A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Change of Transportation Update

Doc here, a man who some say loves fast cars and tight women, or is it tight cars and fast women? Either way...

The Good Doctor was away from the editor's desk on Saturday as I was picking up my preordered replacement to The Lizardo 3000.

Those of you who have met me in person, or have talked with me online, know I loved The Lizardo 3000 more than life itself. However, it was time to put it down Old Yeller-style and embrace 2014 with an even better, stronger, and stylish ride.

Lizardo Production Factoy
Stugotz, Germany

Produced at the Lizardo production facility just outside Stugotz, Germany, the Lizardo 4000 has every bell and whistle an adult theater blogger would need: Advanced couple's arrival sensors, GPS tracking of hot couples and singles en route to any theater in the USA (voiced by Joe Pesci), and trunk tie-downs for light bondage situations (Hi JP!).  This black on black beauty is now safely in my garage(in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college), fueled up, and ready to be deployed.

The technology is pretty amazing...On my way to 15th Ave Adult Theater last night, and with one touch initiated a conference call with Brent in Portland (on this weekend's action in The Rose City), and ordered a plate of sliders.

So kids, don't be looking for the grey ghost known as The Lizardo 3000 any longer... There is a new sheriff in town.

The Lizardo 4000.

Thanks,
Doc