Flash Report! Halloween Meets Mother Nature (or Sweater Puppies Come Out In The Snow)

Doc here with another entry in the ship's log from our good friend, that old seadog himself, The Captain.

Now was the weather on his side this past weekend?  Was he wearing his new "Dora The Explorer" costume? Or did he pull out his Captain Ahab outfit (complete with wooden leg) for the sixth straight year?

All the questions will be answered in the following report... Here is The Captain, dropping anchor (and trou) at Adult World in Rensselaer, NY.

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Ahoy Doc,

Halloween weekend, a swingers paradise, collided with mother nature dropping a snowstorm on the northeast this weekend. This disrupted many of the swingers parties planned throughout the area. How does this make a field report your might ask? Read on weary travelers!

The Halloween weekend swingers parties are often the most fun and well attended parties of the year, with possibly the exception of New Years Eve. Couples sign up months in advance and plan out there sexiest costumes and fantasies. Anonymous sex is even more anonymous with a mask on! What could be hotter?

So what happens when a sudden October snowstorm throws a wrench in the plans after a months long buildup? Couples have to let it out somewhere, and the theaters get a little bump in traffic, with this in mind the Captain took a long overdue shore leave and headed over to Adult World on Rt 9&20 in Rensselaer NY (right across from downtown Albany).

Not the real woman,
but a look-a-like

The Captain was in the theater watching the comings and goings for a while when he heard the distinctive clicking of heels on the tile floor in the booth area. While my ears perked up, I listened for more evidence before giving up my seat in the small theater, as the beautiful and heavily tattooed staff member on duty Sunday at the front counter  was also wearing heels. A few minutes later I heard the distinctive female giggle and my ears zeroed in on the booth area again. Sure enough we had a live one!

I made a hasty trip out the theater door and around the corner to booths area and was the only one besides the couple in the booth. They were in one of the buddy booths, where the glass can be fogged or cleared by each booth occupant's consent. I entered the adjoining booth and put a bill in the machine and clicked the button hoping they had done the same on the other side, I was initially disappointed when the glass remained fogged. The couple was undressing, kissing and flipping channels to make a selection of their liking. They continued to kiss and finish undressing each other. He was asking if she was getting turned and she said yes, how did you know about this place? She admitted to never having done this before and was getting very turned on. I could see their shadows through the Plexiglas as the groped each other and pressed her beautiful curves against it.

He then said watch this, and clicked the buddy booth button clearing the glass. The Captain was treated to a sight!  A beautiful blonde, 40's, large C cup breasts, smooth skin, and a beautiful ass. Her head was in his chest and he smiled as my jaw dropped upon seeing her. (The pics are VERY representative of what my eyes beheld, but are not the actual couple). They continued kissing each other and he whispered to her that someone was watching them and she tensed up and started to turn around and stopped, not wanting to see if it was someone she knew. Thankfully we were strangers.

He then clicked the buddy booth and the show was over. Or so they thought. Being an experienced sea-goer this salty Captain knows a few tricks. There is a small crack where the framing for the buddy booths is and just so happens to line up with a crack on the other side. I could only see from the waist up through the crack but it was plenty to continue to build the excitement for me. She went down on him again and while I couldn't see anything but her head bobbing, I could hear the slurping noises and see his eyes rolling back in his head as she went to town. They abruptly stopped and he told her to get dressed and said I want to undress you and show you off in the theater. (yep, finally getting to the theater report!).

The went into the theater and went right to the front row where he unbuttoned her top, and the sweater puppies were on full display. Beautiful creamy skin, full roundness and pencil erasers for nipples. He played with her breasts for a bit as those of us in the theater repositioned ourselves for a better view and started yanking our cranks in appreciation.

They kissed and he played with her breasts for a while and treated us to a nice show, but sadly returned to the booth to finish their early afternoon escapade. At this point the Captain was spent and stayed in the theater listening to her muffled groans building up to the final intense grunts of a job well done.

The Captain has a feeling in his moustache about this lady,  that she'll be back and continue her theater de-virginizing soon.

The Captain

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Doc here again... The old seadog we know as The Captain always finds trouble, no matter what port he slides the Wally Power Yacht into... Thank you sir for another great report!

