Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Flash Report! Secrets Adult Theater in Oakland, CA

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from Secrets Adult Theater in Oakland, CA by 2nd time reporter Dan Do Right.
 
This is a nicely executed report, filled with all detail you have come to admire here at the Journal.
 
Here is Dan Do Right and his report...
 
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Doc,
 
Well, I have never fancied myself a great writer or story teller but I saw your call for reports and thought, what the hell. I am a business guy who travels often and I enjoy seeking out adult fun of all kinds. I often go to local swing clubs but sometimes I like the thrill of the adult theater and glory hole. I use your gloryhole list often in finding places to go.
 
Secrets Adult Theater
Oakland, CA
I was in San Francisco last week and, although many people assume all the theaters and gloryholes there are for men on men action, in Oakland there is Secrets Adult Bookstore which, as I have been lucky to find out, attracts lots of couples and even the occasional single gal looking for some attention and hard cock. Now Secrets has a theater side with lots of seating and a big screen showing hetero porn. The other side is booths with precut gloryholes and lots of room in the booths. A very good set up.
 
Last week was busy in SF; Oracle's convention, sailing race, fleet week starting and who knows what else. I figured if there was a time Secrets would be busy, that would be the week. I decided to head over on Friday night around 7:30 PM. A little early for most, I find after the bars let out, more couples with some liquid courage come out to play. I paid my theater admission ($7) and also got a bunch of booth coupons ($10) so I had options of going back and forth. I went into the theater and sure enough, only guys watching the movie. When my eyes adjusted, there was some dude sucking off another dude against the back wall. I thought the night wasn't going to be so good.
 
I went over to the booths and looked around. There were a few occupied so I grabbed one and put in a coupon. A great video came up with lots of facial shots so I pulled out my cock and started to get hard. I heard the buzzer at the main door go off a bunch of times so I went out into the video rental area. Sure enough, two couples had come in and were looking at toys and sexy outfits. The first couple were younger, late twenties. She had on a very tight green dress which showed off here tits a bit. She was a little heavier but nice. He was a larger dude too, just seemed to be shy. The other couple was a little older, maybe 50 but she was very slender and had really nice eyes. He was a tall guy, very skinny and was scoping out the room.

I looked over at the older couple, the lady smiled and winked. Now I had to decide, wait to see where they go or go into the theater or booths and hope to be in a good position to meet them. I decided on the theater. So, I slowly walked over and made eye contact with both couples. After 5 minutes standing against the back wall, I heard the door to the theater open. Both couples came in. They each looked around and went for seats. 
 
The young couple went up front, the older couple sat in the seats right in front of me. Right away you couple see the older guy hike up her skirt and start playing with her pussy. I move over to there row and she looked up and smiled. That was all the invitation I needed to sit down. I sat down beside here and put my hand on her leg. She opened up and I slide up to her pussy. It was nicely shaved and her hubby had her wet already. I started to finger her pussy and she slid her had into my pants which I had unbuttoned and unzipped earlier - thinking ahead. Her hubby whispered something to her and she immediately took out my now hard cock and started to suck on it. A few guys had gathered and there were about 3 cocks out and ready around us. She grabbed the closest one and while sucking me stroked the other. She pulled the other guy around and hubby backed away so that guy could start fucking her from behind. She was moaning as he pumped her from behind. She was sucking me so well.

I looked up and the young couple had moved over to watch. The guy had her dress up exposing her pussy which he was playing with. A guy went on his knees to start eating her pussy. The guy pulled down her top and exposed some really nice tits. There was a guy there ready to suck on those too. I'm watching this and getting really turned on as the older gal was sucking me off. I couldn't hold it back any longer and I blew my load in her mouth. She swallowed and sucked every drop. I was totally spend, my knees were weak and she said, "enjoy that?" I told her how much and she smiled. I got up and moved out of the way. Immediately another guy sat down, cock ready and hard and she got right to work sucking him off. The other guy who was fucking her started moaning and pulled out, I assume he shot his load on her back but I was a little far to see.

