his very hard cock as we watched from the peanut gallery.  After a few minutes of a nice BJ, he turned her around and placed her on her knees on the bench, proceeding to fuck her doggie-style. She became quite vocal at this point, which was turning this audience member on, and he slapped her ass, hard, a few times as punctuation.  It was at this point that I noticed he was talking quietly to her, and I could just about make it out; it was about “strangers” coming up and fucking her, which sounded promising!  Resolving not to cum in case I was needed to play the “stranger” role, I took it easy and watched. 

After a good few minutes of this hard fucking, he grabbed a small bottle of lube, and it became pretty obvious that he was lubing up her asshole.  He tried two or three times to push his rather sizable cock in there, without success.  She finally laughed out loud and said,“You’re gonna have to buy me a lot more whisky before you can put that big thing up my ass.” 

Well spoken, young slut!

They took a break for a bit with him sitting on the bench,still rock hard.  After a minute or so she climbed on, and what she lacked in looks she more than made up for in enthusiasm, riding him like a wild woman, and very noisily too.  After this delightful show, she hopped off, winded, and declared a break for a while, starting to get dressed.  I wasn’t sure if the guy had cum, but it sure looked like they were done. She was standing up pulling her skirt back up when he lifted her top,exposing a nice pair of round tits to the gallery.  He sucked her nips and then suddenly turned her around and bent her over the bench with both of them standing.  He roughly yanked her skirt and hose down and entered her again, absolutely pounding her in a standing doggie fuck.  He came noisily, they split a bottle of water offered by the friendly attendant, then dressed quickly and were on their way.  I guess the whole “stranger” thing was just fantasy…..

Intermission








Part Two

It was a slow day at my Portland office two Monday’s ago, and it was late afternoon when I saw the Red Flag from the Paris Theater on my phone.  A short streetcar ride later I was paying for my ticket and entering the Paris, hoping for some hot couple action, and this day I would not be disappointed!

There was the couple back in the couples area at the back of the theater, gathering pillows from the exam table area and pushing the benches together to form a large flat area.  I quickly recognized the couple as one I had seen one afternoon last summer playing in the “bedroom” area at the Paris. 

They quickly got naked, and out came a large jar of Vaseline and a smaller bottle of lube.  Now I recalled the last time I had seen them, as he had been trying to fist her in the bedroom area using copious amounts of Vaseline and lube.  After a very well lubed hand job had the guy hard and moaning with pleasure, she put a pillow under her ass and offered her wide open pussy to him. He sat in front of her and was obviously stretching her out with multiple lubed fingers. 

The Paris Theater
c. 1982
After along while of him probing and her moaning loudly, he flipped her around so her spread legs faced the four or five of us at the rail.  Now he lubed her again and started putting his whole hand into her.  I’m not exactly sure if he got his whole fist in there, but he was pretty close.  If the extreme stretching deal is your thing, this was undoubtedly a huge turn on, but your reporter is not really into that all that much, so I was watching her very attractive tits and listening to her screams and moans.

They took a short break and then she knelt in front of him and alternated between an expert hand job and an equally competent BJ, with his enjoyment obvious to all.  He laid her back down with her head nearest the railing and started fingering again, until after three or four minutes she loudly commanded, “SUCK ME OFF, NOW!” 

He wasted no time diving into her greasy, sopping pussy and licking and sucking with all his might.  She worked up and up into a fantastic screaming orgasm that shook the foundations of the old building.  After catching her breath, she announced to him and to us that it was break time, almost five o’clock, and she was ready for a cigarette, a drink, and a snack. They began gathering their clothes, and at one point she started stroking his hard cock again.  Oops.  That got him going, finally, and he did what all of were waiting for: he placed her on her back again, lifted her legs high, and drove that big dick all the way into her. She was shouting, “Go, ahead, fuck me, I can take it,” over and over as he pounded her with her legs up over his shoulders.

It was at this exact moment that a second couple lowered the chain and entered the couples’ area. None of us had even noticed them as we were enthralled by the monstrous fucking this guy was giving his lady friend.  I recognized these two also, an out-of-town couple who have been to the Paris several times over the last month and have figured in a few of Brent’s reports.  He is a big guy, and she is a petite dancer type with tiny round ass to die for. 

