Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Flash Report! Kitty in Portland @ The Paris Theater (with Pics!)



















Doc here with another naughty adventure by Kitty in Portland.  Kitty is ramping up for her Bukakke Blast in a couple of weeks (details will be shared @ The Journal later this week) at The Paris Theatre.  Part of her training program is visiting The Paris for some extra circular activities.  And by activities, I mean having guys fist her, fuck her, and cum all over her. 

That's The Kitty Way.

Here is her latest report... And remember to click the pics to ENLARGE them.  They are hi-res.

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Hi Doc,

I arrived and did the standard meet and greet in the lobby area of The Paris Theatre.  Then the natives (guys) were getting restless and anxious.  So I finished my coffee, got naked and locked my things up.

I went to one of the couches and it no time was surrounded by most of the theater.  Some just wanted to jack off and watch, and some jumped right in on the action.  Immediately I was being rubbed with multiple hands.  At one point my ass and cunt was being fisted, and within no time I had to cum.  Damn if the orgasm was so good it made me lightheaded. 

Eventually, there were a few ready to fuck me with condoms on, and I took on the first gentleman that was so thick.  He pounded me very nicely and reached depths that I thought was going to pop my cherry again. 

Then the next guy was a nice young black man, that fucked like a jack rabbit.  While he was making me cum another man was jacking off onto my neck and shoulders.  You know I am going to sleep with that jizz all over me.  More orgasms while my body and breasts continued to be caressed.  One guy continued to talk to me, like he was expecting me to carry on a conversation (really, shut the fuck up). 

Anyways, I fucked a few more and slowly the guys turned to the couples section.  The thick cocked gentleman brought me towels to wash up...nice guy.  I got dressed and mingled a bit more with some guests before having to head home to sleep on my cum covered neck and shoulders.

Kitty


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Doc here again... Kitty is just getting warmed up for the big event coming soon.  As we get closer, I will provide you, the good readers of The Journal, with all the nitty gritty. Promise.

Thanks again to Kitty for being the naughty cum slut she is... And for providing the pics and reports to keep her fans primed for more.

Thanks,
Doc

New Feature: Previews of Coming Attractions


Doc here with a brand new feature to The Journal of Adult Theaters: Previews of Coming Attractions. OK, what the hell does that mean?

The Good Doctor has seen a dramatic increase in the number of couples who have reached out to him to post about an upcoming adult theater visit or event, or even a great special at an adult theater.  As a matter of fact, it's getting to the point that I need to give these visits their own space.  Thus, Previews of Coming Attractions...

There are some exciting visits and events coming up in the next 2-3 weeks, and I will have details (and photos) on each one in the next few days.  I am even playing with a sidebar that would list the visits, with a link back to the article. 

The technical staff here at the Journal (OK, me) continiously strives to give you the best adult theater news available on the interwebs.  Why?  Because your old buddy The Good Doctor is a giver.

So when you see the psychedelic image above, good things will be happening soon.

Thanks,
Doc


Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Bob in Biloxi's Weekend Update: This Week's Episode - "More Variety Than Barker's Beauties"















Doc here with this week's weekend recap from senior reporter Bob in Biloxi.  What has Robert gotten himself into (or onto, as the case may be) this holiday weekend?  Were there Germans involved? Schoolgirls? Stock car racers?

Here is Bob with a lot of 'splaining to do...

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Hi Doc,

This weekend on the beautiful Gulf Coast was not quite the tsunami last weekend turned out to be, however no money changed hands nor were any pros involved. That cleared up, five couples attended the Gulf Coast Theater at varying times, however only one played. They are the couple the locals refer to as the German Couple, I was not present for this, but word had it, they went through the boys like a hurricane!

The Real Megyn Kelly
The ABS was somewhat better on the playing side, three couples were playing, with the first one being definitely part of the A team! She was a blonde, (picture Megyn Kelly) standing around 5’5”, short skirt pullover top, baby smooth shaved pussy!! Very talented young lady, I surmise to be in her 30’s, wearing flip flops!!! Her and her man stayed the booths for over an hour and drained all that wanted to be drained. I think maybe they did 10 guys, but that’s just an estimate.