I walked around to where the younger couple was standing in a crowd of guys. She was enjoying her pussy being eaten and tits sucked. Then, the guy pulled her away and they walked out. Strange I thought but maybe they just felt there were too many guys. Anyway, the first couple was busy with lots of guys, I had cum already and went out to the video rental area to look around. The clerk who was a very friendly young african american gal asked if she could help me. I sort of smiled and said I got what I needed. She laugh and said "too bad, there's a couple in the booths and you still have coupons". 
 
I thought I'd go check it out, maybe someone new had come in. So I went back to the booths and surprise, the young couple was standing at the door of a booth. The one next to them was free, I can only assume all the booth guys were now in the theater. I went in. Sure enough, their door closed a few seconds later. I looked through the hole and they were kissing, he was rubbing her pussy and she was getting out his cock. She went down on him and started sucking - I could see they both saw me looking but they played it cool, like I wasn't there. I watched for a while and she was really having fun. 
 
Without hardly looking, she reached out her hand and put two fingers thru the hole almost grabbing my face. I was sort of hard again and figured I would stick it thru and see what I could do. I unzipped and pushed my semi-hard cock thru the hole. She started sucking my cock and with little effort got me up again. Her mouth was hot and wet and she was great at sucking cock. I could hear him tell her to be a good little slut and suck me dry and how he was going to fuck her up the ass while she sucked me. I couldn't see of coarse but I got harder thinking he was driving his hard cock in her tight ass. She tried really hard but I just couldn't cum again, close but just couldn't get the job done. I thanked her for trying and she laughed saying she would try harder next time. I hope there is a next time!
 
I left the theater and drove back to my hotel. It was a very good night at Secrets
 
Dan Do Right
 
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Doc here again...A big thank you to Dan Do Right for a great report from Secrets in Oakland. Keep up the great work, and keep the reports coming in, sir.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Monday, October 15, 2012

Couple's Flash Report! Tattooed Voodoo at The Paris Theater in Portland


Doc here with a great Couple's Flash Report from the mecca of adult theaters, Portland, OR.  First time contributor, Tattooed Voodoo has submitted a great report to share with you, the good readers of The Journal. 

Here is her take on a recent visit to the Paris Adult Theatre in Portland, OR.  Otherwise known as "The House That Brent Built".

Take it away, Tattooed Voodoo!

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Doc,

Allow me to introduce myself as a dabbler in this thing of ours. I reside in OR, and in 07-08 frequented the Paris usually w/my partner and another couple. We had some crazy trips - perhaps a blast from da past is in order.

Paris Theatre
Portland, OR
Anyway.....I live 2 hrs away now so my play time is limited by distance and small town living. :-(  We popped in to Paris Theatre last Sat night. The same sweet gent was at the counter from my previous visits. We supplied our previous members card but were found to be no longer on file. So ID got us set up and in we went.

I have to say that I was a bit nervous. It had been a long time. Of course all heads turned as we slipped into the couples retreat at the back. We had the area to ourselves. We watched the movie for a bit chit chatted w each other. My gal pal sidekick was always the gregarious chat people up one in past visits. I was missing her as I was a bit shy.

Before long 2 more couples ventured in. Neither really "dressed to play" but hey one never knows. The couple that sat next to us was an adorable BBW and her larger hubby both seemed a bit shell shocked. First visit,  etc.,  they stayed longer than I thought they would. But negativity was harshing my sexual vibe. I would have loved to have played w/ her but shyness and her comments lead me to believe it wasn't gonna happen.

The other couple were fit classy and had a nice open vibe. At one point the gent leaned over to me and said you go first!! So I started stroking my mans cock through his shorts and was soon giving him a nice blow job. I pulled my hair back so the gents had a decent if dark view. My man really wanted me to let the guys at the rail fondle me as he fucked me, but with newbies there and butterflies I just chickened out.

So next visit I plan to sit in the annex area right away. I think I'll be more approachable and ready to enjoy some play with the gents. I feel sort of like I let them and my partner down. I'm a BBW and at times my confidence is not what it could be.

