Reminder: Get your "Best Adult Theater Experience" Story Into The Journal!

Doc here with a reminder to submit your entries to the "Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience".  Here is how to do it:
So, here are the rules, ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

1. E-mail The Good Doctor using the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" button on the right hand side of the Journal.(or e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com).
2. Write up your best 2010 adult theater (or ABS for that matter) experience.  Please include the following information: Location, when in 2010 it happened, and lots of detail.  You have read the 100 of stories here...Just use that format.
3. Don't worry about spelling and punctuation - I will edit and doll up your submission.
4. Provide a pen name that you want to use for your experience.
5. Around mid-December, I will cut off submissions, and get the poll up. 
6. Vote for your favorite 2010 adult theater experience.

Easy. Fast. And energy efficient.  That's the Lizardo Way.

So what are you waiting for?  Write up your favorite 2010 adult theater experience and get the report into me, The Good Doctor.

Let the reports begin!

Thanks,
Doc

A Thanksgiving House Call: Back Home in Upstate NY - Part 2

Doc here with Part 2 of "A Very Special Thanksgiving House Call".  When last left The Good Doctor, he was he was in the midst of danger and mayhem...

The trip into Niagara Falls and Talk of the Town Video was both a trip down not very positive memory lane, and a theater scene pretty much on life-support.  There was a light at the end of the tunnel though, as The Good Doctor was going to visit the newest adult theater(s) in Western NY State: Video Liquidators #3.



Video Liquidators #3
1770 Elmwood Avenue, Buffalo, NY











Video Liquidators #3 (VL3) opened after The Good Doctor left his original practice in Upstate NY for the friendly confines of The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.  I knew where it was, and knew the building was once a distribution center (as are many buildings in this section of The Queen City).

Reports from VL3 have been few and far between, so I really was going into this with a blank sheet of paper and new crayon to take notes.  I arrived at VL3 at 8pm, since I knew from my former days in this area that the theater scene is a pretty early one.  VL3 has the distinction of the only adult theater I am aware of that has covered inside parking in addition to outside parking.  The covered section used to be a loading dock in it's previous life.  Not a bad idea considering how bad Buffalo winters can be.

After entering from the well lit interior parking lot, I discovered VL3 to be huge...Easily one of the largest ABS outside of Vegas.  The counter is located dead center of the ABS, and the staff was friendly and female.

Entrance fees are $10 for a single theater. or $15 for both.  On Saturday nights, the small theater #2 is couples only.

 The theater layout is as follows:  The main theater is called The Pussycat (a homage to The legendary chain of the same name), and has a neon sign on a faux marquee above the entrance to the theater.  This theater is long and narrow... About 11 theater style seats (with cup holders) across, divided by a largish center aisle.  There had to be 20-25 rows of seats, making the capacity of the place 220+.  In back of the seating area was a large standing (groping and beyond) area that was about 15'x20'.

The big downfall of this theater is the TV screen... It might have been a 50" flat screen, but in an auditorium that size, it was very small.  And it didn't throw that much light to the rest of the theater.

Theater #2 shows gay/tranny movies with the exception of Saturday nights, when this theater is the couples theater.  Configuration of this theater was very different.  This room was wider than it was long, and smaller...Maybe a 90 to 100 seat capacity.  I liked the vibe in this theater a lot more than the larger auditorium.

Now, when The Good Doctor makes his out of town House Calls, I am just basically taking a snapshot of what went on that night.  Now, being that this area used to be in my backyard, I thought I might run into one of the regulars from back in the day.  And sure enough I did... My old friend John happened in, and he brought me up to speed on the happenings at VL3.

The highlights from John's assessment:

• VL3 is getting some couples traffic, but typically one couple at a time.  And, as always, on weekends.
• On Saturday nights, the couples attending the couples theater rarely migrate over to the singles theater (The Pussycat) to play with the gen pop.
• A few regular couples from way back in the day come to VL3... Including (drum roll please...) Lynn the 3rd Grade Teacher! (Click here for Lynn's Top 3 Adult Theater Women story).  Lynn makes a few appearances from time to time, but in good weather her fancy turns to daytime dogging.
• John also mentioned the the couples traffic at Talk of The Town in Niagara Falls was getting kind of rare... VL3 is getting what little there is left of it nowadays.

