Thursday, July 21, 2016

Flash Report! Edward Nygma at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Wednesday 7/20/16

Doc here, a man who some say once pulled a 747 across the tarmac with his teeth during the Mike Douglas Show in 1975, with a timely Flash report from Chicago and 15th Ave. Adult Theater from Wednesday night 7/20. 

Semi-regular Journal contributor Edward Nygma is back and has filed a report to the news desk here @ The Journal (located in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college). 

Typically, the week of the huge 15th Ave. parties which The Good Doctor hosts are quiet at the theater.  Not so fast my friends... This Wednesday night Edward Nygma walked into shenanigans behind the movie screen, and is here to tell you about it. 

While not longest report you'll ever read, it's a a good one.

Take it away, Mr. Nygma!


Hello Doctor,

Riddle me this, riddle me that? Guess who was at 15th Ave Wednesday night and encountered a sexy brunette sleek as a cat?

Yes, I. On a lark I stopped into 15th Ave about 9:30.  A few notices had gone up about couples in the theater, but I figured by the time I got there they would be gone.  I was wrong.

A hot couple was walking into the theater as I was paying my dues at the counter. A tall, thin brunette with glasses, nice rack, and a little black dress barely covering her. I had questions:

  • Will they be playing?
  • Will I be lucky enough to be invited to play?
  • Will the guys there be respectful and courteous?
The answers are all yes!

When I walked back behind a certain screen, the fair-skinned brunette was tonsils deep on a black gentleman as she was on all fours on the table. She then switched off to another guy, while guy #1 stepped behind her and began pounding her while she took guy #2 between her lips. 

Guy #2 didn't last long as he came all over her face (by request of her I might add), and another gentlemen (#3) replaced him in line and delivered another facial. Lather, rinse, repeat. Guy #1 then laid down on the table and the hot brunette mounted him for the next round. 

Guy #4 stepped in as I stepped away to clean up and head back to the casa. 

I had my answers to my questions, which were all yes.  

Edward Nygma out.


Doc here again... Many thanks to Edward Nygma for another quality report, and timely at that. So much for it being quiet the week of an party!

I will see everyone on Saturday night for Beach Blanket Bango at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago. It's going to be a big one!