Saturday, June 4, 2016

Freeze Frame! Brand New Slut Diane Pics Just in Time for Tonight's Playboys and Playgirls Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Doc here, a man who some say just received a straight razor shave, a haircut, and a cannoli just in time for tonight's HUGE Playboys & Playgirls Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. 

One of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours, the amazing Slut Diane, is planning on attending tonight's party at 15th Ave. And if she is true to form, she plans on doing plenty of drinking from the multiple chocolate fountains that will be in the theater tonight. 

Did you know that Slut Diane's pics here on The Journal have been viewed over 119,000 times?  Did you also know that she has sent The Good Doctor three brand new ones to publish just in time for tonight's Playboy's and Playgirls Party at 15th Ave.?

Now you do... Enjoy!

Thanks,
Doc

Slut Diane's New Gallery
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Monday, May 30, 2016

Freeze Frame: Happy Mam-orial Day Edition w/ 25 Pics + 5 Bonus Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say has three varieties of bratwurst named after him, with a special Mam-orial Day Editon of Freeze Frame.    My name is Emilio, and I will be taking your drink orders.

First of all, this report was scheduled to go up at 11am, but apparently The Good Doctor can't tell the difference between AM and PM and I set it up wrong. I just caught it, and now here we are. 

Mam-oral Day is a big one for The Good Doctor.  A time to remember all the adult theaters that have passed... Legendary theaters such as The Palm, The Monroe, The Jefferson, The Belvedere, The Capri Art, The Earle, The Oak, and the entirety of The Deuce.  And let us reflect on the recently departed: Cinema Blue in Birmingham, The Buford Highway Twin Theaters in Atlanta, The Colony II (possibly) in E. St. Louis, and rumored to be closed soon Secrets in Oakland, CA.

In an effort to take the sting away from these lost dens of debauchery, I present to you a Mam-orial Day tribute to some of the best mams to come across the news desk here at The Journal. Nothing soothes an open wound like boobs. 

Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

Happy Mam-orial Day Gallery
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A Quick Note from the Good Doctor: Eric Edwards Fundraiser via The Rialto Report

Doc here with a quick note from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college...

The Rialto Report, a tremendous blog dedicated to the golden age of adult films and theaters, has published a piece on a fundraiser on golden age adult film star Eric Edwards.  

From the podcast and the report, it seems that Eric has fallen on tough times and health issues.  The Rialto Report has taken up the mantle to create a fundraiser for Eric so he can address his ongoing health and living situation. 

Please check out the details on the fundraiser and how you can help Eric at this link to The Rialto Report's feature:

http://www.therialtoreport.com/2016/05/29/eric-edwards-fundraiser/

Please do what you can to help. 

Thanks,
Doc


Saturday, May 28, 2016

New Feature: The Journal's Saturday Musical Interlude - Neil Young & Devo "Hey Hey My My"

An ailing Doc here, fighting a bout with octorectalitis, with a new feature here at the Journal, Doc's Musical Interlude. 

Every Saturday, I will publish a little something that has grabbed my ears and eyes that is a bit off-beat, but gives you, the good readers of The Journal, insight into the music I have enjoyed over the years.   

A couple of week ago, I published this report about The Ramones covering the 1966 Spiderman animated series theme.  I love the Ramones, and it was one of those Ramones Saturday afternoons.  

As a new regular feature here at the Journal, chances are it will be weird, come from the punk or post-punk era, and I may have owned it at one point.

Case in point is this mind-blower of a team-up: Neil Young and DEVO. This video appeared in a Neil Young directed movie from 1982 titled "Human Highway", and it's all sort of awesome. 

Neil Young meet Booji Boy. 

Enjoy my friends...

Thanks,
Doc



Thursday, May 26, 2016

Freeze Frame! Slut Diane Returns in a New Photo Set (and it's HARDCORE!) w/8 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some allege is the love-child of Clemenza and Geraldo Rivera, with a whopper of a Freeze Frame Report from my good friend and chocolate connoisseur, Slut Diane

You see, this past Saturday morning, the doorbell rang at the Chez Lizardo, deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college.  When I got to the door, it was a singing telegram, which took The Good Doctor by surprise (didn't they disappear like 30 years ago).  The guy was also dressed a Canadian Mountie, and I have no idea why.

