Flash Report! Professor 7x6 Visits Tulsa's Mid-Town Adult Theater

Doc here with another terrific report from the educated fingertips of Professor 7x6. The Good Professor has visited Tulsa's Mid-Town Adult Theater, and Tulsa-timed his report to The Good Doctor.

Here we go!

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Greetings, Doc...

In this particular field of journalism, no news is not good news. But in case any readers get stuck in fly-over country and wind up in Tulsa, I can offer a quickie scouting report on the only game in town.

I last visited the Tulsa scene about a decade ago, and it was a surreal experience.  The VHS tapes were all soft core porn and the magazines were  no stronger than Playboy.  Them Okies have got them some morals, when they aren't fighting their game birds (I didn't use the term cockfighting in this forum because of the potential confusion) or gambling in Indian casinos.  I was unaware of theater sex prospects as the golden age missed us in the Bible belt completely.

Mid-Town Adult Theater
Tulsa, OK

The Mid-Town Theater  (address in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database) is in a business district with wide, safe streets.  There are FIVE theater areas inside, all with separate admission fees of $8.  The locals seem to know to spend the first octobuck in Theater 3.  They have a 30 dollar all theater pass, but the helpful clerk on Monday night said he sells all-theater passes for 21 bucks, which is high, but fair enough.

I just had time for a quick Monday evening cameo appearance.  Each theater area has 3 different viewing rooms, all very clean-ish, good seats, decent monitors.  Theater 1 has a single large screen and seems to be the one for newbie couples and a conventional dirty movie experience.  It might be fun on weekends if any Okies are on board with our thing.

I plunged into Theater 3, and the center room had about 4-5 guys and was showing some lesbo movies.  I figured on the usual sausage fest but was happy to see a couple of dicks out stroking.  It's a real buzz kill when everybody has to be paranoid of every new entrant because of possible LE activity.

Lo and behold the left theater had a young Hispanic couple and only one gent sitting in the row ahead of them.  He wasn't the least bit engaged and I wondered if they had asked the penis galleries to give them space. 

She was against the wall and leaning against him like she might lean in and start sucking his cock.  She was a small BBW, maybe mid-20's, and a low cut tee shirt with a nice cleavage shot of massive mams.  He had a nice cock out stroking it, but it didn't seem like I'd interrupted any action yet. 

My gaydar detected a potential bi-MMF situation, which I am good with and I got my tool out and worked up for their consideration. There was an empty seat next to him and I asked/gestured if I could sit there and he waved me off but it was a maybe later body language, not a get the fuck out of here vibe.

I kept showing my boner for them (it did not seem to offend, and to mildly interest them), and changed walls after a few minutes.  He had been whispering to her off and on, and obviously wanted some participation from her, and potentially an audience member (pick me, pick me!).  After a bit, she abruptly got up, spit on the floor (and it wasn't fresh man-juice), and walked out of the theater.  He stayed behind a few seconds, did the math, and got up and caught up with her in the hallway.  Some chattering was to be heard, and they vanished.

I suspect it was the first step in the initiation process, and hopefully they will be back.  By and large, it is a good venue and if the Oklahoma Gestapo can stay out of the way we might get a redneck Okie scene going down in T-town.

My Phoenix/Scottsdale report will be mid-May and I might even have a Wichita cameo before then. 

Thanks for the good work, Doctor.

prof

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Doc here again... A big thank you goes out once again to Professor 7x6 for another detailed filled report from this thing of ours.  I have driven by this theater/ABS, and the place is HUGE.  If you find yourself in OK, then a trip to Oklahoma's only adult theater is in order.

The Good Doctor needs your adult theater reports!  Just send me your report at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, and drop in a pic or two.  The Professor did it... Why can't you?

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Brent's "Something About Mary" Report from Portlandia

Doc here with a quick report from our good friend and poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland.

This report came out late Sunday evening, 4/15, from The Paris Theatre in downtown Portlandia.  It was a crazy weekend for adult theater sex in The Rose City, and this was a fitting finale to the weekend.

