Dispatches from Abroad: That Quirky Girl Checks In from the Great White North (with 3 NEW PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say put full-contact bocce on the map during a stretch in the late 1980's.  His competitors called him Palle da Terrore.

Welcome to #2 in the new series "Dispatches from Abroad". This series will focus on some of the legendary ladies in this thing of ours, where they are at the moment, and their plans for the adult theater scene once it re-opens fully. 

Kids, I have a special surprise for you.  The Lizardo KY teletype Machine fired up early Friday evening with a communique from the Yukon Territory in NW Canada. Could it be?  

It can't be... 

Yes, the message was sent from a dog sled training outpost in Beaver Creek, authored by my good friend, the sextastic That Quirky Girl! And along with the dispatch were three brand new images of TQG during her downtime between training sessions with the dog sled team. 

And folks, she is looking FINE!

IMPORTANT: That Quirky Girl's report needs to be read with the following playing in the background for full effect. Trust me on this...

Take it away, That Quirky Girl!

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Dearest Doc,

Dog sled training wages on, with almost no end in sight. I embarked on 4-day trek to Beaver Creek, deep behind enemy lines, in order to send you the information you seek (what local religious leaders call immoral photographs) and reliable Canadian wi-fi. 

I have made new friends with the local townsfolk. A Frenchman by the name Sebastian St. Ferrier has caught my eye. A generous man who is good with his hands, and handles wood with expertise. This kind man has offered to make me my own gloryhole booth using knotty pine and some large screws. 

The arctic days are long and hard. The intense training has transformed me into a sleak, lithe, sexy riding machine. More flexible & hungry than ever.

While the dog team and the Iditarod are front and center, I long for the days at CVE in Gastonia, addressing the troops, & checking their weapons before firing.  

Before long, I'll be back in the arms of this thing of ours, surrounded by my kinky brothers & sisters. Dogging (a different kind) and adult theaters will once again be a colleague in arms.

Faithfully yours,
That Quirky Girl

That Quirky Girl
(Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

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Doc here again... As I wipe my eyes, I want to thank That Quirky Girl for her report from the Yukon Territory (4 days travel from Beaver Creek) and the sexy new pics of her sexy self!  You are missed here in the lower 48, and hopefully one day you'll return, sporting a toque and no bra. 

Ladies and/or couples, do you have a "Dispatch from Abroad" ? If so, shoot your old friend in the white suit and aviators an e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . In the e-mail, please submit:

• The location of your dispatch (be as specific or general as you wish)
• 3-5 Sexy new pics from your location (I can Photoshop to your specifications)
• A paragraph or two about what you are looking forward to once this thing of ours gets up and safely running again. 

This will be a fun series... Why not jump in on the fun!

Thanks,

Doc

@LizardoJournal on Twitter

Field Report! Mack Stud Reports on the Lexington and Louisville KY Scene!

Doc here, a man who some say talked to that guy about that thing, and that thing was taken care of. 

Field Reporter Mack Stud has checked in with your old friend in the white suit, aviators, and face mask, and has submitted an overview of the scene in Lexington and Louisville KY.  Let's see what Mack has to say...

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Dr. Lizardo,

Two brief reports for you, sir.

I visited Lexington, KY and its 2004 Theater on a recent Sunday afternoon. Things seem a bit different than the last report you have listed from 2017. This is located right off the circle freeway and pretty much next to a McDonalds in an upscale neighborhood, instead of the usual spots out in the boonies or by an industrial complex, but there is parking in the back. 

Dispatches from Abroad: Bad Barbi Checks In with The Good Doctor (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say knows the value in using both hands instead of just one. 

The Good Doctor would like to welcome you to a new feature here at The Journal: "Dispatches from Abroad". In this series, I'll bring you updates and check-ins from some of our favorite couples and single females in this thing of ours, from their location (both exotic and/or domestic). 

The Lizardo Model KY Teletype Machine fired up this morning, and the first displatch was printed and decoded. In this, our first dispatch in this feature, I would like to welcome back the awesome Bad Barbi!  

Lizardo Teletype Model KY

The last we heard from Bad Barbi (and her guy), they were quarantining safely at home, biding their time until they could be busted free. 2019 and early 2020 was very busy for Bad Barbi, as she turned the Barnett Ave. Superstore in San Diego on it's ear multiple times. 

But where is Bad Barbi now?  Let's find out, shall we?