She immediately removed her jeans and lifted up her top, revealing a total lack of undergarments.  She proceeded to start her typical lap dance moves on her guy, while the first couple kept noisily fucking away right in front of them.  The little one even climbed up and pushed her shaved pussy in her guy’s face, giving us a 100% awesome rear view of her bare ass and shaved cunt.

Couple #1 soon finished and started to clean up and dress.  Dancer-girl was still putting the half-nude moves on Big Guy, and floyd was realizing that it was time to go close up the office!

The first couple checked their backpack with the theater attendant and promised to be back.  I am guessing they were the “Bedroom Flag” I saw a couple of hours later, but I have not seen any report on that.  Also no idea if the Dancer couple wound up playing or just doing the lap dance thing as I had seen in the past.

So, the daytime action continues at the world-famous Paris.  Hope you agree that these reports were “Better Late Than Never.”

Cheers!
floyd

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Doc here again... floyd has been a great addition to the gaggle of quality field reporters here at the Journal.  I also like his writing style...Reminds me a lot of Brent's, and that is high praise.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Just e-mail your best buddy, The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will format and edit your report, and before you know it, your work will be seen by the thousands of visitors The Journal has every week.

Fame is right around the corner.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I-TEAM REPORT: Tampa Is Hot (And Not In A Good Way)

















Doc here with an important I-Team Report in regard to this thing of ours and Tampa.  The Journal is lucky to have just brought on board Enzyte Bob, who has an excellent finger on the pulse of the Tampa adult theater scene.  Those of you who read his prior Flash Report (HERE) on Fantasyland I and II, know him to be a very thorough reporter.

As a bit of background for you, the good readers of The Journal... On Sunday morning, I picked up on a post on a Yahoo Group (from a couple) that when they drove by Fantasyland I on Lois Avenue on Saturday night, there were 2 Tampa squad cars, along with a police van in the parking lot.

Not good.

So, being the responsible Sicilian Doctor that I am, I went over to the overnight arrests from Tampa (from Saturday night).  After going through (I shit you not) 100+ arrests, I didn't find anything that could have led back to Fantasyland I or II.  The Good Doctor will not publish a red flag unless I get some solid corroboration from a second party, not matter where it originates from.

This is where Enzyte Bob jumps in and puts on his Lizardo I-Team hat.  The following is the report I received from him in regard to information he picked up on regarding possible arrests:

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Dear Doc,

In response to a post in the forum section on the Fantasyland website, I did some research and found out some interesting information I thought I would share with you.  This is also posted on the Fantasyland website.

I have managed to confirm that two men were booked into the Hillsborough County Jail on April 1, 2011. They were charged with "exposure of sexual organs". This is a misdemeanor and the police have the discretion to either book a person into the jail or issue them a "Notice to Appear" (NTA) and release them. There would be no online record of anyone that was NTA'd and released. The above is important because the men booked into the county jail were arrested at 4715 Lois Avenue according to the booking records. You may recognize this as the address of Fantasyland I. I am going to request copies of the arrest reports under public records law and see if I can't fill in the details (Ed. note: EB later confirmed the request was sent in and we are waiting for the records to arrive via snail mail).

Enzyte Bob
Additional research indicates that on March 18, 2011, two men were arrested for lewd and lascivious conduct, also at 4715 Lois Avenue (Fantasyland I).  Interestingly, the lewd and lascivious charge is a second degree misdemeanor punishable by no more than 60 days, while exposure of sexual organs is a first degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year.  I find it interesting that if you whip it out and do nothing, you can go to jail for a year.  If you whip it out and jerk it off, you can only go to jail for 60 days.  Kinda screwed up, but that is just me.  I am very fortunate to have been there on March 26, which is one weekend day on which there were no arrests made.

It would seem the police have Fantasyland on their radar yet again.  The only thing to do at this point would seem to take advantage of the private rooms, invite who you want in and then close the door for privacy.

Hope you find this of interest,

Enzyte Bob

***

In light of this information, I would caution anyone visiting Fantasyland I or II, along with The Playhouse and Thee Love Shack in Tampa to exercise EXTREME CAUTION.

It has been proven via the prior actions of Tampa LE that when they want to, the local authorities can put a major damp towel over the adult theater scene in Tampa, and arrests can and will take place.

Enzyte Bob will be keeping a close eye on this situation and updating us as details emerge.  In the meantime, be extra careful out there (especially in Tampa).  This type of situation happens in this thing of ours from time to time...