So sit back, pop open a Yoohoo, and enjoy Brent at the top of his game.

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They were on a first date. She was a tall dark haired beauty with a great body. She was wearing a short black dress with heels. They made out for a while. She showed a lot of leg. She got on her knees and she sucked his cock. He made sure we could all see her face while she was sucking him. When he came it flew into her face and her hair.

Afterwards she said "At least now you can buy me a drink or one of these gentlemen will." I imagined them sitting in a bar with a glop of his jizz in her hair.

She said it was her best first date ever. I expect we'll all get wedding invitations.

-Brent

Flash! Gloryhole Nancy's Call For Cocks (and 5 New Pics!)

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Teaser! A Small Taste of Gloryhole Nancy (w/Pics!)

Doc here with a teaser report from our good friends, Gloryhole Nancy and her guy, T.

No one draws pageviews here at The Journal of Adult Theaters more than the lovely Nancy.  Her pics are rumored to have launched a thousand ships (and by a thousand ships, I mean a thousand orgasms). By the way, make sure you check out their own Yahoo Group HERE. You won't be disappointed.

And, believe it or not kids, the photos of Gloryhole Nancy do not do her justice.  In person, she is stunning, with a gorgeous face, sexy eyes, and a body that just oozes sex.

Here is a quick note, teasing their full report/request Tuesday at The Journal, and two brand new pics of Nancy handling a huge cock.

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Doc,

Glad to hear you're back, being on the road sucks LOL.  We've been hosting at our private hole but even that is difficult to find hung guys to come get sucked and/or fuck Nancy when she sticks her ass up to the hole (big square, actually lol.)  We have a group of guys who are regulars but are looking for more hung studs to come give Nancy something to drain...

I'll send more pics later, here are a few in the meantime....

T & N

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Doc here again... Check out The Journal Tuesday morning for the full report and a bunch of brand new Gloryhole Nancy pics at their homemade gloryhole setup.

Thanks,
Doc


Flash Report! The Shadow Visits The Art Cinema in Hartford

Doc here... Last week was a great one for first time reporters, with solid reports on some intense fun at some familiar adult theaters.

This week starts off with a bang, with another first-timer here  at The Journal: The Shadow.  The Shadow visited The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT, and he has quite the story to share.

The Art Cinema has catapulted into #2 in The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Power Rankings this week, due to it's growing reputation as a great place for couples to play, and by the # of couples actually playing.  Plus, having the only US adult theater balcony, gives The Art Cinema a "Lizardo Landmark Designation".

Please welcome, The Shadow...

 What evil lurks, in the hearts of men, The Shadow knows...

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Weekend at The Art Cinema

Hello Doc!

First report for me, but thank you for alerting me to the great goings on right under my nose!  Have been a semi regular at The Art Cinema since Laney from Texas caught my attention last summer. Don't have a "nom be guerre", but have always been a fan of the Shadow, so that's me for now! Have spent a few Wednesdays viewing, but rarely get to frequent a weekend night.  All that changed oddly enough on Friday the 13th.  The real fun however was the following night, the 14th.

The Art Cinema
Hartford, CT

 I arrived just before 8pm, so the sun was still out here in sunny CT.  I was optimistic as parking was a nightmare.  I sat in the back row and let my eyes adjust and noticed a collection of shadows in the front rows on the left and a few scattered figures throughout the seats on the right.  I moved down to see a couple in the front row apparently discussing their next move. The men kept a respectable distance and he kept his arm around her except when he would leave for a few minutes.  I am happy to say no one pounced on her when she was seated alone.  Then they decided to leave, for the balcony I presumed. I was wrong. 