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them...BAD.  Just send your report to Marlin Perkins The Good Doctor @ emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, create a custom logo for you (after 2 reports), and best of all, you get the byline and the glory.

Hop on the Lizardo train...

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Eye of The Eagle Reports from The REDACTED Adult Theater

Doc here with a GREAT Flash Report from long time contributor to The Journal of Adult Theaters, Eye of the Eagle.

Eye of the Eagle's home turf is the Midwest... Home to some of the most Draconian adult business laws in the country.  Certain states like Illinois have very friendly laws in regard to this thing of ours.  Others do not.

And that is where you might find Eye of the Eagle... But has that stopped this intrepid reporter?  No way.

I suggest you sit back, throw another log on the fireplace, and gather around Eye of The Eagle for his tale from the REDACTED Adult Theater.

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Hey Doc,

Been awhile since I've reported from the Midwestern adult theatre scene. Due to the situation here the action has slowed to a crawl. It's still there, but couples have been reluctant to "let loose" like they used to. Patience has been the key to having fun and Friday night can still produce some action. In this case, no patience was needed.

I almost always arrive at the theatre around 7:30, talk for a bit with the crew and anyone else that is hanging around the lobby. If the "couples only" sign is on the designated theatre door I know there is a possibility that a horny pair might be there. Since I saw no sign I didn't bother to ask who might be in attendance. After a few minutes of idle chit-chat, the guy at the counter told me there was a couple there. He added that they were in the singles theatre.

I quickly went into the room and saw what seemed to be a single female, around 45 sitting alone on the love seat. Two other guys were there, one watching the movie and stroking his cock, the other guy didn't seem too interested in anything.

I sat down on the empty couch and greeted the lady, who immediately asked if I was interested in sitting with her. Hell ya!!!!! She was around 45, small BBW, in a loose fitting dress that indicated she was not there to observe. I sat next to her and she explained that her hubby, the guy stroking his meat, loved to jerk off while she sucked cock. It was then that she showed me a small hand towel that she brought to, as she put it, "Clean up the mess that might be on my chin." (ed note: This could be the quote of the year so far at The Journal)

Seeing that  there was no need to rush, we chatted for a bit until she asked if she could see my cock. She unzipped me, took it out, and I slid my jean down to my knees. Leaning back she slid the top of her dress down and revealed a nice pair of D's that she "thought you might want to play with these while I play with this." Her hand found my semi-hard cock and she slowly stroked me while I fondled those nice titties. As soon as I was fully erect, she looked across at her husband who just nodded and that was when she dropped her head to my lap and took it all the way down her throat.

She was in absolutely no hurry to get me to bust a nut. Occasionally she would stop sucking and stroke me gently while she watched her hubby stroke. Alternating between the soft caress of her tongue and her hand for about 10 minutes, she finally asked me if I wanted to nut I was ready. Believe me, I was ready.

Her hand gripped the base of my manhood and she took me all the way in her mouth. When she started to roll her tongue around the head as she stoked...I was done. My first squirt went into her mouth, she pulled her head back and watched as I shot into the air, then dribbled down the shaft and onto my balls. She stoked me gently until I started to soften. Glancing over at Hubby, he was still stroking.

She took her hand towel and almost ceremoniously wiped her mouth and chin. She also cleaned up the mess on me and put the towel in a small bag she had brought long. I excused myself after compliments and thanks, and went outside to have the traditional post-BJ smoke. Just then an old regular that is one of the really good guys I've met there pulled up and I told him what was going on.

When I finished my smoke I returned to the theatre to see what was happening. It was like dejavu all over again. My buddy got his rocks off. I'm not sure if Hubby ever unloaded.

Eye

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Doc here again...Thanks to Eye of the Eagle for another great report from across the plains of the Midwest.  We are looking forward to more to come from you, sir.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Good, because I need them...Bad.  Just e-mail Blinky The Magician The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com, and I will set you up, big time.  I will edit, format, and drop in a few pics... You supply the report, and you get the byline and the glory.

So what are you waiting for? 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi's Weekly Report - Halloween Edition

Doc here with this week's "Cruising The Coast with Bob in Biloxi".

This week it seems that Bob has hit a bit of a speed bump in terms of the lucky streak he has been on at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater, as well as the ABS down the street.

So here is our good friend Bob, and his weekly report...

