Monday, April 22, 2013

Flash Report! The Oral Reporter @ The Barnett Avenue Superstore Theater in San Diego on Friday 4/20

Doc here with an awesome Flash Report from senior reporter The Oral Reporter. His trip to The Barnett Avenue Superstore Theater in San Diego is in my opinion his best effort so far. What I would have given to be there Friday night to witness this event.
 
Take it away, TOR!
 
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Good Dr.,
 
This is the Oral Reporter with a hot off the press report from the Barnett Ave. Superstore Theater in San Diego, California.
 
Working here in the LA area and staying over the weekend I thought I would drive down to either the Jolar Theater or the Barnett Theater this Friday night.  I had both addresses with me.  I had previously been to the Jolar Theater a couple of months ago, so I thought I'd try a new place and plugged the address into my GPS and make the drive. 
 
I got a late start, and I had a 1-1/2 hour drive.  I pulled into the Barnett Ave. Theater at 12:45 AM Saturday morning and just as I was coming in the front door a very sexy lady and her man were leaving.  She was dressed in theater play clothing, very short skirt and that fuck me look all over her.  I thought well, I missed this one by getting such a late start, but since it is couples night on Friday night and the couples get in free, I had hopes of a good night.
 
I paid my $10.00 dollar fee, and went in the theater.  There are two theaters that you have access too, both of them have two different movies playing in each theater. The volume is only turned up on the straight movie in each theater.  In one theater there was a gay film and a straight film playing and in the other theater there was a straight movie and a Tranny (chicks with Dicks) movie playing.  I looked in both theaters and nothing but a bunch of confused guys some of which were practicing their oral talents on each other. 
 
Barnett Avenue Superstore
San Diego, CA
I took a seat in the first theater (gay and straight movies), and this allowed me to see the hall between the first and second theater just in case a couple should come in.  I was in the theater about 30 minutes when I heard the tell-tale sound of ladies heels coming down the hall.  You never know what will be coming down the hall when you hear that sound, so I watched the hall with intensity and was I ever surprised! 
 
I would have to say that this was probably the most beautiful lady I have ever seen in a XXX theater.  I about fell out of my chair when they came into the first theater and viewed both of the screens for a few minutes while still standing, then they went into theater #2.  This very lovely lady was not dressed in what I would call theater play clothes.  She had on tight Jeans and a tube type top.  After a few minutes the guy comes back into the first theater where I was, but the wife stayed in the other theater.  About 5 minutes later he goes back to Theater #2.  I follow and when I turn the corner, there she was sitting on the aisle seat next to another older guy and she is slowly getting herself turned on.  She is rubbing her beautiful (natural) tits through her top, and rubbing her pussy through her jeans, and starting to show some excitement and letting out small moans of pleasure. 
 
I was standing against the wall directly across from her, so I had a wonderful view while stroking myself.  She then let one of the girls out of her top, and was now working on the nipple with one of her hands, and then unbuttoned her top jeans button and zipped down the zipper.  Her hand was now in her pants stroking her pussy, licking her fingers every minute or so, and moaning a little louder.  Her husband was standing against the wall watching her just like the rest of us were, but his zipper was still closed, unlike all of us in the theater who were working our tools, hoping this would turn out to be a great night.  
 
After about 10 minutes of this, I asked her husband if I could eat her pussy, and he said "it's up to her, but give her time to get herself more tuned on and warmed up before I asked".  So another 10 minutes went by and I leaned over to her and asked if I could lick her pussy for her.  She had already lowered her jeans enough for me to see the nicely shaved pussy she was rubbing.  She did not say yes or no, just kept playing although she did make eye contact with me.  I stepped back and kept watching her enjoy herself, as now the second wonderful breast was set free and her jeans were at her knees.  No bra and no panties. 
 
The older guy sitting next too her stood up still stroking his tool, and she then decided it was time to suck her first cock of the evening (not to be her last by any means).  I was on her other side and when she finished him off and swallowed that load, I was next.  This beautiful lady that I would say could have just walked out of the porn movie we were watching, she had a dancers legs, a very fit body, with porn star tits, but these were natural ones, long brunette hair to the middle of her back and a face that was like a younger Cher.  Although I would not kick an older Cher out of bed for eating crackers.  She belonged in the fuck film that was playing in fact there was a porn star in this movie named Jasmine Rain, and she looked very much like her. 
 
After she sucked me to a quick completion, (she kept sucking until every drop was in her mouth and swallowed down her throat), I backed up and she was onto cock number three.  Now number 3 was one of those confused guys I mentioned earlier, in fact when I entered theater number 1 at the start of the evening he was getting a blow job from a rather tall black guy with a jacket and a hood on. So that was load number 1 deposited by guy number 3, and when this fantastic lady sucked him to completion that was load number two he had deposited for the evening.  Through the nearly 3 hours that this couple was there, lucky guy number 3 drained a total of 4 cum loads in her mouth.  I was so enthralled by sheer beauty I even went back for a second blow job, and her lips were still as soft as velvet, and I deposited load number two for me. 
 
During the time that this cum slut was in the theater about 3 hours total, and she sucked off at least 20 to 25 guys and there were many who deposited more than one load in her soft mouth.  Additionally I would say at least 8 to 10 guys fucked her bareback (and that is the reason I did not get a chance to lick her pussy, as by the time I was going to get down to work on that pussy with my talented tongue, she was already letting guys fuck her bareback. Now since I'm not one of those confused guys, and I did not want to taste their cum while pleasing her with my tongue. 
 