On the way out in the lobby a very sweet Hispanic gent did ask me to play. But it was late, my date was partying a bit hard, and I chose to go. I WISH NOW I HAD STAYED!!!!!

So respectful gents from Saturday... Thanks for watching....promise next time to be more interactive.
Ray's Paris is a blast!! Next trip I need a drink and a driver to truly feel the freedom to play like I've done in the past. May shoot for next Saturday if all works out.

As a first time possible contributor, I thank you for your time and all the great reports from this thing of ours!

Tattooed Voodoo

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Doc here again, with a huge thank you to the very sweet and very sexy Tattooed Voodoo.  Awesome report, well written, and loaded with insight for guys and girls alike. 

Thank you Tattooed Voodoo... Keep the reports coming in!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Koral's Special Birthday Present (w/8 PICS!) in Portland

Doc here with a great way to start the work week.  Koral is an insatiable gloryhole and adult theater girl, with a heart of gold. Based out of Portland, OR, she has turned both the Paris and Oregon Theaters on their ear several times this year.
 
Koral, along with her partner, Sam, wanted to show Santiago, a reporter for Brent's Theater Tails Yahoo Group, the proper way to spend his birthday. 
 
In this editor's opinion, the way Santiago did indeed celebrate his birthday beats the hell out of Chuckie Cheese any day.
 
Here is Koral and Sam (along with Santiago's own words, and used with his permission), and the best birthday ever.  The gallery of pics of Koral at the gloryhole follow the report.
 
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Hello there Doc,
 
This is Sam (Sam and Koral from Portland Oregon). We had some adult fun last week on Wednesday, and want to share it with you (and your readers). It was our friend Santiago's birthday a few weeks ago (he's one of the reporters on Brentstheatertails along with Brent), and Koral and I wanted to do something special for him to show our appreciation for all the kind words he's said on our behalf over the past few years. What we decided to do for him was two things.....
 
1. We wanted to meet him at an adult store and take him to the gloryhole rooms....let him into a room with us....then give him our camera so that he could be the photographer while Koral sucks on strangers through the hole. I love taking pics of my woman being a cum slut, it allows me to really appreciate the action and get up close, and even instruct her for a better photo. I thought Santiago (the b-day boy) would really enjoy joining me for the best seat in town while Koral had fun at the hole and he would appreciate being the photographer with some instructions for her of his own.
 
2. From there, we wanted to take him to the Paris Theater where Koral wanted to have some one-on-one time with him in the "bedroom area", followed up with Koral being led by myself into the general population area wearing nothing but her collar and she would treat the Paris patrons to an everyone invited blowbang/cum mask bukkake.
 
It was a very fun evening, and being the natural born reporter that he is, he wrote a little review of the night and posted it on Brents Yahoo group. Here's a copy of the story written by Santiago (I asked his permission and he said it was fine to share with you), and I also included with this email a set of photos Santiago took at the adult store.
 
Santiago's Report: "Today was a Good Day"
 

I've been waiting 3 weeks for this blessed event to happen. Schedules didn't jive,
unwanted visitors came in our midst, and sometimes life happens. Well,
today/tonight everything just fell in place and I felt like Raul Ibanez of the
New York Yankees.
 
 
I met the Insatiable Koral @ the Fantasy Book Store on Sandy
Blvd...Before I go on, I REALLY have to say this. Without Sam I Am...NONE OF THIS
would've happened. Me and other people sit here and blog about the goings on at
the Paris but when you have a very cool other half like Sam. WE/US wouldn't
experience the talents of these incredible women...Sorry had to give my man some
props.
 
 
Back to the story...We went to the back gloryhole rooms and got down to business. I
was the camera man, and took pix I did. Koral gulped down 5 or 6 in the first
sitting. Then we had to leave because it was hotter than fish grease in the room.
 