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Hey Doc,

Very chilly here on the beautiful Gulf Coast, so maybe that’s why only 6 couples showed last night. Of those 6, three were playing. I didn’t get involved as none peeked my interest. One of the ladies was having a blast, she fucked 3 guys and sucked 7 off. The other playing couple was taking donations and one was offered up, so she got busy. No couples at all down at the ABS, there was however, a “happy fella” convention. The holes haven’t been modified yet so that’s a draw back hopefully remedied when I return from Portland.

Bob in Biloxi

Friday night at the theater, (and one reason I don’t go on Friday) one of the patrons told me a pretty good looking couple came in. As they started getting busy one tall black fellow that had been on his knees the entire time he was there, suddenly bounded up and rushed over to the couple and started pawing her. Needless to say, that killed the action for them and others, the couple left and the confused fellow returned to his knees.

Several people were thinking out loud when they were telling me this, I interrupted them with a reason he would do something like that. My reasoning is that she was (in his so-called mind) competing with him on the cock gathering and he didn’t like it. Several people I talked to that were there said she was crying outside. There is absolutely no plausible explanation for this fellows action and he should have been banned. The clerk wasn’t informed until well after they left, and didn’t know this individual was being the pain in the ass until after he left. I also blame the other patrons for not coming forth and informing the clerk this was happening. But they will be the first to start whining there are no couples in the place.

Now I‘m all in favor of electro shock treatment for people like this, if only someone could invent one of those “phasers” like they had on Star Trek set to stun? Behavior modification at its best I say! The theater used to have a collection of individuals that had no manners at all, slowly the management is weeding them out and banning those folks for life, but their job is made much harder if no one speaks up and brings this to their attention. (Ed note: I could not agree more, Bob!  If there is a problem or issue, take the bull by it's horns and report them to the staff).

Leaving for Portland Wednesday Doc... Due in around 8:30pm weather permitting, so no Coast report next weekend. Haven’t heard from Brent, hope to run into him at the Paris and catch up.

Bob

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Doc here again... Good luck in Portland next weekend!  Here is a little known factoid: Last Halloween weekend, I was in Portland and found out so was Bob.  However, we kept missing each other and never had a chance to meet.  The one thing we did agree on is that Halloween weekend is not a good weekend for adult theater sex.  Why?  It's amateur night.  The code of conduct is thrown out the window by the inexperienced and the drunk.  The vibe is one of novelty, not one of sexuality.  I will have an article later in the week of several examples of bad behavior at adult theaters across the country this past weekend.

Safe travels Bob!  Hopefully you will connect with Brent, and tag team the reports from Portland and The Paris Theatre.

Thanks,
Doc

Reminder: Laney-Ween Starts Today @ Noon at CTs in Gary, IN

It's Laney-Ween at CTs in Gary, IN!

Doc here with an announcement from our good friend, Laney from Texas. She will be making visits to CTs Adult Theater, 4620 Industrial Highway in Gary, IN starting 10/31 through 11/3/11. She will be doing NOONERS ONLY. No evening appearances.

Those of you who have seen Laney before know she is insatiable and hungry for all the cock she can get. Still don't believe me? Then check out these pics of Laney @ CTs:

Costumes will be optional for Laney... ENJOY!

Doc

Flash Report! "The floyd is Back in Town - Part II" - Daytime Fun @ The Paris Theatre

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UPDATED! Coming Attraction to The Downtown Adult Cinema in Akron: JS & Wife Visiting Saturday 10/29/11

UPDATED! 10/28/11 @ 12 Noon: JS has requested that anyone who is planning of joining them Saturday morning in Akron's Downtown Adult Cinema, or has feedback from the visit, are welcome to contact this hot couple.  They can be reached at jonsimpson08@yahoo.com.

Doc here with a Coming Attraction for those of you dedicated to this thing of ours in the Akron, Ohio area.  Here are the details of the visit, courtesy of new contributor, JS:

Location:
The Downtown Adult Cinema
44 S. Case Ave,
Akron, OH

Day:
Saturday October 29th, 2011

Time:
Arriving between 9:30 and 10am

Notes from JS on the Visit:

Hello Doc,

First time contributor to your blog. I am an avid reader and appreciate the time you put in with this.