If you have any questions, please feel free to e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Darkangel Digest Volume 2 (w/pic)













Doc here with the second installment of Darkangel Digest.  Darkangel is a sexy Georgia girl, who is just taking her first steps into this thing of ours. Every trip into Love Stuff in Cordele, GA leads her another step further.

Lets see where this trip takes us...

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Our third visit to Love Stuff... When we arrived at Love Stuff (105 Floyd Road, Cordele, GA), we again browsed the store area then made our way to the preview rooms. We went into the same room as the last time we were there.  We waited for a short while, so I got busy sucking hubby's cock to pass the time. Then the room next to us became occupied! We could see a man sitting in the chair and as before, we gave him a minute to acclimate himself.


Love Stuff
105 Floyd Rd., Cordele, GA
As we peered through the hole to see who was on the other side, we noticed a large gray bearded man with glasses. I don't think I will forget him for some time to come (ed. note: Uh oh!) The man was sitting with his hands in his lap looking at us pants still zipped. I invited him to put his cock though the hole buy putting my two fingers through and motioning him to approach the hole for some enjoyment, but he just sat there with his pants zipped up staring in at us !

So we thought well this guy is a voyeur, and I went back to hubby's cock sucking to give the man an eye full. Hubby was keeping an eye on the hole as I sucked, licked and pleasured him. For some reason all of a sudden hubby felt uncomfortable,  so I stopped and looked at the man.

As he was looking at me, I invitied him again he just sat there so I thought well maybe he would like to see my tits so I lifted my top and played with them then I sucked my nipple (as I have the talent to enjoy giving men that treat), but that didnt even seem to spark a reaction.  So as we found this to be disturbing and we were so uncomfortable, we stood up and gathered ourselves. We whispered our thoughts, and decided we would move to a different peview room.

We left got in another room, shut the door, and almost immediatley there was someone in the room next to us! It was the same man! Freaked us out, we left right then and went out to the store area and walked around to figure out what we would do next.

We thought mabe we might see this man in the store area, but we didnt (gladly). We had drove 3-1/2 hours to have a an experience but not that one. So we thought we would just go in the theater and if we didn't see that man and felt comfortable we would just have a seat and watch the movie and see what happens. I said to hubby that would be all I would do is just watch!

We walked through the door and down the hall and stopped at the end of the wall which opened up to the theater room getting our eyes adjusted to the dark. It was good size very roomy. There were a row of futons in an aisle, and another row of futons in front of a nice big screen with... well, you know porn showing. There were about 6 or 7 men seated randomly around. We decided on a spot and took a seat.

It was kind of strange being in a room full of men we didnt know in the dark wathching porn. They were having problems with the dvd and sound, so the clerk kept coming in to check on it and adjust the volume. He would ask if that was alright, and after the 2nd time we all started to give him a hard time for interupting the show. A couple of the men left which left 4 men, hubby and I.

Well with everyone so friendly and being in a porn theater, hubby lifted my top and started playing with my tits. Needless to say, that got the attention of the men and they came and sat around us and watched (oh my) as I got more excited! I slid down in the futon and spread my legs so hubby could rub my wet pussy (no I wasn't wearing panties mmm).

God, I was getting turned on now and then one of the men asked if he could touch my tits. Hubby told him he could, and next thing I know I have 4 sets of hands on my body from my tits to my pussy. Rubbing, pulling, pinching, sliding fingers into my now VERY wet pussy... My god it was fun!

Next thing I know hubby is kneeling on the futon feeding me his cock all the while the men are fondling my body. After some long hard sucking,hubby fills my mouth with his cum and pulls out.  Another man asked if I would suck him I looked at hubby for his aproval, and he said yes. Oh boy, but he had to put a condom on which he did. I sucked him until I felt his member throb as his cum fill the rubber.

Now with them all feeling brave about my willingness to please, two more asked if I would suck them also which I did with pleasure until they all came. There was only one man left and I looked up at him and asked if he wanted me to suck his cock too... He replied he would rather suck hubby's large cock, but if he couldn't he would let me suck him (as hubby is not bi). He had to settle for me!

He put a rubber on and I began sucking him but soon the condom slipped down and I tried to slid it back up. But as you all know, that is difficult. So to mine and his dismay, I grabbed both sides of the rubber and stretched it I guess very wide and was putting it back on his member when all of a sudden it slipped and SNAPPED him very hard! OMG!