We moved on to the 2nd room...w/some air blowing and Ms. Koral finished off 3
more folks. Then it was off to the Paris Theatre. So we get there and honestly, I'm
really nervous b'cuz I got this VERY SMOKING HOT woman who wants to wish a
Happy Birthday to me w/her amazing body and then you add me having "performance
anxiety" I thought I was going to pass out w/all that pressure.
 
 
But thanx to Koral and her nice demeanor and sweet personality, she made me at ease and took
it slow and gave me THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT...I EVER got in life...yes, better
than a pack of tube socks.
 
 
She wore this white wife beater w/these sexy boy shorts that made my blood pump. Then on top of that she was very sexy and dirtyat the same time. i gotta say that she took my "little package" and made me and it feel like i was 10 inches long and thick (she's good at what she does). We
ended up in the 69 and I got "ALL YOU CAN EAT" while she was sucking on my "Man
Shake"...
 
 
I've been on this earth for 40-something years, and that was the BEST
BLOWJOB I've every received. After I shot my 4 day old load in her mouth, she
spit it out on her chest smeared it around on her perky tits and gave me this
sexy look like...I really can't even explain it right now cause I was done after
that. She was SOOO good I couldn't even remember my name or where I was at.
 
 
So after I composed myself, she went on and took on the whole theater. Yeah, she
played w/another lady who was there for a brief moment. Then Sam said..."paint
her face w/your cum" man, it was off to the races after that. In true cum slut
fashion, she excepted the challenge and got jizz, cum, nut, baby batter all up in
her grill and glasses. Seeing her like that makes me want thank Sam one more
time b'cuz he decided to share this incredible creature w/us.
 
 
I decided to go for round 2 and w/that sexy look and dirty demeanor. I mustered up some
man juice and shot it on her face...Then Sam yelled out last call. Like at a bar you have
to finish your drinks before leaving. So Koral had to finish up her last cum shots she had standing in front of her.
 
 
All I gotta say is THANK YOU KORAL for being in our nasty perverted lives at the Paris and wearing that outfit I requested...Again, nothing is sexier than wife beater and boy shorts. Lots of spank bank material was downloaded in my brain.
 
Now, I hope you understand my Ice Cube reference... Today was a Good Day!!!

 
 
The Gallery of Koral Pics (Click to ENLARGE)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(Doc here... Now back to Sam for some final words...)
 
As always Doc,  both Koral and I can't thank you enough for the time and energy you spend on your web site. We absolutely love all the stories and reviews, and the knowledge that we are not the only couple who act on our desires to be super kinky. The information you provide is priceless. Thanks again.
 
Sam
 

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Doc here again... A huge thank you to Koral, Sam, and of course Santiago from Brent's Theater Tails for the great set-up, report, and of course, the pics.  It's couples like Koral and Sam that make this thing of ours as exciting as it is, and one day I hope to thank them in person for all the contributions they have made this year to The Journal.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Announcement! Gloryhole Hannah @ Big Eye in Albuquerque Tonight 10/14/12! (w/PICS!)

Doc here with an special announcement for readers in the southwest US.

The very naughty Gloryhole Hannah will be visiting Big Eye in Albuquerque, NM this evening, Sunday 10/14/12.  Here are the details frrom Hannah herself, along with 4 new pics of Hannah at the gloryhole!

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I'll be heading to the Big Eye in Albuquerque New Mexico (4849 Pan American Freeway) tonight for some gloryhole fun! If you wanna cum, send me a email with your cock pix to youngantattooed@yahoo.com

~Gloryhole Hannah~

(Click the pics to ENLARGE)






Couple's Flash Report! Jim & Chris @ Eros in Colorado Springs


Doc here with a fantastic Couple's Flash Report from senior reporters, Jim & Chris.

For the uninitiated, Jim & Chris are legendary in this thing of ours... Some of the hottest adult theater pics on the net feature Chris being very bad, and we are lucky here at The Journal to count them as friends.

In keeping with their tradition, here is a great Flash Report, along with 5 smoking hot pics of Chris being very bad inside Eros in Colorado Springs.  One of the great things about their reports are that no two are alike... One report would focus on one-on-one fun, and this one, well, doesn't.