The song (to the best of my recollection) went something like this:

Hey Good Doctor, whatya say?
Slut Diane was traveling by San Francisco Bay.
She had a taste for chocolate,
and after a few calls,
she was surrounded by at least a dozen chocolate balls.

Slut Diane dove in head and mouth first,
and due to her mighty healthy thirst,
this mighty chocolate team,
filled her kitty with lots of messy cream.

It was at this time the Mountie handed me a flash drive with the 8 HOT images you see below, jumped into the back seat of a 1977 AMC Gremlin, and sped away. 

And that last pic is a show stopper folks...

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy 8 brand new pics of the insatiable Slut Diane.

Thanks,
Doc

Slut Diane in San Francisco
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Saturday, May 21, 2016

TONIGHT! SATURDAY MAY21ST! The Next HUGE 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party in Chicago: School's Outy Party Starts at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!








































Saturday Update! Doc here, a man who has a pocket full of detention slips to give out tonight at 15th Ave. Adult Theater for tonight's School's Out Party at 15th Ave!

The Party Room looks great, and Natalie's Detention Center BYOB Bar Area is ready to see to your needs (well, some of them).

I will be looking for contestants for our Sexy Schoolgirl/Naughty Teacher/Bad Cheerleader Outfit Contest. Three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! The contest starts at 9:45pm! Sign up with The Good Doctor and I will assign you your number.

I cannot wait for tonight's event! The jet black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to make the trip into Chicago for the party. And, to boot, I am having an outstanding hair day.

We will be welcoming many first time couples, so guys, you need to be on your best behavior. Security is going to be tight. And remember cell phone usage is prohibited except in the retail store and outside in the parking lot.

First timer couples: I will be giving tours from 7:45 until 9pm tonight. Just ask for me at the front desk. Look for the guy in a lab coat.

Here we go...

Thanks,

Doc

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Friday Update! Doc here once again... We are less that 48 hours away from Saturday night's big School's Out Naughty Schoolgirl Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

The Party Room is decorated to the nines, and Natalie's Detention Center BYOB bar area is stocked with cups, ice, and soft drinks.

The Sexy Schoolgirl/Teacher/Cheerleader Outfit Contest will take place around 9:45pm, and we will be looking for 8-10 contestants for three great prizes courtesy of 15th Ave.

Don't kick yourself Sunday morning for missing School's Out. The bruises won't heal by the time you are back to work on Monday.

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,

Doc

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Thursday Update: Doc here again... The School's Out Swag Bags are done and looking mighty spiffy if you ask me.  Here they are:


















Remember kids, only the first 50 male/female couples get one of these bad boys, starting at 8pm.  Each bag carries a $50 value in products...

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, with an update on this coming Saturday's HUGE School's Out Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  

The Good Doctor has two words for you:
NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRLS

Of all the parties at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, our naughty schoolgirl/ teacher /cheerleader events are the biggest and wildest. And we cannot wait to welcome you to our latest one this Saturday night at 8pm.

Here is your checklist:

  • Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F couples with your paid admission. A $50 value in each bag!
  • Couples and single females get preferred parking in our discreet rear parking lot. 
  • Our sexy "School's Out" outfit contest returns (we need a minimum of 8 contestants, so sign up when you arrive). Three great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!
  • Enlarged couples and single females seating area in the theater.
  • BYOB (drinks need to stay in the Party Room).  We have the ice and cups.
  • Extra security on hand for this huge event.
  • NO CELL PHONES except in the retail store. Failure to adhere to this rule may lead to you being asked to leave. Don't be *that guy/girl* . 
Girls... We cannot wait to see what you will be wearing Saturday night!

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, May 20, 2016

Breaking News: The Colony II/Kisses CLOSED by the city of East St. Louis

Doc here with some bad news from the St. Louis area.  The former Colony II, now known as Kisses, was closed down by the city of East St. Louis, IL last weekend.

Contributor CM has filed a Field Report on the closure, and also expresses his opinion on what happened. 

Also included is a link to the mainstream media report on this matter.

Oy.

Here we go...

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Doc,

No raid that we know of, just bad news:

  http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article78499137.html

As a semi-regular for the last 12 years or so, two thoughts:

1) The original owner was flaunting the law, too - for at least two
decades - but I have a pretty good hunch he was paying off the two
local agencies to look the other way. The nondescript building off the
beaten path and straddling city boundaries was intentional.