I felt sooo bad! Needless to say he lost his hard-on, and I lost the chance to finish off 5 cocks in one nite. I apoligized to him profusely and he said it was ok, he would live we all had a laugh about it.

Everyone said thanks and good-bye as it was getting on to midnite and we had a long drive home. By far this was an amazing nite and more fun than I could imagine. I never having thought I would suck off 4 strangers and my husband in one nite (well ok 3 but I had 4 in my mouth). I dozed off on the drive home thinking of how exciting the nite had been... By far the best yet in the short time we have enjoyed this thing of ours.












Hard Nipple Hugs,
Darkangel

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Doc here again... I find it very interesting that as Darkangel takes each trip, she goes a little further each time.  This is "Adult Theaters for Couples 101"... Take it slow, and good things will happen.  Rush into this thing of ours, and all bets are off.

Are you part of a couple that has a story to tell or a report to file?  Just e-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com and our highly trained staff (OK, me) will format, edit, and get your report on The Journal home page.  Darkangel did it...So can you!

Thanks,
Doc

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Couples Report: The Tampa Sexcapaders on Drew Park in Tampa



Doc here with a brand new contributor to The Journal of Adult Theaters...The Tampa Sexcapaders. This couple will be providing a series of adult theater reports from Tampa as well as other cities where this thing of ours thrives.

This first report from TTS is a wet one, so adjust your goggles accordingly.

Enjoy.


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This is an absolute true story.

I have one of those MILFs that walk into a theater and every guy wants. Blonde,5'3, 130lbs, Big tits and one hot insatiable pussy and mouth.

One night about a year ago we decided to head into one of the Drew Park theaters. We had been out partying and she had plenty of drinks in her and felt relaxed. As usual it was a pretty busy weekend night with about 2 dozen guys and 3 or so couples. We like to walk through the different rooms and see what is happening and then typically head to the area with plenty of couches. As we sat there I could tell she was enjoying the movie and was liking tonight's offering. We were enjoying the woman on the screen get hammered by a few guys Alexa leaned over and told me how much she wanted that tonight.

As time went by we had her tits out for the men that were starting to close into see. She has beautiful tanned tits and big nipples. As the men started to pull out their cocks and rub them, I pulled off her soaked panties and started to finger fuck her. Just then one of the guys reached around her and started to rub her tit. She jumped for a moment and then got back to enjoying getting finger fucked. Another guy grabbed her other tit just as she was starting to cum for her first time that night. Damn was my dick hard.

She then asked me to get up with her and she wanted to better survey the offerings. As we walked into an area with a few rooms her eyes went right to a young mans cock. There he sat on a couch watching a movie buck fucking naked. As he was jerking his nice large rod she looked at me for my approval and I whispered in her ear to wrap her mouth around his meat. She dropped to her knees right in front of him and just started sucking his cock bare. She loves cock and never misses a drop of cum.

She proceeded to suck and stroke his cock as I started to disrobe her. Before long all she had on was her high heels. I pulled my pants down and pulled out my rock hard cock. As guys started to push their way into the room I started to fuck her pussy from behind. It was just dripping wet and wide open. As the guys watched more cocks fell out of their pants and the guys were wishing they were where the naked man was.

As her Size D tits bounced back and forth another guy sat on the couch and yanked out his hard cock. She moved her hand over to his cock and she kept sucking the first guy's cock. I could feel she was going to cum I thrust my cock harder inside her and then pulled out so she could unload all over the floor. We call her the gusher for a reason.

She continued on the cock and I started to finger bang her again and rub her g spot. For the next five minutes this guy was loving every minute of Alexa's mouth around his joint and balls. I could tell from his writhing he was not far away from unloading and I rubbed my wife's pussy harder. When he started to groan she squirted again all over the floor and he came right in her mouth and she swallowed every drop. She looked up at me, smiled got herself composed and started on the next cock.

That was when she stood up a little and I moved to the side and motioned to one of the guys to wrap his package and enter her hole from behind. Out came the condom and in went his cock into her dripping wet cunt.