So sit back on your barcalounger, and enjoy the latest from our good friends Jim & Chris.

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Hey Doc,

It's been awhile since I've contributed, but I check your blog daily, so I thought I'd send you something about our last trip to a place in Colorado Springs (Eros). A couple weeks ago my wife and I went to a XXX rated theater to see if anything was happening. We went in and sat down toward the back. You enter next to the screen so everyone there knows when anyone comes or goes.

The Real "Chris"
There were about 7 guys present, some sitting and some standing at the back against the wall. We sat for about 10 minutes and nothing was happening, except for one guy stroking his dick and glancing our way from time to time. I mentioned to my wife, asking if she wanted to stand against the back wall too, just to mix things up.

We went to the back and with a guy on both sides of us about 5 ft away, I was thinking that it was going to be a dull evening as none of them were doing anything. About that time, I looked at my wife and noticed she was playing with her braless tits under her shirt and everyone was taking notice. She pulled her shirt up, showing her tits and the guys started moving close. When they were a couple feet from her, she said to them all, "Anyone want to cum on my tits"?, and the dicks came out.

She removed her shirt completely then. She soon squatted down, and had 3 guys standing in front of her, feeling her tits and jacking off. Soon one after the other were coming on her. After the 3rd guy came, she spread her legs showing them her crotchless pants and she rubbed her pussy while the remaining guys jacked off on her.

When all the guys were done, we followed her to the restroom, but being no paper to wipe off with, she used her shirt, giving it to me after to stuff in my coat. She then put her coat on and we left. We went to a bar then, her with her coat covering her naked tits and strangers cum on her pants. I can't wait to take her back.

Jim and Chris








 
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Doc here again... A huge thank you to Jim and Chris for their report!  Great words, great pics!  Keep on submitting your reports please...
 
Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Flash Report! Chauncey Gardiner at The Art Cinema in Hartford 10/6/12

Doc here with another outstanding report from senior Journal scribe, Chauncey Gardiner. Last Sunday he found himself at Hartford's awesome Art Cinema (where next weekend you will find Looking Glass Alice and The Good Doctor holding court).

Always taking a visual inventory, CG has provided us with a terrific Flash Report.

Take it away, Chauncey!

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Hi Doc,

Have a report for you from The Art Cinema in Hartford. I was there on Sunday October 6th, arriving around 7 PM. I paid my admission, entered the theater, and then surveyed the landscape as I waited for my eyes to adjust to the dark.

There were maybe 5 or 6 guys in the theater, but no couples or women to be found. The I noticed a gentleman standing on either side of the screen at the front, which meant that there must have been some action in the balcony. I sauntered up front to view the show, and I saw 2 couples in the lighted play area. I could see long blond hair on one half of the couple in the back row. Things were quiet for a bit and then the action started to heat up.

I could see sucking & fucking going on, and it looked like the couples were playing with each other, but it was too far away to see. (I have suggested to Ernie that he get some night vision binoculars or perhaps one of those big silver viewfinders on a post that you find at certain landmarks -- the ones you have to put a quarter in to use, but he just rolled his eyes at me.)

So the action kept on for a while, and a small group of voyeurs, myself included kept watch from the front. The action wound down, and one of the couples got dressed, came downstairs and quickly left the building. The couple with the long blond hair lingered for a while, dressed and then left the balcony.


The Art Cinema's Balcony
As those of us who dabble in this thing of ours know, patience is rewarded. The couple came down stairs and into the orchestra area on the right hand side of the theater. They stood there for a few minutes, and then moved closer to 2 of the guys who were also standing in the aisle. It looked like something was going on, so I moved closer to see what was happening. Sure enough, both guys had their cocks out and the blonde was stroking the one in front of her. I heard her man say, "look at all those cocks -- they're just for you" and I took that as a signal to show her mine.