This coming Saturday (10/29) my wife and I plan to visit the Akron Cinema on Case Avenue. I have been there a few times before and this will be her first visit.  We have talked about it for some time, and I think she is ready to attend. It will be a morning visit, as we will be passing through Akron on our way to visit friends. We will be traveling in from Columbus and plan to arrive at the theater between 9:30 and 10:00 am and stay for a few hours if all goes well.

I hope the guys aren't pushy since she is pretty nervous about this outing. We ask that all guys be courteous. I don't know her limits: we might just play, or she may be open to more.  If any other couples or women are available to attend, that may help her nerves.

We are both in our mid-30's. She is a small thing: 5'1"...105 pounds but packs a good punch.

Thanks,
JS

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Doc here again... I hope all the guys who are lucky enough to attend on Saturday morning are kind and courteous to this terrific couple.  As always, remember your fundamentals...Be patient and good things might happen.  Be too pushy, and good things will disappear. For good...  Hopefully another couple or two will also attend, and make this a nice distraction from the usual Saturday morning cartoons.

If you go see them at the Downtown Adult Cinema, tell JS and The Mrs. "Hello from Doc".

Bottom line: Treat this couple with the respect they deserve, and who knows what may in your future.

Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attraction Alert! Melinda @ CTs in Gary Tonight @ 7PM

Doc here...

Just a friendly reminder that Melinda will be in the CTs Theater, 4620 Industrial Highway, in Gary, IN after 7pm Thursday night 10/27/11.

She describes herself as older, large breasted lady, long brown hair, and likes cocks of all sizes and colors.  A gang bang is on the menu...

Here are two pics of her:

Disclaimer: The Journal does not guarantee any visits by anyone.  Things can change at the last minute, and appearances might not happen. 

Couples Flash Report! Abe Lincoln Takes Mary Todd to Deja Vu in Springfield, IL (Honest)

Doc here with a dynamite first-time report from our 16th President, Abe Lincoln. Abe and his best gal visited Deja Vu, in Springfield, IL (location information at the end of this report, as well as in the Dr. Emilio's Adult Theater Database).

I have been hearing good things about this place, but this is the first report.  So sit back, crank up the patriotic tunes on your hi-fi, and enjoy Abe's report...

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Hi Doc,

I took my lovely 28 year old BBW lady friend to the theater and booths at Deja Vu in Springfield IL over the weekend. My "Mary Todd" was dressed to accentuate her pendulous breasts, with a great cleavage-revealing shirt, paired with a skirt that was just long enough to be legal.

Arriving around 10:30pm, we started out browsing the nicely laid out video/toy store. She was getting anxious to play, so we paid the clerk the $5 to be buzzed in to the theater/booth area/
The 5 or 6 booths are laid out in a row along the hallway, with the theater door being directly across from the  entrance door.

I put a dollar in the bill acceptor at the theater door, and the electronic lock released to allow entrance.
We had read about this place on other sites, but none mentioned how small the theater really was.
It had seating for maybe eight in the back row, with four seats in front, and a small love-seat sized couch against either side wall.

She and I sat on the couch that was farthest from the door, and watched the movie. It was standard fare, played on what looked like a 42 inch flat screen TV. I let loose her tits from her shirt, and tweaked, twisted, and pinched her nipples, getting her warmed up nicely. Meanwhile, she freed my cock from my pants and was returning the favor, stroking me while we watched the movie and watched by the few guys in the theater.

Once I had her sufficiently heated up, she leaned over and proceeded to suck my dick vigorously.
I grabbed her reddish-brown hair, and pulled it to the side so the watchers could get a good view.
Reaching over, I slid a hand up her skirt to be greeted by her soaking wet panties, which I pulled to the side, giving me access to diddle her clit.

I could tell I was doing a good job by the muffled sounds of encouragement from her cock-filled mouth. Before she took me to the point of no return, I lifted her head from my crotch and gave her a nice wet kiss of thanks. Still with my hand buried under her skirt, I moved my head down to lick, suck and nibble her nipples. The combined efforts were soon rewarded with my hand getting drenched as she had her first orgasm of the evening.

She called for a time out to cool down, so we got our clothes straightened out, and headed back out to the bookstore. A few minutes of browsing and a quick trip to the restroom later, she was ready to go again.