It did not take long for her to coax another load out of #2 and he gladly filled up her cock sucking mouth while she begged for more from the guy behind her and then added more liquid to the floor. And just as he said he was going to cum she spun around and he pulled his condom off and unloaded down her throat. She flat out came again all over the floor with nobody inside her. She was going crazy. The guys were everywhere and cocks were begging for her to take them. But she wanted a few minutes to relax and wash down the manjuice she coaxed out of those hard cocks.

We went back out into the main room and in about 10 minutes she was ready for some more. She found two newcummers to invite back to a little larger room and sat them on the couch as she unzipped their pants and pulled out their cocks. We allowed other guys to watch and me and the two guys fucked her and got our cocks sucked for the next 45 or so minutes. She was cumming everywhere and so were a few of the spectators.

She finished off our cocks and took each of our loads down her throat and thanked all these guys for the good time they gave her. From there we went into one of their clean bathrooms, wiped up and went home for one more round.

Not sure if I should mention the name of the place, but it was a great time and we have done similar things over the many years we have been together. And we will be back to this place for future fun.

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Wow... I need a moment here.

OK... Now that was a great first-time report!  Reports from a couple's perspective add a different dimension to this thing of ours. I also believe (based on e-mails I receive) that reports like this will encourage other couples who have thought about dipping their toes into the water of adult theaters to give it a test drive.

So what can I do to put you into a new Buick today?

Thanks to The Tampa Sexcapaders for their terrific inaugural report... The first of many to come.

Are you part of a couple that has an adult theater experience to share.  Just put fingers to keyboard and fire off an e-mail to The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. The Tampa Sexcapaders did...So can you!

Thanks,
Doc

Field and Flash Reports: The Candlelight Theater in Largo & Fantasyland II in Tampa


Doc here with an outstanding Field and Flash Report from senior field reporter, JaxBchBum.  When it comes down to investigative reporting by a veteran of this thing of ours', JaxBchBum is beyond reproach.  His "Riding The Waves" reports over the last year and a half have been terrific, and this report is one of his best.

So sit down, pop open a can of YooHoo, and enjoy the report...

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Traveling over to Tampa on a partial weekend business trip, I was anxious to visit the newly renovated Adult Video Center on N. Grady now known as Fantasyland II and see how it had changed.  Back when I traveled to Tampa frequently, the AVC was my favorite theatres for a number of reasons.  First, it was immaculately clean unlike some of the sleazy places like the Playhouse that hadn't seen a mop on the floors for a decade or more.  You could walk around and not fear your feet sticking to the floor like flypaper.  Second, the video projection and movie selection was always excellent.  Third, the theatre had a dedicated couples section that provided a "safe area" for couples from the wandering herds I have seen at other theatres scare away couples. While this may have cut down on the number of guys in the theatre, I saw this as an overall advantage.  Fourth, all the above factors would lead to a fairly dependable number of couples coming in to play.  Well, more on my FLII visit later.

As that famous Florida explorer Ponce deLeon said, "You won't find treasure unless you look for it.", so I decided to explore some new territory on the Gulf Coast.  I had heard about an older, smaller theatre in Largo/St. Pete known as the Candlelight Theatre that had a reputation for attracting some couples on a regular basis.  So after my meetings had concluded on Friday and I enjoyed some fine cold adult beverages with an early dinner, I voyaged south on I-275 to the Candlelight. 

The Candlelight Theatre
Largo, FL
The Candlelight is tucked away off of 66th Street (11455 66th Street, Largo, FL), so the first time my GPS alerted to my "arriving at your location", I had already passed it.  I drove down, made a U-turn and pulled up about 7:00.  There were 2 other cars in the parking lot which wasn't a great sign, but I noted there was more parking around back so thought there could be more. 

I opened the screen door in an older adult store with a variety of DVDs, porn mags and "novelties" with a guy sitting behind the counter who turned out to be the owner.  I paid my $10 for the theatre and headed back.  Just off the store, there is a short hallway containing the restrooms.  You walk through a set of vertical blinds made out of heavy rubber that serve to darken the theatre and then make a 90 degree left turn to enter the theatre.  Took a few minutes for my eyes to adjust so I just stood at the doorway until I could get the layout of the theatre.  The theatre is a long rectangular space.  To your left is the seating area composed of a set of about 20 individual wooden seats along the back wall.  Then there is at the far end, a set of 3 couches - a double and two singles.  And in front of this row is a double couch.  This all faces the screen which is at the far end on the front wall.  There is a stage area but it has materials all stored on top of it. 