She then took her shirt off, revealing a nice black bra holding in an ample set of tits. They soon came out of her bra, and the guy who was standing on the side opposite from her man started to suck on one. I reached over and played with the other one, gently stroking her nipple. She was still stroking the guy in front of her and then she bent over so he could come on her tits, which he did. She said, "look, he's cumming" as he sprayed his load over her beautiful breasts, backed away, and I took his place. She now dropped to her knees so that we had a better angle for cumming on her tits. I reached out, took her hand, placed it on my cock and she started to stoke me. She had the softest hands and it felt so good. Also, as I got closer to her I could smell her perfume, and she smelled amazing. It wasn't long before unloaded on her. I stepped back and someone else took my place.

At this point, her man had taken out his cock, and she turned her head and started to suck on it. I don't know what else transpired, as I needed to leave. But it was one of the more satisfying experiences I have had there in quite a while.

Chauncey Gardiner

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Chauncey Gardiner and his excellent report from The Art Cinema.

I encourage all readers (especially couples) of The Journal to consider heading to The Art Cinema at 255 Franklin Street in Hartford next Friday and Saturday night, 10/19 and 10/20.  Rumor has it a few Journal reporters will be there, along with some of the couples featured in prior reports.  As previously mentioned, the lovely Looking Glass Alice and yours truly will be there starting at 7pm. Please drop me an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, with the word Hartford in the subject line if you plan on stopping by.

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Xposed - A New Dallas Adult Theater (w/PICS!)

Doc here with great news from Big D!  There is a new, large, clean adult theater in Dallas that is an alternative to The Lido Adult Theater.  It's called Xposed, and reporters S&J have the skinny on the new theater and megastore.  And with this report, I have included several pics from showing the theater layout.
 
I have added Xposed to the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database with it's address, and as with all new listings, is highlighted in bright green. Make sure you check out the details.
 
Here is S&J and their report...
 
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Hey Doc,
 
I hope you are well. I have some great news from Dallas. There is a new adult theater here called Xposed Adult Theater & Megastore.
 
My wife and I went on a recon mission a week ago, and found the employees to be very couples friendly and helpful. They let us go in just to check it out and I gotta say its pretty nice. They have couples night Friday, and Saturday $18 per couple, and for single men is kinda pricey on those nights.
 
My wife and I were not there on a couples night, but do plan to attend. Inside the couples theater, they have a set up similar to the Lido in Dallas (but just a tad smaller). They also have a gay theater with arcade on the other side of the building.
 
Those of you familiar with Dallas, it was formerly known as The Odyssey ABS,  but is now called Xposed. It is right around the corner from the Lido. I am putting a link to the Facebook page with all of their info and pics of the store and theater:
 
 
I recommend this place for couples as the employee we talked to was super nice and made us feel welcome. I can't wait to try it out as the Lido can be creepy at times. This theater is one that seems to keep the riff raff out and cater to more of a desirable crowd. I will try and go on a couple's night asap and have something to talk about!
 
Thanks Doc!
 
S&J
 




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Doc here... This looks like a terrific facility, and reminds me to a degree of 15th Avenue Adult Theater in Melrose Park, IL (but Xposed looks even nicer).  Hopefully this alternative to The Lido takes off, and becomes a destination in this thing of ours.

If you go to Xposed for a visit, them the staff that "Doc sent me/us".
 
Many thanks to S&J for their recon mission, and next time hopefully we will have even more good news to report.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Friday, October 12, 2012

Flash Report! Fulton Street Theater, Evansville, IN

Doc here with The Oral Reporter and his visit to the Fulton Street Theater in Evansville, IN (address in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).
 
Take it away, sir.
 
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Oral Reporter here:
 
Thought I would give you an up-date on the Fulton Street Theater in Evansville, IN.
 
Tonight (Saturday) I was in Evansville, IN. and decided to go to the Fulton Street Theater. I got there at 8PM, and found out they don't close until 4 AM. I hoped that it being a Saturday night and the time they close it might be a good night for that thing of ours we enjoy so much. Couples, Couples and more Couples!! Well, first let me give you a layout of the place. There are some booths, I did see one with a glory hole, and they have a small theater, they call it a lounge. To get into the booth area and the theater it is 10 dollars. That gives you 3 dollars in tokens (1 dollar of tokens for free) and it also gets you into the theater which is 8 dollars by it self. The theater is very small, it actually looks like someones Den with three couches, and a small sitting area at the rear.
 