After pacing around the foyer for a bit they returned to the front row and the fun began.  She was an older woman, late 40's, thick but not BBW, full breasts and hard nipples that she happily exposed to the grateful audience.  The honor of fucking her went to the husband, but the rest of us were treated to both hands and her mouth for pleasure, and if her moans were any indication, the pleasure was mutual all around.  The crowd gathered and those of not treated to her personal touch were happily practicing self gratification while watching.  All except the few being treated to apparently BBBJ from 2 guys there happy to fill in! 

When I looked up  from her tasty nipple I saw a BBW/TV enjoying the show, said hello, and returned for the lady's lovely oral skills.  She partied for about 30 minutes and then decided to leave.  Then changed their minds.  There at the top of the aisle there was indecision.  She was happily surrounded by fully dressed guys massaging, kneading, and exploring various body parts as he was circling around groping her and encouraging her to either go back to the front, have a seat in the rear, or just drop to her knees where she was.  I suspect alcohol impaired their decision making skills and ultimately they went up to the balcony to clean up and go.  It was still only 8:45pm.

There was a lull downstairs, the CD was generating a good deal of attention in the back, and a few were straining to watch the couples in the balcony when the unheard of happened;  solo female struts in and takes a seat down front.  She was instantly naked and surrounded.  All I can confirm is that she was blowing and stroking all that could get close enough, but one lucky patron was able to keep her attention and after 20 to 30 minutes, and at least 2 facials, the two of them adjourned to the balcony. 

And then there was the flashlight!

This was a first for me.  The hottest woman I had seen so far was seated by the emergency exit being tended to by her ?husband. She was brunette, dressed in black, A-cup with standing nipples, shaved, and moaning.  I can attest to her description because her man, bless his heart, had a flashlight on her to spotlight the action.  The circle jerk was in full force, but from what I could glean, only he was allowed to touch her.  That could have been the highlight, but there was more.

Somewhere in all of this another couple waltzed down the aisle.  They may have been upstairs, don't know, but there were here now.  Age and full tits give her a slight edge on the brunette.  By the time I was close enough to see, the 20something blond wife had stunning D cups out while hubby was handling them from behind, and she was giving a world class BJ the the luckiest guy in the room.  Not sure how long that went on but she signaled it was time to go and they left.

By now it was 10 and I was pretty exhausted, so a Snickers bar and I was out.  I heard there were 11 couples in that day, not sure if that included the solo lady.  There were still about 4 guys and another larger CD in the theater when I left, so the fun may have gone on til closing!

I would not expect this every weekend, but I will be back this week to see!

Peace out,

The Shadow knows!

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Doc here again... The Art Cinema has been receiving some steady Flash Reports for several months now, and it seems that this classic adult theater is the go-to place in the Northeast US for this thing of ours.  And The Good Doctor will be doing what it takes to hit The Art Cinema this summer. 

Thanks again to The Shadow for a great first time report, and we are looking forward to many more.

Well, just like Public TV, it's time for the Good Doctor to beg for more Flash, Field, or Blast From The Past Reports.  Instead of asking you to pick up the phone to make a pledge, I'm asking you to put fingers to keyboard and relate your recent adult theater experience.  I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and best of all, you get the credit and the byline.  Just send what you have to me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I'll do the rest...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Professor 7x6 Reports on Fantasyland I in Tampa

Doc here with a fantastic Flash Report from adult theater veteran, Professor 7x6. The Prof has ventured down to the Sunshine State, and even had an opportunity to peek up Cinderella's dress before hitting Tampa.

This is his story.  And it's all sorts of awesome. Enjoy Professor 7x6's report!

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Hello Doc,

Sorry your gymnast career didn't work out.  This is kind of long-ish for a single vagina sighting...

The Professor was traveling to Orlando with co-workers and managed to get off the clock for a day of R&R.  First thing on the agenda is to leave the pretend Disneyland and head to the real Happiest Place on Earth, the porn theaters of Tampa. I only had Thursday evening and Good Friday (April 5-6) before my flight.

The first couple of passes through Fantasyland I were vagina free.  I  explored other venues, like Thee Love Shack and Adult World with the expected non-results. The professor could never be a nature photographer because I don't have the superpower to stand around for eternity like the species "homo trollus", frequently seen at all arcades and theaters.