JaxBchBum
I noticed the only other patron is a guy seated about midway down on the back wall stroking away.  Always one looking for the comforts in life I sit down in one of the single sofa chairs on the second row.  Video projection was good, but there was no sound.  Got up and went out and told the owner and he said nobody had said anything all day (imagine that), so he adjusted the volume so the entrancing dialogue as well as the moans and groans could be clearly heard.  Watched for about an hour and only one other guy came in.  I was about to leave about 8:00 when I heard a woman's voice out in the store so I decided to wait.  After about 10 minutes, the curtains parted and in walked a couple.  They were in their mid-30s as best as I could tell in the dim light.  The lady was dressed in a black skirt and a black top and as they walked in headed for the back row towards the far corner, she removed her top and revealed a black fishnet bodice with a small black bra underneath.  Hmmmm, I thought, this might be promising.  She had frizzy blond hair and wore glasses and was quite slender and petite.

They sat on the back row about 5 seats down from the guy that quickly resumed his stroking.  I had a great angle of watching their actions out of the corner of my eye without having to do a full turn.  It didn't take them long.  They began with some deep kisses with his hands all over her butt and tits.  Before long she stood up and removed her skirt and unsnapped her bodice at the crotch and sat back down.  He leaned over and began sucking her tits through her bodice and bra while roaming his hands up and down her thigh and pussy.  She kept sinking lower and lower in her seat as his fingers found the magic spot and she would let out low moans from time to time.  After a bit, she sat up, reached over and undid his jeans and pulled out his cock. 

After a few minutes of stroking, she bent over and began sucking him.  She was almost kneeling in her seat so her ass was in the air and he was rubbing her butt checks.  After a long time of sucking, she got up and straddled him and started riding his cock.  She was facing him and although I couldn't see directly, he had pulled her tits out of her top and bra and was sucking them.  Then she stood up and faced the screen and sat back down on his cock so we got a great view of her fine riding posture.  She had B-cup tits that were nice and firm as when he wasn't rubbing them, the light from the movie showed them to stand out nicely.  It was hard to tell if she was smooth or trimmed due to the shadows and her bodice flap hanging down, but it was a quite an adventure.  She would glance off to her side and see the guy stroking and smile, but they never gave any signal to come closer so we just enjoyed the show.  That was all about to come to a sudden end.

Some male voices were heard in the store and then the curtains parted again and in walked 2 guys.  They immediately started walking back to the corner and I feared the worse with them being vice or something the way they were dressed.  As soon as they entered, the lady scrambled to sit down on the far side of her hubby and covered herself with her top and skirt while he zipped up quickly.  Since it had started to get dark outside, these guys didn't have to go through the light adjustment pause and they made a beeline for the back corner where the couple was seated.  The assholes split up and sat on each side of the couple.  Well, this just freaked out the couple who quickly got up and moved to the other corner where she got dressed and they left.  After the couple left, both guys remarked how they were hoping to get a blowjob.  Well, maybe from each other as they sure did ruin that scene.  The vibe was dashed so I left as well. 

The owner asked me about the couple and I remarked they were playing nicely until the guys came in, invaded their space and scared them off.  The owner just shook his head.   Veterans have seen this so many times and it is so frustrating for those like me that love this scene of ours.  If guys would just give couples their own space and let them determine the pace, it would be so much better.  Yes, there have been times when I have seen an aggressive guy rewarded; but more often than not, the aggression turns out to be the wrong move and the couple leaves.

Well, off to Fantasyland II.  Enzyte Bob gave a great report on the layout so I won't repeat that.  I would just offer this clarifying information.  If you want just the theatre admission, it is $10 for the 12 hour access with in/out privileges.  If you want the full access to the theatre, billiards room and outside deck, it is $19.  I was just wanting to see the theatre so I paid my $10 and went in. 

Fantasyland II
Theatre configuration has been radically changed.  On the left side of the aisle are 6 rows of 3-person couches with 2 couches on each row.  Some of the couches have high backs which make it impossible to see anyone seated in the row behind.  In the very front of the theatre are 3 individual plush lounge chairs.  Along the right side of the theatre are 4 individual rooms with doors that close but do not lock.  In each room there is a futon with a vinyl seat/mattress along with a small (30" video monitor) playing porn.  No gloryholes or peep holes between the rooms from what I could see, but given the renovation was completed less than a month ago, I suspect it might only be a matter of time before some peepholes are made.  As you enter the theatre, on the right side there is a small alcove with some couches there as well.  Anyway, theatre was immaculate and video projection was as good as I remembered.