The clerk, who obviously knew a theater slut when she saw one, once more buzzed us in, saying  "have fun!" with a smile. We perused the case that displayed the videos playing in the booths, as I fondled her tits through her top. She unbuttoned the shirt herself this time, allowing me access easily.

I pulled from a pocket of my cargo pants a pair of nipple clamps with penis-shaped weights. Her eyes lit up when she saw that I had thought to bring along her favorite tittie accessory. Once I had them firmly in place, I took her hand and led her to one of the booths that have a glory hole between them. (from what I could tell, there are two full sized glory holes between four different booths, and peepholes between some of the others).

Dropping $10 in the bill acceptor, I sat in the chair with her kneeling between my legs.
As I pulled and twisted the chain, she worked my zipper down and pulled my dick out to give it oral attention once more.

I soon noticed a large black cock pushing through the wall, needing the service of her mouth. I pointed it out to her, and she left my cock to tend to it. This was her first black dick, but she went at it with vigor.  It was great to watch her suck and lick it til he shot his load in her mouth.


She let it run down her front over her tits as well. It wasn't a minute afterwards that it was replaced with another cock, this time a white one. She gave it the same treatment as the one before and was soon rewarded with another load, this time sprayed across her boobs.

Once again, it was  no time before one more was pushed through the hole with the same result, half in her mouth, half on her tits. After the third cock, there was a lull which allowed her to play with mine for a few minutes.

Just as  I fed another $5 in the machine, another black cock came through the hole, this time being an uncut one. I told her to stand up and bend over instead of kneeling for this one, and got behind her to giver a good fucking while she sucked this one. I yanked her soaking wet panties down and tossed them aside so I could bury my cock in her bald pussy.

With every thrust I gave her, she was impaled on the other end by the cock coming through the hole. I pushed deep in, dumping my load as I heard her gagging on the load being shot in her throat. Once I was finished, I allowed her to pull back and catch her breath.

Both of us knew we'd had enough and were getting our clothes straight to look semi-presentable (which on her part, with cum soaked though her shirt, and her panties MIA wasn't easy). She walked out beside me, with her head held high,still wearing the nipple clamps.

The clerk again gave us a knowing smile as she thanked us for coming and asked  us to return soon.
Needless to say, next time we are in the area, we plan on returning. My lovely lady needs a bit more training, and I plan on having her get fucked by any and all who want her.

My ultimate goal is to turn her into a three-hole slut with no limits. We may be reporting in next from Quincy, Decatur, or East Saint Louis, and hope someday to get to the holy grail of Illinois theaters, 15th Street in Melrose Park.

Side note to The Good Doctor:
Deja Vu is a combination strip club/ABS/theater located at 3220 Lake Plaza Drive, Springfield IL, 62703. Hours are Mon-Thurs: 12pm-3am, Fri-Sat: 12pm-4am,Sunday: 6pm-2am
no couples section, but definitely couple friendly. (Ed. note: I have added this info to the dB)

Abe

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Abe (and Mary Todd) Lincoln for a GREAT report!  This is exactly what a Flash Report should be... Establish the setting, introduce the main characters, and dive into the action.  Bravo Abe!

Now it's your turn.  Send in your adult theater report to Buck Swope The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit, format, and make the report look great.  You get the glory and the byline.  Abe did it, and so can you.

Thanks,
Doc

Coming Attraction! Laney Returns To CTs Adult Theater in Gary From 10/31 to 11/3

Doc here with an announcement from our good friend, Laney from Texas.  She will be making visits to CTs Adult Theater, 4620 Industrial Highway in Gary, IN starting 10/31 through 11/3/11.  She will be doing NOONERS ONLY.  No evening appearances.

Those of you who have seen Laney before know she is insatiable and hungry for all the cock she can get.  Still don't believe me?  Then check out these pics of Laney @ CTs:

So mark your calendars for Monday through Thursday @ noon at CTs Adult Theater in Gary.  Tell Laney Doc sent you!

Also, for you CTs visitors... Check out the new CTs blog at http://ctsadultsuperstore.blogspot.com/. Maps, directions, pics, and much more to come. 

Thanks,

Doc

Brent's Theater Tails: The Joyus of (Theater) Sex in Portland

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