"Boogie Nights Sexy 70's Party" at the Oregon Theater in Portland on Friday July 14, 2017 from 8pm until 3am!

Doc here... Attention Portlandia-area enthusiasts!  This Friday night, embrace your inner Dirk Diggler or Rollergirl and boogie on down to The Oregon Theater for their Boogie Nights Party.  The fun runs from 8pm until 3am!

Join your host Joe, adult theater poet laureate Brent, and some of PDX's sexiest couples and singles for a great night of lifestyle fun!

Thanks,
Doc

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago - "My Secret Entrance"

Doc here, a man who some say should have used a Richter Scale to measure the vibrations rippling through the Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for The Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party.

Luckily for us, one of my favorite contributors to The Journal, the amazing Twistingly, has put pen to paper and has submitted the following report to The Good Doctor about this great night at 15th Ave!

Take it away, Twistingly!
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Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party - My Secret Entrance

Finally! The next Secret Room 2125 party was scheduled for a night I could attend, and I was ready to check it out. I was feeling a tad nervous since it was going to be my first unchaperoned visit to 15th Ave, but when I learned that my friends Simply M and her Daddy would be there, I made up my mind to go. As it turned out, the only thing I needed to be nervous about was remembering which entrance use.

Having arranged to meet my friends beforehand, we arrived shortly after 8 with hopes of snagging a choice table and a swag bag. We entered through the party room door (yes, I had to be reminded) where we were greeted by the congenial Doc himself passing out party favors (thank you!).

Loot in hand, we claimed a table close to the stage, front and center for all the fun. Partygoers in varying degrees of dress, or undress, soon took to the stage and danced. The sexiest outfit contest followed and Ginger Squirts made an appearance. There were a couple ladies who seemed to know their way around a pole (wink), but they ALL put on a fabulous show for a very appreciative audience.

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: The End Has Come for CT's Adult Theater in Gary, IN

Doc here, a man who some say orders extra grated cheese at an Italian restaurant to such a degree that he will often exhaust the server, thus a replacement grater must be summoned to finish the job. 

As The Good Doctor sits here on a Sunday evening, I debated whether to report what has been all over the Chicago/Indiana news for over a week now. Even I have noted this event in the Adult Theater Database last week, I think I should add some context.

As many of you may know, CTs Adult Theater/Gentlemen's Club in Gary, Indiana, had a visit from Johnny Law, as well as county Excise officials Saturday July 1, 2017.  

The news reports from this unfortunate series of events can be found here:
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-raid-gary-club-arrest-dancer/article_f7b15e8b-3b21-51aa-bfac-7295b9ac1e45.html

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/indiana-woman-arrested-during-prostitution-investigation-432179843.html

Visit Announcement! Tonight! Jade Hits Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ Saturday 7/8/17 at 6pm!

Doc here, a man who some say is fluent in 9 languages, but only using the question "Where is the alpaca farm?"

Attention Philly/NJ -area adult theater enthusiasts!  Saturday evening at 6pm,  my good friend Jade will be stopping by the always awesome Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ to help celebrate her upcoming birthday.  And by saying "celebrate her upcoming birthday", I mean she will be on the lookout for bunch of able-bodied men ripe for some R&R.

The very busty Jade has the following rules of the road for Saturday night (please read them, gents!):

• Be clean.
• Be polite.
• Be freshly showered.
• Be sober.
• Do not be pushy - She'll be there all night.
• Do not use or smell of poppers, RUSH, etc. near her (This is a big one, gents!).
• No Anal.
• Safe sex only.

Gents, these rules are common sense.  Please follow them, and a great night will follow. Failure to follow them will result in a short night and a disappointed Jade, and we do not want that!

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Amelia Earhart Mystery Deepens

Doc here, a man who some say would be shot on site if he ever enters Bolivia again, with hopefully a clarification of a recent news item that you may have seen.

Even though The Good Doctor is a world traveler, he has never been to the Marshall Islands, let alone on a dock overlooking the Jaluit Atoll.  And he had no knowledge of the Amelia Earhart disappearance in 1937.

I hope this clears the air. 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Hits Odyssey II in Battle Creek, MI in April 2017!

Doc here, a man who some say lives, breathes, and eats The Merengue, with a informative Flash Report on one of the more mysterious adult theater/ABS combos I have come across in this thing of ours, Odyssey II in Battle Creek, MI. Luckily for us, senior Journal scribe Dry Clean Only has taken one for the team, dropped a few shekels, and has reported by To The Good Doctor.

What say you, Dry Clean Only?

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Doc,

I've learned that it's a team effort in this thing of ours.  Without the couples, we wouldn't be here.  Without the infrequent appearances of the single ladies, our imaginations would be dimmed.  Without the theaters (and their owners who seem to be fighting a gentrified city hall more often than not these days), there would be no common meeting ground for friends and strangers alike to soak in the scene.  Without a captain, the team falls apart.  Thank the Gods for our teammates, in this thing of ours, and especially our valiant Captain, Dr. Lizardo!

In the spirit of teamwork, I put a few hours of unexpected free time (and $100 for the rental car) to use in an unexpected city (thank you, Delta) recently to do some fact checking on an establishment our Captain hasn't received a solid report on recently.  Unfortunately, timing wasn't great:  It was an unusually warm and sunny April day in Northern Michigan (85deg!), and my hour of arrival was late afternoon --- neither of which lend themselves too well to small town theater hijinks. 