Sat down and began watching the movie, wishing couples would start to appear and the action viewed earlier at the Candlelight would continue.  Just showing that all wishes don't come true, only one couple showed and stayed in the 4.5 hours that I was there before leaving at 2:00 a.m.  They were a white couple in late 20s, both big framed but not overweight.  She was wearing a short fuck-me skirt with tall black boots.  They walked in and peered into a couple of the individual rooms.  They kept looking in the general seating area and I was hoping they were going to sit down there.  A young black man had followed them in the theatre and sat down at the end of one of the couches across from the room they were looking in.  He had been in and out of the theatre a number of times during the evening so he was clearly couple trolling.  The next thing I know they both disappear in the room and the black guy goes in, closes the door and soon all kinds of moans and groans start coming out.  After about 10 minutes, the black guy comes out and leaves.  The couple stays in the room for another 10 minutes and the sounds continue.  They then leave the theatre.  It was quiet the rest of the evening until I left.  I am sure that activity will pick up here as the word spreads.

Maybe next time! 

JaxBchBum

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Doc here again...Thanks again to JaxBchBum for his always detailed Field and Flash reports from this thing of ours'.  One of the reasons I like his reports so much is because they are similar to my House Call reports, in that they illustarte the layout of the theater, the dynamic inside, as well as some editorial content.

Speaking of House Call reports, I am backed up on two of them... Look for them at week's end.  I think you will like them. Why?  Because of my rugged good looks.

Thanks,
Doc

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio - Spring Has Sprung (Out Of My Pants) Edition

















When we last left The Good Doctor, he had just concluded that John Doe indeed had the upper hand...

Good day ladies and gentlemen, and all the ships at sea... Welcome to this week's A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio.  The drill should be familiar... A lead story, a few adult theater related nuggets, an opinion or two, and a photo of The Good Doctor in a public place.

Let's get started, shall we?

The Lead Story
At the Paris Theater in Portland, OR, the newly installed Arena is drawing major praise from both the ladies and the gentlemen patrons of the theater.  The Arena is a repurposed area in front of the theater that allows a larger group of people to participate away from the often congested area surrounding the Couple's Oasis. 

To quote the lovely KittyKatKiss, a Paris regular, commenting to the owner of The Paris, Ray: "OK Ray, I love the new bed. Perfect height too. I would just prefer it to be secured to the floor so it is not movable. My two cents."

She would know...She put it through sea trials over the weekend. The Good Doctor is looking forward to seeing The Arena in action later this year during a House Call.

The Nuggets
  • This past week saw the return of the lovely Gloryhole Nancy.  She and her guy, T, sent The Good Doctor 7 pics of gloryhole goodness that I put on The Journal as soon as I could.  Make sure you check out their Yahoo Group HERE.
  • Last week was a great week for reader-submitted reports.  Lets keep that momentum going... Please send your recent or past adult theater visit reports to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.
  • My good friend Major Voyeur has had some very good experiences recently at The Hustler Club's adult theater in East St. Louis, IL.  Check out his great blog for his latest adventure HERE
  • This past week also saw the debut of a new contributing field reporter, Tom Austin.  His new series of reports will document the adult theater scene across the country.  His first reports on the San Diego and Dallas scene from last week were dynamite.
  • I am looking for adult theater reports from a few specific theaters.  Stay tuned for the request later this week at The Journal.
  • The action at 15th Avenue Adult Books and Theater in Melrose Park, IL is strong and steady.  If you are in Chicagoland area and want to visit a couples-friendly theater/ABS/Spa, then this is your place. 
  • I hope you enjoyed The Captain's Field Reports from the Art Cinema in Hartford.  Really great stuff.
  • I have a House Call Report in the works that will be worth the wait.  I'm overdue for one of my own.
  • April's first Power Rankings are now up.  No surprise on #1.
  • Lastly, if you are a patron of The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas, TX, I have an interesting proposition to throw your way.  Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with the subject line "Lido Request".  This might work out very nice for you.
I'm cutting this short... Have a great week everyone, and please send in those reports.

Thanks,
Doc