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Hi Doc,

Just checking in with you from Europe!  We wanted to get away for the summer, and we are enjoying the change of pace here. 

Bad Barbi is planning to return to San Diego in the late summer or early fall, and visits to Barnett Ave. and Jolar are in the cards.  We may also visit a few other cities (maybe Denver or Phoenix), but we'd like to hear other city suggestions from your readers. They can reach out to us @BadBarbi on Fetlife . 

In the meantime, here are 3 new-ish pics of the bad girl herself (click to ENLARGE thumbnails):

Couple's Flash Report! A Warning Report from Pennycumslut Regarding Taboo (White Center) in Seattle (with PIC)!

Doc here, a man who some say once dominated the world of tractor pulls for 3 short years in the late 1980's. The locals called him El Gran Tirador.

Lizardos & Lizardettes, not every report found on this Journal of Adult Theaters is positive and rosey. While everyone wishes that everything in this thing of ours is humming along smoothly, there are hot spots where this is not the case.

Case in point is this warning report from my good friend, the awesome Pennycumslut. The situation outlined by her took place pre-pandemic, in March of this year.  The location is Taboo (White Center), in Seattle. 

Please take note of this cautionary tale. 

Take it away, Pennycumslut!

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Taboo
9813 16th Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98106, United States

Hi Doc,

Taboo in White Center (Seattle) used to be one of my favorite places to visit. I was introduced to it by my original theater guide who lived nearby and it holds memories of very good low key visits that were playful and fun as well as busy on-the-tile-floor dirty visits...I have a lot of good stories I could share, but I thought it was prudent to share this warning first.

Recently, after a visit to Taboo, I was contacted to let me know that law enforcement were on premises immediately following my visit there. Within a few weeks of that, I spoke with two other male-female couples with similar experiences, as well as received messages letting me know that individuals had been there when similar incidents happened on multiple occasions despite there being no women there.

Couple's Flash Report! CoupleOH Hits The Road (& The Park) with 6 PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say has had 3 different tomato varieties named after him (Saucy Paesan, Meaty Puppet, & Bulbous Plum). 

As we navigate through these tough times nationally, The Good Doctor thinks it is a good idea to take a break and enjoy a Couple's Flash Report from one of the newest contributors to The Journal in CoupleOH. 

CoupleOH ventured out into the great outdoors, got some fresh air, and squeezed in a photo shoot that came out pretty great!  

Please welcome back to The Journal the super sexy CoupleOH!

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Hi Doc,

Happy March 94th (or June 2nd to you non-quarantined, where ever you may be)!!! Mrs CoupleOH was feeling a bit frisky, and we had an empty house, so we decided to hit the road and find a place for some public fun!!

Unfortunately, many of the metro parks had families there, and she’s not a big fan of getting exposure in the arrest reports 😲.

Mrs. CoupleOH

So, we drove around a bit trying to find a place that only had a few cars. Lucked out, finding one on a side road that only had 2 other cars there!! We parked and moseyed our way in to the woods.

Mrs. CoupleOH

Our first stop was along a little pond with a lot of croaking frogs. Some sounded like men talking, at times, making it even more fun and risqué!! She did several stops and poses back there, and he enjoyed taking every picture.

Mrs. CoupleOH

Then, as we were leaving, he saw a little historical marker on a stone wall, literally 8’ off the road. With a little convincing, and maybe (ok, not maybe) some begging, he convinced her to do some pics. She was a bit coy at first, but she really surprised him by taking her top completely off, and showing off her absolutely amazing chest!! Two cars drove by, just as she was jumping back in the car, little did they know what fun they could have had.

Flash Report! JaxBchBum Sprays the Field in Houston in February 2020!

Doc here, a man who some say was once credited as putting the "broken professor" style on the map, with a visit from an old friend reporting from an under-reported area.

As one of the old guard (and one of the original 5 Journal reporters), senior scribe JaxBchBum always brings a great mix of setting the scene at an adult theater, and a blow-by-blow account of the proceedings.  This report is no different, Lizardos & Lizardettes!

Right before the world turned in Soylent Green in March, JaxBchBum hit Houston, TX for a little mid-week R&R, and has filed the following report.  It has an old school set-up and payoff, and one I think you'll enjoy!

Welcome back to The Journal, our old friend, JaxBchBum!