I had not even checked the last of the small rooms when a couple came in and plopped on the couch, with the lady leaning against hubby.  It was so sudden there were only three members of the penis    brigade following her in.  They must have just walked straight into the theater from the parking lot.

Fantasyland I
Tamps, FL

She was wearing a low cut red mini-dress and heels, kind of had brunette poodle hair, and appeared to be mid-50's and in denial. She was well sculpted, but not petite.  If it's  possible to say this in a good way, she looked like Nancy Pelosi, without the helmet hair.  A classy woman out indulging her dirty secret life.

She was masturbating herself before she hit the couch, and began a show.  After a minute when it became evident that this was spontaneous, and that pussy wasn't going to fuck itself, I asked hubby if I could help.  He said it's up to her and I looked for consent and started touching and soon eating her pussy.  She was wet, which belies her age as a post-menopausal slut, so she was really into it.  She limited touching of her boobs, which were perfect, plastic C-cups.

Going first isn't my thing, but nobody else was measuring up, so I gloved up and started toward the entrance.  Hubby hit us with a spotlight, which is great for me.  I always make sure to lean back and make sure everybody can see the action.  My shirt is off and shorts out of the way for maximum vision and I hold her leg out of the way.  I had a nice solid stiff one and I held her legs and fucked missionary for about 5 minutes.

She fucked and moaned good, but it was actually a better show than a fuck.  Some of her bucking and heaving made it harder to stay on target, but she had a nice body and it felt nice to have balls    against buns.  One problem was her thong which stayed on and was in the way often.

I started to sag a little and also didn't want to cock block, so I dismounted and asked to tap out.  A young black guy stepped up and fucked about 5 minutes.  He barely unzipped his pants and his    shirttail covered everything, so we don't even know if he was in her.  It was like the old softcore porn flicks we used to have to watch before the internet. 

A tall guy came up and groped on her and talked dirty about her bending over.  She played with his cock some, but it never rose and he walked away.  She was drunk or something because she kept yelling at him to come fuck her from behind.   Since he couldn't, I rubbered back up and I did.  We fucked standing up for a few minutes with her bucking and making it really hard to stay inside.

After losing connection and realizing she wasn't going to bend over soon, I stepped back and she started working on a young guy with a covered BJ.  She kept on that poor bastard ten minutes and he couldn't get wood in the condom and she didn't seem to realize you can't fuck with a softie.  I felt I had done my time and left for a few minutes to get food.

When I came back about 20 minutes later, she was riding some guy from ZZ Top in the theater seats.  A guy leaving had seen me fuck her and said he gave up on her.  She wouldn't let you nut on her and she wouldn't remove the thong.  Still, she was pretty hot and obviously worked at remaining sexy. 

I only managed a drive by on Friday and was told I just missed a couple at 2 PM.  No actual confirmation they played, and the couple I saw leave wasn't dressed to play.

The Professor's next road trip will likely be in Phoenix.  Hoping to see some advance scouting reports from the Doctor's field reporters!

-Prof

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Doc here again... Tampa, once the home of the top-rated adult theaters in the country, is now a one or two note song in this thing of ours.  Play there has to be calculated, and discreet.  But if exercised properly, can be an awful lot of fun.

A huge thank you to the Good Professor for his report, and we look forward to his next report from Phoenix. 

The Good Doctor still needs adult theater reports...In a bad way.  Just e-mail me what you have to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and best of all you get the byline.

Let's see what you got!

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report! Cinema 1 in Chattanooga, TN by Traveling Man

Doc here with another first time reporter, taking his initial shot at reporting on this thing of ours. I'd like to introduce you to Traveling Man.

TM has filed a report on Cinema 1 in good old Chattanooga, TN (address info available in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).  This theater is a classic, but we don't hear much from inside it's walls.  Let's hope that changes sometime soon, and in a big way.