That night, there were no couples in the theaters. None. Nada. Zilch.   I stayed until 10:30pm, and the prospect of nothing happening that night grew as the snow came down and made driving difficult.  I said good bye to John, and hit the road. 

VL3, I hardly knew ye...

Video Liquidators #3
Pros:

• Best adult theater option in Western New York
• Inside parking (and out too)
• Two large new theaters
• Theaters are very clean
• Couples night on Saturday
• Large ABS

Cons:

• Awful bathrooms (always been a problem with WNY adult theaters)
• Light attendance
• VL3 on major street in Buffalo (not very discreet)
• Flat screen TVs WAY too small for size of theaters they reside in.
• Very dark

Bottom Line:

Could be worse... There could be no adult theaters in Western NY.

Thanks,

Doc

Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience - Round 1: Dr. Emilio on "E" @ The Jolar in San Diego

Doc here...I thought I would lead things off on the "Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience", and it would also give you an idea of what exactly I am looking for in a nomination.

My top 2010 adult theater experience is from September, during a House Call visit to The Jolar Cinema in San Diego, CA.  Here is my report, as posted here at the Journal:

The Good Doctor (after being underwhelmed across town), got to The Jolar Cinema in San Diegpo about 10pm this Tuesday night (please note my spectacular timing of going to The Jolar on a non-couple's night). My expectations were realistic, but hopes high as always.  15 Minutes after my arrival, the buzzer rang and the sound of two sets of footsteps traveling down the hallway began.

The couple paused for a minute in the hallway, but I could see them through the aforementioned glass between the theater and the hallway. She was an attractive Hispanic girl, curvy but not heavy at all. She was about 5'5", and looked a bit like America Ferrera (with longer hair).  She was wearing a white floral print dress that went to just above her knees.  Suddenly, The Good Doctor's Tuesday night was looking a little bit better.

The couple walked into theater #1 and took up a seat in the front row, but seemed restless... Soon, they were on the move to the larger theater and again took a spot in the large chairs.  It was at this time I had a flashback to adult theaters from my younger days as an intern in the 80's and 90's.  During those visits, there was often a cat and mouse game between couples and guys hoping to hook up with them.  The game consisted of finding seats in the theater, and the counter-move by the guys... Eventually, the couple would either find a guy of their liking, or continue their search for one.  I was getting this type of vibe from them...Was it fact, or just the wishful thinking of a guy wearing a stethoscope?

After a few minutes in the larger theater, they left and headed down the hallway heading for the door. Luckily, they stopped back near the window, while your narrator positioned himself in the field of view so I could see them and they could see me.  "E" (as I would later find out her name) was standing in front of her guy while she was slightly grinding into him with her body... It was a very hot show they were putting on.  This lasted a few minutes, and they moved back to theater 1, and back to the front row.  I took up residence in the back row...

Much to my surprise, they got up again, and moved back to my row, with "E" sitting in the high backed and sided chair next to me, and her guy next to her. The game was afoot. 

Over the course of a few minutes, we exchanged glances...First eye to eye, then eye to body.  Mine to her ample chest, her's to my crotch.  The vibe in the room was getting hotter, and drawing on my experience in "this thing of our's", took control being the alpha dog in the room.  The other guys in the theater didn't seem to know what to do, whereas I was dusting off the Lizardo Handbook. 

"E" gave me a final glance, and she and her guy moved to the larger theater again, this time to the back row. Now here is the twist... The back row has two love seats, but there are two single seats separating them.  "E" sat on the love seat, whereas her guy sat next to her in a single seat. It was time to make my move...

I walked up to "E", and politely asked her if she minded me sitting on the love seat with her. She shook her head in a "why not" manner, but did not say anything (more on that later). During the course of the next 10 minutes, we moved closer to each other, finally touching thighs.  Going back to those days in the old school adult theaters, the rule of thumb was always "when sitting next to a woman, always let her make the first move with her hand".

Sure enough, she moved her hand to my thigh, and then to my crotch. My hand was stroking her thigh, and gliding up to her panties.  Shortly afterwards, she was stroking my cock while I was continuing to caress her soft skin.  This was getting good...Real good.