Second on the mound was a tall brunette, (picture Julia Roberts)  very shapely ass, medium rack, her and her man started out by completely undressing, she had a small tat on her ass, but I couldn’t tell what it was, again a very talented lady!! She used her ass as a demo tool on the adjoining wall, and my cock turned out to be a very happy camper as the result!!!

Bob in Biloxi

Third up, is what I will coin the “NASCAR” couple, both were very short, the lady had red hair, stood about 4’11 (maybe) he couldn’t have been over 5’0 tall himself. Both were dressed in jeans and various NASCAR logos on both shirts and hats (wtf its summertime here in the fucking 90’s at night) well each to his own I guess. I was warm dressed in shorts! They met another couple there, left and came back. In the booth I spotted a killer little ass on her. They played and left a few of the boys very happy.

Meanwhile back at the theater our Catholic School Girl came in with her man, for some reason they just watched the movie for a few minutes and left. I talked with them outside the theater; she told me the “Vulture Club” was giving her the willies, so she didn’t feel the vibe. Another couple, semi regular, that only hooks up with other couples was present and accounted for, they told me that Friday night had some couples but one was only playing with a certain group, which they enjoyed because it kept that group in another part of the theater away from them.

Those are the high spots, but I noticed from Brent’s report Portland kicked our ass again!! More power to them! I got off 3x and didn’t have to take a 6 hour plane ride! Not that it wouldn’t have been worth it to attend the Mecca in “this thing of ours” , but there’s always next weekend on the beautiful Gulf Coast!

Bob

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Doc here again... Once again, Bob in Biloxi can safely take the title of the Weekly BMIB (Big Man in Biloxi) contest.  With this award, Bob gets a WWE-Style championship belt and free waxing at the Bee Zing Salon ("You say Bee, We say Zing").  Offer expires on August 31, 2011.

Biloxi has a very constant adult theater and ABS scene, and is now a permanent fixture in the weekly Power Rankings.  And we are lucky our friend Bob is there to capture those moments.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal of Adult Theaters?  Just e-mail Gorilla Monsoon The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and get your report ready for prime-time.  You get the glory.

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, July 4, 2011

Flash Report! Tomkat (on the prowl) Reports on the New Art Cinema in Hartford
















Doc here with an excellent Flash Report from senior Journal scribe, Tomkat (on the prowl). As The Journal's New England bureau chief, he is johnny on the spot when it comes to the Northeast adult theater scene.

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Hey Doc,

TomKat here with a report on Hartford's Art Cinema, located on 25 Franklin Avenue.  

I thought, I'd celebrate the Summer Solstice last week with a Tuesday night road trip to the Art Cinema in Hartford.  I managed to leave my office in Central Massachusetts on time (not an easy feat these days).  I  headed down I-84 towards Hartford.  Shortly after crossing the CT line, I hit a wall of traffic.  The backup turned out to be a very ugly rollover that closed all but one lane in each direction.  Despite busting my ass at work so I could leave on-time, I got to the Art about 45 minutes late. 

Art Cinema, Hartford CT

 After chatting with Ernie, the owner, for a few minutes, I settled into the dark theater, taking a seat in the back row where I could watch the goings on in the main theater and keep an eye on  the stairway to the couple's balcony.  Once my eyes adjusted I saw the usual assortment of pole cats polishing their poles.  No couples in sight.   After about 45 minutes I was starting to feel frustrated.  I spent  almost 2 hours fighting traffic for nothing.  About this time, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a couple heading up the stairs to the balcony.  I didn't get a good look at her.  But I saw him.  He was a tall balding guy with an average build, perhaps 55 to 60 years old.  There's nothing like a little pussy in the theater to brighten this ol' TomKat's outlook!