2) I also suspect but cannot prove the "tip from a resident" was one
of the officers on the take having attempted to collect from the new
operator and being rebuffed.

This is a tremendous loss to the "adult playtime" community in St.
Louis. Given the new, unwanted civic attention, I strongly suspect it
will not be back.


CM

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Doc here again... I do not like the sound of things at all here.  This is a huge mountain to climb for the new owner of Kisses.  Fingers crossed, but I'm not very hopeful this will have a happy ending.

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Couple's Flash Report! Jean & Scott @ Fantasyland 1 Saturday Night 5/14/16 w/7 EXXXCLUSIVE PICS and Video!!!

Doc here, a man who some say believes in three things: prettier girls, faster airplanes, and bigger alligators. 

It's mid-May, and I am still wearing long johns here in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. But there is one thing I am sure will warm everyone up, and it's the following smoking hot report from senior Journal scribes Jean and Scott.

These two former students of Charles Xavier are now full fledged adult theater superhoes superheroes and they call the Alkali Lake section of central Florida their home base, and the legendary Fantasyland 1 as their playground.

Without further ado, please welcome back Jean & Scott!

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Hey Doc and Readers, 

Jean here. Thought you might want to hear about some dirty adventures from Friday night (5/13/16). Oh and there are NEW pictures as well! 

The Real Jean!
Scott and I were in Tampa on Friday night, so we decided to make a stop at Fantasyland 1. We had planned to be there around 10pm, but didn't make it until 11:30 or so. Luckily, there were about 15-20 cars in the parking lot so we went in to look for some action.

A little side note here: I was wearing a jean mini skirt and black very low cut shirt with heels. I generally don't wear jean skirts, they are more suited for teenagers than late twenties hotwives. Scott did not realize this and bought one for me to wear in "real life". He also didn't take my ass into account because after trying on this skirt you could see the entire bottom of it. This means that it was really only appropriate for one kind of place! I wore it proudly because when someone buys you something, you really should wear it around them to show appreciation!
Jean

Upon walking into the theater we saw about a dozen men in the hallway and a few in the theater room. There were also a few other couples and some good sounding fun coming from one of the private rooms. 

We went into the main theater and watched the video playing for a bit ( it was well scripted with excellent lighting, like always) before we headed into the gloryhole rooms. For those of you who have never been to Fantasyland, the gloryhole rooms are somewhat themed. We usually use "pirate" or for lack of a better description "Oriental". 

After getting a couple before pictures, I got down in front of the gloryhole for the first "cummer" of the night. He was well-endowed, which was nice because you don't expect to hit the jackpot on the first go. Scott jokingly asked if I wanted to buy the first car in the lot. Luckily I said "Fuck it" literally and figuratively. 

Saturday, May 14, 2016

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Check Out The Rialto Report's "The Lost Theaters of New York: Then & Now"

Doc here, a man who some say was the Tiger Beat Dream Date of May 1975, with a recommendation on a must-read for those of you invested in some degree to this thing of ours.

About three years ago, The Good Doctor started research on the lost adult theaters of New York City in and around The Deuce  (42nd St. between 7th and 8th Ave.). It was within this condensed patch of real estate that a bulk of NYC's adult porn palaces were located. 

In the mid-late-80's The Good Doctor made his first trip to NYC during a very hot mid-July day. I was working just north of New York City as a teacher as part of an internship, and by chance a few colleagues and I scheduled a day trip to The City. And during this trip found the The Deuce.   


A Map of The Deuce's Adult Theaters
(Source: Defunct Grindhouse Website)
Walking along 42nd Street, I remember the Bryant and Victory theaters specifically, even though we passed what seemed like 50 theaters.  However, even though the magnetic pull to go inside any one of them was impossible to resist, I was with the group of co-workers, and we kept walking.

I never did get back before the area was gentrified, the theaters closed, and the bulk of them demolished. 

Thanks to the amazing work of The Rialto Report, one of The Good Doctor's favorite web sites, they have revisited the sites of The Deuce's adult theaters, with a then and now profile theater by theater.  And it's all sorts of awesome! It is the best of it's kind I have seen to date, and it's a must read!

Check out this great report of "The Lost Theaters of New York" by The Rialto Report HERE .   And do The Good Doctor a favor... Please leave a comment at the bottom of that report saying that The Good Doctor from The Journal of Adult Theaters sent you.  

Congrats again to The Rialto Report!

Thanks,
Doc