She motioned me to follow them...Again, no words, just a gesture. 

We walked back to the hallway and stopped. She again stood in front and to the right of her guy, her back to his front. I stood next to her, stroking her back and ass...She once again reached for my hard cock.  Things now progressed to me facing her, while my hand was buried inside her panties, fingering her sopping wet pussy. "E" then buried her head into my shoulder, exposing her neck, which I kissed and nibbled on.  Her moans got louder, and she was grinding harder into me. She then returned the favor, kissing my neck and continuing to moan softly into my ear.  My head was swimming, trying to anticipate what would happen next. The rougher I got with her in that hallway, the more she was responding. At one point, I had her arms pinned her sides while I was almost fucking her...

What I could have never anticipated was what came next.

After 15 minutes in that hallway, she again motioned me to follow them again.  This time, we headed out the door and out of the theater. OK... Was this going to be an in-car thing? A parking lot dogging thing?

E's guy went down to get their conversion van (perfect for an in-car thing)... This left me alone with "E" in the parking lot of The Jolar, and I asked her name.  She also told me she spoke no English, and asked if I spoke Spanish. The Good Doctor is a paesan, not an amigo.  Suddenly, things were getting real complicated.

 To the left of The Jolar is a white circular building housing a custom glass showroom, facing University Avenue (you can see it clearly in the photo of The Jolar).  E's guy backed the van in facing University Avenue.  I thought I was confused before...Now I was just baffled.  We walked over, and "E" began talking with her guy.  E had hopped into the front seat, and they left the door open while I stepped up to check on the story. She then asked me in very broken English..."condom?".  I pulled out one and responded the way any American would talking with someone who doesn't speak English: Way too loud.

The second I responded, E spun around in the front seat and now was facing me...She laid down, and pulled her panties off. At this point, I'd like to remind the jury that it is now about 11:45pm, on a pretty busy street, and "E" wants me to fuck her right then and there. In the open. In public. In the well-lit parking lot.

So I did.

E's pussy was still slippery, and incredibly tight.  This was going to have to be quick and intense, given the geography and conditions. "E" wrapped her legs around my waist while I slid into her wet pussy. As I was fucking his girl, the guy was playing with her ample boobs.  Within a minute, she started bucking wildly while yelling "Si, Si!".  She came as I did...

I got my stethoscope and lab coat back in place while "E" did likewise... I gave her a hug good-bye, and shook the guys hand.  They fired up the van, and off into the darkness they drove.

And that was that. It was one of those "Holy shit, what did I just do?" moments... It was also an all-time top 5 adult theater experince for The Good Doctor.  It had it all...The chase, the teasing, the foreplay, and an element of uniqueness.  Check.  To top it off, "E" was a hottie.

It has been years since I had a theater sex experience remotely like that.  The Good Doctor may not be the young intern he once was, but his experience in the field paid big dividends that Tuesday night.
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So there you are, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... A sample of a Top 10 Adult Theater Experience report.  I will publish all entries... And you do not have to be a verbose as The Good Doctor. 

Now, it's your turn.

Thanks,
Doc

Call For Entries! What Was Your Best 2010 Adult Theater Experience?

Doc here... As I was driving back to The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college after Thanksgiving, I was looking back at 2010 at what were my personal adult theater highlights.  There were several good ones...Really good ones.

But then it occurred to me, why not open this up to the thousands of readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters?  I could set this up like the very successful "Top 3 Adult Theater Women" contest.  I could post all entries, and at the end, set up the poll and we could vote away.

So, here are the rules, ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

1. E-mail The Good Doctor using the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" button on the right hand side of the Journal.(or e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com).
2. Write up your best 2010 adult theater (or ABS for that matter) experience.  Please include the following information: Location, when in 2010 it happened, and lots of detail.  You have read the 100 of stories here...Just use that format.
3. Don't worry about spelling and punctuation - I will edit and doll up your submission.
4. Provide a pen name that you want to use for your experience.
5. Around mid-December, I will cut off submissions, and get the poll up. 
6. Vote for your favorite 2010 adult theater experience.

