Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Flash Report: SFMan Reports on Saturday Night 7/16 @ Secrets In Oakland

Doc here with an outstanding first time report from SFMan and his observations at Secrets Adult Theater from Saturday night in Oakland, CA.

It's good to have you aboard, SFMan!


Here's a little narrative of my Saturday adventure at Secrets, 201 Broadway in Oakland.

Drove over from Southern Marin and arrived about 1:15pm, entered the dark theater and stood by the back wall to let my eyes adjust. There is a regular who sits in the last row to the left, last seat next to the wall who gives blowjobs. He had a welcome participant.
Oakland, CA

Not much else going on. Approximately 15 minutes later a couple entered. Not Dino and his lady, but a tall blond, 40'ish, short curly hair, shorts, high heals and a loose fitting blouse. Her guy, about 50, 5'10" led her over to the corner to the right and they stood there about a minute before she had her shorts unbuttoned and he was feeling her up. I moved over and stood next to them, stroking, hoping for an invitation. She reached over to pull out his cock and started stroking him. She was going to get on her knees but they decided to move down to the seats.

When they sat down, she immediately pulled her beautiful breasts out and began giving him a blowjob.
Someone leaned over to let the guy know there was a row of seats that had more room in the front and they moved down. She was bent over and the guys started the grope fest while she was administering to her guy.

She helped us remove hershorts (no panties on underneath) and we all had access to the beautiful pussy. I put a raincoat on and tried to fuck her but for whatever reason she wasn't lubricated and neither was the condom, so penetration was futile. After several minutes the dreaded limp dicks syndrome took hold anyway. But, we all had fun playing in one fashion or another. Her guy laid her back in the chair and gave her a good tongue lashing and she eventually got off. She stroked a few guys and he sucked a little cock and that was about it.

During all of this Dino and his lady walked in. I let them know about the couple and they came down and observed for a minute or two and then settled in a few rows back and got comfortable. After the first couple left I got comfortable in a seat in the row in front of Dino and his lady. From past experience I know it takes them awhile to get warmed up, so I left them alone.

The eventually struck up a conversation with a gentleman behind them and I guess they hit it off. They retired to the arcade, just the three of them. I left just after that.

Another fun day at Secrets.


Doc here again... Thank you again to SFMan for a terrific first time report! You would think an area as liberal as the Bay area would be filled with adult theaters, but alas it is a one-trick pony with Secrets in Oakland.  We are looking forward to SFMan and his Bay Area reports moving forward.

Speaking of Secrets, I have a "Preview of Coming Attractions" coming up in the next day or so about a visit there (Secrets) on July 29th that is not to be missed. Details, pics, and video is forthcoming at The Journal.

Lastly, The Good Doctor is still badly in need of adult theater reports.  Please e-mail  Lon Chaney Jr. The Good Doctor at with your report, and I will do the rest for you. Editing, grammar, formatting... All you do is provide the words.