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Doc,

It had been at least 15 years since I visited Houston TX, so I was curious to see how the adult theater scene and all the activity we all enjoy so much had changed. I had read JPT's report from his weekend visit to Pinks a/k/a 24 Hour Discount Video and was hoping for a similar experience, but since my visit was going to be on a weeknight I knew the odds were slimmer. 

24 Hour Video (aka Pinks)
Houston, TX

JPT did an excellent job of painting a description of Pinks with its various rooms. I met who I believe to be the owner, Mike, at the front desk, and he was as friendly as could be in explaining the rules of the place. Pinks is kept pretty clean and furniture (primarily couches) is in good shape for the most part. I would give the video quality in the lounge and two "rooms" a B- as the large rear projection screens provide faded and somewhat blurry pictures. High-res porn is played on smaller monitors which when viewed from seating across the room are even smaller. 

I stayed for about 3 hours and didn't see any couples come in but recognize it was a cold, rainy weeknight. Better luck next time, I hope.

The next night I ventured over to Executive Video. Nice ABS with large retail space with clothing, toys, creams, etc. No arcade booths, just the theater. Store is open 7/24 but the clerk told me the theater is closed about 5:00 a.m. each morning for cleaning. Admission to theater is $10 for singles and $15 for couples. 

Executive Adult Video
Houston, TX

You enter the theater through a short hallway off the retail store and come out on the front right of the theater. HUGE projection on the front wall and the video quality is excellent. Seating configuration is stadium seating style of 8 rows with about 14 seats per row. Chairs are molded plastic affixed to bench rails. The only negative about the seats is that the backs are only half the normal seat back height and if you lean too much against them, they flex backwards. The advantage is they provide great viewing angles for action taking place in the rows in front or behind you.

When I arrived there were about 10 guys seated on the back two rows. I crossed over and went up and sat on the end seat of the back row so I could get a good vantage point. For the first hour, nothing happened with a couple of the guys stroking and two guys taking turns sucking each other off. Shortly thereafter, a couple came in and first sat down on the second row from the front of the theater!

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! Bon Voyage That Quirky Girl!

Doc here, a man who some say put competitive knife throwing on the map during the 1970's, with a very special Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!

Today's POD is bittersweet in nature, as one adventure ends for the time being, and another begins. An adventure north of the border. 

My very good friend and confidant, That Quirky Girl, has had a dream that she has always wanted to fulfill.  A dream of hairy beasts, fierce competition, and pushing one's physical limits to the extreme. Her commands to be followed. Hard work rewarded. 

Yesterday (5/21/20) afternoon, That Quirky Girl boarded a train with a one-way ticket.  Destination: Alaska. Her dream: Commanding a top tier dog sled team, competing in the 2021 Iditarod. Sledding's top event. 

TQG needed to take the time she used previously attending adult theaters, and convert it to different kind of hard, physical training. She even took time recently to work with her SSF-qualified personal trainer before packing for this year-long adventure.  

That's dedication.

But Lizardos & Lizardettes, this news isn't all bad.  That Quirky Girl took time to shoot one more image for this, her last Pic of the Day (before leaving town). Much like TQG, it's mysterious & sexy. 

"Guess the Legend", Edition #2!

Doc here, a man who some say wrote the book on alligator wrestling, with our next edition of "Guess the Legend"!

In this series, The Good Doctor will publish a little to never-before-seen image of a legendary lady, but it will be partially obscured. Your job will be to guess who it is in the Twitter string for this specific image. 

Steps:

1. Look for the announcement on Twitter that the new contest is up.
2. Click the link to go to The Journal to view the image. Click the link to go back to Twitter.
3. Enter your guess as to who it is in the replies section of the announcement.  The first 2 correct answers will receive a DM from me declaring you one of the winners!

Depending on the "legend", there might be a special surprise for the first one(s) guessing who it may be in the image. 

So...Here we go with the second "Guess the Legend" (Click to ENLARGE the thumbnail):

"Guess the Legend", Edition #1!

Doc here, a man who some say once went undercover during his time working the bunko beat, posing as Pete "Petey 6 Windows" Polino. 

Welcome to the newest feature here at The Journal of Adult Theaters, "Guess the Legend"!  In this series, The Good Doctor will publish a never-before-seen image of a legendary lady, but it will be partially obscured. Your job will be to guess who it is in the Twitter string for this specific image. 

Steps:

1. Look for the announcement on Twitter that the new contest is up.
2. Click the link to go to The Journal to view the image. Click the link to go back to Twitter.
3. Enter your guess as to who it is in the replies section of the announcement.  The first 10 correct answers will receive a link from me to more XXX images of this Legend!