Easy. Fast. And energy efficient.  That's the Lizardo Way.

So what are you waiting for?  Write up your favorite 2010 adult theater experience and get the report into me, The Good Doctor.

Let the reports begin!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: "Decorating Her Snowy Globes With Their Pearly Essence" by Brent in Portland

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Hump Day Bonus: A Tease From Gloryhole Nancy

Doc here with a Hump Day Bonus for you, the good readers of The Journal of Adult Theaters.  Our good friend, Gloryhole Nancy (and her guy, T) sent along a teaser pic that will part of their next full "Kneelin' With Nancy" report, due in the next few days.  Who knew Toledo would be so much fun?

So, here is a little feather to tickle your ass with... Enjoy! (remember, to enlarge, just click the image)

Thanks,

Doc

Flash Report: Gulf Coast Theater by Bob in Biloxi

Doc here with a Flash Report from Senior Journal Correspondent, Bob in Biloxi.  If it weren't for bad luck, Bob would have no luck (lately).  Bob's tale of frustration is as follows:
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Hi Doc,

11/27/10 Report: Gulf Coast Adult Theater

Two couples showed up at the theater Saturday night. One was a newbie, petite blond, slim, nice little ass. She was dressed in pants and a pullover top. They watched the movie for awhile, stepped outside for a smoke, and when they came back in sat on one of the front couches. One man next to them and started talking to them, when the husband got pissed off and they left. I asked the guy what happened, he told me she wanted to fuck him, but her husband wasn’t cool with that. So later on I found out they sat in the car outside and had an argument before coming back to the couch and having some guy lick her twat for awhile. Then they left for good.


Meanwhile, down at the ABS (aka Gay Social Setting) this drop dead gorgeous (Picture a Snooki look alike) dressed in fuck me boots, wearing a gray pullover dress, with stockings came in and proceeded to the booths. Two black guys (gay) jumped into the booth next to them and refused to give up the booth, effectively cock blocking anyone else from feeding her some fun. They changed booths once and the same thing happened. So they left and the gays went back to their “normal” behavior (if you can call it that) I sure hope they come back. I was disappointed they were cock-blocked by these gay fellows. I’m sure she was too, but things like this happen for no apparent reason.
I was wondering if any of the members had a way around this problem (shots being fired is un-acceptable of course). Do these happy fellows think by blocking a couple they can possibly attain residual cock? That didn’t happen, I stayed until they (gay guys) left and they were still at zero/zero.

I simply don’t understand the logic.
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We feel your pain, Bob.  Seems like every other report coming across the newsdesk here at The Journal is about problematic patrons at adult theaters and ABS's.  And it's unfortunate.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Click on the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" section on the right hand side of The Journal, and fire away.  It's easy, and you will thank yourself in the morning.

Thanks,
Doc

A Thanksgiving House Call: Back Home in Upstate NY - Part 1

Doc here... I am finally back in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college, after several long days back in Upstate NY for Thanksgiving.  It's good to be back in the control room at The Good Doctor's practice.

Remember those special episodes of "Little House on the Praire", or "Life Goes On", and it was aways prefaced in the coming attractions as  "A very special "LIfe Goes On..."?  Well, this House Call Report is  "A very special Dr. Emilio House Call Report".  Why?  It's my original home turf.



Talk of the Town Video
820 Connecting Rd., Niagara Falls, NY



I was able to devote one evening away from standard Thanksgiving rituals and return to my old adult theater haunts in Buffalo and Niagara Falls, NY.

A little upstate NY adult theater history for you, the good readers of The Journal.  Let's jump in The Way Back Machine and set the clock for 1988.  The 4 large upstate NY cities are from West to East: Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany.  And all had a nice adult theater scene...

Buffalo: Capri Art Theatre
Niagara Falls: The Niagara Falls Cinema, Good Time Charlie's
Rochester: The Monroe Theater, The Lyell Theater
Syracuse: The Paris Twin
Albany (Troy): The Cinema Art

(Note: Theaters in BOLD had an extra crazy adult theater scene)

Let's now fast forward to 2010. Of the above theaters, only The Paris Twin in Syracuse still exists.  In Buffalo, the only adult theater is Video Liquidators #3 (more on that theater later).  In Niagara Falls, the NF Cinema closed and was "replaced" by Talk of the Town Video.  Rochester is a no-fly zone.  And The Cinema Art in Troy closed in 2006 after a police raid.

