Flash Report! Gordon on The Lido Adult Theater in Dallas

Doc here with a Flash report from Gordon on Dallas' Lido Adult Theater.  Not every report is positive, and this is one of those reports. 

This report contains a reminder of some of the cardinal rules of behavior inside an adult theater, and the consequences of not following those rules.

Here is Gordon and his report...

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Hi Dr.,

My hotel didn't have NFL Network, so the only way for me to watch the Rams-Cardinals game was to go to the Lido Adult Theater. Okay, that wasn't my only way, but, Lido's plays NFL games on two screens in the "waiting areas" upstairs.

The Lido Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

See, Lido's is an adult theatre, with an actual theatre, upstairs and downstairs. A quick, low ticket price gains you access to both theatres, the upstairs theatre through a buzz-in door. The downstairs theatre shows gay movies and is presumably for gay men to hook up. The upstairs theatre is at the end of a long hallway. Doors on either side contain private rooms, with couches and the standard video machines. No glory holes, no real need for them.

So, back to my trip Thursday night. I intended to go to Lido's to watch the game and watch the action. Game turned out extremely boring, but the action, while not sexual, was not boring.
I grew tired of the game and made my way into the theatre. My eyes took a few minutes to adjust, but the movie was immense. Quite possibly the hottest actress I've seen in a porno in a long time.
I was only in there for a couple of minutes when a couple walked in. They walked right up front and sat down in the row in front of me. They seemed intent on watching the movie, she rubbed him through his pants for a bit. They moved on, no action from them.

Then another couple walked in. She was gorgeous! A hot, dark, Latina, in the shortest skirt I've seen in a long time. Nice large breasts were framed above a leather belt wrapped around her waist, her black outfit accentuating every curve. Fishnet stockings encased her legs, ending down in some very sexy high heels.

Immediately, the couple sat down in the front row, the guys they started swarming. When a guy sat down next to her and started rubbing her thigh, the pack broken into a frenzy. And a frenzy it was, dicks started popping out, crowding the young lady, she looked like a frightened rabbit. It made me very uncomfortable.

The couple finally fought their way through the growing crowd and sought refuge in one of the private rooms. The herd followed. I was shocked by the behavior of the patrons this time, every previous trip to Lido's has been fantastic.

When I walked out into the hallway, the couple was in their private room, with the door open and nearly 15 guys standing inside the room. They finally gave up and kicked everyone out of the room, keeping one young, handsome cad in the room with them. They didn't stay long in there, the couple, I'm assuming very disturbed by the crowd ended up leaving, with the young guy following behind. They ended up leaving Lido's.

Let this be a lesson to those who don't appreciate the finer, more respectful elements of this thing of ours.

The lady looked dressed to entertain, a voluptuous Latina ready to dish out, but the actions of the theatre vultures turned them off. Be respectful, understand NO means NO, and space needs to be given to the ladies. Don't frighten them off, don't ruin this thing of ours.

Sorry for the negative report, Dr. Lizardo. Sometimes we need to be reminded of the rules.

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Doc here again... Thanks to Gordon for a much needed reminder, that a few bad apples will spoil the scene in any adult theater.  This happened to be a bad night, and the results were a big goose egg for the crowd.

Thanks,
Doc