Depending on the "legend", there might be a special surprise for the first one(s) guessing who it may be in the image. And in this case, there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

So...Here we go with the first "Guess the Legend" (Click to ENLARGE the thumbnail):

Flash Report! Pennycumslut Rolls the Dice at Adult World in Las Vegas in October 2019 (w/PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say was groomed for this glittering city in the desert. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It’s like a morality car wash.

If The Good Doctor was putting together his dream team of legendary ladies in this thing of ours, and a city in which to host them for a weekend, a star on this team would be my good friend Pennycumslut. And the city would be Las Vegas. 

The Good Doctor knows Vegas well, and Pennycumslut and her consort "L" picked the right adult theater.  Las Vegas has numerous adult theaters, but in my experience the only one with the right mix of vibe and location is Adult World on Meade Ave. And this is where we pick up our report...

Take it away, Pennycumslut!

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Adult World
3781 Meade Ave, Las Vegas, NV
October 29, 2019

Hi Doc,

We arrived in Vegas past midnight on the tail end of a whirlwind vacation for a long layover.  With around eighteen hours to spare, we got a room on the strip, slept late after a 4am dinner, and did some touristy adventuring for what remained of our day.

We'd chatted about checking out a theater but made no plans and as the sun set. I figured we were heading back to our hotel to gather our stuff and head to the airport.  I was proven wrong when L gave a totally different address to our Lyft driver and soon afterwards we pulled up to Adult World... "I couldn't take you to the airport without getting you some stranger dick in Vegas, could I?". (ed. note: Excellent point!)

It was just after six on a Tuesday evening and we had no idea what kinda scene to expect.

Adult World is just west of the strip; easy access if you're in town for a couple of days. It's open 24-7. (ed. note: Adult World is located right next door to a large pawn shop. That pawn shop was the movie set of the grocery store in Kansas City in "Casino". Pic below.) 

Right Next Door to Adult World
"Casino" Grocery Store Set (Left) and Real World (Right)

I was a little hesitant climbing the steps to enter the store; fussing about time and feeling underprepared.  And fairly excited and more than a little turned on.  The little bite of extra adrenaline, the fear that we might miss our flights, and the thought that it was kinda extra hot to drop in and fuck a stranger before getting on a plane was definitely doing it for me... 

Adult World - Meade Ave.
Las Vegas, NV

It had been a cool but sunny day and I was wearing a pretty, white dress and sandals.  My hair was loose and I wore a leather jacket, sunglasses perched on the top of my head.  

The outside of Adult World is deep red, somehow reminiscent of a barn to me.  You walk in to the typical adult store; porn and novelties lining the walls, aisles of goodies and lingerie, a big front counter area and at the back of the room - a door marked theater.  There is also an arcade area at Adult World but we didn't check it out at all this visit.

The theater is free for couples all of the time, and they have a washroom available for customers.  The clerk was friendly and helpful... You just need to ask to go into the theater.

Within the store we got some attention right away.  A guy started chatting to us to offer advice, and we moved along shortly after that, stepping through the door to the theater.

It was fairly dark and the porn playing was loud.  The first room was playing gay / trans porn.  Scattered throughout the initial  room we stepped into were a few guys, idly stroking themselves .. and eyes followed us as we stepped into the next room which was basically the same, straight porn on the screens.  The two rooms are separated by a wall with an entry way (but no solid door).  Chairs - mismatched, plastic and wooden...around and a few other surfaces that one could sit on.  The air was a bit smokey, which cut the typical scent of sex and disinfectants.

 

L led me to the far end of the room, and a couple of guys followed closely whereas the rest sat and watched.  We spoke softly to one another, checking in, and he kissed me before pulling out his cock and telling me to kneel.

I knew what to do from there, and eagerly took him in my mouth as he announced to the room in general that we were in a rush, had a flight to catch, that we had just gotten engaged (not true lol - we'd joked that it would be funny to pretend to do a Vegas wedding and go directly to a theater for a gangbang afterwards; wedding dress and all - so he was playing on that vibe...) and that he needed to get me used before he put me on a plane home. 

Pennycumslut

A chatty guy stepped up right away.  Dark skin, tattoos and dirty talk.  My mouth was on him a moment later and I could smell poppers and listened to him tell me what a good little slut I was...