I gave them a few minutes to get settled in.  I walked down to the front of the theater to see if I could see some action.  It's possible to watch couples on the balcony, but the light is very dim and it depends on exactly where they sit.  I could see them at the back of the balcony.  I saw lots of movement.   I knew they were playing.  But I couldn't tell exactly what they were up to.  

After a few minutes, they walked buck naked to the front of the balcony.  I heard her say "there's someone down there".  I was the only pole cat down front.  So, I knew it was me she she saw.  She leaned forward against the rail.  He entered her from behind and  started pounding her hard.  I could clearly hear his pelvis slapping into her butt cheeks on every stroke.  She was gasping and moaning quite loudly.  What really surprised me was none of the other pole cats bothered to come down front.  This couple was putting on a Hell of a show and the pole cats were truly clueless.

They moved to a seat in the front row of the balcony and continued fucking.  Speaking of clueless, about this time, some moron appeared at the back of the balcony.  What the fuck?  Can't he read the "Couples Only" sign on the stairs?  The male half of the couple looked up and hollered, "Hey!  It's couple's only up here"  Fucking Einstein turned around and headed back downstairs where he belonged.  

The couple headed to the back of the balcony and started to get dressed.  At this point I'm thinking, "Thanks Asshole! Show's over.  "  I returned to my seat at the back of the theater to get a look at her to provide description for this report.  I cant think of a celebrity look-alike.  But, she's  a tiny girl, maybe 5-feet tall, thin with tiny tits.  She can't weigh more than 100 Lbs.  Her long curly brunette hair was tied back with a bandanna.  She was wearing a black short sleeve top with tan knee length skirt.

To my surprise, they didn't head for the door.  He took her by the hand and lead her into the main theater.  They sat in a row of seats with a wide aisle in front leading to an emergency exit.  When couples play downstairs this is usually where they go. 

The pole cats, didn't rush the couple this time.  The couple got settled.  Three of us moved to a close but respectful distance.  Soon his cock was out and she was sucking it.  After  a few minutes she slouched down in her seat and spread her legs.  He got on his knees in front of her, lifted her skirt and began fucking.  They fucked for maybe 5 - 10 minutes.  Then they headed back up stairs, cleaned up in the ladies room and left the theater.  I made my exit a few minutes later.

The Art isn't as hot the Paris in Portland or CTs in Gary.  But, it's the only place around to enjoy this thing of ours. It sure beats the fuck out of watching "Dancing with the Stars"!

Later.

TomKat
(on the prowl)
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Doc here again... Great job by Tomkat once again, documenting the adult theater scene, this time in Hartford (pronounced HAAT-FAHD).  The Art Cinema is on The Good Doctor's bucket list of theaters to visit in the east (the other is Cinema 309 in Wilkes-Barre, PA).  The balcony component is unique in this thing of ours now, as this is the last adult theater I am aware of (besides The Metro in Toronto) that has a balcony.

Do you have an adult theater report? Well, The Journal is in desperate need of reports, and you are just the person for the job!  Just e-mail Donnie Brasco The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com
& I will do the rest.

Thanks,
Doc

Saturday, July 2, 2011

I-Team Report: The Return of Sable Mathison


















Doc here, now breathing a sigh of relief... After dropping out of sight in this thing of ours late last year (from the Seattle scene), Sable Mathison has come back to us with an update on where she has been, and what she is now up to. I can now call off The I-Team investigative reporters I have had on her missing persons case, and repurpose them into finding my favorite pair of aviator sunglasses lost at a water park last weekend while on the Lazy River ride.

Here is the lovely and naughty Sable and her update...

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Hello Doc! 

Sable is back. Sorry for dropping off the earth, but hey, life happens. I find myself in California. I am missing the Northwest with all my heart. Anyway, thought I would put a little note your way. 
The Real Sable Mathison @ Airport Video

I have yet to experience any theater action here, but hope to soon. I thought I would write about myself and Sky on our last mini adventure. Sky is your 5’8 beautiful sexy, horny bitch. She loves everyone and everything you give her. Literally. 