On Black Friday, instead of standing in line at 3am at my local Walmart for a great deal on a toaster, I decided to jump into the Lizardo 3000 and drive the hour or so to my old stomping grounds of Buffalo and Niagara Falls.  It had been years since I had been to Talk of The Town... Info I have read on the net was not very positive, but not subscribing to the court of public opinion, I wanted to find out for myself.

I drove by Talk of The Town on Friday afternoon, and the parking lot had at least 20 cars in it.  Could there be a couple or two at TOTT?  The Good Doctor threw the Lizardo 3000 into reverse and parked in the spacious lot.

Talk of the Town is an ABS, with a large video arcade area, and a smallish adult theater that holds about 50, plus a standing area in the back of the auditorium.  Back in the day, TOTT had a decent sized screen that threw all the light needed for the auditorium.  However, now it had a 50" hi-def flat screen that was way too small for that space.
As my eyes adjusted to the very dark theater, the only action inside the theater was from two cross dressers enjoying each other's company.  Lola, meet Lola.  But where were all the other people belonging to the cars in the lot?

Well, they happened to be inside the newest feature of TOTT: The "Red Garter Showroom".  It is possibly the worlds smallest strip club.  It stands in what used to be the back right of the ABS, and measures maybe 20' x 30', with a VIP area about 1/3 the area of the "club" behind a curtain.  I poked my head in, and there were about 8 guys watching the show.  I saw two different dancers when I peeked in.  IMHO, kinda goofy.  It was like having a strip club in your finished rec room.

Not much has changed there since I last walked in through it's doors.  Bathroom is dirty and disgusting, and not as couples friendly as it used to be.

Pros:

• Plenty of parking
• Discreet location
• Theater is very dark
• Back standing area
• Video arcade area

Cons:

• Bathroom still hasn't been cleaned in 10 years
• Perhaps way too dark in theater
• Staff not very friendly
• How couples friendly is TOTT?

Bottom Line:

Since there is so little going on the area, sure, check it out.  But TOT does not hold a candle to Video Liquidators #3 in Buffalo (same owner, btw).  Video Liquidators House Call will be in Part 2.

Thanks,

Doc

Time To be Thankful!

The Good Doctor will be taking a few days off to travel back to his homeland for the Thanksgiving holiday.  I feel it's time to get recharged with some crazy traffic and bad air quality back east. The Lizardo 3000 is gassed up for the trip, and there is no turning back.  Plus, I am wearing my new cummerbund.

I will be returning to The Journal of Adult Theaters on Monday November 29th.

Please continue to submit any and all reports, as I will get caught up once I return.  Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your reports, and I will get them up post haste.

Have a safe Thanksgiving everyone!

Doc

Blast From The Past: Old Marine Corps Guy on the Presidio Theater in San Francisco

Doc here with another classic Blast From The Past by our good friend Old Marine Corps Guy.  In this chapter of "Blast", OMCG tells us the tale of The Presidio Theater in San Francisco in the early 1980's.

So, now hailing from the dessert sands of Arizona, here is Old Marine Corps Guy and his Blast From The Past:

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Back in the day (the early 80’s), there were lots of theaters up in the San Francisco Bay area.  Mostly they were down in the Tenderloin area (Pussycat, Bijou, etc.), and over in North Shore and they got the majority of the tourists, and a lot of action.  But, there was one theater up there that got most of the local, and some tourist action that was way off the beaten path.  It was the Presidio Theater.



The Presidio Theater
circa 1983



  The Presidio was in a residential neighborhood, about a block off of Lombard St. (The Crookedest Street In the World).  It had once been (and now is again) a 1st run movie house.  It was probably the largest porn theater I’ve ever been in.  It had a downstairs section that probably sat 200 or more people, and then a VERY high balcony that sat an addition 200+.  To get to the top rows of the balcony you almost had to stop for breath about halfway up.  But, once you got up there…that’s where the action was.  There was a large middle section (probably 25-30 seats across) and two side section of 15-20 seats across.  The very top corner rows were just 3 seats in each corner.

