Flash Report! Bob In Biloxi's Tale Of Woe & Confusion for 8/4/12

Doc here... Our good friend, Bob in Biloxi, has returned...

Unfortunately, his tale is one of woe and confusion. Of dual personalities, And of denial.

My name is Lizardo, and I carry a badge.  I was working bunko late on a Sunday evening, when this report hit my desk from Bob.  This is his story...

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Hey Doc,

I know it’s been forever since I filed a report, but that may be about to change. We’ll see.

Last night’s trip to the beautiful Gulf Coast was a total waste of carbon based fuel. There were three couples in attendance at the Gulf Coast Theater and none at the ABS down the street.

Bob in Biloxi

The first couple that came in used to be a regular couple that decided she wanted to get paid for her services from here on out. (Can I really count that as a couple then? I will have to refer to the rulebook on that and get back to you).

After they left with one hapless fool, it was an all sausage fest with the majority of the confused folks and happy fellows either on their knees or bent over.

That is until the 2nd couple showed up. Both were very young (20’s?), she was a dark haired lady wearing a pullover blouse and daisy dukes. They sat on one of the front couches by themselves, trying to relax and enjoy the movie. He would hold her hand as she leaned against him, gently stroking her arm. Just as it seemed they were relaxing, one of the confused fellows (that had been on his knees at the very back couch), decided he would flop down on the couch next to her. That may have been OK with them until he placed his hand on her leg, after that they were out of there. Smooth move Ex-Lax!!

Gulf Coast Adult Theater
Biloxi, MS

The last couple that came in was slightly older than the second couple. She was a slim lady with dark hair dark and tiny tits; she was dressed in a sexy long summer print dress. They sat on the very back couch and were immediately surrounded by confused folks. After awhile he started playing with her pussy lifting her dress up for everyone to gawk at her shaved pussy. That started the old stand up to get a better view, at which time she covered her face. You may be asking yourself now, who was the first to stand up? Yep, the very same confused fellow that ran off the second couple.

I could tell this was going nowhere fast so I began to walk up the aisle and out the door. As I was leaving one of the happy fellows tried to grab my cock, big mistake, I wheeled around and contemplated for a second on sending him the local emergency room, but instead simply pointed my finger in his face. I didn’t have bail money on me.

I don’t know where all the aggressive behavior came from last night, and frankly I’d rather not dwell on it long, but if it’s not reined in and kept in check it could mean the demise of our quaint little theater on the Beautiful Gulf Coast. I don’t know how long it’s been going on, and it was a slow night by comparison to other Saturday nights I remember. I now wonder if this isn’t the reason?

Let’s hope it changes and these people buy, find, or somehow inherit some courtesy, common sense and tact.

Bob

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Doc here again... It's good to have you back, Bob, but sorry to hear the scene at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater was that bad/lame.  Let's just hope it was an off night...

Chin up, sir.

Thanks,
Doc