Well on a recent road trip, we decided to stop in Nevada. Since I am a confirmed local, I knew all the hot spots. We ended up in Reno, and found a very posh men’s club. Since I knew the owners, we were allowed in. After a few cocktails, Sky was getting her panties in a bunch. All of a sudden, in walk 2 gorgeous men. They stand at the bar and make small talk. Sky decides on one and goes in for the kill. She is wearing a black tank, low cut and a mini skirt with stiletto’s to die for. I am wearing simple low cut black, with heels. Sky and Mr. Wonderful, hit it off and start the play. Meanwhile, Mr. #2 starts hitting on me. 

We all decide to get a private play room. We move in there and have the place to ourselves. Sky decides to start dancing and slowly removes her clothes. Mr. Wonderful has a bulge in his pants, which makes me drool. I am wet watching her. She slowly pulls his hard cock out and begins to eat. I am envious. I want to join in. #2 is a little slow out the gate, but as soon as I remove my dress, he rises to the occasion. I dive in and we both are enjoying a delectable meal. There is a round bed in the room. Sky gives me the eye, and we both jump on. We entangle, and begin playing with each other, which amazes the men. They join in and we have a slurp and suck marathon. We all cum and we laugh. Good time had by all. 

Nevada - gotta love it.

Glad to be back! Next time maybe a theater trip.

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It is so good to have Sable back in the fold here at The Journal. She provided some scorching hot theater reports from Seattle last year during trips to Hollywood Erotic Boutique and Airport Video (in Everett). Then poof, she was gone. The e-mail address I had for her was dead, and that's when I deployed The I-Team. That was then, and this is now. She's back, and that is a very good thing. We look forward to her next adult theater adventure, and if past performance is any indicator, it will be hot.

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the pages of The Journal?  Just e-mail Nature Boy Rick Flair The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com with your report, and I will do the rest.  Submit three reports, and you get your own customized banner.

Be large. Be a reporter.

Thanks,
Doc

Friday, July 1, 2011

Flash Report: Chas Reports on Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY












Let's start off July with a bang (of sorts)...

Doc here with a heartwarming tale that made The Good Doctor smile... A report from back home in Buffalo, NY. Yes, my old stomping ground still has a scene, although it's substantially smaller now.  First time reporter Chas has submitted a terrific report on his visit to Video Liquidators #3 on Elmwood Avenue in Buffalo.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy a double order of Buffalo Wings (hot please) from Chas and his report on Video Liquidators.

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Hi Doc,

Tuesday afternoon my wife asked me to drop her off at the store, I asked her how long she would be and she said 2 hours. Just my luck that the store is a block away from Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave. in Buffalo, NY.
Video Liquidators #3
1770 Elmwood Ave, Buffalo, NY
I figured I'd give it a try. I'd never been there that early, but there were a few cars in the lot. Inside are two theaters: a small one showing mostly gay movies and a larger one showing straight ones. I checked out both and not much was going on. I was going to leave but figured I'd give it a little longer.

The large theater has a wall in the back where you can stand. I saw a couple standing there and figured that she must have been a Tranny.  I was standing a few feet from them when the door opened and I got a good look and she was definitely a female.

I moved closer and the guy nodded, so I reached in and felt a beautiful set of tits. She unbuttoned her blouse giving me full access. I couldn't believe it, the middle of the afternoon and here I was sucking on a beautiful set of tits. She was rubbing my cock when her friend suggested we go to the seats in front. She sat down and undid her skirt giving me access to her whole body. I knelt in front of her and she took my head and pulled it between her legs. Normally I wouldn't have done this but she was just so hot I couldn't resist. She was delicious.

Her friend reached over and handed me a condom and told me she was ready. She said she wanted to put it on so who am I to complain? She put it on and lubed me up. Boy she was ready I slipped right in. It only took a few minutes and she started to cum which triggered me. It was so good I thought I was going to pass out. When I regained my senses, I realized that we were the center of attraction. About 9 guys were standing j/o all around us. She pulled the condom off and took a tissue and cleaned us up. She got dressed and gave me a kiss and said thanks and they left.