But, I knew a reliable report was needed in our database for teammates considering a swing through Battle Creek, MI, so I took one for the team. 

I found Odyssey II at 567 East Michigan Ave in Battle Creek, MI to be in a well-kept, off-the-beaten trail backside of an industrial manufacturing campus.  The front of the building housed a "Spa", the back housed "Odyssey", and next door was a VFW Post.  Both buildings had about half a dozen cars each out front.

Happy 4th of July! A Celebration of Old Glory(Hole) with 99 XXX Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say cringes when he hears the phrase "roasting wieners", with a 4th of July celebration of Old Glory(Hole). 

Sitting at my desk here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college wearing a 3 year old Uncle Same outfit, I can't help but think back to the good old days.  The good old days where Old Glory(Holes) were aplenty in almost every ABS or ABS/theater combo. And while there are still some out there (especially in the Pacific Northwest), they are a vanishing breed.

So kids, let's look fondly back at some of the hottest Old Glory(Hole) images from the Good Doctor's extensive original image library.

Enjoy your holiday!

Thanks,
Doc

OLD GLORY(HOLE) REMEMBRANCES
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Visit Announcement! The Sexual Athletes at The Art Cinema in Hartford on Monday July 3rd, 2017 at 7pm!

Doc here, a man who some say is known for his angelic singing voice (as well his archery skills), with a special Visit Announcement for my good friends The Sexual Athletes!

Monday will truly be Monday Madness at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CT, as The Sexual Athletes return for one of their final visits at 7pm Monday 7/3/17.

Mrs. Sexual Athlete is a force of nature, has the body of a Greek Goddess, and has the sexual appetite of the naughtiest of hot wives.  (Trust your old friend in the white suit and aviator on this).

The Sexual Athletes are looking for:

Clean, drug-free, smoke-free, respectful, non-pushy and ready gentlemen to enjoy a feature or two on the main floor of The Art. If you are not, then this is going to be a short evening with only yourselves to blame.

Guys, do not disappoint The Good Doctor.  Follow the rules above, and everyone has a great night.  If not, then go home and get your shinebox! 

And now, how about some white-hot pics of Mrs. Sexual Athlete!

Monday July 3rd at the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford...  One of the final Sexual Athletes visits!  7pm!  Don't miss it!

And tell them Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc

TONIGHT! Secret Room 2125: Star & Strips Party on Saturday July 1st, 2017 at the 15th Ave. Party Room in Chicago!

Updated Saturday 7/1 at 1PM: Doc here with your latest update on tomorow night's big Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Party Room!

First of all, here your sneak peek at the Swag Bags for tomorrow night's party:

Next, A little birdie has told me of a couple of special out of town couples that will be in attendance. They have asked for discretion, but assured me they will be there. Be ready, and possibly wear goggles. 

Coming to the Stars & Strips Party inside The Secret Room 2125? Let your peers know on SLS or on Fetlife!  

More updates to come...

Thanks,
Doc
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Updated Thursday 6/29 at 11am: Doc here with a quick update on this Saturday's special Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium Party Room.

The swag bags for the event will be finished this afternoon, and will be given out to the first 20 M/F Couples in the door Saturday night starting at 8pm (with their paid admission). Look for a pic of the swag bags later today in the next update here on The Journal as well as on Twitter. 

Back to the Lizardo HQ Lab to finish party details... Until later, I am The Good Doctor.

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The Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party is an intimate couples & singles Dr. Lizardo Event at the Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Emporium, 2125 N. 15th Ave, Rear Entrance, Melrose Park, IL.

Special Date: Saturday July 1st, 2017

Time: 8pm to 1am

This is an intimate Dr. Lizardo party that you are invited to attend. Entrance is through the Party Room door at the rear of 15th Ave. Adult Emporium facing the rear parking lot.

BYOB: YES!

Special Guest BYOB Bartender: Tess!

Dress Code: Girls: Sexy in RED, WHITE and/or BLUE! Guys: Dress to impress.

Your Invite: M/F Couples - $20 Single Guys - $35 (New), Single Girls and T's - $15 Cash Only.

To celebrate this special Saturday Secret Room 2125 Party, the first 20 M/F Couples will receive a Secret Room Swag Bag with their paid admission!

The Secret Room 2125 Parties are a 1x-2x per month party at The Party Room. We hope you'll join us for the beginning of a new Chicago lifestyle tradition! Our events typically draw between 35-50 couples and dozens of sexy singles.

Doc Lizardo will be your host! Our famous sexy outfit contest is also on tap, with three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!

Join us for the Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party, Saturday July 1st, 2017 at 8pm until 1am! Chicago's best value in lifestyle events!

Questions? Please e-mail me HERE.

Thanks! 

Doc

Visit Announcement: "Operation Baby Ruth" - A Visiting Dignitary at Fantasyland 1 in Tampa Saturday Afternoon 7/1/17 at 1PM

Doc here, a man who some say was once titled "Most Improved Log Roller" sometime in 1989...

Tampa, I'm looking at you. Saturday afternoon, July 1st, a visiting tall, sexy dignitary with long legs & glasses will be visiting Fantasyland 1 in Tampa.  Here is a screen grab of the announcement sent to me here at the editors desk:

There you go, kids.  You have your marching orders.  Stop by a 7-11, pick up a Baby Ruth, and march over to Fantasyland 1 in Tampa at 1pm Saturday. 

Tell them Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc