Monday, April 22, 2013

Field Report! Gentle Tongue Hits The Lion's Den and Frtitz the Cat

Doc here.... Senior reporter Gentle Tongue is back with an update on his travels within this thing of ours. He covers a lot of ground, and this report is no different.

So please enjoy the song stylings of our good friend, Gentle Tongue.

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Hello, good day Doctor,

The GT here. It has been some time since I have stop to put a finger to the key pad to send a note in. Although I have continued to be a connoisseur of the reports and this thing of ours I have be lurking.

Here are some lite reports for the readers.
 

First of all I would like to highlight a new and exciting find that might spur some interest. Recently I had the pleasure to discover the Lion’s Den in Mineral Wells, WV (Parkersburg area). The address is about 386 Frontage Rd, Mineral Wells, WV 26150. I say about because it is tuck behind the Liberty Truck stop and you literally have to turn into the parking lot for the truck stop and then head to the back. Club 77, a gentleman’s club, and if you can see that the Lion’s Den is right there in front of you.

They are open 24 hours a day and the staff I encountered were extremely professional, 2 separate visits.  The selection in the store is excellent, as other Lion’s Den locations are as well.  During my 1st scouting trip there were 2 couples, one actually appeared to be a trio of 2 younger boys and girl.  They giggled a lot but found something in the store intriguing.  The other column was browsing and taking things in.  To the back was an entry to booths, which I did not visit that evening.  This was around 8:00pm.

The following day I did take time out to revisit around 5:00pm on a Tuesday, not a hot expected high traffic time. However, over a period of about 2 hours there were a couple of couples that did enter the store but did not come to the video arcade. First, the video systems are state of the art. They use the rechargeable card system. There is a $5.00 minimum to enter, which is about a 20 minute viewing period. The video selection is vast and will satisfy many of the followers. There are his and her bathrooms and appear to be well maintained which is also true for the booth area.


Not The
Recommended
Eyewear
When entering I would caution the followers to enter slowly and let the eyes adjust or don the shades our Good Doctor wears. If you not you might find a thin wall and bump the head.

There are about 12 booths total. Two sets of booths have a larger seating area within them, easily good room for 2 couples. These booths are also equipped with next buddy view windows, so good for the exhibitionists among us. There are then 2 sets of booths, with room for 2 that have nice glory holes between them. There are then about 4 other single booths that are a bit tighter but nicely equipped, clean, and roomy.

I would venture to guess there is some couple activity on other nights/days. Surely will stop in again.

Fitz the Cat
Dallas Pike, WV
Now an update on what I thought was some good progress for the infamous Fritz the Cat in the Wheeling, WV area (Dallas Pike – exit 11 I-70). It appears that the some old rules have been reintroduced. After the renovation and reopening you could pay for the theater and also visit the booths and reenter the theater. However, a sign was posted a month ago indicating that you could only leave and reenter for using the bathroom. Now whether the enforcement is consistent is another question. Some other signs verbiage was something, relating to spitting on the floor. Junior sample must of wrote and posted the note. The good news is they have kept the place clean after months have gone by.

Will keep everyone updated on any new and inviting developments. I am looking to survey the reported renovations at the Summit Street News in Warren.

GT – looking for a place to put that tongue!
 
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Thanks again to Gentle Tongue for his report on the Lion's Den and update about Fritz the Cat.  Keep cranking out the reports, sir.  America needs you now more than ever.
 
Thanks,
Doc