Guess who was late picking up his wife?  LOL.

Chas

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Doc here again... A show of hands please: Who doesn't enoy a little home cooking?  Well, reports like this are like home cooking for The Good Doctor. While VL did not exisit when I left Buffalo for The Valley (near the small womens liberal arts college), it's still special to me.  The place has tremendous potential, from the two seperate theaters to the covered parking lot in back (handy for those Buffalo winters). The connected ABS is huge, and the staff is friendly.  The small theater turns into a couples only theater on Saturday nights, which helps draw in that crowd.  The trick is getting more couples to go there (from reports I get offline).

Great job by Chas on his first report, and we look forward to more.

Thanks,
Doc

Thursday, June 30, 2011

A Quick Note From The Good Doctor - 15th Ave Adult Theater Special Extended Through 7/2!
















Doc here with more good news for this thing of ours... 15th Avenue Adult Theater (& Spa), 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, has extended the great promotion from last week through Saturday night 7/2 at closing!

M/F couples, single females, and T-Girls are admitted FREE to the theater and spa!  Regular prices are still in effect for single guys.

Last Saturday night, there were 18 couples in attendance (I have a report forthcoming on that evening). I anticipate more of the same this coming weekend at 15th Ave.

Have fun out there if you are near Chicago and are looking for some quality time at an adult theater.

Thanks,
Doc

Beaking News! The Love Stuff Theater in Cordele, GA by JaxBchBum


Doc here with some bad news from this thing of ours, courtesy of Journal senior field reporter JaxBchBum:

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Verified today by phone that the theatre is closed "forever" at Love Stuff in Cordele GA..  Retail store appears to remain open.  Major bummer as always was a good rest stop on the trips up to Atlanta.

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Doc here again... Love Stuff was visited by LE about 2 months ago, and it looks like action has been taken against the business in the form of closing the theater.  Prior to the LE action, reports were very positive on this adult theater. 

Well, only one way to proceed... Onward and upward.

Thanks,
Doc

From the Desk of JaxBchBum: Notes on Past Reports











Doc here with something new... "From the Desk of JaxBchBum".  These are notes from senior Journal field reporter JaxbchBum on past articles and reports.

Here is JBB's update:

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Doc,

Here are a two comments from recent posts on The Journal:

  • Vizionary King is right about Foxes Cinema (at least on my last visit about 8 months ago).  I can't testify about the g/holes in the arcade, but I know they do have a mid-sized theatre seating about 40-50.  I am wondering if they weren't at the MACA bookstore across the street from Foxes that only has an arcade?

  • Blast from the past about Belvedere Theatre brought back some great and sad memories from when I lived in Atlanta.  The owner, Addie, was one that always looked out after her customers and was constantly fighting the DeKalb County authorities trying to shut her down.  Before opening the Belvedere, I knew Addie as the cashier at the Buckhead Cinema adult theatre (also a thing of the past).  At one point in time, the pressure got so bad, (DA in Fulton County had run all the adult theatres out of Atlanta so Belvedere and Buford Hwy were only ones left in entire metro-Atlanta) that she actually rented a house that was isolated and set up a small theatre for her "regular" customers since all she could show in the theatre was soft porn.  Belvedere was a twin cinema and most of the gay customers went into the second theatre which was darker; which made the first theatre a bit more receptive to couples.  Back 15 - 20 years ago, there used to be a swingers bar down the street from Belvedere so the theatre would attract a lot of couples - especially Friday and Saturday night.  The Belvedere story has a sad ending in that one night, Addie was leaving the theatre and was jumped by a robber in the parking lot.  Her 2 grown boys managed the theatre with her and one of them ran to her aid.  The robber had a gun and shot her son and ran away.  Her son died there in the parking lot.  It completely broke her heart and the theatre never re-opened after that.
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Thanks again to JaxBchBum on his updates on these recent reports. 