So without further ado, here is Traveling Man and his first Flash Report...

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Hi Doc,

Went to Cinema 1 in Chattanooga, TN on Saturday April 7th.  Excellent location!!  There is a large theater with a smaller couples only theater.  They also have video booth area.  I mostly stayed in the large theater. 

Cinema 1
Chattanooga, TN

There were 6 couples came through while I was there.  Some of them only sat around a few minutes then left.  There were 2 couples that played around together, with others in the theater allowed to sit near them and watch.  However, there was one couple who really made the night awesome. 

She was an absolute stunner.  Very short dress and completely naked under it and she didn't mind showing that she was naked under it.  She started playing around and a crowed gathered around her to watch.  She seemed to prefer black men and started to play around with them.  Ended up totally naked in the seat and having sex with both of the black guys she was playing with.  Got the feeling that if there had been more black guys there, she would have taken them also.  Can only hope that she will show up there again.  Rare to fine a female as sexy as her at an adult theater.           

TM

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Doc here again... A big thank you to Traveling Man for his fine first report on Cinema 1.  This theater is one of the few I have not been into nationally, but has been on my radar for over 11 years.  One of these days...

I need reports folks... Flash Reports, Blasts from the Past, or Field Reports.  Please send them into me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I'll do the rest.  Just ask Traveling Man...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Fantasy Unlimited in Seattle by Work 2 Much

Doc here with a first time report from new contributor, Work 2 Much. W2M's report focuses on Fantasy Unlimited in Seattle, WA (address information located in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

Aside from the Blast from the Past reports from Nina the Bakery Slut, we have heard next to nothing about this venue lately. Well, that is about to change folks, since W2M is here to save the day (with a tip of the cap to Underdog).

Here is Work 2 Much and his Flash Report...

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Hi Doc,

I came across the Journal a few months ago and I’ve been enjoying all the reports so I figure it’s my turn to share some information.

Fantasy Unlimited
Seattle, WA

I’m spending a few days in Seattle and checking your database I saw Fantasy Unlimited (2027 Westlake Ave, Seattle WA) was near my hotel and needed an update. Fantasy is located above Little Darlings a gentleman’s club and a lingerie store. They are currently remodeling and when finished will have a theatre, video booths and peep show. I went on a Wednesday night from 8:30 – 10:00 and cover was $10 for the theater. The main theatre has 6 love seats, a few chairs and a 60” screen. There are a few smaller theaters with smaller screens, 3 – 4 chairs and a curtain that can be closed. The video booths had partial doors and it looked like normal drywall walls between them, I checked a few and didn’t see any gloryholes.

I spent a little time in the main theater and was a little uncomfortable, there was plenty of seating but a few men standing on the side of the room and kept looking over at me.

On my way out I stopped and had a short conversation with the man behind the counter, I got the impression that it’s mostly a place for men but he did say they get women every once in a while and they put on a good “show”. When I asked about the peep show he said when construction is done they’ll be open but until then I should go down stairs to Little Darlings.

I hope this helps.    

Work 2 Much

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Thanks again to W2M for his first report here at The Journal.  Keep the reports coming, sir.

Speaking of reports, I need your reports desperately. If you have been witness to some adult theater monkey business worth reporting on, or would like to submit a profile of a theater you have been to, then I am your Dr.  Send the reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and best of all you get the byline.

Fun? Yes.  Rewarding?  You bet.

Thanks,
Doc

PSA: April Special @ The Twin Cinemas @ Buford Highway in Doraville, GA

Doc here with a Public Service Announcement from the owners of the Twin Cinemas at Buford Highway  (address information in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database) in suburban Atlanta (Doraville to be exact).  Looks like April has a special at TC at BH...

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Hello Everyone !

We wanted to let you know about our special THANK YOU during the month of April.
During the month of April on Tuesdays admission will be $10.00 all day!

This gives us an opportunity to THANK EVERYONE for your business!
We hope to do more things in the future.