 
The theater itself was always dark, and from the main floor level you could not see all the way up to the back rows of the balcony.  Each row of seats going up to the top rows was at knee level with the next row up.  That meant that if you had a lady in a dress sitting behind you, and you turned around, you were looking straight into “wonderland”.  And, as things often turned out, if you got on your knees in your seat and turned around you were at just the right level to give that lady a little friendly “lick”.  Conversely, if a friendly lady was sitting in front of you and turned around, she was at just the right level to give you one of those friendly “licks”, too.
 
There were so many couples that went there it would take pages and pages to describe them all, so I will only tell you about the one that I have always thought of as the strangest that I’ve ever seen at that theater, or any other.

 San Francisco has one of the largest “Chinatowns” of any city in the states, and a lot of Chinese (single males, couples AND single females) frequented the theaters up there.  But there was one that was at the Presidio on a regular basis that always blew my socks off.  It was a Chinese couple in their 50’s, and their DAUGHTER!!  They always came in on a Tuesday in the early evening (8ish) and always went to the very top 3 seat row in the right hand corner.  If that row was full when they got there they would wait until it was vacant and then move back there.  Dad would always wear a suit, Mom would wear a floor length dress and Daughter would always wear a mini-dress.  She was probably just barely legal to get into the theater (I think the minimum age was 18 to enter).  Cute face, very thin and boobs that were almost nonexistent.
  

To my dismay, their thing was black guys.  I got to know them a little bit and they were friendly, but they did not want anything to do sexually with white guys.  All the brothers in the theater knew of there preference, and as soon as they walked in and started up the stairs to the corner there was a stampede of brothers heading up to get into the row right in front of them. 
 
Momma sat in the middle and was the director.  She would lean over the row of seats in front to judge each guys cock and then point to the one she wanted.  Dad would get up and stand next to Mom and Mom would move over to where Dad was and the guy would sit in between Mom and Daughter.  Mom would then kind of “present” the Daughter to the guy for him to do whatever he wanted.

One time a friend of mine was picked.  His name was Cecil and he had a telephone pole for a cock.  After he sat down he took out his “monster” and started stroking it for Daughter.  Mom reached over and took her hand and put it on Cecil’s cock and she started giving him a well practiced hand job (remember…they had been doing this same thing for quite some time).  While this is going on, Dad was standing next to Mom and Mom reached over and took out his cock and started playing with it.  Cecil, in the mean time had already pulled up her dress and started to play with Daughters pussy and then got down and started sucking her off.  He did this until she came (VERY loudly), and then she leaned over and started sucking Cecil’s dick.  She could barely get the head into her mouth.  After a couple of minutes Cecil got down on his knees in front of her and started fucking her.  It obviously hurt her at first because she started crying out, but Momma said something to her in Chinese and Daughter shut up and just went along for the ride.  Cecil fucked her for about 5 minutes and then stood up and came all over her belly and legs.  This whole time Momma had been jacking Daddy off (poor guy only had about a one and a half inch dick) and Daddy got off watching this.  When they were all done, both Mommy and Daddy were saying to Cecil and Daughter, “Hao, Hao, Hao” (means good, good, good in Chinese). 



Everyone straightened up then and the family said, “Shea Shea” (thank you) and walked out of the theater.  This was the same act they did almost every week.  Cecil told me later that she had a very tight pussy (hell, with his dick EVERY pussy was tight) but that she really knew how to fuck.  She even used the muscles in her pussy to “milk” his cock.  Since Asian women are my favorites, I always felt jealous about the brothers getting all the action (especially with this cutie) but then there was always enough for everybody back then…black, white, brown and purple. 

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again….I miss the old days.

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Thanks Old Marine Corps Guy for the fantastic Blast From The Past.  Make sure you check out OMCG's terrific Yahoo Group here. 

Do you have a Blast From The Past of your own?  E-mail The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, or click on the "Submit An Adult Theater Report" on the top right of The Journal.  I will edit and format your story for you...  It's easy!  Ask Old Marine Corps Guy.

Thanks,

Doc