Doc

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Flash Report: Mocha Pickle Reports On CTs Adult Theater in Gary on 6/23












Doc here with an excellent first-time report from Mocha Pickle (maybe my favorite pen name of 2011 so far...). The scene is CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN. Mocha Pickle stepped out of retirement and filed this entertaining, yet hot report of the scene this past week at CTs.

Take it away, MP!

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Been awhile since I’ve toured the Chicago-Indiana theater scene.  Melrose and CT’s are my hunting grounds, along with a few adults-only nudist camps.  Dr.Lizardo put out the call for reporters, so I came out of retirement to report on this thing of ours.

CTs Adult Theater
Gary, IN
I hear a hot girl named Lisa will be at CTs in the early evening of the 23rd of June. I arrive early, and the theater is empty… except for “Anne” and her old man in the back row.  After politely asking if she’s playing, she pops out a boob and says “That’s why I’m here!”  I suckle and nurse her silver dollar nipples, then we move to the gyno-table where her old man gives me a condom to wrap up.  I plunge in, seven inches, balls deep.

Anne’s moaning.  I’m long dicking her, punching that womb, but I can’t get the can’t cum.  Performance anxiety?  Like I said, it’s been awhile.  I hop off.  Since no one else is in the theater wanting to fuck, Anne and I get to talking.  She’s wondering where everybody is.  I just keep rubbing her titties and feeling her big ass.

Soon, she gets bored, and she’s outta there, her and her old man.  Cute gal. Older.  Round in all the right places.  I hope to see Anne again so I can butter her little face.  Anyway…

Guys start coming, waiting for “Lisa”, the main attraction. “Big George” ambles in, cane in hand, and lets us know she’s on her way. But first, a few rules…

She wants a hard fucking from any and all cummers.  A hard dick, a condom and some lube and you get the fuck of your life.  Also, she’ll suck the chrome off your trailer hitch, but absolutely positively no cumming in her mouth.  Everyone agreed and Lisa entered the theater...

Foxy, sexy, and smoking.  Literally smoking.  Loved the cancer sticks.  She asked if we minded.  Fuck no. She could’ve been on fire and we wouldn’t have cared.  She promptly stripped down, hopped on the gyno table and spread her creamy thighs for a little tongue-in-the-taco action from big George. The rest of us were getting ourselves hard, stroking off to the show.  Lisa was giving free tongue baths to the fuck sticks to the left and right of her head.

The first guy jumps into the saddle and, after a few minutes, I swear he blows so hard he has an aneurysm.  He literally fell out of the pussy, it was so good.  Trembling, he staggered out.  Hope he made it home.

The next guy gave it three good pumps and was done.  POW!  Said he hadn’t had any pussy in two years.

A few more came, saw, and were conquered by Lisa’s devil snatch.  She continued to bob her head on various meat whistles.  Hypnotized by her soft vanilla ass, I started to rub it and cup the cheeks in my hands.  Soon, my Viagra cock was between those wonderful lips and oh goddamn the rules, no cumming in her mouth.  She said she wanted cock in her pussy.   I couldn’t.  NO CONDOM.

I left before she and George did.  Lisa was still taking on cock, but a previous sore boob-to-bicycle handle bar injury was starting to be too much for her to bear, so I’m assuming she didn’t stay the whole night.  But she was a real trooper and did many of us a great service buy draining our nuts.

The lesson is, if you’re gonna dabble in this thing of ours, play by the rules, play fair and everybody will get a turn at bat.

Thank you George and Lisa.  See you next time at CT’s.

Mocha Pickle… out.

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Doc here again... Awesome first-time report from Mocha Pickle.  I hope this is the first of many more to come, since after 3 reports he will have his own custom banner to accompany his reports.

Do you have an adult theater report?  I am still in desperate need of reports... So, if you do (just like MP did), please email them to Charles Atlas The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will put the window dressing on your words, edit and format them, and WALA!  You are now a reporter for the web's one-stop-shop for this thing of ours.

Thanks!
Doc