As in every crowed, there are dicks of all shapes and sizes as well as guys of all shapes and sizes.  There was this one guy who was all of 6'-5" tall, very slender, and had a cock that was at least 12 inches and it had girth also.  When she saw that monster cock in front of her face she went to work sucking it as best as she could, which meant only about 1/2 of it was going in her mouth and getting nearly to the back of her throat.  He was not a quick cummer, and she sucked on him for at least 10 minutes, while other guys took turns fucking her doggy style while she was bent over sucking this monster cock.  She then decided to fuck this monster cock and she sat down on it, trying to get it into that tight pussy.  she let out a few shrieks as he managed to get it deep inside of her.  While she was fucking the monster cock, she continued to suck off more guys and swallow more cum. 
 
She was so good at sucking the cocks I did not see anyone shoot their load on het tits or any place except in her mouth.  She asked her husband to get her a bottle of water and the guy who got the first blow job offered to go and get her one, while he was out he also picked up some lube for her.  Mister Monster Cock applied the lube on her pussy and then began fucking her again.  The lube was helping her quite a bit, and she was saying things like keep fucking me with that beautiful cock of yours, and don't stop.  This monster cock guy should have been in the XXX movies, he could last a long time.  He and her should both be in the XXX movies, both are insatiable in their appetites for sex.  One of the times she was sucking off the monster cock, and was in the doggy position, there was a little (short) guy on his tip toes trying to get his little cock in her pussy and fuck her.  He needed an apple crate to stand on and then he would have been just the right height.  He was not a midget, but just short, probably 5 feet tall.  Looked like a beagle trying to fuck a German Shepard - kind of comical in a way. 
 
 Her and her husband took one break for about 10 to 15 minutes, then she came right back, stripped off the clothes again and was nude waiting for the next cummer.  She did not have to wait long, as Mr. Monster cock stood up in front of her again and she started sucking him off again. 
 
This guy had not dropped his load yet not in her mouth or her pussy.  Earlier I had mentioned that she had natural tits and they were perfect ones, as much as I felt of them, I can confirm they are real.  Her pussy was shaved clean.  One of the confused guys during the course of the evening did lick her pussy, and I'm sure he got a mouth full of left over cum from her well fucked pussy. 
 
While she was sucking off either monster cock or any of the other of us if she was in the doggy position, she was getting fucked by who ever was behind her, and as soon as one guy would dump his load of cum, another would stick his cock in her very wet and juicy pussy.  I was hoping to be able to get my rocks off in her velvety soft mouth, but as we get older it is hard to get it up three times in one 3 hour period. 
 
During this gang bang another couple (a middle aged black couple) came in and watched for a little while.  I think she would have liked to play, but she was I'm sure intimidated by the all out gang bang going on.  After the black couple left, two of the guys who had been partaking in the gang bang, came in the theater with two young ladies. This was nearing the end of the stay of our wonderful gang bang host and hostess, and these two young ladies watched and giggled a little, but never did anything sexual during their stay.
 
I told both the husband and the beautiful lady that I would be writing a blog for the Dr. Emilio Lizardo web site.  He told me that they had been written about a while back by Old Marine Corp Guy (report HERE).  I asked if he had given them any kind of screen name or used letters, he said no that they were just listed as the middle aged bald guy and his beautiful wife.  I think it was a good report and was probably last year.  I would estimate his age to be late 40's and her age to be late 30's. (she might have been older but did not look any older than her thirties). I'm still amazed at her complete beauty and her perfect figure.  She did not keep her clothes on for more than 20 minutes while in the theater, and she left in a see through fish net type tight dress, as her jeans were in the car.
 
She stayed around long enough to make sure anyone who wanted his cock sucked or wanted to fuck her had the opportunity to do so, even if it was for seconds or thirds, or as in at least one guys case 4ths for him.  At the end she (like the bars do) made a last call for cocks. Everyone was drained so she did take on all cummers. She left there with a stomach full of cum and a pussy that was dripping as she walked even though she did use some Kleenex to try and hold back the flood of cum from her pussy.  Mr Mega cock did finally cum on her, and he apologized for not cumming in her mouth or her pussy. 
 
I'm sure she is going to have a sore pussy tomorrow when she wakes up (Saturday).
With only the one short break, she was either sucking or fucking or both for at least 2 1/2 hours straight.  I don't think there was any way to keep track of the number of loads she either sucked out of these cocks or fucked out of these cocks, but it was a true Gang Bang.  I asked how often they come to the Barnett Theater and he told me that it would average about once every month to month and a half. 
 
I'd like to drive down again tonight but I don't think I would have a chance of ever topping last night. Plus I have not slept yet, I wanted to get this written and submitted as soon as possible.  I hope the couple reads this and makes any comments or additions they want too, or if there are any of the guys who were there last night who want to comment I would love to have their views on how this thing of ours played out last night.  The husband pretty much let anyone do what ever they wanted as long as she was good with it, as he was there for her safety, but did not step in to control anything.  My hat is off to him and of course to her for her performance.  So even though only one couple played, everyone was satisfied and their cum drained.
 
Oral Reporter out, until this thing of ours that we love so much takes another turn and fun like this is again had.  This was one very confident lady who knew how to have fun, enjoy herself, and please a room full of guys.  I applaud her and her guy for a wonderful night, and I hope to see them again sometime.
 
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Doc here again... If the couple highlighted by this report is reading this, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I have a few questions for you.  Thanks!
 
To The Oral Reporter, you have done The Journal proud, sir.  Great job, outstanding detail, and you captured the night nicely. 
 
The scene in San Diego is picking up, and it looks like Couple's Night on Friday is a great time to attend.  If you do, and run across a report worthy scene, please e-mail your old friend in the white suit with your findings.
 
Thanks,
Doc
 
PS. Comments are open!