Also, we have put a suggestion box in the lobby for anyone to offer comments
related to our operation.

Thank You
TC at BH .............

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The TC at BH is a classic adult theater, and you should consider it your civic duty to visit there and check out what the new ownership has done with the place.

Have fun and play safe!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! ontheroad Rolls Into The 15th Ave Adult Theater In The Chicago Burbs

Doc here with another terrific Flash Report from our newest contributor, ontheroad. This time, he visits the 15th Avenue Adult Theater (& Spa) in the western suburbs of Chicago, and his report is very different and awesome.  You'll see why...

Also, pay attention to the moral of this story.  I have been preaching this one thing over and over again...

Here is ontheroad and his Flash Report.

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"Wednesday Night at the 15th Ave Theater"  (or how a young lady restored my faith in the ABS gods.)

The Road has not brought me back to Chicago for almost 4 years. I used to be a regular at 15th Ave. I have had dozens of sexy women there, so I was glad to back after all that time.

15th Avenue Adult Theater (& Spa)
Melrose Park, IL

First- the changes. The gloryholes are gone. The gyno tables, couches, and sex swing are gone.
It seems that serious play has moved from the theater to the spa area. What hasn't changed- It is still the cleanest and most couple friendly theater that I have been to. The spa area is great to take a shower and sit in the sauna.

I was there from 5-6. The theater and booths were completely empty. I went into the sauna. There was a group of gays going at it. I watched and enjoyed the sauna. It felt great to sweat for a while. The guys invited me to play and were respectful when I declined. Since nothing was going on, I left for dinner and a movie.

I returned around 9 and went back to the sauna. A Mexican BBW was playing with her man, but they didn't invite others over. They finished and I lurked for 2 hours all around the facility. 2 black couples came in, but left after only 3 minuted in the theater. Both women were clearly uncomfortable.

It was after 11 and I was thinking of leaving when I remembered the good Doctor Emilio's advice about patience in 'this thing of ours'. Time spent in an ABS waiting for couples is not time wasted - it is time invested.

So, I went into the parking lot to have a smoke and my fortunes took a sharp turn for the better.
There was a cute-as-a-button little Latina girl IN HER PAJAMAS walking up. A few guys and I started talking to her. She was staying with a relative in the area and she was walking to the drugstore a few blocks up. She wanted to see inside, but the staff wouldn't let her because she didn't have her ID and there is a 21 and up requirement to get in.

We chatted with her for a while. It was surreal because she was SO cute. It is a tribute to the guys who hang at 15th Ave that this shy and embarrassed girl was made to feel comfortable and titillated without feeling pushed. They were all charming. She said that she was going to go home and get her ID. We all rolled our eyes and didn't think she really would. But 10 minutes later she was back with her ID. She had turned 21 only a few days before!!!!

A small group of us took her on a tour. Again, the guys were gentle and before too long she was telling us her sexual fantasies and what she likes.

Another guy and I decided to take matters into our own hands. We hustled her into a booth and sat her down. She was still shy, but she started stroking both of us. The other guy spermed in no time. She said she wanted to see more cocks, so I brought another guy in. She ended up stroking off 5 guys- one after the other. (side note- I had lube in my pocket that very much came in handy. I never leave home without it)

She was clearly into it. By most ABS standards, she was pretty tame. She flashed us a few times, but was not ready for more hardcore play. The fun was bringing this young thing into the world of 15th Ave. She said that next time she will do more. For my part, when she looked at me with her big brown eyes while she stroked me and said in a little voice, "am I doing it right?", I sprayed farther than I have in a long time!

Until next time, I'll be ontheroad.

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Doc here again... A big thank you goes out to ontheroad and his second terrific report.  See what happens when you exercise some patience?  You may have a 21 year old wander through your zipper.

The Good Doctor needs your reports is a bad way... Send in your reports to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.  I will edit, format, drop in a pic or two, and best of all you get the byline.

Try it.

Thanks,
Doc