I was there for about 1 hour or so, when a couple came in the theater. They were not really dressed for play, she had on Jeans and a sweater top. (cold weather) I'll call them G & V. She (V) was a very pretty lady with dirty blond hair, and very nice rack, and had a nice figure, not skinny and not fat. He (G) was a little heavy but had apparently lost a lot of weight and was continuing to loos the extra pounds.
 
They were middle age, probably in their early 40's. this couple sat in the back on the padded bench, and watched the movies pretty intently. I talked to G for a while to get an idea of what they were into, he said that this was still pretty new to V, and she was a little shy. I think he said they had only been there about 4 times. Everyone of the Guys in the theater (probably 4 guys total) were very respectful, and no one made any attempt to crowd around or to chase them away. No one slapping the Monkey around them either.
 
G told me that they sometimes go to the booths and play around some, but not a lot of interaction with the single guys yet except for some touching. They made a couple visits to the booths and as usual pretty much everyone in the theater tagged along. There are some very small peep holes in most of the booths so you can see in from the outside. The first time they played alone, the next time V did choose one lucky guy to occupy the booth with her, while G watched through the glory hole. I could see I was not going to be included in the booth action, so I did offer to share my hotel suite with them if they did not want to drive back to Kentucky. Alas, that did not happen either.

 A second couple came in the theater but only stayed about 1/2 hour and got up and left. (they were not in the theater long enough to start up a conversation or too give them a nick name) They were a little older of a couple, and of course beggers can't be choosers, I would have gladly shared some play time with them. (actually her) After the two couple left, no more couples came in. This theater is actually attached to a strip club in the same building (separate doors) The best thing about this theater is it is free to couples every day. So you never know when a couple will come in and want to play.

More of the XXX theaters should make every day free for couples. The little they will loose on the couples will be more than made up on the number of singles who will come in and pay. I do hope to get back to the Fulton Street Theater again and again. It is very clean, the staff is friendly and when the movie is over they will let you pick out a different one. I hope G&V keep coming back, I think V will get over the shyness and become a great player, both in the booths and maybe even in the theater. One thing that may be a problem in the small theater is the amount of light, it is pretty well lit. No dark corners to play in.

When the Strip Club closed for the night, (3 AM) I hoped there would be some couples who had a little extra to drink and come over to play, but that did not happen either. G&V asked some of the theater patrons what was the wildest thing that they had seen going on, and from the stories that were told, this place seems to get some hot action. There was a big festival in town, so that may have been one reason more couples did not show up on this Saturday evening. I shook G's hand on G&V's way out and said call me if you decide not to drive back to Kentucky. No phone call.

You just never know how this thing we love will turn out every time we go through the doors of the XXX theaters.
Sorry for this being so long, and no real sexy news but every up-date can't always be a hot night of play with lovely ladies like V, and Gentlemen like G.
Oral reporter signing out. I will probably be at the Circle Cinema in Wichita, KS. mid week.

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Thanks again to The Oral Reporter for two quality reports this week.  Keep up the great work, sir.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Field Report! The Oral Reporter on Tammy's Theater in Paducah, KY

Doc here with the first of two new reports from senior correspondent, The Oral Reporter.
 
Take it away, sir...
 
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Oral Reporter here:
 
Thought I would give you an up-date on Tammy's Theater in Paducah, KY. Not much sexy information, but it is an up-date.
 
Friday night I was at Tammy's Theater in Paducah, KY. I did not arrive until just before 10PM, and they close at 12 midnight (theater closes at 11:30 PM). I paid my 7 dollars to get in and found it to be a very clean theater, but very small. They have these new card keys that let you in, so the clerk doesn't have to keep letting you in. (like hotel plastic keys). 
 
When I arrived there was one couple in the store, young and good looking probably in the late 20's. I was hoping they would come into the theater, but they never did. There were 3 other guys in the theater,and no couples. But as everyone always says, never give up hope. I stayed until the lights came on and the theater was closing. I kept my hopes alive until then. No couples came in the theater, since it was a Friday night, I was thinking maybe it was the cold weather (mid 40's) keeping them away.
 
I asked the clerk and he said they very rarely get any couples. They do have a couples night where the couples get in for the price of a single, but I think it is mostly a sausage fest, so I don't think I will be back. Wish my report was better on Tammy's in Paducah, KY.
 
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Thanks to The Oral Reporter for this report.  Next up for The Oral Reporter is his article on the Fulton Street Theater in Evansville, IN.  Look for it soon at The Journal, your one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.
 
Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Gordon on The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas


Doc here with a Flash report from Gordon on Dallas' Lido Adult Theater.  Not every report is positive, and this is one of those reports. 

This report contains a reminder of some of the cardinal rules of behavior inside an adult theater, and the consequences of not following those rules.

Here is Gordon and his report...

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Hi Dr.,

My hotel didn't have NFL Network, so the only way for me to watch the Rams-Cardinals game was to go to the Lido Adult Theater. Okay, that wasn't my only way, but, Lido's plays NFL games on two screens in the "waiting areas" upstairs.

The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX
See, Lido's is an adult theatre, with an actual theatre, upstairs and downstairs. A quick, low ticket price gains you access to both theatres, the upstairs theatre through a buzz-in door. The downstairs theatre shows gay movies and is presumably for gay men to hook up. The upstairs theatre is at the end of a long hallway. Doors on either side contain private rooms, with couches and the standard video machines. No glory holes, no real need for them.

So, back to my trip Thursday night. I intended to go to Lido's to watch the game and watch the action. Game turned out extremely boring, but the action, while not sexual, was not boring.
I grew tired of the game and made my way into the theatre. My eyes took a few minutes to adjust, but the movie was immense. Quite possibly the hottest actress I've seen in a porno in a long time.
I was only in there for a couple of minutes when a couple walked in. They walked right up front and sat down in the row in front of me. They seemed intent on watching the movie, she rubbed him through his pants for a bit. They moved on, no action from them.

Then another couple walked in. She was gorgeous! A hot, dark, Latina, in the shortest skirt I've seen in a long time. Nice large breasts were framed above a leather belt wrapped around her waist, her black outfit accentuating every curve. Fishnet stockings encased her legs, ending down in some very sexy high heels.

Immediately, the couple sat down in the front row, the guys they started swarming. When a guy sat down next to her and started rubbing her thigh, the pack broken into a frenzy. And a frenzy it was, dicks started popping out, crowding the young lady, she looked like a frightened rabbit. It made me very uncomfortable.

The couple finally fought their way through the growing crowd and sought refuge in one of the private rooms. The herd followed. I was shocked by the behavior of the patrons this time, every previous trip to Lido's has been fantastic.

When I walked out into the hallway, the couple was in their private room, with the door open and nearly 15 guys standing inside the room. They finally gave up and kicked everyone out of the room, keeping one young, handsome cad in the room with them. They didn't stay long in there, the couple, I'm assuming very disturbed by the crowd ended up leaving, with the young guy following behind. They ended up leaving Lido's.

Let this be a lesson to those who don't appreciate the finer, more respectful elements of this thing of ours.

The lady looked dressed to entertain, a voluptuous Latina ready to dish out, but the actions of the theatre vultures turned them off. Be respectful, understand NO means NO, and space needs to be given to the ladies. Don't frighten them off, don't ruin this thing of ours.

Sorry for the negative report, Dr. Lizardo. Sometimes we need to be reminded of the rules.

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Doc here again... Thanks to Gordon for a much needed reminder, that a few bad apples will spoil the scene in any adult theater.  This happened to be a bad night, and the results were a big goose egg for the crowd.

Thanks,
Doc